need more turtle pics like this one, also, cringe thread
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need more turtle pics like this one, also, cringe thread
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>>696318809
Nice copy-pasta anon.
>implying no ones seen this clearly fake garbage before
>>696317206
Would corrupt/10
>>696319509
Loving that totally out of place well-dressed asian dude on the far left clearly there for the free cake and beer lolol
>>696319338
>implying the garbage memes everyone dumps in these threads haven't also been seen by everyone else a bajillion times
>>696319802
>>696319802
Fair point anon.
10/10 would imply again
Halb Liter!
you lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
>>696318809
No bs this is the first pasta I ever saw in here and I haven't seen it since till today
moar
>>696321091
u contribute too
>>696318809
My favorite copy-pasta. It has been a while since I last read it.
>>696318809
eat less california rolls
![nikobellic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4PMGQm5.jpg "nikobellic[1].jpg")
>>696319509
So these are the Amyerican tytties my cousin tyold me about.
>>696317206
How many people actually fall for this?
>>696315986
looks like Connor MacLeod and Egon Spengler had a baby
>>696318809
Didn't he die?
>>696317737
>rancid swine
gets me every time
>>696322000
Wow, I got trips, nice.
>>696322053
>>696320371
I thought it was a cringe, not a ylyl thread
>>696322214
>>696322168
want to smash that face on the ground
>>696322048
>rancid swine
>gets me every time
Every time this picture is posted
>>696315950
Fuck off Jack Black
>>696320371
T_T
>>696317206
She's actually cute. This type of girl is often a lard castle.
>>696319509
>tfw the 5/10s keep their tits covered
>>696322864
>rancid swine
>gets me every time
Every time this picture is posted
>Every time this comment is posted
>>696323633
not cringe, rage
>>696316729
>>696325248
Waddup ervrybo-ay! *crunch* *smack*
>>696315986
Fixed
>>696321086
Holy shit that's chris chan
>>696319434
this is obv a joke page man
>>696326006
What happens when /b/ breaks their toy.
>>696326157
He's dying by the way
>>696326158
I start to question why a lot of them wear fadoras knowing that fadoras will make them super square. Its like they don't know about the internet at all
>>696326157
Had no idea he became an tranny. Not that I really care all that much but he gets posted here so much I'm just surprised I haven't seen this before.
>>696326158
>the smell
>>696326382
He made his own "vagina"
It's self inflicted, he cut himself or something and he believes he actually "grew" a vagina due to taking pills and watching white noise videos that would supposedly make him get breasts and a vagina. But really what this is, it's just a flesh wound type of thing, possibly with puss underneath, waiting to kill him.
Also he fingers it. It'll become infected since it's just a wound after all
>>696322317
Is that this >>696321730 person?
>>696326261
>>696326684
Holy fuck. Is he dying due to his newly found penchant of mutilating his own genitals?
>>696326845
u bet i am
>>696322141
sad tbh
>>696319509
TFW the guy in the middle has bigger boobs than all the "girls"
>>696318316
Those cookies look good.
>>696326847
These are the people that are the absolute fucking worst.
>>696326939
>>696315950
John Chucklesworth in the lower right
>>696322336
kek
>>696318507
I had a nice little Hydrocodone buzz going and you ruined it.
>>696326845
Well, considering it's just a literal open wound, and he fingers it, yes.
It's bound to get infected and I'm sure it already is, with puss and shit
>>696317278
Look at them discount trainers.
>>696319434
I swear 80% of these atheist fedora posts are made up by christfags insecure in their own beliefs.
>>696326847
Jesus fucking Christ, these fucking girls thinking over-the-top bullshitting comments on photos of ugly girls is good karma. They're out there nodding smugly, believing they've made a difference and will soon either put a filter over their profile picture or go one better and make an outraged post about middle eastern attacks not being extensively covered by the media.
>>696319509
The two Asians up front are cute.
>>696318316
At least he has a birthday party.
I blow my birthdays playing games and being autistic.
>>696327336
the point is the only ones without their tits out are the ones we actually want to see
>>696323220
That boy have style
>>696321873
> Don't add this to your fetish blog
Way ahead of you there...
>>696321730
WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER GIVE SAUCE
I WANT TO RAAAIIIIID RRRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>696327550
Oh, I got it. I was just trying desperately to find something redeeming in the photo.
>>696326684
That looks too clean cut to be self inflicted. Are we sure he didn't pay a doctor?
>>696328131
Nope, he's lying saying that he did go to a doctor though
>>696318316
Not really cringe imo... Just really sad
>>696328390
How do you know?
Wait a minute why do I care. Fuck.
>>696327876
Alpha tbh
>>696327317
I thought that they were talking about the piggy.
>>696317206
obvious bait
>>696315903
ahh quality right off the bat
>>696319509
seems like a cool party
>>696322141
I don't get what is cringey? He might go out with his mates later. Or maybe he just wants to spend his 20th with his parents after coming back from Uni
>>696326847
actually she is really cute
>>696315950
whers the cringe? I like how the huge guy totally owns the desperate cameraman by smiling for his pathetic attempt at proving to himself that someone(for the love of god anyone) is more lame than him.
>>696329453
u may dont get it because u relate to
>>696329251
Alpha boi right here.
>>696329805
Not really, I just don't understand what is wrong with him spending his birthday with his family.
>>696327987
fucking classic
>>696319974
this isn't cring u desperate faggot...
>>696320565
Wow, welcome to /b/
>>696329793
>proving to himself that someone(for the love of god anyone) is more lame than him.
How on earth do you come to a conclusion like that? Makes me believe you're a cringy autist yourself
What's much more likely is that the cameraman is simply a member of the group that took a picture just for the sake of taking a picture
>>696317206
if you have to say "im not a slut"
then you are a slut
>>696317206
Excellent quality bait.
I hope the guy who put this together dumped all the ridiculous responses he got somewhere...
>>696330998
These threads terrify me, i have two boys under 2y/o and i look at the complete missfits in these threads and think to myself "your kids could end up like any one of these losers"
>>696331448
>>696320371
so they know "hauptquartier" but "der führer ist tod" is to hard?
>>696323687
the name scratched out by paint its the cringe I see... autists making fun of people..lol
>>696319509
so the nation of islam was right?
>>696331563
>>696331760
>>696325222
these trips to rule them all
>>696327234
What is it with autismos and sonic?
>>696322621
is that a promotional corona fedora? too nice
>>696321744
had to kek
>>696323986
every time i see this photo, i want to throw up, how oily and greasy he is.
>>696315870
i think it's cute
>>696332374
cuntcunt
>>696332374
there is no webm to this pic
>>696330773
u think im autistic and ur calling me cringey? wow man. that's sad as fuck.. im really sorry that u have to be u man.. i hope things get better for u buddy.. again. im sooo so sorry that ur forced to be u.. i cant imagine how it must feel.. u poor poor thing..
>>696329453
look at his face and tell me u think he has friends
>>696324440
>If I keep lying and avoid the questions they'll think she's real
bottom right
>>696330998
>>696331368
proud, brave, strong and resilient
>>696326684
It's not exactly self-inflicted, it's just his infection from his taint piercing splitting open.
>>696333514
original cringe.. someone screen cap this post.. faggot thinks that's the only cringy part...
>>696330579
This mafacka looks like Bruce Dickenson from Iron Maiden.
>>696326684
>>696333663
yall motha fuckas need jesus...
>>696325222
>night elf princess
kek
>>696315870
plz tell me /b/ is that a boi or gurl?
>>696327914
>that inconsistent rhyme scheme
>that godawful meter
>suddenly rhyming in the same line
>>696325222
Alpha as fuck. Also checked
>>696334113
>I am a dude, and I am into a rather strange fetish called "male urethral play"
>>696330579
What parents does someone have to have to look like that
>>696334117
u know whats cringier? anime reaction pics
>>696325586
Is the cringe the try-hard caption?
>>696326847
probably will never meet her but id love too
yeah shes ugly , so what?
not like im a model
>>696327853
its not the 1920s
ponies are for fags.
>>696327157
holy shit im dying
>>696326847
this just makes me sad
>>696327157
Not cringe just cheesy white family photo
>>696334430
>he's triggered by anime on anime website
never post in this fucking thread ever again
>>696334430
why is the pic not complete.. the fucks wrong with u... what have u done correctly today...
>>696333720
Actually the guy on the bottom right is just the funniest part in my opinion.
>>696334762
>>696334753
>>696334117
lol u mad?
>>696330579
She looks like fucking Dave Mustaine.
>>696326006
Yup, shits changed man
>>696316729
>>696322872
you're denting someone's car roof you fucking turd nut
>>696330839
PLEASE KILL ME
>>696317278
Zika survivor.
>>696334897
it was a joke u sensitive bitch.. sorry i hurt ur little butt butt
>>696335116
alpha as fuck
>>696335370
yes he mad
>>696333514
i think its rather good for amateurs
>>696315870
Guys i think i found a winner
https://youtu.be/occJZ4HDSTk
>>696320647
>60% enemy.
>>696319724
Haha yea my 1st thought exactly
>>696326783
Cheer up m8
>>696320371
:'(
>>696335656
>when the head turns
>>696322651
Matt seems like a genuinely kind fellow.
What the fuck is the cunt doing on the internet?
>>696334897
>>696335412
>he
nobody detected ur samefag, i promise....
>>696325535
lost so hard
>>696317737
the incessant need to mention chess gets me every time
Nothing near as cringe-worthy as my life.
Lmao.
>>696335874
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>696322336
never kek'd so fucking hard in my life before
>>696335706
im diing.. its soo fucking real ..lmao
>>696318316
>>696328398
He has a loving family. Kid looks happy. Not cringe.
>>696335792
thanks man, i was looking for this one
>>696321730
I can feel his breath on me it's fucking disgusting
>>696318750
I don't watch animu what is this from and is there more to the cringe than him being a fucking weeb?
https://youtu.be/occJZ4HDSTk
Wake me up
>>696319509
How fucked up is it that this turned me on?
>>696318316
This is fucking idubbz.
https://youtu.be/occJZ4HDSTk
Wake me up inside
>>696317494
I bet he wasted an entire cartridge of ink on that shit.
https://youtu.be/occJZ4HDSTk
Please kill me
>>696335116
god the crocs...
hahahaha 10/10 kids getting laid
>>696325581
now youre the cringey one
>>696336758
>loose lightbulb in psu
https://youtu.be/occJZ4HDSTk
You just lost fr
>>696321730
WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
>>696335781
fuck those tiles though... now I'm hard
>>696318809
at least he do something else than shitposting all day all night
>>696337020
Tile guy?
https://youtu.be/occJZ4HDSTk
>>696318316
I see no cringe. His family cares enough to throw him a birthday. That's awesome.
https://youtu.be/occJZ4HDSTk
You just lost fr
https://youtu.be/yMk-2X5dKek
>>696332374
I just wanted tits man. . . Not some voodoo magic shit.
>>696327306
This guy gets it.
At least 80%, probably 100.
>>696322141
This worries me because my 20th is this weekend
https://youtu.be/yMk-2X5dKek
Look at this cringy shit
>>696335792
> oh haha
>>696322000
The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house. Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. “Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu.” Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. “Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan”. The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama. Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. “Arigato.” Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. “Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan”, they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.
>>696337440
Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it’s more terrifying than that, it’s an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, “minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!” The kids couldn’t understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama’s mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew “Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!” The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. “sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake”, he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. “Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me” The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; “Nippon banzai!”.
>>696335116
>Pussy Destroyer
1337/10
>>696336614
More like dillon the hacker
>>696335781
It's supposed to be a cringe thread, not a kek thread
>>696332374
first time this shit made me kek
>>696337011
this is how I imagine any 4chan meetup to be like
>>696332374
Okay this one is actually pretty good
>>696318316
>7
Hey man someone home made a cake for that kid, Ill say hes lucky.
>>696337485
wake me up when Ken-sama discovers his penis has magical powers and starts to impregnate Japanese loli's.
please
>>696331620
tot*
>>696318809
>>696333977
here come that ????
- oh shit wadup
>>696325535
Kek at give him angry eyebrows
>>696315870
ya but does she have any nudes though?
I've never been able to determine if turtle is a male or female. I know I hate him or her. Oc in exchange for answers.
>>696335975
why the fuck would you do that?
dem air hands doe..
>>696334806
Man, how do you end up like that? antropomorphic cars? Is that a legit fetish? Even knowing that is nearly autistic how much i love my bike hopefully i'm not that autistic
>>696324941
He'd actually be decent looking if he groomed his beard a little and grew it our in the right places
>>696320594
I've seen this pic a lot of times and I always ask myself the same
Are the Wall-E forums real? If so what the fuck what are they about? and how the fuck do you turn Wall-E into a fucking dragon what is she talking about
I feel triggered by this person
This thread is now a mike wazowski thread
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5CeYwEnqw
>>696338765
i feel sorry for her
shes obviously autistic as fuck
that isnt even cringe its just fucking sad
>>696335975
hawt
>>696325434
>>696326847
>ignore my face
Fucking impossible if you look like an evil witch
>>696335874
ohh man top fucking KEK
>>696335706
theis faces are priceless. he's just dealing with that shit and she's embarrassed af. and the two white girls think they're doing something good
>>696315950
just a bunch of typical american people
>>696337120
nope tile guy is from /v/ he's just b8ing
