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Hi /b/ ask me anything
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Why are you so pretty?
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Why is there no timestamp or tits?
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Trapppp
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why can't this just be enough?
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>>696141633
Why can't you just bend over?
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>>696141633
More?
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>>696140195

i never thought of myself as pretty to be honest :/ but if you really think so :)
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Why are you here?
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>>696142264

the same reason why you are here.
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>>696142332
To get your snapchat?
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You got me there, how old are you?
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>>696139108
Those eyes...
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>>696142332
Your ass is amazing...
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Do you eat ass?
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whats the deal with airline food?
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Those are lens? or you're eyes?
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>>696141633
What does your tattoo say?
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>>696140898
^ This.
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>>696142964
thx lol

>>696142997
no, i prefer not too

>>696142558
that text

>>696142487
no thx

>>696142540
i am 22

>>696143098
i know right!
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Is OP kill?
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>>696139108

What are your hobbies?
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>>696139108
Are you a trap or no cuz I'd like to be able to fap to you if you're not
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>>696139108

What are your thoughts on anal?
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>>696139108
Are you a serial killer?
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>>696142332
Is this your first time?
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>>696143499
no i'm not a trap lol i'm just a girl who is drunk and wanted to post on /b/ for once

>>696143404
error

>>696143357
OP is not kill I can guarantee that ;)
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>>696142332
What do you think happens after we die?
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>>696139108

Are you into Starfire? Because that whole look says Starfire. Do you cosplay?
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>>696143667
Welcome on the /b/. I will be your guide.
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>>696143622
yes

>>696143604
if you want me to be one ;)

>>696143589
I've done anal and it's so painful omg
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>>696142332
What do you play?
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>>696139108
you know the rules.
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Are you faggots actually talking to this nontime stamped attention whore?
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>>696143807
Yes.
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>>696143667
How does it feel to post these?
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>>696143756
a guide would be good haha

>>696143709
no, i don't cosplay.

>>696143701
i think we have a second life, one we wake up from this virtual one.we're all avatars
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Only the lowest quality bait for you summer fags
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>>696143908
honestly it feels weird because i've heard stories about /b/ lol

>>696143800
I play rpg's
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>>696143807

so what if i want attention
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>>696139108

How big was the biggest dick you've ever had inside you?
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>>696143807
Go be an edgy attention stealing faggot somewhere else. Loli thread maybe? Or go white knight some Snapchat names thread. That always works.
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>>696144070
What stories have you heard?
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>>696144163
How many people have you slept with?
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>>696144163
Still... Those eyes...
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>>696144433
just the usual like anything goes and that i might find really disturbing things

>>696144305
9 inches

>>696144307
why can't i be edgy in my own thread lol you make no sense anon
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>>696144483
4 at most

>>696144599
lol thx ;)
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>>696144650
>>696144307
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>>696139108

Will you suck my dick?
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>>696143807
Why would you post that on your own thread?
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>>696144942
uhm... no lol why would you even ask that?
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>>696144980
>>696144942
Will you suck his dick if I watch?
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>>696145038
>>696144980
>>696144942
Will I suck his dick if you watch?
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>>696144980
What do you like to do?
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>>696144975
why would you make false claims anon? why are you a fuckboy anon? beat it.
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>>696143667
Thank you, gonna fap a few loads out to your pics then, keep up the pics femanon! Got any pics of you in a sexy bra seeing how you don't wanna post nudes?
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Are they eyebrows or have you trained some hairy caterpillars to sit on your forehead ?
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>>696144163
How many piercings do you have? Tattoos?
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>>696145225
i like to do many things, mainly yoga, play video games, and hang out with friends :)

>>696145128
Lmao oh my god

>>696145038
why don't you suck each other's dicks and I watch?
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>>696139108

Does the thought of other guys openly lusting for you turn you on or creep you out?
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>>696144163
Hey gorgeous, can you do me a big, big, big favor and gently rest a shoe on that pretty head so we know it's you?
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>>696145371
Ok.
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>>696145254
no, but i got a bit of as :p
omg i can't believe i'm doing this.
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>>696139108

Got anymore pics of you in stockings that youre willing to share?
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>>696145483
Mmm, you know it's turning you on just thinking about the anon here fapping to you.
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>>696145352
i have a couple tattoos

>>696145426
idk, it doesn't really affect me.

>>696145459
uhm... i'm not here to perform tricks lol do me a favor and beat it honey ;)
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>>696145483
What kind of bud do you smoke? Do you dab?
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>>696145483
What state do you live in?
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>>696145651
i don't smoke or dab

>>696145551
no, i'm actually ready for bed, but i'll keep answering your questions :)

>>696145622
maybe ;)
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>>696145483
>love
Gawd
>falling for bait and don't care
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Should I rollover my old 401(k) into an RothIRA, another employers 401(k), or just take the distribution and buy a shitload of drugs?
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>>696145869
Gonna show your timestamp or wut
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Give us a time stamp or shove a sharpie up your pooper you fucking whore

>ps. Ever sucked a black cock?
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>>696145869
Did this thread live up to your expectations?
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>>696145820
California

>>696146040
do what you gotta do

>>696146061
it's your choice if you wanna leave
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>>696145869
Be honest are you rubbing yourself right now knowing alot of us are jerking our cock to you?
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>>696145649
Yes ma'am, will do. Before i go though, how about you hike up those shorts and spread those cute little thighs for me? I've gotta be sleeping soon, don't leave me hanging high and dry sweetheart
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>>696146208
Wanna drive up a state and bang?
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>>696146077
if you want to leave cause i aint giving no time stamp, be my guest, i'm not here to please anyone haha it's my first time on here so yeah

>>696146103
honestly no lol i thought it would 404 or something, im not very talkative to begin with but because im drunk i really don't care :)

>>696146209
no, i'm just laying here with my laptop lol
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>>696146278
Kek
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>>696143802
And so do i.
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>>696139108
lmao
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>>696145869

What are you wearingto bed?
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Bait.
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>>696146404
What made you want to do this? The no timestamp thing is pretty ballsy. I dig it.
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>>696146499
A full commitment is what I'm thinking of.
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>>696146278
lol no, im not gonna post nudes

>>696146368
no thx lol
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>>696139108
Do your parents know you're posting on here?
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>>696146404
Add me on snapchat.
RedheadBootyKiller69420
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>>696146641
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
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>>696146404
Do you have any spicy memes?
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>>696146530
underwear

>>696146576
just all the crazy things i heard abut /b/ lol i saw some really fucked up shit
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>>696146650
Not nudes, just a little snippit of your panties in those shorts. I'm rock fuckin solid over here. At least get me to cum
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>>696146556
>obvious bait is obvious
Still want timestamp on tits
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Will you put a hammer up your ass and go jogging?
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>>696146652
i live on my own lol

>>696146663
i don't add randoms sry

>>696146772
no. i just repost memes
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>>696146806
sry i'm already for bed hun just gonna reply to whatever you anons ask other than for nudes.

>>696146837
still want proof you aren't a faggot
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>>696146911
Cmon add me at least. My name is Andrew. My Snap is BigDicBerryCrunch666
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>>696146906
your hammer maybe :p ;)
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>>696147147
is that made up?
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>>696147123
>>696146837
Shots fired.
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>>696146799

What kind? I need details OP

Boner needs boner fuel for blast off
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>>696147245
No.
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>>696147294
use your imagine honey ;)
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>>696147441
What is the answer to this? I can't figure it out...
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>>696146911
I wanna see your teeth.
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>>696145483
Do you have anything else before this 404's?
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>>696147605
last night I "peirce brosnan burgered" your sister? lmao idk
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>>696146799
What fucked up shit did you see? Rekt thread? Slut Shaming? Racist thread? Loli thread? CP thread?
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>>696147718
here's an older pic

>>696147747
i have this...
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>>696147935
You have a pretty smile.
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>>696147913
loli/cp, rekt it made me vomit :(
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>>696148062
thx :)
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>>696147935
You are the kind of girl I fantasize asking out and just playing video games together and just hanging out doing nothing.
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>>696147800

More like I Goldfingered your beef
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>>696147123
Look, anon, I get that you're a male and you're dabbling around and experimenting with your sexuality pretending to be a girl and all that shit but you kinda make it hard on me to please you if you don't please me. Show me some skin and I'll dirty talk you.

And if for some crazy reason you are in fact a female and wonder "hm, I wonder why he thinks I'm a dude?" It's because you haven't supplied a timestamp with a picture of yourself. You don't even have to show tits. Promise. We can't take your word for it if you don't prove it.
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>>696148284
really? lol i don't get too many comments like that haha

>>696148336
you would just love that wouldnt you?
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>>696147935
I'm satisfied with this thread...
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>>696147935

Do you have one of you playfully sticking your tongue out?
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>>696148397
see the thing is I never go on this site, so you assume i'm just a troll. but the fact of the matter is that your trust dimished so much because you spend all your time on 4chan /b/ because you have nothing better to do with your time. and i feel sorry for you, but everything will be okay because it's not too late to get out anon. Believe.
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>>696148477
Would you be into that kind of relationship or are you just a normie? Just curious.
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>>696148477

Tbh yeah. There isn't a square inch of your body I wouldn't drag my tongue across.
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>>696143767
Do you like to be dominated?
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Where are you from? Country/state
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>>696148528
I am too actually lol /b/ is pretty awesome asides from the fucked up shit like rekt threads and cp

>>696148546
no i rarely take pics of myself. usually i take pics for my bf but we broke up a couple days ago.
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>>696147935
I like your paleness...
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Reminds me of her
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>>696147935
You strike me as a blogger/vlogger...
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>>696148717
i wouldn't mind a relationship like that, would be pretty chill honestly lol

>>696148747
lol of course not :p

>>696148822
sometimes yes :p
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Do you think my cock is big? Guess my inches...what would you do to it?
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>>696149015
So you're the type of girl to be in control then
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>>696148857

Was it serious? Was it he, you, or both that decided to call it quits?
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>>696148864
uhm... okay, thx i guess?

>>696148953
she has great tits ;)

>>696149010
I'm not into blogging/vlogging
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>>696148701
>the thing is I never go on this site
>it's not too late anon
>anon

Gotcha, bud. Had me going there. 8/10 up until you blew your own cover. What archived thread is this from? I'm still new, been her since like '12ish or maybe it was '13? Either way, gfuckingg bro
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Jesus Christ! Am i the only one around here who knows how this game is played??? Tits or gtfo!
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>>696149300
Yes.
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>>696149136
6.5 and probably ride it ;) haha

>>696149174
sometimes lol I like a little domination every now and again

>>696149179
it was going on two years but we decided the flame just wasn't there anymore and called it quits. we're on good terms but idk if i wanna be his friend.
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>>696142192
Don't lie, you're here to fucking fish for compliments
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>>696149277
Shit the mystery has been solved
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>>696149369

Why did you suddenly decide to post?
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>>696149277
funny, so you're just trying to fit in by copying everyone else? lol wow even i'm an original not some faggot who like to follow along with what others say, you just played yourself.

>>696149300
show me yours first?
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Op here. Im a guy, a fag btw, got you idiots.
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>>696149452
you're here because you're a cuck

>>696149508
yeah he's a newfag i know, at least i can admit it right off the bat ;)

>>696149538
because I'm drunk and heard stories. and why post in a thread that's already big when i can make my own thread :) makes sense, no?
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>>696149725
OP here for real, anon is just a fuckboy tryna derail thread haha
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>>696149539
Everyone knows that without a timestamp it's just bait, lurk in or learn PS "newfag"
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>>696149798

Feel like posting again sometime soon?
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>>696139108
well , we do that then ? i'll give you a nice present $$$ if we meet in person , what do you think about it ?
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>>696149927
That picture doesn't match your post...
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>>696149927
again, i am new here i don't know the fucking rules to my own thread lmao fuck off cuck

>>696150009
here's a bathroom pic from earlier in the week lol
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>>696149798
I bet your pussy tastes great...
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>>696149277
>>696149927
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>>696150131
no thx hun
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>>696149539
You... You realize that is the whole point of /b/, right? Pretending like you know all the inside jokes? I get that you tried to play it off like you were trolling this whole time but I didn't know you were this new. I'm sorry I even said anything.

By the way, where'd you get the pics from? A "pics you weren't supposed to share" thread? Because I noticed you ran out pretty quick which leads me to assume you didn't get those pics yourself. She's pretty hot anon. Props to you for not being an idiot and allowing people to sauce your pics from Google. You put some decent effort into it at least.
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>>696150230
i wouldn't know lol i'm not that flexible :p
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>>696150190
Would you kill me while fucking my brains out if I paid you?
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What the fuck is going on here? You know the rules. Tits with time stamp or GTFO.
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>>696149899
Real OP here. I mean it, I was just fucking with you guys. Who wants to see my dick?
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>>696150295
to see each other on video links ? i can assure you i'm not bad looking , bit old compare to you , and i'm very easy going , so ? anyway you are stunning
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>>696150190
>cuck
>when you can't defend yourself because you know you're a fake so you use meaningless insults
Okay
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>>696150357
You could taste it off my cock if you'd like...
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>>696150190

> sea star
> red hair
> green eyes

You got that whole Little Mermaid thing going for you. Never have I wanted to go down on a woman underwater as much as I do now.
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>>696150267
Bro, how is that a shitpost? Come on...
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>>696149136
Firstly take a fucking shower i can smell your cock from here. Secondly...your fapping over a dude.
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I don't kn9w of you had another thread or you're just dumb, but Jesus christ are you faggot retarded?

You're cute but timestamp or gtfo, fucking hell.
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>>696149798
Just fuck off, no one wants you here
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>>696150664
I do.
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>>696150355
you are such a tryhard, this is why you get no pussy anon. go back to a cp thread you sick fuck

>>696150380
uhm... what?

>>696150417
you know the rules, tits or gtfo

>>696150430
REAL OP here, you're a queer

>>696150484
thx lol i'm sure you are hun ;)
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>>696139108
Fucking betas.
You know the rules.
Tits with timestamp or GTFO.
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>>696150528
Also
>calling people cucks
>I'm new guys go easy on me :3
>knowing the lingo
Ooookay. Smelling fishy OP
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>>696150355
Anon it's no use, just let the faggots mingle and let them regret after their ass's are in pain
>implying that you would believe the ruse enough to get fucked by a dude
Yeah I am because all of you are this fucking stupid
Are there this many summerfags??
The whole summer theory was kinda disproved by moot so what is this shit
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>>696150722
>>696150380

I think I was pretty clear...
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>>696150722
Eh i give up. OP is obviously autistic pond life.
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>>696150803
Exactly my fuckin point
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>>696150722
Okay.
I'll give you a chance to prove me entirely wrong.
I'll pay you twenty dollars over PayPal if you provide a pic of you with either a shoe on top of your head or a pic of you with a time stamp.

I'm waiting.
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>>696148701
Obvious troll is obvious. I'm out.
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>>696150664
you seem to be the only one

butthurt much?

>>696150580
well if we go down underwater, just know i'm the only one coming up for air lol

>>696150548
lol no

>>696150528
>when you're a trump supporter
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>>696150803
>3000 comments in
>no timestamp
>implying this is bait
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>>696150430
actual OP here, who wants to see 'my dick?
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>>696139108
>175 replies
>35 posters

sure is lonely in here

sage
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>>696151219
>implying this is bait
We passed implying and it proved itself half an hour ago
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>>696150885
Don't you ever get tired of the whole "tits or gtfo" thing? Believe me I used to say that every chance I got for the past 6 years but at what point does it just become monotonous and boring. I just don't ask for timestamps or say it anymore because I think I've just gotten to the point of not caring. /b is going to be /b either way...
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>>696151187
before u fall asleep can you post 2 more pics of you wonderfull bum ? please ? :)
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>>696150355

Shit.. This fucking paranoia... It's fucking weird actually seeing it. I can't even imagine what other people thought aboutme when I got like this.

My dude. You need to leave it be. It sucks that you've been fucked over so hard before, but you need to let this go.

Stop obsessing in tryingto prove something pointless and just leave.
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>>696151172
>when you're a trump supporter
When you're so fucking stupid that you think using a meme with Trump on it makes you support him
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>>696150803
like your pussy?

>>696150892
pretty clear yes, but why

>>696150992
hate

>>696151021
hate

>>696151074
>anon used Bribe
...
>Bribe Successfully evaded

>>696151172
god you are such a faggot geez, why are you here?
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>>696151436
Speak the truth /brother. Speak it until they finally understand. Speak it even if they will never understand. Speak it.
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>>696151364
A time stamp is a time stamp, I've been here for 9 years and never once said tits or gtfo
>9 years obvious bait is obvious
Yeah okay idgaf about the whole newfag thing or summer fags, I even joined in a summer but one too many summers passed and somehow I'm still here
>your point?
A time stamp can be given with a picture showing anything, clothed or not, just needs the stamp to prove one is who they proclaim to be
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>>696151187

Wouldn't mind it in the slightest.

I'd be going out the way I came in; soaking wet and head first between a pair of legs
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>Asians will conquer the world and are the master race:

1) They invented everything we use: rockets, paper, forks, guns, working vertical flight (unlike davinci), wheels, writing (which Greece copied from Mongoloid Mesopotamia) and manufacture everything today. Chong engineering splodes German bs to hell.

>2) The Chinese never abused their absolute power over the Philippines, willing tributary States (Vietnam, Korea, Tibet); all was peaceful until Euraberica began mettling with failed proxy wars.

3) The Japanese were beyond honorable in how they treated their conquered subjects, even released and paid POWs for their labor... until they friended Germany in ww2.

>4) These 3 Chongs never unnecessarily nor independently decided to ravage/exploit the shit out of a foreign land like the Dutch in Africa or Spain, Portugal n USA in America's.

5) in Africa, China has been building schools, hospitals, infrastructure while employing Africans instead of shoving in bibles, taking their food, diamonds, etc.

>6) During natural disaster they all work together to make sure everyone lives; there's no price gouging Jews or Rambo thieves.

7) their marriage + infidelity rates are far lower than Euraberica, where lifestyles cause middleage men to commit suicide and die poor.

>8) Their media isn't as depraved as ours, e.g. tosh.o's 'black dildo fight' where a young boy got raped and In his other videos ppl get killed.

9) they actually get shit done instead of working 1 half hour or 2 half hour a day like in Ameroupe.

>10) Highest IQs, lowest crime rate. Their lit doesn't glorify murder, suicide, crying over destiny, cheating or wallowing in sorrow - respectively, Shakespeare, oedipus, and western poetry)

11) Never invaded the middle east for false flags like 9/11 and nukes (occupation kills 100,000s of innocents+created enemies RN)

>12) No Abrahamic morality or western laws to stop their already-made progress in human biological engineering.

Submit to your new overlords
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>>696150892
>>696151616
Bored of normal sex... would probably be the best sex I've ever had...
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>>696151433
1/2

>>696151461
call it how you see it hun
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>>696139108
Is your name Shannon
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>>696139108
why is this thread still going?
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>>696151831
Get the fuck out of here we are removing the veil on a massive faggot that is OP
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>>696151436
Tbh I just like the feeling of pushing him into a corner and watching him squirm behind that computer screen. Wondering what he'll do next in reply to my posts. It's not paranoia, it's this sadistic trail for me that I get to demean him further and further until he becomes so small that he breaks and realizes how ashamed he truly is for being one of those mentally Ill/cd/traps sissies and hangs himself. I want to embaress to the complete point where he sees himself in the mirror and loses his fantasy reality. I want him to kill himself.


I'm being dead serious. Not angry. Not anxious. I just want someone to die because I get a very distinct pleasure knowing that I caused it. I took his life. I caused him pain.
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>>696151964
I wish I knew
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>>696151867
Those legs too... Nice...
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>>696151826
sounds hot ;) lol

>>696151433
2/2 ;) enjoy hun
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>>696139108
follow the rules faggot
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>>696151964
Boredom?
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>>696150357
Have you ever used a pre-owned dildo?
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>>696151963
no, way off

>>696151964
this is why...

>>696151999
to be honest you're a kinda being a bitch
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>>696152121
You first.
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>>696151999
I was going to bed an hour ago but couldn't sleep because of this god damn thread and am waiting for it to 404 so I can go to bed in peace
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>>696151964
>>696152120
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>>696152292
Same... Why can't I just let this thread go like the other 50+ a day?
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add me on steam?yy
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>>696152180
no

>>696152292
please just go to bed and stop wasting your time
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>>696152120
See if you were a real person you would just put a timestamp on your leg or something
Kill yourself
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>>696152429
Ok.
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>>696152415
Leave and I will too
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>>696152397
don't have one

>>696152429
and you would let it me post whatever i want in my own thread. you want time stamps look elsewhere i don;t have prove anything in my own thread retard.
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>>696152263
Im not OP you faggot, nor am I a women, so again, follow the rules you beta faggot
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>>696152512
no, im not gonna leave until i pass out.
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>>696152120
11 out of 10 , as I said you 're stunning , a sculpture that never ger tired to look at it :) thank you you are top notch , all the best babe hope to meet you again in here . :)
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>>696152415
Post a pic if your creamy panties :p
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>>696139108
I have a nuclear bomb fetish.
If you had a nuke, would you be willing to let me back off to a picture of you over the internet, and a few seconds before I am about ready to cum, drop a nuclear bomb on me eviscerating me forever?
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>>696152570
Jerking off to you OP
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>>696152617
No.
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>>696152669
thx hun :) would be great to hear from you again hagn
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Show penis OP
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>>696152570
Do you have more of your eyes?
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Gonna OD on what ever I can find if this doesn't end
>mfw Tylenol
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>>696152570
So I'd like to bond with you before dominating. How does that sound lady?
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>>696152803
No.
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>>696152257
I know who you are inside. You're afraid. Afraid your parents will know who you are. You disgust them and you know it. That's why you act out your fantasies on here. You run from the repercussions of your decisions. You can't face your own problems. That makes you small. I can read you like a book and your faux confidence is breaking like an egg shell. You've lost your followers and the thread is on it's last leg about to 404. I know you won't know where to go for attention after this and more than likely you'll sit in bed and let the dark thoughts roll in again until you fall asleep or break down and sob. I know you contemplate suicide constantly. Perhaps even self harm, no? Maybe a little drug abuse? Whatever keeps the thoughts inside, right? Well, just know that there are people who can read your facade like a book. People who know your every cause and effect. You can only brush it off your shoulders for so long but eventually it's going to anchor you.

You. Will. Drown.
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Just got here whats up yooooo
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>>696152625
Ok.
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okay i'm tired, maybe i'll post again later. idk i'm pretty drunk and tired lol hagn /b/ this was quite an interesting experience.

>one last pic before i say goodnight
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>>696152968
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.

You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
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>>696153014
You will die a fake just like you were born
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>>696153014
You will die beautiful :)
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>>696153014
She looks drunk as shit...
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>>696153067
>probably copy pasta
I approve of this message
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>>696151999

I did that once to some girl I met on fb. For some ungodly reason I set out to prove that she was actually a whore.

Loaded questions, asking around? tryngto see ifreally she would trip up on her lies (and believe you me I believed every word sheI said was a lie or misdirection) I was a obsessed trying to prove this.

I'm still not entirely sure why I was so fixated, but it suddenly dawned on me how fucked up I was.

This whole situation here? You could either loosen up and take it as a harmless joke or you can keep investing so much energy on something that will go away soon anyway.

Just take it easy, man
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>>696153215
Stop posting to yourself
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How about we keep this thread alive?
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>>696139108
whats the biggest dick you ever had in your mouth bitch.?
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>>696152120

Do you squirt, OP?
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>>696142964
no one wants to see your little aids infested dick faggot go jerk off to gay porn nigger.
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>>696153319
Anyone know any good jokes?
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>>696153412
Ok.
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>>696153014
You're going to kill yourself eventually. The moment I get wind of it, I'll masturbate to your pictures knowing that your dead. I'll take great pleasure in the fact that I know that I caused this. Have a good night. Be careful who you give your location out to.
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>>696153319
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>>696139108
will you be back next summer?
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>>696153474
Ok.
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>>696149136
that dick is little and skinny faggot get lost nigger.
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>>696153309
Let's participate in a sexual intercourse session.
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kik Randomcreamegg2006
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>>696153552
>>696153412

Dude. Did you just come to this thread when it's about to die just to rate dicks?
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>>696153262
Some of us have to work really hard to reach the pleasures we seek to arise to.

Some of us have no limit or cap of pleasure.
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Snapchat BoneCityRobbers555
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>>696153416
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>>696153014

Same time? I need to know? My dick is obsessed.
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>>696153637
That was my thought too
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>>696153698
Kik MirandaVArizona22
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God dammit you motherfuckers. Does ANYONE remember the goddamn rules.

TITS AND TIMESTAMP OR GTFO.

If someone thinks it's relevant to mention he's a girl, let him provide proof or gtGODDAMNfo
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>>696153637
Leave all faggots. Dude.
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>>696153838
No.
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>>696153715
Retard, no. He ran out of pics to post of the girl who sent them to him. He's never posting again. Save them. Move on.
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Sc and kik: IonlyusethisforloliXD
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>>696153834
Tits NAO
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CPSecretSiteRunner50
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Let's be honest anons how many posts do you think are OP's I'm guessing 65, guaranteed half the replies to OP were OP then OP replying to one's selves post again. There aren't this many stupid fags on here to fall for this bait, that original dic pic was probably OP himself trying to make it all look real
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>>696153988
Dude. That was the supreme court case that instituted Miranda Rights.
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>>696153889
OP, you said you we're going to leave so leave. We know it's you because you keep giving the same short winded replies. A lot of us here have been here for a while and know how to identify a samefag.
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>>696154163
No.
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Snapchat: LetsTryToGetBannedByTheModsITT
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Snapchat: BonerJams7
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>>696154251
Prove you aren't samefagging with screenshots or else you're samefagging.

Inb4 no
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THIS THREAD IS CANCER. Stop posting you dumbassess. OP is a faggot
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>>696154391
Snapchat: LetsAllKillOurselves
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>>696154402
Ok.
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>>696154158
Lol I derped. Should've payed attention in history I guess
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>>696154402
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.

You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
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>>696154484
Are you doing it?

inb4 no
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>>696154163
I've posted 20 times or so (not OP) can you guess half of them? I'll give you 5 hints >>696154075
>>696149927
>>696151306
>>696151770
>>696152292
>>
Why am I still here?
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>>696154617
Yes.
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>>696154662
Because you are like me and want to see this through
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>>696154609
Okay bud, copy pasta is getting kinda stale
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>>696154617
Summer fucking bitch cuck fag here reporting for duty! What does inb4 mean?
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>>696154806
It's not even a week old.
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>>696154814
So kill oneself, so get started
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>>696154876
My chips get old after 3
Copy pasta should never be repeated
Unless "what the fuck did you just say to me"
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>>696154876
You posted it twice in the same thread. Also the whole post in this thread or ur mum dies shit isn't really that old but it's getting annoying already. Like to the point where it's not even ironically funny. It's basically the banana Peel meme in ylyl threads now.
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You suckers, where the fuck are the rules???
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I'm gonna be honest. I want to be killed during sex like when James Bond was almost killed by Xenia in GoldeEye.
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>>696154745
OK.
>>
fucking attention whore
go kill yourself borderline personality disorder bitch
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>>696155179
^this
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>>696155283
You're late. Get on with it.
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>>696155179
We are so far past it doesn't even matter
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>>696155122
You keep saying things like this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ dial soap that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and "How to be a faggot" tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.

You believe you are hard. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just dial soap. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
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What is this thread anymore?
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I'm starting to think this thread is immortal.
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>>696155360
Please God. 404 soon. I have work tomorrow. I need to sleep. I have a terrible addiction to 4chan and can't leave unless the last thread I have open has 404'ed. Please. I'm so tires.
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>>696155487

cancer
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>>696144163
You should drop the piercing, face piercings are disgusting
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>>696155283
Ok.
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>>696155587
Ok.
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>>696155591
OK.
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>>696155487

People that actually want OP to come back with more pics and tryhards pretending not to give a shit and lurking in case OP comes back.
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>>696155576
We are never going to leave. This thread will never die. Help...
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>>696155576
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>>696155695
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>>696155754
I just threw up outside my window. My stomach hurts so bad from staring at the screen and I'm not joking
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>>696155873
Your going to die anon. Accept it.
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Fuck it
I've had enough cancer over the last 2 1/2 hours from this thread
It's spread to every part of my body
I'm going to bed
Fuck all of you
Good night /b/
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>>696155664
OK.
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>>696155873
Kek
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>>696155963
Ok.
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>>696155991
No.
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>>696155963
See you later tonight anon
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>>696155777
Have you checked your tires recently?
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>>696155777
>>696156185
This thread is so meaningless it went unnoticed
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>>696156292
I wonder how many were missed throughout the whole thread?
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I don't care what people are saying. This thread has been so horrible but has given me so much enjoyment for some reason. I have never experienced anything like it.
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>>696156489
This Femanon OP has started the fall of /b without even realizing it.
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miss me?
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>>696156489
This femanon? Implying anyone but boxxy is to blame.
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>>696156824
Oh, speak of the devil.
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Goodnight anons, I don't feel too healthy.
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>>696157064
Yeah your probably gonna die dude I'm not gonna lie. Goodnight sweet prince.
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>>696156992
Lololol you beat me to it, took so long scrolling through to find them
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