Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Give me chocolate.
>>696465262
I adored those, my favorites!
You misread my post or I worded that wrong
>>696465379
The little things must not be overlooked
![Kirino [248].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YMdxCkH.jpg "Kirino [248].jpg")
still here
Iowa claim
>>696464473
Yes you did you smug little shit!
>>696465262
200? Well I'm not gay but 200 is 200
Well that's it I'm done with the thread for the night. Later all!
>>696465881
I love this Mural
>>696465379
I'll smug you into the floor.
>>696465399
Yeah! and if you find out lemme know, ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwSpn4pmv9Q
>>696465116
This is very true
>>696465262
I dont even know. I am enjoying this one a lot though, if you happen to have a 3ds I recommend it.
>Hamakaze claimed
>I might have an issue with the rereading over and over
>>696464108
Pretty much, yep! The only thing I'd say it's worth spending money for is premium, but that's not needed really. I just like the little benefits of it.
>>696464155
I'm an idol too, ya know!
>Plus, I've been cheeki with Maki far too many time.
>>696464707
Perv.
>>696464730
I should've but still. My sides.
>>696464807
FINE!
Guys, making short jokes again? Really? Don't you think that's lowering expectations a bit much?
>>696466000
Later Freedom Bote
>>696464473
dude, cooking for chicks is a great way to secure your waifu
>>696464807
oh? what happened to your bike?
i bet your moms got a wicked fast street bike doesn't she
>>696464954
whats that about?
>>696465166
Hey, i don't make the guidelines tutz, blame the japs. All i know is a nice loli when i see one
>trust me
I don't think i do
>>696465587
damn, calling someone an accident as you kill them. You're a savage tomoko
>>696465711
Obligatory claim
>Rem-rin claimed
>>696465379
Whats that its hard to hear people under 180cm
>>696465262
It was from long car over the wall to the corner of pit
Sorry for the disappointment
Claim
>>696463920
I'm not even into the game and those look nice.
>I am lmfao
I know, it was a bad Snickers reference.
>>696464155
I love it, sounds wonderful~.
>Pic
Let's save that for the chat ;^)
>>696464304
At the local community center. They do those food drives and collect from the containers where you dump clothes and other usable items you don't want anymore. I don't do it a whole lot, a little lazy at times haha. It's a summer get together, every year they do it. Invite local bands and stuff. Don't mention it friendo, you got this!
>>696464473
Along with satisfying precision.
>>696464964
>Remembered the filename
You must be one of those new cheeky boats huh :^)
>>696466000
See ya around man, take care.
![Kirino [97].png](https://i.imgur.com/CK2QLCF.png "Kirino [97].png")
>>696466069
I do too.
I like her as well.
>>696466114
as in i didnt mean to kill them
>>696466198
your waifu is trash
>>696466114
It's about Brendan, the male playable character from pokemon ruby dating a Team Magma Grunt after the games events. It's really really adorable. It's ongoing but sadly the author is going to be gone for a while to serve 2 years in the Korean army.
>Hamakaze
>>696466000
OH FUCK I FINALLY GOT TRIPS AFTER SO LONG
>actual leaving now
>>696466451
Show yours so I can roast her/him
>>696465835
Ah! I see the problem, i misread your "especially" as an "except" for some reason (i swear im not as think as you drunk i am)
but thats cool! Im guessing they were a bit on the pricey side?
>>696465881
Woah, Now thats a waifu
>>696466000
Trips confirms it, youll do anything for 200 of anything (i never said dollars you absolute whore)
>>696466069
Smug you say?
>
>>696466102
I wanna get a 3ds so bad! i don't even want that many games, just the Zelda games and smash brothers mainly haha
>>696465835
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Tale care
>>696466000
FUCK YOU AND YOUR TRIPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696466069
>
How can idol who knows how to sing amd dance can be a match to someone who kills vampires?
>>696466114
She burned an omelette;_;
>>696466277
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696466379
The best feel man. Best with a revolver too
>>696466069
2 volumes. Ongoing. No translators.
>>696466103
That looks flustered, not calm.
>>696466114
The rear tyre has the side fabric showing. And she has a bike that has half my power when they were made.
>>696466474
Spotted.
>>696466702
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>696466451
>>696466103
Hey, who do you think would be in the pleasure pit 24/7.
>You!
>>696466379
>Wew
![Kirino [222].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JHrprW3.jpg "Kirino [222].jpg")
>>696466747
>Damn right it is.
Hey, Koko. It's been a while.
You're pretty popular now, eh?
>>696466790
I dunno. How can Shinoa measure up to Rory?
>>696466842
>>696466984
Retrac what i said thats is not a shit waifu
>>696466379
Honestly, I like the look of military things in general. As bad as it is, war machines interest the hell out of me.
>>696466790
>Didn't see my cheeki comment
:'^) I cri evry tiem
>>696466810
>
>>696466972
Night Smugs.
>>696467016
Nou!
>>696466972
I love you smuggy <3
>>696466972
>>696466103
I didn't know that
And hey.. back off she's my tomato..! :(
>>696466114
You never trust me anyways..
>>696466379
Heh okay okay fiiine~
I'll just save it for then but you better be expecting it qt <3
>>696466747
Don't tempt me.
>>696466790
Because in terms of popularity you're still trash and that's how an idol views self worth, by popularity.
>No matter what you lose.
Were you expecting a fist fight or something instead of a popularity fight? I'm a lady! please don't make me stoop down to such levels.
>>696466810
Awwuh!
>>696466747
I have smash, OoT, waiting for majoras mask because its in the mail, animal crossing, pokemon Y and Omega ruby. I'm also currently waiting on a new 3ds xl that should be here on friday.
>Also, if you're not convinced, here are some more screenshot
>>696466972
G'night buddy
>Hamakaze
>>696466842
That autistic freak...
>Indifferent / bitchy attitude
>Overrated
>Still not a match for my Rem-rin
>>696467160
You'd want me in the pleasure pit 24/7?
>So perverted
>>696466277
hmmm, ill allow it. I am erect
>>696466379
well aren't you a regular saint haha, but thats cool! thats alot more than i do. And that festival sounds pretty sweet! what are you gonna be doing there?
>>696466436
Damn, your even more savage than I thought, your not even trying to kill em! It just comes naturally to you!
>>696466493
hmmm, maybe ill give it a read! do i have to know the characters to hit the feels?
>>696466379
>Let's save that for the chat ;^)
Boss demands to see this, for research :^)
Also yes, I remembered it as it struck with me kek
Post it~
>>696466747
Not too pricey, but not too cheap either
Just in the middle-zone~
>>696466790
Even Frodo must feel sorry for you..
>>696466972
Goodnight~
>>696467375
You dont "have to" but it'd be nice to know a little bit of the background. Just characters from pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald
>Heres one more
>Hamalams
>>696467336
>overrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNicFXGIxYQ
Your waifu is just seasonal trash man, I don't know what you're talking about 'not a match'. And your waifu is just from a trash harem anime. I bet you don't even love her.
>>696467375
i meant like its like colaterall damage
>>696467329
You are not worth of using the term darling as Miia still exist
>Pro-tip:She will never stop existing
![Kirino [188].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4DAum6E.jpg "Kirino [188].jpg")
>>696467672
Okay, even for me, that's pretty adorable.
>>696467375
Koko, you slut.
>>696467027
>>696467672
Ive been behind on it. Reading chapter 9 now.
>>696466790
hey, omelettes can be quite flammable ok! give her some slack
>>696466810
damn, how much is that gonna set you back?
And i bet your mom had relations on that bike, ever think a that?
>>696466972
Goodnight shinoa! Sleep well :)
>>696467027
It has been a while, how have you been my dude?
>pretty popular
well being gone can have that effect on someone heh
>>696467124
Thats a nice lookin snake
>>696467265
maybe if your a little nicer :)
>don't tempt me
oh im temptin
>>696467329
nice games! sounds like the list of games i would get tbh. And im kinda torn between going for the 3ds or the 2ds purley for money reasons
>that pic
oh boi, is the dad gonna get in on this?
>>696467265
Hehehe, you two are gunna be tons of fun to tease. ;^)
>>696467338
>Implying I'd need to tell you
>Implying you wouldn't be there of your own free will
Mead is good, I think I could easily start drinking more often if it's this stuff.
>Drunk Makoto incoming
i want to fuck a bottle of Orange juice
>>696468413
Its just juice man
>>696466474
Hello again.
>>696468251
You know, if you get on amazon right now, you can probably nab the red bew 3ds xl for 175 if you're willing to wait until august 2nd for it to be in stock. I think that target also has them on sale for 175, if not get yourself the 2ds.
>Does that dad get in on it
Read it and find out
>>696468057
Woo, chain reaction!
>>696467866
Right?!
>>696467822
Fuck off asuka
>>696468251
She bought it when I was 15. It sat either on a patio or in a shed since.
>>696467672
Aaaaand I just watched the Wallace introduction. That was PERFECT.
>And to think a certain 25 year old man came with another-
>say another word and I hit you.
>>696466790
>>696466972
Like a true gunslinger. Sleep well man.
>>696467016
Shhh~.
>>696467160
Something about them is very alluring. Eh kinda like how the planes from AC were always so captivating.
>>696467265
Of course cutie, already looking forward to it <3.
>>696467375
Oh please, it's not a whole lot haha. Getting paid for some of it, looks good on a resume, and well it's a nice gesture. Hoping I'll be on setup duty. Stands, chairs, tables, etc. Although I'm not sure, just don't want to work a stand. Might eat from it. Even if you don't do a lot you're still doing stuff, good nevertheless man.
>>696467554
>Research
More like leverage, right? :^)
Who's to say I even still have it, I didn't exam the whole picture.
>>696467554
oooo thats the perfect zone! too expensive and you kinda feel a bit guilty for drinking it, but too cheap and theres just no class haha
>that pic
she seems a bit uncomfortable, i dunno if i dig
>>696467672
ah i see, well it does seem pretty god damn cute haha, especially that pic
>>696467819
ooohhh shiiittt, your just a killing machine tomoko, your not even AIMING at them and your getting them anyways!
>>696467866
would a slut do THIS
>
>>696468529
i know. but i still want to fuck it.
![Kirino [184].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/28IpvMc.jpg "Kirino [184].jpg")
>>696468251
I've been well, a lot of things been happening, some good, some bad. But that's life man. Just live to try and enjoy it.
>well being gone can have that effect
I'd doubt it'd work for me, but maybe some anons it would.
>>696468251
I am nice..! When i have to be..
>>696468327
Oh no.. I don't like being teased D:
>>696468695
Talking to you is one of my favorite parts of my day in private chat~ So i'm glad you enjoy it too love <3
I will grant you one wish.
What will it be?
>>696465711
Who here loves cooking? Made Spaghetti and meatballs, herb roasted vegetables and rum affogato for my family today.
Also, claiming
>>696467789
Are you accusing me of heresy anon?
I've been into the Re: zero universe since it first came out (2012).
AND I can guarantee that I'm attracted to Rem-rin for that cute and protective attitude (and those nice bewbs) unlike those Shiro's fanboys who are only sexually attracted to her.
Saber claim sorry for not replying was playing league with friends
>>696468688
Every time I read it, I have a stupid smile on my face. It'smy new favorite web comic manga thingy
>>696468831
It very much is
>>696469244
companionship.
please.
>>696468413
>>696468903
I somehow knew that was you, Robit.
>>696468695
Something about the amount of outright destruction one machine can cause interests me. Like, could you imagine a battleship unloading onto a modern day city?
>Evacuated of course, I don't care for the loss of life, just collateral destruction
>>696469069
Then you're not gunna like me, because I tease a lot. Ask Maki, I'm.... totally not a tease.
>>696469244
More mead! You can have some too!
>>696469244
Lamia exist and i get a waifu snek
>>696468327
Well maybe just a bit.
>Drunk makoto
>Easily aroused makoto
I don't need sleep!
>Cutie~
>>696469318
Cook checking in.
>>696469411
>(You)
>>696468831
i mean like mortars just mess up things in an area
>>696469244
make waifus real will be your answer from most
>>696469581
Fuck yourself you ERP loving nigger.
>>696468550
Hello, Nui Anon.
>>696466810
no u
>>696469318
I wish for you to give back Haltmann's soul.
>>696469318
Hello Anonon!
>>696468695
I promise I'll keep at least this one secret~
>Is it on Telegram? :^)
Aww come on, I want my keks!
>>696468831
Exactly how I feel!
But I'll still get an expensive one later~
>How about this one
>>696469456
it will always be me.
>>696469244
i wish for a social life
>>696469325
You didn't deny that you don't love Rem. There's been about 6 Rem claimers, all which have came and went, you can't even say that she's not seasonal trash with that large amount. Why would you claim a freak from a harem anyways? Too afraid of a having an actual good waifu so you result to watching trash anime to find a human excrement tier abomination that you think is attracitve?
>>696469738
Ah ha! I got you anon!
>I'm white!
>>696469782
Haltmann's soul? Did you mean to quote the milkyway thing?
Also, hello Nui!
>>696469581
Mizore is a cute!
>>696469581
>Easily aroused
>Implying
I'm just a bit giddy is all!
>>696469808
This is true.
>>696468653
hmm, 175 is a bit outta my range but i might be able to swing it after a few more work sessions. Would you say its worth?
>>696468688
mmhmmm, just cus it wasn't runnin don't mean it was outa action
>>696468695
lol it certainly does look good on a resume, and why don't you wanna work a stand? how busy does it get?
>>696469000
Those trips tho
>thats life
amen to that brotha, don't gotta always be positive but its best to never be negative. But im glad to hear theres some good :)
>>696469069
>only nice when i have to be
thats like, the definition of someone whose not nice haha
>>696469244
never ending liver
>>696469398
Im a sucker for cute shit, as much as i love my action shit haha
>>696469411
Granted, you get a pet Opossum.
>>696469456
Granted!
>>696469490
Granted, however she will eat you.
>>696469808
Granted, it's on the internet.
>>696469782
No fucking way.
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>696470160
Megumeme
>>696470311
>You can be giddy with me~
>>696470070
Whoops, kinda dizzy today, hi Anonon.
>>696469748
How was the movie?
>>696470398
not exactly what i meant. But thanks?
>>696470311
exactly. So what's been going on?
>>696470398
I will die happy
>>696469734
>one bad guy surrounded by civilians
what should we do tomoko? snipe him?
>mortar fire, we'll say they were collateral damage
I see your game my dude, your a madman
>make waifus real
I get the feeling that even if all our waifus were real, they still wouldn't like us lol
>>696469799
I mean, i won't say no to expensive shit, but buying it is a whole nother story haha
>that pic
I dig that one, but why is she kill?
>>696470336
I'd say its very worth
>Save up an extra 20 bucks for 32 gig micro sd
>sucker for cute things
Same, im so glad I found this today by accident
>>696470398
Huzzah! Mead for all!
>>696470649
Perv!
>>696470763
Not much, threads just like, died or something.
>>696470004
Are you saying that Rem-rin is not a good waifu?
>Bewbs
>Nice cook
>Would die for you
>Would unconditionally love you
>Would follow you until the end
>Expert close combat fighter
>Would ACTUALLY die for you.
How is your waifu better than mine?
>>696470679
It was okay. Not as good as I thought.
>>696469069
The same goes for me, how couldn't I when it's you~.
>>696469244
Ace Combat 7 to not be shit.
>>696469456
Like Ground Zero but on a whole other scale. Ah yes of course, that'd just be terrible.
>I'm.... totally not a tease.
You're totally not telling the truth.
>>696469799
>at least this one secret~
Kek, what have you done in the past? Oh and jokes on you. I don't have a Telegram.
Sorry Boss, no can do~.
>>696470336
Damn straight. Not the fact that it's busy, I just don't want to have the cotton candy or pizza near me for hours. I'd probably get reprimanded for eating it kek.
>>696470828
actually it was more like 2 large groups mixed in. yeah probably would think we are weird but hey one step closer right
>>696470679
Grown up Nui looks hot, or just a more developed Nui.
>>696470336
Granted, you're body blows up from inside out.
>>696471090
How can I take you seriously if you don't even love your waifu?
>>696471077
i like slow threads. means i can do something while i shitpost.
>>696470828
Buying some every once in a while isn't bad, in my opinion
She sank years ago ;-;
>>696471077
Where's my cosplay pic?
:^)
>>696471142
I dindu nuffin
yet~
Come on now.. Be nice to Boss~
![Kirino [260].png](https://i.imgur.com/WJc9GAz.png "Kirino [260].png")
>>696470336
Yeah, sometimes you just can't be positive no matter what, but thats just times where you need to buckle down and ride it out man.
What about yourself, been up to much?
do you faggots even own a life?
>>696470915
You went and renamed your images!
>Truly embracing megumeme, good job.
>>696471077
Tease!
>>696471142
>He teases me all the time.
Mine.
>>696471130
What was the bad thing about it? was it just a bad movie?
>>696471152
This is all i have of that, but she is gorgeous, fellow Nui anon.
>>696471142
>Ace Combat 7 not to be shit
It's taking place in stangereal so it's already a step up
>>696471402
No. And you forgot to post an image, retard
>>696471402
its more rented really if you think about it
Do you faggots even own a life
>>696471142
I wonder what would cause better destruction, HE shells, or AP shells...
I'm not a tease at all. :^)
>>696471323
You never asked last time!
>>696471406
Nou!
>>696471588
No :>
>>696471497
You thought that was a fellow Nui anon, but it was me! ANONON!
>>696471588
Much better
>>696471693
You misspelled DIO
>>696471691
Great
Goodnigth everyone Is 4:30 here and im going to bed
See ya all faggots tomorow
Also lewd goodbye waifu
>>696471142
haha i feel you on that, at the stadium theres shit around me the whole time, the main thing that really keeps me from eating anything is cus its so busy. But other then that everybody just goes crazy lol
>>696471148
mhm, im sure
>they would think we are weird
wouldn't you think it weird if you were spawned into a room a dark room with someone at a computer, and they have tons of pictures of you doing weird things and nudes and shit and pretending to be you while they talk to other people online, then have the balls to just assume that you love them?
>>696471218
wait how'd i blow up? i just asked for a kidney that never stops working?
>>696470837
Oh? whats the standard size memory?
>found that pic by accident
oh geez...oh my...
>>696471277
Need any other proof? I already made my point.
I do love my waifu, unlike your superficial and sexual attraction to that overrated freak.
Need to sleep guys, see ya!
>>696471944
Bai bai
>>696471323
well i gotta wait a few months before i can buy anything anyhow haha
>she sank
who done did ya in?
>>696471835
Nice lood, night
>>696471908
You asked for endless liver, so your liver multiplied very fast.
>>696471944
Night perv!
>>696472110
>>696471908
dont have nudes. have a few borderline though. yes weird but never assume the last bit
>>696471944
night
>>696469244
Kill yourself on live stream
>>696471693
God damn i thought i was the ruse master.
>>696471940
Heh, I'm done busting your balls, you seem to actually do love your waifu, and I respect that. How was your day?
Nodding off again.. goodnight everybody!
>>696471622
Well now I am~
>>696472100
I see..
She was attacked by B-25, was too heavily damaged to save, so her crew filled her with explosive and was sunk
She was put out of her misery, in a way
>>696471944
Goodnight~
>>696471908
I think it comes witha 4 gigabyte micro sd.
>I was refering to the web comic
Alright everyone, goodnight. See you all tomorrow
>maybe
>>696472317
15 year old.
>>696472379
You're off.
>>696472379
You shouldnt be here if you're that old m8
>MODSMODSMODS
>>696469244
I wish for food to accompany my beers tonight.
>>696470336
My dad couldnt fit on it when she got it. It barely takes 80 kgs.
>>696472317
What a change.
Not that bad my dearest anon, hbu?
>>696472263
Step up your game "master of disguises"
im 2 yrs old who wants to see my pussy hit me up call me at 911 and ask for my 2 yr old pussy with your street address and full name pls
>>696471142
Granted, but you're shit at it.
>>696472573
Granted, it's expired.
>>696472110
Oy vey!
>>696471323
That's very reassuring :^)
Boss has to be nice to the subordinates.
>Staff morale has decreased.
>>696471406
You too huh?
>>696471512
Wonderful news. Next question is will there be anymore scripted sequences.
>>696471622
Armor Piercing or High Explosive. At first thought I'd go with the HE. There's probably other factors here too.
No, you're not. You're a lying tease instead.
>>696471908
It's a form of torture man. Ah you have a reason for not doing it haha. Not sure what it'll be like like there but hopefully chill.
>>696472785
Didn't say I couldn't improve at it.
>>696472125
Endless doesn't mean faster, just means it don't stop. Although i see why you tricked me, according to >>696472110 you were a jew all along!
>>696472166
but still. thats what would happen 99.9 percent of the time if a waifu were made real
>>696472363
goodnight meano!
>>696472375
well thats just awful! can she ever recover?
>>696472377
ahhh thats pretty weak lol, i will have to get the extra giggly bits
>i was referring to the web comic
Well iiiiii wasn't haha, goodnight hamguy! sleep well :)
>>696472573
thats what made it exciting!
>>696472906
Something's not right about this picture...
>>696472743
Oh, I haven't really done much anything today, just been really tired and trying to find stuff to entertain me.
>>696472363
Night Nico, I'll tease you again some other time. :^)
>>696472375
Hmmm, I could probably go and find some... if you say please~
>>696472901
You'd think so, but the AP rounds would explode inside the sky scrapers, probably causing more damage.
I am not!
>>696472751
Why? they're adorable!
>>696472906
oh well may make some of us get up and try right?
>>696473007
Kek you got rid of those disgusting eyebrows.
>>696472906
Get on skype to say goodnight dingus..
>>696472767
I did but the lady on the phone sounded kinda older? Did i dial it wrong?
>>696472901
haha i know right? and im sure itll be chill, i don't see how crazy shit can go down at a town festival do you?
>that pic
>>696471497
Just wasn't scary, and overall kind of weak. So much for 98% on rotten tomatoes.
>>696473170
Very good!
>>696473207
HAHA YOU GOIN TO JAIL PEDO
>>696473055
Sounds like an average day in /b/.
Alright my newfriend it's time for me to go. Have the best of nights.
>>696472901
I thought my staff members liked to be pushed around :^)
>>696472906
well.. 30 tons of wreckage were salvaged recently, now a museum is being built to protect her from anymore salvages
>>696473066
Hmm..
The cute is trying to tease me tonight?
Oh my~
Little dune buggy in the sand little blue dune buggy in my hand.
Song stuck in my head. How is the night for everyone?
>>696472906
Its a bit unsettling ye
>>696473153
That is true, could be the perfect motivation
>>696473175
O?....k
>>696473405
THE LOLI WAS WORTH
THE LOLI WAS WORTH
>>696473400
Ah, a shame but at least you can still go to the bathroom, any other plans?
>>696473493
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Rem, hope to see ya tomorrow.
>>696473661
>>696473007
meant to reply to THIS goddamnit
>>696473405
Her eyebrows are cute though.
>>696473661
but still most would result in failure if not all
I've decided to leave you all. I just can't take it anymore.
I can't keep fooling myself into thinking this place makes me happy. That it's worth it. That I can hide my crippling depression through my waifu, bless her.
I'm sorry, everyone, but I'm going to an hero.
Good night. I love you all.
>>696473500
I'm not cute, but I love teasing cuties~
>>696471398
Oh shit, my bad man i didn't notice that reply! and im with you on that, sometimes shit just sucks and all you can do is wait it out. I haven't been up to much, tryin to lose weight and went camping but thats about it heh
>>696473661
It's been a long while comrade.
>>696473752
That is true.
Not really. I'm catching up on steven universe right now but that's pretty much it.
>>696473097
Of course they are, but they are too cute to be effective.
>>696473939
Especially the ones you like~?
