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>poked holes in my sister's stash of condoms
>made out with a cousin when we were teens, saw her again last month at a funeral and got a bj
>stole money and merch from my first job
I'm secretly a /pol/lack, support fascism, and am suspicious of the Jewish over-representation as billionaires, media outlet owners, and financial executives.
>>696366613
I'm your basic pretty boy jock. I was a the best football player in H.S., now I run my father's company, make a shit ton of money, girls throw themselves at me blah blah blah you get the point. I have declined every girl that has approached me. I decline them because I have no sexual feeling for women. The only girl that I will have is an anime chick. Anime chick's are perfect where as real girls are nothing but drama and a burden. No one knows I watch anime let alone hentai. I'm 26 and have the choice of many women and I turn them down instantly. I pray for the day that someone will build androids that can look like whatever you want. I will make her look like my dream anime girl and download all the anime I have into her memory so I can make the perfect waifu.
>>696368064
Baka....
I put the tip of my friend's vape pen up my ass while he went to the bathroom and I saw him vape it and didn't seem to notice anything different.
the company I've worked with for the last 11 years has no idea how easy my job really is because I always massively overestimate the time and make everything sound complicated. I dick around online almost the entire day then do all my work in about 30 minutes at the end. FOR ELEVEN YEARS. I make 70k/yr doing it.
>>696369460
Same, although I make much less. But its very nice to spend all my time fucking around and getting paid.
>>696369460
what kind of work do you do?
>>696369571
I started out at 10 bucks an hour, "worked" my way up over the years
>>696369712
ecommerce platform extensions and third-party inventory control system integrations mainly
>>696369460
Chris?
>>696370305
No anon, but there's probably one or two of me at every major software firm out there. We are wizards. Lazy, mysterious wizards.
My name is actually not anon. Not even my family knows.
>>696370625
Fair enough Not Anon
>>696368064
closet fag detected
even if i'm not interested in the girl i'll fuck her anyway cos i'm a horny mofo who cannot be sated
you just aren't interested in women
>>696370414
I'm the same way. I am a college student and I make 12 USD an hour with virtually no work assigned to me. Sometimes I go days at a time without other people acknowledging my existence. I feel terrible when I'm just sitting there, though, so I often respond to queries on our help desk (I work at a supercomputer) and write automation software.
My wife fucks other women while I watch.
NOBODY that that knows us would guess that my wife is kinky. She is the girl next door.
>>696371547
>My wife fucks other women
Does your wife have a dick?
>>696372110
When she uses a strap on she does, yes.
>experimented sexually with my younger brother and sister on seperate (but multiple) occasions and I'm not even American
>have a lot of fucked up fetishes including but not limited to scat, furry and pup play
>despite a whole load of normalfag accomplishments in my life, I'm pretty lazy and would commit suicide just so I didn't have to work
>>696371547
instead of turning your wife full blown lesbian why don't you make the affair 3 ways
there may come a day she starts asking herself if she even needs a man
>>696372755
i don't wanna shame you or anything but what's the attraction to furry/pup play etc
i know it's hard/impossible to explain a fetish but idk it's hard to see where the exposure came in
>married
>still have a crush on my best friend's little sister
>had fantasies about my wife's best friend
>jerk off online with other guys
>thought about meeting a guy to have some fun with, but I can't bring myself to do it
>have done father/daughter incest play with my wife, but couldn't even think about it in real life
I'm in a position that gives me access to some private information and I use it to gain access to girls' private files. I've obsessively collected and catalogued private photos of too many girls to count, and I seek out people who know them in order to distribute the images.
I've cheated on my gf with sooooo many guys. Now I have genital warts
>>696373518
maybe you should accept you prefer men
>>696373005
Because it is nearly impossible to find a single woman for a threesome in the lifestyle (they are called unicorns). If I want to join in, then so does the husband of the other girl and I am not into a dude dicking my wife.
She messes around with a woman about once per year, so I think I am okay as far as her leaving me for a woman.
>>696369460
Same. Doesn't mean that your company isn't getting good value from you. I earn 95k, only really "work" for about an hour each day, and so far this year I've directly impacted the business positively by $1.3million. I've been here 16 years and I doubt a replacement could match my productivity even if they worked eight hours a day.
>>696373658
i understand
if some dude tried to fuck my girl i'd kill him even if he had permission at first
>>696373658
It's not that hard, my wife and I have two "unicorns" on the go right now.
>>696366613
>am a black man, and often dream of being non-black and not a man
>attracted to dicks, but not to other men
>used to cut myself
>actually wants nothing to do with rest of family
>HATE it when people litter
>attracted to cholas and futa
>will soon own a Confederate flag
I was stuck in a relationship i couldn't get out of for various reasons that were out of my control , for weeks i made myself be the worlds worst boyfriend , ignored her calls , go out with friends and get high , chat up girls in front of her and just being ratty towards her to provoke a argument. After successfully pissing her off and making her contemplate us being together i hit up the best-looking guy i could find a few towns over and told him what club she would be at with friends , payed him a few notes and told him to try and fuck her and provide proof.
Next day i received a picture messaged from him with his cock in her mouth , i waited a week not for it to look suspicious ( during this time i made sure i fucked in ways i would remember / took pictures too )
The day i confronted her i showed her the picture and she couldn't deny it , told her that a friend of a friend was shown the image and he recognized her and informed me.
I then ended it and she accepted it , when she walked down the street crying i realized that my spaghetti had fallen out of my fanny pack
Recently started cheating on my gf with her ugly, annoying, alcoholic roommate...I hate myself for it but can't stop
>>696373992
i think most black people wish they were white so don't feel bad it's like an ingrained inferiority complex
baseless of course but ever present
>>696373603
I have no romantic attraction towards men. I just like getting dicked
>I always think about how I want to help and make people happy
>When I do interact I'm a self absorbent asshole and am afraid to be judged
>>696373940
My wife isn't into seducing single women out on the town, so we end up JUST looking at lifestyle websites.
I'm not saying it is impossible, just difficult, especially if your woman is not able to pick-up vanilla girls.
Well done and enjoy!
>>696374293
Thanks. My wife is a hairdresser and believe it or not she pulls a lot of cute girls out of her client pool.
im dying to watch my wife suck another guys cock
>>696374258
If I had the choice, I'd take Jeri Ryan's form. She's perfect in every way.
>>696374385
>>696366613
> was at a party holiday last week wit ma boyz
> made out with a really hot dutch girl
> betrayed my girlfriend
> feel like shit
> dont know if i should tell her
>>696373229
Heh, thought the scat thing would be the one needing the most explaination.
Simple answer is I don't know. Maybe it's a form of escapism, maybe I like the fantasy, maybe I don't like mean ol' nasty people but cute animals appeal. That's for my future shrink to figure out I guess.
I can say that with furry porn, absolutely every fetish you could have is very well catered for which appeals to me greatly with the fucked up stuff that turns me on. The whole thing with fursuits in real life doesn't appeal to me in the slightest though.
With pup play, I guess it's an extra step beyond BDSM. Rather than being treated LIKE a dog, you ARE a dog. It's a role play thing which has let me explore my submissive side, as normally I don't like being submissive because I see it as a weakness.
>>696374546
Gross. Maybe then she'd leave you and you could find an attractive woman
>>696374380
Perfect job for that!
Share any faceless pics by chance?
>>696374268
i think we all do it's literally our design
but it really fucks people up confuses the fuck out of them makes them think they're gay
it's funny really
nobody can figure out we're just designed that way
>>696374546
it would be so hot watching her naked on her knees sucking cock and swallowing someone elses cum
>>696374655
shes pretty she always gets alot of attention from guys
I jack off into empty pepsi bottle every day until i get a nice amount in there , ill empty it all into a mug and put it in the microwave for a bit so it warms up , then i pour it back into the pepsi bottle and arch my ass into the air and pour my cum into my ass.
>>696374702
Haha I share her in threads on here now and then, but not today. I've already said too much.
>>696374705
Can't beat a good dicking though. Amirite
>>696374865
I hear ya /b/rother.
I share my wife pics too and try to be careful.
>>696374732
Do you want her to stop at sucking, or do yuo want her to get fucked, too?
>>696370070
Comp Sci degree?
>>696375040
i wouldnt mid seeing her get fucked also
i wish i was born female
>>696374612
while i don't really enjoy scat i have shit myself out of curiosity before and it felt amazing so it's nothing i'm gonna judge
i can understand that as i generally hate humans
i also see submission as weakness so i understand
I fed my sister's Oxy addiction so I could fuck her when she was high.
>>696375429
go on....
>>696374871
it's on another level
unfortunately
Experimented sexually when I was 11 with my brother's gf. Many blowjobs and nakedness ensued
>>696369460
i am david and this is also me
>>696374850
all that stale cum... wouldn't you get off on it more if you got a load of people to jack off in a pepsi bottle and you can get it all fresh from alot of guys at once
>>696373658
Join a website called fabswingers.com people list as couples or there is single women on there , there is loads of women out there looking for a mff , look on that site and you will honestly be surprised.
>>696375641
brother's boyfriend's brother I meant lmao
>>696375292
Hopefully they can cure you soon
>>696375474
She needed them after major surgeries and got addicted. She didn't want anyone to know so she turned to me, and I hooked her up on the condition that I get to fuck her. She was disgusted and said no, but eventually caved in. That was our arrangement for almost a year before she decided she had to get clean.
>>696375612
If I could convince my gf to peg me (once the warts have cleared) id never need to cheat again
>>696374585
Nigga just dont.....it only makes your life more complicated and annoying. If you feel bad about it just dont mention it and move on...AND WHATEVER YOU DO DONT LISTEN TO THESE PERMAVIRGIN NECKBEARDS THATLL TELL YOU TO TELL YOUR GIRL
>Source: Cheating douchebag
>>696375855
Does she still talk to you?
>>696375729
I think im building up to this to be honest , but i would be rather nervous in setting it up.
>>696375779
Will check it out, /b/ro, thanks!
I'm really into old women, I want to fuck 60-90 y/o women and it never leaves me.
I went to a prostitute and she was in her 50's and it wasn't enough, I need the real thing - I just can't find it.
Note that I'm in my early 20's
>>696375973
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSS
>>696375880
i convinced a gf to fuck me with a dildo once
no regrets
>>696366613
> Married, with 2 kids
> I still see and sleep with my high school girlfriend, even after graduating 20 years ago
> She is also married
> One of her kids is mine
> I still fuck her at least once a month
> We trade sexts daily via an e-mail I keep solely for that purpose.
> When we lay in our hotel room together after sex, we dream aloud of leaving our lives behind and starting over somewhere else, just the two of us.
> Sex with her is so much better than with my wife.
>>696370414
>there are one or two of us in every firm
IT workers in a nutshell
>>696375959
Yeah. In fact there's barely a change in her attitude to me. If she'd acted different people would notice and then she'd have to expain herself, I guess, so she seems t ohave just put it behind her.
>>696376231
Your going to get caught eventually.
Make it happen while it is still under your control.
>>696375943
listen to this guy
telling your girl is the last thing you want to do
if you feel bad about it deal with it on your own and just don't do it again
>I secretly love Nicki Minaj and how good she raps.
>I'm a gay guy that's into manly men but I secretly want to fuck a trap/get fucked by a trap and become one myself because I have the body for it.
>I had 'vision dreams' or however you wanna call them before praying to God and I know what's gonna happen the next day and it actually happens.I told my therapist about this and she told the doctor to add one more med to my cocktail.
>I tried to kill myself, failed, ended up half-conscious in bed for like a week but I told my family I took half the dose.
>I put 15 xannies, a big dose of antipsychotics and some barbiturines into my ex boyfriend's drink because he cheated on me the day he left me for another fag, he ended up in the hospital and now he's recovering because he was a vegetable.Then I told his parents the truth : he used to beat me up for no reason and left me. I regret nothing.
>>696376429
He's been doing it for 20 years. I think he knows what he's doing.
>>696376039
i'm sure there are many old women who would love a young cock to fuck them like they haven't been fucked in years
so you have a pretty good chance
but these are naturally old fashioned women you need to have the balls to approach them and you need to be a gentleman
I secretly want to suck a big thick cock, but just to suck it, not getting fucked - but a very good suck.
>>696376429
I'll end up getting caught from the e-mail or a hotel receipt.
I am pretty careful about the e-mail at home and the hotel receipt stays in the room.
That or her husband finds out and tells my wife.
>>696376670
I agree that he has done well but even he probably knows that SOMEHOW it will fall apart eventually.
It takes one tiny slip.
Plus, it's the life he actually wants anyway.
>>696376670
been fucking high school gf for 20 years, only been married to someone else for 13
>>696376722
I don't even know how to approach to them, what the hell will be my excuse to talk to them, and how on earth will I ever get laid with them?, how to even begin?
>>696376415
was she awake or what? did you cum in her?
>>696373490
Based private detective.
Please show us and be a infamous legend.
>>696375292
same, fml
>>696376744
Yeah, at least you are realistic about it. Amazing you have kept it a secret this long but you know it can't hold up /b/ro.
It's going to be way worse getting caught cheating than it would be to break it off with your spouses and then hook up under your control.
Best of luck, /b/ro
>>696376744
I would personally use KIK chat , both of you use false names or just some obscure alias and delete the app when you are done speaking.
>>696376999
confidence
charm
charisma
these are old women they don't get much attention from young men anymore
they will be delighted that you have an interest in them but play it cool
be a gentleman
>>696377275
My phone (iphone) actually links to an ipad we have at home that the kids use. So I cant use anything on my phone. we were messaging back and forth for a while, and I would delete the messages afterwards. But then at home, I saw some of the messages were there. I was just able to delete the messages off the ipad and now only message/e-mail from work computer.
>>696377343
Nah those old fuckers are probably needing some cock more than any rampant teen..
Just approach a old women , ask her if she wants her anus destroyed if not , repeat with others.. but i would probably only do it a few towns away
Bartender
>under pour to rude people and those who don't tip (keep a container under the bar with straws sitting in vodka, gin, rum and tequila so that I can pop it in the drink and people think it's strong)
>buy cutie pies patron platinum shots and put it on the bar tab, use tips to pay for it
>have received tips in the form of blowjobs from desperate cougars (80's bar)
>>696377007
She was usually at least a little cognizant, yeah. She was on the pill so I came in her with no hesitation. She'd let me fuck her ass sometimes, too, but only once the Oxy hit; she said it was too painful to do straight.
>>696377799
i don't need to tell you this is wrong do i
>>696377699
You learn through mistakes , just its unfortunate that a mistake in your case would be life changing .. i know what it is like , i am currently going through the same kinda thing , only 2 years its been going on for though.
I'm meeting her at a hotel on Friday and then I'm putting it to bed , its such a stressful way to live , at least for me.
Keep your secrets to yourself /b/rot hers. From the wife or whatever. But if you wish to fulfill fantasies realize what you're going to feel after or if there is consequences. I have a lot of secrets kept away and locked away till I die and plan on making more secrets. I really want to fuck an 18 y.o or 15 y.o with consent again...I want to get my cock sucked or fucked by my step-daughter and just keeping those secrets or knowing I'm goin to cheat again on my gf gets me hard and wild...
>>696377343
I have this fantasy of helping an old lady with her shopping and go up to her apartment, have a chat and start touching her and fuck her in the shower
>>696378166
Come on dude , this is /b/ everything is wrong.
>>696378335
i mean realistically an old lady would struggle with shower sex... have you ever tried it? you can slip so fucking easily
not as easy as it sounds but definately fun
Very degenerate youth. I use to smell my half sister's panties and licked her one time when she was sleep. Not her actual vagina but near it. Use to also play weird house games but nothing weird with that just made forts nothing incest like. That was as far as it went. Me and my cousin on the other hand participated in some very degenerate behavior when we were younger. Once attempted sex but ended up being anal...wrong hole. Did some naked grinding too. Once used the bathroom together. All sin and all regrets, I've confessed the sins to God and asked for forgiveness but also felt the need to let them be known. I now feel better now that a bunch of anonymous faggots know this. Feels better than only confessing to the Most High.
Test
>I am depressed as all balls, but my family don't know.
>I have a scat, furry, inflation and futa fetish, but I only fap to it (do they count as fetishes?)
> I know that no matter what, I'll be forgotten, eventually, no matter what I do, even this post will be forgotten in the 4chan archives because the internet will be replaced eventually.
>I've shat in a church, in a very religious town, when I was high as fuck.
>I've got a realistic sex doll hidden behind a wall in my wardrobe, with a gun, several penis pumps, and a lock, so I'll be locked inside the closet.
>>696378183
I think that having my consistent mistress makes me feel less bad than if I was out fucking random hos from the bar. I've been fucking the same girl since high school. We just happened to marry other people along the way.
She still talks to my mom and sends my mom a christmas present and mothers day card too. My mom has always known about her. She tells me I should have married her instead of my wife.
>>696378576
I know that realistically it's hard(it's not easy even as a young guy because of inconvenient postures) but the shower is not a necessary, but the entire scenario is just everything I dream of - it drives me mad I haven't done it.
>>696378661
it probably feels better because you're actually confessing to people that aren't just in your head
>>696378777
May i ask , has this affair had a impact on the way you feel towards your wife ? In my opinion on what is going on in my life right now my side girl is pretty much what its like for you .. much better sex than my girlfriend , 100x better and i know i will never get that with my girlfriend and its made me fall out of love with her , there is still something there and i am trying my hardest to find out what i need to do , that's why this Friday i will make it my mission to end it.
What im trying to say is , all good things come to an end , ultimately you have to choose one and by the sounds of it you prefer your side chick , if shes for you then you should be with her.
>>696378840
i understand anon i am still in my twenties but if i want to do something i do it although currently i've completed my list of stuff i wanted to do and so i'm left with nothing i am now stuck with nothing i want
but i digress i've actually helped old women with their shopping before too but naturally there was no reason for me to accompany her back to her home
not trying to kill your dreams i just think if we think about it realistically they become possible
I have constant dreams of raping women, I know it's wrong and I'm afraid it will happen one day, a specially fat women, they drive me crazy.
I once came so close I kinda freaked out and thought about going to the police and asking for help, didn't do it because I pussied out.
>>696366613
I'm a closet racist towards most minorities. I think white supremacy groups are too over the top and would never join one, but still...
>>696379499
Don't go to the police , they will just fuck things up .. seek professional help.
i shat myself in school
>>696379466
I have 0 game, so with old ladies it's going to be a lot harder
>>696379464
i think you need to sit down and evaluate your life a bit maybe even with your side girl
you might find that you are better suited with each other
it just doesn't sound like your wife is right for you anon
>>696379741
So? I've done it, so has 40-50% of 4chan. Man the fuck up
>>696379499
you say you wanna rape a woman but could you do it?
could you fight them when they resisted and fuck them despite their crying etc
could you look yourself in the mirror afterwards
it's important anon sometimes we think we want things but only the idea of doing it is attractive
>>696366613
I'm 22.
My gf (21) is pregnant, and I know the child is her father's.
She doesn't know that I know, but her dad keeps sending me clips of her banging him and his oldass friends.
>>696379794
You're right , but the whole side chick thing was the reason why i strayed away , out of lust and dirty sex , but after doing that for 2 years i feel as if i owe my GF another attempt , after all we have been together 8 years.. my time to think about my situation can only be achieved by cutting out all this sneaking around and thinking without stress.
>>696375855
That's pretty awesome. Even if it's a work of fiction, it's plausible and wonderfully twisted fiction.
>>696380004
Yeah exactly. I think about it, I've even half-planned it out, but i know that even if I were successful and got away with it, I'd be disgusted with myself and would probably an hero. So I stick to fantasy, where nothing ever goes wrongs and i call all the shots...
>>696380004
Through it I could act, and their tears and fight is one of the reasons why I want it, but I know it's immoral and I know how bad I would feel afterwards, not to mention - I would probably ruin the poor girl's life.
>>696380058
Why's he sending them to you? A show of dominance? What are you going to do, you can't want to raise this whelp
>>696373824
Can you tell me more about your work?
>>696373824
Hey I just came back to this thread and saw it was still active and I couldn't agree more. They're getting paid hourly by clients for all my time and I'm able to get us contracts that we otherwise would have to miss out on. The software I create does what it is supposed to do, and adds value to the clients' businesses. It's worth what they pay, and in the end my fractional work time is worth full time pay to my company whether they know that's what's happening or not.
I've eaten cooked human flesh
>>696380058
what?, why would he do it?, that seems like something I would never share with anyone(the vids and pics I mean)
>>696375194
Got expelled, no degree just a HS diploma hence the terrible intro pay. Took three or four years to break 40k, slowly climbed from there
>>696380211
It's true, but I didn't keep any photographic evidence (as much as I wanted to...). My only regret is that it ended as soon as it did but it was a good time while it lasted.
>>696380666
Whut The Fuck?
>>696380284
>>696380234
firstly morality is all in your head it's just what you've been taught and you can change it if you really wanted
most girls i've met have been raped and are doing just fine
i don't mean to encourage you it's just i like to deal in facts right and wrong are irrelevant to me
however as an alternative there are plenty of girls out there who are into rape fantasy and much of the time it spans from actually being raped
what fucks them up the most is when they enjoy it
>>696380364
Yes, show of dominance mostly bc he wants to own her like a pimp-whore thing.
I don't think about what Imma do too much. I drink often and just wanna fuck her, especially with her like this.
Yes, cuck this and cuck that, I don't think about it too much.
>>696380705
Old dude. He doesn't know any better. I don't care.
>>696380666
SATAN
>working in IT management
>can't stand it, everyone is just cocking around, talking bullcrap and drinking coffee
>would love to do physical work for a living, like car mechanics or carpenter, but it wouldn't get close to my current wage so I don't
>if I won the lotto, I would work as a florist or gardener
>everytime I'm at someone elses home, I go to the toilet and check their laundry to find any panties, if I do I jerk off to them
>I quite enjoy Two And A Half Men with Ashon Kutcher, it's not as good as the first seasons but way better than everyone says, still better than TBBT
>I enjoy playing CSGO with russians, because I can quite understand them (russian parents)
>I have 3 plates and use everyone for atleast a week, sometimes two, when all 3 are dirty I don't eat at home for like a month
>I like to drink water
>>696379464
my relationship with my high school gf has definitely had an effect on my marriage. I once came back from fucking her and my wife wanted to fuck that night. I....didnt perform. pissed the wife off, but I had already cum 3 fucking times. and my wife is less active in bed than the high school gf. the high school gf will suck me hard when she wants another round. the wife expects me to jump to attention as soon as she spreads her legs.
>>696380666
Did you like it?, where did you get it?
>>696381002
I'm not trying to cuck-shame you, I don't care about that. I get off on the idea of my wife fucking around. Just, I wouldn't want a kid to come of it, is all. That's responsibility I don' twant. But it's cool man, you do what you want and get what you can while it lasts.
>>696380058
look man if you care about her even a little take those vids to the police and fuck him right over
now don't tell your girl cos she's probably stockholm symdrome to fuck
in my opinion you have a responsibility to make sure he goes down for that
especially after that display of arrogance
>>696381158
Hell, where the fuck else?
>>696381158
I had a room mate back in college that was into cutting, I mean really into it. I talked him into removing a chunk from his upper arm and tossing it into a frying pan...it tasted kind of like pork rinds and no I didn't really enjoy it, kind of did it for the experience.
I'm not gay by any means, I find the male figure discusting in a sexual way, but I enjoy putting things in my ass. Maybe a trap would be a nice fit for me
>>696381288
>>696381276
Yeah part of why I'm posting at all is bc I really want that external push so that I might take action. But Stockholm...I think I'm the one with the damn Syndrome. Plus, police doesn't persecute that incest shit where I'm from (no specifics).
>>696381708
as i mentioned before we men are designed to get sexual pleasure from our ass
it doesn't make you gay
it doesn't mean you have to make anything of it
it's not a hard concept why are people so stupid
>>696366613
>first gf was a stripper
>never told my family about another gf
They still think I'm a virgin christian
>>696381708
you dont have to be gay to enjoy ass play. You can do ass play with a woman.
I dont enjoy it, but one night I was hanging out with a group of couples and we were drinking and my buddy's wife starting going on about how he liked being pegged, and was able to have prostrate orgasms that were a lot stronger than his normal orgasms.
If you are fucking with your woman, its not gay dude.
>>696366613
spread nude of my actual GF online.
hope my gf's sister fucks me once
observed gf's sister under shower and changing her dress peaking trough doorlock
stole many things
hope my mom dies.
>>696382171
How do you even stimulate the prostate gland? Would love to experience it.
This isn't a juicy as some of the others here, but I just miss my girlfriend. We played video games together, sang together, talked and watched various anime, all that good nerdy shit. She was ugly as hell,but so was I. It was working out really well for about a year and a half. Around April of this year she started becoming emotionless. She started to fail her college courses and I tried everything I could but she just kept pushing me away. A week or so later I was talking to one of her friends who I dated in the past. She was talking about her sexual experiences with her former boyfriend (not me) so I talked about my experiences with Amanda. (That's her name.) This friend of hers who I was talking to told everyone she knew about Amanda's sex life with me. This friend wasn't the type to spread nasty rumors like this. Not until now. Amanda confronted and broke up with me the next day, then with the help of one of my ex girlfriends from high school and her POS stoner druggie friend, dumped a cup of water on me at one of my concerts, ruining my 300$ tuxedo. Amanda has repeatedly stated howuch she dislikes and even hates me now, but I never got over her. Her friend has apologized for spreading the rumors, and has offered to be in a relationship with me. But I doubt I'll take her up on it. I don't think I'll ever find a girl as perfect for me as Amanda was.
yea prostrate orgasms are many times more intense
>>696382148
I used to date a stripper. Worst mistake I ever made was going to watch her one night. Watching her spread her snatch for other men turned me off to her. That little dance she did for me alone suddenly wasnt so cute anymore. And then I got to thinking about those nights she brought home a lot of money, and started suspecting her of sucking/fucking dudes on the side for money. I ended up breaking up with her over my own insecurities.
>>696382395
just get a dildo and fuck yourself in the ass
but it can take a while to orgasm that way
sooooooo worth it though
>>696382528
Ye. Even jacking while massaging prostate makes you splode
>>696382395
I dont know. I bet the internet knows.
>>696369460
>you that guy from that greentext
the one who makes PC maintenance and only installs Adobe reader
>>696382409
dude you never kiss and tell
it's literally the first rule
you save it until after you break up with them
>>696381775
>>696381288
>>696381276
She's 20 at the time
>>696382574
Don't feel bad anon. That was the right thing to do. Your insecurities were based on a well-founded suspension. Most men don't like the idea of their significant other preforming sexual acts on other men.
>>696383011
K no idea why it's reversed
>>696380629
I'm in a sales leadership role, that's as specific as I'm willing to get.
>>696382644
i should add that i'm talking about the real orgasm which means do not touch your dick you must make yourself cum from your ass
>>696368064
Nice meme
>>696382986
Yeah I know that now. I still doubt I'll ever get the same buzz from a woman other than Amanda. Hopefully that isn't the case though.
>>696383011
You should post more.
>>696383011
pretty sure incest is a crime either way
honestly though she might even still be fucking him are you sure you wanna be with this girl?
cos i'd be off to find another one tbh
>>696366613
raped my daughter. she liked it
>>696383389
i raped her too
i came when she begged me to stop
>>696380636
I bet there are millions out there like us, anon. You're probably smarter than most people, and you've had some degree of good luck and good fortune to get into the position you're in now. Enjoy it, I do.
>>696383389
I also raped your daughter, she says I'm better
>>696383587
cheers, anon
>>696376039
God I know what you feel, I want to fuck women in their 70's so bad
>>696369460
Same bit I'm bored all day. What do you do to kill time and not go crazy?
>>696383080
He's from Australia.
Let's detective the shit out of it!
>>696383520
>>696383622
wouldn't be surprised. She grew up to be a slut. Trained her well
>>696383011
you should post more pics, you know, for research.
>>696383622
I also raped that guy's daughter, she said I was the best ever.
>>696384431
i raped you
but you just cried
>>696384096
aye fucked her up for life well
>>696375292
Same...
>>696373824
If you earn 95k and have earned them 1.3 mil then over 16 years you've cost them more than you've made them.
I post pics of women I know to sites like copp and fakethebitch, hoping to get fakes that look like the real thing so i can send them to their boyfriends and fuck up their relationships
>>696373992
holy shit you're fucked up anon.
>>696369460
how can you live such a boring life? you ought to love your job or at leadt mske yourself independent if you have so much time on your hands
it may sounds like a dream what you're doing but only if you're naive. Don't waste your life with "not doing shit"
>>696384865
send it here. I will photoshop better than anyone on coop
>>696383339
>pretty sure incest is a crime either way
Certain types of incest are a crime some places. But even if it is against the law in this case, it seems like a stupid fuckin' law, if she's 20 and it's consensual. Not the government's business.
And it sounds like the guy has a good thing going, if he doesn't mind (or is turned on by) incestuous cucking and pregnancy. He's in control, and she's probably an easily controlled person, which some guys like. As far as child support issues, all he has to do is not support the kid to begin with, and deny paternity if it comes up. If the gf lives with her dad and just goes to Anon's when he wants to fuck, she may leave the kid at home, so not Anon's problem.
>>696384268
>>696383339
>>696383289
Maybe I'm just piggybacking for the sex bc this bitch is a boooomb.
>>696383853
I've got a handful of long term projects that take a shit ton of research. I do it on the clock and send my notes back home. As the lead tech here I oversee the hardware, etc so I know for certain there's nothing in place that could be paying attention to where I go online or what I do throughout the day. If someone else came into the company and they wanted to secretly undermine me they'd need my permission and help to even try. Been here long enough to lock it all down.
That and I usually spend an hour or so on here, and an hour or so on reddit
>>696385558
man, she isnt reisisting him at all.
maybe she likes getting dicked by daddy.
>>696384866
Yeah...
>>696385426
>>696385558
Agreed.
I don't care about taking revenge. Not even too mad. Just turned on and addicted to that feeling most of the time.
Plus, she lives primarily with her old man, and sneaks away occasionally to fuck. She thinks no one knows what she's up to but my baby's not that stealthy.
Gets pimped out to his business partners all the time. He gets what he wants, her crazy appetite gets satisfied. I'm good with it.
>>696385950
Yeah, it's a consensual, not rapey.
I have conversations with myself on 4chan when no one replies to my posts.
>>696384979
when I got kicked out of school I had well over 100k in debt. Had to work at something that paid very well for a long long time, not something I loved. I do the thing I love for a couple hours a day while I'm pretending to work.
Definitely not a boring existence - there's far too much to do, just that only a small fraction is the work I'm getting paid to do.
>>696385558
whos the cameraman?
>>696381021
>>I like to drink water
>>696368064
Best new pasta
>>696366796
Same here, sir.
>>696386519
I guess one of the guys who were there at the house party. She dresses up, pours drinks, gets passed around before retiring to the backroom. Sometimes there are other hookers (each brought their own), but she handles solo sessions most other times. Plus her dad has got a thing for gangbangs so I guess whateves.
>>696366613
>I secretly fuck whores without my girlfriend knowing anything about it. And I'm going to do it again tomorrow.
>I stole a lot of money from the college movie club I was in and noone noticed.
>>696373490
NSA is that you?
>>696385426
>>696383339
incest bt consenting adults shouldn't be a crime.
>>696377799
Checked & kekd.
>>696374258
>baseless
>we're all equal
yeah keep believeing your naive worldviews
>>696373490
doing the lord's work anon, thank you
>>696387230
dont bring home an STD anon. Its all fun and game until you bring home the herp.
>>696387230
I'm obsessed with hookers/escorts. Like I don't get turned on by anything but.
>my friends treat me me like shit
>some of them think i should do something and make it stop
>i dont care because im a pathetic human being
>i feel like i might be retarded and in denial
>not sure if am Retarded or if its all in my head
>afraid of women. Bitches have literally thrown themselves at me and i literally leave the room.
>addicted to masturbation
>lowkey attracted to 6-11 y.o
>i take way to much LSD
>i hate myself because i try to change but im too weak
>smoke weed to hide from my problems
That covers it for now lol
>>696387066
The fact that you are okay with this disgusts me more than the fact that it happens in the first place.
Cucks should be holocausted, and you are their king.
>>696388022
if your friends treat you like shit, then you are guy in the group that everyone hates.
stop doing drugs.
stay the fuck away from kids.
>>696380004
No. The real question is can you handle being in prison as a convicted SO? That's where your real fear is. Everything else can be handled.
>>696385558
I'd be pounding that that too. Girl's gotta be a freak. I mean either a sex-addicted anything-goes kinky freak, or a crazy abused-as-a-kid anything-to-please submissive freak, and I'd be happy either way. Indulge daddy-daughter rapeplay and other dark fetishes.
>>696388188
It's so far over the degeneracy line, I dont think its real man, but an artistic work of fiction.
I cant fathom someone being ok with their girlfriend being pimped out behind their back by their gf's dad. And then the dad taking dibs on that pussy.
>>696388626
One can only hope.
>>696388388
calls me "daddy" all the time.
As far as I know, the thing with her dad is a recent thing. No abuse, preeetty vanilla childhood. Just some powerful libido and late-teen daddy-crush that he took advantage of.
>>696374438
im pretty sure thats steve buscemi
>>696388796
And you are content taking her dad's sloppy seconds?
>>696388626
Yeah well it's not out of nowhere that I'm OK with this. There's psychological buildup, history, the kind of thing that makes fetishes.
>>696389155
>I was gradually eased in to being cucked by my gf's dad
>S-s-so that means it's okay!
Neck yourself dude
>>696389063
Hard to say. It's both a turn on but also kinda shit. But the shit feeling feeds back into the horniness. I know some of you aren't OK with this, but just getting this off my chest I guess.
>>696389361
Kik?
Ddbb0423
>>696389337
Doesn't make it OK, just tolerable. I mean, I think it comes down to my priorities and values being different, so I don't go to the same conclusions (necking myself, being worthless etc.) necessarily.
>>696389361
See the thing that tells me you're a beta is you'd rather complain about it to anonymous people on an image board, than do something about it.
You're afraid of her father, and rightly so, because he's probably just bend you over and fuck your boypussy too.
You obfuscate your fear of her father by tricking yourself in to thinking this gets you off, but the truth of the matter is you are resigned to never respecting yourself, and this is your way of coping with it.
>>696389510
sorry, but on 4chan (instead of getting verified on r/incest) for a reason.
>>696389701
You are aware kik and Reddit are different things? Also it's not like being on kik doxxes you
I accidentally killed someone and no one knows about it.
>>696366613
My girl admitted she cheated a month ago, can't tell it to anyone because people will keep asking me if I'm okay. Like wdf makes you think I'm okay you ignorant fgts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDLGBItUgso
Go watch my youtube show. I was raped when I was 8 years old by some older fag kid. May he burn in hell. Thats my secret.
>>696389644
I can see why you think so.
But understand that I don't think of hierachies, beta/alpha. I don't think I'm doing this out of fear.
In most respects in life, I respect myself adequately. Again, I don't necessarily follow the logic, but I do see where you are coming from.
>>696390058
You're still with her?
She'll never respect you again, not that she did in the first place mind you, considering she cheated.
>>696390199
You might just be autistic, judging from your responses.
Not in a "lol u autist" kind of way, but if this legitimately doesn't phase you, then that would be indicative of some kind of autism spectrum disorder.
>>696390251
Yes Im still with her because I will find no one else. I don't know what to do either stay with her or kms are the only thing that comes to mind.
>>696390251
that is such a radical view of things.
>>696373229
>I don't want to shame you
Kill yourself stupid faggot.
People feel shame for a reason. If eating shit was okay, you wouldn't feel ashamed of it.
In your case, you should feel ashamed for being such a mental slave, you can't even manage to get a point across without worrying about being under a bad light, in an anonymous board.
Literally, kill yourself. You are spreading psychological cancer.
>>696390433
Dude I had a GF that cheated on me. You need to ditch that shit because.... AIDS.... reason enough. Believe me I've seen crystal meth rehab. Every hot chick in cystal meth rehab spreads aids to 100 dudes. You wanna be that dude? Listen to me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDLGBItUgso <- show watch
>>696373895
Virgin faggot detected.
>Kill him
Kill yourself.
>>696390433
You found her
There is no legitimate reason why you won't find someone else
You've just convinced yourself that you're worthless and don't deserve better because of reasons you made up in your head
Guys do this to themselves all the time because they don't have society at large stroking and coddling their egos like women do
>>696369096
kek
Did the right thing, anon
>>696390482
I think he's right she said she didn't feel anything at the she did it due to the problems we had but now she regret it.
>>696390482
It really isn't
If someone cheats on me, I can never see myself being with them and being able to resolve that with my sense of self respect
No second chances for that shit, and you're a faggot if you'd give one
>>696390383
lol thanks I guess for raising the concern.
It's not that it doesn't phase me. It is a big emotional impact, sure. Just not in the same way most people would assume it to be (jealousy, anger, alpha-male style revenge).
Hey, I wish it was just simply ASD, but that is just not the case here, I'm a afraid.
>>696390669
I know that maybe true and thanks man but I've had shitty girls all my life. One humiliated me infront of my friend. One wanted a break to fuck someone else. Like this is the less fucked up relationship I had. That's why.
>>696375855
Have you posted before...sounds familiar
>>696388022
Jesus fuck get your shit together
>>696391044
So the best relationship you've had has been shit
So what, if the best taco you'd ever had was filled with toenail clippings and rat poison, would you turn down the chance at a good taco?
Bitches are no more special than Tacos, until you find the one that is.
>>696390943
hmm, OK. If that works for you, fine. Just try and be vigilant of big, generalizing beliefs. I used to think like that, thinking I was the toughest shit around. Bites me in the ass hard though. But I don't know you, so you do you.
>>696390604
I had sex with her after she cheated and before she told me so its too late anyway. But thanks I will consider.
>>696381288
>look man if you care about her even a little take those vids to the police and fuck him right over
A slate article points out a 2010 Florida case where both the father and daughter were convicted, and last year an Oregon father and daughter were both jailed for incest. The girl's as guilty of incest as her dad.
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2010/12/is_incest_a_twoway_street.html
>>696391318
I'll never regret the decision to leave someone who has cheated on me.
Of few things am I certain, but that is one, anon.
Thanks for your concern I guess.
>>696391407
good work detective-ing.
>>696391299
But what if there is not a better life that this? I honestly regret leaving the other because I was lonely. What if I spend years alone again? It feels so bad.
>>696391656
The only reason you would spend years alone is if you shut off and fail to take part in life, as many people often do when they are depressed.
Do stuff, you will meet people, life will continue.
Change, don't stagnate.
Some days I barely hang on to life.
Every time I try to move it in a different direction it just moves from a dull, nagging misery to a sharp and blinding one.
Seemingly no amount of enjoyment from various activities can offset the dread that lurks somewhere.
>>696366613
>Already have been raped
>Trying my best not to find a job
>Always dreamed of being the slave of a pretty and caracterial girl (litteraly)
>>696391407
oh it's semi-legal/decriminalized/unenforced where I'm from btw.
>>696391656
>But what if there is not a better life that this? I honestly regret leaving the other because I was lonely. What if I spend years alone again? It feels so bad.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
>>696391871
Okay man... I'm honestly grateful we talked even though I don't know who you are. I removed a big burden from my mind. Thanks alot, will see what I can do.
>>696369096
fucking legend
I'm going to kill my self before 2017
>>696392037
Nice poem man... Makes you think
>>696392166
Why?
i sometimes have curiosity and i go to tumblr
>>696385558
Im fapping to ur tragedy and I think u deserve it
I fucked one of my cousin, several times on several of my visits back to the states.
Recently reconnected with my daughter, she was adopted out when I was a teen, and I want to fuck her.
Want to fuck my youngest sister-in-law and actively showing her more and more attention whenever we visit.
>>696392510
Landwhale detected
>>696380058
Careful. If you do nothing now, the kid is born, by law it will be considered yours via involvement as parental caregiver to a minor.
My alpha senses are tingling. Here's the plan:
She cucks you all through your relationship. Births a kid that isn't yours. Lawfully involves you with the kid as surrogate caregiver. Leaves you for the father, and finally, files for child support against you.
She'll have the guy she's fucking. He'll have your girl. You will be alone, AND paying child support for a kid that isn't yours, and that you get to see once a week.
Grats. Ultimate cuck.
>>696392166
instead, why not find a hobby with a goal that takes a while?
like say, Hiking the Appalachian Trail, (or PCT)
or, visiting every National Park, camping and hiking at each.
or, writing a fucking book, or losing a 100 lbs, or some other goal that interests you?
I am partial to visiting and camping at every National Park, but that's me.
I've got a huge crush on a friend but I know I can never act on it. I met her through my ex-gf, she's currently dating a guy she frequently complains about and I'm currently dating a girl I frequently complain about. We get along so well... I'd love to give a real relationship a try, but I know I can't. She lives in another state and is moving even further away soon.
I've found the girl of my dreams but all I can do is chat with her on Facebook about politics and Pokemon.
>>696392895
HMM that's big trouble in this Little China
>>696374380
My wife was a bartender at a stripclub. We played with more than a few strippers.
>I said the wrong thing to an intake worker for an OCD group (I have intrusive thoughts/morbid obsessive compulsive disorder)
>Got sent to the abnormal sexual clinic for what is basically a pedo test
>Went to the appointment told them I was on heroin for the last 4 months and had no sex drive so I couldn't really answer their questions (which was true)
>I'm not even a pedophile...almost ended up being diagnosed as one because of confusion and probably from coming to this page back in the early days
>>696385558
well you could post the video...for research
>>696366613
>> Be me
>> 19j old
>> spend all my saving money on drugs & alcohol
>> didn't have sex for 6 months
>> no girl likes me
>> so I send my dick to random girls
>> 100 days snap streak with my crush
>> told her I liked her. She didn't like me
>> Thinking about killing myself everyday
>> Hope I just get run over by a car
I really just wanna have a great jerkbud as a roommate and watch porn together as much as possible . Mfw I have a gf and am starting to think I just like porn and jerking more than actual sex
>>696393818
stop watching porn mate.
just turn that shit off and walk away. You will be straight in a few weeks, just keep wearing out that pussy, and your brain will get right.
>>696374585
Don't tell her and don't cheat on her again, unless she cheats on you then it's fair play.
>>696391299
I fucking love tacos
>>696395118
I love fucking tacos
>>696395548
Tacos fucking love I
>>696393807
>>696395707
Fucking tacos I love
>>696383339
>pretty sure incest is a crime either way
Depends on where you live.In NJ, as long as the people are over 18 and consenting, it's all fine.
>>696395880
NYPA, dumbass.
>>696395880
>>696395787
Nobody loves me. So that problem is fixed
>be 18yo
>had lots of friends in high school, in gr13 hanging out with gr11s (Canadians can do grade 13)
>get more hours at my job, leave school halfeay through the day since I have no classes
>used to hang out with friends during that time, stopped cause I got really busy
>exams happen, stop talking to them through snapchat
>only talk to one chick and some other friends
>stop talking to the chick
>only talk with three of my friends, known then for a long time
>miss talking to new friends
>for the best since I'm moving soon
>they sometimes talk to me, i think it's cause they feel bad
>had a fight with the only one who would talk to me, appearently it was my fault for cutting everyone out
Really trying not to care about it, but I kinda do miss talking to them.
>>696396421
you missed the bigger message.
if you are resigned to die, then go do all the crazy shit that is out there, run with the bulls, fight ISIS with the Kurds, join the French Foreign Legion, hang glide, whatever.
Every other Fridays I meet up with my gangbang group and they all run a train on me.
>>696381708
Same, but I love cock. I'm not attracted to vaginas, and I'm straight.
>>696396679
As I said, I'm a poorfag now. last year I had 4000€, now I have 0
My life is over anyway
>>696396679
Since you have nothing to lose and already willing to die, do it in a crazy way cause fuck it. Why not?
>>696396679
That stuff's for other people. I haven't earned it. The bulls would catch me, the FFL wouldn't want me, I'd fuck up hang gliding.
This is the mindset. And it's your own brain telling you this. You can't escape it. You can't quiet it, even with medicine; you just dull it. When even your own brain is working against you, it's time to pack it in.
>>696375943
What this anon said. In this case, what she doesn't know really won't hurt her.
>>696396891
then join the Army. They love poorfags. Because then you have no where else to go.
>>696369096
That's because vape tastes exactly like dirty asshole, so he was none the wiser.
>>696395880
My bad. 16 is age of consent in NJ.
In Florida, incest is only a crime if there is piv sex, which means I could sodomize my sister daily and not be breaking incest laws.
>>696369096
That is because he is gay dude, he has experience eating mens asses and is used to the smell
>had to pretend to be sad on my mom's funeral so people wouldn't think i'm insensitive or smth.
>Killed my cat, told everyone it got food poisoning
>Then found a cat on the street and told everyone it was a gift from a friend
>stopped using facebook a year ago because i lost all friends but if anyone asks i tell them it's because there's nothing but shitpost there.
I've been in love with my close female friend for years. I've made out with her a couple of times, and I've been with plenty of other women, but I don't feel anything (on an emotional level). For some reason I can only love her.
>>696396421
I lov u bby <3
Not but seriously, who fucking cares. I believe the point of life is to have fun, since we're all gonna die eventually. Go do something fun, something you've never done before, something you were always afraid to do, SOMETHING that's not posting on an anonymous image board for fucks sake.
That or just kys.
