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Hi, /b/ really bored here, i'm home alone. dubs decide

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Hi, /b/ really bored here, i'm home alone.
dubs decide what to do
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Kill yourself already. Or you can also sharpie in pooper.
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>>696240001
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>>696240001
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>>696240001
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piss on the floor.
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>>696240276
ayyy
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>>696240001
roll for fpbp
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Cut 6 inches of your ugly hair off.
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order a pizza.when the delivery man arrives and ask for the "tip",give him your dick
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>>696239916
Kill your self
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Get an education you punk! And a hair cut you damn hippie!
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Space program yourself
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Waiting for the sharpie in the pooper.
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Smear poop on your dick
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>>696240550
OP here
haircut is a no go sorry :c
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>>696240615
roll for dis
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sharpie up the butt
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 ▲
▲ ▲
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Cut your dick
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Get off 4chan Ethan
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Record yourself trying to suck your own dick while you hum happy birthday to santa
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Cut your dick or put a qtip in your dick
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>>696240834
this
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>>696240943
1 roll
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Guys, leave this thread. This OP is the faggest.
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>>696240719
Your loss
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fuck off faggot
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>>696241088
OP here
Ok, maybe next time guys
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Mail yourself drugs from your house, to your house
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>>696239916
Daniel?
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>>696239916
SHARPIE IN POOPER
H
A
R
P
I
E

I
N

P
O
O
P
E
R
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>>696239916
can you write ''gib money, gib machete, gib pussy'' and take a pic
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sharpie in pooper
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Get off 4 chan forever
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>>696239916
Post your credit card information...
also take a dump on the floor.
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>>696241542
>>696241327
ROLL
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>>696239916
Put your hair in a man bun
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>>696240276
Rollarino
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Cut your hair
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>>696239916
break a lightbulb and insert the pieces into your rectum
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>>696240276
Underrated Post
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>>696241407
Here you go fella.
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>>696239916
Write another sign using b instead of B. Post it. Then sit outside naked for 3 hours.
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Cucumber in ass
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Go to bed
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>>696241874
>no sharpie in pooper
Worst attention whore ever. I wish mods ban you for this.
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>>696242033
Peace nigga
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Squeeze tits together
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>>696242050
Sorry man, no dubs rolled for sharpie in pooper yet
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upload dick pic 'cause your long hair is hot
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Sharpie in pooper..
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cut off left nipple
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>>696242430
S H A R P I E

I N

P O O P E R .
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>>696241874
post undies at ankles
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>>696242585
With sharpie in pooper.
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Sharpie in pooper or gtfo
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>>696242696
roll
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>>696240001
choose one
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Shapie on pooper, go.
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take a dump on the floor and post a pic with timestamp
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>>696242684
do it
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cum on the floor and lick it off
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The temporal goods of the Church are intended to fulfil her aims, and these are divine worship, the just compensation of the clergy, the carrying out of apostolic works and works of charity, especially at the service of the poor (cf. can. 1254 § 2 CIC). Consequently, the Church is keenly aware of her responsibility to ensure that the administration of her economic resources is always directed to those ends.

For this reason the Holy See pays special attention to the oversight of her patrimony. Thus, on 24 February 2014, with the publication of the Motu Proprio Fidelis Dispensator et Prudens, I established three new offices, namely the Council for the Economy, the Secretariat for the Economy, and the Office of the Auditor General, specifying the competencies of each. Subsequently, on 22 February 2015, I approved ad experimentum the respective Statutes of the above mentioned entities.
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>>696240001
I call on the power of repeating digits.
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grab your sharpie, write on the wall of your living room "im the biggest bitch of all time" with 12inch letters
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>>696239916
unless you're in a metal band, cut your fucking hair, hippy.
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>>696243177
Winrar
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>>696243177
WINRAR MOTHERFUCKERZZZZZZZZZZ
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Op doesnt deliver
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Every type in chat "Alex is a stupid nigger"
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>>696242012
Seconded
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>>696243605
rolling for this kek
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jerk your little ding dong
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>>696243981
rerollig
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>>696244036
after this im done
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>>696242033
He went to bed you dumb faggots so OP really did deliver
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Jump in front of a vehicle traveling at 50mph minimum.
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>>696244181
Oh, look. It's OP. :^)
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>>696243177
Here we go, OP is a pussy and dont have the balls to actually write in the living room, this'll have to do.
sorry for the delay phone didnt connect to the pc
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Is he going to shave his head?
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>>696244649
what is this mickey mouse shit?
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>>696244877
this used to be my sister's room, i never got to remove thos stickers from the wardrobe :\
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post face
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>>696245400
way too much hair
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bump
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Who is she /b/? google failed me.
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>>696246510
>>696246510

Shit, didn't mean to post that here. Oh well, time to derail this faggots thread.

Who is this cumdumpster?
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>>696246660
How do you not recognize your own mother?
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>>696246510
Kylie Quinn?
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Hold up a sign saying "Kris, you want some of this?"
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>>696246889
I need this. Reroll.
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Shave your head
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>>696246808

Two things. 1, that was possibly the lamest attempt at an insult I've ever seen and 2, if that was my mom I'd have been falling to her vacation photos for years now.
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>>696239916
Deface fbi.gov with the text "J. Edgar Hoover sucks dicks in hell".
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>>696246873

Negative, ghost rider. That's not her.
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>>696246889
Well, since you asked nicely
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>>696245934
>way too much hair
No. I can see his eyes, so his hair is too short.
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>>696247523
Thanks OP you fucking generous faggot
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>>696245934
I know you. How's life been treating you?
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>>696239916
knife a swastika
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Now can you write "Jhon is a dumbass, come with me"?
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>>696247789
OP here
oh really? prove it! i'm actually fine atm, enjoing my last summer before university, smoking weed and hanging out with friends :D
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>>696248076
i will prove nothing.
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I wonder what you are... Just some lonely fag or a prepubescent girl?
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>>696248025
i'm afraid this is the last time i'll deliver without dubs bro
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>>696248478
write "Seyed filled me up to my throat from my ass."
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>>696239916
you should smoke a bowl and play video games or listen to some tunes
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>>696249182
re-roll
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>>696249219
reroll
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>>696249260
fuck ill get it right sooner or later
checkem
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>>696249295
allah damnit
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>>696249212
that's what i've been doing for the past 5 hours
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>>696249330
reröll
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>>696249182
come on!
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>>696249441
DAMNI T REROLL
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>>696249491
i will wreck sum jews if i dont get dubs now RERÖL
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>>696249547
fuck me re roll
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>>696249585
OP I DESERVE THE TEXT BY NOW
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>>696249645
gimme a sec gotta find new paper
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>>696249756
WOHO
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>>696249847
Done
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>>696250060
thank you qt<3
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>>696242968
This
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>>696239916
Take off underwear and kneel against a wall with your hands cupped together above your head. Take picture from behind. Bare ass.
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>>696251055
Good job m8, you earned it
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Window + jump = winrar
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Youve got nice titties for a little boy
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take those god damned shorts off already you fucking gay
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>>696252317
Uh.... Thanks
>>696252469
not happening without dubs sry :|
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Cum on your chest and have a paper stick to the cum that says

"TAKE ME TO THAT GREAT PLACE WITH WONDERS AND WISHES"
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well then checkem and take those fuckers off for us
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>>696252807
reroll
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shave head
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>>696252857
>>696252807
reroll
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>>696252807
>>696252857
>>696252904
reroll
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>>696252807
>>696252857
>>696252904
>>696252957
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>>696253011
gotem, now take those things down to your ankles, and take a pic of where they were on you before and where they are now
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dye your hair green
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>>696251338
Hey, Ryan de Silva, how you been dude?
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>>696253011
Dubs is the law
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>>696253559
i said to your ankles, fam

if i get dubs again, you hold a sign above your hipbones, with your undies lowered so we can see everything, with the sign saying "please look at my virgin dick"
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>>696253804
reroll
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>>696253932
again
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>>696253965
and again
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Shave your head you fucking monkey man
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rerolling >>696253804
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>>696254047
and again
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>>696240001
sharpie in the pooper.
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>>696254075
trying again
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>>696253804
what do you mean by everything? what's more to show?
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>>696254115
once more
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>>696254120
the same, but as a full frontal, with the sign in view above your hip bones

>>696254143
rerolling
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>>696254250
trying again
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Rolling
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>>696254398
Reroll dem duns
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sharpie in pooper then jerk off and eat your cum. pics included
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>>696253804
rolleroni
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>>696254037
rolllll
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Sharpie in the pooper
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>>696239916
You should cut your hair, fag
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>>696254515
rollllllllllllll
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Sharpie.In.The.Pooper!
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shave head bald
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>>696239916

your're tits are so small to be exciting , show pussy.
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sharpie in the pooper roll
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Cumon. Sharpie in the motherfucking pooper.
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Cut your dick
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bald head roll
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checkem. Sharpie in the pooper
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>>696254318
another roll
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FFS DO I REALLY HAVE TO SAMEFAG THIS MUCH TO GET DUBZ! SHARPIE IN THE ASSHOLE!
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>>696254859
seems like it faggot. Roll.
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shave head bald and eat your hair
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>>696254832
trying again
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>>696254908
and again
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>>696254859
fucking samefag. Get off my /b/
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>>696254904
reroll
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>>696254859
roll
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May you please hold up a sign with your hair tucked behind your back saying "Happy Birthday Mars Bar!"
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>>696254957
retrying
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>>696254859
Rollerino
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>>696254904
roller
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>>696254859
Rullo
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>>696255054
another
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>>696255112
another roll
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>>696255111
checked
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>>696255111
Winrar. Sharpie in the pooper.
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>>696255111
OP here
woah there, check dem trips, gonna deliver
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>>696255111
winrar
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>>696255188
got dubs, now hold up that sign with your undies down and everything on show

sign text: "please look at my virgin dick"
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If dubs, shave hair off
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nice foreskin
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paper cut on testicles
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>>696255034
re-roll
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cut off some of your hair and glue it to your chest your fucking mole rat
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>>696255034
roll once more
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>>696255111
Sorry for all the hairs :\ i should shave there one day
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>>696256009
used a thick one, too. noice
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>>696255322
>>696255188
DOUBLE DUBS
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>>696256009
lovely. Now I can add it to my sharpie in the pooper collection. AHHHHHH
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>>696256009
You look like bones from Sesh.
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>>696255034
I lied.
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>>696255322
>>696256186
so i do, in that case ill redeem my second dubs with another one

stand in front of a window ass naked, and take a photo so we know anyone looking at your window got a good look at your cock
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make yourself get a rosebud ass
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>>696256009
Gonna need some more cock shots
8/10
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>>696256186
There you go m8
>>696256491
2 late
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Bumping, OP is delivering.
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>>696256836
op, I LOVE your dick
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>>696256836
doit faget
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U better give me dubs!
.
.
.
Try gay sex.
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>>696257265
roll
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>>696257355
WINRAR
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dubs = post webm of fapping.

Roll.
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>>696257194
well, thank you sir
>>696257221
i dont know if i can do that, there is no room to sit on the window
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>>696257500
EYYY WE HAVE A WINRAR!
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>>696257500
faggot
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>>696257500
W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WINRAR
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>>696257519
is there a window big enough to show off through?
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>>696257621
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>>696257500
ok it's gonna take a while i havent ever made webm's
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>>696239916
You are home alone, you mean you live with Mommy and Daddy?

aww..a Virgin how cute.
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>>696257500
wait, does op deliver, or...

cus he didn't say he would...
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>>696239916
shave your hair
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>>696257404
W I N R A R
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>>696257813

he's gonna do it.

>>696257729
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>>696257694
>>696256491
reroll
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>>696257694
>>696256491
rolling again
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Tfw op delivers nudes
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Write "Dad?" on a notecard and put it on your neck
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>>696258114

>Here come dat boi meme

we've been infested with newfags. ABANDON SHIP
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>>696257694
>>696256491
and again
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>>696257519
>>696256659
You seem to have left my dubs unchecked
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>>696257355
Op, we have another winrar
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>>696258310
too bad faggot he's fapping rn
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>>696257500
winrar
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>>696257647
kek
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bumperino before it dies
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>>696240276
second this
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>>696239916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQlIZBGN1Ho

roll, subscribe
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>>696257729
ok i dum messed up not realizing i wasn't recording, i got just the last seconds, anyway, i's convering the mp4 now
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>>696257694
>>696256491
reroll
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>>696259244
.....
winrar....
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>>696257694
>>696256491
yet another roll
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>>696260428
fuck.
off.
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Put shoe on head
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>>696260559
no

>>696257694
>>696256491
reroll
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>>696260906
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET IT FAGGOT
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>>696261032
dubs are dubs

>>696257694
>>696256491
roll
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>>696257500
Here we go, sorry again i messed up and recorded just the last few seconds :\
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>>696261613
let me guess, this is your 3rd jerk this day?
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>>696261613
Sexy af
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>>696261917
actually the second, the first time was 4 hours ago after smoking some weed c;
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>>696261613
Tell me about your day and your life.... dubs for the win
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>>696261613
amazing cock! Close up pics?
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>>696262122
Oh, dubs, that means, a 3rd jerk with some weed?
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>>696262466
d u b s
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piss on the floor
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>>696262197
hmmm, ok so i live in italy, just finished middle school and planning to go to physics university next year, my dream is to move to canada one day. i spend my day playing games and smoking weed with friends. i've been on 4chan for almost a year now and i guess everyone here has to make a thread like this once in their life...
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>>696262622
OH god i sound so edgy in that post, sorry that wasnt intentional
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make dick in 90 degree angle plz
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>>696262122
>>696262622
>>696262766
apparently i roll more dubs than the rest of you guys
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>>696262622
Io sonno Italiano lalalala
My grandpa was from Fabriano or something like that, do you know that city?
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>>696262952
yes you are, like me!
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Op, femanon here. Love your hair, kind of my fetish... can I see more?
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>>696264009
Tits or male
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>>696263882
nope sorry never heard of it
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>>696264115
Sorry, no tits for anyone except OP if he delivers
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>>696264252
im Op, Itala itala pizza mafia capici??
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>>696264386
Pic with your kik, you'll know who I if I talk to you.
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Post setup
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>>696264670
I hate "gurlz" on 4chan
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>>696264818
Great for you, did I ask for your opinion?
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>>696260160
i do good?
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>>696264009
there you go, pants look like shit from behind
>>696264772
you mean my pc?
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>>696257355
Hey OP, we have a winner here
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>>696265094
Could you send 5 pics of your ass in different possitions? you know, without clothes
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>>696265511
yay
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>>696265094
bare feet soles?
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>>696265355
OP here, how am i supposed to that alone?
although i thought about it once, i'd rather stick with girls atm
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>>696265559
Trips wasted
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cut your hair off and shove it in your ass like a tail
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▲
▲ ▲

new fags cant triforce
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>>696265746
Your summer fag is showing
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>>696265094
Love it, nice but btw. Here's mine...you got kik?
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>>696239916
Scream as loud as you can no holding back
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>>696265668
Search a guy on grindr.
Grindr is a app for faggots like me, you can find anything there, remember, use condoms!
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>>696239916
/b/**
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come on op bare feet soles
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>>696266009
dubs here! Don't forget to record it!
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Send a webm of you breaking a vase or something you have made out of glass
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>>696265511
ok man, i dont get why tho, it doesnt look good at all with all those hairs :/
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>>696266194
I'm pretty sure the dubs are supposed to end in dubs not in the middle
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>>696266194
Those aren't dubs...
You must be new here
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>>696266194
summerfag
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make you dick bleed a little with a knife and RECORD IT
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>>696262466
lol
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>>696266490
Nah, actually, I love hair
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>>696266490
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>>696266656
Quints...so... close
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>>696266490
bare feet soles?
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>>696266912
>>696265976
gimme a sec
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>>696239916
Pics of your room and kitchen
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shave your ass
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>>696267145
roll
>>
Jack off once again but shallow! RECORD IT
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>>696267104
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>>696267198
98 :/
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>>696266982
roll also start a new thread
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