So my poop won't go down... Fuck it. Trips decide what I
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So my poop won't go down... Fuck it. Trips decide what I do with it.
Run around town, slinging it at people, pointing and making monkey noises!
eat it
>>696370137
I'm not a nigger so it's literally impossible for me to do this
shove it back up your ass
Shove it back up your asshole.
>>696370204
I already ate breakfast
Use it as hair gel..leave it in for a week.
>>696370257
Roll.
>>696370000
break it up with some toilet paper, flush it, then carry on with your day
touch it and make a visible dent in it with your finger
>>696370312
I hope you aren't OP
>>696370000
Throw it at your neighbours house!
>>696370250
Yes
>>696370443
Damn so fucking close
flush it
Create 1 guy one cup
>>696370257
DO IT FAGGOT
>>696370257
How to end world hunger
Step 1: eat burrito
Step 3: shit out burrito
Step 4: shove poop back into rectum
Step 5: puke out delicious burrito
Repeat process.
shape it into a donut
wrap around dick and take pic
>>696370412
Put it back where it came from
>>696370366
Failed by one
>>696370337
Roll
Shove it back in
Dry it out using a hair dryer the carefully roll it up using pages from a Bible and smoke it like a cigar
Put it in hotdog bun. Eat it.
>>696370000
them fucking quads. Put it back in pooper you faggot.
Just throw your dildo away like a normal person.
Mix a healthy Smoothie with this masterpiece
Flush it properly and stop being a faggot.
Also go upstairs and tell your mum you're sorry for always being such a brat.
throw at the 3rd person you see
>>696370782
And drink it
>>696370845
Reroll
feed it to your child
>>696370593
>Delicious
>Burrito
Pick one.
>>696370665
Almost satan
throw it out of the window
Shove it back up your ass.
>>696370694
This
>>696370826
roll
>>696370941
this
>>696370250
Roll for this
>>696371011
Me too.
Put in paper bag. Go to local mosque. Ask for a copy of the Q'uran because you're thinking of converting. Open book up, read a few pages. Take turd out of bag, use it as a bookmarker in front of the raghead. Walk away chanting Make America Great Again!
Freeze it in freezer and stick up ass
Dry it out crush it up and snort it
>>696371125
Reroll
OP here: C'mon faggots gimme something Original.
>>696370826
Rolling
>put on hard surface on Suran wrap.
>Flatten into pancake
>Wrap it up and freeze.
>Unwrap and slip into car window with cracked Windows.
>>696371125
Roll
roll >>696370826
>>696371122
Rollerino.
>>696371176
give it a smiley face
>>696371209
this
>>696370000
put it in a hot dog bun & punch yourself in the balls
>>696370312
EVEN BETTER.. Puke!
deepthroat it like a dick
>>696371176
PUT A LEASH AROUND IT, DRAG IT AROUND THE TOWN
FUCKING DO IT
>>696371389
Roll.
>>696371209
Roll
Take a bite
Leave it in the toilet forever
Shove it up your dickhole
>>696371176
eat it. You'll shit out shit.
>>696371122
Rollin down the street in my 6 4
>>696370903
>>696371209
Rolling
smother it on your body
Pick it up and throw it at the mirror, provide pics with time stamp
>>696370950
Flush it harder
>>696371553
reroll
>>696371600
re re roll
>>696371594
Roll
Put it back where it came from
>>696370000
Up your ass it goes
break it apart with a plunger or something and keep flushing until it goes down
>>696371557
Rollerino
>>696371209
This
>>696371660
Reroll
>>696371660
reroll
>>696371698
Re re roll
Split the shit in half. Take one half and eat it, take the other half and shove it back up.
>>696371557
Roll
>>696371721
r0ll
Put a stick in it, freeze it and then eat your very own poopsicle
Post it through your neighbours letter box with a note saying "shit happens"
>>696371738
Last roll
If not trips you're probably gonna eat it
>>696371557
roll
smear on hand then lick tips of finger
>>696371209
Fucking kek, rolling for this
Just eat it at this point.
>>696371740
Roll
>>696371903
roll
>>696370000
How the fuck did it end up like that? Like, were you shitting backwards or something?
Also rolling for
>put it in a bong
>burn it
>smoke it
>get high af
>>696371912
roll
>>696371960
Shameless reroll
>>696371988
roll
>>696370000
shitty quads
Mail it to someone to one of your neighbors. Add milk, condoms, and letter how you want to fuck their youngest child.
>No return address or put a fake one.
Eat it and vomit then eat the vomit
>>696371951
ROLLLLLLL
Just wait till it can flush.
Put it in hotdog bun and eat it.
Throw it on a random person's car
>>696372084
roll
>>696372076
rolling 4 dis actually
>>696372182
Reroll
>>696372076
Then post WebM
blend it with your piss and drink it
>>696370000
Bro-fist it and then paint wall with it !
>>696372066
Check mate
>>696372182
Roll
>>696371209
Yes.
Smear it all over your dick
eat it
>>696370000
Sharpie in poop
be a faggot like you always are
>>696372066
Roll
put it a shoe
>>696371557
Re-roll
Make it into little bits and flush it
Date it
Do everything in this thread.
>>696370000
eat it
>>696372356
this
>>696372432
Roll
>>696372463
Reroll
wipe it on your phone/pc screen
>>696371209
this
Rub it into your eyes
>>696372066
Rawl
>>696371557
Re-re-roll
put it on your face, make a pick, upload it to facebook with the following text "my mom got me chocolate from switzerland. It was so good that I ate it like a little kid"
post pic on fb
>>696372350
roll
Put it back
>>696372066
Rolling
>>696370000
Eat it, obviously.
Smear it on your TV if you have one. If not then a wall
>>696371209
poo poo pee pee
EAT IT WITH SOME LEFTOVERS
>>696372549
roll
Mail it to your mother.
>>696371209
do this OP
back up the anus it goes
>>696371557
Re-re-re-roll
>>696370204
Roll
>>696372549
reroll
>>696372607
roll
put it in a box, wrap it and wait till christmas, then leave it at a kids door and wait
>>696372549
come on
Use it like a marker and color a picture from a coloring book. Then frame it and hand it on your front door forevrr
>>696372592
penis and vagina
>>696371209
Make this bread epic.
>>696371209
Roller
>>696372182
Rollin
Eat
>>696371557
Re-re-re-re-roll
>>696372549
now
Make out with it and webm it
put it in a plastic bag, make sure it is transparent, take it to the nearest fast food place that do the diverse garbage disposals and shit, buy anything that they have on the me up, leave this on the cashiers top, take food away and enjoy it at home, leave turd in plastic bag to be disposed by workers there, that will teach them for not going to school. They can't throw the turn into the plastic disposal bin, they have to take the turd our first
>>696371209
oy vey
>>696372549
kek, this
>>696371209
Roll
>>696371209
THISS
>>696372549
Rollan
>>696372834
Out* and re-roll
>>696372066
Rollin.
This post has the most dubs... come own mang
>>696370000
Put it in your boxers but have it right by your ass so when you sit you sit on it.
>>696371209
nice
do nothing
>>696371557
Re-re-re-re-re-roll
>>696372549
trips
>>696372683
rollin
Put it on your car's (or your parents/gf whatever) windscreen under the wipers and turn them on so it smears all over it
>>696372499
Re reroll
>>696371209
Roll
>>696372969
rer0ll
Freeze, Then grind it into shit dust and snort it up
>>696371209
Rall
>>696372996
Shit I was close
>>696372834
This has to happen
>>696372961
Do it faggot
>>696372549
check
>>696371557
Rawl
>>696371209
This
Give yourself a swirly with the shit
>>696373026
Roll
>>696372549
comeon
Eat it with a knife and fork. Make sure to take a picture of your mouth open with shit in it.
>>696372549
shit
>>696371209
roll
>>696373115
ROLL TRIPS ALREADY GAHDAMN
>>696371209
Rilli
>>696371209
roll for this
>>696372549
I need IT
put it on your nearest liberal/black rights activist/SJW/feminist's doorstep
>>696371209
rool
>>696371557
This
>>696373192
rreroll
>>696371209
rolling
>>696371209
heh
OP here. You got 5 more minutes or I will go away.
Eat it
Cover you dick in shit.
>>696371557
Roll
>>696372549
Chocolate
>>696371209
fjcfgycigc
eat it
flush it you fucking idiot
cursed thread. no trips allowed.
ABANDON THREAD
>>696371209
ballsacks
throw it at a pedestrian
>>696373332
Fug rooling
>>696372549
last roll
smoke it
>>696371209
Rolli
Shove it up your nose and ears, really deep
Put it in a sock and then put the sock on.
>>696372549
jeeez
>>696373450
roll
Triplets
>>696373260
trip get ez roll
make a shit sandwich and eat it
>>696371209
>>696370000
Heat it with your ofen or microwave, when it's dry, pulverice it and snuff it
>>696371209
come on
>>696372549
If trips I am gonna donate to charity 2000 euros
move it to a flushable postion.
put it in a sock and smack a wall
>>696371209
roll in the name of Jesus
Eat it
>>696371209
poopoo
Do nothing
Troll roll
>>696371557
>satan has entered the thread
>>696372549
Rollerinos shmollerini
>>696371557
Go go go
inject into your bloodstream
>>696373450
reroll for this
zoz
>>696371209
OP here. I am done, you guys suck.
>>696371209
rolling for this
how to waste trips
>>696373595
Roll for troll roll
Your shit is shit OP
>>696371122
Roll.
>>696371209
wut teh fuk
>>696371557
No idea why but u like this
>>696373565
rolling
Microwave it for 3min
>>696371557
Rolling for this
>>696371209
Thos
>>696372549
Roll
these trips are wasted
>>696370000
Rollerini
Picture of you rubbing it on your face and teeth
>>696373633
+1 this
lol bye
Taste it.
>>696371209
Roll
>>696372549
checkem
>>696370761
>>696371209
rollin
Eat it
fuck you piece of shit... or better fuck that piece of shit!
>>696373776
noooooooooooooooooooooo
>>696373776
This breaks my heart
Brush your teeth with it
I broke off a piece
>>696371557
This sheeiit
>>696371209
Roll
eat it
eat it
>>696371209
trips plox
sausage bits are sausage needs
>>696373863
THROW IT AT THE MIRROR AS HARD AS YOU CAN
>>696372549
This
>>696373863
fake n gay ass shit
rape it
>>696371209
So fucking close...
leave it there
>>696373863
kek
>>696370000
Nice quads OP, you're still a faggot though.
use it as shampoo
>>696373863
Microwave it u fggt
>>696371176
Offer it up to JESUS
>>696372549
tripss
>>696373999
ruined
>>696373963
This
>>696373999
Winrar
>>696373999
i am a useless human being
>>696374000
checked but too late
>>696373999
WINRAR
i guess you have a tiny shitting hole since you shit sausages lady size
>>696373999
winrar
>>696372549
Roll
>>696374000
>>696373999
Op... which sounds more doable.....
>>696373863
fake
abandon thread
Headbutt it while it is still in the toilet. Use your head as a plunger to make it go down.
>>696374000
WINRAR!!!!!!!
>>696373999
FUCKIN WINNNNNNNNNNNNRAR
>>696373999
OP here. I won't do it. That is fucking not funny, and not even original. Roll again for something better.
>>696370000
Freeze it and then attempt to stab someone with it!
Eat it!
>>696373999
>>696374000
double winrar?
DOUBLE WINRAR?!!!!!!!
>>696373565
this please
i can smell it through the monitor
