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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
1844 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>696339900
hail hydra you dog
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>>696339900

Kein juden here kamerade
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'Shabbat shalom....danke, mein Führer.
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O boi
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Prussian rolling
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Rerollo
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>>696340110

You cant hold me, german pig
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>>696340188
Glory to Deutschland!
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>>696339900
hands papers
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>>696340188
Glory to Das Deutsches Reich
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Rawl
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Hail hydra
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>>696339900
Scheißer!
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>>696340359
u gay fam?
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roll
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>>696339900
nice triple dubs
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>>696340600
good boy doggo
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r0ll
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>>696340614
reroll
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>>696339900
Heil Himmler/doggo
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Achtung!
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>>696339900
ROLL
O
L
L
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Hitler is my dad
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>>696339900
roller
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>>696340957
lost papers, eh?
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>>696339900
Roll
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>>696339900
HEIL HITLER
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bazinga
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roll
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>>696341961
Reroll
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>>696339900
gutentag.
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>>696342024
fak
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heil hipster
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>>696339900
>hands papers in german
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Rolling for monowitz
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Feel like german soldiers would be in for a shit time if they asked Hitler for his papers.
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>>696339900
heil hitler
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Rollin'
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>>696342620
Rerollin' for breakout and escape
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>>696342672
Re-re-rolling
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>>696339900
>1844 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself.
What? Do you mean 1488?
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hitler=nigger
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Glory to Das Deutsches Reich
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re-roll
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>>696339900
sure thing officer
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>>696339900
dey see me rollin'
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Kein problem here sind es
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rolling
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>>696343074
shit
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Baguette
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>>696339900
Roll
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>>696339900
Aus dem Weg du Köter!
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Hier sind meine Papiere
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Unbeteiligter Kaufmann auf der Durchreise.
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Rolling
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>>696339900
Report in
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>>696343247
Reroll
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Oy vey!
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Nicht schiessen
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rollerino godderino
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Roll
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Rollen
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Let's see my fate
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>>696339900
guten tag mein fruede
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>>696339900
Oy gevalt
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>>696343534
Pls no kil
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>>696343621
Oy vey
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>>696343614
reroll
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>>696343654
RIP
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>>696339900
nyan
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roll
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roloololo
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>>696339900
roll mf
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>>696343734
nayn nyan
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>>696343757
again
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>>696343787
reroll
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>>696343827
Fucking rolled 7 again, Reroll
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Rolling for dank herr officer
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Rollio
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rollin
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>>696339900
roll for 1844
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>>696339900
Roll
>>
roll
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rolling
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>>696343954
Fuck
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Rollinerin
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>>696339900
rolling
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>>696339900
ro88
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Hail hitler let me though
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roling 101
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>>696339900
roll
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>>696339900
rollingg
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Roll nigga
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roll for the Reich
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i wan zo be ze kleine doge
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lol
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lol again
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lolocopter
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>>696339900
roll
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>>696339900
Ja wohl
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>>696344724
Ja reroll
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>>696344441
roll for retreat
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>>696339900
plz
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>>696339900
rollo
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Roll
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>>696345009
Fuck
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>>696345027
Reroll
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>>696345089
Shieeet i was in the closet the whole time
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Pretteey gouwd
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>>696345184
Adolf's sauna was getting cold.
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Rololo
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rollin for 88
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>>696345546
Oh ja
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Rolllllllili
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>>696345340
Asylum?
For free?
yes! YES!
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>>696339900
Gutentag, not juden, not faggot, only a normal German here, ja?
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Kanker
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Rollin
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>>696339900
Heil the furher
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>>696339900
Whats happend here?
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>>696346004
Fuck me
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Heil der fuhrer :^)
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>>696346110
H-Hitler senpai, I promise I'm not a crazy. Let me gooo
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>>696346070
No, iam sane! jail hitla!
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>>696339900
Schaun mer ma was rauskommt
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>>696339900
oi vey maischele ich bin detscher sehens net
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Sieg heil
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>>696346250
Reroll
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>>696346274
Broke out
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>>696346321
XD
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roll.
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Nazi pigs
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RōIl
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>>696345943
Thank Fuhrer I got out from the asylum, it was so boring there.
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>>696339900
Ich moechte keine Probleme....
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>>696346387
My dog ate the papers!
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roll,
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>>696339900
>>696339900
GUY POSTING FROM JAIL GETTNG BTFO BY /b/ IN REAL TIME

>>696330752
>>696330752
>>696330752
>>696330752
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Heil
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rolling
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>>696346420
Oh nein
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rell
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reroll
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>>696346512
So jetzt was?
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>>696339900
Hell fucking Seger
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>>696346567
Hell Seger
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>>696339900
Roll, Kamaraden.
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Oy vey, goyim! Just passing through
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>>696339900
FUHRER BE PRAISED
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>>696346390
Oh shit not asylum again.
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Roll
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Das röll
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rawlin
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roll
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>>696346731
Reroll
>>
Roll
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>>696346680
Rerollin for breaking out
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Rollin
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>>696346777
Lol trips finally.
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Hitler was gay
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>>696339900
rols
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>>696339900
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Don't you recognize me, mein friends?
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Dia duit yis cunts.
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Roll
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Rolling
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>>696347437
Bollocks
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>>696347499
Rolling for my freedom
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rollerino
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>>696347640
Winrar
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Rollerino
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>>696339900

HH 14/88
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>>696347810
>0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Reroll
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heil
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rawling again
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Keep up the good work, soldaten.
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>reroll, not a fag
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>Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers... Sent to POW camp.

Spies weren't put in POW camps. POW camps were for captured combatants in uniform. Spies were shot.
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>>696339900
Heil Hitler!
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>>696340112
Sounds German to me
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hello hitler
featuring Aryan female
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>>696348831
roll
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>>696348900
im actually a dog
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Rollandddddd
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Sieg roll, comrades
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>>696339900
Roll for truth
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>>696339900
Jew what
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ROLLING FOR THE GLORY OF ROTHSCHILD
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röll
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Totally not an enemy.
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>>696339900
comin
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For the glory
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Reroll
>>
Hello
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Restiance fighter ?
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Rawlin
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>>696350616
I'm ok with this
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>>696350735
Also with this
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>>696339900
Roll.
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Rollz
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>>696350911
Uhoh
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>>696339900
roll rolling
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>>696339900
keep rolling rolling rolling rolling
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Roll
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>>696339900
Roll
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>>696351524
Reroll
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>>696351533
Reroll
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>>696340159
Faggot
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Ja ja
>>
Roll
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JAWOHL
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>>696352930
Reroll
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HEIL
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roll
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K
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>>696353005
Rereroll
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>>696339900
This is a cool roll
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>>696339900
Die
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Roll
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>>696339900
Rolling because dubs
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>>696339900
8 get!
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>>696339900
Rollen
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Heil Hitler kameraden
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>>696339900
Ja
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rell
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>>696353378
Nein
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>>696339900
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>>696339900
Heil Hitler Kommandant.
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>>696353226
Woo. Looks like I'm on my way to speak with the Waffen SS recruiter.
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>>696339900
faggot
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>>696339900
Well...
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>>696339900
ssssss
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>>696353514
Oh shit
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>>696339900
sss
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>>696339900
Das ist der Fuhrer
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rollin
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>>696339900
lmo
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>>696339900
Das ist der Waffen SS. Schnell Komrade.
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im not a nigger
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roll
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>>696339900
Blondi? Wunderbar! Welkommen.
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DAS ROLLEN
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Ich rolle
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doishlayund
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dammit im a goddamn Jew
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>>696353930
rerollen
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>>696354013
x3
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>>696354007
wilkommen mr. James Bond !!!
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fucking nazi
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>>696353669
A nigger juden faggot you are.
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>>696339900
?
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>>696354197
lost papers
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ROLL
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>>696339900
i am der furher
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>>696354271
reroll
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>>696354334
damn so close
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>>696339900
Grüß Gott!
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>>696339900
wow hitlers dog
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rollan for poland
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Check em!
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>>696354500
wow, first try, too
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Here are my papers. I hope everything is in order
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>>696354525
check what?

lol GET
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>>696354666
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>>696339900
Wasser? Nein?
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>>696354666
6
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Rolling.
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cyka>>696354480
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Roll
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>>696339900
I really want to be Himmler
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>>696339900
Heil
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>>696339900
thup
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>>696339900
The Soviets did nothing wrong
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>>696355017
THE SOVIETS DID NOTHING WRONG!
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fuck it roll
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>>696354814
Svens
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>>696355060
YOU CAN'T HOLD ME!
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>>696355124
aww c'mon man
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>>696339900

power of the roll
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>>696339900
Hoe dont do it
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>>696339900
rollio
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>>696339900
Roll
>>
Baruch atah... SHIT I MEAN HEIL HITLER! HEIL HITLER!
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Rolling for homosex
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Ja heil!
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>>696339900
rolll
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>>696339900
oy vey I am German trust me goyium!
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>>696339900
Roll
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>>696355551
reroll
>>
Rawl
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>>696355455
reroll
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>>696355577
Reroll
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rolle
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Reroll
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>>696355455
Hm, you look kind of odd for a gestapo officer...
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>>696339900
Heil Hitler! Meine Papiere sollten in Ordnung sein.
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>>696339900
Ich bin kein Jude, bitte lasst Sie mir sofort gehen. Danke sehr.
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roll
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dubs get
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Roll
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reroll
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>>696355674
oy vey.
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Bow.
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Rolling like a Dell
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>>696355850
Reroll nigga wtf
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Me and my beautiful wives are on our way to enjoy Wagner's chip tune dance halling.
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>>696339900
Rolling 4 jews
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Roll
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Ich bin ein Ubermensch
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>>696355991
Fuck I'm metagaming now!
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