Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyuko claimed.
>>696247416
Kyouko*
chibi Akiko claimed
Hiya
The usual.
Claiming best girlie!
>>696247515
>>696247421
>>696247416
The banter crew claims first.
>Kurumi is here
>>696247464
Cyucko*
>>696247540
Hello loli Kurumi
Claimed.
>>696246585
>Kurumi
Good, stay with that greatness.
>>696246600
>Yuuko
Nice double dubs.
Boring, like office job boring?
English, hard.....
To each their own, I guess.
Not really liking the late hours, less time to do anything else after it. Overtime is good and all, but still.
At the other workplace.
Goddamn is it different.
>>696247310
>10
The cow has been successfully touched.
>>696247416
Yuri.
>>696247421
Homuhomo.
>>696247041
>
>>696247089
>>696247310
Rhymes and initiative rolls?
>Rolling.
>Mizore
Claiming Stella
also roll
>>696247610
You know it
new video is coming up
https://youtu.be/x8L1bT7m5dU
>tfw 91 views
how?
>>696247610
wat ze fug
>>696247794
Oh yeah fug.
Roll.
>>696247618
Loli Kurumi?? I am not a loli
>>696247540
>hugs
>>696246271
If ye mean the upcoming one as the latest one then yes, not a lot of fans of the original are expecting much good.
Will definitely let ye know how I get on if I ever get the chance to see it.
>>696247709
A stove, is a stove, no matter where you go
>>696247746
>/Waifu/ plays DnD
It'd be interesting, that's for sure
>>696248008
>Young
>tiny tiddies
You'll be a big girl one day
>>696247416
Kyouko
>>696247421
Strangler
>>696247515
Peaches
>>696247540
Sister
>>696247561
eyepatch
>>696247568
pepper
>>696247618
>>696247673
others
>>696247709
rory
>>696247707
Na, i'll never have an office job.
You wanted to do something in design right?
>>696248118
trips guy
>>696248027
bewitched
>>696247746
>>696247746
>The irony is amazing
>>696248214
>>696248229
>Free (You)s!
>>696248229
>gif related
>>696248214
Now comes in lime colour
>>696247540
Cutest Chuuni, how goes?
>>696247673
Cheeki, what's good?
>>696248118
Ah yes I meant it like that. That's expected, a revival like this doesn't seem like it'd bode well.
Much appreciated.
>>696248027
>hugs tight
>>696248120
I already am! Dont tease me...
>>696248214
sister
>>696248229
>hugs
You know, it always surprises me how there is, without fail, always a waifu thread
24/7, 7 days a week, 4 weeks a month, 12 months a year, etc. etc.
I'm pretty sure there'll be waifu threads when we're all dead and the robots have taken over
Anyways, goatbro = claimed
Dio-sama...
>>696248120
That's what
>>>/qst/
Is for.
>I can haz nat 20?
>>696248391
What?
>Oh
No, me.
>>696248444
Not such a good day today princess pancakes how about you?
>Rikka
Claimed
>>696248120
Yeah, but working by yourself in an open kitchen is completely different to a tight space with 2 other people who both speak a different language.
>>696248120
Id play the shit out of that adventure.
>>696248214
Did once. Some awesome people, crappy demands.
Design? Me? No, some business things. Though, being a nuclear technician wouldn't be bad, if it didn't have irrelevant, complex math.....
>>696248229
Danke.
>>696247561
Kiss me
>>696248444
>Trips
Sorry Trips Guy.
>>696248535
>princess pancakes
Reminds me of Rick and Morty heh. Sucks to hear that though, hope things get better. It's been well for me, watched Bojack Horseman for the most of it.
>>696248444
Ayyy, nice trips Breeki.
Just woke up, it's a tad warmer today, but still not too bad. Wanted to go take a shower and such, but the bathrooms been held hostage by the little kid for the last hour. So my day so far has been... eh. What's good with you?
>>696248497
No, i was listening to that song as you posted that.
>>696248590
She's already claimed you cunt
>>696248027
Claimed
>>696248590
>>696249265
>>696249312
Claiming some high school looking boy? What are you? Gay or something?
Can i get hugs
Life hack of the day
>>696249210
Spooky scary skeletons.
>I have an entire folder of skeletons.
Rolling to touch the tsun!
>>696249397
>Gay
Nah, man. That ain't me.
Dubs and all your waifu are mine
>>696249427
>hugs
>>696249535
Dump mr skeltal
>>696248497
Well /waifu/ should be on /a/ but we don't care about that
>>696248674
Everyone is their waifu and must remain in character
so three or four are blatantly overpowered psychos
>>696249397
Says the guy who claims a muscly, seemingly always oiled vampire man
Twilight is next door
>>696249427
yes, you get special hugs
>>696249210
>>696249644
Exactly, that's way better than some random little boy, at least a straight man can have a good reason to claim Dio.
>>696249850
Men don't fuck children
>>696249641
It's on my laptop.
>that's SKELETON-MAN to you.
>>696249644
Then you couldn't be lewd though
>Roll to evade
>>696249003
Huh, must have made up memories.
The things you're talking about seem extremely difficult.
>>696248444
An impressive get my good lad
And yes, that's usually the case for any revival or reboot of much loved classics these days.
>>696249955
double dubs double the truth
>>696249955
Just as I've said, that is why I claim a a man, not a boy.
>>696249203
Haha it kinda does, that or adventure time, I hope things do too I mean they are kind of someone drew this for me haha
>>696249427
>hugs tighter than a snake
>>696249982
I can be your laptop
If you know what I mean~
>>696249955
Wow, you actually resized the image in paint, making it blurry, AND left a white pixel in the middle.
>You fucking suck at basic counterfeit.
What a disappointment
Miho claimed
>>696250142
<3
Saber claim killed Malus again edition
>>696246414 (Mizore)
Still, you got a little too lewd a little too quickly.
>No for the last option.
>Because all it does is make me think of slimy things.
>And I don't like slimy things.
>>696247561
>Rattles.
>>696247568
Best drink choices.
>>696249427
Fine, you get hugs.
>>696250327
Can i marry you?
>>696250286
cut and paste is all I did. All I got is paint
Not that this is even the first time I've ever posted it. Dont you have other lonely anons to stalk and erp with?
>>696250327
Hello miho.
You have been busy lately haven't you?
>>696250513
You have no idea.
>>696250484
No
Sup gaylords?
>
Howdy?
Just discovered that a friend of mine is even more depressed than I'm. Well couldn't help much. We both decided that going "across the street" means that yer too much of a pussy and that if one of us is discovered with a severe brain disease that we want to be killed.
Im not a good friend. I think. I couldn't help at all
Tomoko claimed
>>696250240
Nice feet
>>696250683
I want you to die
>>696247339
Oh, and welcome to this world have as much fun as you would like
While helping others have as much fun as you're having
>>696250629
Jeez miho look worn out in this.
You need a vacation
>>696250690
What?
>>696250912
Kill yourself Togame
>>696249535
Spooky.
Why are you rolling to touch Maki?
>>696249849
>
>>696250629
Why not
>>696250854
I have that effect on people
>>696250228
While that is one of my favorite pick up puns.
>Nou
>>696250481
>No slime girls
Whaaaaat?
>Monsters
>Orcs
>Centaur
>>696250494
All I have is paint and I faked a GED for a buddy of mine, git gud.
>>696251000
A healthy suggestion. Not really interested though.
>>696250912
Helping others is best kind of fun
>>696251000
TRIPS DEMAND IT
>>696251068
snek
>>696249210
Testing out my script :^)
How'd your bathroom get held hostage? Where's SWAT? Well it's only just begun I guess. Bojack Horseman, that's about it. Been watching season 3 all day, forgot it was out.
>>696250146
Thanks mate. It wasn't intentional, I swear haha.
Yeah they're met with criticism but it makes sense. Can't replace the classics and all that.
>>696250191
That's another one haha. Haven't heard about that in ages though. Well that's nice, some enjoyment has come out of it.
>>696251031
Why are you denying it.
>>696251057
dw so do I.
>>696250931
I just need to move from this shit place in general. I can never catch a fucking break. I have a giant fucking yard of scrap metal to clean out and my truck is fucked.
>>696251031
>Rolling to touch the cross dressing cute
>90+ is crit
>>696251068
LMAO faked a fucking GED? Jesus christ I didn't even need to take refresher courses for that. I did the pre-testing, then right to the real testing. 2 days and I got it ez
You're friends a shit and so is you're waifu
>>696251068
You want to be MY laptop?!
>>696251320
Where would you like to live?
>>696251031
I touch Maki
>Roll for effectiveness
>>696251385
They dropped out to take care of a kid tbh.
>My point still stands that you're shit at making fakes.
>>696251452
I misspoke.
>no
>>696250142
Jaja, it's alright. Brains implant false memories sometimes, it's otherworldly.
They seem easy to me. Like making apps that follows a Skinner box way of making money. For right now, it's all talk.
>>696251533
Not in VA anymore. This place is nothing but bad luck.
>>696251242
Ayyy, that's my Breeki. :^)
Kid's taking a bath. And binge watching some horse show? Seems like you.
Denying what?
>>696251340
You're rolling to touch yourself? Is this some kinda new self restraint method you're trying?
>>696251628
>Everyone touching Maki
>>696251068
>>696251385
Yeah i showed up at the place took test For HSED and had HSED
Didn't study for one second.
Also what would having a GED get you exactly? That you would need to fake one?
My sides thinking about the person looking at a faked GED made in paint.
>>696251653
Even better! Teenage parenthood is so admirable. Btw reported your IP for fraud now your friend is fucked too.
>>696250931
My friend (let's call him Skeleton)
>Skeleton is 1000x more depressed than i am. >Skeleton thinks of suicide about 1times a day
>Skeleton is a good friend
>Meet up with Skeleton.
>Talk with Skeleton.
>Try to help Skeleton.
>End up discussing about the most effective way to cut yerself and bleed to death and promises to kill him if he is discovers a severe brain disease.
>I don't think I helped Skeleton
>I love Skeleton
>But I couldn't help him at all
>>696251995
Wrong pic oops
>>696252040
Yuiko Sounds like your having a great day bud!
>>696252040
You should've just found him a new funny bone
>>696251242
What adventure time? Haha my friend watches it and is a fan, yeah I suppose so you are right. I think everything will get better now tho thanks <3
>>696251835
South Carolina then
>>696252040
This is normal. Just add in a few jokes inbetween and you're good.
>>696252040
Sorry I missed you, Brazil.
How are things going?
>>696252040
Should've called him mr skeltal
>>696252040
Have you tried calling him a pussy?
>>696252350
I only driven though the state no idea how things are there.
Ayyyy vampire chick
>>696248214
Nicknames guy.
>>696248229
(You) can have one too.
>>696247733
I told you it's Homunothomo.
>>696247929
Gee I wonder who could it be behind this post.
Minecraft is the best game ever
>>696251865
They didn't have the money and needed it to go be a nurse.
>>696251995
>Reported ip.
Okay, now I know your baiting, have a nice night anon
>>696252161
>Quick memo
B8 on b8, tricky vick.
>>696251864
Damn it you!
>Roll to touch!
>>696252740
This.
>>696251068
Ok, I realized I messed that up entirely.
>It's the umbilical cord.
>Births can sometimes be bloody, right?
>The umbilical cord looks kind of like an intestine.
>Put two and two together, and I end up thinking of gore.
>Gore = bad.
>>696252225
That's not helpful at all.
>>696252241
I kek'ed.
>>696252225
>>696252379
I doing great. No thoughts of committing suicide till now.
>>696252241
If it was that easy
>>696252462
He doesn't speak like a British citizen.
>>696252546
He is in that point of depression where if I call hi a pussy he says that I'm using an euphemism
>>696251242
Hah, don't worry about it. It's happened so often that I'm used to it at this stage.
>Can't replace the classics
True that. Not aware of any exceptions to those words meself so far in life.
>>696252763
your ip is fa.fanafo.fofofana.fanafafo
>>696247733
>>696252933
That's great! That means he knows he's just a big pussy and knowing is half the battle.
>>696252647
>Calls my 173628372 waifu 'vampire girl'
>Triggered
>>696252583
If your car didn't break down while driving threw it, it's a good sign
Hitler claimed.
>>696253187
Arguably best girl
>>696253187
Alright i'll leave thread alone now
>>696253333
Quads confirm hitler is best girl
>>696251628
Still pushing for that student-teacher relationship I see.
>>696251864
You know it :^)
Shouldn't be taking that long. Kek, it's not specifically a horse show, although the animal puns are rampant. Denying that you're a tsun.
>>696252265
Yeah it was popular, never got into it though. Well that's good to hear, not sure what I did but you're welcome <3.
>>696252987
The day it happens will be a glorious day.
It's a very hard thing to do. Something about the original, guess it just has such a high impact therefore it can't be beat.
>>696252930
But you still like extreme cream pie and huge bulges from insertion.
>>696253109
Not vampire girl, vampire CHICK.
Stay untriggered.
>>696253333
inarguable quads
>>696253127
If i can make it move more then 5 feet.
>>696253333
>checked
>>696253421
See you later beautiful
>>696252933
That's good. Except that suicide part. You're too great to do something like that.
>>696253421
Great talking to you. Take care, I should follow soon as well.
>>696253450
>extreme creampie
You mean cum inflation?
>>696253421
Bye strangled.
>>696252763
What did I do?!
>>696253440
Shouldn't be, but it is apparently. Oh god, you would be watching a show with rampant puns. And I am not tsun!
Seems like they're out now, so I'll be back in a bit.
>>696252933
We are watching NGE and your always welcome if u wanna bs.
I do hope your feeling better.
>>696253811
Cute
>>696255555
>>696253440
wait who's who in this
>roll for touch
>>696255555
Makoto a cute
>>696249641
>>696249644
>>696250191
>>696250481
Aw you so sweet~
>hugs
>>696250690
haai yuiko.
normally it's not that easy to help someone with depression so it's not that you're not a good friend.
>>696253644
I'd say that I just didn't find an way that makes happy with my death. I'm not looking really deep to it, tho. Just letting it be
>>696253847
Hell yeah. love EVANGELION. My favourite series ever. Bye everyone I going to watch that shit again. Save yer questions to other time
My quads say Makoto a cute
>>696254131
Reroll
>>696254131
Reroll.
>>696254068
Weirdos who like old saggy tits, that's who.
>>696253678
Yeah that.
>>696253811
Check this crit!
>roll to grapple!
Quads say Makoto a cute
>>696253440
Just made me smile and feel better so thank you, your picture is adorable as well
>>696254096
Hugs from a princess~
>>696254271
Reroll..
>>696254210
you aren't part of this
>>696253934
Nuh uh.
>>696254086
>>696254131
>>696254158
>>696254202
>>696254271
Da fuq is this?!
>>696254219
Roll failed.
>Okay, be back for reals.
>>696253333
Delicious quads
>>696253440
Oh it would be a glorious day and beyond if it ever happens in our lifetime.
You're right there. Especially if it's a good 15+ years after the original came out. A movie coming out that late after the first in a series will just make it impossible to imitate whatever made the first one timeless and unique.
But I guess if it's gonna make money, it'll be worth making for some.
>>696254271
Check em
>>696253333
Holy shit, quads.
>>696253450
Uh...
>The latter can turn into the former, so I don't think it matters too much.
>I better not get quints while having this conversation with Mizore.
>If I do, I'll change to a different Waifu
My quads declare makoto a cute
>>696254425
Reroll
>>696254324
What are you talking about? I'll always be part of this. I'll always be part of you.
I will always be inside of your heart.
Hinata Shouyou from Haikyuu! claimed :3
>>696254509
You make a fair point, Luckily weak clones can be eliminated
>>696254410
*Change to a different waifu for a month.
I swear I typed that in there.
>>696254096
>Currently nervous hugs.
>Yoko.
