Dick rate thread /b/rothers
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Dick rate thread /b/rothers
>>696224371
Damn nice package man. 9/10
>>696224371
It seems nice. Are you happy with it?
>>696224827
Yeah man, love it :p I'm liking yours a lot as well ;) looking great dude!!
>>696224827
3/10 small
What does /b/ think about my cock? :)
>>696224827
wtf monsters all over today. Your so thick and your head is huge. 9/10
>>696224838
Love the big balls. 7/10
Another pic
>>696224371
1/10 looks fake. Gimme teh rell on
>>696225207
Thinking I want it at the back of my throat! 8.5/10
>>696225234
I love them as well, love it when they try to engulf both of them at the same time in their mouth!
Rate please
>>696225207
2/10 leaning tower of piza
>>696225578
Tan line???
>>696225718
shadow lol
>>696224371
very nice
>>696225512
Looks better than the girl you're with.
Rate mine.
>>696225578
Wow thats huge and a very interseting color lol. 8/10
>>696225861
Uniform thickness in a dick is crazy to see. 8/10
here's mine
rate?
>>696227178
8.5/10, would spitroast my gf with you
Roast me /b
>>696228800
Ugh. I prefere
>>696228024 small one then that ugly thing
>>696225207
Was just sitting next to my gf and scrolling by and she goes "Whoa!"
>>696227724
6/10
>>696225207
Great balls. Would suck on those for hours.
>>696224371
rate??
Thoughts?
Rate
here goes nothing
Hows my cock? :3
>>696229793
>>696229935
yo that's gay
Yo
>>696230090
6.5/10 (5 average)
>>696229944
7.25/10 but trim dawg
>>696230048
I'd suck you it's a nice dick. 8/10
>>696224371
ok length, nice & thick
big sexy glans
nice veins & color
lumpy foreskin
too-tight nutsack
6.5/10 nice
>>696224827
Damn thats a good weiner!
good size
super hard
great posture & upcurve
awesome bush - so hot
nice helmet head
sexy foreskin
8.5/10
>>696230252
Clicking on this thread is gay...
>>696225207
real long & hard
nice wrinkly sack
good pale coloration
sexy frenulum - feels great I bet
head somewhat bifurcated
a few minor skin blemishes
7/10 great
>>696225512
no grill plz, womyn trigger me
my dick is realy juicy :3
>>696225578
Ridiculously huge donkey dick
super curved to make ladies scream
rock hard
nice red head
PPP - cat dick.
great for fuckin, probly not for suckin
7.5/10
kik: anonnythemoose123
>>696231194
Thanks a lot for the rate!
>>696225248
Bruh i have small balls too
>>696225861
smooth sexy tan coloration
good size
slight curve - hot!
nice distinct glans
small testes
7.5/10
>>696226091
stubby peanut /10
>>696232313
mvp right here
well
>>696226196
super sexy hentai-monster's dick
bestial, powerful, savage looking
phenomenal curve
awesome big cockhead
macho veins
still want to see balls
8.5/10
>>696225248
>>696232245
Hey, me too
>>696226831
H.R. Geiger called, he wants his cock back...
>>696224371
Looks smooth, what is the lock in the background for?
>>696224827
Really nice, you should probably shave your pubes or trim them, they are getting a bit crazy, but otherwise p hot
>>696225207
your balls look delicious, and so does your dick
Rate me /b/
>>696227178
very long weinie
nice pubes
sexy mushroom head
nice and hard
good color
skin a bit dry
7/10
>>696225861
you look like you'd be cute, and your dick is amazing.
>>696227178
you're p massive m8, would suck
>>696227724
looks good, you should just trim instead of shaving maybe so you don't get the rash though, it looks fine with some hair anyway. 8/10
>>696224371
Your horrible fupa only frames your pathetic, bumpy cock betwixt those pale, spiderhair legs and that laughable set of balls.
you should be ashamed as your cock should be mounted in "the museum of things you hope don't end up between your legs," next to a picture of Lena Dunham and a Tasmanian Devil.
>>696233279
>>696232890
I am hard as fuck now thanks to you
>>696227820
Super thick
sexy curve & posture
nice pubes
big hot nuts
nicely retracted foreskn
7.5/10
>>696224827
good god - `your penis looks like a sad, chubby seal trying to crawl through that tangled nest of ass hair you call pubes.
i give it 1/10 and i hope you die in shame.
>>696233660
you're welcome. maybe you should post it in this thread :3
>>696227928
tiny chiny chubby /10
>>696225207
you're penis is like a sad monolith, drifting slightly to the right as if to say "your god has forsaken you."
tuck that man-clit back into your panties and stop posting.
>>696227928
super sexy two-tone coloration
nice smooth dusky skin
good size
sexy curve
smallish cockhead
7/10
>>696233765
Nah, I am sorry but I would still rate yours 10/10. I hope your chest and face are as good anon.
>>696228024
adequate size
nice veins
overly red
rounded cockhead
not very clean or healthy looking
4.5/10
>>696228800
gr8 b8 m8, I r8 it 8/8!
>>696225512
i'm disguising that waste of flesh under the gossamer cloak of your girlfriend's juices only makes this picture sadder.
please, just litter any terrorist bases with your awful penis so they might walk out, tears streaming from their bearded faces, with their arms up - feeling Allah has betrayed them at the sight of your garbage cock.
>>696231778
10/10
R8 m8
>>696234181
what are you afraid of
>>696233900
>>696233706
quality rates, enjoying the roasts
>>696233964
6/10
Bow down to the monster
>>696234497
Fuckin kek
>>696229388
pretty pink weiner
nice blonde pubes
good length
not fully hard?
ridge of cockhead is wavy
5.5/10
Pls r8, m8
It's a PENIS!!
anyone want to exchange pics over kik?
>>696225578
Looking at your penis reminds me of witnessing the special olympics - it's sad, but it tries so hard that you can't help but clap. However, it's still retarded, small, and couldn't last in a normal competition.
I give your cock 3 chromosomes out of two.
>>696229935
ok size
good & hard
blotchy coloration
triangular head
5.5/10
Yo
>>696234658
pelfie (penis selfie)
>>696234581
Tribute with my monster
>>696229806
need a better pic to rate
smaller filesize too
Rate pls
>>696225861
I've shown your penis to the representatives of the Oxford Dictionary - apparently they needed a new visual entry for "pathetic."
Your muscle tee only makes it more sad. Your penis is like an 8 year old running up to the big kids and saying "look what I can do!" then stumbling over the sprinkler and crying.
>>696225207
would suck it
>>696230048
super nice average American dick
nice trimjob
good size
sexy coloration
eminently suckable
essentially flawless in an average way
7/10
>>696229944
big
good curve & posture
nice pubies
big sexy pink head
7.5/10
Struggled to take the pic lol, fat pad invaded but it's all there.
>>696234497
your penis is, by far, an atrocity. not because it is bog or scary (it isn't by any stretch of the imagination), but because of your sad, leftward lilt and the dainty way in which it's saying "hey guys! recognize me!"
Congratulations; you have the SJW of dicks.
>>696234647
i would give this penis a horrible roast, but I fell so bad about your micro-cock I just can't.
Tuck that back between your legs and tell your parents your trans.
>>696234496
I am at my student dorm right now. I could post it if I get the camera from my parents in 2 days. Are you here in 2 days at this hour again? Maybe then I would :3
morning wood
>>696234849
No. Just no. First, you need to see a doctor about those melanomas. second, your cock is so depressing that it could make a nymphomaniac clamp on a chastity belt, wander into the desert and die.
>>696235095
4/10
>>696235161
7/10
>>696235712
8/10
>>696235715
4/10
>>696236263
2/10
>>696236276
9/10
>>696236429
6/10
>>696230409
this isn't a dick, it's a beast!
proud and intimidating!
best frenulum the World has ever seen
sexy foreskin overall
wrinkly stud nuts
awesome natural pubic hair
8.5/10 admirable
>>696236263
what happened to (3)?
>>696230409
I would suck on that.
r8 muh cock
>>696230048
basically, if a man raped my entire family, burned them alive, then shoved a cactus into my ass and I found a genie that would grant me one wish, and I could use that as revenge, I STILL wouldn't wish your penis on them.
your cock gets 1/10. stop showing off your geo metro cock.
Kekking at the roasts. Wanna know what you have to say about mine
??
tell me the gods honest truth boys and girls
>>696230409
until i see another, this penis is the most sloppy and sad of all.
your penis should be on jerry springer complaining about your girlfriend "shawquita" banging your best friend - a true alpha cock.
then you show a pic of your child and it looks nothing like you.
then, you run into the backstage crying.
>>696224371
>>696237411
>>696236681
Yes, me likey :3
>>696235260
Somebody get this man a smartness award! He said something clever and smarmy, and on the internet of all places!
>>696236767
skipped 3, herer it is
>>696236494
But mooo~om.
>>696236936
you try so hard shoving your hips out and pretending you're a "big boy."
really, you're the rodeo clown trying to entertain but understanding you're the pathetic sideshow.
your penis is bad, your jeans are funny, and your bony structure cues us all in on the fact you are less than a man.
>>696237523
Show yours
>>696237523
Thanks anon
>>696237580
you asked for a penis rate, i'm rating.
if you're sad then fuck you; this isn't a "hey guys, make me feel happy about my cock" thread.
stop being pathetic and be honest - these cocks are horrible.
>>696224371
Rate me pls
>>696231087
good sized
nice and thick
wavy shaft for her pleasure
good two-tone coloration
sexy veins
head circumfrence smaller than shaft?
7.5/10
>>696236687
>>696236836
Hey, thanks. Here's another
>>696237399
Kek
>>696237593
Are you from Spain/Portugal or South America?
>>696235712
m8 your supposed to start at 0 not 2
>>696231229
but....Im a girl :(
>>696231087
wow it looks so hot, so clean and thick, looks like it slides in so perfectly in moist areas.
7/10
>>696238245
TITS OR GTFO
>>696231778
good length
too thin - approaching pencil staus
floppy looking
orangish coloration
3/10 would not eat
>>696232344
must not....finger my hole.... 8/10
>>696233964
*drops jaw* 8/10
>>696238245
you know the rules
>>696231087
has anyone told you your penis looks like Frank from Always Sunny?
Short, squat, and the fourth in line to get love from Dennis' scraps.
I dub you Dr. Mantis Toboggan.
>>696237784
no pics on my pc,just my phone
>>696232068
how old? you look too young
>>696236941
you put a lot of work into that
>>696232068
awesome young stud dick
nice round nuts
fat manly urethra
admirable size
asymmetrical head
8/10
>>696232161
ok size
good hardness
wavy shaft
small head
5/10
how's mine?
I think we either offended her or she came and left.
>>696232344
Have you ever considered the obligation entailed in having such a huge, awe-inspiring dong? This God-King of dicks has a special Nobless Oblige (sp?)
You've been given a gift, and it's your moral duty to use that amazing gift responsibly to better the world. With great power comes great responsibility....
I hope you're up to it Champ
>>696232628
not hard enough to rate
>>696224827
>>696232890
NEVER TRIM THOSE
>>696232890
wow your nose is puggy
>>696239962
now?
>>696239817
Thank you so much!
r8 me please
>>696233043
Gorgeous eye-popper
Really fucking great
super hard, great posture
enormous !
good color
thick prominent urethra & veins
-so manly & hot
nice pink head with hot glans
8.5/10
>>696239564
Probably just had to leave
Old photo, I don't really shave anymore. Gentle roasts please.
>>696242713
Cut the ligaments that'll give you extra 2-3"
>>696242570
Disgusting
r8 my partial meatotomy
>>696234849
>>696237657
Unf
10/10
rate please
>>696243182
How, how'd you do it?
>>696233527
That was a beautiful description
>>696242570
Please post human dicks only.
>>696243439
A little bit at a time with an xacto blade
See >>>/soc/24100550 where I posted a short clip of doing a cut.
>>696244080
Why?
>>696224371
"mine ain't nothin' special, but this boy gets the job done"
>>696244080
Thanks, might have to look into doing it myself <3
>>696243328
Thanks!
>>696244333
I liked the look of it and decided to just go for it. I think I'm going to take it another 1/8" or 3/16" eventually.
>>696244604
Take plenty of time to think it through before you do, but if you really like the look of it I'd say go for it. Just go a little bit at a time then let it heal.
>>696244504
any thoughts?
>>696244504
>>696245336
Faggit/10
Eh why not
Rate please /b/ros
Rate? Don't really care about length, care more if it's cute or not.
>>696224371
Rate?
Would stretching my skin get rid of my shaft hair?
It's so ugly
>>696238546
Early 20s
>>696238799
Thanks , fam
Not mine, but still very relevant.
[spoiler]Chris posted this on his Facebook today. He made the mark himself, underneath his balls.[/spoiler]
alright
>>696238485
Srry Im a girl in a man's body, no tits
>>696238906
Im tgirl tho ;)
Pls rate
>>696239317
very handsome and respectable old man penis. Hard and stern but lovable. Would call you Dad while succ
Rate for more
>>696250029
post peehole
Rate got few more
>>696240647
Perky sexy immigrant dick with a truly exceptional foreskin. This is what we lose as a country if Trump builds his wall; beautiful exotic weiners that ooze confident machismo
>>696251300
Kys faggot
Rate
>>696250789
why
>>696240986
Awesome! Fucking exceptional!
thank you for posting a proper pic
I wouldnt've wanted to miss this beast
big round nuts, sexy wrinkly sack
long and thick and veiny - totally studly
just the right amount of hair
great frenulum & foreskin
8.5/10 more?
>>696251655
It's big and hot
>>696251300
Wtf? Inmigrant? Lol
>>696251804
oh thanks!
>>696241435
Damn, I love this penis
doofy-hot like a dumb jock
ok length
crazy sexy thick
huge lowhangers - best nuts on 4chan
perfect pubes
healthy strokable skin
a few blotches
cockeyed glans
8.5/10 want to lick that frenulum
can i get a black dick w/ a peace sign?
Rate pls
Can I get a rate?
>>696242570
Im not proud, but I think Id suck it. This nasty browndick is hypermasculine in an animalistic way. I bet this guy would hump your face hard and make you gag on it. Bet he cums jets of watery strong-tasting spunk all over the fucking place. Yup, I could get off on this...
little over 7 inches thoughts?
>>696242713
Totally servicable for most women. Obviously its small but no dealbreaker, its still a nice-looking dick. I hope you're not ggay though....
More women will want to blow this than they would a gagger
>>696225512
Neopolitan / 10
>>696224371
Anyone here who's packing 8 inches? what sort of reactions do you get, and do people ever spread word of your size? am virgin with 8 inch
>>696243138
dammmmmmn boi
this is a hot pic
sexy tight nuts
admirable thickness
thick sexy foreskin
nice frenulum & glans
7.5/10
>>696243182
w-why tho?
>>696243404
perfectly average
exact 5/10
no major outstanding features
-positive or negative
nice dusky tone
skin a little dry
5/10 never going to disappoint or impress
>>696253524
I like how they look so I just decided to do it. I have no regrets about it.
>>696244504
post more please
move hand
>>696252050
your dick looks mexican Pablo
>>696244504
fat fingers
>>696244504
hot but hard to rate
6.5/10?
Rate me /b/
>>696240513
pls ratee
>>696244608
are you a nerd? this looks like the ludicrously huge penis of someone with glasses and curly hair
9/10
>>696235095
Rate meeeee
>>696244610
I like it
proud and perky
great posture
nice fuzz
nice veins and color
big cockhead
only ok size
smallish testes
6.5/10
>>696246537
Did your penis get rolled over by a steamroller?
Literally looks flat. show us a side angle
>>696246537
perfect raping penis. you could stab that spear in deep so quick
i need one now :(
>>696252844
10/10
>>696247462
hawt
>>696247924
respectable size
hard and veiny - macho as hell
crazy tight foreskin - not sure if hot
-but must feel great
overly red head
6/0
>>696254614
Thanks, no glasses and short (straight) dark blond hair!
>>696248296
not long enough/10
>>696224371
Rate me
>>696249246
I cant rate a dick pic taken in your mom's house, it wouldnt feel right
>>696247462
Mmm this is great
>>696254222
Jajajaj close, argentinean. But im blonde like a swedish guy
>>696249246
adequate size
nice bend in the shaft
strokable healthy skin
nice and hard
6.5/10
www.stumpycok.tumblr.com
>>696255635
>>696256507
Like?
My 6,5"
cocks are best when theyre unclothed, uncut, and undersized
>>696249419
A) Great dick
B) Salt & pepper pubes mean you're too old to be worrying about shaft hair.
Accept your studly dick for what it is
>>696224371
u guys should all do Cock Tributes
>>696250029
quit sounding, you're ruining a really nice penis
>>696250029
great dusky coloration
great big mushroom head
healthy skin
huge peehole?
small balls
>>696244610
Majestic as fuck.
10/10.
>>696250290
admirable size and hardness
thick and curved - hot
but why is the head so angry-looking?
short foreskin?
7/10
>>696250505
This is the dick I would want my white-power cellmate to have in prison
>>696251121
astronaut/10
>>696257085
I'm 20 years old
>>696250850
this is the best kind of dick
huge and curved up and rock hard
nice fuzz
big meaty cockhead
fat urethra and veins - so macho & hot
smallish tight sack
9/10 wow wow wow
>>696224371
not really big but it's okay. about 7 inches
>>696251477
dammmmn, this is so hot
perfect banana shape
so hard & thick!
sexy red & purple coloration
best veins in thread
best cockhead in thread
8.9/10
>>696251477
hot caveman /10
>>696252344
DO PORN ALREADY!!!
>>696257035
Yep
>>696252344
>>696252344
insanely hot
literally almost perfect in every way
obviously incredible amazing size
9.5/10 be proud
>>696224371
Yummy.
>>696252747
This is all a cock needs to be.
>>696256091
Dat girth, would y....y....you choke me with that? D:
>>696256091
Hole pls :3
>>696260165
Maybe?
>>696260326
Closest I've got.
>>696259443
Cool
>>696229935
You got a cute boy there~
>>696258076
>_>
>>696260601
Damn I would bury my face in that lovely ass and lick those balls c:
>>696260760
Pls stop that is ugly
>>696260601
MOAR
>>696260601
Close up of cock head pls
>>696260950
;( thats a first
>>696260760
berry nice
real long and hard
good shape & proprtions
healthy-looking skin
7.5/10
>>696261151
>>696260760
It's nice, don't listen to that guy :)
>>696224371
That penis looks feminine, I like it
R8 me
thoughts?
>>696252747
perfectly adequate
5/10
>>696261277
>>696261350
>>696261673
aw thanks guys. its just over 7inchs
>>696261151
Fuckoff faggot you have a disgusting cock that no one wants gtfo
mine?
>>696262151
lol
>>696260760
Damn would suck on that, hole pls? c:
>>696260760
Age?
>>696260884
>>696261007
Thanks and sure!
>>696261073
I guess this one fits the request.
