What did she mean by this?
Also, dubs decide what to say next.
>>696047565
GIRUGAMESH
>>696047565
it means try harder, op.
she playin hatrd to get
>>696048196
Well, tell me what to say. I'm still drunk
>>696047565
Nigers arens people u fat slut
I'm going to kill myself today, you're the only person I will tell. Goodbye forever
>>696048735
Roll
>>696048735
Roooolling
>>696047565
Damn, ex girlfriend?
>>696048870
We never dated because I'm an autistic alcoholic fuck up
>>696049066
Roll
>>696048735
ROLL
>>696048735
Roll
>>696049066
Let's get this thread going boiys
I'm going to kill myself because you're right I'm worthless I'm sorry I like you but I don't want to exist anymore :( I can't handle the pain
>>696049751
Roll
>>696049751
Rrrrrerol
She mad. wat do
>>696049751
Rolledddd
>>696049751
ROLLINGE THIS
IM SORRY I DIDNT REAPOND I WAS WIPING MY ASS I ONLY TALK TO TRASH WHEN I TAKE A FUCKING SHIT
>>696049976
Roll
I'm not messing with u sorry I was saying goodbye to my friend because I'm going to kill myself you're right I'm worthless goodbye forever
>>696050087
Roll
>>696050087
Fucking roll
>>696050087
Rerolling
>>696049847
What did you do to her?
>>696050087
Roll this
IM GONNA TAKE A knife AND SLIT MY WEISSTS
say, "hey u wanna go on a date tomorrow btw?" (im here delivering the actualy punishments)
>>696048735
rololol
I will go over to your house and molest you you rancid fucking swine how dare you treat me with such disrespect
>>696048735
Reroll
>>696050648
Rolling
>>696050254
Drunken trolling like I'm doing right now. I think she had feelings for me at one point
>>696047565
roll
>>696050700
WIN
How old is this bitch she sounds 15
You can measure the mark of a man on the day that he does and you can measure the worth of a whore on the day you forcibly creampie
>>696051198
Roll
>>696051004
22
>>696051198
Rerolliiing
>>696050744
Post the whole conversation you stupid Doublenigger
>>696050744
"I'm sorry if i hurt you, i was just being a drunken wretch. If you were in my life i would stop poisoning myself with alcohol and actually be happy for once.".
Date her, marry her and then hang yourself
Sometimes I shove Pokemon figures up my ass and pretend I'm evolving, do you want to be my Pokemon master ;)
>>696051282
"If you hate me so bad, why even Reply?
Unless you're just super Tsundere for me..."
>>696051298
>>696051298
No because I might fuck up again and I don't want to get doxed
Your tears are delicious, I wonder how your face of terror will look when I'm holding you down like the worthless fucking whore that you are, pounding you senseless
>>696047565
I felt like I had to tell you.
For the last ten minutes I've had my phone wedged against my prostate, I've been texting myself racial slurs and I'm cumming right now.
>>696051608
Rolling
>>696051524
she's not upset over you molesting her, she wants the d
I'm going to shoot up the nearest school unless you suck my cock
>>696051759
Roll
>>696051759
Rerolllingggg
>>696051309
This
>>696051759
roll
I HAVE SEEN INTO THE FUTURE: EVERYONE IS SLIGHTLY OLDER
>>696051309
Rawl
>>696051644
Deliver OP
>>696051933
I'm calling bullshit
How'd you time travel?
>>696051644
Oh my bad, i forgot to post
CIVILIZED PEOPLE DONT FUCK BEARS
>>696052135
Thank you, I am happy now.
>>696051524
Is this your life OP?
Jesus christ just kill yourself.
>>696052239
Roll
>>696051309
selfroll
I'm a pathetic virgin that is using an online Tasmanian knitting forum to decide what to say to you xD (posted via 9gag)
>>696052275
Meh, she loves it
>>696052437
Rolling
>>696051488
OP please.
>>696051309
This but start it with:
Alright, I'm done fuckig around. I only do this because I have to do something to avoid actively addressing that I've got a problem.
i like you:) can we go out and talk about this I'm sorry for being an ass earlier I'm
Just not good with handling serious topics
>>696052627
Rolling
Here's the deal, I will only agree to fuck you if you wear an SS uniform for me.
>>696052677
Ty anon
Do homeless people understand knock-knock jokes?
>>696052759
rolling
>>696052745
Roll
Im guessing she's ugly af since you'd have to be too autistic to not get laid with a bitch begging this much
>>696052759
re-rolling
>>696052745
Rolling
Also anything offensive I say is because I'm getting strangers online to decide it for me lol sorry
I took some drugs earlier and was looking for Pokemon and ended up punching some fat kid in the neck with my balls because I thought he was a snorlax
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
>>696052759
Last roll
>>696052677
come on guys lets get OP laid
>>696052704
Really made me think
>>696052978
I know you have feelings, so do I and that's why I act like this, I'm so sorry :( hug
>>696048735
Roll
>>696052808
This. can you send us a pic of her OP
>>696053084
Rolling
>>696053084
lol, roll for this
Send her gif version of idubbbz jumping down saying im gay
>>696052627
>>696052677
Winwar
>>696053084
Rolling this
>>696052978
nah, shit got boring, soon she will tell you that she likes you or etc...
>>696049751
Roll for this
>>696053084
>:( hug
what kind of autistic beta types like that?
Also I'm a teenage mutant ninja turtle so I want to show you my rats later I named one of them Michelangelo and falcon punched him into a fire
>>696052978
I only act the way I do because I'm reluctant to address those very Human feelings.
You aren't the only one with feelings of that nature. I'm just not good at dealing with mine.
OP is a chubby faggot
>>696053140
Roll
>>696048735
rollin' rollin' rollin'
Haha just kidding I bet you're vagina smells like rancid cheese and that no one will ever love you. You're an immature worthless sack of garbage and I'm
Done humouring you
"Truth is you're my only chance for happiness in this life. You're the white whale to my Moby-Dick"
>>696053140
Rolling
Feels batman
>>696053498
Rolling
>>696053498
Rerolliiiiing
>>696053528
And I wish you'd eat less.
>>696053599
Winrar
>>696053599
NO. VETO.
>>696053599
ohshit things are bout to get messy
"i drink to forget my tragic past, you cant blame me for that"
>>696053652
Holy shit, roll.
>>696053701
Roll
>>696053701
rolllll
>>696053652
roll
>>696053652
Reroll once
>>696053701
Rollllllerino
>>696053822
Winrarian
I wouldn't even give you the privilege of wiping my ass if I had diarrhea, that's how little I think of you. Now fuck off seriously I'm starting to get angry and this isn't even my final form
What the fuck am I doing guys
>>696054055
Rolling
She still wants you
>>696054134
OP go give the dog a bone
Useless slag, you look like a cross between a bulldog and big bird from Sesame Street u nasty bitch
>>696054134
You're both fucked up and perfect for each other.
>>696054284
>like
roll
I'm gay for your dad
I'm going to blow my dick off so that it doesn't even need to exist in the same universe as an ugly whore like you
>>696054144
>>696054055
Double dubs, lets go.
I'd treat your ass like a Mexican bowling alley.
WHAT PART OF FUCK OFF DONT U UNDERSTAND???
I hope you people are entertained
I'd like to show your mother this
>>696054641
>>696054403
>>696054447
I am highly entertained.
Send the attached pic with this "Now give your meat a good ol' rub"
Why are you still texting me? I'm showing all my friends in 9gag how much of a desperate bitch you are
>>696054771
Rolling
>>696054641
Ive recently been visiting some sort of mystic you know
>>696054771
Reeeeroll
>>696054771
Rolle
If you let my dad have sex with you we might be able to work this out I except only anal as an apology you'll see me out side your house the signal will be followed by me invading your home when I enter you refer to me as the moth I will then kms and we all will be together like one big family also I've been related to you this whole time figured I'd tell you now and not spoil the surprise
>>696054832
reroll
>>696054763
rollllllll
Thousands of ppl are laughing at you right now lmao u actually thought I was serious when I was being nice you're fuckin retarded
Bitch, you don't seem to understand how badly I will fuck you up if I ever see you in person again. Your pussy will look like lasagna when i'm done
>>696048735
lets roll-oll
>>696054968
Roll
>>696054937
roll
>>696054968
Rrrrroll
>>696054641
faggot you missed my dubs (>>696053822
)
>>696054855
Winrar.
>>696049847
She seems to genuinely care
I feel bad for the bitch now
>>696054979
rollerino
The only reason I ever talked to you is that I cant lick my ass myself
I've secretly ejaculated in several things you've eaten.
Whats ur Skype or Snapchat name? Ill make up for the things ive done, promised
I see you as just a pair of sub par tits, I don't need you to be happy.
Well it really sucks having to censor shit like this
>>696055311
We could get this guy laid and this is the best we do?
If we get you laid op will you post pics?
Ever finger yourself at a funeral?
>>696055311
Winrar.
I jerk off to you every night and then fist my own asshole
>>696048735
Dubs GET!
>>696055505
haha so random!!! xDDD *holds up spork*
>>696055294
roll
>>696055433
They aren't fake, the 9gag army is very real and they've told me all about your manipulative ways now go away and leave me, a gentleman, in peace you whore
>>696055433
Holy shit, absolute mad man
>>696048735
Rolleroni
>>696055686
Rolling
>>696048735
rolling
>>696054962
roll
>>696055686
Reroll
>>696055686
Rrrrrrrollllll
>>696054763
rawlll
>>696055686
roll
>>696054962
ROLLERONI
>>696055800
Winrar
>>696055227
SAFE
>>696055906
FUCKIN ROLLLLLLL
Haha I can't believe you cried because I called you mean names, what are you, a middle schooler? Fuckin hell, leave me and my life alone I obviously want nothing more to do with you. Your feelings for me only lower my sense of self worth because of how repulsive you are
>>696056212
Rolling
stop believing everything i say for fuck sake.... ...
get yourself together and come here..
i will make your little holes cry tonight...
Posting in epic bread.
>>696055446
I don't want to get him laid. I want to destroy his relationship with this person. Welcome to /b/ faggot.
>>696054962
FKIN THIS, ROLL
>>696056212
Rolling for this
>>696052978
>real human bean
>>696056212
Rrrrrrooool
>>696056181
FFS ROLLING FOR THIS
>>696056408
Hey, that's the spirit!
>>696056212
Rerrrrrrol
Yo I apologize, you should come over and check out the.video me and the boys made:
https://youtu.be/Pgu6ffP8lY0
>>696056393
Toasting in epic bread*
How has your summer been?
>>696054763
RAWLLING FOR THIS CMON
>>696051644
10/10 kek
>>696047565
OP do you fap to traps?
>>696054937
Rollll
>>696056212
Rerolling
OP was not a faggot today.
>>696056421
>>696056350
we need to switch ti around before she gets roasted again u fagss
>>696056212
Rrrrrollinggggggg
>>696056350
rol
>>696048735
roll
>>696056655
Winrar
>>696056408
He wants to ruin the relationship faggot. Making her want him again will fuck things up for him. Fuck food thing summer is half over.
>>696054763
roll
>>696056753
Roll
>>696056610
Roll
>>696056766
winrar
Send her the link to this thread
>>696055311
>>696056421
Deliver!
>>696056212
Rolling this
>>696052759
Rull
>>696056885
Reroll
>>696056900
WINRAR! Cmon OP, post some of the requests now!
>>696056766
>win
Lol I just farted and my mom thought I said something xD
>>696056610
Rollin
>>696056885
Rolllllllllll
>>696054763
rol
>>696047565
please say hell yes in here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10817721/r
>>696056421
I'm sorry. I really am. I have a problem and I wish I could stop being this way. Please talk to me. It's the only way I don't feel so alone.
>>696056766
>winzip
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~* *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your daddy meat* I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
>>696056766
winnerroo
What did she mean by this?
>>696057071
Roll
>>696057071
or this
>keek
>>696057019
ROLLING FOR THIS
>>696057071
kys, also rolling
>>696057071
Rerolling for this
>>696057071
rollio
>>696047565
Does it feel shitty tearing apart a person who may have genuinely cared about you? No one here is your friend.
>>696054937
Gkdlf
>>696057222
Trip! WINRAR
>>696055227
fuck off
>>696057140
why...?cause i want to make u feel me inside u?
come here, adjusts tie, tips fedora, m'lady.
I shall make u take my cum inside u over and over again. Force u to carry my genes.. Carry my DNA inside u... Tahts why im testing u...
come here.. and ill cum in your ass so hard, ull get pregnant.
>>696054763
rollllor
Hey boys I must go out for more alcohol but I'll make a thread later
>>696057252
Yes it does
This fucking thread made me laugh so many times, op isn't a faggot for once
>>696057433
WINRAR
>>696057252
this tbh
My ass hurts I think more than this shity natty light was ridding me last night
>>696057415
roll - after trips
>>696057482
Kek
>>696057482
>>696057433
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>696057482
Bring some for us /b/ros.
>>696057482
Youre an alcohol. That's not healthy
>>696057482
The absolute madman
>>696057617
Send this last one OP
>>696057482
thats exactly how I want u to act when u come here..
wipe off those tears big girl..!! and come here and ill treat u like a real lady.
(dubs)
>>696057482
save it a bit . ..
say this: >>696057734
++ sorry, for reals....thought u'd guess that i was joking FFS ..
old spice body wash cant block odor for 16 hours
IT'S ME
I USE OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY ON MY CHEST
THIS ONE DOES D-D-DUMMY
I USE OLD SPICE BODY WASH ON THE REST MY
P-P-P-P-P WHAT
YOU ARE ME
WHO AM I
OOOOOOO OBRIGADO
BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP
YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET SHAVEN
OH NO
OLD SPICE OLD SPICE OLD SPICE OLD SPICE
PAPAPAPAPPOWUH
OLD SPICE OLD SPICE OLD SPICE OLD SPICE
YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING
OLD SPICE ELECTRIC SHAVER
IM NOT A DOCTOR
OH NO
MY BODY IS SO POWERFUL I NEED TO USE MULTIPLE POWERFUL SMELLIN OLD SPICE PRODUCTS TO COVER MY POWERFUL BODY POWERFULLY
ITS ME
>>696057911
>9/11 dubs must be posted.
>>696057913
soooo random xDDDD!!!!!
>>696057433
WIN
>>696057911
i still believe int he llaaaaddder to heaaaven...niiine eellleeeeveenn
9/11 - 9/11 - 9/11
>>696057965
IT'S ME
>>696057913
>>696057993
>ssso samefaggingDDD!!!!!
>>696057911
>>696058111
Gods have spoken
>>696055227
son of a bitch
OP has finally shown his true form, POST THE WINS YOU FAGGOT
You faggots do realize OP said he's leaving and will make a new thread later, right?
>>696058183
>Daaaaaaaaaauuummm
Send nudes
>>696058441
>>696054641
How can she think you're serious about that, I mean "this isn't my final form"? How do you not realize that it's a joke?
>>696055227
Stop
>>696058716
thats y i saved it with me dubs in the end where i said that ill make her holes cry
>>696056408
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL EDGY!
Hey im so sorry my friend took my phone and texted random shit to everyone, she even sent my mother "Gas all the niggers" I wasnt the one saying any of this
>>696058838
Stop fucking replying to it, a picture on 4chan isn't going to kill your mother, retard.
2>>696059257
Roll
>>696059371
so much this
>>696058982
Yeah that sure saved the day alright. GG no re for OP.
>>696059257
kek roll
>>696059257
roll
>>696059257
roll
>>696059371
Stop replying to me. A post about a picture on 9gag isn't going to kill your mother, retard.
>>696059257
QUADS
>>696060033
winrar
>threadcap someone
oh thats good
>>696048735
This
>>696058148
i was making fun of his post you dumb fuck
thread is kill
look out the window. see me? hi
/thread
>>696061007
>007
looks like OP regrets everything he did today
