new duval street thread old one >>696123247
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new duval street thread
old one >>696123247
1st
PIZZA PARTY
>>696132747
>>696132747
Do the world a service and kill yourself
ayyy
>HIGH FIVE
Bump
Bump
>>696132747
Have you ever considered injecting bleach into your spinal cord? No? You should.
buuuuuuuuump
>>696132633
bumperino
ORDER PIZZA
did anyone see the dude twerking?
>>696132945
>BACKATCHA
bum.png
is anyone still ordering weird shit to the bar?
Links
Manlet sized bump
So why are we stalking this bar together again?
did you see the fucking clowns?
im the guy in orange shirt. just about to get my nob out and wag it at the next chick that walks past
ok guys, I'm gonna order pizza hold on
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/crowdcam.cfm
http://sloppyjoes.com/cam_lp/
http://sloppyjoes.com/cam-bar/
>>696133171
anon was gonna shoot up the place two threads ago. he didnt so we're ordering clowns and pizza to the bar
>>696133130
http://sloppyjoes.com/cam-bar/
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/
http://www.liveduvalstreet.com/crowdcam.cfm
>>696133231
>11:29 pm
>>696133250
pls deliver anon
>>696133231
That was at 11 pm. it is 2:48 am. Clowns ain't fucking here yet
>>696133245
i dun believe you
cop bro across street on patrol
None of these people can fucking dance ????
Nothing is happening, you guys suck
How is no one who's on here down there right now? I'm in Miami so it's a little too far for me to go there and do some dumb shit for you /b/btards
>>696133245
why you gone inside faggot?
>>696132879
>>696133052
your tears are a like cozy blanket
>>696133293
screencap and archive. gnight.
<Also accidentally triggered.
welp i've been here since the beginning time to leave fuck this shit not funny
OP here. just approaching sloppy joes now. then ill get my sloppy joe and get my gf to start slobbering on it. give you guys a show. you deserve it. thanks for a gr8 night /b/
Just got an uber to head down there
I'm gonna ditch but before I do allow me to dump some of my stalkerish photomontages and attempts to create some sense of narrative while I gawk at these strangers from the other side of the world while pantless on my bed wearing a Miami Vice Tshirt...
>>696133500
quit being lazy dubs. get down there before 4am and yell aloha snakbar as loud as you can. kek wills it
GET OFF THE STAGE YOURE EMBARASSING YOURSELF
Everyone call big Al's taxi company order some taxis
>>696133674
that was a funny one, so many people tried hitting on that chick
>>696133674
Posted this in previous thread.
Baby Blue was drunk as a skunk.
Another Anon pointed out he didn't know whom he wanted to fuck first.
>>696133650
>HIGH 5
Any info on the clowns? They are supposed to come at 3 or something right?
Summery;
OP was gonna blaze this ratnest, he didn't.
Started ordering pizzas, one or two came.
Then the clowns, cops, ambulance?
Some dude has sent at least 100 cabs to this ratnest.
And here we are now.
>>696133674
I noticed that too. Leld.
>>696133859
>>696133993
The best part was seeing he was gonna try and talk to her, like 30 seconds of waiting.
>>696133913
Remember HiFive Guy?
yah got the uber to go down there. not to do anything stupid but to get some food and drink with friend. We're bored
>>696133979
Those cabs just constantly go up and down duval street, perhaps a few were called, but thats how it is there because the whole street is bars.
ok guys, just ordered from dominos, lets see if they deliver
anyone remember back in 2011 when we were trolling the earthcam cardstand in times square?
Good times....
>>696134160
beautiful montages anon, you are doing kek's will.
>>696134160
Ahh glasses on back of head dude.
He death stared the webcam for like a whole minute. This was the second time he glanced at it.
K-hole? Stoned? Drunk?
here these people are out having a fun night, while you losers are sitting here behind your keyboards. Kill yourselves pathetic losers.
>>696133783
Next time someone needs to make a thread with a cam near my area and I'll deliver for you guys
>>696134160
how could we ever froget?
>>696134457
you know whats more pathetic than going on 4chan? going on 4chan just to call other people pathetic.
>>696134363
Thanks
>>696134425
Wait, forgot pic.
>>696134160
>>696134160
this one made me tear up a little. We'll miss you high 5 guy
>>696134470
kik kail_s and i'll keep in touch with you and make a new thread when necessary if you want
>>696134457
i hope you niggers appreciate all the cabs i have been sending to sloppy joes.
>>696133500
i did but i left because i got tired and nothing was gonna happen. also next time something like this happens around miami i would really appreciate it if someone else joins too. this goes for anywhere else as well. no one likes being that only person that does the work only for nothing to happen.
>>696134160
>>696134652
Now this blonde hottie got hit on by fat-salmon shirt and hat dude within a space of thirty seconds.
The other three photos are from sometime later when she came out holding that other dudes hand.
She was really working it tonight.
Same can't be said for her friend in the black.
>>696134719
Oh yes, its been awesome seeing cabs cruising back and forth on the street, so exciting, thanks
>>696134823
If nothing happens then you make something happen!
>>696134719
CABBENING 2016 - NEVER FORGET
about to go in and scream there's a bomb
>>696135044
do it faggot
This thread is dead
call in a bomb threat at sloppy joes
>>696135044
do it
You see that bitch attempting to dance.. Blue dress. kek
>>696134969
gross did she leave with that fatty?
>>696134652
So was that OP?
>>696134969
friend in black wound up in a cab
I was the guy who made the first thread after original OP failed to delivar.
What are you people still doing here?
how is calling a cab to come somewhere fun. they just sit there
>>696134996
but i dont wanna be the only one doing shit is my point.
ho...ho....holy shit this thread is still going?!?!?
>>696135195
waiting for ANYTHING to happen
>>696134683
Any suggestions on what I should do? I could maybe bring some gas and do a fire burnout somewhere.
whats in that black box?
>>696135282
burn down the bar
>>696134348
Guy knocked over the track can...simple days
>>696135251
Man up son
uber's finally here
will keep updated when I get there
I wonder if these people know they were supposed to die tonight.
hey guys someone skype me... i'm very bored and this thread is dead
my skype is honeybea.r
thank you : - )
>>696135275
its florida. nothing big happens on purpose.
>>696135394
tell that to the people who couldve made the effort to come here but didnt.
It's 3 am where are the clowns
>>696135433
>its florida. nothing big happens on purpose.
except in Orlando.
what a wonderful photo
>>696134969
And finally if I haven't already exceeded my creep quota here is a godamn cutie who I noticed a couple of times.
>>696134476
>>696134662
>>696134680
We will never forget him or the laughs and the second hand embarrassment he gave us.
>>696135176
No. With the presumed chad.
White shirt hat dude, not dark grey shirt hat dude.
>>696135188
Nice dubs. Don't think so, he didn't even wave or do anything. Just sort of ambled about.
Well that's it for me anons. I'm gonna try and salvage the rest of my evening. It was fun people watching with you. And next time, someone actually get down there are cause a ruckus.
>>696135415
what are u going down there to do
>>696135641
kek
>>696135623
There ought to be clowns.
>>696135717
you'll see anon...you'll see
Did yall see those two black dudes get into a fight
Someone call the police on those 2 black dudes. Maybe we can see a shooting.
>>696135715
>second HAND
>>696135715
ahh yes, i remember those titties. slightly separated by the purse strap... good catch anon.
while we're here, who here actually believes that the holocaust happened?
>>696135715
More of the cutie?
you guys are stupid. what kind of clowns comes somewhere at 3 am? just go to sleep you'll find out about it tmrw if something does happen
12 chin
what time do the bars close?
>>696136028
hol up, what if the guy said 3:00 PM??
>>696135824
hey dude I'm the fucking uber guy. I'm not doing shit but getting a damn drink and some food so fuck off
gonna sleep now anons, leaving the thread open on auto-update in case anything happens
>>696135957
problem is, it didn't actually happen.
it got started, but hitler didn't finish it.
that's the only thing he did wrong.
>>696136172
timestamp or gtfo
i believe the other guy more than you
Another cab, same guy or?
those girls askd for a smoke.
Will he get laid because of his generosity?
>>696136125
yoo the front doors are closed
>>696136131
nah in the last thread it was actually 2:30 am but the OP said they "delayed" it to 3 am
asian guy gettin mad pussy tonight
brown fedora guy TOTALLY cucked
lookin pretty empty inside
>>696136373
wouldnt it make sense for it to be 3 pm?
>>696136400
lol he left too
>>696136400
Kek!
>>696135957
My nan was a holocaust survivor, so it did happen. There is absolutely no evidence to the contrary.
don't go near this bar @ 4am. all of these infidels will be forced out. aloha snakbar
fuck you guys. nothing happened. im sad now
>>696136455
look man you gotta ask OP but I know for a fact he said AM
>>696136444
awesome trips, also should we call it a night?
>>696136400
pic related
ok guys see you l8r, its pretty much over now
>>696136555
did you really think something would...really?
the kid in the brown hat who got cucked and left is basically everyone on /b/
>>696136555
another awesome trips , im kinda sad too
>>696136522
not that anon but the evidence proving it didnt happen was destroyed and places with false artifacts.
think about it, who names a camp treblinka?
hory shit black man successfully hailed a cab
>>696136709
It probably was an anon or leddit fag
>>696136571
the only thing i wish to be more than that girls white shorts, would be her panties.
holy shit that ass is god damn perfect
>>696136709
sad hat
BROWN HAT MIGHT BE AN ANON
Asian dude struck out lol
>>696136555
we did get pizza delv. That was funny.
Looks like a fun place to go visiit. Also that black side bewb.
yo i wasnt looking did the asian guy get laid?
>>696136597
any way of contacting OP? i remember seeing someone leaving their kik here ir last thread it was
>>696136833
I was thinking that too
just arrived. you guys calling it a night already?
>>696136909
He tried going a step past the hug, got denied by the first girl.
>>696136896
Disgusting
>>696136935
i bet you guys anything that that fedora faggot just now made a thread on r9k about girls and asian men
here come the cops lol
>>696137014
>>696137014
>>696137014
>>696137014
>>696137014
OHSHT GUYS HE'S THERE!!!!!
OHSHT GUYS HE'S THERE!!!!!OHSHT GUYS HE'S THERE!!!!!
>>696137014
Can't unsee
>>696137014
Timestamp
>>696137014
point to the cam!!!
>>696137014
>OP DELIVERS
>>696137014
no shit. khakis, blue shirt. its really you op!
>>696137112
kek
>>696137014
go high 5 black side bewb. we need a better peek at that titty
>>696137178
no its not its just some /b/ tard who saw the thread and decided to go there and try and pretend to be op
CLOWNS!!! HOLY SHIT!!
whats op doing
soooo, same time tomorrow
orange guy game is strong
>>696137477
whats this from
Here's why Asians will conquer the world and are the master race:
1) They invented everything we have from rockets to paper to forks to wheels to writing (which Greece copied from Mongoloid Mesopotamia) and manufacture everything today. Chong engineering blows German bullshit out the water.
2)They have barely committed any atrocities like Europe.
China has been building schools, hospitals, infrastructure in Africa employing Africans instead of giving them bibles and taking their food and diamonds and not unnecessarily bombing the shit out of the middle east.
The Chinese never abused their absolute power over the Philippines, willing tributary States (Vietnam, Korea, Tibet), until Euraberica began mettling in the East with failed proxy wars.
The Japanese were beyond honorable in how they treated their conquered subjects and paid them for their labor until they friended Germany in ww2.
The East never unnecessary ravaged the shit out of a foreign land like the Dutch in Africa or Spain in all Latin America or USA in middle east and natives.
3) they all cooperate; during natural disaster everyone works together to make sure everyone lives; there's no Jews to price gouge, no pigskin cacas and niggers to steal your shit.
4) their marriage and infidelity rate are far lower than Euraberica, whose lifestyles cause middle age men to commit suicide and die poor. Their music and real tv isn't half as depraved as ours,
Where we laugh at things like tosh.o's 'black dildo fight' where young boys get raped and In others get killed.
5) Life in Asia is just like in anime I know because I've been to China
6) they actually get shit done instead of working 1/2 hr a day like Euraberica
7) they have the highest iq's and lowest crime rate. Their literature doesn't glorify niggerdom (street murders, crying like a pathetic bitch due to destiny, wallowing in sorrow - respectively, Shakespeare oedipus n poetry) I'm not racis I'm honest
THE CLOWNS ARE HERE!!!!!
>>696137551
BE QUIET
>>696137654
no u
>>696137622
WHERE????
>>696137014
What colour are you wearing
>>696137622
pics or it didn't happen and nigga you better have the time in the vid
>>696137622
Which cam?
blue guy isolating game is strong, too
that's a good friend after his failure with the ugly friend
>>696137778
Orange
>>696137551
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thief_and_the_Cobbler
>>696137852
I see you
clowns here. who should we pie first. orange shirt or nigga who looks like he about to steal?
>>696137778
do you not see me in the fucking pic
the best thing that could happen is theres some /b/tard white knight sitting around waiting for op to show and start shooting thenpulls a katana and cuts down op
>>696137587
>Chong engineering blows German bullshit out the water.
Very true. But you're mistaken on one thing, the Japanese are the master race, not all Asian races.
>>696138073
and the cops then show up and arrest the clowns who have been reported to carry guns
>>696137995
POINT TO THE CAM, SAY HI, DO SOMETHING
>>696138174
yeah we're fucked when they start building gundams
orange dude needs to seal the deal, the friends are getting too restless
>>696138317
They have no souls.
guy in blue has struck out so many times with the nigger and girl in black
kek
TFW there's one clown left in Sloppy Joe's & no happening will occur upon closing time
>>696138629
yeah but once he failed with the girl in black he just worked on isolating them from their other friend so his dude could work.
good friend.
>>696138629
yeah its hella cringey
YEY, he did it!!!. GO Orange guy.
guys it's closing I'm fucking leaving
DAMN
ORANGE NIGGA IS IN
OP is black fem
>>696138846
>yeah its hella cringey
you've never done what he's doing. it's not cringey at all. he's helping his friend and not taking any of it personal.
fuck... he just got curbed, poor orange
God. Orange is so cringy. Last picture of him was a hand kiss. What a loser, he had it.
THE CLOWNS HAVE JUST ARRIVED GUYS. GET IN HERE
LOL ONE OF THEM JUST PIED SOMEONE!
orange got a little too rapey
Miami anon here, don't worry folks, I'll start a thread and deliver on a cam down here within the next couple of months. Just have to think of something good and get a couple couple down for it.
just to let you guys know I went right when it closed this thread is done for now
>>696139111
>he's helping his friend and not taking any of it personal.
Theres a difference between blocking the cock blocks and making someone cringe their cock off
>>696139200
>>696139228
he got her #. he used a good try by handing the girl his phone and letting her put the number in. it's a good way to get the girl's name if you've forgotten it already. the friends were getting restless. the nig and the other girl wouldn't have let her leave with him. the rest is up to him on the drive home.
It was good while it lasted guys
>>696139233
no it's literally dying down everybody is on the side just talking now at the other bar
that ambulance needs to make up its mind on where its going
>>696139295
>>696139353
sometimes i find it hard to believe that a lot of anons have never approached a girl, touched a boob, or made attempts to do either.
but then i remember.
the blinds are closed, i can finally leave. thanks for a good thread fambamalamadingdong
>>696139545
unless she gave him a fake number
well I had fun. got a drink before it closed and now it's time for me to get going
>>696139750
its ok you don't own a mirror anon. we all feel better when we see how much of a virgin you are
So, no clowns?
anyone else see that guy dancing?
>>696140249
I think THAT was supposed to look like a girl
>>696140070
sad_clown.jpeg
>>696140070
YEAH THEY WERE HERE BRIEFLY
guy holding two bicycles
>>696140664
>bookmarked googling "calculator"
>>696141225
AND?
FUCKING FAGGOT
thread had potential
>>696141464
he forgot to call you autistic
autist
>>696141538
KYS
>>696141648
>KYS
foreign fag confirmed. resorts to native monkey tongue when confronted
>>696141816
YOU CALL THAT CONFRONTING, MOTHERFUCKER?
KEK. FUCKING WEAK-ASS FAGGOT
YOUR NOOSE AWAITS, NECKBEARD
gee I wonder
>>696141994
and here we see jimmies being rustled in their native habitat
>>696142639
the clowns came to deliver pizza !!
>never forget
RIP SLOPPY JOE
waiting for one of those American Trucks™ to mow down one of those golf cart police rejects
