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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>696322403
Oh did I start an IRL thing?
Rory-sama claimed
>>696322291
Because Spiderman is my Burning Desire.
>>696322403
I am not tsun you... you... double nigger!
>>696322865
>>696322541
I love big dogs, but I feel like I'm better with medium sized dogs rather than large ones.
Shiro a best
>>696322865
>>696322999
Oh shit, she stolen nigga.
Iowa claimed
>>696322291
But clearly they can't seem to try something else man
Anyways last claim of the night. I'm done here later all!
>>696322984
Hello little cutie~
>>696322999
>>696323058
Nighty night.
![Kirino [222].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JHrprW3.jpg "Kirino [222].jpg")
Fuck off with your shitty waifus
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Claimu
>>696323016
That's fine, after all they're all still very cute.
So what do you guys think.
I have my house rented by some tenants. One in particular is a pretty cool guy, I talk to him whenever I see him walking around the house. My mom said that she wanted to give him the boot so that I could finally have my own room. I told her not to kick him out and she said ok.
Did I do the right thing? I thought for a bit that I was being a little hypocritical because I was always telling my mom that I wanted my own room. But then again, I like doing selfless acts.
>>696322746
I saw it but I felt like it was too long of a response time that had expired. How can running be bad for you?
>>696323054
Oh shit, You're cancerous nigga
>>696322999
Welp, I'll claim someone else, nice trips
>Sakuya
>>696322984
Who doesn't like dank maymays though? Make Up Your Mind.
>double nigger!
Ah the memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1rT6Vi5Ln4
>>696323058
When will they ever learn. Have a nice night man, sleep tight.
Best Android Girl Claimed
>>696322954
uhh not to my knowledge
>>696322984
you say no but your response says you are
>>696323156
Very true.
How about cats? Do you like them?
Sleep time. Later waifu.
>>696323184
Hey mang, I thought we /truce/ now?
>Megumeme.
>>696323163
I shouldn't say why.
>>696323360
Goodnight.
>>696323081
I am not cute, and am most certainly not little!
>>696323226
>What have I done
Ahhhhh, too early for puns. I have made a grave mistake!
>>696323309
The only thing my response says is that youz a koont.
>>696323383
Minumin hasn't been on in nearly a month I think, you made a truce with a different Megu.
>>696323336
They can be cute as well! though some breeds seem very creepy.
Best type moon claimed.
>>696323360
Goodnight shizu
>>696323389
I would really like to know.
Death star claimed
>>696323544
I start seeing and hearing things on my runs. And I don't know why.
>>696323422
nah it says that you're tsun
>>696323422
This is the future you asked for. Let the Grand Prix begin.
>>696323671
Hmm? What kind of things?
>>696323453
Creepy? How so?
I love cats, but I'm allergic, which sucks ass.
>>696323673
It says that I'm gunna kick your ass.
>>696323709
Reeeeeeeeee!
>I'm just gunna eat a Payday and try not to fall asleep now.
>>696323766
Mainly just your general spooky things.
>>696323448
That was me you double nigger
I got tje dropbox and I'm not done renaming all of them yet
>>696323383
But saying nigga is pretty cancerous
>>696323801
just digging the tsun hole deeper now~
>>696323906
The only hole I'm digging deeper is your ass with my boot!
>>696323821
What do they sound like? What do they look like?
>>696323772
Some of them seem weird and ugly, the cute ones are always fluffy.
My piece of happiness.
>>696323992
I'm not going to continue, sorry.
>>696324047
I see.
I like all different types of cats. I'm even thinking about trying my best to ignore my allergies and get one.
>>696324099
>>696324077
Hello. Nice dubs.
>>696324106
Hello to you too.
>>696324136
No! You can't leave me cliff hanging! I'm about to fall asleep soon!
Can someone explain the appeal of these threads to me?
No judgement, I just don't quite think that I get it.
>>696324245
I have no friends and have crippling depression, so I come here and waste the rest of my life away :^)
>>696324077
Kek
>>696324245
It's a circle jerk.
>>696324245
We discuss things. It's mainly for lonely fucks without many friends.
>>696324236
I am very sorry man, truly, but I don't want to continue this conversation. I don't want you to worry about me more.
Holy HERESY.
>sorry I went afk for a bit, didn't notice new thread
>>696321585
I know a guy, a lot of people say they hate talking about their war stories, but this guy is rather proud of his achievements.
>"I was a marksman in the middle east. It wasn't really an easy job, I did a lot to support our guys."
>"One time on a tough mission, we got ambushed by some sand niggers, I ended up picking off four or five of them as our guys repositioned. We managed to drive them off and get to our objective with only one or two wounded guys."
>Anyway space marines.
>>696323018
YESS BRAA
>>696323801
Don't "Reeeee", Let's Go! Come On.
>Last one I swear.
Ew, you like those things?
>>696323979
now now none of that you're not a rear admiral yet
>>696324245
its a place to make friends if you don't have many
>>696324216
It all depends, if you're able to overcome your allergies you could enjoy it but again, allergies could get in the way of everything so i'm not to sure what to say about that.
>>696324405
I want to marry Shiro
>>696324405
i want her to be mine, and mine alone
>>696324783
No.
>>696324584
Maki whhhhhhhy!?
What, you don't like nice salty nuts? :^)
>>696324604
>rear admiral
I'm fucking sending you a box full of pissed off wasps.
>its a place to make friends if you don't have many
That explains why you're here. :^)
fucker's gonna be mad?
>>696324329
>>696324365
>>696324405
>>696324604
Ah, General dIscussion then. That sounds nice. I may join you some day.
What's the general opinion on avatar usage of characters that aren't your waifu?
Moreover, how do you all define a waifu?
>>696324851
boii's or girls? (plz boys)
>blood running to penis
>>696324660
me 2
>>696324405
Well now it's more a thing about me worrying about myself.
>>696324851
>box full of pissed off wasps
1. thats redundant and 2. theres no need to be upset
and im only here because you got me to stop lurking again
>>696324971
A waifu is somebody you find super appealing and usually attractive. (generally 2D, from an animu, vidya game, or other. 3D is trash)
>I choose Space Marines because Space Marines are badass as hell.
>>696325012
>Filenames, do you read them
>>696325112
Why, because they're always pissed off?
And no, my jimmies have been rustled!
>>696324605
Maybe I should go a little at a time? Maybe I can try to get used to my girlfriends cats first.
>>696324851
I've been training for this.
Nope, can't say I do. Although I'm pretty sure you like being salty, as shown :^)
omfg let me smash it god
>>696324971
A waifu is a fictional character that you love. It's fine to claim a 2D character that isn't your waifu.
>>696325109
Why?
>>696325171
When i see your filenames all i see is cute
>>696325224
the fuck is this grinder cunt
>>696325171
yes they're always pissed off and whatever could have gotten your jimmies all rustled
>>696325224
oh yeah i can confirm makoto here is a salt mine
>>696325273
>>696325224
Jesus, you two are cheekier than a Harley Davidson festival.
>>696325321
Rory pls, that doesn't even make sense!
>>696325400
You know damn well what! And I am not a slat mine you fuccboi!
>>696325285
>>696325117
Hm. Noted.
I'll make sure to get good and lonely and join y'all some day.
>>696325208
That sounds like the best idea, i hope it works out.
>>696324907
Nice Knife.
>>696325285
Nightmares and more. I need to hear the ending as a resolution so I can end it.
>>696325400
Anyone can confirm that.
>>696325493
My old buddy use to come here before he found a lady who loved him, its a good way to ride the waves of loneliness, its comforting.
>Anyway Space Marine Man is out for tonight, its like 4AM, luckily I have the week off, I'm tired. Later!
>>696325533
.......
>>696325493
We shall be waiting, future claimer. I'll welcome you when the day comes. Take care now.
>>696325610
Oh you wanna play with guns do you? You want me to bring mine to San Diego?
>>696325516
Thank you. I hope it works out too.
Maybe I'll get a ragdoll cat or something.
They're fluffy and cute.
>>696325493
Okie dokie, see ya around dude.
>>696325533
I make things to be out what they're actually not, like a tree as a person. Sometimes I see black figures too. Sounds are generally just footsteps, like someone creeping up on me.
>better?
>>696325610
Cute Tsun's are always salty.
>>696325698
Wat. When you get here?
>>696325438
>face
>>696325273
Ass
>>696324907
Feet
can some one find the boobies! then will be completed
>>696325372
How about you try that again so you're comprehensible this time.
>>696325400
Saltier than the Utah Salt Flats?
>>696325491
When it's this easy, it's hard to not be breeki.
I think a few anons are getting lewd.
>>696325718
I knew you were a gun addict!
>>696325749
I am not cute, tsun, salty, or any combination of the three!
>>696325870
That fucker lives in Utah, he's the salty cunt if anyone!
>Well, I guess I don't call you Breeki for nothing.
>>696325796
Huh? I'm not the one you think I am.
>>696325491
i havent the slightest idea why and i know you you're not a slat mine, its nothing but salt as far as the eye can see
also i take no responsibility for any of this
>>696325870
yep, way saltier
![Kirino [248].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YMdxCkH.jpg "Kirino [248].jpg")
>>696325493
See you one day, I guess.
Good luck.
>>696325727
Fluffy and cute is the best way to go.
>>696325964
>>696324329
I'll be gone for a short while, probably not in time for next thread, so I'm leaving it up to one of you two to bake.
>>696325749
That happens to me, except I'm a paranoid fuck so...
>>696325964
Let them. I'm going to sleep in a bit.
>>696326015
I'm not, you're the one who was holding a gun not me.
>>696326044
Huh? Then who are you?
Hello everyone
>>696326354
Hi there, how are you?
>Ika
>>696326015
Maybe so but his salt isn't being spilled at the moment. Yours is flowing out.
>>696326052
That's some next-gen salt right there.
>>696326052
If I'm so salty, then I'm giving you paper cuts and rubbing myself into the wounds. Prick.
>>696326198
That was a potato shooter, you're the one that thought it was a gun.
>>696326354
Ayyy Mio.
>>696326354
What up?
>>696326188
Ill bake if it comes to it.
>>696326198
The original one left me with their pics of their waifu, so why not?
do me, anon
>>696326076
Very very true.
Fluffy and cute is good.
>>696326620
Okay
>>696326419
>If I'm so salty, then I'm giving you paper cuts and rubbing myself into the wounds. Prick.
That's the realest salt I've seen. Also, police shoot people because of bb guns that look real so it's no surprise that normal people can make mistakes.
>>696326498
What? What happened to the first Sanae?
>>696326475
Rory bakes are shit
>>696326397
Oh hey, I'm good. Something I ordered just finally arrived which is good. You?
>>696326419
Oh hello, how's it going?
>>696326475
Not much, just thought I'd come in the thread as I forgot to yesterday. You?
>>696326724
Left. I think.
>>696326713
ta..that..was fun, mayyy ,maybe we can do this again some time. anon. would you like that?
>she moves closer to your face
>eyes a locked
>>696326654
God damn it now i want to hug something big and soft.
>>696326405
yep truly next gen salt levels, he'd fit right in on /v/ with how salty he is
>>696326419
>promising to cut and rub yourself all over me
my you are a lewd one tonight
>>696326792
Ooo, nice. What'd you order? (If it's not to personal) I'm going to visit family tomorrow.
>>696326886
What? No...
Guys, is that true above?
>>696326951
Me too.
But my dog is downstairs, and it's dark and I'm a pussy.
>>696326951
>>696326405
It is not! I don't have a lick of salt in me!
>>696326724
It is not salt!
It's uhh, sugar.
>>696326792
I'm being teased by half the thread... again.
How bout you?
>>696327017
......you are one kinky son of a bitch, ain't you?
SHE'S
ALMOST
HERE
I'm just glad I never see her here either.
>>696327112
Same here, though it's downstairs and i'm too lazy to get up right now, surprised you don't have some kind of flashlight.
>>696327160
Face is cute but the rest is weird.
>>696327184
yep, its why i also like iris heart
>>696327046
Ummmm, why concerned?
my cuteyy
>>696326354
Morning m8. How goes?
>>696327017
Wouldn't even be surprised if he actually post on /v/. Shows the characteristics.
>>696327184
You're naturally salty.
>>696327537
wrong place m8
>>696327046
It was a Mio figure, I'll probably post a picture later on when I get one. Oh that sounds good, I hope you enjoy it
>>696327184
Why are you being teased? I'm okay, just about to go get something to eat
>>696327501
It goes okay, just about to eat something. You?
>>696327537
Nice pitcher
>>696327414
Fucking dick horns.
>>696327501
I have actually never been to /v/, except when linked to threads by, ironically, that cunt.
>>696327576
I'm being teased about being salty.
I wish these threads were permanetly pruned, or at least moved to >>>/trash/
Akiko claimed
Good day friends
Clear skies, a cold wind and the swellows in the sky bring the promise of a good day
>>696327184
You sour. Like a lemon. Or a sour patch kid.
Sour, sweet, gone. I'm just waiting for the last step to happen.
>>696327441
Wait no for real, are you the old Sanae?
>>696327576
Wow that's cool. And yeah, I hope I enjoy it too. They'll be going to a water park while I stay behind.
>>696327334
I do have one, but still.
I don't like leaving my room when it's dark.
Oh well.
I'm going to bed, Nui anon.
See ya.
>>696327767
Ohayou
>>696327789
WOOOOOW! WHAT THE FUCK?! Rood!
>>696327767
Hello there. Where did you get that comment from? I need some words like that.
>ika
>>696327683
What was you salty about?
>>696327789
Indeed, I'm glad I brought it. Why are you staying behind?
>>696327807
See ya, Asuka Anon!
>>696327789
I'm a jerk..Jaja
I'm the original one. Just teasing ya.
Goodnight and take care..
>>696327873
WOOOOOW! WHAT THE FUCK?! Cute!
>>696327991
Can we share her?
I want to fill sanae with my cum
wise words for all you degenerate waifufags
>>696327873
>>696328010
WOOOOOOW! WHAT THE FUCK!? THANKS KOJIMA!
>>696327873
Lol ok I'm sorry! You know I was kidding. But it was funny right?
>>696327947
Because my mom is cheap ass that's why.
>>696327991
Oh my God! Don't do that! You nearly had me shitting dude! I'm glad you're still here.
>>696327847
Good morning Shiro
>Ohayou
Sachi's ohayou is finished. i'll give it to him when he gets back
Next one is Miho
>>696327902
Greetings Ika, it's been a while since I saw you
>Where did you get that comment from?
Those are my words. I'm a poet so I guess they come naturally. I usually try to not sound too poetic in here
> I need some words like that.
Like what?
https://youtu.be/37r9aqTxhBQ?list=RD37r9aqTxhBQ
>>696327947
I wasn't salty about anything!
>>696328010
Am not! Where did you even come from?!
>>696328231
I'm deeply hurt...
>Not really, but I'm gunna act like I was.
>>696328346
Lurkers gonna lurk, cutie
>>696327576
Sounds good. Watched the sun rise, waiting for the slumber to take me.
>>696327683
You still went there and some of the salt rubbed off on you.
>>696328231
Jaja
I'm so sorry. Glad to see you're still here too.
I'll go to sleep now.
>>696328346
seemed about as salty as the water we were in when we were playing grab ass
something to ponder as you start your day, anon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>696328246
Yeah I had gone to a friend's house like a week ago and I came back like 2 days ago. Stopped by yesterday for a bit but today I'm here for longer.
In need of some more goodvibe copypastas.
>>696328346
>Not really, but I'm gunna act like I was.
Of course you are. That's what make a tsun a tsun.
>>696328505
Yeah... You too...
Goodnight!
>>696328442
Truly the best lurker in these threads.
>>696328498
Nuh uh.
>>696328519
I'm gunna... gunna.... know what, I'm not gunna tell you. You won't be expecting it then.
>>696328613
How does that make me tsun?!
>>696328231
Oh that sucks, huh.
>>696328346
Then why are you being teased? Oh my
>>696328498
That sounds so nice oh gosh.
the people in this thread, if you can even call them 'people' need to be nuked like 1940's Japan
Guess i'll go now as well, see ya, anons.
>>696328693
Oh, did I forget the definition of a tsun? It must be the time of the day. Yeah, I think I'm going to sleep.
>>696328721
Yup I'll be alone with my immediate family doing nothing but watching tv.
Ok guys my brain is starting to fail me (I think) so I'm done for the day. Goodnight everyone!
image limit hit, now go fucking kill yourselves already you useless, degenerate drain on society.
>>696329041
Source?
>>696324047
Why is nui so fine, waifu anon?
