Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no trolling edition
>>696040668
>21
>been with 4 women
>1 of them was a one night stand
>69
>420
Shit was cash.
>24
>3
One quick fling with an old crush. One two year relationship. One ongoing seven year relationship and soon to be married.
> 21
> had sex with 2 women
> got a blowjob from a drunk girl
> one of them I dated for 3 years
>20
>I think 15
Kind of a haze, I've got real shitty memory
>>696041241
How do you forget about having sex?
>20
>0
I feel like there must be something seriously wrong with me since I'm a kissless virgin at 20 in college like I can't even do this simple thing that everyone else my age is doing. Also if I'm not getting laid now in college I probably never will. Should I just end it now?
28
anywhere from 30-35
stopped keeping track after a while
24, 3. I don't care much for sex nor I desire to seek it.
>>696041428
Easily.
Believe it or not, sex isn't this life altering experience. You fuck, realize one of you sucked it, try to improve, repeat.
It's very easy to forget something like having sex because it's not the biggest most important thing in the world.
>>696041445
Get a haircut and change your wardrobe. Women like flashy.
>28
>11
Currently have a fiance. Think I'm done /b/ros.
>28
>0
I feel like there must be something seriously wrong with me since I'm a kissless complete virgin at 28 not in college yet ,but like I can't even do this simple thing that everyone else my age is doing. Also if I'm not getting laid when i start going to college I probably never will.
>>696041445
that's life buddy, I was like 19 and I got my first gf, pretty much only had sex with her, she dumped me at age 22, and now i'm gonna be 24 and I pretty much have excpeted that I'll never have sex or be happy again, though I did have sex with one other girl back in 2015 twice, but it was disappointing and just made me miss my gf even more, be thankful you are just unhappy from nothingness rather than grief.
22. 1. But that one I'm still fucking
>>696041445
>>696041791
I'm probably getting meme'd, but it doesn't hurt me to say this so I'll do it anyways.
There's no where you're supposed to be by now. Fuck what others are doing.
30
14 that i can remeber, probrably more. My memory sucks and i dont keep a running tally of all the trim ive gotten over the years
>>696041445
just make sure you take as many liberals and niggers with you as possible
>posting any personal info about yourself in datamining threads
how about eat bag of dicks OP?
>>696040668
21
2
feels bad
>>696041845
ouch..
27
2.
Approaching 10 years with my current gf. Been 3 years with the previous one. No gap in-between. Feels bad man.
27
around 10
one of those girls i fucked her within a few hours of meeting her
29
I lost count in the 70's
that was 6ish years ago
22 0, aiming to be a wizard.
Coming along nicely
31
0
seriously, im actually quite attractive, boggles my mind
>21
>10 girls
5 long term and 5 one night stands.
>>696042176
Also I use to keep a book with all the names and locations of all the ones I could remember. My ex wife almost found it so I tore it up in the bathroom and flushed the pages. Worst day of my life.
>>696040668
>20
>0
>>696042260
>supreme genlteman
35
100+
Lost actual count around 40
>>696042260
it's all luck, I'm ugly as shit, but met one girl who liked me and fucked my brains out for almost three years, after she left I had no game, now I'm destined to be alone and never have sex for the rest of my life, sometimes I think if I hadn't have been in the right place at the right time when I met her that day....I would probably still be a kissless virgin today.
100+ stopped counting.
>married now. Keks
>>696042294
>ex wife
lel, so in the end it didn't really matter if she found it or not,
>>696042509
i'll tell you what it is, when i was young i was worried that i would cum too early and be laughed at
now im older im worried that i will be shitty since girls my age have already had 2 million cock in them
my advice guys, lose it when you can no matter how bad you think you are going to be, the alternative is much worse, trust me im a wizard
>19
>0
25
17 women
Think I'm doing all right, always adding to the amount too so feels somewhat good man
>>696040668
Women...?
11 years old, 43 women
>19
>1
been in a relationship for 2.5 years now
>>696040668
Age: 23
Fucked: 8 (Though I feel like I've forgotten some.)
If y'all are trying to improve your game, I highly recommend this site: https://bookofpook.neocities.org/
>>696041428
>>696041569
Not me but yea kinda what this guy said. Some of the times it was meh, cause I was doing all the work and she barely made me finish. Other times it was pretty awesome and I want to fuck them again. Recently got into a semi-relationship where I realized number doesn't matter, it's about how well you fuck. And I realized I'm pretty good in bed, so I don't need to really care or validate myself with a number
>>696040668
20
10
>>696042165
I fucked my ex gf within like 5 minutes of meeting her for the first time. Shit was cash.
>>696040668
27
0
going to be a wizard soon, feelsbadman.jpg
>>696040668
>23
>0
>18
>3
>1 on off 3 year relationship
>1 on off 1 year
>1 thirsty bitch that wanted the cock and I said fuck it why not
>>696042894
Dump her now before it's too late. Live your life, don't fuck up like me >>696042142
>>696042739
>my advice guys, lose it when you can no matter how bad you think you are going to be, the alternative is much worse, trust me im a wizard
>my advice guys, lose it when you can no matter how bad you think you are going to be, the alternative is much worse, trust me im a wizard
Actual good advice from /b/? what happened to this board?
>>696042739
True, lose it when you can, cause after awhile you'll realize your first time was never really that special.
But as for girls having a million cock in them, that's not true at all. Out of all my friends who are girls, and all of the girls I've fucked, I'd say maybe 5 of them have fucked more people than me, and I'm not even at 20
>>696040668
>29
>one woman
>on and off for years years, she's married, had 2 kids when we started now has 3, 100% not mine.
>>696040668
33 , ~154 , I've got a list in a .txt file on my computer that has all of them, that was last time I checked, been in a 3 year monogamous relationship and a 2 year monogamous relationship in that time period. I'm a pimp or a hizzoe
>>696041955
are you me?
>>696041913
If her number is 1 also, put a ring on it. Seriously I was 22/1 at one point like you and so wish I had done that. Almost certainly, she wants that too. Make some fucking babies man.
BTW 43/11 now
>>696043366
i dont mean literally 2 million cocks, but its easier for women to get laid, and sex is easy for them since they can basically lay there and we bust a nut
>>696043038
best feeling ever
i met this girl at a party, few minutes chatting then we were kissing, later that night i fucked her, i wish i could have fuck her more times, sex was great, i remember asking her to tell me when she cums, and she reply "i already came like 4 times" daaamn nutted 5 mins after that. Pretty neat
>24
>6
Feels pretty average
>>696041604
I've done plenty of self improvement stuff like hitting the gym for more than a year and dressing nice and being social but nothing cures ugly
>>696041845
How did you accept not ever eine happy and not having sex? I'm trying to do the same but I'm struggling
>>696041923
Ur not getting memed by me the 20 year old. Thanks though I think you are right i dont need to be anywhere I guess I just need to accept it but it's kinda hard
>>696043540
Ohh god yes sex is so easy for them, god and none of them realize it either. They think just because you finish that they are good in bed, when afterwards I'm like "this sucked, and I'm fucking exhausted"
But yea I know not literally a million, but I'd say alot of my friends aren't even at 10 yet honestly
>>696042739
You just have to find someone you can trust. If your sex is initially shit, that's ok. You'll get the hang of it pretty quickly (it's not rocket science). Just find someone relaxed and understanding; get to know them beforehand
>>696040668
age 23
#22
>>696043272
Why would I? Everything is good between us and I'm enjoying life as it is. Moving in together later on this year. I'm happy.
Too bad you feel like you fucked up your life. Seems like you're the one who should do the dumping fam.
Age 24 number is 32. Keep a list of names dates and places in my phone, been told that's weird but idc
Age: 20
Numbers of Women I have been with: 4
>>696044052
Too late for me, already bought a house with her.
Anyway, I warned you bro. I warned you. You'll understand in a couple years.
>20
>0
Probably going to be a wizard
>>696040668
31
8
never hook up at bars and don't use tinder, I had some thing in common with all 8 of them so no regret bangs
>>696044377
Same here man. I feel like killing myself everyday
>>696043844
The more women I fuck the more I feel that I've accomplished, like the .txt file are the notches on my bed posts, they are like my conquests, I'm gentically blessed looks wise and from two wealthy families, so that didn't hurt either, but mostly I'm a full of shit sociopath so taking a woman down is just like a game, and I played the game almost every day for a long time. Don't let anyone lie to you, fucking lots of women is awesome. I have had the clap (aka dick snots) twice, but no herpes or anything else and I've rarely used rubbers. Wish it was more than 154, just have a career now and a daughter and stay busy and don't drink any more and don't care about it as much anymore. I don't feel as if I'm missing that much any more, though sometimes it hits me like a to of bricks as I feel like I should be out fucking as many young broads as I can. Oh well, maybe 154 will be 200 at some point.
>>696044066
Feel I should add to those guys wanting to up numbers - Ive used tinder religiously like every day for a year, had about 15 from that
28 and 0.
And I like it that way.
>>696044572
What the fuck you've fucked 154 women? How is that supposed to make me feel better I've never even kissed a girl and probably never will.
>>696040668
21
And I think like, 20
Most last year
>>696040668
23
1
>>696040668
>23
>0
>>696043973
i tell potentials that i haven't had sex in a while and might be rusty, so you know its a good cover i think, but damn i think back to the hundereds and hundereds of opportunities i have had to get my dick wet, i'd take them all because its so much less embarrasing than being a wizard, so thats my advice to the younger virgins, just go for it seriously, even if its just 1 pump
>>696040668
>25
>zero
someone ask me how many men i've fucked
>>696044939
have a friend who I'm certain has fucked 100-150 chicks and hes the most narcissistic person I've ever met, he bangs all these chicks because hes attractive but after knowing him for like 3 days they never want to talk to him again.
Not sure if worth
>>696041445
If its any consolation, I went until 22 before I got my first kiss and everything
>>696045214
How many men have you been fucked by?
>>696040668
25
7 and more one fingered.
>23
>22 girls
Me and my ex split last year and I fucked 8 girls alone including her best friend in a span of 4 months last year.
No ragrets
Age: 22
4
in that order
>>696045337
>a few, but that hurts alot. i like to top smaller guys
age 32
fucks 0
26
5 (all of which occurred at or after 21)
21
1
Been with her for 4 years
>>696045436
UNDERAGED B&
Also
>21
>0
25
5
Pretty average I guess
>>696045660
god damn, not even an ugly chick? whats holding you back son
>19
>0
i'm going to kill myself, have a nice day
>>696045332
What changed? Or why do you think you were able to get a kiss at 22 but not before?
>>696045660
Time for a prostitute & upping your clothes / fitness game anon
>>696044939
Maybe it's not everyone, but for me after about 10-15, you just feel empty after sleeping with random chicks/chicks you don't have feelings for. It gets old, and you realize the effort needed to get a girl to sleep with you isn't worth the shitty feeling after you nut. Only reason I keep going is cause eventually that urge keeps building up inside you and you have to get it out by fucking something, and once again, not really fun afterwards
>>696045816
stream or gtfo
>>696045762
pussy = pussy
>>696045900
on twitch ?
>>696045558
Not a bad list I'd say
>>696045975
yes pls
>>696045660
i feel you brah
the 31
0
here
>>696045975
wherever you want, just don't be a fucking pussy
>>696045996
I'm ulgy af so I'm pretty satisfied, last two were long term relationships tho
24-0
>>696045934
>not knowing that chubby chicks give the best head
24- 0
>>696045878
no its to late for me going to kms after ive saved enough money
>>696046132
gotta agree anon.
>>696045558
4th by far the hottest yo
35 - more than you
>>696044281
Yeah, you're probably right.
I take you warning and choose to ignore it. I'll regret it later if I have to.
>>696040668
>27
>6
Although I do regret 3 of them
Age: 23
Girls: 11 (i had never counted)
19-0
>>696043684
Are you sure it wasnt just a dream, little boy?
>29
>1
45
0
>>696046696
Same
>>696040668
25
1 trans man
>>696046658
Well, counting the ones that sucked my dick etc it must be around 13
21 and I've fucked 25 women.
30 years old.
No women or men.
I hate myself.
>>696045892
Yeah but see the thing is I'm so fucked I can't even get a single girl to like me. This tells me there is something seriously fuckin wrong with me
>>696040668
>27
>8
absolutely average numbers.
i currently have a crazy hot fuck buddy who loves anal and gets off when i cum on her face.
until now i didn't think girls like that actually existed.
>> 21
>> had been with 2 prostitutes, could not erect my cock, they did me hand job, felt really bad about it.
>> the prostitute manager(women also) looked at me after and laughed
>> not gonna go to prostitutes ever
20
4
>>696040668
>20
>1
23
0
at least my net worth is nearing $150k
>19 years old
> 8 girls, 3 of which were one time things
>18
>1
age 27
number 39
>>696047033
Well what do you think it is then? Always ways to work around it and change it
37
3
>25
>40(approx)
Its really not that hard.
>>696040668
21 And once. Didn't even feel pleasurable. Then again i didn't even care for the girl and just wanted to experience sex
Age: 27
Love Count: 5
>>696047304
Also had 1 threesome with 2 9/10s
22
8
>21
>1
>It was a 5 year relationship
31 years, I am over 100 by now. It's not even fun anymore.
>22
>45ish
>>696047420
cuck
>>696040668
21
1
>>696040668
>30
>0
Will be killing myself some day.
>28
>53
Im not proud
>>696047440
>this
>>696047304
one night stands are shit, friend.
sex only gets good once people know (and like) each other, everything else is polishing your ego.
>>696047448
>*1 threesome with two 7's
>1 threesome with bro and a chick (would not do again)
Age 53
Women 74 real world, 12 Internet
>24
>2
>>696047560
I've had 2 long term relationships, yea they were fun, but one night stands and fuck buddies are just as fun to be honest.
Also the threesome with 2 9/10s was so cash tbh and one of the best things ever.
I'm 23 and I've conqured 9 vaginas.
25
between 15 and 25.
it was a blur, now i see straight and realize i don't need or have to get laid as much.
>Just turned 27
Slept with number 36 about 1.5 years ago we've been dating since. I'm pretty sure I'm going to make her the last one. Give monogamy a real shot. Sleeping with randoms just to do it makes less sense than finding one you truly love fucking and keeping that around. I wish I would have figured that out sooner.
>>696047822
>conquered
42
48
>>696040668
22 years old
22 women
>>696047556
I only want young, beautiful girls and I have the money to get them. At this point I can wait it out between the 8+ girls.
Young men, fuck anything that moves. Do nothing but fuck women from the ages of 16-25. Women will believe anything you say and they WANT to fuck you.
>>696047969
Mods!!
>>696047822
>conquered 9 vaginas
>conquered
Hello virgin
>24
>12
Hoping to hit a sexual equinox in the next couple years
Sent from my Android phone
>>696047969
MODS
>>696047560
Exactly. My ego keeps me alive.
>>696040668
25
2
Last night I lost my virginity to a stripper, Im 19, ask me anything
>>696048092
I'm assuming pic related.
18
0
>>696045816
>>696045975
I knew you would chicken out motherfucker
>>696048136
Unrelated
>>696045865
i had my first sex with 21 and i did not change a thing. i just found a girl i actually liked and she liked me, the rest happens by itself
>>696048136
Haha that got me
>>696042824
LOOOOOOL nice meme
>>696048031
As it turns out you don't need to know how to spell, to get your dick wet.
>>696048275
Nah
>>696047992
Fair enough, I'm still young and gonna do it anyways, but not lie about myself just to get it. That just kills the fun in it for me
Just turned 22
27 girls respectively still no kids thank baby Jesus
>>696040668
26
Slept with 14 woman, and 3 men.
I honestly thought I was kind of a whore when I was younger too.
Then I realized how many partners the average woman my age has. They almost always say "Oh I lost count. It's not like that stuff matter anyway"
In other words it's some where over 30, and that's way too many as far as I'm concerned.
>>696040668
> 25
> 2
>>696040668
age:28
girls I've fucked: 15
4 of them were long term, which lasted between 8 months to 2 years. Others either one night stands or short term fuck buddies
>>696048329
>>696041445
My first time was with 21. Nonstop since then. Dont worry anon.
>18
>5 girls
>>696048398
Feel you fam
>>696040668
Age: 30
Women fucked: 8
>their names: Jessica, Janice, Courtney, Linda, Ashabelle, Misti, Amy, Natalie.
Kill yourself faggots.
24
9
15 if you count blowjobs/handjobs
could have been more, but im insecure about my tiny dick and i only do 8/10s or higher.
23
0
kissless virgin loser
30
1, my wife of ten years
>>696048521
Karsyra, Yasmin, Cibelle, Hannah and Emma
>20
>5
>could have been a whole lot more but got heavy into drug
>didn't care about pussy
>now im clean
>and finding out that I'm not really the kind of guy who likes to fuck around
>I sometimes can't even cum unless there's some sort of emotional connection
>maby im wierd but i don't feel the need to fuck a ton of girls
Age: 18
Girls: Fucked 1, last Wednesday :D
Finally!!
>>696048745
thats young, is it legal where you live?
>>696048360
Dude, have fun with it. I made up a fake person this winter, I had pictures, numbers and fake profiles. I used this to catfish real women into fucking me. Pic related.
>>696048745
she looks hot, you are lucky I'd totally bang her hard.
43
0
>>696040668
23
3
>>696048528
Yeah did have one crazy bitch rip the condom but I've pretty much mastered my pull out game even pull out when wearing a condom, I hate kids so fucking much
>>696048850
HAHAHAHAHA "Hot"
>>696040668
29
3
don't really like fucking random girls.
28 years old.
Somewhere around 40. I don't know the exact number.
>21
>4 or 5, don't remember
>2 of those ruined my relationship with the person and I never spoke with them again
>addedbonus.jpg
>>696047259
Probably my face. I have shit skin and I'm a pajeet. You can't really work around ugliness
Age 26
Number 4
Sex actually really sucks compared to masturbating. It's better for getting myself to stop thinking about sex all the time but it doesn't actually feel very good at all.
>>696048907
now i feel better about myself
well, if you're being serious
>21
>1
>just anal tho, am I still a virgin?
>>696048965
Never have kids. At 31 its the only good choice I have made.
>19
>0
>>696048850
Look Janet, we've been together for a long time and love you very much but i've told you to stop posting in these threads when i post your picture.
See you at dinner, love Martin.
>>696048965
Yeah kids suck i also am confident in the game of not having to push a bitch down the stairs
>>696040668
>22
>37
>21 are One Night Stands
>>696048831
Well if it works for you go ahead, I somehow take too much pride in my honesty / genuine personality, so my ego won't let me enjoy lying. Nice catch though
>18
>0
I hate my life
>>696048726
>7 more years and you get Wizard Powers.. when you get revenge remember i was always good to you anon
>4
>6
>One was still a baby
>20
>27
only a few were one night stands, i usually go for seconds or thirds
>>696048990
Ehh you can't to an extent. But working on the best qualities and showing them off definitely help. I've been balding since 14, like badly. So I just said fuck it and shaved everything, and it works. Also have shit skin, so decided to clear it up as much as I can, also getting /fit/ helps alot. Not some roid raging monster, but muscle tone is fantastic.
>>696050006
Mods!!!!
>>696040668
22
1
>>696042839
yeah if it was age and men fucked all the women would have too high of numbers for the post
>>696040668
>26
>6
unless you dont count rape then 1
>>696040668
29 years old
over 200
(A shout out to tinder who makes it all possible)
Not trolling
no std
>>696040668
>26
>34
>>696047653
shit you're old dude
Age 29
9 girls current girl been with for 6 years
>>696049040
yes
>>696050189
Just because hpv doesn't affect dudes doesn't mean its not an std
>>696048907
based wizard
>>696049000
check'd
>>696048726
my roomate is now 26 .... still a virgin loser. He smokes pot and play LOL...
>>696048907
did the hooker say no?
>>696040668
>28
>5
4 times with the first one. She removed the seal 10-12 with the second one
Third one, 6 years with first girlfriend
1 time with (already ex) gf sister
Around 38-40 with actual fuck-buddy
Yes, i keep track. Im that sad.
>>696040668
19: 7
2 of them I've had sex with literally hundreds of times though so I don't think 7 is too low
>>696050330
you're right. But it seems like I don't have it ... yet.
>>696050531
Sending a safety dab your way
>>696050494
>that list
>''sad''
Some haven't even kissed at 23yo.
>19
>0
>>696049666
So you hate your life? Lets sit to talk
>>696050481
I can't afford a hooker and i'm 300 pounds on welfare
>>696040668
>3
>3
>>696050439
My older brother didn't lose his virginity until he was 29
He was literally 6 months away from becoming a wizard.
His gf is hot as fuck, and she is a really nice person. Nothing wrong with holding out just don't wait too long
>>696040668
>24
>14
sex is'nt a big deal
>>696050660
thanks m3
20
12
Idk fam. I had sex before I even kissed at 17 (three times before I actually kissed a girl at 18) and I've been boning a lot of girls in college. Never gotten an STD or STI. Only ever cum in one girl without a condom once, and I didn't tell her. Gl virgins sex is pretty cool but some vaginas smell nasty so watch out if you lower your standards to get some fuck like I did.
>>696050728
About?
>>696040668
42 and 21 maybe? but I was in 4 long term monogamous relationships for at least 17 years of that 42 and never started fucking til I was 15 so...thats like 16 women in 10 years...not bad.
>>696040668
19, almost 20
0
>>696040668
Bout to turn 30, fucked 3 chicks as gf's, couple of bj's from strippers.
Fucking long term relationships have kept me from trying to get more women
23
182
Most are hookers
27
0
28
1
Engaged, marrying her next year
>>696040668
Schaub bless
Schaub is God
23
70+
I went to a really liberal college and eventually stopped counting. 70 is a conservative estimate.
>21
>0
Been married for 7 months though
>>696040668
19 yrs old
.75 girls
>.50 from when i just stuck my dick in
>.25 when i got roofied by a psycho bitch and woke up naked
>>696040668
20
22
>>696042105
hey I'm just like you!
>26
>0
Never even attempted and not sure I ever will. I have the libido of a tree stump.
>>696040668
30
14
Had a bit of an accident when I lost my V, got a 17 year old son.
>>696040668
>18
>1
Still with her too.
Do traps count?
>>696051125
Oh and I've had the clap a few times
>34
>4
:(
>>696050794
Well! was your brother playing LOL and smoking pot at night in is room ? Working in a call center ?
And how does he make it happen after 29 years ? I try to help my friend (roomate)... nothing seems to go into his head.
>19
>2
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>696051133
sounds like a normal marriage
> 18
> 2
>>696051136
storytime? slightly interested
>>696040668
>20
>fucked 5 girls
>2 were virgins
18
None
>>696051133
What? Did you marry a guy?
>>696047534
>reverse searches
>0 matches
thanks for the OC /b/ro, it's sick fuqqin saved. what number was that bitch?
>>696040668
21
4
>>696051318
>>696051390
We didn't know she had vaginismus until our honeymoon, and we were waiting until then. We just don't have the money to get it checked out or anything yet
That's more than most
>>696051133
How are you feeling Jody?
>>696051185
First time was at 13? Who did you fuck, a 16 year old?
>>696051188
Happy for you man.
29
5. 3 of which were hookers :(
>19
>fucked 4
>>696051125
Which college?
>22
>28
>20
>a lot
I am a male escort so I've had sex with quite a good amount of women
>30 years old
>I guess around 60
>without counting the prostitutes
>way more prositutes than hookups/fwb/gf
>>696051555
how can she not notice that?
20
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I'm Muslim so only anal outside marriage.
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32. I'd say I'm up to about 60-70 (major prostitute problem)
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Vassar ;)
