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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>696356039
>>696355808
Ate too much. Bleh... besides that unproductive.
>>696355926
hahaha, no, not at all. I do get two cats though.
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
Miho claimed
>>696356019
I aint got rope but i got my .45
せんりつ の たつまき claimed
>>696356154
Oh shit, this in the works or has it finally happened?
I love the mods.
Have you praised the mods today? you better or they'll delete the threads again.
>>696356019
I really should look at some sort of AC.
Nonon Jakuzure Claimed
Love her and her sassy personality.
>>696356433
No that was op
>>696356039
I'm on my 9th day without candy and I dont have enough CP to buy any
>>696356366
Contract signed, money transfered. It is happening. Only the Notary has to sign it and the deed is done, I get the keys and it is done.
>claiming yume
Requesting waifu legs for further pleasure statisfication
ObligatRORY claim
>>696356154
Hello Chara-chan, how are you this morning? I gotta know, what's your favorite kind of knife?
>>696356101
milk <3
>>696356659
Sex-crazed loli claimed
Mandatory cLELEIm
>>696356659
>Legs
Here
>>696356524
You're sweet enough on your own
>>696356588
Tell me what the sweet taste of freedom is like.
>>696356659
Yume
>>696356766
rory
>>696356235
Bring it and a thousand rounds, and remember niggers can't aim so stay calm and use your irons and become the next Zimmerman.
>>696356456
Its the greatest invention man has ever made, makes summer a bit less horrible.
>>696356811
Hello.
>>696356920
But the collars inject poison!
The candy is the cure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYZ_Radglhw
>>696356983
I remember a few years ago we were in france with AC in the hotel room, barely left it outside the evening.
>>696356836
>>696356903
Lolis are best at lovin'
>>696356659
>
>>696356524
>not enough CP
Candy Points?
>>696356811
Sup Nonon? My favourite knife would be any good sharp stainless steel knife. In good condition of course.
>>696356766
Yo Rory!
>>696356920
I will tell you once I have breathed it. I just fear it doesn't taste as sweet as I'm making it out to be.
Mornings blow. I think i caught a cold.
re-class claimed
>>696356983
2 mags is enough. Niggers run after the first shot anyways.
>>696356754
>>696356818
>>696356903
>>696357122
Thats some nice legs
>>696356766
>best waifu legs
have arrived
>>696357122
CP= Cast Points
>>696357122
A home can't be bad if you're in it.
>>696357156
Tomo # whatever
>>696357175
Hoppou best abyssal.
>>696357157
Well that is no fun. Here some butt to make you feel better.
>>696357339
Tomo #1
>>696357248
Best legs.
>>696357375
She doesn't look very cute in this.
Alright faggots, prepare for the cutest waifu
>>696357287
No idea what those are. Are you on some kind of diet?
>>696357464
>Sexualising the waifu
>>696357339
Are you hitting on me again?
But yeah, I guess it can't get much worse.
>>696357083
Well lucky you, when I was on vacation in Europe the hotel room I was in was tiny as hell, had no ac, I don't think it even had a fan, and it was summer so I had to leave all the windows open and there were construction workers across the street who started work at like 6am, it was fucking bullshit.
>>696357178
They're just running to get Al Sharpton and to tell him about how racist you are for defending yourself.
>>696357669
>>696356920
>that's not the shiro you know and love
>>696357669
No I was referencing the show my waifus from
Cast Points are currency in Deadman Wonderland
>>696357464
I do like some butt.
>>696357624
He didn't post Hoppou, he posted inferior Re-class.
>>696357708
I think that's all over europe, construction workers and all.
>>696357669
Whats wrong with a cute butt?
>>696357708
top kek
>>696357878
>
>>696357464
>>696357878
>>696357944
Everyone loves butts and legs
>>696357669
Well i wouldn't want you to be home all alone~
Things are looking up.
>>696357920
They're all the same~
>>696357064
First track in this album is obviously inspired in Mogwai, I'm loving it.
>>696358071
I only love /hr/ butt.
QOTT: What do you think is your waifus political direction?
Honestly, I'm not sure. I'd say it's right. Probably Hitler right even.
>>696357854
Ah shit. Then you're not the Shiro I know. Ah, not that important either way.
>>696357816
Forgive me for making this grave mistake. How are you?
>>696357944
If it's from your waifu, then it's bad since... you do not sexualise your waifu
>>696358134
I wouldn't be. I mean... two cute kittens. Two even!
>>696358071
God damn you Yume
Now I need to fap
>>696357089
>>696357248
You know it.
>>696357920
It was just so annoying, I'm glad it was only for one night, wasn't surprised when the hotel I stayed at in Germany was the best one by a long shot.
>>696358288
Kill all niggers.
www.strawpoll.me/10830003
official waifu heresy poll
Post yume butt
>>696358288
Probably whatever her father says like most women.
>>696358288
Best Yandere
Claiming this beauty
>>696358288
Right, she has uptight parents that sheltered her, she must be conservative to a point, but she;s kinda gay so not that conservative.
Syndras ult is shit
>>696358288
I really doubt she cares about politics, at all.
>>696358477
It is, yeah german/austrian hotels are my favorites, outside the really expensive southern ones.
>>696358722
Already been claimed ese
>>696358288
My waifu would not be much into politics at all. I am fine. You? What did you eat too much of?
MIKE WAFUCKME FROM MONSTER INC
this nigga straight hung check it out
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5CeYwEnqw
>>696358783
>hugs and buries face in chest
I love you~
>>696358955
I thought we had a truce, amigo
Akiko claimed
>>696356659
>
>>696358477
That's a nice direction.
>>696358640
Huh... what do you suppose her father would say?
>>696358839
So probably just slightly right
>>696358915
That's also an option
>>696359028
>not much into politics
I can see why.
>what did you eat
Pizza. Just one Pizza.
>>696358722
>Megu
>Yandere
Pick one
Waifu4laifu
>>696359259
I was calling you best yandere, silly
>>696359193
Peaches
>>696359259
That the Japanese are the master race and that blue haired people are not to be trusted.
>>696359193
Peach flavoured kouhai
>>696358915
I can see why.
>>696359259
Yup.
>>696358864
Its a single target point-and-click "hey, have you seen my balls?" straight damage ult. What's wrong with it?
>>696359431
Yuuko
nice hair
You reminded me, it's been way too long since I had peaches
>>696359503
Hello sharky
>>696359503
Is that Ryuko-kun or Mako-kun that you're choosing? Either way they're cuties, even if my waifu had squabbles with them.
>>696359416
>me best Yandere
now that makes more sense!
Thank you!
>>696359431
>Blue haired people are not to be trusted
Agreed. Damn Main Character hair color
>>696359591
Heya Akiko!
>>696359591
Hello brocon
Whats up, familiar
>>696359733
Mako is Mai Waifu
>>696359259
Large pizza? My fat ass could probably eat a whole large pizza in under five minutes, no problem.
>>696360070
What a cutie, have a pic to strengthen your collection.
Still here
My husbrando
>>696360197
Tuturuu!
I don't know. We only have one sized Pizzas in Europe or family sized ones.
And mine wasn't family sized.
Needed half an hour for it.
>>696360389
Who are you? Nice Picture.
>>696359136
We do, that's someone else.
>Megumeme
QOTT
How would your waifu kill someone?
>>696360461
No one particular
>>696357546
>best waifu legs
is the title of rory
>>696358247
I love Shiki legs
>>696358288
Either left or not interested at all
>>696358337
No
>>696358380
I know
>>696356920
Mio legs from Yuuko great
>>696357122
Chara nah wie gehts?
>>696359193
My favorite tight wearing waifu in the thread
>>696360639
Bow and Arrow or Knife to the chest like in the series
>>696360639
Missionary position
>>696360461
>still need to watch steins;gate
Half an hour for a pizza? You a skeleton?
>>696360639
An 11.4 magnitude earthquake.
>>696360734
Someone said rory?
>>696360639
Suffocation/Broken neck.
>>696360580
>>696358722
It was me all along
>>696360734
O my god her ass I'm about to cum
>>696360658
Lemme rephase my question then.
Who's your waifu? or... how should I call you?
>>696360639
Stabbing. Several times. Everywhere.
>>696360734
Geht gut. Spiel gerade nebenbei gta 5. Keine Ahnung warum alle Trevor so mögen. Ich mag ihn nicht. Hab regelrecht Angst vor ihm. Spiel seine Missionen so schnell wie möglich durch.
>>696360893
Nope. average human being
>>696360639
How wouldn't she kill someone
>>696360639
Slice off arms and legs before finishing with a knife to the back, Or a single cleave from neck to hip if she just wants it to be over quickly.
Best ass tbh
>>696361370
Wow what a fag way to kill someone
Just general question, what kind of music would your waifu like?
Classical obviously
>>696360961
I said
>best waifu legs
>>696361131
Stop
>>696361145
Keine Ahnung hab es nicht und auch nicht vor es zu spielen.
>>696361420
No a fag way to die would be literally chocking on a cock like you're going to die.
Saber claim
>>696360639
Quick thrust or slash to the body. If the enemy is unlucky theyll see Excalibur
>>696361712
Wow what a fag way to kill someone
>>696361704
No a fag way to die is to be executed for claiming shiki because you're in ISIS territory
>>696361633
I believe she would listen to pop songs that air on radio and while stuck on the same month for years she would expand her tastes.
>>696358197
>>696361676
Passt. Was zockst du denn normalerweise so?
>>696361676
Quit posting her sexy ass and I might.
>just came
>>696361633
Shoot to thrill, ACDC
Any song that's rock, excluding screamo; genre doesn't work if you're in the field with some pigsqueals playing
And this post
>>696361935
>>696360639
Either with her weapon or pooch
>>696361712
Saaber! How many days into the challenge?
Tristana claimed
>>696362106
gaskammer die verpissen schwein Juden
>>696362142
6 now
>>696362106
Unterschiedlich meist Rollenspiele habe mir im Steamsale alle Hyperdimension Neptunia ReBirth teile gekauft und spiele die so nebenbei
1 is furchtbar 2 bisher deutlich besser
Darkest Dungeon (Dungeoncrawler)
Overwatch mit den Leuten von hier
Hearthstone
Geplant sind Dishonored 2 und No Man's Sky dauert aber noch ein bissel
>>696362116
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>>696362591
Oml can I save these?
I need some more for scientific purposes
>>696362852
no
>>696362852
I would prefer some nice legs in return you know
>>696362591
Hyperdimension Neptunia hat mich nie interessiert
Darkest Dungeon kenn ich vom namen und sehen her, habs aber nicht.
Overwatch hab ich weder das Internet noch die richtige Hardware dazu (würd das nur am PC spielen)
Hearthstone interessiert mich 0
Dishonored 2 hört sich nett an, genau wie No mans sky
>>696362268
what kind of fucking sentence ist that supposed to be?
>>696363057
Like this?
>>696363057
No sexualization of waifus my bro
>>696362451
Nice, since I messed up before, it's back to nill. I will make the 90 days. This has now become a vow for me.
Keep it up!
>>696363057
>
Thank you.
That ass is too perfect
>>696359136
Aww love u too little one~
>>696360639
Burning the person to ashes
>>696363635
Please post more of megumeme
>>696363262
Gaschamber the piss pig jews, did i forget the heil as punctuation
>>696363438
Thigh heigh socks are best
But I think tights suit her better black >white
>>696361633
She would like alternative rock, mostly listening to My Chemical Romance, Green Day and Escape The Fate stuff like that
>>696361633
K-Pop.
>>696364240
Waddup, senpai
>>696363847
Where are your eyes, senpai
>>696364077
More butts?
>>696364515
Only for Tights
>>696361633
Pink Floyd
>>696364019
you pretty much forgot everything, but it's okay
>>696364077
thigh highs are beautiful
>>696364515
Nothing much I kinda just woke up and I gotta go to work in like a couple hours tho
>>696364515
I don't know either, kouhai
>>696364077
Gonna disagree there except that black > white
>>696364703
Hey Chara! Haven't seen you in a thread forever
>>696364721
Rolling
>>696364762
Oh, there they are!
>>696364721
Nice,
>give me an L
>>696364630
I dont think i have any tights
I'll trade you one of my butt pics for one of yours
>>696365051
From Thigh heigh perfection to overkness
its still great but a downgrade non the less
>>696365262
Still trying huh? Good luck Fran
>>696365310
L
>>696365262
Frantastic
>>696365310
Nope
claimed yuno
>>696365262
yaya been a while. Not always in the mood for threads or the likes.
>>696365388
I'll never win if I don't try
Have you started lain yet?
>>696365413
Yuuko-mazing
>>696365657
Don't think I've ever seen you on this early before
>>696365388
Give me an O!
>roll
>>696365770
thats cause i normally dont post. you have me mistaken with someone
>>696365770
Oh close on that one, I will start it tomorrow I promise, I have been at work everyday
>>696365859
O
>>696365371
Where is Yume from?
>>696365754
Well I have a way to keep in touch with you, so it doesn't matter as much
~~what other things might you be in the mood for?~~
>>696365959
So it seems
>>696366136
You promise?
>>696366351
Oh, hey Rory
>>696365413
Howdy.
>>696362038
Nice filename, it goes like this.
And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder
And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
As we would lay and learn what each others bodies were for
>>696366351
Hai to gensou no grimgar
come on post
>best waifu legs
>>696366439
Promise!
>>696366520
Hey Aeroplane over the sea is a fantastic album
>>696366520
Partner.
>>696366439
Assassinating people in GTA 5
>>696366520
>filename
I had to give ya your own filename, you are the only person I talk to about music after all.
>still need to listen in the aeroplane over the meme
