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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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or dont, idgaf
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>>696220359
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I have a third nipple.
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>>696221578
you should sell it on the blackmarket
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bmp
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I've gone to a psychologist and she said that I have a antisocial behavior (A.K.A sociapathy) and I haven't told it to my family yet
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>>696222241
Don't tell your family they will think you are fucked up. Don't pay attention to bullshit pseudoscience
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I hate myself.
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I still eat my boogers and chew my toenails in private.
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>>696222241
what did your tarot card reading say?
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>>696222348
well, being an sociopath is fucked up
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When I shower I often put my finger knuckle deep inside my asshole
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>>696222639
Don't we all anon?
Also, pooping in shower.
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I voyeur my wife and then share her pics on kik with other guys.
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I shoved a xbox 360 microphone up my ass
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>>696220359
I masturbate to tentacle porn
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I once farted in a group of people to "break the ice", only I shat my pants.
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>>696222933
What's your kik?
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>>696220359
I masturbate to tentacle porn>>696223121
I also had sex with my manager who was 70 yo and I was 19
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>>696223316
Hiddencamwife
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Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
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>>696222373
Me too. 24 yo.
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>696222222
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>>696223426
quid pro quo i hope
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I lost it
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Got drunk posted me ex gf now she's on motherless and possibly knows I did it and I've been trying to take them down
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>>696220359

I once got bored and repeatedly brought a cat to near drowning in the bathtub. I'm pretty fucked in the head, I hate myself for doing that.
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>>696220359
she told me this in complete confidence
but one of the guys is my friend and decided to tell everyone
she doesn't know it was me.
she still comes to me to try to make sense of what she did/how her secrete came out.
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>>696220359

My boyfriend and exboyfriend both raped and beat me. I live with both of them.
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I browse "pics you were not supposed to share" only bcs I hope to find there someone I know.
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>Started a Thread about being a faggot
>Gets called a faggot
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>>696222373

I only eat my boogers.

When I do, I always mentally call them "pretzels" or "appetizers".
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>>696220359

I had a bully as a child who raped me. Now I have a fake Facebook profile on his friends list and I have been planning revenge for years, waiting for the perfect time to cut that fucker's dick off.
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This 15 y/o trying to fuck but I'm 21 and not sure if I should go for it. I look 17 max lol
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>>696224840
Jesus Christ! Go get help for fuck's sake.
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>>696222523
better be a sociopath then call the cops like you fags do
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>>696225321
>not sure if I should
if you have to even think about it then youre clearly homosex and dont want to have sex with a female, regardless of age or anything.
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>>696223512

Me too! God she's a slut...
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friends girlfriend told me the other night she has been thinking about breaking up with him. definitely want to hit it and judging how touchy feely she was, she's be down. what's the appropriate wait time when it comes to fucking your friends ex gf?
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>>696224834
i dont understand this picture except she is a slut but really i wouldnt give a fuck
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>>696220359
Fucking my gf's mom. She's so much better at everything. Backup plan is that if her daughter or husband finds out we will just live together. Kind of hope that happens.

Pic related, face looks like her
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>>696225897
yeah we should double team her sometime
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>>696223512

MODS
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>>696225265

Knowing you're planning this revenge makes me happy. Here's to your eventual success.
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When I was like 5 I walked in on my mother in the bath tub. I still remember the sight of her little titties and dark nipples to this day. Anyway, she scolded me and told me to take out my dick or she would spank me. I pulled my shorts down and was already rock hard. She sucked me off and slipped her finger up my asshole while she was doing it and I have never felt so much pleasure to this day. We still fuck every now and then but she lives out of state.
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>>696220359
people think i'm a libtard but Oswald Mosley is my hero and I read Mein Kampf
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I love a girl I met online a while ago, ruined her life for a while unintentionally, and now I'm trying to get with her but she has a BF.
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>>696225265

don't forget to document everything on /b/
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>>696226412
cool story
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>>696220359
I insert my finger into my asshole and take out a tiny bit of poop and wash my hands afterwards. I do it about 2-3 times a week
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i'm coming from the 15-18 :( shame on me
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>>696226671

Thanks. She never sucks my dick anymore but loves it when I eat her out. I'll find some pics to post
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Fucked 2 whores and had one affair... still have girlfriend...
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>>696224318
No i just liked having sex with him, when i look back tho i feel like he manipulated me to have sex with him
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I fucked my cousin at a new years party
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>>696220359
The real reason why I don't wanna have a relationship is because I have abandoned issues. Friends, family, they all find someone better after a while.
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>>696220359
I'd had an ex fuck recognized twice on here. One guy thought I was her current BF, the other was someone who had seen her at her job.
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>>696226500
>kidnap
>surprise sex
>stokholm syndrome
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Friend is a dumbass right-wing nutjob and has been hoarding guns and ammo for several years; he is legitimately brainwashed and thinks people are out to get him, so I was afraid he'd actually end up shooting someone. Decided to break into his house when he was away on business a few months ago, stole all of the guns/ammo, and he's been going fucking insane ever since. I don't know what to do because he's been confiding all of his hatred in me and doesn't even know that I'm the one who stole it all
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The real reason why I don't wanna have a relationship is because I have abandoned issues. Friends, family, they all find someone better after a while
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Im HIV Positive I got it from a Pos Daddy a few months ago. My plan is to let the thing run its course to kill me
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>one time a bunch of my friends knew i was super depressed
>on a roadtrip they were like "let's play the movie shrek, anon loves it!"
>my favorite movie is pulp fiction
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>>696227092
you should have at least got a raise or something out of it
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>>696226781

I had a hard constipation which led to bowel obstruction and had to extract single turds with my finger, one by one, until the megabloks turd was suitable to be dumped (I was scared about hospitals and buttpumps).

Finally I succedeed, but the hardest part was getting the hulkturd down the flush. Flushed at least 12 times, and it eventually went down to his destiny.

Repeteadly washed my finger, but that shitstink remained for more than a week.
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>>696225455
What?
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>>696223426
Only interesting if you're femanon and boss is male
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i'm a 20-year-old kissless virgin with no friends but somehow i've managed to hide this facts from everyone i know. i feel empty inside.
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>>696227452
Well yes actually he convinced the owners of the hotel to add some extra money in the last payment
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>>696227775
nice
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>>696220359

I get other girls to help jerk me of, but plan on marrying my gf.
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>>696225912
Same day. Get her on the rebound.
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>>696227746
Well i am
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>>696227365
damn bro seriously ? dude you know with great recent advances in medicine you'll be fine,, i give it 5 years then thell have a cure bro
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>>696228097
fat virgin neckbeard detected
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>>696227961
I KNEW IT!
thanks anon
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I let my nieces shower with me when they stay at my house
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>>696225321
You type 17 max also. Go for it - you're obviously on the same mental playing field as a 15 year old.
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I got herpes from a prostitute in Hong Kong but since I am decently well endowed I convinced my wife that i got it from my penis accidentally brushing along the inside of a public toilet
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Every few weeks i get a hotel and my friends girlfriend (8/10) sneaks to meet me and we have the most mind blowing sex ever , also kinky shit she thought most would frown apon , pissing , cum drinking , messy anal.
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When I was 16 I had a sexual relationship with a married man who had a child.
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>>696224840
Sounds like you have an easy decision to make
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i pour the milk in first be4 the cereal
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>>696229162
3some???
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I see dead people
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>>696227746
its okay fam, i feel you.
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>>696229162
I'm a married man and I've been having a relationship with a child
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>>696229726
thanks bro
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>>696227746
same, we have power in numbers goy
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I'm anorexic
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>>696228538
I sincerely hope they are not children, you fucker.
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>>696228694
Your wife is dumb. Congrats!
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>>696230451
7 & 9. deal with it.
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i have a therapist and a psychologist. i secretly despise my boyfriend since he cheats on me and forced me to have sex but my anxiety is too big to break up with him and everything is getting out of my control and i dont want to go on like this
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>>696220359
I secretly fatten my friends up. AMA. Also, am I weird?
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>>696230930
u need Jesus
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>>696227340
Kek
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>>696230930
i hope you'll find the strength to break up with him. if you do, you'll be fine someday, but if you keep staying with someone like him, you're gonna break soon.
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>>696231484
do you think he could save me?
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>>696231724
no
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>>696231719
thank you
i also really hope that i can get the courage, well maybe i can just make him despise me. he gets jealous as soon as i mention bois on twitter so this might not be that hard. he's a total cunt
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>>696231048
how?
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>>696224840
'Rape,' not real-rape
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not only did i fuck my mates ex on two seperate occasions. i also managed to fuck the girl he has got a major lifetime crush on...
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>>696230930
you need to talk to some friends or family about that shit, friend/family support goes a long way
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I buy condoms for my 13yo niece because she doesnt want anyone finding out she's sexually active because her parents are conservative godfags who would probably ship her off to jesus internment camp. I even let her bring guys or her friends to my house if she needs somewhere safe/private to go.
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>>696232054
So you're a dog?
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>>696220359
I speak in tongues when ever I cum, but only when I masturbate.
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>>696231724
He already did save you. you just have to accept it.
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>>696232003
link your twitter, if all the horny boys on here tweet the shit out of you, maybe something will happen
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>>696232167
you're the real MVP.
I thank you for keeping her clean
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>>696232178
Oh shit, do you have any recordings lol
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>>696232014
A lot of reverse psychology etc. I bring up their weight a lot in an innocent manner, call them thin etc etc. I also make sure they have enough food. I do it all in a way that means nobody suspects a thing.
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>>696232168
kind of i guess. but to be fair he hasnt been the best of mates. was quite nasty at times. guess it was my way of getting back at him
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>>696232476
Haha, no. Its just for a few seconds, but I dont know why I do this. Brain overload? but as I said it only happens when I jerk off, not when I cum fucking my gf.
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>>696223512
Green text
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>>696220359
>Sister fucks nigger keeps bring him in the house
>Parents are like, just ignore it or she get pregnant
>fuck that
>see shiny key on her keyring and make a copy
>look at her gps in car and get the niggers address
>skip school go to niggers house while he is in traffic court
>find drugs and guns, take them
>find his laptop, see pics of my sister with a giant black cock in her mouth
>email them to everyone, parents, school, work everyfuckingone.jpg
>leaving I set bed and couch on fire
>get home later that day
>hear screaming and sister crying, she runs out the door with a suitcase
>I ask wtf get told to stay in my room
>later parents tell me about sister having fight with nigger and burnt his house down and he posted pics of her sucking his cock
>sister leaves for good, living in a friends shed and now in California
>I got a bigger bedroom and a new car and get told "thanks for being normal" from my parents.
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My happiness relies on a girl that's leaving me, and I'm telling everyone else that I'm okay.
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I borrow latex gloves from work and masturbate into them when I get home.

Feels good man
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>>696232167
Does she let you have fun with her?
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>>696229610
Be true. Who do you see?
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>>696232964
>borrow
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>>696224567
Numbers???
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>>696232167
You sir are a good man.
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>>696227460
It's not your fault
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>>696233264
Numbers to mless or the night club?
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>>696232564
Are you a grill?
>>696232731
How do you masturbate? Dues it involve anything weird?
>>696232823
If true, you dindu nuffin
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>>696224492
Commit Self murder
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>>696232564
how fat have you managed to get them so far?
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i had sex with my beast friend in his shed
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>>696232376
figure it's the least i could do. Kinda interesting in that out of her group of friends she comes from the most religious family but was 1st to lose her v. Proof that sheltering and trying to control kids usually backfires. She's not a slut or anything, just normally experiencing life.
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>>696233066
lol never tried, not really my thing. She lets me see her nude once in a while. I'll admit she is very pretty though.
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>>696232823
I did this back in 2008
I confess it often
now I work for the government in DC and everyone likes me for my Integrity
people are like sheep, only want to watch TV and eat burgers

its to damn easy
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>>696225455
Then or Than?

WTF
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>>696232964
You return them when you're done?
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blackmailed my coworkers wife into taking pics and vids for me. posted them here, now her pics are everywhere.
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>>696222813
Only when methinks it won't be a log.
You don't want to drop a log in the shower.
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>>696233833
>She's not a slut or anything, just normally experiencing life
Being that sexualities active at 13 is not normal, anon. It is going to fuck her up later in life. See the statistics and stuff related to this. Would've posted if i wasn't on my phone
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>>696234216
Who will win? Trump or Clinton?
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>>696234561
Sexually*
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>>696227746
Fake it til you make it
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>>696234491
Why did you blackmail her and post some pics.
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>>696234561
>is not normal
are you from 1950? did your time machine crash land here or something? or do you just live under a rock? lots of girls are sexually active by 13, deal with it.
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>>696227746
hide from whom ? you got no friends
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>>696234561
still better than letting her fuck without protection
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>>696233568
No I'm not a grill sadly. Although I do see what you did there.
>>696233668
It's pretty slow tbh. There was one girl who used to be really skinny and curvy, like a model. Now she has a pretty big gut, probably has put on about 20lbs I'd think. There is also this short guy who has gone from thin to having what looks like a bigass beer gut.
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>>696234561
just because you are going to die a virgin doesnt mean everyone else does also
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>>696232167
disgusting piece of shit.
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>>696235168
acquaintances and my parents
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>>696235228
This.

I taught a 13 year old girl I used to babysit how to make a bong, and when she asked why I was teaching her.

>You're gonna smoke pot whether or not I tell you to aren't you.
>Yep.
>Well at least you better do it fucken right.
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>>696225265
Well, I hope you succeed on that one. I'd help If I wasn't a paranoid fuck.
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>>696227365
My uncle in Mexico city is taking drugs to combat hiv. He's doing really well for himself and it doesn't nt affect his personal life either. Best of luck
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>>696235418
indeed a valuable life skill everyone should know, just like changing a car tire or cpr.
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>>696232737
>she's 13
>I put my penis in her vagina
>repeat a couple times per week
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>>696225257
oh lawd my sides
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>>696235792
Apple
Potato
Beer can
Toilet paper roll

Macgiver Smokin

Life skills
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>>696235287
nice
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>>696235418
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>>696221716
If i wanted to make a quick $3 I would just cam on chaturbate for 6 hours
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>>696223512
this is hot
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>>696230930
aand on the oposite side of the field, me.

i just broke up with my gf (long distance relationship ) a few days ago because i couldnt stand her anymore, she didnt respect ME nor my tastes and hobbies and i've put up with it for long enough..

..but the truth is my libido is bursting at the seams and has been for quite some time but im an introvert and cant really approach anyone, much less right now when literally all i want is sex

i feel so..goddamn
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>>696230930
It sounds like the both of you deserve each other.
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I chew my nails.
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>>696235914
The first time
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Met a girl at an airport bar... Rubbed her pussy on shared flight back. Shook her husband's hand when she introduced us picking her up from the airport
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>>696224834
>cum dumpster
i wish she'd be raped
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>>696220359
i was on 175
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>>696236080
>Quick
>6 hours
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>>696225321
never refuse pussy
if you don't someone else will. just make sure no one will ever find out
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>>696229021
Pissing..messy anal...plz details anon
Green text
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>>696237018
Pussy is for faggots traps are better
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>>696234318
Sometimes. I work in a grocery store bakery so if you ever find something white that doesn't seem like it belongs, now you know
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>>696236194
Just fake it, man

No one will know the difference

Pretty soon you won't have to fake it anymore
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>>696225265
God speed
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>>696225035
You are not alone
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I never seed torrents, ever
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>>696222373
we all do, man
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>>696237124
>pussy for faggots
>traps no homo
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>>696220359
I was 17, swimming in pussyour, nice car, attractive, athletic tons of women. Friend was over, Kenny he was 18, was in my room playing heroes 3 with him, told him I was jumping in the shower don't skip my turn botch, when I was in the shower was horns, playing with my dick and getting more horny, made the decision to ask him if he wanted to do anything, got out of the showroom in just a towel, he was still at the computer, I asked him if he would ever do anything with a guy, he said he didn't know so I told him I would, asked him if he wanted to he said yes, asked him to lay down on the bed, pulled his duck out put it right in my mouth and started sick it, he told me my teeth were scraping, I knew I was inexperienced so I loosed my teeth and tried to let just my lips and tongue do the job, he started moaning but I didn't want him to cut yet so I told him I wanted to feel it in my ass, we got off the bed and I bent over the computer desk a little, he used his fingers first it didn't feel bad, then he started to push his dick in, a little painful told him to take it out, I asked him how far in and he told me all the way, then I started sacking his dick again, this time better, he came a ton in my mouth, swallowed some but the rest was dripping down my face, got a call abou5 a party at that point, we changed took off back to slaying pussy that night. At one point at a party we weren't joked about it but everyone thought we were just kidding.
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>>696234579
Clumpton
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>>696227225
Boo boo boo
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As a guy with foreskin
>Cannot pee without completely drying my penis under the foreskin
>hate the thought of pee being there for extended period of time with the inevitable dribble
>always use water in rest room to clean it then dry my dick on inside of dry boxers

Literally don't understand what other people do when they pee. I hate the thought of shaking twice and having a bit of dribble and stale pee stinking under my foreskin for hours

???
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>>696227340
Shoot him..
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>>696228538
fuck you man, i hope they someday realize how fucked this and turn your pedo ass in
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>>696238080
retract 4skin, use toilet paper, done

don't care so much about yer little obsession, its not a big deal. bit of pee never hurt anyone
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>>696238398
he never said he did anything with them tho.
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>>696236417
honestly the 1st couple times werent very good, she was too nervous/not comfortable.She had only had sex a few times before with 1 guy who was smaller than me. Just have to start slow with oral until she is wet and ready then she is good to go. Most times now she would be fine without the oral first but i enjoy it. Have been fuck buddies for a couple months, fuck almost daily now that it's summer and has lots of free time. She's on bc now so we usually dont use a condom, cum in her 75% of the time. she is an awesome fuck toy. shes coming over in about 20 mins
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I've been thinking more and more about killing myself lately. I've been thinking of hanging myself from one of the pecan trees in my back yard. I have 550 paracord, but I'd probably braid together a few lengths of it just to be sure it wouldn't snap in a weak spot. I don't think I'll ever do it, but I've never thought about killing myself like this before. It's kind of scary but I don't really know how to stop. I can't just say to myself "Don't think about hanging yourself."
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>>696231048
Only if you eat them..
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>>696238398
yes because seeing a naked human is the end of the world, then next come the 4 horsemen. you should also call the cops on parents who bathe their kids and such
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>>696220359
i go on 4chan
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>>696239146
bs. prove it
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bmpp
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>>696221578
I'm with you bro.
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>>696238780
what do you mean with "lately"? if it's just a couple of days, then it's normal. happens to me every few weeks.
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bumo
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>>696240153

It started about a month and a half ago.

I'm not looking for attention or anything, I apologize if it seemed that way. I've just never felt this way before in my life and it's been sitting in my mind like a post- it note on the fridge, and I can't tell my wife because she'll overreact. And I can't tell any of my friends because they'll tell my wife. And I can't tell my mother or sister because they'd overreact for sure. I just saw the secrets thread and thought it would be a good way to tell someone what's happening with no consequences.
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>>696227044

Me to. Fucked 4 sluts.. One affair.
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>>696220359
Stole a couple girls' panties from the community laundry room in college, and I have a massive self-fetish for jerking it in lingerie. It's not about wanting to be a girl. It's about how fucking wrong society would think about it that gets me going.
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>>696240985
damn, i feel sorry for you. if you have the money you should try talking to a therapist or something like that; i know it seems like a waste of time and money, but they can really help, and you don't even need to get your family involved.
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>>696241477
Post moar anon.
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i really like my best guy friend but im not usually attracted to men so i don't think he'll ever think twice about me
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I am sex OBSESSED.
I want to fuck my Mum, Sister, Aunt, Grandma, Dogs, Horses, guys, shemales, girlfriend's friends, girlfriend's family members, I'm depraved...
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>>696225035
That's the only reason anyone goes to those. I mean if you just want to see some tits there are a lot better options out there
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My sister is pregnant. Might be mine. I'm freaking out.
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>>696241866

Thanks, man. My wife can tell I'm depressed and has suggested I seek therapy. I think our marriage isn't long for this world, to be honest.
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I broke the dam
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>>696243018
No. I broke the dam.
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I'm not happy with my relationship anymore.
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i cant tell my dads side of the family about the profession I want to get into or they'll disown me
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I fantasize about raping a former friend of mine and her son with the help of my bf.
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Everyday I think about killing myself because I hate life
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>>696240985
You aint alonr bro, find what makes you happy and try your darnest to make a career out of it.

I went to film school cuz I always had a thing for films at the start of my suicidal agenda. It went better than I expected so I can do that as a hobby.

Then I started to get into the cosplay side of things so I could make sci fi movies and I love it honestly. I sell odds and ends on ebay and what have you and its actually going good.

My gf has suicidal thought because our son was diagnosed with extreme autism. I pushed her into SFX make up and shes doing a hell of alot better than me career wise.

So just find your hobby bro and make something out of it, hell you could be the next Mozart without even knowing it
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>>696243624
Same,, but I also want to make her fuck her son, and really screw them both up.
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My wife cheated me with her piano tuner guy but i dont care and pretend that i dont know that coz i love her best friend.
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I ratted out a guy who sold me weed and shrooms to the police so I could keep doing drugs free of criminal record.

Self preservation.
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>>696226781
too much detail anon
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>>696243693
I've been there anon. Hang in there!
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>>696242558
woops
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>>696243766
Exactly the same here. I want to enter their house and watch as my bf tie them down and blindfolds them. Then I want to start out with forcing her to suck her son's dick, making him in cum in her mouth. While the son is "reloading" I want to watch my bf rape her making her cry snd beg him to stop. Then I'll have her to blow her son again while I fuck her with a strap-on. Want to pee in her mouth.
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I've got a bf but I'm in love with another person, don't plan on leaving the bf or telling anyone anything. Bottle all that shit up
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>>696232823
you fucked at, you lost your sister.
You should have got rid of the nigger, retard.
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Jews are trying to take over the world and enslave the goyim
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>>696244704
>>696243624
>>696243766
Wtf is the matter with you people.
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i am a sissy faggot and i love being humiliated
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>>696234561

You're ready to have sex when you want to have sex. If no one manipulated her into it and she's really in control of her own participation and pleasure, then she's probably fine. Fucked up from early sex is really just fucked up from some flavor of what's really rape compounded by being too young to be able to deal with it well.
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>>696236519
you just have some decent game
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I work a graveyard shift at a 24 hour CVS and steal beer or bottles of vodka before the morning shift shows up.I drink and pass out until I have to go back to work.Rinse and repeat.
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I've been molested when I was like 6
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I'm a female 22 year old virgin. Not because nobody ever wanted to fuck me, I'm normal looking I guess, not fat or ugly. I had severe social anxiety for most of my teen years which is a bit better now but still, intimacy appears fucking impossible to me. Whenever a man tries to get close I just want to stop and be somewhere else.
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>>696246317
Get with a dyke and be happy.

Problem solved.
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>>696227346
i feel the same bruh
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>>696246253

Green text
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i dont know dimes from nickles
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>>696246317
post tits
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>>696233833
Degenerate is becoming normal at an accelerating rate thanks to the jews

They just legalized dogfucking in canada

Be careful, you're lubing up a slippery slope. Look what they said about gay marriage a few years ago
>ITS NOTHING YOU WONT EVEN NOTICE IT

Now we have transexuals in underage girls bathrooms
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>>696246317
You might be gay anon
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Saw domestic violence from the age of 4 up until i was 15, think im depressed. All emotion around friends or fam seems like an act. Does therapy actually work?
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>>696246807
>Sister and her male friend came over
>Played some snowball fights
>Sister went in for a while
>Male friend took me to this alley place but wasn't really an alley
>Told me to touch his lumpy dick
>He pulled my foreskin back and forth
>Told me to lick his dick
>He licked mine
>Went back to my sister confused on what just happened
>Told family
>Sister didn't believe, mum did
>Didn't see him since
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>>696246317
Have you tried alcohol?
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i love the woman im fucking but she wants to keep it casual
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>>696236770
almost all they guys she's worked with at space center houston has had a ride with her.

there's a warehouse/toolroom in the back of space center (back left of parking lot), where she 'hangs out' with several guys.

she also told me of her having sex in the control room looking area while kids/field trips were taking place.
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>>696233264
http://motherless. 63EF53A

Please I need these removed
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>>696226126
That's a picture of somebody who looks like my wife ... uh hold on ..
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>>696230930
Jesus Christ break up with him. Being in that sort of situation isn't helping your health at all. It'll suck but it will be worth it long term.
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>>696225265
Here's a toast for succes.

No toast, of course, it's red lager.
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>>696224492
it's been about 8 months
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>>696222241
More like autism. The apathy of the two are very alike.
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>>696224834
so she worked her way through the squad, us guys can do that too you know. she's a cum whore and those guys are idiots. thanks for sharing
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>>696220359
Few times I was dreaming about fucking my own mother. That's sick as hell shit.
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I have an antisocial personality disorder (sociopathy) and haven't told to my family and few friends
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>>696220359
I go to YouTube

Type in either "desafio da piscina" or "desafio da yoga"

Fap

Cum

Enjoy life

Repeat.

(Go check for yourself perverts)
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>>696250197
BR de merda
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I have participated in a bukkake.

We were all hanging out at a friend's house, all nighter and stuff, and I made a joke about how I'm the only girl in the gang (6 guys, 1 girl), and someone else made a joke about having a gangbang, and I said no, and then another guy said what if we all jerk off and cum on you? I thought it was kinky and agreed.

I remained clothed. Didn't do anything apart from sitting on the floor as they all fapped and came on me. It was really awesome being the center of attention like that. We never did anything like that again and remained friends, although I moved to another country a couple of years later.

That was 8 years ago and I've never told anyone else.
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>>696247274
Therapy is like life. Or everything. It's what you make of it.

But srsly, sometimes just saying shit out loud to someone helps. Sometimes, perspective and well. .. Healing, I guess, comes from the least likely sources.

My life was shit and I hated it, but stumbling onto the "right" people made a massive difference.
And now I'm better than ok.
Take a chance, you "sound" as if you have little to nothing to lose, Anon.
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>>696243454
As polite as I can.

Escort services?

Please, elaborate.
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>>696232167
you are a good guy anon
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>>696246253
Find out who the people were. Or their families and relatives. Go after them.
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>>696222348

Your psychologist may as well have said you're a "demon" rather than a "sociopath". It's all bullshit. Don't let some over-educated bitch define you with her nonsense words. She's just as fucked up as everyone else.

Go see an astrologist or a psychic -- at least no one pretends they're real.
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I'm studying to become a therapist to help other people, but I lack a stable sense of self, do drugs and suspect I might be suffering depression and or psychosis from drugs but I cant be sure. I've experience too many different realities to know which one is the "right" one.
Also, after writing this I cant be sure that's how I really feel. I'm so fucking lost mane.
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>>696222639

I do as well. I like to keep that area clean and fresh. I don't get any pleasure from it though. The whole idea of anal "sex" is a mystery to me.
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>>696229021
>messy anal

That's pretty shitty of you.
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I told my girlfirend that i used to diddle younger girls and she gave me the greatest blowjob ever.
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>>696224618

That's pretty awful. I'd recommend that you kill yourself immediately.
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>>696251202
What that means is you are capable of understanding the point of view of another. Not just one, but many.

That is very good. Get it under control and you can guide others to see your decision.
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>>696250454

Tits or gtfo
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>>696226796
pd
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>>696225265

I'm happy to help in anyway I can. I won't contact fag you unless you ask however.
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Negros oh my niggas confiezo que todas las noches que nos quedamos mi esposa y yo en la casa de mis suegros me masturbo con la ropa interior sucia de mi suegra, huele agrio negros eso me pone
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>>696220359
i broadcasted in chaturbate a few times
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My wife hasnt given me oral in a long time. Almost a year.

Also, she has no sex drive and sometimes i want to fuck so much i think about paying for it. But i havent yet.
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I'm a fucked up person, I'm a depressed person who wants to kill himself everyday because for me, being alive is just hell.

I've had bullies when I was young, I've been a bully to some, I've never known my dad, my mum had or still has anger problems, like really bad problems,

when I was 15 she found out I tried weed a couple of times, she then began treating me like scum, like I was a teenage coke head, I'd never sleep in the nights and sleep throughout the day, she'd get pissed off,

once my friend told me she was going for a walk, I decided to go for one too, it had just turned 11pm, it's not like she locks me in the house, she is a good mum, I went out for like 20 minutes because the place I live is pretty boring, the next day I went for a walk at 6:30am feeling drained from staying up all night, I came back and she started shouting at me thinking I was doing drugs, I told her it was only half 6 in the morning, who could I have met at that time to get drugs?!

Anyway enough about my mum, last year this girl broke my heart, yeah seems abit faggy but since then I've realised how fucked up this world really is, I was so when she did that, my friends began to not invite me anywhere because I was always down, I was so alone and had no one, I bought a hamster because I had nothing but my laptop, if there's someone I don't like I think of doing the worst to them, I think about killing them or just beating them up, I have not had a girlfriend for around 2 years but when you're someone like me who just wants one thing, and that is love, not having a girlfriend is the worst, I'm pretty sure I have really bad anger problems.

I'm able to get people to open up to me, I know loads of secrets from different people, I help people with their problems and give advice, I'm a good friend but it's hard when you don't open up yourself to anyone.
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>>696227404
my sides
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>>696252012

We are fucking idiots, and I have thought to do the same.
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>>696251686
Kind words anon, wise and kind.
I just need to get my focus straight.
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>>696232003
No. Don't wait on him, there's a good chance he enjoys controlling you. He gets angry at you as an excuse for him to try to get more control. Just cut him off like the cancer he is.
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I'm secretly a fascist. AMA
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>>696252540
What is Fascism?
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>>696252044
You're aware of how you feel. You are able to put it into words. Don't forget that you're also capable of thinking about how and what you feel. Because of that, you can change how you think in certain situations, would you agree?
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>>696252649
>an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization.

It doesn't necessarily have to be racist or anti-semitic, of course. I prefer to call that Nazism. I believe it's wrong that the votes of two morons who checked a random box are worth more than the vote of one scholar who has studied the situation for hours on end. Democratic politics often boils down to emotion, not logic, and the politicians who it elects are people who have learned to talk, but not to act.

Pic related, from an interview with the leader of the British Union of Fascists.
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>>696227340
yeah, you should be strangled to death with your own intestines. Fuck you, you worthless, thieving piece of shit.
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I'm asexual and I have a boyfriend (I'm male). He was a gay friend who liked me, and I didn't see a problem with dating him. We've been dating for 3 months and I still don't want him to tell people we're a couple.
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>>696228538
How old r they?
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>>696238080
If I want to pee without using tissue, I pull the skin back then piss. Otherwise, pressing the foreskin from the glans out to the tip gets most of it out, then a tap or two. Practice, eventually you will get good at it, use the tp and find that it won't be wet. Yes. Urine free.
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http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/hotteens69/photos/1012447/slut

Here
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I think one of my best friends and I would make a great couple, but I'm seeing someone and she's seeing someone and even though we both acknowledge to each other than our current SO's are far from perfect neither of us has ever made any sort of move on the other. Sometimes I want to but even if I did, I wouldn't know how.
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>>696220359
when i was 12 i molested my 7 year friend
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>>696227365
How did you find out?
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>>696246317
Yo, I'd fuck you, tbh.
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>>696228694
No condom or what?
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>>696254314
you fucking piece of shit
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>>696252010
Make any $$$ ?
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>>696238780
I've been thinking about it since is was 10. 30 now. I had a few brief stints not thinking about it, totaling to maybe a year. I don't do it because I've come to realize how fucking random life is. So even if it sucks now, it will not suck later, then suck again, then not suck. Maybe the shitty parts will eventually overtake me, maybe they won't. I do feel every human should have the right to make that choice. Though, I do think it's better to end it somewhere out of public sight, not in a back yard or something. People will be sad about your passing, no need to ruin a place for someone else. If I do it, there's this old abandoned golf course I would do it on. No one uses it, it's out of the way. Now that nature's taken in back, it's rather pretty. I hate my backyard.
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