Dubs decide what I say to GF. Noting that will make us break up
Let's get married and eat the neighbors!! XD
>>696114313
Send me nudes babe im horny
>>696114647
reroll cause im a fag
>>696114647
Rollerino
>>696114647
reroll
>>696114647
reroll
>>696114647
roll
>>696114647
eventually we'll get it kek
>>696114647
basically the only option, reroll
>>696114647
rerr
>>696114647
fuckin roll
boring post but rolls i go
hey your dad told me i was hot
>>696114647
reeeeeeee
>>696114313
How nice of you to post another shit thread. It sure is summer around here.
>>696114647
ffs get
>>696114647
roll
>>696114313
"Hey, have you heard of that notorious hacker 4chan? I hear they're hacking into people's information and sharing it online. Spooky, huh?"
>>696115222
do trips count?
time to send me a picture of yourself, cumslut
Let's get martied
>>696115222
WINRAR
>>696115319
of course
>>696115211
>>696115222
>>696115211
And we have a winner
Ay gurl, you shit with that ass? Back it on up lemme smack it like a jellyfish mmm gurl you know I love dat beach shit. Be my beached dolphin and let me put it in your blowhole
>>696115211
Winrar
>>696115222
WINRAR
>>696115526
rerollin
>>696115596
good man
>>696114313
I'm noting that I want to break up with you. I just fucked another girl prettier than you.
>>696115697
+1 to op for trying, at least.
Bitch what did you say? I said to send nudes. Get those udders out now, before I smack you like a jellyfish on the beach
Rolling for charge your phone
WOMAN, I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS, AND I HATE YOU AS MUCH AS I HATE NIGGERS. BITCH I'M JOINING THE KKK TOMORROW, FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY. GO FUCKING FUCK YOURSELF, FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YOU.
Gibe the pussi plx
>>696115932
On it Kek
>>696115697
yes you can, try harder
>>696114313
You did this last night, cunt.
Alright then show me your asshole
Just send this
Do you think the ocean is salty because the land doesn't wave back?
>>696114313
We are breaking up. Get your shit and get out.
>>696116161
Good man
>>696116297
Rollin
>>696116248
i like it. roll
>>696116297
>>696116361
Won't do this I said nothing that will cause a breakup
IF I DON'T SEE A MOTHER FUCKIN TIT ON MY MOTHER FUCKIN SCREEN IN THE NEXT MOTHERFUCKIN MINUTE YOUR ASS IS GETTING THE PLUNGER AGAIN. THIS TIME IT'S GONNA BE THE HANDLE.
Please baby just a couple nudes ?
>>696116504
Reroll
>>696116248
Roll
>>696116504
Get trips check em
Do it n the bathroom?
>>696116504
roll
>>696116504
Rolllling
Just ask whomever you're with to take a good pic of your butthole for me.
what if i send you your own nudes?
>>696116236
Rolling
>>696115950
Rerolling in in the deep
>>696116743
rerollin
>>696116504
Roooooll
Baby just one nude for me I'll cum quick the next time we fuck
>>696116236
LET'S see
>>696116888
Winwar
>>696116888
welp winrar
Just give yourself a front wedgie and show me dat moose knuckle girl
>>696116844
If she doesn't send. Quads I'll share them kek
>>696116844
>>696116888
Winrar
>>696116844
We have a winner
>>696117016
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>696117016
Bery guud
>>696117016
7777 get!
>>696117099
nice get
>>696117145
FUCKING BITCH
>>696117145
That's okay cutie. I don't care if he see's you take them. That's actually kinda kinky and would turn me on if he was in the pic
>>696117099
Winrar?
>>696117099
Not doing this gay shit
I think we should see other people. I fucking hate you, please kill yourself, piggy. Oink oink oink
BIG FAT DABEROOOO
>>696116704
Reroll
>>696117319
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>696117273
reroll
>>696117099
Get out of here faggot we don't need dubs that hurt the cause
>>696117145
Even better, he can get a good shot of your balloon knot for me
>>696117145
Take them with your dad. I don't mind. ;)
>>696117433
GOTTA SAY THIS OP
>>696115697
This just turned into a feels thread
So baby would you like to go to a concert and go into the men's bathroom and suck as many as you can while i sit in a corner masturbating and watching?
>>696117433
Winrar!!!! Who just ruined the thread now?
>>696117558
No fuck you not doing stupid shit that I know isn't meant for me to send
>>696117652
rerollio
>>696117652
Rolll
Why are you answering my texts then? Get back to work and jerk him off already slut.
>>696117755
winrar
>>696117800
Double winrar
>>696117145
Ohh so you care more about your dad than me then huh???
>>696117755
winnnnnn
>>696117785
Rolly Poly Olly
>>696116435
No. You said "noting" that will get you to break up. We were noting what you specifically said. If this gets dubs, you will tell her you cheated on her.
>>696117273
reroll 2
>>696117273
rawl
I will kill myself if you don't send them
>>696117755
Hell yeah fucking did it
>>696117785
rerollin
I really need you right now though.
>>696117986
>>696118017
Rollll
>>696118040
Roll
>>696118040
Roll
Send your dad's nudes. I'm very invested in getting to know him.
Sneak into the the toilet and take some?
>>696118040
Rollin
>>696118187
Bump
>>696117986
And don't worry, I'll make sure only the big cocks end up in your asshole. Only the best for my baby girl.
>>696118040
Rollio
>>696118040
Rollllll
>>696118256
GET A LOAD OF THIS DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Please be the day 4chan made anon gf blow dude while he watched and ruined a relationship
>>696118256
I want you to let other men fuck and creampie inside you, so you can come home shortly after and let me eat you out and suck all the sweet cum out of your pussy
sorry baby I get kinky at night
>>696117986
Thread ruined.
>>696118397
roll
>>696114313
so do you just like pissing your girlfriend off you did this same thing yesterday
No, but seriously.. How bout them nudes?
>>696118423
Roll
>>696118355
Dude can you shut the fuck up with that needy ass bullshit?
>>696118256
This has always been a fetish of mine and i would really enjoy if we could try this.
I PROMISE TO KISS YOU PASSIONATELY AFTER IT'S ALL DONE
>>696118423
Rolling
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>>696118397
Roll
>>696118642
reroll
>>696118256
Oh I meant lets go to a concert and I'LL stay in the bathroom and suck as many cocks as I can...
>>696118355
Winner
>>696115697
We will either break up or get married.
>>696118758
For that ass
>>696118393
What a day it would be.
>>696118758
I'm feeling suicidal
>>696118758
I took alot of Xanex i think i'm going to die.
I want to talk with you in my final moments
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
>>696118758
Because a hundred fat faggots are waiting to jack off to your naked body cunt
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>696118758
because I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
>>696118187
rollin rollin rollin, watch them doggies rollin.
>>696118881
damn so close
re-rollin
>>696118758
I'm really depressed and having an Existential crisis. I am so scared right now baby I need you...
>>696118866
Idk if I can say that she might actually get legal help
>>696118891
...are they really faggots then?
>>696118866
Winning
>>696118758
I think im in love with your dad, and i want to see you blow him in the men's bathroom at a concert
I hope you don't think any differently of me
>>696118866
winning
>>696118942
but you should do this one instead
I need your nudes for wanking
>>696118881
re-rollin
Tits or gtfo
>>696118866
Nice winrar!
>>696119040
Then swap it out with>>696118642 since it was my other
Babe I'm sorry lol, this girl was using my phone
>>696118881
This
>>696119153
Dj gu j
>>696119227
Repect the dubs OP you fag
>>696119261
Rere
>>696118907
roll
>>696118881
Roll
>>696119389
This
IT'S MY MONEY AND I NED IT NOW
CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH-NOW
IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW
CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH-NOW
>>696119422
Checked
OP you must send copypasta
Baby listen.. ever heard of a cuck?...
>>696119544
Winrar!!
>>696119389
Yeah and they're my fucking doubles now i'm willing to settle for him becoming a cuckold and then to kiss her after she sucks off a dozen men
>>696119544
Winrar
Because I drugged you yesterday and you only have 2 days to live
>>696119529
Lmfao roll
>>696119227
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>696119544
lulz
>OP is kill?
>>696119645
Roll
>>696119529
re-rollin
Do we want her nudes or not? Cause if I say half this bullshit Thad not gonna happen
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Open died abandon thread
>>696119723
Lets hope.. after he pretty much just told her hes a cuck kek
>>696119529
lol this
>>696119645
Rolling
>>696119529
Kek, this
roll for quads
>>696119645
Rollinero
>>696119775
You're the worst OP we've ever had
Can we see her face?
>>696119645
Trolllllll
Say "babe I'm starving for a piece of that ass. Please give me something"
>>696119948
Check em
>>696119529
I HAVE AN ANNUITY AND I NEED CASH NOOOOOOW
>>696119775
man fuck the nudes I want to witness the very instant a healthy relationship implodes and this faggot op ruins his chance at the last somewhat normal pussy he'll get
Baby i want you to swallow a dozen mens cum and then i will come after i've finished and I will kiss you with such passion we can go home afterwards and snuggle
>>696119962
I mean he delivered most of it unlike half the other ones
>>696120046
Rolling for this
>>696114313
You know what, fuck you bitch. No nudes no boyfriend. I want to break up
I have a feeling OP is now officially a faggot and sucking some cock
I need you to watch Naruto with me! I even ironed my akatski uniforms!
Shameless reroll
I know ive never licked your ass before but im craving licking it while you finger yourself tonight
>>696120106
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>696119529
I'VE GOT A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT I NEED CASH NOW
CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW
>>696119529
If dubs this, but replace money with nudes and cash with nude
Allahu akbar ...
>>696120266
Winrar!!
>>696120333
WINRARRR
>>696120266
that'll do, pig. That'll do.
>>696120333
Winning Trips
also if dubs >>696120046
>>696120266
This for the win
I'm thinking of buying you a strap on because I think I might be gay. Either that or you have a real shitty puss
>>696120333
YES BITCH, GOOD JOB. THANK YOU FOR GETTING MINE FINALLY
I want to watch you fuck a nigger
>>696114313
Ask her if she wants to get into bondage
>>696120333
oh fuck
>>696120474
Roll
>>696120333
Trips work too...
>>696120500
cough it up, OP
2016
>not living with gf
>not watching her every movement
>you're underage
Do you even know how to have a relationship?
>>696119645
Come on
>>696120478
Nice idea. Got Moar?
>>696119645
Rolling
>>696118907
people still use this? gtfo.
I've been trying to keep this a secret, but..I got diagnosed with ibs a few weeks ago, and since then I've been wearing diapers. It's the only thing I can do. Would you help clean me up if I make a mess? I'm so embarrassed, but I hope you'll understand.
>>696120266
So I really don't want to see your relationship ruined bc that's horrible and I neeeever wish someone to lose the person they love (OK I'm lying, I -Almost Never- want that to happen, but I can think of a fairly long list of people I would do virtually anything to destroy their happiness, mind and lives, but I digress, onto my point.....) This would be absolutely hilarious, and ohh maaaan am I excited to see sc and reply to this.... Ooooooooohboi lol
>>696120786
Roll
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR DADS DICK
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR DADS DICK
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR DADS DICK
HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR DADS DICK
I'm sorry i will talk to you later Didn't mean to say that shit k Love you
OP where tf did you go? Did your gf leave you yet?
>>696120937
re-roll
>>696120933
I got dubs
>>696120474
rolling
>>696120691
more gifs?
EVERYBODY'S GOT A BABY KANGAROO, YOURS IS PINK BUT KINE IS BLUE
EVERYBODY'S GOT A WATER BUFFALO, YOURS IS FAST BUT MINE IS SLOW
>>696120786
Rolling
Say "I'd like to finger you under the table next time we eat somewhere"
op is dead
Roll
>>696121160
Lol yeah I'm looking at bondage shit on Amazon now. Continue? :)
>>696114647
Rerool
>>696120786
Dubs for this!
>>696114647
Rerolling this
I know you did it. For months now you've been covering your tracks. The lies, the sneaking around, when the shit is this going to end? Why won't you look me in the eye when we make love anymore? Our love has always had to endure your constant hatred, but now this? STOP TESTING OUR LOVE
>>696114647
Reroll
>>696121160
know source?
got a clip of her from ages ago but knew nothing else..
>>696121487
re-rollin
>>696120933
WINRAR
I want to fuck your nan while you suck on my ass
>>696120786
You won m90
>>696121657
Mfw rolling
>>696121657
Roll
>>696114313
>I know you did it. For months now you've been covering your tracks. The lies, the sneaking around, when the shit is this going to end? Why won't you look me in the eye when we make love anymore? Our love has always had to endure your constant hatred, but now this? STOP TESTING OUR LOVE
>>696118679
Rollin for that shit
>>696118758
Man... You should break up with her. Your girlfriend is fucking boring.
Could everyone stop fucking rolling? Someone already got dubs, fucking check em
>>696120933
We got a mother fucking WINRAR! OP YOU FAGGOT. FOLLOW THROUGH. NO BALLS LITTLE BITCH.
3301 N Cook St
>>696121885
Fucking kek,rolling
>>696120933
Lolololol.
>>696121058
He's probably trying to repair his relationship so he doesn't end up lonely with Pamela Handerson for the rest of his lonely existence.
OP! Continue giving us a little more entertainment for the night and keep us utd with the ongoings!! You know it's a mighty high sin to leave all us here on /b hangin'!!
Also, unrelated, I just farted and it smelled straight up like mac'n'cheese. Awwwwwhyeeeaauh~~ya'll know you're jealous AF and wanna put your faces all up around my pussy and butthole to drink in the lovely, irresistible stench<3 mmm mmm gooood.
>>696121582
Shit is kinky bro
>>696120933
Check em!
>>696121844
Dubs,check em
>>696121582
thats Nikki Dial, don't know which video tho
>>696122088
go tip your fedora somewhere else ya summer fag.
>>696122088
Dubs of truth
haha i'm just kidding can you send me a picture of your feet?
>>696120478
What kind of liquid is that? Just water?
Also, OP, you negligent fuck, you could at least give us a face shot (face+body shot always preferable you know) so we better know what we're working with.
Jeeeeeze you're leavin' us high n' dry man..
>>696122576
reroll
>>696122540
>>696122598
It's Lube you silly faggot
>>696122358
thanks mate
Fuckin' OP abandoned us.. *tear*../wrist
>>696122770
Why not just use water though?
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>>696122358
God damn more titty slapping please dude
>>696122877
WINRAR WINRAR CHECK EM OP
>>696122894
>>696122868
Water and pussies don't mix. Don't you remember learning that when your dad drown?....
But in all seriousness, water doesn't go well with a pussy.
>>696117986
>>696122877
Of all the chubb-a-rubs in my class, I would last the longest. Our couch split us up into groups, skinnies, average, and chubbs. I was the best in the chubb group and ran everyone into the ground. One of the best moments in my life.
>>696123400
It just seems like water would be easier to clean up afterwards. I wouldn't use water for penetration thougj, just pouring
>>696119529
THEY'VE HELPED THOUSANDS
THEY'LL HELP YOU TOO
ONE LUMP SUM OF CASH
THEY WILL PAY TO YOU
>>696122088
Welp. That sob sure has a lot of explaining to do then. If he let us hanging then I hope he can't easily fix this.
dude wtf? didnt you do this same thread yesterday?
>>696124163
I was there and he did.
Sucked just like this one too
>>696122088
Also, since my post got dubs, I request you say, "OK babe, if you can't give me nudes now, promise me I can cover your pussy with BBQ chicken wing sauce and eat you out/fuck you in my backyard next time you're over. Mmm mm gud baby, you'll love it. You can even lick it off my cuck when we're done ;) "
She'll love it, I assure you.
>>696124077
Yes, my thoughts exactly bro
Glad someone is on the same page as me, so to speak.
