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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
>>696112686
I've never played that but a lot of people tell me it's fun
>>696112827
Hey! Playing Guild wars and watching Always Sunny, you?
>>696113382
Yeah 2, It's a nice alternative when I can't play Wow lol
>claimed
Dio-sama...
I've been reading Over heaven, it's pretty great.
still here
>>696113642
(cunt)
no
roll
>>696113894
Claiming Nonon! I don't know which of her I love more? Little Nonon as a daughteru or grownup Nonon as a waifu.
Fear the tyrants eye boys
>>696113470
>>696113642
Things are heating up in here
>>696113693
You can always stab someone. You just got to believe!
>>696113817
Just poking her on the cheek
>>696113863
Anus
>>696113988
What's it about?
Don't forget Nico Nii!
Because I Nico Need you~
>>696113830
Now that's pretty retro.
>erp
>the early days
>>696114183
It's a novel about Dio's though, about his past, his parents and things about heaven. It's only a fan translation though.
Claiming best girlie!
>>696114212
i love you :3
>>696113863
Hello there yourself
>I like what I see.
QOTT: are you confident/competent/crazy enough to preform minor surgery on yourself or others?
Claimed
>>696113433
Maybe they would an alt of another Trigger character? i could see a Midori Nonon alt.
>>696111790
Who needs Dio when you have Kira and Bite Za Dusto?
>>696114183
Booty
>>696114298
Glad you are enjoying the show.
to answer your question no fuck no I think I would get hurt or hurt someone to be honest
>>696113985
Its pretty realistic. Like bullet drops and stuff like that
>>696112827
>maki
It that reeeeeeally necessary?
Everything from the beginning. Friend is 18 out of high school at may amd tells me he got a rolex and a micheal kors bag from working st the place he invited me to
>>696113145
>>696114183
Cheers m8
Fucking kek
>>696113185
Hi
>>696113355
>nico
Awww :(
>>696113382
>makoto
Oh damn. Imagime the years for them to make that
Cat is hungry. Its becuase cat is dog
>>696113693
>icee
FUCK
Sachi is a nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTth7Ti_aGE
I'mmm back.
>>696114136
i would settle with Nui as the Waifu and Nonon as the daughteru
>>696114424
Why would you want your waifu to rewind time? You'd forget everything that happened.
>>696114298
Im pretty confident in myself
>>696114571
And your a meanie
>>696114291
Huh
>>696114298
If only a minor surgery. The hard part would be getting the equipment for cheap
Why do you ask, are you in need of an operation?
>>696114514
Do negroes tongue it?
>>696114558
In a few days if you look up pictures of the event, I'm sure I'll be in some
still here
My friends are absolutely shit at pool
>>696110914
Sup.
>>696111058
I just went 8/5 as Varus against an entire team that counters me. Jinx, Yas, Zil, Kha and Irelia.
>>696114298
minor sugery?
>>696114424
hmm a Nui alt skin of Midori would be nice. But I doubt Nonon would need one due to her plethora of outfits.
>>696114617
But that's your love for Nui. I'd only want Nui as a friend. Oh, I know! Grown Nonon as waifu and have child that's a spitting image of her mother.
>>696114808
Oh I mean uh well heh hmmm
>>696114843
Princess
Tsuzu, tsuzu!!!!!!
>>696114808
It's supposed to be a book that Dio himself wrote slightly after getting his stand, after he decided to reach heaven. It's not a book that was just written in 1 night though, Dio would just write more after a certain amount of time had passed and after his defeat the book was burned to ashes by Jotaro, it was slightly fixed by Josuke and then restored by some guy that worked with the speedwagon foundation or something
>>696114889
>my friends are absolutely shit
>not ending the statement there
>having friends in the first place
What are you even doing here?
>>696114514
I love this show
>And booty
When your poor, you learn some tricks. I've done it, and had it done to me, if you can go without painkillers, you can fix ALOT of things in your own home.
>>696114558
You see it too!
>>696114808
Equipment for me is some anti inflammatory pills, numbing gel, sewing needles and a clean knife. Plus antiseptic of course.
>>696115028
Yeah. Cyst removal, a few stitches, setting a broken bone, puncture wounds. Things not life threatening but stuff that would cost a few hundred bucks at a doc.
>>696114635
Didn't say i needed my waifu to rewind time, just stating Kira is better than Dio, if i wanted my waifu to have a stand though it would be King Crimson. it would be fitting do to the face on it's forehead looking a lot like the litte faces the Covers have. and time skips are pretty cool as well as the predictions.
>>696115113
I see Nui working with an alt from LWA or something.
>Tfw you will never have a young Nonon daughteru
Why do I like rei clones so much?
>>696113985
>Tfw having trouble enjoying any MMOs anymore
Truly my normie side is taking over. Kill me before I turn!
>>696114298
Depends on what it's on, and if it's life threatening and needs to be preformed IMMEDIATELY to save the life. Like, do it now and have a 50/50 chance of living, or don't and 100% death.
>>696114558
I know, but I'd be willing to pay many shekkles for it.
It's okay, we'll buy a new one.
>>696113693
EEEEK!
>>696114987
Not much. About to go to work, get me a damn good burger on the way.
Claiming Yuuki
>>696113355
Yeah the logs show nothing for me, computer and phone. No need for an apology, there's always tomorrow~.
>>696113382
Go for it. We probably could, brain starts to wonder during the night anyways.
Alright there must of been some special going on then.
>>696113985
Sounds pretty fun. Just got done with OW, thinking of playing TPP.
>>696114158
How could I do that when it's so cute looking.
>>696114558
Here's my reeesponse to that.
This sounds like the start of a Black comedy movie.
Holy Holstaur, Furi is hard
>Kurumi claimed
as always
>>696115534
Hello Kyou-kun.
>>696115408
Oh.. Hamakaze!
>>696115649
Aw wonderful I hope you stick around then?
Hmmm advice taken and maybe I will reference this in the future , I mean I can fix other things but not my wounds
>>696115832
Maki the pudding princess herself! I could never hurt you with my eye! How have you been??
>>696115701
Well according to Eyes of heaven Dio's The World can get another power with stopped time being the ability to rewrite reality, then again I'm not too sure eyes of heaven could be used as an example for anything since Jotaro beat Heaven Dio in a 1v1 and that's just beyond ridiculous.
>>696114558
Aren't they coming out with a 3rd one? Thought I heard something about a new one coming out
>>696115812
It's hard to get into any MMO after wow....Guild wars 2 is the only one that has gotten to stick even a little bit
>>696115832
Fun! What's TPP?
>>696115365
Yes?
>>696115432
I need to stay in touch with jojo. I only got halfway through the third part
>>696115649
I've had a few minor injuries sewn up in Boy Scouts, but none of it was that major. The main one is when I fell out of a tree and stabbed myself with a stick on the way down, made a few inch deep puncture
>>696116065
Y-you left me...
>>696115649
oh well no
>>696116013
its pretty fun. what boss are you on?
Mercy claimed.
>>696116284
I'm at the samurai dude
I'm nailing the rhythm of parrying his attacks, but his last phase messes me up
>>696116527
like number wise? is it still the first?
>>696116217
I'm not so sure. It's on my phone still, but I can't say the same about my notifications. Let me check.
>>696113894
New thread, time to claim again
Azzy = best anything of all time and there is no way you can disprove that
>>696116661
Giraffe
>>696116013
Holsaur is one of the greater things this world has to offer.
>>696116149
You should watch more, even though part 4 has close to no Dio, it's still great.
>>696116090
Every time you come up with one of these names I can never match it. Too cute I tell ya, Pretty good, had a semi-productive day taking care of broken house appliances. How about you?
>>696116126
The Phantom Pain. The latest Metal Gear.
>>696114808
Name of event my dude? Lol
>>696114889
Kek
>>696114987
Second fav gif of her
>>696115649
Its large like spiderman's
>>696115812
And if texture and shit were to get upgraded too?
>money falls from ceiling
>>696115829
Yo
>>696115832
Would we reeegret this soon?
Asaim dude tells me askes me what i did. Told him i work at gym. Asked me what i wanted to be. Told him surgical tech
>>696116126
That idk. Do know soemthing about vietnam war
>>696116721
>there is no way you can disprove that
She's from Undertale.
>>696115812
I was not talking about emergency medicine. Just simple stuff.
>The word surgery has such a bad image.
>>696116090
Oh I will, as long as their is more to see~
Yeah, being able to fix yourself is an important thing, at least to me.
Pain is the biggest factor, either get some pain killers, or bite on a belt while you do it.
>>696116149
I had sliced my thumb open once, the docs fixed it up since we actually had money at the time.
>Stitches were supposed to disolve
>Got stuck inside
>Had to cut and pull them out.
God it felt weird pulling string out from the inside of my finger.
>>696116284
Chicken soup is the best cure anyway.
>>696116721
Femboy gote
>>696116661
He's the 8th
What are you on?
>>696116721
>Trying to be a specialer snowflake than chara
>>696116773
um ok
little out of left field
>>696116773
Probably should, but I'm about to start Legend if the Galactic heroes, which is a pretty long one
>>696116721
Qt gote boi
>>696116967
Kitsune con
>>696115701
It hurts a lot man. I'll never have a daughteru that cute.
And I kinda want Nui to have a skin modded in of Neopolitan
>>696115440
But but... I can't help it. I'd like you to be my friends too
>>696116967
How goes it smug
>>696116754
neck is ok
>>696117026
i dont like soup
>>696117027
the sniper girl. i think she is like 7 or so
>>696115832
Well, I'll keep Steam open tonight then.
Nah, I've seen it like that quite a few times.
>>696116126
Nah, I got into A LOT of MMOs. Tera stuck with me the longest out of them all because the combat was just so top tier. I guess I'll go back and try that out as well tonight.
>>696116967
More shekkles. Outright, give it WoW lore (The old kind), FF14 type graphics, a TERA combat system, and an Archeage sized world, BAM. Best MMO.
>>696117026
Probably not, I'm rather bad at that kinda stuff.
>>696116065
Cute boat.
>>696117027
I never said that before and I felt as if it was something that needed to be said.
>>696117052
Then do whatever, I'm not going to force you to watch Jojo.
>>696115365
Cutie~
>>696117241
She was a pain
especially that last phase
>>696117312
calm down there, you just need to
let it go
>>696117488
anything else you want to admit?
>>696116149
I mean if you want to heh
>>696116951
That is my job to leave you speechless Maki and I am proud of it! Sounds like you would at least learn alot from fixing then right?
>>696117026
I mean I think I have some more...dont leave I like you
Yeah that is true, maybe next time I get hurt and I dont have anyone I will do it myself hopefully I wont make it worse!
>>696117495
What are you doing? Still watching anime in that stream my queen?
>>696116108
How many Dios do we need to beat Jotaro?
>>696117088
That reminds me of someone that put Nui in Neo's outfit, who also made this.
>>696116969
>"she"
Your point would be valid if you knew things, but you don't, so it's not
>>696117026
Femboy gote indeed
>>696117027
I'll have you know that I'm a very special snowflake, because where I live it never even fucking snows, making every snowflake special
Because snowflakes aren't special, a researcher once found two snowflakes that were identical, so the metaphor kind of falls apart under any scientific examination
>>696117052
Qt gote boi indeed
>>696117026
Yeah, luckily the stitches I got actually dissolved right. And I havent had any actual surgeries, but have gotten pretty sick once when I was little, double pneumonia
>>696117488
At some point.
>>696117668
But I'm not a negro
>>696117771
So, how are you? I don't think I've talked to you before
>>696117771
If it's not a girl than why is there rainbows in the background?
Anyone wanna play some Yu-Gi-Oh?
>>696117617
i think i got one shot and decided that i was time for a little break. havent played it in a bit
Off to work, be back next thread!
>>696114587
>Musical ratlles.
>My taste in music is really average, so I can't suggest anything back.
>Mfw.
>>696117026
>You still didn't figure it out.
>>696117759
I don't know but 4 wasn't enough, there are 5 in Eyes of heaven but alternate universe Diego never apeared in story mode, well except in the credits.
>>696117617
Admit? I was not admitting anything, I simply decided to spread the word about an undeniable truth.
>>696116967
Are you saying we should reeeanalyze our course of action?
Seems as if he wants a feel of your skills. See what part you'd play in the pyramid.
>>696117352
Always open for you bby ;;^)
A pretty popular spot then I guess. If not them where else do you go?
>>696117668
Ha, you do it well Rikka. You're right about that, not much of a handyman and calling a repair tech every time isn't always doable. Gotta learn to do it myself sooner or later.
>>696115832
Yeah! I'll look forward to it then! I'll try it again then I promise.
Whatcha up to, love?
>>696116967
Do we need to have a talk about your smug overuse?
>>696117617
Why tho?
>>696116951
oh ok, I heard that was good but a friend told me it seemed rushed and they cut out a bunch of stuff
>>696116967
Does RO2 have a big player base?
>>696117352
Never played Tera but I've seen people play it on youtube. Looked alright
>>696118019
Nah, magic is the best tcg
>>696117668
Ohhhh yeah, these are nice~
I'm not leaving cutie~
If you can't take it start to finish, don't start or you may make it worse, and sterilize all of your equipment with fire, boiling water, or antiseptic. If you get an infection go to the doctor, you need meds at that point.
>>696117771
>Femboy
>Love it.
>>696117962
Scarlet fever into pneumonia.
>Good times
>Big shots.
Surgery I can deal with, disease? Nope, straight to the doc when it's bad.
>>696118169
Vore, inflation, bbw.
>>696117759
Hehe, Neo reminds me of Nui so much.
>>696117771
just stop
>>696118061
I tried to parry it, it doesn't work
she's a bitch
>>696118222
if that's what you want to call it, that's fine
>>696117962
Sure you arent
>>696118304
Yeah man were suppose to call out the AC dude tomorrow and hopefully he can teach me how to fix this stupid thing so I can do it myself, after working on arcade games I am totally open to learn how to fix stuff
>>696118671
Wonderful~
Alright steralize before using, got it! I hope I never get hurt in the wild but if I do im gonna learn
>>696118580
>>696118019
Im more of a pokemon person
>Im killing it on Pokemon Omega Ruby
>>696119124
looks like she's a bit cold
>Kurumi
>>696119124
Hurrah for nipples.
>>696118671
Yeah, there isn't much you can do without the proper medications.
>>696119014
If you clean it, I might. Since you offered
>>696119124
But it's true
And holy nipples batman!
>>696119236
>>696118964
its a bit harsh yeah
>>696119124
This picture is my bane. It's one of the few pictures I have of Shiro where she's sad but she's nipping hard.
>>696118741
Though Nui has the cuter voice but that's an unfair comparison. though i'm sure she still would.
What do you think Nui's favorite ice cream is?
>>696119380
claimed
>>696119697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6x4EBlUJI
>>696117962
I'm quite good, thank you.
>>696117982
Lemme put this another way
Do you see any boobs on the gote in this image?
No?
That's because gote has no boobs and is very much not a gril
(This is a joke I don't get, isn't it?)
>>696118671
Good taste
>>696118964
It's just not in my nature to stop, it's not something I enjoy
>>696117052
Gotcha mang lol
>>696117233
Goood. You?
>>696117352
Wew. All it needs is some shit like SAO :^)
>>696118304
Nevermind what i said. Reeeject that idea. I like this
I get that but all i do i give people cell phone services. Hows that going to help me out in the medical field? After waiting a bit, friemd and i rushed tl the fromt since he recommend it
>>696118309
No! Im a free spirit!
>>696118384
64 player compatible
>>696119427
next guy is worse
Sword vs sword and he three shots you
>>696119834
give me like an hour, i'm on the probable last boss
>>696119917
What if it's a flat chested loli sheep?
>>696118671
>Never.
>Depends.
>No.
>>696119014
Yuta's hands look big compared to Rikka's face.
>>696119213
Also a Pokemon person.
>I haven't been playing it as much as I used to for at least a year.
>Mfw.
>>696119014
I might just grab a handful though~
Yeah. Steralize equipment, clean wound, repair, bandage, keep an eye on it. General rules for all wounds. Just learn what cleans and what sterilizes.
>>696119351
Exactly. Not to mention you need specific ones to treat specific sickness, that's why docs get paid the big bucks, memory.
>>696119917
Good taste?
>Great taste.
Sissy boi is great.
>>696119516
Just remove the head and the lower part of her body, then call it "nipples.png" and you no longer have a problematic picture
>>696119917
That's a pretty sexy goat.
>>696119917
Are you a homosexual?
I'm guessing from the qt gote boi husbando
Are you a qt boi in real life?
>>696119918
Yeah man, it'll probably be there
Lol am I edgy?! XD
>>696115829
hi yuuki how you doing
what's the time there?
>>696117668
Not anymore. talked with blake on tg and stuff.
>>696120247
I'm not doing that.
>
>>696120135
>Inflation
Inflation of genitals, urethra insertion, enema
>Mizore
>>696120420
>>696120384
What do you have agains't breasts? Everyone loves them, that is of course except for heretics.
You wouldn't be a heretic now would you?
>>696120057
fun cant wait
>>696119573
a fun mix of strawberry,vanilla and chocolate
>>696119351
Oh alright then!
>>696120135
Those are my hands man
>>696120232
Do it grab em
screenshoting these in case for future refrence
>>696120350
Dope! Sounds like a chill time man
>>696118309
As will I. Not a whole lot, thinking of playing some Metal Gear, just want to kick back after working around the house today. How about you, adorable?
>>696118384
It was good and your friend told you the right info. Konami basically fucked the production of it, wanting to bump the release time up and had disputes with Kojima's creative ambition. There's a whole extra chapter to the game unfinished and an ending that would been great, although it can be seen on YouTube. Still a masterpiece to me but it could of been so much more.
>>696119014
AC troubles huh? Had those not too long ago, good luck with that man, maybe you can give me some pointers haha. That's a great motivator, always nice have small skills like that, could even lead to a trade like yours.
>>696119918
I see you've reeeconsidered.
It's not kek. This really is a bad movie plot man.
>>696119427
pantsu
>>696120612
Shiro is a kid, Dio...
She's like 15 you hebophile
>>696120082
Good point, but wrong
I'd prove it but OP said no pornographones and I don't want to anger the great and powerful OP, what with their magical powers of magic and general inability to really do anything if I were to break one of those rules.
But seriously, just take my word for it, okay?
>>696120232
Damn straight
Well, not straight, but you know what I mean
>>696120258
Of course it is, why would it not be?
>>696120318
>implying it's possible for someone with a qt cote boi husbando to not be a homosexual
I wouldn't call myself a qt, but I'm not sure if that's accuracy or lack of self esteem.
Either way, doesn't matter if I am one, just that I like them
>>696120612
Of course not, I just don't want my waifu to be oversexualized. Then again, she does wear a skin-tight bodysuit, hard to avoid the sexualization.
>>696121021
As long as it's not a loli.
>>696121073
thats a fucking rhino
>>696120908
its covered
>>696120704
Lewd fun, yay!
>>696121042
Well, even though I claim a waifu, I am also a homo
I might qualify as qt
>>696120514
>Into that
Wew shiro.
I'm not to into that kind of stuff.
>>696120704
Don't tempt me!
>Squeeze squeeze~
My mom has been in medicine since I was a child, I gleaned some knowledge and my love of medicine from her.
>>696121042
Oh I know what you mean.
>Any panty gote?
>>696120654
I want to eat Nui's ice cream...
Another thing i thought of, what if your waifu was playable in a game.... but it's a lego game or something, how would that make you feel?
>>696119918
Nice, I really like the bigger servers in war games
>>696120819
Yeah he told me a few people data mined a bunch of that stuff that was cut from the game, real sad to see. At least Kojima is now able to make the games how he wants them!
>>696121042
Because it's a goat.
>>696121448
Pfppfpt? What?? I never said I was into that...
>>696118169
Hi there Yoko. Sorry for slow response. Was out.
>>696120704
whatcha doing~
Also will be posting for a while still before sleepin'
>>696121294
Excuse me? That's a zebra you fucking retard.
I feel terrible now, thanks Furi
>>696121343
I want to see them
>>696121501
Damn, I would play it for her. But I wouldn't enjoy it. It would be an extremely tedious game like all lego games.
>>696120819
Yeah sadly, if I learn anything new I will for sure tell you!
>>696121392
Aw hell yeah <3
>>696121448
I..I dont mind at all~
Wow thats awesome, my mom is a architect but I dont really like building stuff
>>696121669
Talking to you guys and downloading music
>>696121694
thats ok just play something else
>>696121706
google is a thing
Well. Even while behind Kha is ridiculously strong.
>>696120420
>No, no and no.
>>696120704
They still look a bit large.
>>696121599
I'm already a bit slow with some replies anyways, so it's fine.
>>696121694
>Pic related.
>>696121792
what kind of music?
>>696122130
hi yoko what you up to
>>696121792
L E W D
I S
L I F E
>>696122115
Yeah if you can catch someone out they basically melt
>>696120819
Nice! I've never played a metal gear game actually.. i watched a cutscene once at a friends and i fell asleep on her lap lmao.
I'm just trying to relax and get sorted here. Sorry i'm taking so long to reply >~< i'll be free here in a bit!
>>696121900
It's better if it comes from you, baby
>>696121555
It was written all over your face!
No judgment. Perv.
>>696121792
Oh you don't mind? Perv.
>Jiggle jiggle.
Yeah, humans intrigue me, body mind and soul.
>>696122130
Damn, you're a tricky one.
>>696121784
Never had interest in Lego games but more Nui makes everything better.
>>696120318
Yeee boi
>>696120819
Had a reeeal long thought about it
You have no idea. Today was a really special because the president and vice president and all. The vice president pissed me off
>>696121448
Ahem
>>696121525
Youll love it
>>696121792
Uh i don't think so frenemy
