You've chosen a trial by combat and must face The Mountian. Who do you pick as your champion?
>>696292033
His brother the Hound
>>696292033
I choose The Mountain
He must battle himself and therefore kill himself, ridding myself of my adversary.
Zed.
>>696292033
Lyanna Fucking Mormont
>>696292033
a dude with a gun
keemstar just so he would die.
>>696292464
/thread
>>696292033
Tony Montana
>>696292501
Really think a gun would take the fucker down? He's a guy who can rip a dudes skull for his body.
>>696292707
he is still made out of flesh and bones. Shoot the head, the rest fails. Anatomy 101
my attack helicopter friend
>>696292033
Adolf Ghostler since he claims his fists are weapons
>>696292252
CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPED
Brian Shaw
>>696292033
wun wun motherfucker
A fucking Wildling Giant with a fucking tree as a weapon.
He's a big guy
>>696292033
batman ftw
You already know
The Sword of The Morning
Jon Snow. The King in the North.
>>696292502
Don't cute yourself on that edge friend!
Dosia x god ofc!
Hitler. He has a great KD
>>696292591
I dont watch the show what does she do
I fight him myself. He's big but slow, and I'm a purple belt in karate and currently taking Krav Maga classes.
5'9 179 lbs, pussies
>>696293388
For you
>>696293499
You mean the faggot that got owned by a bunch of hobbits?
Tom Bombadil.
>>696292033
Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
The fight would be instantaneously over.
>>696292033
Musclebob buffpants
Greg YOU FUCKING NIGGER Greg!
FLORM YOU FUCKING NIGGER FLORM! Greg YOU FUCKING NIGGER Greg!
FLORM YOU FUCKING NIGGER FLORM! Greg YOU FUCKING NIGGER Greg!
FLORM YOU FUCKING NIGGER FLORM! Greg YOU FUCKING NIGGER Greg!
FLORM YOU FUCKING NIGGER FLORM! Greg YOU FUCKING NIGGER Greg!
FLORM YOU FUCKING NIGGER FLORM! Greg YOU FUCKING NIGGER Greg!
FLORM YOU FUCKING NIGGER FLORM!
>>696292501
Who would win
a dude with a gun
or a gun with a dude
>>696293663
Basically just a bad ass 8 year old who saved the north.
>>696293388
For dubs
>>696292033
Congestive heart failure.
>>696293753
>>696293357
Best answer.
>>696292033
Easy, I choose the most dangerous person on the show.
>>696293977
chekd and kek'd
Inverted nipples is my champion
>>696293605
>>696293605
It's far too late, his edge has already rendered him cuter than is bearable. But I do hear that keemstar is kinda fucky.
>>696294094
10/10 WOULD BANG!
Top-tier MILFFF
>>696293753
I don't remember it going down like that
>>696292033
JOHN CENA
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>>696293694
You look like the kind of kid that will go on a shooting rampage. Socialize more, karate less. Life is not really about fighting
Just me, my SKS, and 1 round
>>696293977
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>696293751
top zoz
I bet my life on Ser Arthur Dayn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTJEZXtr94
>>696294252
more like gilf
she bangs without the collar on
>>696293977
Trashed
>>696292707
KeK
>>696293694
6'3 220 pounds faggot. I'd kill you in a second
>>696294375
>You go for the head and you miss cause your a shit shot
>graze neck he rushes you and kills you
>>696293977
I wasn't even trying that time
>>696292033
>>696294158
Broxxigar or sargeras? they would both destroy
King Hulk
>>696294164
Keem is just a dude who starts shit and "ruins" peoples careers, personally all the big youtube guys that hate him are faggots like leafyisqueer.
>>696292252
easy
I choose Mephiston of the Blood Angels as my champion!
He's a psychic close combat monster in heavy armor. He has Transfixing Gaze which breaks enemy heroes' morale. I think I'm living through this one, so long as I can pay his points cost and he doesn't spontaneously combust in a blaze of psychic bullshit.
Sorry for my bad english... I am watching the first episode of season 8 and I think this guy Viper can beat whatever he wants.
>he will sit in the iron throne
I chose MADCAT piloted by myself.
Reactor online. Sensors online. Weapons online. All systems nominal.
>>696292375
>not picking the obvious better choice shen
>>696294589
How can you miss that faggot.
3/10 for making me reply
>>696292033
Checked. Me. I would fuck him up.
the mother fucking hound!
One of those dragons. Then if they say I can't use a dragon I just say "fuck you I have a dragon" and set everyone on fire.
If you have only 1 round it's better to shoot for the torso area. Larger chance of hitting something vital like his heart, lungs, or stomach. After that throw the gun at him as he chases you around and fatigues and dies.
>>696292033
Another Mountaian fight fire with fire
Meryn fucking Trant
>>696292033
I pick a couple flight of stairs.
Fat ass won't last.
>>696294635
I would put him up against a 4chan Captcha. He'd have no chance against The Mountains
>>696292033
This guy
>>696294769
Well, trial by combat is normally against someone similarly armed. Does he get a clan mech of his choice?
Also, why does this sound like a fantastic idea for a crossover series?
>>696294679
>first episode of season 8 and
i bet that duel will be mindblowing
>>696294769
>as if you could fucking pilot one.
>>696295055
He usually as armour on. The bullet would still pierce, but it wouldn't have much impact.
He who never dies
>>696295377
that guys so small lol
>>696295568
Dodgeroll too strong!
>>696295500
>The bullet would still pierce, but it wouldn't have much impact.
No chance
>>696295500
Exactly my case for fatiguing him. It'll pierce and hit something and he'll bleed out if not die instantaneously. As long as you're not fat as fuck you could run around the ring for a mile until he collapses.
Kim Kardashian so the rest of the world can live in peace and be a better place.
I CHOOSE MY CHAMPION
>>696292033
I need no champion. You either die as a warrior facing your fear or you live knowing you are better than you thought you were. No matter the out come it is a win
>>696293031
Underrated post
ser arthur dayne
>>696295397
"Gah, stepped in a Stark!"
>>696295397
Sure, he can have a mech up to but not exceeding 75 tons. Since he can hardly read let alone operate 31st century machinery, I got this in the bag.
Yeah it would be a cool crossover, all the female mech pilots would be topless of course
it would be a tie
>>696295755
couldn't i simply shoot the fucker with a shotgun myself?
this bitch
>>696296002
Christ, Steve looks like shit these day. Is he sick? Hooked on smack? A terminal cuck?
>>696293886
How exactly did she save the north...
If dubs, goku kills the mountain
>>696295454
>implying i can't
>>696296331
last one
>>696293759
Please he'd kick everyone's ass
>>696296383
Goku's head popped like that Targaryen cunt.
>>696293886
>Saved the north
>Gave like 40 guys to Jon
>SAVED THE NORTH
>>696296341
Told the rest of the northern lords to to wipe the sand out of there vaginas and stand behind Jon Snow.
>>696293388
For deux...
>>696292252
GET HYPE
>>696292707
>rip a dudes skull for his body
>>696296533
Winrar
>>696295454
Dude he just needs to mash buttons until everyones dead
>>696292033
Fight Ice with Ice.
>>696292033
i choose the crazy scientist guy who makes the dragon fire and gun powder, the mountain is no match for a crude gun
ed
>>696293753
And he originally died cause some guy cut his ring finger off.
>>696293849
underrated
Terry Cruz
>>696292033
I choose OP
>>696293762
Is that some weeaboo shit?
>>696296717
Or that one guy from /k/ who accidentally started a forest fire using napalm shotgun shells
>>696292033
Hickok45
The Fabulous Spheroid Brothers
>>696296548
*their
>>696292033
Based Robert
>>696293357
Fucking this
>>696292033
Robocop
>>696296981
Yeah but you dont need to be a weeaboo to see that it's a fuckton bigger than the entire universe
>>696292838
In the book he doesn't have a head.
if dubs i kill him
Hafþór JúlÃus Björnsson
Are we talkin regular Mountain or Zombie Mountain?
>>696294667
>He's a psychic close combat monster in heavy armor
Pussy twilight sparkling vampire Marine, for real close combat I fucking choose Sigismund, the fucking first Emperor's Champion, founder of the Black Templars
>>696292033
>>696293977
>>696292033
The Viper, but I make him wear a football helmet.
>>696296061
amen, /b/rother. To die in battle is to live forever
>>696294679
The Mountain is fucked/
>>696297445
>mfw
The lord of light
>>696292033
JOHN CEEENA
>>696296600
>He hasn't pulled out a person't entire nervous system from his body via their skull
>>696297576
Dammit I wanted to pick him.
>>696292375
>>696294770
>Knowing wtf either of those cartoon characters are.
>>696292033
I win
>>696296331
>terminal cuck
That actually made me burst out laughing. Well done, anon.
Geralt of Riva
to lazy to upload a pic
>>696298148
>from his body
>for his body
Pick one.
Um, I'd select masie williams.
>>696298233
He who stands with me shall be my brother
Also, nice dubs
>>696297093
Hahaha, yes.
>Hello again everyone, Hickok45 here.
>Today Mr. Mountain... Maybe Moun-Tane? I don't know. Anyhow, he challenged me to a duel.
>I'm going to be using a 15th century Flemish crossbow
>It's a wonderful weapon
>I wish I could use my Glock, though...
>(Meanwhile, The Mountain is charging across the field, screaming)
>I'm not too used to this sort of thing, my first couple of bolts might be a bit off...
>(He looses a bolt, hits The Mountain square in the chest. Before anyone can react, he looses five more into The Mountain's face.)
>Well, that was fun.
>>696296533
He was Dornish not Targaryen was this an intentional troll response or are you a fucking dolt?
(hmu when you get done googling the definition of dolt)
>>696294607
Well Broxigar is kill, so unless we're allowing our champion to be resurrected for the purposes of this fight then I'd say he means Sargeras.
>>696293357
Winning this fight
>>696292707
I wish I could rip a dudes skull for his body
>>696298593
This is an underrated post even though nobody has had time to rate it yet.
Fucking 420/69, 5/7 idgaf love it.
>>696294375
So you could miss with one of the shittiest actions made?? It's a cheap spin off a dragunov to cater aesthetically to people that don't know shit about firearms.
>>696296134
Yeah... he already survived a tie...-
a tie from poisoning...
You are a grade A dumbass.
Myself, obviously.
>>696297981
Clever. Very clever.
>>696299073
(not the guy you responded to) and yet it is a fucking gun vs. a sword and no matter how shitty it operates the likelihood of the first round going off are 99.8% and being a gun snob (I own guns too and was military) doesn't make te fucking thing not fire a bullet you Mc.Donald's Vs. Burger King tier cunt.
The Mountain gets wounded, the cunt with the gun gets crushed, the Mountain dies of slow bleeding and everyone watching wins.
Jesus non existent Christ give me the 17 seconds of my life I needed to respond to you back.
there is no one who is even remotely close to him in size and strength. If we are talking all of the lore and any person I would choose arthur dayne though.
cant lose
>>696292033
Good grief
>>696299011
Why, hello there /k/omrade!
>>696299366
Jesus wept
>>696292033
This guy.
Really anyone with a katana since it is a much more superior sword that even a novice would cut through his weak gajin blade.
>>696292033
> My champion thus chosen.
> Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls dying times here...
> Behold the baddest motherfucker in the whole damn valley.
> Geralt of Rivia!
>Thrill me...
>>696292033
The demon shadow baby I blew in Melisandre.
>>696298007
>>696292033
The only correct answer...
good luck
>>696299366
John and Sam's test tube babby.
>>696296341
>How exactly did she save the north...
BY SAVING THE NORTH
GAME OF THRONE WALKING DEAD THE HOUND CERSI JON SNOW OH GOD I LOVE MAINSTREAM SHIT SO MUCH
>>696292033
BOLBI WILL SLAP AND CLAP THAT BITCH INTO THE SHADOW REALM.
>>696292591
>/thread
meme character in a meme TV show
>>696293167
He is ded ded motherfucker
>>696292033
>>696293357
Honestly this or a super Op choice like Goku would be the answer.
Guts' sword would own the mountain now being as he is undead
>>696294158
You best be talking about brox you nigger.
idk, I guess my neighbour mike.
he's pretty big but he doesnt really like me so I dont know if he would do it, I'd have to ask him.
>>696298099
Implying gwyn is anything other than a pawn to the legend
>>696296546
Are you retarded? She did (>>696296548)
easy
a bigger mountain
>>696292033
Sir Galahad, the chaste
>>696301411
He isn't called good guy mike for nothing.
exodia
>>696301411
kekd and chekd
>>696292033
the one true god.
>>696301692
>an edge to surpass shadow
you don't stand a chance
>>696298286
then he'll nuke Norway to shit
>>696295150
Why? He's just a pedophile who can overcome young girls, hes not that tall, he doesnt weigh much, and I doubt hes a great fighter.
jared
it would depend what mountain he is, I mean if hes like mt Fuji or some shit then I would just choose mount everest. but if he's already chosen mt Everest then I would have to go inter-planetary and choose Olympus mons
>>696301836
Ser Jorah from house Friendzone
>>696297459
Incredibly underrated post.
>>696300811
FUCK YEA BOLBI
>>696292033
I think Candlejack would be a great ch
>>696293615
Dosia Sex God, and in that photo he looks like he is about to shit his pants and vomit at the same time.
>>696292033
Any one of the stronk womyn characters with their +10 billion plot armor.
>>696302281
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU-
>>696299073
Really? Because the Dragunov was designed ten years later, chambered in a different caliber, and was intended for a different roll when it was in service. You know-nothing faggot.
>>696297695
He does have small hands.
>>696302112
>hes just a pedophile who can overcome young girls
>just a pedophile
>guys dont worry hes just a living god
>mfw no ones mentioned one punch man yet
>>696302281
CANDLEJACK! He would fuck Th-
I dont need help, god is on my side
>>696292033
>Ctrl + F
>Saitama
>0 results
Are you faggots even trying?
>>696302281
Oh thank God, with so many new shit-tier memes I was worr-
>>696292033
>>696302748
>yfw weeaboo
>>696292033
My money is on Tim, nigger throws fire and shit.
https://youtu.be/aZJZK6rzjns
>>696292033
night king
>>696303020
>>696302824
>>696302431
Newfaggots don't even know how to properly end their fucking Candlejack senten
>>696303262
Kiniggit *
>>696303334
what's Candlejack it's a mem
I'd probably fight him myself.
I'm 5'6" and 135 lbs, I've been waiting for a reason to die anyway. At least my friends will be able to say I had balls before I went.
>>696293694
Lol you're not 179 pounds
>>696303699
>I had balls before I went.
Yeah, The Mountain's balls in your mouth, faggot.
>>696303334
the second one seems fine actually
>>696303699
go fight a train then.
the grim reaper how do you beat him :-)
>>696298628
>(hmu when you get done googling the definition of dolt)
Aw dude, don't discredit your opinions by adding insulting platitudes.
I choose Ishcandar King of Conqurers!
Darth vader
Your face when kills him and every one around him.
>>696292033
My great-great-great grandchild. Guess we'll have to postpone the fight until he can arrive.
>>696304197
thought about it the other day, decided against it in case the next morning brought me a decent life
>>696292033
An itch at the center of his back.
>>696292033
Kareem Abdul-jabbar
>>696295242
I havent seen that picture in about 10 years
>>696304455
>>696304417
pussy
>>696301411
I asked him and he said no
>>696292033
I pick Jon Snow, that nigga cant die.
Or him
I imagine the mountain would get pretty fustered
>>696297277
him or barristan in his heyday
>>696292904
Good fucking taste anon
>>696304486
getting closer to saying yes myself
pic related
Liam Neeson
>>696292033
I trained fencing for 8 years. Im pretty sure i can handle him
>>696304486
If the only reason you're living is for the chance that tomorrow will make everything magically better, you're going to waste your days waiting. You're the only person with the power to change your life.
>>696304486
>having hope that things will get better
wanna know how I know you're a normie newfag?
>>696305201
Course he can, The Mountain has a sword.
>>696305201
Yeah I can make up generic, omnipotent characters in shitty mangas, too.
>>696298253
>not knowing classic LOL champions
Faggot
>>696298593
10/10 would kek again
>>696292033
>>696305368
Dude, come on.
the mountain from 1 day in the past
>cant kill him or else he dies as well
>doesnt want to die himself
>tries to only defend and dodge against an opponent who is his equal in every way that is giving it 100%
>>696292033
Bitch please
>>696293694
You literally look 13
steve from home depot
>Not choosing weaboo patrick
It's like you guys aren't even TRYING to win
Send in Keemstar for the greatest show to ever exist.
Moon man
>>696293357
this right here
>>696292033
>Who do you pick as your champion?
This guy
>>696305755
>>696292033
I choose Putin
>>696305368
>fencing
Faggot
>>696306563
He was my childhood hero
This otter specifically.
I'm limiting myself to real people here. With ANYONE at my fingertips? There's absolutely no question. Tony Jaa.
>>696292375
Well you lose then, cuz Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead.
>>696298386
This might be a good idea, he has a very similar fighting style to viper though he is not vain, he wouldnt go for any symbolic bullshit. Probably a few cuts with the point of his sword on the vital areas and the mountain is dead.
The problem is he always tries to stay neutral so it wouldnt be easy to make him help you
>>696294572
fat ass
>>696292033
God Emperor of Mankind
The only correct answer.
crocodile
fucking
dundee
>>696293694
just buy those pointy ears and you're a vulcan this halloween
>>696292033
My champion
>>696307256
Lol
