Waifu claiming thread.
>butt and legs edition
Previous:
>>696356039
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun
Mako claimed!
Early.
https://youtu.be/J1c2KzJbcGA
Disgusting
>>696367354
Awesome!
Lets go crazy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBnFbK_WUf8
>claiming yume
I want to see waifu legs coverd in tights right now right here
or thigh heigh socks are ok too
>look at you kyouko post the beauties
>>696367244
too early
An hero it is
>>696367354
>>696367570
Nah, I only do that occasionaly. I like it more stealthy and professional... with guns...
with knives and swords it's mass genocide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RseD3mE5NUk
Claiming Retarded used goods
>>696367493
Fuck off elitist scum
>>696367493
See above
>>696367707
Moo
>>696367744
Murder is always fun
~~i can think of a few other fun things~~
>>696367887
Hello mi liu
I've been masturbating to this photo for almost 4 years straight.
>>696367659
Give me a V! (or your v if you know what i mean, senpai)
>>696368199
Same fam
Claiming Stella
claimed
>>696367493
Elitist faggot
>>696366655 (Rikka)
It's a solid 10.
>>696366673 (Yuuko)
Sure, but partner in what?
>>696367080 (Shiro)
You should, there is a reason it's such a big meme. It's not as melancholic as the stuff you instantly fall in love to but I still think you will like it a lot.
>>696367244
Filthy.
>>696367570
Hey give me a random idea for a casual MtG deck, anything that doesn't involve stalling should work. My favourite colors to play are R and U.
>>696368199
Nice.
>>696368174
>>696368450
Cannibal faggot.
>>696367887
Calling people elitists is elitist.
>>696368341
V! kek nice try megu
>>696368485
It really is, it gets better every time I hear it.
The usual
>>696368345
>kisses on cheek
Hello, whats good, senpai?
>>696368581
Milk
>>696368658
Give me an E
>what does that spell?
>>696368199
And now I'm going to start the same thing
>>696368341
Lewd
Can I get a D?
>>696368485
What format?
For edh there is the coin flip deck
There also is zombie infestation or shared fates for modern
>>696368581
How are you?
>>696368777
E Love!
>>696367244
Murasaki Wakako claimed.
Nice waifu OP. Mako is sexy kinds of circles.
>>696368485
In the beginning and the end
>>696368485
I am just really bad at listening to albums.
Fuggin glaim
>>696368938
>can i get a D
LEWD
>>696369037
Its what I do to you!
>i love you
>>696368602
I'll bite you faggot
>>696368174
You mean like... torture? yes, that's nice too!
>>696369053
Pshuuuu
>>696369373
That's pretty gay dude.
>>696369273
Aw I love you too!~
>>696369373
Bite me, kouhai
What's going on in this thread
>>696369056
Can I join the doomsday cult?
>>696369273
Lewd is life
>>696369377
Maybe
I was thinking cooking. I am probably going to make some fried rice today
>>696369373
~~where?~~
>>696369373
Don't bite my dick off please.
>>696369524
Shut the fuck up Shiro or I'll bite your dick off
>>696369583
I'm not sure if you would like that
>>696369663
Cannibalism and faggotry
>>696369692
I'm not biting you. That'd be awkward
>>696369727
You made this happen. You could've shut your elitist mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't. And now you're paying the price
>>696368777
Hello.
>>696368938
Good, didn't get a lot of sleep last night though, how are you?
Minecraft is the best game ever and all other games are shit
>>696368658
I love when that happens to me and could name a few albums like that, but they would be personal 10s. ITAOTS is like this for a lot of people.
>>696368938
Literally casual, 60 cards minimum, nothing is banned. I haven't accompanied releases for a long while so I don't know what archetypes have appeared lately, or I could try to make a weird combo work, I'm just looking for fun.
I will be playing through an online platform where I have every card available.
>>696369056
>
>>696369126
Why do you think so? I see nothing wrong in trying things in the genres that attract you the most first or relistening to the same album a bazillion times.
>>696369692
It wouldn't be a happy ending without you
>>696370028
You're beautiful ~
>>696369881
So really nothing out of the norm?
>>696370102
Yuuko.
*lurks*
>>696369881
>
>>696370028
I'm just really bad at clearing out my backlog and would rather listen to stuff I know I like.
>>696370210
Wonderful.
>>696369953
this tbh fam
>>696370210
Renegade
>>696367244
Death Star Claimed
I'm feeling like I've overstayed.
>>696370347
>if you're posting images you're not lurking
>>696370480
Hey, that's pretty ghey
>>696370486
15-year-oldness intensifies
>>696370486
Is this moogster
>>696370605
That's a new one
>>696370480
Hey hey Shiro, how's it going?
>>696367244
wrong KLK girl OP
>>696370791
You suggested it.
>>696370859
It's fine, a bit tired. And you?
>>696369663
Akiko is going to eat someone out
>>696369881
Why would it be?
>>696369897
Then zombie infestation is for you!
The list is 4 treasure hunt (1U to reveal cards form your library till you hit a non-land. Put all of them in your hand at sorcery)
2 zombie infestation (1B for an enchantment that lets you discard two cards to get a 2/2 zombie token)
And 54 lands
3 dismal backwaters (the UB life land)
3 faire conclave (a man land with flying)
24 islands
20 swamps
4 reliquary towers (no.max handsize)
You mulligan till you have the treasure hunt, cast it to draw a bunch if cards and hopefully zombie infestation or reliquary tower, then discard your hand for a bunch of zombies
The deck is about 21 dollars
>>696370102
Yay!
When do we drink the cool aide?
>>696370791
Excuse me, super cute lurker lurking through.
>>696370859
IT/NEET/doppelgangar moogs
>>696370791
I'm 21
Different Moogs
>>696371020
Lewd. Who?
>>696370974
Same, really. Just got another 3 hours of soul-sucking labor left until I get to go home.
>>696371338
I really appreciate the denko face on the left.
>be me
>be black dude
>work at taxi company, I'm even their boss
>some customer wants me specifically
>drive to location, customer gets in my cab
>talks to me the whole time about how his niece got kidnapped by some gang
>hands me gun
>fucking shit, that's not what I get paid for
>take gun
>help customer fight those fuckers
>he dies
>somehow manage to make it out alive
>hide behind some box due to firefight
>fucking more of them are coming
>fuck it, let's call the police
>they are coming and are helping me
>dudes even got a shotgun
>shoots and stray bullets hit me
>wtf man
>try to run behind the cop so he can't shot me anymore
>fucker shoots again
>misses me thank god
>some stray bullet hits me again
>fucking shit
>I got wasted
fuck, gta 5 is unrealistic. Cops helping a black dude out
>>696369262
aww yeah, nice waifu right here
I want to feed Tomoko.
>>696370102
I'll show you a happy ending.
>>696371020
What.
>>696371633
Wait you're a nigger?
>>696371819
Learn to read Tomobro.
New champ is wierd
>>696371593
Who knows man?
>>696371633
Well, you were hired even though you are just a taxi driver. All niggers be criminal
>>696371767
Well, if it's a doomsday cult...
>>696371974
Shut up nigger
>>696370102
Not as much as you are.
>>696370480
Eh, you should see my list of artists I want to try, it grows way faster than it shrinks.
I try to vary what I listen, both in genres and in things that are new or not to me.
Also depends on my mood, if something is pissing me off I will most likely listen to something I'm sure that can calm me down, which is usually dark ambient.
If I'm extremely happy over something or want to commemorate I will put my sound system pretty loud and play an album that I'm sure I love.
>>696371020
You clicked on the wrong post, that deck looks... pretty weird, how many times will I have to mulligan in average?
>>696368777
Nice trips
>kisses on lips
You're good
>>696372093
I'm no nigger, so I won't be quiet.
>>696372074
LoL?
Syndra is shitty
>>696371767
You showing me anything would be enough.
>>696371819
Just temporary
>>696372074
aww man shit, nigga
Claiming Nonon Jakuzure, aside from having a wonderful personality and being conservatively cute, she has a lewd side.
>>696372337
You too, nigger
>>696372306
Double-nigger
Paulina
>>696370974
It's still pretty ghey
>>696371020
>>696371136
I don't mind
Tomoko a cute
>>696371577
What are filenames, amirite? I'll get it right eventually
>>696372074
Lets start the doomsday not just wait for it.
>>696372396
Gay.
>>696372485
Who hurt you?
>>696372753
You ;-;
>>696372138
Oh shit man
In theory, you should only wiff about 1 in every 7
I didn't do this math, but it might work
>>696372347
They released the abilities for the next champ. Hella wierd
https://youtu.be/ljpEo02Rnj0
>>696372419
~~is it true that niggers have huge cocks?~~
Or that playing one in GTA would make yours huge?
>>696372695
Because I'm actually ghey?
>>696372736
Burn it down?
Post head pats.
>>696372736
You're to blame for this
>>696372684
Italian waifu, she's beautiful in fanart, in the show, not so much, no personality nor looks.
>>696373001
Burn it all down.
>>696373060
Then I'll take responsibility.
>>696367244
sakurako kujou
>>696373006
>>696373006
Close enough?
>>696373687
ALL SHALL BE CLENSED IN HOLY FIRE!
Aren't you L E W D
>>696367244
>we never got to see Mako in loose airy football clothes, revealing her amazing figure as the wind blows against the clothes.
>>696373006
>>696374038
Yes.
And yes.
>>696373687
Moo
>>696372199
>blushes
You're better~
>>696372695
You seem to be going along with it.
>>696372138
Eh, I kinda use music as escapism, so I kind of have an excuse, but I just feel ashamed if I'm not listening to an album I haven't listened to before.
>>696373001
I don't know and I don't think so. But that rumor would explain why everyone is playing GTA
>>696374353
That's not a head Pat...
Where shall we start?
>>696374453
~~only one way to find out~~
>>696373001
You'd like it too much
>>696373006
>
>>696374394
Only because I'll get my fix and you won't be molesting any kids like that
Do you guys actually surf /b/? I don't I only come here tbh.
>>696374453
>>696374665
Can I join?
>>696374665
Its a head tat.
We can start in the bedroom.
>>696375052
Pet.
>>696373001
It sounds pretty fun, I just two more newbie questions.
If my hand caps with treasure hunt do I keep drawing until I find a non-land and then discard whatever I don't want?
Isn't 2 zombie infestations a little low considering it's one of the cores of the deck?
>>696374394
Music gets produced way too fast, you can't possibly listen to every album there is out there, it's not even possible to give the cores of the genres you like the amount of listens they deserve.
>>696374925
I browse /b for the porn, tbh fam
>>696375120
>We can start in the bedroom.
Oh.
Waifus are fucking retarded and degenerate.
Flounder off all you silly cunts.
>>696374363
Oh stop that~
No i'm not.
>>696374925
Before i did surf /b/ but now i only come here tho.
>>696374665
Well, I'll measure mine after I have 100 hours in that game. If it gets bigger... I'll let you know and stop playing it
>>696374974
of course, play some GTA. Maybe you'll grow a cock or some balls
>>696374925
Sometimes I do
Sometimes I only come here for /waifu/
Depends a lot on my mood and how long I've been here tbh
Dank
>>696374925
/b/, /pol/ and /waifu/ are the only boards I visit. /b/ has become significantly less interesting ever since I joined /waifu/
>>696374885
Isn't that all the more reason to?
>>696374974
Are you sure? We have some strange kinks!
>>696374925
I still do, not as much though
Mostly /tg/
>>696375120
L E W D
It seems like that is a possibility
>>696375162
The reliquary towers are for that. They mean you don't discard. And use the zombie hunt during your opponent's end phase so they can't use a sorcery speed sweeper on the zombie horde
Well, you don't want to run more, since you would draw less cards with treasure hunt, and you will hit one or another hunt.
>>696375352
Why would you stop playing? Wouldn't you want to grow it out?
>>696375565
Why /pol/?
>>696375120
Touch
>We can start in the bedroom.
Interesting.
>>696375219
You can join if you'd like, or just watch, either way.
>>696375629
You like it.
>>696375686
Quite.
>>696375649
>>696375565
Does /pol/ approve of waifus or anime?
>>696375806
>You can join if you'd like
I don't see a problem with that.
>>696375352
Tsundere and Yandere
I like it~
>>696375629
Yeah
>>696376142
i'll post this in every single waifu claiming thread until i die you fucking faggots
>>696375629
Not sure. My sadistic side wouldn't like it. Have you ever gone hunting?
>>696375649
I just like it
>>696375822
Don't know
I keep them strictly seperated. Just as the white and black population should be
>>696376230
I'ma send this nigga after you, if you do.
>>696376088
The more the merrier.
>>696375629
Oh, and /y/, can't forget that
>>696375806
I do approve of lewdness
>>696376105
Well, how cute are you?
>>696376299
No, but I have gone fishing a lot
Not really a sadist, though I might be able to if a future bf needs me too.
~~Mainly because later he would take his turn being dom~~
>>696376512
Oh.
I like it.
>>696376299
Clever joke, friend.
>>696375629
>be man
>want more dick
>man want dick
that's gay m8
>>696376105
huh, okay then... dammit
>>696376142
>>696376230
>slow clap
okay then
Multi Pass
>>696367244
>Butt and legs edition
>Butt and legs
>legs
What kind of shit is this op?
>>696376512
Chocolate milk
>>696375314
You are though
>hugs, and burries my face into your chest
>>696377027
Anal
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwc0AW67CmA
>>696376659
Good, because there's plenty more of it where that came from.
>>696376664
I think we all do.
>>696377049
Also good.
>>696377142
Good night me
>>696376664
Lewd
>>696376770
I think we have been over this before
~~or would you prefer me to have a bigger one?~~
>>696377142
Night!
>>696377142
Night.
>>696376659
It's the thrill of the kill, or something similar. Shooting a boar in his spine, moving in with a knife to end it. Seeing the fear and light in it's eyes die out. There is something about it. Or maybe I'm just sick
>>696376694
Well in all honesty /pol/ doesn't really give a shit about anime as long as you don't behave like an obsessed retarded weeb
>>82694433 for example, no one gives a shit and just discusses
>>696377027
kek'd
>>696377254
I like that pic.
Reminder to grow some thicker skin. You are on /b/.
>>696377469
Fucking forgot you gotta do >>>/pol/82694433
Or some shit. I never cross board linked before
>>696377320
Yes
>>696377469
>or maybe I'm just sick
I think psychology would agree that you are sick
>>696377254
Can i have some straight from the source?
>>696377027
Neighbor.
seiko kimura of danganronpa 3, i love the brackets.
>>696377749
Newfag.
>>696377554
You're not the only one.
>>696377784
You can have a bottle.
>>696377254
What kinky shit are we going to do?
>>696377469
Maybe not quite as far as killing, but would you enjoy other stuff like that?
Spanking, whipping, choking, or tying people up?
>>696377772
Lewd
~~But you are in luck, as you may know, I have the bigger one of us~~
This place is popin today!
>>696378008
But I'm a baby i need to be nursed!
>>696378090
All the things you can think of, and some you probably can't.
>>696378268
Yeah I know you are.
>>696378478
>and some you probably can't.
Oh.
>>696378478
Can I get it straight from the utters?
>>696378478
Holy lewd
What kind of stuff can't I think about?
>>696378237
With lewdness
>>696378776
I wonder what they could be!
>>696377772
Coming from you I can't take that seriously
>>696377983
Fuck off homu, you think I ever had a conversation on /b/ that was coherent enough that it required me to link?
You ever browse /pol/?
>>696378090
No, it's more the struggle, the chase and the fight. I'd be really riled up during the hunt but once I've won I'd feel like letting it go and catching it again
Tying up and torturing the helpless isn't really my thing
>>696377049
>wraps arms around and holds there
You're safe now~
>>696378776
Yeah.
>>696378831
Possibly.
>>696379138
That depends on how much of a pervert you are, and how often you go looking for new things.
>>696379251
>wiggles head around and purrs
>>696379142
>You ever browse /pol?
What did you mean by this?
>>696379142
What if they struggled back?
>>696379469
Rather perverted, but I'm been on my kink for a while
Can I have a hint of what you are going to do to me?
>>696379618
>Teleports behind you and stabs with a katana
>"Psh, nothing personal kid"