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>>696443851
>eyb0ss/10
>>696443851
>>696444324
got a pic of you by yourself?
Raterino
Rate pls
>>696444554
>Klansman/10
>>696443851
can someone tell me OP's hairstyle?
>>696444612
plz plz, ditch the shades
Be nice pls
From earlier today
> inb4 i look underaged
I know i look 14, I have a baby face
>>696444788
potato/10
btw, nice dubs
>>696444796
iowan?
>>696444612
are you dat oily half breed from the other thread?/
>>696443851
nice hair bro
>>696444913
ethnicity?
>>69644502>>696445024
My legacy proceeds me..
Cancer...
Guyes, plz r9 me. im a bit sucially inscure.
considering suicide after the electric/gas bills came. can't pay up. berlin's expensive to live in
Hi
>>696445110
precedes, anon. precedes. but that is not a good pic of you above
ITT: insecure betas
>>696443851
8/10 average
>>696444128
5/10 needs a direction
>>696444244
Idk normal?
>>696444324
7/10
>>696444516
5/10 could be 8 with work
>>696444612
4/10 look like a trap
>>696444788
2/10 look 12
>>696444977
Coloradoan
>>696443851
9/10
>>696444128
6/10
>>696444244
girl is 7 you are 6 or 5
>>696444324
girl is 4 you are 8
>>696444516
7 or 8 hard to pinpoint
>>696444612
glasses and hat makes it hard to r8
>>696444788
creepy looking/10
>>696444796
6/10
>>696444891
atleast an 8 or 9
>>696444913
7/10
>>696445310
Thanks for the post beta
>>696445265
1 moar if last was a bad angle.
>>696445063
dominican
>>696445461
>>696445340
>>696444964
how about now?
how i look
>>696444738
>>696445301
I'm learning so much today.
Back.
>>696445615
were you born in the dominican republic? and if so be honest--what do you think about Haiti and Haitians?
>>696445273
How much do you like coffee on a scale of 1-10?
>>696445633
Nice dubs, same person? you look different.
>>696445688
come cam
icanhaz
chat. com/tog
>>696445460
Wow you're really... Trying
>>696443851
6.8
>>696445668
you're also learning that, apart from girls preferring it, it's objectively better to be snipped. but if you could tolerate another question or two on that subject, I will ask
>>696445747
yes same person
>>696445762
Cam?
>>696445777
Was tripping on acid when I took this
>>696445688
Think we left off talking about why you were more talented than your fat ugly mother
>>696445643
Hey brett.
Friendly neighborhood lighting designer checking in.
>>696445777
chek'd
>>696445738
Hate it. Loved it as a kid but now it just sends me through the roof. I'm 3chill4that
>>696443851
If you turn your head upside down, you'd just have a neckeard. Awesome!
>>696445701
Born in New York. I don't like some of them that were in my school here in new jersey, some were smelly, liked to pick fights, think they are the shit. But overall i don't see why i should have anything against the race as a whole.
>>696445939
No you weren't...
>>696446048
tis!
glad not to see so many fukbois in this thread
does /b/ think I'm pretty
>>696446066
did they pick on you bc of your ethnicity? did they cut down every tree they could see??
>>696445633
At most a 7 now.
Better?
>>696445887
sure, if you want
>>696445964
Bruh I'm on my phone at like 34% I can't and that sounds like a bad idea for some reason.
>>696446180
the potato quality makes you look like a honey bun
>>696445836
Shoot
>>696446066
Interesting. given that background, are you cut or unsnipped?
>>696446090
Well it wasnt that much just 3 hits of small town shit
>>696445939
"I was tripping on acid and I woke up to find a pretentious selfie on my phone" said no one ever. If you'd took acid before, youd know why I know you're chatting shit.
>>696446130
>"his faggot level is over 9000 captain!"
>"IMPOSSIBLE!"
>"See for yourself"
>KILLME.png
>>696446270
I fucking love that.
>>696446180
yea, actually. though maybe you should relax your face. unless you've noticed girls really dig this expression, which I sorta doubt
>>696446321
Inbb4 "this"
>>696446212
... What?
>>696446284
if you'd say, in what state or region (ex., northeast; midwest) were you snipped?
>>696444788
is there a wee wee in your no no hole?
>>696446336
great job posting your ID bud.
>>696446312
You're small town shit
>>696446321
Lol if you black out on acid you're defiantly a pussy
>>696446336
is this a new pic?
>>696446515
Eeyup it's shit
>>696443851
Can you eat from your forehead?
Yes im aware of the raging acne
>>696446154
Haha, no. They just acted like the average african american in a low income community. I only stayed at the school for 2 years before my dad moved me and my sister into a wealthy town, it was a lot of white people and like 5% of students werent white. Most of the people there were welcoming my first day.
Rate
>>696446494
All the vital info's blocked by my finger, faggot.
>>696446296
im cut, was cut at birth
>>696446440
Nvm sorry thought you were the dude with the cam thing. Anyway my talents are being good at vidya and drawing things.
>>696446463
Ohh, the state is Kentucky.
>>696446643
5, fix your hair and you might be able to pull a 6.5
>>696446574
>nope
>im bigger now though, bench has gone up 30 pounds
-arms gained an inch in circumference from creative
>fuck you for always being on r8 threads, too
>>696446660
Is your dad a wealthy Haitian?
Rate pls b0ss
>>696446834
interesting. unrelated to personal questions, do you like it there? heard mixed things. and lastly, if you have any brothers, are they snipped as well?
>>696446857
>arms gained an inch from creatine**
Fuck autocorrect.
>>696446880
10[age]/10
>>696446660
Also wanted to add, my sister hated it here but i really liked it, i was pretty sad when i graduated because i was gonna miss so many people
>>696446908
Nope/10
>>696446854
Ya i just took a shower, my hair looks pretty assy atm. It normally has more volume.
>>696444913
To be fair, that comment doesn't answer as to how old you really are. Also, plz post pic in shorts and tshirt.
>>696446908
Triggered/10
>>696446524
5/10 I almost bit
>>696446857
wanna literally fuck me? cuz for the next week, we're in the same state ;)
>>696447099
Kek so close
>>696446908
i'd suck your dick
>>696446966
You really like talking about circumcision.. Yeah, my brother is also circumcised and Kentucky is pretty meh for the most part.
>>696446908
vegan-feminist octosexual wolfkin trigender non-white clinton supporter/10
>>696447145
Why the fuck are you in Connecticut? This place blows lol. Unfortunately I'm straight, I'm assuming your a dude. If not, maybe.
>>696446873
Nope, he is actually half white and half dominican.
My dad just knows how to manage his money well, and he is able to afford things for me and my sister, although he basically stopped supporting me at the age of 17 to make me realize life isint just about sitting around playing games, i gotta go get a job make goals for myself... The last thing he ever gave me was $10 for gas, and a Acura TL with 164k miles. Right now im just working at some restaurant making 35 a day plus tips. Its not too bad because i dont have that many bills to pay and im crashing in my sisters apartment till i graduate college.
>i know its off topic but i feel like sharing my story
>>696446740
Vidya ain't no talent! Drawing's alright though, I cant draw but I'm in a shit band, literally shitter than the pixies, we're fucking awful
>>696447052
sure give me a few mins, i dont even think i have any shorts right now...
>>696447227
lol, you caught me. but my final question is, were you snipped before your bro or after, chronologically speaking (and if you even know)
>>696447600
Well they were both done at birth and I'm older so.. Me.
>>696447245
I eat a lot of steak and I hate Hillary Clinton with a passion
>>696447650
Lit/10
>>696447650
gopnik/10
>>696447489
Nah, it's interesting. Do you have a credible plan after you graduate? I assume you're a freshman, which means you need not make a decision right now. But do explore the job opportunities offered by any major before committing. Simply being interested in the subject is NOT enough.
>>696447600
The fuck is wrong with you?
Gonna have to take those dubs away, you can have them back when this conversation is over
>>696447650
you look like a future EBT recipient
>>696447734
Gotcha. And thanks for humoring me.
>>696447494
Bruh I only play gay instruments like flute and ocarina. Wish I could play somethin' cool. Did concert band for a while but everyone in it has a god complex so I told the director to go fuck himself and I quit.
>>696447841
Post a pic of yourself ITT? Also, dat conversation is over, and the anon was less inhibited than you are I must say
>>696444913
No way you're 18, sorry
>>696447825
I know its kinda gay but i love teaching people how to do shit so i wanna be a teacher. Planning on teaching math right now.
It was either that or computer science, i only know C++ and a little bit of swift but i dont think i would be suitable for the field of computers and computer science
>>696447596
eh, jeans are fine if that's all you have
>>696447976
Anytime. The more you know.
>>696448196
9/10 lose the peach fuzz
>>696448139
its ok bud, you dont have to trust me :)
I was born december 18, 1997.
Lurking since i was 15. i never posted a picture of me till today
>>696448212
Nothing gay about teaching dawg. Unless you fuck your male students, in which case, your mugshot will end up on this site someday. Just be sure you've mapped out PRECISELY what you need to do to get the job you are seeking. Because teaching in high schools requires more than just a bachelor's degree
>>696447753
If you are left of center and vote for anyone other than HRC this Nov., fuck you
me and gf
>>696445615
do you come from a large catholic family?
>>696447600
The guy with the dick obsession is STILL at it in these threads eh?
>>696448637
Yes, mi papa....
>>696445460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
>>696443851
you need to not frown look at all of those lines on that forehead.
>>696444244
you need testosterone.
>>696444324
2/10 and 4/10
>>696444612
u r a bottom,
>>696444913
u mean ugly as fuck
>>696445460
lmao
>>696446571
7-8/10
>>696448925
Hey at least you have a hobby that isn't anime or videogames.
>>696448558
She could do better.
>>696446685
8/10 , depends on your height do
r8
>>696448271
here you go
its a me, mario
>>696448943
Amazing thanks
>>696448057
Woodwinds alright but it's all about strings and skins! Musicians are mostly cunts, I work nights in a warehouse because as I said, we suck hard. I just sleep through the bulshit on the sofa next to the kit until some clever fuck head starts playing it.
Literally my flat and everyone who lives here has a bed but me lol
Post a drawing!
>>696449158
Can't wake up/10
>>696443851
You look a total cock
Shitty webcam pic..
>>696449034
kek Is lmao good
Bored asf homes
Doing anything fun ??
>>696448196
You got a pretty mouth.
>>696443851
When your forehead smiles but you don't...
>>696449067
Yes. It's slightly healthier/more productive
>>696448196
You're very handsome
9/10
>>696449248
Unfinished Flandre Scarlet drawing I did like 20 minutes ago. Pretty meh but it's okay.
Rate my side face faggots
>>696444913
Gay, str8 or bi?
>>696449645
NOPE. post a proper pic plox
>>696449370
robert plant/10
>>696449645
Pretty nice would use you as a chair/10
>>696448077
What if I was the same anon, what if I just got sick of your shit
>>696449370
7/10
>>696445273
why can't everybody be this white
>>696446685
9/10
Would snuggle
>>696449393
Drinking beer and huffing glue hbu?
>>696449666
st8 m8. Does it make me gay if i would let a girl finger my ass?
>>696449191
sorry, but for the pic to be decent (not just for me but in general) you can't cut out your face
>>696449370
robert plant has come to /b/
>>696449124
think so?
>>696444554
should get tattoo removed. Glad you are not a whore. 7/10
>>696449642
Hey not bad. Looks like she could kick a rhino to death with them legs though. I can draw stick people fucking other stick people
>>696449666
Check em
>>696446643
I would hide my rice bags from you/10
>>696449770
That'd be fine, though I would ask for proof of your statement
>>696446908
8/10 if not annoying die hard liberal
>>696449926
no. we live in enlightened times.
>>696446497
Never take a picture at an angle where people can see up your nose.
>>696449926
Idk, post dick.
>>696450094
What proof do you require?
>>696450163
Real niggas don't care if you can see up their nostrils
>>696446471
Hang on to your Precious, there buddy.
>>696447762
Grow a beard and you would look more like a man. I don't wanna rate, because that would make me fee too gay.
>>696446497
10/10 would cuddle
>>696450058
I draw girls with my own figure as a base, as well as my own preferences. So, flat chested and thick thighs.
>>696450164
i dont wanna :c
im pudgy.
my dick is barely 6 inches, 5.8 or 5.9 at best
i never even measured my girth.
>>696449740
What do you mean use me as a chair lol.
Is that a compliment ?
>>696444977
Hail iowa, the mother corn land
>>696447762
I really like your eyes
>>696450311
Your mum got Kik?
>>696450001
fuck m8, coming up, not pants this time because fuck it
>>696450388
oh, it doesn't sound that bad. just post it, here or on an appropriate /soc/ thread plox :8
>>696450046
Who is the hottie on the right?
>>696450264
A pic of you touching your ear
>>696445460
5/10 if you're a guy
4/10 if you're a girl
3/10 if you're anything else
>>696450604
...with your penis
>>696450604
What the fuck dude, we should hang out
Rate?
>>696450473
If she does I wouldn't know it. I don't use that shit. I just lurk /b/ and /vp/ from time to time.
>>696450739
Lmao you look like that vegan dude who won Mr Olympia
>>696450725
Lol Guy
>>696450739
7/10
>>696450739
Bet it's hard to get cum out of that goatee
>>696450730
>>696450732
Yea, didn't think said proof would be forthcoming. The dude I was chatting with wasn't bad humored.
>>696448546
Fuck yourself man, Bernie was better
>>696445273
6/10
Add 2 points for ginger hair so 8/10
Would bang
>>696450766
I ain't got it either so it's fucking irrevant.
I like this one the most though
>>696451105
Bruh I'm done. Hey you got a 3ds by any chance?
>>696444891
Has nice smile
Has cake
8/10
Would bang and eat cake
>>696450965
You know, your pretty pretentious for a guy begging for dick pics on /b/
>>696443851
Od seeing you here man
>>696450001
i had to hunch a little bit. If you want to know my height, im 5'10"
>>696451039
Perhaps, perhaps. But one should not sacrifice the good on the altar of the perfect. Especially when the only alternative to HRC is Donald fucking Trump.
>>696451251
Nah used to. Haven't played games in a couple years now, just can't get into them like I used to
>>696449728
>>696450035
I take these as compliments
>>696451273
At least I'm not wrong. That would be worse :(
>>696451200
What day are you planning on shooting the school up /b/ro?
>>696451386
ty. you really don't look bad. hope you're not self conscious
>>696444796
What. The. Hell.
Girl with glued on moustache/10
Would not bang.
>>696451200
Get rid of the doorag and indoor sunglasses you fucking arsehole
soup /b/
>>696449370
Hands down chilliest looking dude on this thread
WouldsmokeaJwithyou/10
>>696451443
I understand. I went through a gap a while ago. Got too fuckin' busy with all kinds of stuff.
>>696451595
Loving it
>>696444554
would be 9/11 w/o tattoo
>>696451475
I dunno when do you plan
>>696451386
And now, for the quick dick pic?
>>696444516
9/10
Would crawl all over you
>>696451751
Ok, now would you mind squatting in front of something you're not about to steal?
>>696451464
I'm wrong all the time, fuck it who cares. This is the place most people go after work or other normal things, to vent their weirdness so as not to inflict it on real world people.
If you're recognised here, and worried about being wrong on /b/, you have more problems than simply being wrong
Here is a more recent pic I miss the long hair
OP looks like a dissapointed father that just got told his son failed his elementary spelling test
>>696448196
WHATEVER TOMOOOOROW BRINGS I'LL BEEE THEEERE
>>696444516
9/10
>>696452014
Laughed so hard I woke my neighbor up and he started beating his wife
>>696451862
I dont want to share my dick pics after revealing my face, I dont know who is going have access to these images and what they will do with them
>>696452109
what was the old pic?
696452014
Lmao that's my car guy
>>696452258
How much does your car guy charge per hour?
>>696452204
haha. well, maybe on a /soc/ dick rate thread then?
>>696451748
Yeah, haven't even played pokemon go yet. The odd round of zombies or fifa after practice usually but haven't played anything properly for ages
Kinda glad though, can't be a coincidence that life got more interesting when I started doing other shit
>>696452249
This was 2 weeks ago
Don't be so harsh.
>>696446685
my gfs really cool uncle/10
>>696452056
>recognised
Britfag detected
>>696451720
As a Femanon, I find it frustrating to see attractive males flaunting themselves and realize they are undoubtedly gay.
>>696452505
coooool
>>696452212
You're lucky bro, that nice owl calmed me right down.
You look like Lenny Kravitz got stung by a bee in the face
>>696452427 #
The car is owned by me
>>696452014
kek
>>696452452
we'll see.
im only on /b/ or /gif/ most of the time
>>696452793
But who was the original owner that you stole it from?
>>696446908
could be -30/99 or 10/10
depends on if tumblr nazi
>>696452678
Yee but then again I look like a fag
>>696452109
Not sure if guy or a girl but cute..
>>696452616
Yeah an wat dick'ed
>>696452974
We know that already from the picture you posted.
I forgot that this is 4chan infested with retards and outcast
Uncle Phil gonna be pissed if you fuck his car up
>>696452999
Lol Guy thank you and nice trips
>>696452505
You posted this picture already
>>696452463
I play competitively in Pokémon Alpha Sapphire. Take down entire teams of cheap ass mons with my Clefable and Heracross. Sorry I ramble on about things I like.
Well, you seem pretty cool, but I gotta head to bed since it's 1 where I'm at. 'Night! Hope my selfies don't end up on a cum tribute thread.
>>696453089
Lol yeah very obvious
