Waifu claiming thread.
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>>696367244
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Akiko claimed
>>696379691
I mean do you ever go to /pol/
Seems like not too many people here frequent it
>>696379760
>Fran
Then it would only be exciting to the point where they give up
Hello.
>>696379760
>gets Fran to revive me
Why?
Feeling sad, lads.
>>696379927
Fuck off elitist
>>696379927
>>696379859
Hello
>>696379890
~~So I won't give up till you are threw using me~~
>>696379940
I was bored
>>696379955
Kill yourself then
Normal normal.
>>696380000
Quads confirm Togame for elitist scum
>>696380087
It wouldn't be in a sexual way Fran. That's the thrill of the hunt baby
>>696380145
Butts
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>696380000
Well, that's a buzzword and a half.
>>696380041
Why hello there cutie.
>>696380242
Oh, man.
>>696380000
Shit forgot pic
>>696380087
Hello
>>696379890
>>696379142
Hey, at least I know that I'm sick!
>>696379955
Do tell why
>>696380373
You're waifu is a buzzword, elitist scum
>>696379955
What happened?
>>696380145
Hello
>>696380242
~~not for you it wouldn't~~
>>696380389
Looser
>>696380392
Hello
>>696380482
But your sick in the fun way
>>696380482
Gotta to do things today.
>>696380649
Cutie
>>696379760
>>696380087
Its not something to say in polite company such as this place, besides I think its fun to keep you guessing.
Saber claim
>Inb4 command seal anon
>>696380649
Nah, not really
>>696380673
like what? get out of bed and write some applications?
>>696380727
Flattery gets you no where
>>696380805
So, telegram then?
>>696380865
But I like talking to you
>>696380649
>>696380968
Its just facts, qt
Claiming
>>696380255
>
https://youtu.be/3z0z_Zo9uTg
>>696380373
Now you can join the secret cool kids club
Just ask Kyouko
>>696380649
Well that would make the whole hunt quite awkward on my part. Frankly I wouldn't like it if my catch enjoyed being hunted
>>696381222
Nice trips, cutie
>>696381060
You up to the usual?
Or did you stop molesting dogs?
>>696381214
But you don't even know what I look like!
>>696381350
Oh well, just hunt some random nignogs then
>>696381350
He was part of the club before he made his first post here.
>>696381527
Still cute
>>696381673
True.
>>696380968
I don't use telegram, never even made an account there.
>>696381527
The bitches are all over me~
>>696381790
Here is a recent picture of me
>>696381953
Hmm
Seems I'll have to wonder about what kinky shit you like then
>>696382023
Please don't fuck my dog
Fran
>>696380968
Yeah, I like talking to myself too! And to you too
>>696381462
Oh, yeah these trips are kinda fun to roll
Rory claim
One day, one of our PC's will be in a museum.
>>696382126
Nice try, cutie
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>696382399
They will need to censor a lot of things.
Best type moon claimed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>696382170
So, who are we going to murder today?
>>696382443
Is really me though. I'm getting that affirmative action
>>696382399
They had best delete my history and a lot of shit on it
>>696382126
I saw your cosplay, cutie
>>696382598
Nice pic.
>>696382126
Probably all the same stuff you like, really there's not much I don't like.
>>696382598
Wonderfulness.
>>696382803
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>696382853
I'm not too keen on the missing nose design, but can never have enough milf Shiki.
>>696382914
Excellence, did I miss anything?
>>696382598
Shiki worst type moon
>>696382806
If I have a gun... Trump
If I have a knive... Everyone else
>>696383150
Children are to be seen not heard, Megumin.
>>696381527
Well i wouldn't mind thinning the population, but they smell weird and they're hard to spot at night
>>696381673
Damn, that's unexpected
I should really watch that anime
>>696381941
stfu elitist fuck
You wanna play now or later?
>>696382399
"And here we see the famous "white box". A PC with no less than 50 TB of loli porn on it.
Unfortunately we can't open it as the two sides are stuck together with an as of yet unidentified biological adhesive"
>>696382830
>I saw your cosplay, cutie
So you know I'm literal gar age?
>>696382914
Bondage?
>>696383252
>You wanna play now or later?
Later.
It's still early.
>>696383288
Still cute
>>696383049
There was some lewd, its mostly over now though.
>>696383288
Yup.
Who wants a hug?
>>696383252
play with me 26 hours from now okay?
>>696383586
Your civ V game still going well?
This is for Kyoko.
>>696383252
Which one?
>>696383780
wew
>>696383186
Alright. Everyone!
>>696383252
Track them by smell
>>696383440
But are you?
>>696383586
What side of it?
3d girls are better.
>>696383780
I always knew you were a manslut.
>>696383737
>hugs and buries face in chest
Your boobs are so big, and soft, senpai
>>696383780
Oh.
Best Togame lewd.
>>696383780
Shit lewd of shit waifu from shit anime
>>696384049
>Best Togame lewd.
More like only Togame lewd, there's even less porn of her than Shiki.
>>696384100
Found the pleb, stay to shit like KlK
>>696384124
She has some but they're kinda meh.
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>696383780
Nice
>>696384124
Thats how you know shiki a shit
Noone wants to bang her
>>696384164
KlK is shit
>>696383754
Yup, though I'm running out of time to take over the whole world, only have 75 turns left to take over all of North and South America so I'll have to hurry.
>>696383880
More into doing the tying up but I wouldn't mind a bit of light stuff on myself.
>>696384194
Not like Kyoko, there is a LOT Madoka Magica porn.
Huh, so I'm finally at the famous torture scene from GTA V. Let's see how much they censored it in Europe.
>>696384100
I don't think you have even seen the show.
>>696384581
Chara looks immensely hot in that pic
>>696384660
Its shit
>>696384722
That's not very descriptive anon.
>>696384347
~~Opposite for me~~
>>696384581
Let's see.
~~i wonder if you can reenact it~~
>>696384581
Hi chara!
>>696384873
Its shittier than a huge shit with that ate shit covered in horse shit and then shitted and animated it
>>696384873
I think you're expecting far too much from an anonymous shitposter.
![Syndra [79].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RaBRmtc.jpg "Syndra [79].jpg")
>>696384722
So no?
>>696384976
Kill yourself shino
You're waifu is shittu
>>696384677
I got hoter ones
>>696384962
I'm fairly sure you don't want that.
>>696384976
Hello Shino!
>>696385105
I have and it is shit
Regret I wastes my time on it
>>696385140
Post em, cutie
>>696385095
Shiki as a maid that's rare
>>696384962
Nice, so we've already got an agreement there.
>>696385347
It's surprisingly not.
>>696384015
I see you like them don't you~
>>696383376
I am so ready for those warwick plays
Also, tank vel'koz too stronk
>>696383737
I'll try man. I'm pretty sure I can
>>696383780
Wew lad
>>696383879
All of them? I'm illiterate when it comes to anime
>>696383880
But they smell weird. They're just weird in general. they look like a different species. Like a german sheperd naxt to a chihuahua. I've only ever met one nigress that didn't look or smell like she was an obese man that was wearing a wig, and she was skin over bone
>>696384581
I was kinda let down
>>696385460
Yes, they are so comfy~
Can i suck on them?
>>696385458
It looks nice on her. Didn't expect it though
claiming lilly
>>696385759
Obligatory everything looks good on her comment.
>>696385328
Alright
>
>>696385504
Huh, I just got to drown him a bit. Haven't had the chance to try the rest out.
QOTT: how do you like your coffee?
I like mine black with two sugars.
>>696385759
Rin looks hot in a maid outfit
>>696385884
Well that's not wrong
>>696385985
I dont drink coffee
>>696385985
I drink tea, thank you very much
>>696385140
Yeah, that's probably for the best
>>696385454
But there is one problem
I'm gay and you are straight
>>696385504
All the more reason for the race war!
>>696385985
I like tea
Twenty
Eight
Hours.
>>696385985
She can even make Saber's outfit look good.
>>696385985
Black with nothing.
>>696385985
This >>696386411
>>696385884
That art is shit
The thighs are WAY too long
>>696386411
>That double reply
Kek. She does
>>696385985
Black. Sometimes one sugar depends on how I'm feeling
>>696386214
>straight
Yeah sure.
>>696385750
aw hell no
>runs away
>>696386669
>Forgot pic
>>696386702
Let me suck dem teets
>>696386702
>>696385985
>drinking coffee
Fucking pleb
Also, terrible QOTT not waifu related or very interesting
>>696386214
We had it right. We had it fucking right the first time. Where did it all go wrong?
http://2020standiford.comcastbiz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/AAAABlack-Girl-in-a-Belgium-Zoo.jpg
>>696386411
nice misquote
>>696386702
Bi?
>>696386863
Lewd
>>696386779
No.
>>696386863
Soon.
>>696386959
Yup.
>>696386721
Senpai wait up!
>chases after you
>>696386411
Whoops, mistakes were made.
>>696386669
You know what I meant. By the way how do you feel about the various Saber versions/clones?
>>696386896
>terrible QOTT not waifu related or very interesting
We have actually had some waifu related questions lately. Also I'm totally going to steal and old one for next thread
>>696386959
>Bi?
More like only interested in cows.
>>696387123
One of those mistakes were you
Also one was you claiming a shit waifu
>>696387222
I do sometimes wonder who you are and how I managed to make you so incredibly backside flustered.
>>696387329
I am a hacker known as 4chan
>>696385985
With milk and a lot of sugar... that is if I have some. I usually drink chocolate milk
>>696386214
Yeah, I'm hitting him now with a ... uh what's it called? Ah, a monkey wrench. It's huge and made out of metal. I... huh hit him in the balls.
>>696386896
Perfect!
>>696387069
Then this might actually work out.
>>696387123
Cows are fine
Quite meaty though
>>696387510
Can you do that to me, senpai?
>>696386896
I think they had it write this time. Pussy ass country
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rape_of_Belgium
Both world wars Belgium falls to germany. Why are you even a country?
>megu
>>696387525
Some people like chubs I guess.
>>696387069
I thirsty for milk
Let me suck em
>>696387617
Some people like shit i guess
For example
(You)
>>696387123
I'm fine with the other veraions. Means more Saber images.
>>696387794
Alter best saber with best theme.
>>696387770
Why so down anon?
Present for Saber anon
>>696387123
Hey man, cowgirls a best.
>>696387525
Yup.
>>696387617
To an extent.
>>696387669
No.
I'm still angry that this isn't a doujin yet.
>>696387600
Yeah, that's no problem. Squashing balls doesn't sound too horrible. The worst was pulling out a teeth. So... there's only 5 torture methods here? too bad.
>>696387932
I want to kill myself but my dog wont survive without me.
>>696387993
Please? I'm dehydrated
>sucks them anyways
>>696387886
I have a soft spot for Lily but yeah Alter has the best art
>>696387964
Thanks
>>696388068
Saving this too
>>696387510
~~now lovingly whip him on the ass~~
>>696387617
To each their own
>>696387993
~~Now we need a way to communicate privately~~
>>696388200
I may or may not have a decent sized Saber alter folder.
>>696388186
What good reason do you have to die?
>>696388472
HERETIC
>>696388535
You don't know what that word or waifu means I take it?
>>696388526
I dont want to live
And I'm depressed
>>696388602
Having mutliple folders is heresy
>>696381350
>Now you can join the secret Autism High Council
Just ask Kyouko
*fixed
>>696388186
Anon calm down.
>>696388248
Ur gay.
I didn't realize it was so easy to become popular.
>>696388715
Those are bad reasons fam
That's the majority of adults
>>696387123
i don't mind non-waifu QOTT's but they should be somewhat interesting. Only possible answers you can get to this one is black, sugar, milk, both and I don't drink coffee.
> I'm totally going to steal and old one for next thread
Can't wait
>>696387525
Belgians are and have always been somewhat xenophobic. We're also known for not giving two shits about anything that isn't us. So while we do have immigrants we don't really give a shit about them and keep them contained in the cities where we cram them in shity old ass apatrements
>>696387604
Are you fucking kidding me? Did you even read that? Have you seen the size and population of Belgium? We're just a buffer between what used to be the 3 superpowers at the time. So yeah, the germans marched in here with their big ass army and fucked us over because we ain't shit military-wise
>>696388472
Don't blame you. Still heresy
>I would love to see some of it
>>696388715
That's just wrong, your waifu isn't the girl you have pictures of.
>>696388769
>the secret Autism High Council
>kyoko
kek
>>696388248
Nah, can't do that. I made him drown with a blanket over his head and a water tank.
Then I crushed his balls with a monkey wrench.
After that I electrocuted him for funs sake
And I pulled out one of his teeth.
There's no Whip there
>>696388872
Say Akiko, what did you torture to death?
Do you think it is alright?
Do you get a kick out of it?
>I'm sure you tortured already, but that's just a hunch
>>696388889
Karen got called a heretiv for his folders including his bread folder
>>696388888
HE ROLLED FOR KAREN LEWDS
>>696389124
Because Karen was a retard and called it his waifu folders.
>>696389193
karen uses avatars. No true waifu
>>696388802
Well, I'm lonely and horny
>>696388872
At least you don't have to deal with them as much
>>696389094
Aw, no whipping?
>>696389291
So does Ika
>>696389291
Another reason for being wrong. I can only look down at people who only have a folder for their waifu and nothing else, certainly if they tie the waifu status to that folder. I have folders for just about every obscure thing/character I can think of, folders isn't anything special.
>>696389383
I think wrenching him in the balls hurts more than whipping.
>>696389593
>Looking down on people for something as insignificant and/or personal such as waifus
That's harsh man
>>696389593
I have three folders
Moogs, memes, and my dinosaur porn
>>696389830
Perhaps I phrased that poorly, but if you put any weight on having a folder of something you're clearly not saving enough images.
>>696389094
>what did you torture to death?
Countless insects and small animals when I was a kid
If you're referring to my earlier conversation with Fran, I shot a boar's spine and then slit his throat. I don't do helpless torture
>Do you think it is alright?
I guess? This can be interpreted many ways
>Do you get a kick out of it?
Torture? Not really. I do get a kick out of hunting and chasing, fighting and subduing. But once that's done it's pretty much over for me
>>696389124
>>696389193
>>696389291
Karen isn't even Karen's waifu. It's his daughteru or whatever. This puts him in somewhat of a grey area
>>696389383
yeah, thank gods for that. I hear all this crazy shit about them in America. Seems like such a hassle. We can just call them negers or zwarte (literal translation: blacky) and no one bats an eye
>>696390074
Eat me kouhai
>>696388769
Anon is jelly that he isn't part of the cool kidz club :^(
>>696389383
Sounds like most people here, including myself, its nice to find similar people, especially if they could help with those situations.
>>696389830
But whipping is more fun
Cute picture by the way
>>696390074
I live in a city that is 99% white. Pretty chill
But I'm going to one that is 40% white soon
>>696390238
Because lewd is life
And I'm too shy to do stuff like this in real life
>>696385504
Aw yeah boi
>>696387110
>pic related
The /waifu/ Poster Has been Club.
Who had to run away to discord because their Autism level peaked +9000 and they couldn't post without being ridiculed.
>>696390505
Ahah I can make you explode
>both literally and sexually~
>>696390033
Ah, now I got it.
>>696390074
Ah, that's hunting then. Helpless torture I think is... well pointless
Hmm... getting a kick out of hunting, chasing, fighting and subduing seems pretty normal to me. I mean after all you get an adrenaline rush and even if you build a tolerance or it gets routine, the body still releases adrenaline.
>>696390490
thanks and I never whiped something or someone so I don't know
>>696390768
Reminder that there's a billion different Discords and Telegrams.
bunch of fucking weaboos in /b... No wonder why so many fucking traps threads come one after the other, faggots...
>>696390868
you know which one I'm talking about.
>>696391143
Yes, weaboos on a copy of a japanese imageboard, who could have guessed.
>>696390490
Yeah it is.
Same here, online is a perfect place for stuff like this.
>>696391177
I actually don't.
>>696390208
>Thigh high socks
>miniskirt
>zettai ryouiki
That's my fetish
>>696390490
Godspeed Fran
Don't get shanked
>>696390819
>Helpless torture I think is... well pointless
Agreed. I don't enjoy inflicting needless pain
I do enjoy the thrill of the hunt
>>696391143
Ok normally I ignore these but you're gonna have to explain to me how the two are related
>>696390768
Funny that you post this without showing your face.
If these groups weren't created the thread would be constantly fast paced and not comfortable for anyone.
>>696391307
Give me milk straight from the teets
