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>>696069479
'murica
>>696069999
Nice quads
>>696069871
>construction memes
this shit is getting silly now, the meaning is so diluted
>>696069479
pee-pee dance @0:11
>>696069479
Watching that was the most stressful experience I've had lately.
>>696070106
>pee-pee dance
wtf are you talking about
>>696070314
>implying you've never done the pee-pee dance
>implying you're some Nietzschean superman
>m goddamned fw
>>696070006
omgggg what the fuuuuuckkk... who is this bitch!!?
>>696070519
no if I have to piss i go piss, I don't dance like some mentaly retarded child
>>696070519
>>696070227
Oh my god would praise so much
>>696070006
Holy shit, I am not the type to be truely angry at just WebMD, I usually laugh at the 9/11 jokes, but I am truely disgusted at this whore.
>>696070239
i dont get it can someone explain
>>696070690
>more lies
>>696071081
BaltimorePoliceDept. is the donator
>>696069871
Half-Life 2 flashback
>>696069479
what the hell did he think would happen?
>>696069795
That's a ferret
>>696070006
>>696070337
i would wear this kind of costume
>>696071158
>thinking you know exactly what everyone does
m8 you can't even green text in context, lurk moar newfag
>>696070227
How do you even begin to train a hamster to do that
>>696070006
Holy fuck. Women can be so disgusting.
>>696071291
>>696070337
it gets funnier the drunker you get
I would wear 10/10
Dead
>>696071658
Yet she still would say no to giving you a blowjob.
>>696071239
She has nicely aligned teeth. I have fetish mixed with OCD for the front teeth in the lower jaw forming that correct bow.
Sucks that orthodontists are such greedy thugs. More people need it.
>>696070105
Kek
>>696071500
what a happy doggo
>>696071470
>being this new
>>696070239
whats she playing?
>>696071986
You would probably be disgusted with me. Total disaster area.
>>696071500
Always wanted to see a dog fuck this guy up, fucking faggot
>>696071986
She seems a lovely girl. I'd introduce her to my parents like that.
>>696071500
Labradors are normally friendly dogs. That one was probably racist.
>>696072158
dota2
>>696069479
>>696071875
I want someone to watch this while on a bad acid trip and let us know how it goes.
>>696069795
Fuck, that actually cute
>>696069479
You have to be seriously retarded not to understand (and fear) what happens when a bullet flies through your hand faster than the speed of sound. Then again I'm Yuropoor, would treat any kind of firearm with the respect and fear it deserves, not like I can buy one at Walmart.
>>696070006
Just... don't be a fucking sadist.
>>696072351
No. Just a regular /b/ dweller.
>>696072456
Damn ... that looks good.
>>696070006
dont put your dick in crazy
>>696072351
fucking decimated
>>696071875
Too high for this. So fluid and imaginative.
>>696071875
Where is this from?
>>696072456
Fukken saved!
Gonna try this some time.
>>696072728
wow the end just ruined the whole fuckin thing
>>696072351
>>696069999
Fucking Milo.
>>696070006
>white people
>>696072351
Trump supporter.
>>696069479
God, and the dude standing next to him just...watches. No reaction every single time he puts his hand in front of the barrel. Just...nothing.
>>696071291
Haha! Niggers gonna nig.
>>696071875
akira?
>>696070239
she's cute and has a sense of humor, would jungle fever
>>696072975
>pol going after a nigger
right...
>>696071291
>breakdancing.webm
>>696072975
jesus what a loser
>>696072925
newfagging so hard
>>696072975
pitching a tiny tent for a tranny
>>696072542
this has nothing to do with America, this guy is just a retard
>>696071500
The dog nipped at him and he reached directly at its face again.
Fucking retard
>>696073002
AHhhhhaaaaaaa!
>>696073002
>Fucking Milo
Actually just thought the same thing.
Good that twitter ownd him badly. I hate that sissy.
>>696071655
Same way you train a dog - a clicker, a goal, and some treats.
>>696069479
What do you do when you're at the firing range and when you try to shoot your gun it jams?
>NOT POINT IT AT YOUR FUCKING HAND AND REPEATEDLY TRY TO FIRE IT AGAIN
Jesus christ.
>>696070006
Isn't that, like, kinda, dangerous?
>>696072975
I don't get it, like...picking the ugliest one there. Is it because he thinks he might finally get some if he goes for the weakest one?
>>696073126
>she'll get muh glorious white seed
>>696070006
i want to be that mouse...i want to slide down her tummy
>>696073212
this guy's overhand right is chuck liddell tier
>>696072456
why no pizza sauce inside the thing tho?
why dip it in sauce when you could have the sauce already inside
>>696070006
The tease was hot at first, and it started to get gross....and then it just got too real
>>696073034
my sides!
>>696071018
>I usually laugh at the 9/11jokes
How old are you?
>>696073212
Heavy punches, damn.
>>696073184
Isnt that the same? Retard - American, I don't see the diffrence
>>696073212
what the hell man, is this bud spencer? He is giving away slaps like the Big Show or something
>>696072351
good old high school days
>>696073398
What is this, I don't even-
>>696073212
Goddamn that fat guy can throw a fucking punch
>>696073337
I hope the bitch die... very very painfully..
>>696073398
those crazy cults and camps for self help and rehabilitation, "finding one's self"
Ridiculous, they have nothing on those swinger island resorts
>>696073541
cooking the sauce would have created nerve gas
>>696069871
That's some looney tunes shit
>>696072252
Yeah, how dare he try to help people, right?
>>696073212
Fuck yes! Guy in the shirt is a beast!
>>696072220
The Maxx, neat.
>>696073184
retard -> and american.
Why do you accept one and deny the other?
>>696072456
the shit ppl come up with when it comes to food...
>>696073541
because then you can't control the temperature of the sauce and by the time the sauce won't burn your mouth the cheese won't be as melty because mozzarella cools fast. Better to have max temp cheese and dip it. When I make shit like this I dip it in chilled sauce; that shit is the goddamn bomb. Hot and cold mix in the mouth, makes it way tastier
Rekt
>>696070006
Nice teeth line though.
>>696070006
>>696072871
that guy literally punches like a bitch
>>696073398
Got the second part where that old chick gets fucked up?
>>696069479
its like they are testing the ink on dry a ball pen
>>696073981
What the fucking fuck
>>696073541
baking it would make the sauce inside thin and boiling hot. one bite -- all the sauce would run out and burn your lips and tongue.
this is just speculation though. i could be full of shit.
>>696070006
Why the fuck doesn't the mouse fight back? Try to escape, scratch, it doesn't even bite the bitch....
>>696074045
>>696071018
>I usually laugh at the 9/11 jokes
excited about starting high school this year anon?
>>696070006
God, isn't the mouse gonna try to bite and scratch its way out of her stomach?
>>696074088
>88
Top kek what the hell is this from
>>696069479
>Shit my gun jammed...
>No wait, its working again.
>>696074072
Asians are second only to niggers at being horrible "humans"
>>696074087
I'm sure we've all eaten enough pizza to know that sauce is akin to hot magma most of the time.
>>696074134
Oh shi, what have I done?!
*fakes seizure*
>>696069479
>WOW IT DOESNT EVEN SHOOT?
>WOOOOOOW
>HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE BULLET WILL PENETRATE MY HAND????
>BUGGED GUN MECHANICS
>WOOOOOW HAHA
>>696070403
anonymous is that you?
>>696073999
check'd
>>696073981
Please...Please...Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me that kid got fuck up for this?!
>>696074117
For the same reason you don't leave your mom's basement.
>>696074134
this is swedish hippies.
they should be executed.
a fucking disgrace.
this is from a documentary, she was suppose to create a barrier of spirituality or some shit.
and as you can see, you can't make invisible barriers.
>>696074072
humans being humans
>>696074117
its very scared..
>>696071018
Because the life of a mouse is clearly more important than the lives of nearly 5000 people.
This is what is wrong with you millenial fucks.
>muh misanthropy
>>696071986
lmfao fucking fat bitch falls over herself, cool shirtless guy swoops in to put the bitch in her place, but is then accosted by whiteknight faggot and then nigger comes over to watch cuz white people
>>696073575
AHAHAHAHA
Oh fucking hell, what is this?
>>696071875
>dad, I'm gay
>>696074346
>>696073981
she clearly deserved this
>>696071875
what...
>>696074529
>this is swedish hippies
>>696074567
holy criiiinge
>>696074134
thanks duder, forgot the dude fakes seizure. My sides are in orbit
>>696074452
funny. i'm listening to Star Trek Outpost right now.
what is this from?
>>696074346
sauce pls
>>696073981
russians are even worse than niggers
>>696074875
Deep Space Nine
>>696074567
back story is that they are from special school. pretty funny.
>>696074452
Was that the big battle against the Dominion, Romulan and Kardashian alliance?
>>696074809
God fucking dammit and I was watching Vikings.
These people are truly lost.
>>696070239
Who is she?
>>696074346
>>696074662
>when cartoons where still awsome
>>696075007
I believe so.
>>696071986
Where is this white trash paradise?
>>696070992
I miss when American TV was openly sexist and pandering.
>>696073212
>fat neckbeard in a hawaiian shirt fighting amish people.webm
>>696074508
holy fuckin savage, I keked
>>696074567
actually, would make a great videogame
>>696074970
ha!
the ferengi character was talking in my ear when i clicked on that
mucho serendipity today
>>696070992
>>696073683
They're called New Agers
>>696071018
>Not laughing at both
>>696074564
>millenial
shut the fuck up you idiot....
>>696075097
I hated Captain Janeway. Fucking cunt!
Stopped watching Voyager. Don't know if and how they made it home.
>>696075007
>kardashian
kek'd
>>696075100
>White Trash
>Nigger
America.
>>696075210
Wonder if it's this place:
http://www.entsoc.org/PDF/2010/Orb-weaving-spiders.pdf
>>696074885
slav asylum?
>>696075416
Struck a nerve?
>>696073570
a white officer would have been fired, arrested, lynched
citywide riots ensue
>>696073656
straight cringe my friend
>>696070227
It's Mr. Jangles
>>696074662
>>696073056
eh I don't blame him, let natural selection run its course
>>696073656
fuck that shite
>>696075425
Voyager just happens to be my favorite...I've been watching it episode-by-episode since Feb. I've basically become a part of the crew.
Now I'm triggered.
>>696071081
She's not even playing the game
>>696075370
>how I lost my virginity
>>696075100
Montreal. Surprisingly not a white trash paradise, unless you consider hipsters white trash.
>>696074452
>the memories
Damn, I have to start downloading Deep Space 9 tomorrow. Haven't watched that for 18 years or so.
>>696071500
love how the "dog whisperer" kicks the shit out of that doggo
>>696075623
gee that marriage is going to be long lived
>>696075623
hahaha amazing life ahead. :D
>>696074480
If memory serves, she'd whacked his doggo.
Just fair and honest 1/10 payback.
I hope he had it in him to continue doing that till she either fled town or died.
On the other hand tho, slavs. Who knows what they're "thinking".
>>696075643
If you're not a shithead at the game you can move without looking straight at the fucking screen you retard
>>696074907
Brave Exkaiser
>>696074885
I've been to asylum and rehab centers, that shit ain't funny.
>>696071291
pcp is a helluva drug.
>>696075204
>>696073212
he is strong as fuck
>>696074262
Danger 5
>>696072351
sauce anyone? I wanna hear his head smack against the ground.
>>696071081
read who donated
>>696075819
>mfw
>>696074718
10/10 Would pay to see
>>696075007
what the actual fuuuck
>>696075731
what. the. shit.
>>696073212
The guy in the yellow is a russian, in the original video they talk to him in russian in the end it doesnt even matter
>>696075860
>taking moral high ground
Gtfo newfag and remember where you are
>>696075731
what is this shit???????
>>696076111
Holy shit the nostalgia. That game was legit fun too
>>696072158
no one knows
>>696074567
when i see things like this I am always torn
1- Every generation says the next are worthless fools and a complete joke compared to the last.
2 The other generations never saw this level of cringe/beta/faggotry
>>696073656
>the internet in 2 images
>>696076218
That's not taking a moral high ground you retard.
>>696073347
Dat ass bro
Who cares about the face in a random doggystyle party fuck
>>696074614
>>696073575
Russia, Ukraine or Poland
>>696071875
The art on this is incredible! It is so smooth and creative. Where is this from?
>>696076237
spic "food"
>>696071500
kek fucking owned
>>696074564
Bet you're the same guy that laughs at dying black/brown people.
>>696076237
>what is this shit???????
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_Deep_Space_Nine
How old are you?
>>696073981
I think there is some background about her killing his dog or something like that.
>>696076328
They're literal retards. Look the bone structures, the way they move. It's not the same thing in each, but they're all mentally handicapped in some significant way. I have a relative born in '57 that they do the same shit with, did when he was a kid in special ed and do now when he's in a care home (and pretty much still a kid mentally). You can't say that actual mentally retarded people represent their generation.
>>696076374
I can hear the guitar solo from here
>>696071291
honestly watch this five times. pick up all the little details. the head/table connection, the perfect rotation change, the front teeth that are now missing, even the onlooking nigs just like "niggaa.."
this, is funny
>>696072484
Kek
>>696070006
I am fucking diamond. This shit is hot and I don't understand how people find this disgusting.
Are there moar videos like that?
>>696073497
Dafuk
>>696076111
>rented Battletanks from Blockbuster back when that was a normal thing to happen
>hit level with glitched enemy that won't die
>friend and I stay up all night just to see how long we could fight it
>finally get bored at 5am and pass out
Man, I remember when I was easily entertained...
>>696069479
What was he expecting?
>>696076411
>I've been to asylum and rehab centers, that shit ain't funny.
/b/ doing it for the lulz since '03
>>696071875
What the actual fuck...
>>696076190
>in the end it doesn't even matter
I died holy shit
>>696071875
god damn kids and your cartoons
>>696074452
Y'know what always annoyed me about that scene at the time?
Apparently every ship forgot to turn its shields on.
Also, everyone is way too close together...
>>696076480
Guess again.
>>696073575
story?
>>696076499
wtf??
>>696075741
Thats not how kicking shit out of looks like dumb ass
>>696076499
someone explain this one? are elevators different in japan or what?
>>696075210
Just fucking burn that entire acre of land.
>>696072220
does it get good?
>>696072351
player 2 enter the game
>>696074718
>>696076803
Weebo
>>696075425
it was so bad, all of voyager was. it got boring quick and had no real depth and the only character developement was with the cocky pilot guy and female warf . they used borg tech to jump through space before blowing it up.
>>696076626
HOT?? you must be a fucking retard or something,
U bitches want a second thread once this one hits bump limit?
>>696069479
If you squint a bit at the thumbnail it looks like a cow.
>>696074718
the filename made me lose
>>696076795
Not the samefag as the first comment, and its still not taking a moral high ground
>>696070006
Would hit and definitely have her swallow my dick and my cum
>>696069479
Gunfag here. Cringed physically IRL for the whole video. What a moron.
>>696074718
>the title
NOICE
fucking russian roadrages
>>696076499
the webm, you retard!
>>696077020
>Female Warf
I've come to love B'elanna. Never thought I'd be fapping to her, and yet...
>>696076910
there were like 5 cases in china where people died after falling into the mechanism of the escalator. Which is exactly underneath those metal panels.
>>696077139
I wonder what he was trying to achieve though, like what was the expected outcome?
>>696076499
>>696076900
>>696076910
There's a notorious webm in rekt/gore threads where a chinese girl can be seen swallowed by the moving stairs because some fucking guy left the crate unscrewed/open.
Must have been in the chinese news, hence the paranoia.
>>696076910
A while ago there was a video of the panel at the top of the escalator giving out and a woman being eaten the the machinery.
>>696070130
Same here. You must be a fellow gun owner.
>>696070006
>>696072975
but shes ugly and she keeps around him on fucking purpose dumb ass cunt
>>696074614
That's a lvl 30 player in a lvl 15 area.
>>696076656
that's so amerca
>>696075583
>I was expecting the guy to point it at his eye next before it fired.
>>696077097
ohh shit. bad burn there
>>696077227
And it's a really gruesome death, that's why people like to be safe.
>>696077370
found the rapist
>>696073212
Go drink bleach. You are a bigger faggot than Milo.
>>696077270
>>696077270
>>696077270
New Thread.
>>696077226
you say that until you notice one eye is lower than the other and you can never look away from it again
>>696073034
Im the gardener dude from this show
>>696077024
Probably, but Iam jacking off right now to this, and I honestly don't know why. That moment when to mouse goes down... God that makes me hard. I even found some extra seconds on dailymotion.
>>696071291
>>696070006
Why is /b/ so fucking pc recently? holy fuck she ate a mouse. fucking cry about it.
>>696073575
>when you're 8 levels higher than the monsters in your zone
>>696077270
>>696077270
>>696077270
>>696077270
New thread.
>>696073212
>>696073655
back to back world champs nigger, that's what.
>>696072871
Love this one. Some scrawny lil beta faggot gets cucked by a real man.
>>696074564
america shouldn't have funded terrorists if it hated them so much...
you reap what you sow mate
>>696077551
>Seven seasons in, and I'm just now noticing this.
