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Butts
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>>696184186
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>>696184317
Once the feeling returns to your pegs, the regret quickly follows

Hi how are ya.
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>>696185193
Im gay
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>>696185470
Fabulous
I don't have much but here's a Stalut
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>>696185639
Oh butts right
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the world always needs more butts
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>>696186188
You are amazing, thank you
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>>696186230
You're welcome~
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>>696184090
And here I was expecting human butts and not this loathsome shit.
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>>696186445
I have humans as well
but mostly gay
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>>696186238
>be furry in 2008
>hate all Disney based porn, esp shitty lion king porn drawn by 13 year olds
>2012 start liking the femboi shit
>today
>I have been blessed with sweet, sweet Bambi ass

I love being alive
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>>696186877
deer butt best butt
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>>696186981
I really like this pic but all the pink is a little too gay.
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>>696187171
I hate the color pink, but it looks good on some I'll admit

and I think the dicks have made it gay enough
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alright I'm done for now
unless someone wants more
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>>696187829
Ah yes. Back in a time where Aaron didn't draw balloon animals.
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>>696187952
That was quite a long time ago unfortunately
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>>696187952
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>>696188132
He really fell from grace.

>>696188257
Hello~
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>>696188325
i drank a lot last night
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>>696188412
How was that?
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>>696188513
amazing
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>>696188593
I'm glad you had fun.
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>>696188644
i have a slit fetish
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>>696188771
Is that what all the sharks are about?
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>>696187060
I will have this butt by 2017 it shall be mine I will wear it proudly
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>>696188842
yeah
i want to lick them in the slit
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>>696189043
That's....something?
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>>696189043
I know I'm picking on shark anatomy here but this is getting a little straight for my tastes.
You may proceed
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>>696189163
i'm such furry garbage
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>>696189430
We all are.
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>>696189264
i could post cute cubs if you want
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>>696189462
i want this body pillow
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>>696189593
Should get it then.
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>>696189476
Either or I'm just here to bullshit :3

>>696189593
Pretty sure if you wanted you could email that PUC to a place that prints and makes them.
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>>696188771
Someone i can relate to
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>>696189658
i can't live with my parents and also have this
the character is so cute though
i just wanna run my fingers through his chest fur
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>>696189932
I have various anime characters on mine, but I don't stain them with cum soooo family is sorta okay with it?
Would totally get fur-cases if I found a good one though
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>>696189895
i just want to emasculate big furry guys
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>>696190266
yes
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>>696189895
Oh I get it, I tried doing this with the bfs uncut dick but didn't work out well, quickly switched to the double-hanny.

Why can't humans have full sheaths? Yeah yeah evolution blah blah blah
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>>696191001
you could be this guy bro
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>>696191193
Is that...is that a god damned alligator?
Shit, alligators be eatin ' up all my children.
The pearly, liquidy kind, not the "I'm not touching you" kind.
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>>696191582
it is an alligator
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>>696191193
Jesus shit thats hot
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>>696186702
i have some of me just to keep this glorious thread going for my birthday~<3
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How to I find cute furry gayfags to Kik with? Pic related.
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>>696192134
Happy Buttday
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>>696192022
i know
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>>696192134
Good lord I want that
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rape
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>>696192218
thank you!!!
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>>696192022
I suppose if you raise it from an egg it would let you do this kinda shit...or at least let you make it safe for you to do it lol
I don't have ~10 years to raise an alligator as a pet to love and fuck. I'll probably get a husky or golden retriever tho
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>>696192662
You are welcome :3
I'll probably post butt before birthday (winter months)
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>>696192662
Can you take this?
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>>696192739
it is just sedated
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>>696192739
It's definetly drugged. Not enough for everything to turn off tho
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>>696192894
Yeah too many risks, that dude who fucked the boa was probably safer

>>696192870
Why do you even wear undies dude come on
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>>696192870
yes yes i can
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rape
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>>696193034
I'm not an expert in medicine nor biology so I wouldn't risk that mother fucker waking up on me.


Plus unless I have his dick inside, I'll not cum for ages, increasing the chances of him waking up
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more rape
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>>696192620
If your cocks less than 11 inches long or 5 around, rape will do literally nothing to me...

I get why its hot but I need moans/other sounds of pleasure ringing in my ears for me to cum in a relatively normal amount of time
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>>696193083
I think torn boxers are hot, though.
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>>696193280
Best fuck of your life
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>>696193548
continue
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totally not raep
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these are all old, dubs for request?
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fuck i love it when they scream
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>>696193204
Nice
Any vids?
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>>696193594
It depends on the mindset of your partner, you might think its hot, others might think its trashy.

I have no room to talk I still wear the same undies I've had for almost 10 years. I still buy new shit on occasion, but unless its getting uncomfortable I keep it. Just giving you a little perspective man
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>>696193992
no vids saved :o
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>>696194098
That sucks :(
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>>696194071
I guess ripped undies make me think "manly man".

Maybe im way too submissive
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cryings hot too
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>>696194266
ill make one just for you and a birthday boy in the audience, any requests? (anyone)
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and struggling
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>>696193842
spread your cheeks to the camera.
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dumping
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>>696194585
gape
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>>696194446
I totally get where you're coming from, I am just a nomad who doesn't stick to a clique. Outside of Furry shit anyway. I've been around a bunch of different classes in various locations and its pretty wild how well you THINK you can profile someone.
I come from a middle class strand of a higher class family (moms older brother got handed everything, mom had to work for clothes money at 14) so I'm related to megabucks and nigguhbucks and I still am surprised how some folks from certain classes act despite all my years of people watching
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damn it i need a fem boy so bad right now my cock is aching....i love these fur threads it gets me by some days but i need to fap 5-6 times
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>>696195193
i think i am in love
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>>696194585
Use dildo, do whatever just give it a wee stretch then do a wide legged showcase
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fun photoshoot
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>>696195312
not enough smoothing filters, there are still some natural imperfections on the skin
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favorite
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>>696195469
oh my. i will marry you
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>>696195635
Hey look, a practical use to a guitar stand
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Dat Ass
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>>696194884
very good anon! do you also have an anus?
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>>696195826
"So how's being gay"
>I'm hooked on the D
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Postan
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its been so long it hurts~ i wish i could fill myself with cum, still working up to video
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https://discord.gg/TwVfpFK Gay furry discord sever! 200+ members with staff and member ranks! Although we focus on G/fur, we have a dedicatated s/fur & h/fur section.
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>>696196743
Doooo et
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>>696196743
you need someone to be using that toy on you while you are handcuffed to the bed...
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>>696196743
I'm going to need someway of talking to you after this 404's omg!!
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>>696196833
Hahaha no thanks I just got my autism vaccine, doc says I should lurk moar for another 2 months
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>>696196956
yeah what this guy said
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I had all last night to post butt and I'm like naw wait for the right time now its middle of the day and I can't do anything :|
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running out of lube
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New thread?
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>>696197760
you got kik?
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>>696197760
Give me your kik username, I will love you forever <3 ahah
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>>696197760
I always have 2 spare bottles...I have 20 right now I think
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sharpie in pooper~<3
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>>696198409
hmm nice and cute ass, that you?
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>>696198409
Needs more dog dick
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idefk what im doing, theres no more furry butts being posted and im outta lube... the toy hurts good but i wanna take the whole thing on vid for you sweeties~
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>>696198728
do it babe <3
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Postan butts
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this is what i need in my life....
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>>696199053
you get a request just for you!
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>>696197760
is that a terra? i'm a big fan of the knot on the large
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>>696199363
I'm in love
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>>696199558
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>>696199609
i have a lot of room in my heart and my ass bbz
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Spam me with your dicks plz, I needs it. (757) 618-1967
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>>696199752
and i have a lot to fill it with ;)
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Kys
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>>696199463
IT IS AND I LOVE YOU <3

also, cockpump
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>>696199752
same fag here... got kik?
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i dont have kik guys! but i love your love <3 :<
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>>696199961
with real dick, it's a lot more about technique than size; only been with one guy, but he had just enough dick to hit the second sphincter, so i was able to tighten up and cum from it (can't really take it deep if i'm already tensing from involuntary kegels)

>>696200287
nah, never bothered
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I have a kik, but ain't no way I'm postin it here when I could just meet one of y'all IRL and we can get some major swapping going on
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>>696200954
dang it ahah
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>>696200954
I've only ever had medium sized horse dildos in my ass so I think I know what you're talking about but not quite sure
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>>696201575
Cute print
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>>696201575
i want it <3
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>>696201169
yeah, soz; i just like knowing people are getting off to me pulling a foot of fake dog cock out of my ass

>>696201308
i mean, before you cum, your pc muscles tighten up, and so does the inside of your ass; when i'm relaxed, cleaned out and lubed, i can take like 14" of that purple guy in the foreground of my webms, but that's up into my sigmoid colon. i can actually feel it above my navel if i press down while i'm using it. can't fuck myself very well with it (or anything else deep) when i'm getting close, 'cause i tighten up inside and i'm afraid i'd tear something if i got too vigorous

cowboy's best position for irl dick IMO, but i can get off in missionary, too; not so much in doggy
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this thread is not furry anymore
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>>696200981
well if i met any of ya here in cali wed be taking turns filling each other, not trading pics XD
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>>696202194
you can be sure of that
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r8 my arm warmers
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>>696201863
Thx
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>>696202493
So cute... jerk me off in those? ;) hahah
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>>696202175
Agreed. It's kind of awkward too.
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>>696202175
here have bootie
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>>696202658
i hate femboys so much
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Avid cock sucker here, never bottomed but want to lol. Those toys look like a lot of fun. :)
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>>696202004
It really depends on the bend of the dick. I bend downward so for anal its best to do facing positions but if I were to hypothetically ever fuck a chick again, I'd fuck her pussy from behind so I can bring up on that gspot. Would work with a guy, lube not being an issue anyhow
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>>696202761
femboys are alright
camwhores are kinda shit

we have /soc/ for a reason don't we?
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>>696202761
Yeah they aren't my cup of tea either. All these winking smiley faces and lewd dialogue feel as gross as deathly romantic people in public.
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>>696202194
Ah well I wanted to move to Cali but looks like the closest I'll ever get is Seattle/Portland or Vancouver.
I know Portland can be kind of a shithole but I was raised in Detroit and Glasgow and I hear its mighty gay in that area
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>>696202658
No you're awkward!
Sorry, I normally am too I've just not slept
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>>696203063
they are so one dimensional
it's so bland
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>>696203262
I think on a 4th dimension so give me something other than cocks and asses to talk about and I'll talk about it.
You're not giving me much to work with here
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>>696203480
would you rather always listen to music on blown out speakers or on headphones with a bad connection
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whoops i made a mess
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gape since im fucked silly
i think thats it guys
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>>696203246
Sleep is a nice thing to get. I got a lot of it yesterday.
>>696203262
Yeah it can make you want to retch.

How have you been David? I haven't talked to you in a while if ever.
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>>696186188
>Oral after Anal
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>>696203753
Bad connection. I can't exactly fix a bad connection (all carriers near Fargo SUCK) but if I had been offered blown out speakers the cones better be cheap to replace, otherwise I'd tell they guy to just throw the shits away or give to a poorfag.
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>>696204174
I slept between 8pm and 11 the night prior, but I was actually up because my sis dipped out and said shed be back and only just text me saying she's awake.

She even asked me, "will you be awake when I get back?" and I said probably. She was drunk as shit by the time she left tho
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>>696204174
i am pretty alright
i turn 21 very soon so that may send my life to interesting places
how are you
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>>696204219
2D guro is far worse. I know that's subjective but until you try it you can't knock it.

Also, there are these things called showers you can wash your bumbum
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Something something butts.
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>>696204825
Something something complete...
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>>696204534
I am having trouble following you. Sorry.
>>696204587
Nice. Are you gonna get as sideways as your license when you turn 21?
I am pretty good right now. It's a very lazy Sunday for me. I tell myself I should do things but then I smoke more weed.
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>>696205698
i don't have a license still
that sounds very nice
i got really trashed last night and i woke up and dragged myself to get breakfast which was nice
i like eating out on the weekend it is a nice treat
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>>696205698
Didn't sleep, couldn't sleep. Drunk sister went out after midnight and said she'd be back. Guess it's more my fault for believing that but if she called or text while I was asleep aint no way I'm hearing that shit
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>>696191001
>Oh I get it, I tried doing this with the bfs uncut dick but didn't work out well, quickly switched to the double-hanny.
what is "double-hanny" ?
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>>696206174
Well neither of us can get our hands around both our dicks so I did my best to make my hand a hole for us both. I was grinding on top too so its not like I'm not trying.

That particular instance is only my 6th gay experience and it was my last, excluding the 'solo' stuff
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>>696206638
>checkpoint reached
>8 health remaining
well half life 2 was fun but it looks like i am never advancing
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>>696205161
Ayy you got it.
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>>696206743
doesn't it autosave previous checkpoints
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>>696206827
i think it only keeps the one checkpoint
i mean i could maybe kill the guys but
it will not be easy
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>>696205978
No license? Dag! I recently got mine instead of infinitely renewing my temps as was the status quo.
That sounds pretty nice. I haven't been drinking as much because I started Wellbutrin among other things. Breakfast is always better when it's made for you too.
>>696206743
Clutch like you've never clutched before.
>>696206015
Roger. Sorry you have to be responsible for her. And I too know the troubles of not sleeping. I typically get 3-4 hours.
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>>696207029
no one will teach me
i cannot just learn to drive on my own
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>>696207020
did you check the save files

>>696207084
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>>696207247
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>>696207280
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>>696195635
moar like this pls
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>>696207247
yeah they are all official saves
but
i went in guns blazing and made it
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>>696207489
sounds like you only made it halfway
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>>696207410
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>>696206578
never had gay sex, but I always thought that we would just rub our dicks between the other dick and the tummy like some sort of male scissoring, while making out
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>>696207186
I know the feeling duder. Eventually I got a job repairing antique engines that was far from home. So I just started driving myself to work every morning. The only advice I really found helpful was that looking ahead of you helps keep you going straight. The pivot point of your car is the back tires. And to brake just halfway through the turn. The rest is just practice I think.


Hallo Fracklz.
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>>696204219
Oral after Anal...is the best. There finished your sentence for ya bud.
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oh no now the gay thread is filled with fags
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hi rinik

>>696207765
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>>696208106
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>>696207942
do you prefer eggs benedict or biscuits and gravy
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>>696184090
sauce
http://tiny.
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>>696208427
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>>696208052
when do those two fuck?
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>>696208489
lewd
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>>696208229
I suppose the biscuits and gravy. But preferably neither. I don't like food.
>>696208106
How goes life in the land of corn?
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>>696208543
make a new thread
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>>696208553
pretty boring

same as always

>>696208589
wh-why
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>>696208620
make.
a.
new.
thread.
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>>696207797
>>>696206578
>never had gay sex, but I always thought that we would just rub our dicks between the other dick and the tummy like some sort of male scissoring, while making out

Frotting is the word you're looking for. Have you thought about thigh fucking, sliding his under your sack and let him pound away?
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>>696206775
I don't get every reference, and I don't need to!
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>>696208754
>>696208754
>>696208754
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>>696208553
why don't you like food
it tastes so good
do you have a sensitive digestive system
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>>696208527
I can only dream such a wonderful dream in which these 2 swap fluid guy.
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>>696207797
I used a lot of lube and accomplished this with no hands, but getting used to the junk stubble took a minute.

>>696208732
This.
I basically laid back, brought my thoughts together as close I could and used my hand to fill in along the underside of his dick. Really nice to have a break every once in a while!
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>>696207029
I'm not responsible for her, she's just not responsible enough to take care of herself at the moment. She's 21...if she lived elsewhere I wouldn't know what she gets up to and it'd be less stressful
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>>696208052
>>696208527
>>696208836
Damn
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>>696208732
>Have you thought about thigh fucking, sliding his under your sack and let him pound away?
doesn't sound as hot as my fantasy of making out and frotting with a cute boy.
the thought of the male thighs lovely intertwined is sexy af
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>>696208553
If you don't like food you should work out a bit...energy in energy out.
Navy food tastes a lot better when you've been slaving away all day at the taxpayers expense and in their defense.
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>>696209636
Oh don't get me wrong, Frotting gets me running hotter and going quicker. I love a good frot. But a soft Gooch feels pretty hot too
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>>696209823
I move around heavy car parts all day in an unconditioned, expired metal pole-building.
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