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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>696147859
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Akiko
>>696152486
Going to go to bed hurt
as in
I'll be hurt trying to fall asleep
because my tomato isn't cuddling me
But you solved that problem~ Hehe thank you <3 now i can sleep peacefully.
Goodnight all! I'll see ya tomorrow.
![Kirino [302].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qljQn6o.jpg "Kirino [302].jpg")
i leave to have a shower and the threads already capped. shit
>mettaton claimed
Still claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOF0i4I8EcA
>>696152152
Oh, I would dare.
>I'd probably wear one too. I do enjoy frilly dresses!
>>696152486
Looks like an interesting game, keep me updated on it!
>Especially if it's on PC.
>Go to /o/
>Spooky things thread
This is not what I need to be reading when I'm all alone at night.
Best type moon claimed.
>>696152732
Yeah i am just kinda of autistic with the keyboard
Alright, real talk
What the fuck is with the ship and plane waifus? What in the honest fuck... That shit is just too fucking weird. You guys really are fucking retarded
>>696152864
姫小路 秋子
>>696152761
Nonon!
>>696152549
You're a pretty cool dude as well, and thanks.
>>696152628
You can't prove that.
>>696152651
Some dude who's last name was Harime?
>>696153017
Not just with the keyboard.
Did you know shiki is Butthurt because his waifu IS an actual shit and that literally noone likes him because he's a huges fucking ass. He's not even an elitist. He's just an autistic manchild with shit tastes.
>>696153039
We have some bait here
>>696153039
>Not a single ship or plane waifu has been claimed in this entire thread
>How are we retarded again?
>claiming yume
Demanding your waifus legs for... I just want to see them
Thigh Heigh Socks > Tights > Kneesocks > Bare legs > No legs aka snek
>>696153114
Big words coming from an underage shitposter.
>>696153097
And here as well
What make you think that?
>>696153069
Ehh, I just wanted it to be Ragyo's DNA. So there can be three sisters. And maybe they can in an alt universe, go shopping together.
>>696153130
Not even bait
Boat... planes? What? What is this shit
>>696153130
Whats with the planes and the boat shit then
Saber claim
>>696153114
>>696153230
Oh shit it's going down
>>696153259
Claimed fuckos
>>696153114
Did you know 90% of people who post in this thread are actually desperate, lonely, horny people who use 2d girls to interact with each other, all the while insulting people who don't adhere to their shitty ideology? Yep, you're one of them.
>>696152084
I can't remember if I watched OPM before or after KlK but I know it was one after the other. Haven't watched anything else from Trigger, roast me.
>>696151920
It's basically fanservice: the anime. But it ends up turning nudity into something perfectly ordinary and I like the randumb humor.
>>696152936
We'd be nice and cute...
>I guess it would be ok if you were dressed too
>>696153206
>Legs?
>>696153114
He's pretty damn cool.
>>696153362
That's not a good waifu.
>>696153311
That would be my main guess considering Ragyo was one of very few to be near the original life fiber if i recall correctly
>>696153392
you forgot to post an image retard
>>696153392
It's not my fault my wife doesn't want to have sex anymore.... :<
>>696153114
Jokes on you I like him.
>>696153424
Watch Little Witch Academia.
>>696152871
Ah, this must be what the hip kids use nowadays. Regardless, glad to hear that. Have a nice night, sleep well <3.
>>696152936
Gotcha m8. It'll probably be years knowing him though.
>Especially if it's on PC.
Uh yeah about that.
>So far it's only PS4.
How spooky we talking?
>>696153349
Nothing,jap like weird shit,it comes here and aparently some people like weird shit
>>696153499
It's chen.
>>696153230
>He's exactly right, let me call him an underage because damage control
>>696153114
I haven't talked to shiki, but he seems alright. Stop being butthurt you little faggot.
>>696153599
guessed as much
>>696153559
>little witch academia
Yea, this. I haven't watched the second movie yet, is that any good?
@696153600
When you put in this little amount of effort you don't get (You)'s, silly.
>>696153499
Sorry, I don't think it's worth my bandwidth
>>696153599
That's not Chen.
>>696153470
If Nui and Ryuko are more than just soul sisters, would their kissing be incest?
>>696153424
I could write an essay on why I think Klk isn't very good, I don't consider it bad and it's certainly better than most of the shit we get seasonally. But for Trigger it's down their with their ln adaptations, it doesn't have the batshit insanity of Inferno Cop or Luluco, nor the genuine high quality/polish of Little Witch Academia.
>>696153600
I see you're not trying to dispute it. Your comments about having no friends is also rather ironic.
>>696153788
It's the guy who keeps hating on you people for having fun.
Mercy is my waifu
The lack of umaru chan talk is scaring me
>>696153785
Get on my level shrub
>>696153946
>i default to Mercy
>>696153436
Yes you would be!
>>696153589
Gotcha, then I'll probably never play it.
Not as spooky as it could be, it seems.
>>696153355
Did you see the figure last thread?
>>696153946
Nice filename
>>696152084
Cliches still just make me not want to watch. Although OPM was still enjoyable despite them.
>>696152887
Orange
>>696153976
Umaru a shit.
>>696153941
spike?
>>696153946
wew wew
>>696153796
Possibly, we know Ragyo is into that already so maybe Nui sees nothing wrong with it.
>>696153559
Just means you should off yourself
Shiki is the most unlikable anon.
>>696153392
(You)
>>696153440
Coming from an underage faggot whos gonna get booted from.his mums basement
>>696153629
Stop posting my waifu
I was here before you
K I'm about done for the night.
Goodnight, anons.<3
So many shit waifu's right now it's disgusting.
You're all fucking plebs
>>696153259
Sorry I got distrated, well your general posting style, saving thumbnails and getting defensive over it instead of just learning to download images properly.
>>696154117
Eh I think it's one of those where it gets deeply in personal, I really like when clichés are played with but it's a careful balance to do it right, I believe that OPM manages it while Klk doesn't.
>>696154229
>>696154077
No sorry. Tabbed out and didn't see the post
>>696154178
Where are the proofs???
>>696154284
>>696154122
No lol, I'm just some elitist nobody here knows.
>>696154284
post your waifu then nigger.
>>696154217
Goodnight, Asuka!
>>696154144
I always thought it was weird for her to be groping Lady Satsuki like that. If so, Nui a naughty naughty girl.
>>696154217
Nighty Asuka anon! May you slay angels in your sleep!
>>696154117
>calls umaru shit
>posts a character from gate
Please kill yourself
>>696154217
Night
>>696154340
>>696154310
Did you get those new pics?
>>696154366
fucking elitists
>>696154462
DAMAGE
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>>696154178
At least he's not acting like a retard.
Plus if you're the kind of guy to get upset over that, this isn't the site for you.
Try reddit or tumblr
>>696154462
Hey gate maybe is not my favorite but sure is one of top 5
Rory anon kick her ass
>>696154462
Umaru is trash though.
>>696154516
fucking socializing normies :^) reeeee
>>696154299
It did well, but the cliches they play straight still just rub me the wrong way.
>>696154462
Enjoy your waifu that will more than likely kill herself at 25 when she spends too long on /b/ and gets trips. Because thats her only life goal.
>>696154478
Thanks for reposting that
Looks nice must've cost you a good bit
>>696154178
>3D
Get the fuck out normie, reeeeeeeeeeee.
I need sleep.
Night
>>696154773
Goodnight cutie <3
>Megumeme
>>696154611
i agree
>>696154773
night night
>>696154607
Nearly killed myself looking at your trash
I honestly lost track of which Megumin is which and hate them all equally by now.
>>696154712
Actually no it cost just 30$.
He also had this Shiki figure but that was 200$ which was a bit too much
>>696154365
You got mad when I claimed megumin and you spammed the thread with shitty propaganda
>>696153837
I do have friends
People IRL that I hang out with
>>696154595
Shiki gets pissed because I'm right. He gets mad because someone post a thumbnail (Big fucking deal who cares)
>>696154731
>>696154812
Was claiming megumin before both of you autists
>>696154607
Shiros taste is shit
Shiro is shit
>>696154773
Goodnight
>>696154957
Welcome to me months ago.
>>696154957
>I hate all megumin because I'm jerking shiki off as well as kyouko and shiki is getting all Butthurt not allowing me to suck him off
>>696154413
She has always been quite mischievous
>>696154987
>>696154812
>>696154731
Since their is multiple of yoi, renaming your files would help in identification.
How does one find Shiki attractive?
>>696154028
Bummer. You never know though, maybe they'll release it down the line. Far far down the line.
That reminds me. Need to visit the Eurobeat threads again.
>>696154812
wanna erp? :3
>>696155132
Doing that right now actually.
>Megumeme
>>696154957
Not even the sick cunt one in Perth can save them.
>>696154895
Umaru is proven 100% trash. Ask /a/. Id say ask the fans of the show, but they have no taste and are generally trash.
am i the only normal person here? no; i'm seriously wondering if i'm the only person here who isn't emotionally retarded.
>>696154987
That sounds like some
DAMAGE
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O
L
>>696154963
>30$
Wew that's a steal. That's a good figure of Shiki too must've been hard to say no
>>696155288
No, Im emotionally numb.
>>696155114
But kissing your sister is a whole nother level.
>>696154217
gnight other asuka
>>696155362
obligirory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
:^)
>>696155362
nice.
>>696155167
By not being gay.
>>696155341
It was, but between that figure or a gpu upgrade I sadly had to resist.
>>696155190
Ya, maybe sometime around my 30th birthday.
Oh boy, anything new?
>>696154652
Umaru is perfect more perfect than your cum dumpster of a waifu
>>696155288
No,you are just retarded
Go reed Rosario to Vampire and come back with some good waifu
>>696154987
Post a thumbnail on any /c/ thread and report back on how quickly you are ignored or called a retard.
Because guess what; people who do that are generally regarded as retards.
>>696154385
says the waifuless anon
>>696155389
I guess that's true, but Ryuko kissed her, though she liked it.
>>696155362
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
But I'm the same.
>>696155806
You're 15, fuck off.
>>696155683
oh yeah? you wanna fight me faggot?
Did you guys know that 90% of people who post in this thread are actually desperate, lonely, horny people who use 2d girls to interact with each other, all the while insulting people who don't adhere to their shitty ideology? Yep, that's pretty sad.
>>696155837
hes 14
>>696155702
Not even /c/ has standards anymore, some Nonon anon from here made a thread of Nonon samples.
>>696155459
I was thinking more this
https://youtu.be/_FrOQC-zEog
>>696155665
>umaru
>perfection
Pick one. Nice original insult there.
>>696155465
Hey, either you develop a real thick skin in a kitchen or you quit and drop out.
>>696155459
>>696155806
You both said it wrong.
>obligatrory
>>696155877
New pasta, Chen?
>>696155494
That's a shame but the GPU will get more for that 200 so that's reasonable. Anything else going on. Right now things have been boring, climbing in league and dicking around in warthunder
>>696155761
Since Nui is so naughty, what would you do to teach her a lesson?
>>696155845
Now a litle more bring it on
>>696155877
Fuck you asshole, my main is on Erodar.
>>696155877
Waifu Lovers, I need your help, please.
I need to know everything you know about this anon:
ugh !jerk.BDPDAo
Who posted, at least, in the previous Waifu Claiming thread. Only people with the 4chan extension will know who I'm talking about.
Does someone know him? Has he been active recently, or is today the very first time he has showed up in these threads?
I need anything you know.
Thanks in advance!
>>696155918
Sadly the old self moderation has taken a bad turn everywhere lately, /jp/ is one of the few boards I visit where people will still tell you to go fuck yourself and lurk moar instead of spoonfeeding.
>>696155966
I'm too hot right now to play any serious games, so just shitposting, chatting and playing KanColle.
>>696155939
close enough
>>696155992
Wait, are we talking lewd now!
>>696155939
Indeed it is, Rory.
But does not change the fact that it applies to some people in here who take this community seriously and they care about their reputation.
This thread is just a way to help lonely people to not feel lonely anymore
>>696154117
>best waifu legs are in
>>696155683
Leave rosario out of this snek.
>Back to sleep.
>>696153059
>姫小路 秋子
私が到着しました
私を崇拝 アノン
>>696153114
I doubt Shiki would give a shit
>>696155883
This.
>>696155837
No, u.
>>696156161
I care about my reputation because I don't want to be ignored all the time and called a shitposter.
>Megumeme
>>696155575
Well I just found you the perfect birthday gift.
There's a few new ones, pretty interesting to say this least. This one in particular.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1469344526350.webm
>>696155939
I was trying to be original but you'll never beat umaru's perfection
>>696156190
Lol I lke rosario,that faggot just came with some shitty vampire
>>696156068
Why aren't you replying on discord?
>>696156270
Get identifiable filenames.
>>696156359
>>696156262
はい。
>>696156160
Are we? That's all up to you ;^)
>>696156271
Wat
Oh good lord, this one of all ones.
>>696156120
>Too hot
Its 40.5°C here and it's only 3am. How hot can it be that's it's too hot for serious games
>Lived in a desert for my whole life so I get used to heat
>Winters here are still pretty cold lowest we got was 0°C
>>696156417
wrong person bb
>>696156359
>>696156435
what ?
>>696156526
That's exactly what I wanted to reply to.
>>696156526
Is part of the pasta.
>>696156537
Fuck my life the capchas and everything
>>696156465
I don't know... she would probably punish me.
>>696155702
>>>/c/2711568
No one really seems to care that there's thirty something samples on this thread.
Tatsumaki even pointes out that Anonon was using a sample and the thread freaked out
>>696155494
>by not being gay
How is it possible to find that mess of a women attractive while not being gay?
>>696156270
You literally made a waifu thread called "I only use megumin to shitpost edition"
>>696155321
That sound like some
N E W F A G G O T R Y
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Tsukihi
>>696156161
And that I can understand on an intellectual level. Which is why I try to be nice to everyone. But certain anons just deserve to be hung while fapping.
>>696156329
Perfection is impossible. There will always be someone better.
>and there is nothing more perfect than a god
Umaru is just 4chan personified and exaggerated. Go watch something with real characters and fix your shit life choices.
>>696156691
Rory is a stinky
Lelei > Rory
>>696156519
0c is cold? Fucking shit. Try -40 with wind
>>696156654
I doubt you've been here since 2005
BEST vampire
>>696156784
Worst than Edward,really
>>696156784
One of the worst vampires, literally for children.
>>696156654
I prefer my waifu to have an actual character with depth instead of being a 1 note joke.
>>696156654
it was me who maid the "i only use megumin to shitpost edition"
>>696156756
Waifu material? I agree. But Rory-sama is more just a waifu to me.
>>696156641
Then what would she do to you? And Cmon, who wears the pants in the relationship?
>>696156691
Yes, I guess.
But I am still the most hated anon.
>>696156784
No
This is the best vampire
Shiki needs to calm down. Haven't seen these levels of elitism since forever
>>696153999
>default
>>696156947
Hey Mi Liu YOU FUCKING ELITIST
>>696156760
>Lived in a desert my whole life
Coldest I've experienced
>>696156940
>implying
>>696156947
Return of Mi Liu
>>696156940
That title still belongs to most Megumins.
>>696156161
>>696156940
Well this is kind of ironic.
>>696156691
>taking what other anons say on this thread seriously
Killing yourself is a really good option right now
>>696156507
The game of course. Just gotta wait a bit.
>The ass slap harmonizing with the music
The day has barely begun and it's already been made.
>>696156519
It's 26°C , I want my freezing winter back. I'm from Denmark so really not used to heat, anything above 25 is unbearable.
>>696156930
I'm into some really kinky shit so i'm not sure you would want to know. and probably her,
>>696156602
>>696156626
i didn't know there was more to the pasta
teach me how to be a elitist pasta maker
>>696157086
For you, maybe. I still have a life to live
>>696156940
I'm more hated
One anon loves you
>can you guess who?
>>696157011
Wassup Anon YOU FUCKING SCUM
>>696157072
Return of Rory Should Swallow Mercury
>>696157159
>>696156930
The season is too real atm
>>696157029
winter wisconsin aint cold as your pussy
gimme some love
>>696157239
Why you become so elite?
>>696157233
Yeah Gate isn't over yet
>>696157074
That's the joke.
>>696157072
I was the OC hated anon who pissed every mentally challenged guy in here, because everyone, seriously everyone gets easly angry.
It surprises me how easy is to get a reaction from someone.
>>696157239
No.
>>696157239
Never speak to me or any other of me ever again.
>>696157239
I like you Mi Liu, ya jew.
>>696157144
But Maaaaaaaki!
I think I remember watching that whole clip before. It was weird as fuck.
>>696157159
Oh hohohoho! Such a perfect fit.
>filename
Is that an MGRR reference?
>>696157412
You're just a second tier Mai who gets incredibly upset over being banned on ts3.
>>696157412
>implying people need to be angry to give you a reaction
>>696157412
>hint: its me :^)
>>696157520
Underage goyim detected
>>696157429
Wonder how long until you switch...
>>696157592
this
>>696157742
this
>>696157592
>is easly to get a reaction of someone
See? That's what I'm talking about, guys.
Even from someone who lost 8 months in this thread, is as easly to trigger as it is to do with a newfag.
>>696157624
What'd you say about me you little faggot?
>>696157145
>Denmark
That would explain it. Here in Arizona 26°C is light jacket weather
>Not only is it 40.5°C right now but it's monsoon season so we have fucking humidity on top of that
>>696157792
this
>>696157559
...What do you mean?
Indeed it is, image is based on the final fight and those are lyrics from It Has To Be This Way.
>>696157624
I've had her for a long time now actually.
Half way done renaming images. There's about 600 images.....
>Megumeme
It's nice I'm not needed to create drama.
You guys do it so well all on your very, very lonesome own.
>>696157944
this
>>696157797
I guess if being made fun of is what you want mission accomplished?
>>696157803
Rip, if I were to move to the US it would have to be a far northen state.
>>696157944
This. Most anons in thread are edgy as teens that think they know what 4chan is all about.
