we wish for a super power but then people add a consequence for it
i will start, wish i could have x-ray vision
>>696238506
You see through EVERYTHING. You can see nothing.
>>696238506
you can only see through air
i have telekinesis
I wish to have telekinesis
>>696238624
Can only affect objects you've touched with your dick
I wish wasn't lonely
>>696238766
>only
This is a plus. You now have a reason to put your dick on everything.
Invisibility.
>>696238506
I wish I could control time
>>696238886
You develop schizophrenia.
>>696238624
You can only lift things under 5 pounds
I want to fly
>>696238954
You're only invisible to men
>>696238954
All the memories people have of you also disappear, permanently.
I wish i could predict the future.
>>696239010
Only when you are desperate for a shit.
>>696238985
You can't slow it down, only speed it up
>>696239176
Your predictions are only 50% accurate.
>>696238506
I wish I could manipulate, lie, and have superior intelligence AND never get caught.
>>696239238
I'm okay with this.
>>696239176
You only see the bad things and once you see it its fixed, and can't be changed
>>696239264
You become an unattractive female scientist.
>>696239176
You can only predict deaths, including yours
>>696239307
But only on weekends
>>696239377
Im fine with that.
The ability to manipulate probability.
I wish I could make anime real.
>>696239476
u have no dick? you ok with that?
and u are 99years old
>>696239503
You're not included in their story whatsoever.
>>696239503
its DBG
>>696239499
You will only manipulate your chance of eating ice cream.
>>696239264
So you want to be me. It's not fun trust me.
I wish to be able to remove consequences from anything.
I wish I was the best artist in the world
>>696239675
You don't get to pick which consequences.
>>696239503
Only bizarre abuse anime where you die.
>>696239503
You will never interact with them and they're just a figment of your imagination
>>696239703
you can only draw thunder dicks
I wish I could kill all terrorists with one bullet
>>696239743
Oohhhhh that's a good one
>>696239499
Not if its for you and you only.
The lottery can't be manipulated ever
>>696239780
Not him, but i'd be fine with that. Smug rich people looking at my masterpiece of a thunderdick, and classing it as high art.
>>696239643
Shut up.
>>696239703
Only between 2016 and 2017.
>>696239703
You can only draw "Nigger dick" in bubble letters
I now have the power to shoot spiders out of my finger tips
i can only dubs
>>696239822
Kills you as well.
>>696240007
Trips, Quads, and Quints are out of the question.
>>696239822
You will only have one bullet and you can never get another or pick it up again.
I wish i could kill all weeaboos
>>696239822
Become liberal's public enemy number 1.
I wish I was immortal with superspeed
>>696240055
no problem with it if the world is in peace
>>696239987
They're all overly attached or clingy and never leave your side and/or are always crawling on your body
>>696240126
cant stop running
>>696239987
you will sometimes leak spiders in your sleep
>>696240126
No matter how fast you go, you can't escape your problems.
>>696240100
You only kill those who admit they're a weeaboo.
>>696240100
You become a weeaboo yourself
>>696240070
Become last remaining weeaboo on earth.
I wish I could climb walls and shit
>>696239987
The downside is that they are hostile towards you as well, unless you feed them flesh of any kind
>>696240167
Good point. Didn't think of that.
I wish I could travel in space without a spacecraft, to the outskirts of what we know of.
>>696240235
deep
i wish trump becomes president
Immortality without aging beyond my prime.
>>696240331
You lose your sense of direction.
>>696239643
>am sooperiuh
>am manipoolactive
>am intelgence
>muh intelligence to muuch fo me
Fucking neckbeard wizard.
>>696240331
cant enter earth anymore
My super power is that nothing bad can ever happen to me. Anything that is negative won't affect me.
I am omnipresent and omnipotent
>>696240331
but you cant share your experience with another humans or E.T forms
>>696240395
A machine gets strapped to your balls, and slaps them every 17 minutes for the rest of your life.
Everyone you love eventually dies and you can never find peace
>>696239587
i already have no dick
lawl
>>696240462
but you become paralytic
>>696240362
He gets assassinated immediately.
>>696240331
Can't breath in space
>>696240300
You have to make sexual moaning noises very loudly to activate the power and must continue doing so until done climbing
i wish i could control time (pause, rewind, fast forward, all that shit)
>>696240450
You become fully paralyzed.
>>696240450
Nothing good can happen to you either
>>696240395
You will never have a girlfriend OR boyfriend gayboy
>>696240450
And then you wake up.
>>696240578
tits or gtfo
>>696240362
He does. No further consequence needed.
>>696240462
Nobody believes you exist.
I would wish to have the power to tempoarily cure all diseases.
>>696240462
You are unable to move or speak
>>696240530
fucking kek
goddamn that's a fate worse than death
>>696240619
>breath
>>696240578
? Explain or tits dude or not dude
Can seduce any woman in the world.
>>696240779
When the diseases return, they are 10x worse.
>>696238954
your blind
>>696240748
fook u caught me
>>696240875
u have to seduce your mother your aunt your grandmother
>>696240754
>mfw
>>696240674
You have no hands
>>696239176
through very cryptic fortune cookies
hikus and shit like that
>>696240875
You lose 1cm dick size each time you do so
>>696240912
what about my blind?
>>696241032
so only 2 times
good one
>>696240936
Seduce
attract (someone) to a belief or into a course of action that is inadvisable or foolhardy.
"they should not be seduced into thinking that their success ruled out the possibility of a relapse"
Doesn't mean I have to fuck them anon I'm sweet.
i wish i could have been super enough for my dad to stay and love me
>>696240685
>>696240698
>>696240740
Nice try, but my power clearly states that nothing bad can ever happen to me. So those would simply not work.
>>696240740
also kek
i wish i could feel
>>696239499
for every time you do it you will get an equal amount of bad luck that will happen at a random time
i can see the meaning of life
>>696241138
mom leaves
>>696239703
no hands
>>696241161
you only feel pain
>>696241138
He kills your mom
I wish I could travale back in time and have my dad not hit me
>>696239987
You constantly shoot spiders out of your finger tips.
I wish I could will things in and out of existence
>>696241141
Since your entity forgets the concept of bad, you also lose track of all the good things, You cannot have light without a shadow.
>>696239987
you cant controll when they shoot out
>>696241138
You have a kid, but he's into deep incestuous shit.
I wish to be like the Thing from fantastic 4
>>696240450
Neither good things can happen
>>696241280
instead he fucks you
>>696238506
You irradiate everyone you look at.
>>696241141
the power resets each day and to activate it you must first write down every single thing that you consider bad in a list in order for it to be covered that day
>>696241280
He has to hit you in order to travel back in time.
>>696240530
Eh, I'll just have a kid or two and then get my nuts surgically removed.
>>696240705
As a sex addict I already can't hold onto a relationship, I'll just continue to have one night stands every day.
>>696241199
but the meaning of life is to eat da poopoo
>>696241199
You forget what you saw immediately after seeing it.
>>696240875
You can only seduce a 10/10 woman once, the rest have to be 5/10 or lower. (by cosmic standards)
>>696241310
Each time you do this you lose something dear to you.
>>696241310
Nick cage is always following you he will eat all his meals with you he will not speak and only you can see him you can never get rid of the cage
>>696241398
They are reborn stronger.
>>696241375
Everyone's afraid and the military arrest you to perform experiments on.
wish i could shit gold
>>696241280
He hits your mom
>>696240450
>>696241141
As a result everything in your life is just meh. You will never know true happiness or sadness ever again.
Also, I wish the ability to manipulate gravity. This is like all powers in one and no one thinks of it. With gravity manipulation you can
Have super strength
Fly
Crush people by looking at them
There's more but I'm lazy
>>696241624
the gold scrapes your anus
>>696239703
It can only be gay furry art.
>>696241375
Your bright pink
>>696241624
But you get shot by your wife's son
i can see muslims and jews but they dont seeme
>>696241624
You cannot sell, trade, barter, or get rid of your gold shit.
>>696241780
you can't affect them in any way
>>696240395
you go hiking and and earthquake occurs you fall getting pined under a rock you cant move the aftershocks cause the the cliff face to bury you
all alone only with your thoughts and memory's to keep you company darkness is your only comfort,
>>696241112
Clever girl
>>696241689
You must wear a pair of fuzzy short shorts everywhere you go, they are what carries the power
>>696241780
You become a jewslim.
>>696241624
the gold you shit is in molten state for ever
>>696241624
You only speak in lies
>>696241460
#winning
Seduce her
>>696241769
what about my bright pink?
>>696241921
I'm fine with this
What color and how short are these shorts
i wish i could teleport anywhere at will
>>696238506
Consequence you are blind
>>696238506
Wish I could teleport wherever I want
>>696241780
You look like the hulk with cat ears and tail ?
>>696242102
can only teleport to people named will
>>696242000
They are women's shorts, ending just about at the end of the buttock and they are very tight. They are extremely fuzzy inside and out
i wish i could perform mind control
>>696239822
The bullet also kills everyone you care about
>>696240779
When the diseases return all humans in existence dies instantly.
Good fucking job cunt.
>>696242102
3 years pass at a time.
>>696242207
But only on insects smaller than a quarter
>>696242178
This isnt that bad, get hired by Will Smith so whenever he needs to travel or is in danger you teleport him to another person named Will.
>>696242207
It's the only song you can perform.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHSgfGBHNrM
>>696242192
"Hey that guy with the awesome glutes just pancaked a semi-truck with his tongue"
>>696241980
You are bright pink
>>696242207
They know exactly what you did after.
>>696242207
A Japanese man follows you around for the rest of your life whether you are sleeping or awake screaming, "FAGGOT!"
>>696242207
You cannot undo it, each person you control will never be themselves again, and will not do anything ever again unless you tell them to
>>696242145
Only works while taking a dick in your ass
>>696242207
your invasive thoughts control their actions
>>696242102
You need blood to power up a bath full
>>696242307
now i can live my dream of being a shitty side villain and swarm people with spiders, i'm ok with this
I wish I could manipulate electricity and produce it, basically full control
I wish for a deadly energy field around me that specifically targets insects
I'm a sex attic
I can poop 2oz rounded, smooth gold pellets.
>>696238506
I wish for omnipotence
>>696242207
Roger from American dad is you girlfriend you can not break up
>>696242670
only attracted to Ron Jeremy, and you're the bottom
>>696242658
You can still get electrocuted
If my butt ever touches dirt I will be stuck there forever.
Give me a pro.
Being able to shoot fireballs out pf your hand
>>696239010
The power to fly. North. Can only fly directly north
>>696242668
The scent of the energy field attracts horny bears.
>>696242658
The electricity slowly warps your features and skin, the more you use it the more you become a voldemort looking mother fucker
>>696242658
Your body becomes a capacitor, always at full charge. You ca no longer interact with water or metal as a result.
>>696242658
You are a black man with a tiny dick
>>696242487
My sides, anon!
>>696242668
You must kill one cat a day
>>696242685
Unfortunately, to poop these pellets, you must eat 5oz of jagged gold.
>>696242889
So Jamie Fox?
>>696242670
You remain an attic for the rest of your life. You can never become a house.
i can control the level of oxygen in the air
I have the power to turn coke into pepsi
>>696241890
Shit fam, I'm guessing I'll go insane in about 5 days? How long am I under there before USA comes in search of oil and find me?
>>696241540
fucking lost
>>696242685
You also poop blood
>>696243030
You can only do so when directed by your worst enemy
>>696243030
Only within a meter of your head.
>>696243074
But you can only drink lite lemonade.
>>696242837
You can only eat cheese cake
>>696243169
which head?
I can summon an army of Danny devito's to attack my foes and fetch me stuff
>>696243074
Only by digesting coke first.....
>>696242992
As long as I can have some Arby's sauce.
>>696243074
Every drug dealer in existence wants you dead.
>>696242999
Who?
>>696242802
Attach yourself permanently to emma watson by throwing dirt and attacking with butt
She'll never see it coming if you are stealthy and agile
Permanently attached by dirt
Eventually become close due to proximity
Decide to date
>Get sexy from emma watson just by attaching butt
>>696243074
You choke on the pepsi because nobody cares about red-headed fucks who like pepsi. Shtick is getting old
>>696243277
These danny devitos regularly get into fights with one another, often preventing them from accomplishing much of anything.
>>696243277
the army is obsessed with pewdiepie
>>696242802
But you can sustain yourself by absorbing water from the ground with your butt
>>696243074
Your ass gets raped everytime you do it
>>696243277
You must sexually pleasure each one until they are all satisfied.
>>696243030
You have no hands
>>696243277
They all try to fuck your mom. Train style.
>>696243074
Everyone hates you
>>696242889
I'm OK with that
>>696243354
Nigger with a small dick.
Not that I pay attention to nigger dicks.
>>696243109
Thanks ^^
At night I become hamper man.
I can summon a picnic basket full of sandwiches for my famity and care workers.
>>696243631
The picnic baskets attract bears.
>>696243325
Nice
>>696243277
One in 200 of them will need a long good fuck from you
>>696243631
Only on pumpernickel bread and only ham on sandwich. No cheese, no condiments, no FUCKING anything. Ham only
>>696243354
He played Shocker, or whoever the fuck in Amazing Spider- Man 2. You know the really shitty one with Paul Gia-what's his fuck. Emma Stone is a slut and dies in the end.
I have a stand that allows me to travel to an alt realty to this one
>>696243423
Fuck
>>696238506
Wish i can control time (only afect others no my, so my time is normal)
Seriously unbeatable
>>696243542
Good have fun
>>696243923
through a mirror
>>696243923
You cannot visit the same reality twice.
>>696243543
OK....
Photo?
>>696243936
It's peeeejsjskIvskOakaovfywoxbfgslx dhakxhdb De pie
That fucker is dog dicks.
I have mindcontrol
>>696243631
No musterd in the entire world ever again! You monster !
>>696243945
Every time you manipulate time you lose your keys and finding a pair of socks that match become 17% harder.
>>696244204
it only affects Catlyn Jenner
>>696244204
You forget you have mind control.
>>696243880
Oooooooo fuck I did not even think of him ooooo I get it kek
>>696244204
You are also blind, deaf, dumb, and crippled.
>>696244407
Who?
>>696244407
thank anon I kekd hard
>>696243923
You must spend 59 days a year in the mlp land
He was going to use it for that I bet anyways
>>696244204
Your head is the size of a small family car to accomodate your telekinesis powers
>>696244512
The Olympian who played pecker twister and lost
>>696241689
You are now responsible for gravity in your line of sight. If you lose focus, earth spins off into space, moon causes havoc tides, cars and shit start tumbling,etc.
Things outside line of sight are safe ;)
I can block the powers of others
I can bring the dead back to life
>>696244204
You only speak in riddles
>>696244611
Oh, you mean Bruce.
>>696243304
That's not a superpower, anyone can do it
I can karate chop people in half
>>696244726
You have to give them a blowjob first.
i wish for time pausing
>>696244726
But each time you do, one of your closest friends dies.
>>696244756
But every time you do, it takes 1 year off of your lifespan.
>>696244756
They all become liberals and hipsters.
>>696244726
your mother aunt and brother/male cousin are sexually attracted to you
>>696244851
When you pause time you get chronic diarrhea
>>696244756
You can only drink Dr pepper and can only eat English tea leaves
>>696240300
The only time you can actually climb walls is right before you have to take a massive shit.
I'm the most masculine man in my country of origin.
>>696244826
Everything you touch with your hands gets chopped in half, regardless of if you're using hand protection.
>>696244851
you must blow Nick cage everytime you use it
>>696244826
Your penis is replaced by a third hand which is the only one with super-karate-chopping power.
>>696239703
Everyone else in the world becomes terrible, plunging the world into a creative dark age.
>>696244826
You can't touch someone without snaping then in half
>>696239176
But everytime you see something it cannot happen anymore so you're just a nobody storyteller.
>>696244826
But they won't die from it and then you'll have to fight 2 of the same person at once.
>>696244851
You are yellow
I can manipulate gravity
>>696245046
At night you are the most female female
>>696245159
>Snaping
>>696245333
>I can manipulate gravity
Checkin' em...Trips means no drawbacks
>>696245333
You only ever get trips on 4 Chan
>>696245333
Only unintentionally.
My power it's that i can make anyone instacum by watching him, if girls they instasquirt
I wish I could see the outcome of every decision.
My power is to summon dubs when I want
>>696245549
If you ever see your reflection, you shoot cum from every orifice
>>696245549
You do so as well.
>>696245549
You cum as well
>>696245599
You can only see the outcome of decisions that you didn't make.
>>696245599
You cannot change any decision after looking at its outcome
>>696245599
You become stuck in your own thoughts, contemplating the infinite possible outcomes per decision.
>>696245599
you never make those decisions
>>696245713
>>696245688
>>696245681
these are buffs
>>696245758
>>696245799
These are both really fucking good thanks, kek
I can inflate my testicle to crazy proportions
>>696245503
That's a condition, not a consequence, pls.
