Let's play a game /b/. You are granted one wish BUT anyone can add a condition to the wish. I'll start.
I wish that I could learn any skill by seeing it done once.
>>696137687
But only if it involves deepthroating.
>>696137857
I kekd
I wish my uncle never raped me when I was 11
I wish that I could have the powers of a true saiyan warrior.
>>696138191
But only if it involves deepthroating your uncle.
>>696138191
But have to be raped by your uncle again for the first one to be reversed.
>>696137687
But you are blind
>>696138235
But it could only be used while fucking babies.
>>696138235
But you're bald
>>696138348
Double kek
I wish all the niggers disappeared.
>>696138416
I see what you did there
I wish I would die a quick and painful death
>>696138562
But have to live in Somalia for 10 years before wish is granted.
>>696138562
But a more annoying and useless race would appear.
>>696138562
But you have to fuck every nigger
>>696138624
But only when you're 90
>>696138562
But one reappears in your room every time you fap.
>>696138235
But you remain fat and still don't get any girls.
>>696138624
But you would have to resurrect forever
>>696138624
But not before being forced to eat out Rosie O'Donell who happens to have a yeast infection and a severe herpes outbreak
>>696138624
But you have to live a long and painful life.
>>696138562
But only if you successfully carry the #coplivesmatter movement to popularity, leading to mass lynchings for several decades until all the niggers are exterminated.
>>696138624
But your whole life will be filled with agonizing pain
I wish I were a femanon for a day
I wish for the ability to see any point in space whenever i want.
I wish I wasn't a nigger
>>696138924
But you only become one through bad surgery
I wish mom and dad would let me swear and stop grouning me
To be loved
>>696138924
But your internet would go down for the day.
>>696138924
But you're a post op mentally ill 20 something tranny
>>696139049
But you would weight 300kg
>>696138924
You had to fuck 10 regular male anons to achieve that
>>696139030
But you're blind
I wish I could stop being a faggot
>>696139081
But first you must spell correctly
>>696139049
You'd still be a nigger in personality
I wish I always felt the buzz I get after a few beers.
>>696139180
But you can't, faggot
>>696139030
But you can't see anyone nude or and anything beyond earth
>>696139030
But you have to press your finger against your mother's anus to activate it.
I wish Trump would be president
>>696139159
Kuking kek
>>696139081
But they throw you out your house the moment they let you
I wish she would love me back
>>696139196
Grounded me
>>696139264
But he dies 1 second later
>>696139096
By the person you hate the most.
>>696139264
But Hillary is in jail
i wish that i wasn't a massive disappointment with no direction to my life
>>696139199
Check'd and kek'd
>>696139201
but you have to be naked
>>696139264
But the American economy and foreign relations would be terrible.
>>696137687
I wish I could go to sleep and never wake up.
>>696139312
But she has a scat fetish
>>696139407
but you have insomnia
>>696139354
Error 162. Unable to find wish conditions.
>>696139201
^ but also always feel like you have to take a piss
I wish the nigger and kike in my apartments would die
I wish I can time travel
>>696139407
But you're an insomniac.
This is the funniest thread I've seen all night.
>>696139049
But you'll be a niggeroid, 1/2 nigger, 1/2 roids
>>696139407
^ but you always dream about your real life
i wish i had telekinetic powers
>>696139264
But a perfectly good thread gets derailed.
Here's why Asians will conquer the world and are the master race:
1) They invented everything we have from rockets to paper to forks to wheels to writing (which Greece copied from Mongoloid Mesopotamia) and manufacture everything today. Chong engineering blows German bullshit out the water.
2)They have barely committed any atrocities like Europe.
China has been building schools, hospitals, infrastructure in Africa employing Africans instead of giving them bibles and taking their food and diamonds and not unnecessarily bombing the shit out of the middle east.
The Chinese never abused their absolute power over the Philippines, willing tributary States (Vietnam, Korea, Tibet), until Euraberica began mettling in the East with failed proxy wars.
The Japanese were beyond honorable in how they treated their conquered subjects and paid them for their labor until they friended Germany in ww2.
The East never unnecessary ravaged the shit out of a foreign land like the Dutch in Africa or Spain in all Latin America or USA in middle east and natives.
3) they all cooperate; during natural disaster everyone works together to make sure everyone lives; there's no Jews to price gouge, no pigskin cacas and niggers to steal your shit.
4) their marriage and infidelity rate are far lower than Euraberica, whose lifestyles cause middle age men to commit suicide and die poor. Their music and real tv isn't half as depraved as ours,
Where we laugh at things like tosh.o's 'black dildo fight' where young boys get raped and In others get killed.
5) Life in Asia is just like in anime I know because I've been to China
6) they actually get shit done instead of working 1/2 hr a day like Euraberica
7) they have the highest iq's and lowest crime rate. Their literature doesn't glorify niggerdom (street murders, crying like a pathetic bitch due to destiny, wallowing in sorrow - respectively, Shakespeare oedipus n poetry) I'm not racist I'm honest
I wish I could control time
>>696139407
But you dream about living life as a poor nigger until you die.
>>696139507
Always have boner when doing so
>>696139312
She will, on the condition you guys will date for abput a year, cheat on you with all of your friends and family, then rip your heart out figuratively until you ponder suicide forever
>>696139507
But only 1 second in the past
>>696139507
But you become more retarded every time you travel
>>696139522
>>696139561
But you can never know what the time is
I wish I could get dubs
>>696139561
^ you can only make it go forward 1 second every second
>>696139507
But you can't go anywhere in your lifetime
I wish I had a big lifted diesel truck
>>696139543
A telepathic finger fucks your asshole whenever you use your powers.
>>696139543
But can only lift your grandma's floppy meat bags with your powers.
>>696139551
tl;dr shit bait is shit.
>>696139551
>>696139655
^but no one checks them
>>696139655
But... Holy shit
>>696138392
>strap baby to dick
>backpack of back-up-babies
>go to White House
It's time to make America great again!
>>696139180
But you must become a nigger
>>696139733
Checked
>>696139655
wut
>>696139561
But you teleport randomly anywhere in space.
>>696139264
but Trump would be president
>>696139675
^you can only drive around Nice
I wish Germany would've won WW2
>>696139312
But she understands no English and can only communicate through promotable grunts. Also dies in your arms 1 week later
I wish i could shit molten iron
I want some weed
>>696139844
^you are jewish
>>696139873
Primitive*
>>696139844
But you and your whole family are Jews.
>>696139844
but hitler was assassinated right after the victory was declared
>>696139844
But the jews multiply by 2 for every jew kill
>>696139914
>>696139929
Well worth the sacrifice
>>696139840
I wish I had meaning in my life
>>696139081
but you must sell your parent's organs for money to maintain a descent standard of living.
I wish could feel something, anything
>>696139675
But you become a hillbilly.
>>696139998
Off by one
>>696140145
You only feel dicks in your ass
i can know what people are thinking
>>696140112
but you will never achieve it
>>696140145
But everyone dies but you
>>696140145
but you can only feel 200 cocks in your ass
>>696139352
This is a negative how?
I wish I could stop time.
>>696140145
But only if it involved deepthroating.
To last wish of anon with dreams above me ^ :
>...but sun will burn your skin really quickly and from now you must live at night.
My wish
>I wish to be omnipotent
>>696138674
done motherfucker, now lets do this
>>696140112
But your purpose in life would be to service nigger cocks
>>696140232
but they are only negative thoughts about you
>>696140219
Kek
>>696140232
But only when they think in a language you don't understand.
>>696140292
>>696140276
It's not. Just making sure justice is done
I wish I could fuck any woman, any time I want, any place.
>>696140418
you can only fuck your mom
>>696140418
But they become niggers and 10 times more fat
>>696140418
they have no boobs and a feminine penis.
>>696140295
Click on the post number, friend.
As for yours, you can be omnipotent, but you spend the rest of eternity wishing you weren't.
>>696140418
As long as it's a tranny
I wish I had x-ray vision.
>>696140286
But only by holding painfully firm your junk
>>696140382
He did get a load of him.
>>696140295
>To last wish of anon with dreams above me^
>>696140418
But they all have AIDS.
>>696139569
I'd take that over being the ungrateful white boy I am.
>>696139407
niggers rape you til you die of eternal bleeding
I wish I was happy
I wish I wasn't a nigger
>>696140551
But cant fap while using it
I wish that I was God (if he existed)
I wish I had the power to ignore useless memories and feelings on command
god I wish that were me
>>696139844
but hitler actually became jewish
>>696140551
Only works on old, saggy ladies and all men. Cannot turn off.
>>696140690
But you gain happiness in a regrettable way
>>696140690
only when you're getting the BBC
>>696140727
But you cant interact with anything
>>696140782
but you have alzheimers
I wish I could control my erections
>>696140727
But he ends up not existing and you'd wasted your wish.
>>696140727
but nobody believes that you exist
>>696140727
But your power was limited by belief and we're all non believers
>>696140727
But you are a Greek God, and you are the God of receiving anal.
>>696140727
But you only have the power to give a guy blue balls every other full moon>>696140727
>>696140418
but they have to want sex from you first
I wish i could shit molten iron
i wish i could adopt the powers of fictional characters at will
>>696140895
but your dick doesnt erects, it rather crawls back inside
>>696140969
Check and mate. Kek
>>696140982
you dont have any protection against it
My wish is so whenever I go to buy something, I always have enough money i my bank account.
>>696140999
But u have no arms
>>696140982
but its actually aluminum
>>696140690
Only if you jerk off in front of a kindergarten class of children
>>696140418
but any nigger in prison will also have the same powers to fuck you.
>>696140982
You sink in water and can't swim
>>696140999
checked
>>696141115
you can only buy dildoes
I wish i could mind wipe at will.
>>696138348
8/10
I wish I could never grow old
>>696139895
You can't sell anything you create with it. And your asshole burns like hell for all of eternity.
Wish i could make woman pregnant just by watching them
>>696140999
But only from fictional characters in non-fantasy fiction.
>>696141204
jokes on you that's all I buy
i wish i could access every memory and thing that ive learned at will
>>696141229
but you have to insert your hand in the other person's ass
>>696140782
Those feelings will come back later and more intense
>>696140727
You'll be the eternal OP... the eternal faggot...
I wish I would stop repeating words or letters every time I
I made a new sentence
>>696141229
But only you're own
>>696138900
So win/win?
>>696141115
All of the banks are destroyed, and credit and debit cards become useless
>>696141229
but you can only wipe your rape victims
>>696141229
You can, but only yourself, and you have no control over how much you wipe.
>>696138924
But no one wants to see your tits.
>>696141270
They immediately know who you are, and demand child support.
>>696141246
Because you die tomorrow.
>>696140414
Alright, solid.
>>696141320
>the other person
i wish a record company would notice my music
>>696140999
You literally can only use these powers if they are direct towards people named Will.
I wish I could teleport anywhere I want at will.
I want the zone to disappear
>>696138828
would an hero for the good of the worls
>>696141413
Why do you think he wants to mind wipe in the first place?
I get to fuck my girlfriend's sister free of consequences on both sides
>>696139049
but your parents become jews
>>696141229
but you'll never be able to wipe yourself
>>696141551
But they think it's shit.
>>696141551
But they hate it
>>696141311
You will never be able to remember you have this power
>>696141551
but they think it sucks and only do it to make you look bad
>>696138562
>niggers
wiggers
>>696138828
TOP FUCKING KEK
but
>not just killing it each time one appears
You could end world hunger, passing it off as steak. You'd make a living off fapping 12 times a day. Filthy fucking rich.
>>696141567
But you have to wait 1000 years to use it again
>>696141311
But u will be constantly remembering the time your uncle raped u
I wish that I could be Richard Corey.
I wish to have a number of 6 foot long arms equivalent to that of the Graham's number.
>>696141567
but have to physically install a painful gps in your foreskin
>>696138624
But 1hour before you die you suddenly realize that life is actually good and you want to live on.
>>696141311
These memories are of Guys named will
>>696141591
But you have to fuck their grandma too
>>696141591
but only when getting fucked by her brother
>>696139350
Only on Sundays
I wish i wasn't bald
>>696139312
Except she still marries Chad and refuses to cheat, and blames you for making her life a living hell.
>>696141740
Kekd
>>696141779
you have just 1 hair
>>696140698
But everyone else is a nigger
>>696141711
but what if thats what i want to remember?
>>696141591
They both have feminine penis's that are larger than yours, then they will rape you
>>696141748
You got me bro
>>696141756
Fuck so no anyways
>no brother all sisters
>>696141779
you hair is made of scented skunk hair
I would like to know what happens after death
>>696141779
But next day you get bald
i wish OP wasnt a faggot
>>696141779
But you only have one hair
>>696141779
you will always have an inconveniently large rainbow affro
I wish I could have sex with her
>>696141591
You have to fuck her dad for the ability to do that.
>>696141885
But cant tell anyone
>>696141900
But he is a newfag
>>696139655
quality thread right here
i wish pokemon was real so we could do the r34 stuff with them
>>696141885
Only way to find out is for you to die
>>696139354
Except you're a way too talkative animal porn director.
>>696141934
But you die afterwards
>>696141961
all pokemon are now magmar
>>696141983
worth it
I wish I could fuck my ex and make her love me again.
>>696141934
She becomes a real life animal
>>696141934
but she is extremely expensive and you have to be blindfolded
I wish I were black
i wish I could open this pickle jar
>>696141311
but you lose the object/memory after 2 seconds of access
>>696141961
but they rape you when you try to catch em'
>>696139570
>he thinks being a time traveling sex pistol wouldn't be the greatest existence that could be lead by a sentient being
lad...
i wish to transform into a sexy girl whenever i want
>>696142020
You can, but only in your dreams
>>696141900
You'd be the faggot instead.
>>696140895
You can never get an erection.
>>696141961
Only one species is real, and its Gyarados
>>696141961
>>696142020
but youre forever a cuck
>>696142084
you can never transform back
>>696142050
the pickle jar is empty
I wish I was immune and immortal to everything and anything. (Includes your but -------- faggots)
>>696142048
but you go to jail
>>696142048
but you are a cop
This is cringe at maximun kekism but fuck it this is 4-chan
Wish to live a long life with Lamia wife that love each other until we both die
>>696142020
You act like a cuck,she fucks a nigger and then marries Chad
I wish Trump becomes president of the USA
>>696142138
your life becomes meaningless
>>696140678
>die of eternal bleeding
>die
>bleeding
>eternal
>die
see your problem?
>>696142048
But you'd have a penis small enough to make Asians laugh at it.
>>696142138
You become an ant
>>696138562
But you, in turn would be the only nigger left in the world.
>>696142199
But u turn into a mexican nigger chink
I wish I could bring any dead person back to life just by thinking of them.
I wish for the rarest pepe
>>696142138
you are immortal but totally hopeless so you live an endless nightmare :)
>>696142163
>>696142287
its the only meme you're allowed to use for the rest of your life
>>696142020
But she eventually remembers why she left and when she leaves this time the void is even larger.
>>696142048
You get shot immediately
>>696142050
There are no pickles left
>>696142084
Only niggers fuck you and you get AIDS
>>696142084
You'd be a victim of sexual assault.
>>696142199
cliton is VP and trump gets shot
>>696142279
But they only live long enough to call you a faggot
>>696142204
It already is bub
>>696141567
but a random object will teleport into your ass each time you use your power.
I wish I could make a wish with no extra conditions
>>696142279
They dont rember anything but how much they hate you
>which is apparently a lot
>>696142289
wut?
i wish i could instantly end every muslims lives
>>696142279
but only for 3 seconds
>>696138235
but only if you deepthroat Goku to get them
>>696140286
But you can't restart it.
I wish i could move my pillows without moving
