How is it to fuck a chav ? Also chav thread
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How is it to fuck a chav ?
Also chav thread
>mfw I'm 17 and regularly shag 16 year old chavs girls
>>696004475
what the fuck's a chav
>>696004818
Short for Czechoslovakian
>>696004818
Dumb British term for bro. Think frat daddy or wigger.
>>696004882
You sir, are retarded.
>>696004818
UK White trash
>>696004894
Wrong.
Someone who dresses like these sluts
Low IQ British tweens who dress in Adidas and Nike tn gear
Google devvo
>>696005067
That's exactly what I described you dumb cuck
Is this a Tim Minchin fan movement?
>>696005323
Lurking
>>696004604
The middle one is quite cute
Wondering if she'd gladly give head if I asked
Council Housed And Violent
>>696004818
hello and welcome to b my new friend
>>696004604
3,4,5,2,1
>>696005600
Pffffft, 2 is best.
>>696004475
We call them Skeets where I'm from. Why'd you wanna fuck um?
>>696005964
If she hadn't messed up her iBrowse, I'd say that's one of the prettiest faces I've seen in a long, long while.
>>696004738
Lmao underage fag wants a medal
>>696004581
Found some more of her
>>696006150
>>696004999
And you, sir, took the bait.
>>696006168
God, they all look so fucking retarded.
>>696004475
hot pussy
dumb
wear a condom
>>696006168
>>696006200
this bitch got on of the best pair of tits i ever seen
why do chavs seem to have stacked bodies?
>>696006513
>>696006550
i got her full album saved somewhere on my pc , shes so good , did any vid ever come out ? i only have pics
>>696004818
Council housed and violent
God how I love chav skanks.
>>696006544
Jesus Christ
Where do I find chav girls and how much would they charge for a fuck?
>>696006467
Anyone like?
>>696006623
same
>>696006766
£2.50 and a mars bar
Moar? Have her instagram
>>696006820
i got a few more , im uploading then to mega now and if the post is still on i will dump the link
>>696006766
anywhere in the UK
about $50 US plus have weed
speaking from experience
>>696006923
Moar plz and insta
>>696006950
now heres a proper old chav , just old enough to know what whey are going but not to old to be gross
>>696007029
saffronliberty
>>696006640
>>696005467
Thats not what it means
>>696007301
Talia
>>696006924
>>696006820
>>696006550
heres the mega link guys
https://mega.nz/#F!OgsGmAKb!7YLhKjbR6BLSmU2codvlFQ
>>696007338
>>696007287
in wales it is , and so in every other part of england i have travel ,so what do you think it means ?
>>696007287
True but they usually are council housed.
![Screenshot_2016-05-29-22-10-01[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/k2rgzQV.jpg "Screenshot_2016-05-29-22-10-01[1].png")
>>696007377
Chavs are slutty stupid teens who think they are gangstas
>>696007560
>>696007563
y u mad doe lol
Moar chav ass pics pls
>>696007622
local prostitute/rapper btw
>>696007623
I'm a britfag I see a lot of chavs, and they're pretty annoying in the sense that they act like they are pro UFC fighters and no one can touch them
>>696007287
That literally is exactly what it means you fucking mongo
>>696007955
m-more?
Serious question: Are British people so ugly because of inbreeding?
>>696008103
>>696007955
>>696008193
Not all 'british' are ugly
>>696008193
are americans so fat and stupid because of McDonalds?
>>696008193
>>696008193
Most "British" are either indian or muslim right now.
>>696006923
Yas!
>tfw live in basildon and have never fugged a chav
They're like meaty hob goblins in the rubber forest yum
>>696008193
yes
>>696004818
Council housing is similar to section 8 housing projects in the USA
Id like to visit England some day.
>>696008709
Except section 8 housing is nothing but niggers.
>>696005726
709?
>>696008661
Would it help being american? Easier to hook up with a british girl?
>>696004475
loose and risky (std's)
plus they get makeup on everything
>>696008767
In England our white privileges were stolen by sand niggers
>>696005433
her face is cute, but look at those hips and thighs. She gonna be a fatty fo sho
>>696008692
You forgot to mention stupid too.
>>696005517
I was watching some british chavs flopping around in bikinis in a hot tub on younow earlier. when they got out and got dressed they had ass cutter shorts just like those....and then they got banned of course.
>>696008898
Well, atleast your states not getting flooded with illegal mexicans.
The media is silent on this. Its gotten bad. And they dont care to speak English now that they know they wont get deported infact, they play the "me speeky no english card".
I would hope they would smell nice but they probably smell like urine or dollar discount perfume.
>>696009013
>>696008767
it's an economic problem, you have lots of deprived neighborhoods with majority black, while we have white trash
If they're anything like Canadian trailer trash, just think:
"totally uninhibited"
>>696009117
What state are you from may I ask?
>>696008898
judging by the looks of these mutants >>696004604 you need all the immigrant genes infused into your genepool you can get
>>696009256
Texas
Camel toe!
>>696009300
Yeah I've been told how bad it is there right now, mainly blacks and mexicans.
>>696009490
about time
>>696008850
No. The only thing they want is a man with money or an Alpha Chav. If you're American, they'll think you're an idiot.
>>696009284
If you're american I hope you realise you came from this gene pool
>>696009536
Its amazing, they actually have this entire country full of mexicans. Its called mexico. How about you and paco stay in your country. And stop invading mine
>>696009490
and one particularly slimy cuban
>>696009434
Wat disability does she have?
>>696009572
>alpha chad
Lol, seen one at the pool yesterday. Acting like david hasselhoff with no shirt on. Whistling at everyone for no reason for attention
>>696004818
A chav is an easy fuck
>>696009659
I am American, my dad is even English. He came to America in the 60's, but I also have German and Scottish genes from mom's side.
>>696009732
Chav Syndrome
Any moar?
>>696010163
nope, that's all the chavs there are in the entire world.
>>696010295
Kek
>>696005906
that one looks like a gypsy
The late 90's, early 00's were the best years to fuck chavs. So easy to get a chav girl.
But then the internet became mainstream, and porn became standard. Niggers became popular because of interracial porn. This in turn made black R&B music popular to young chavs.
Add in increased immigration of nigger men from Nigeria, and young Muslim men to the UK.
Now UK chav girls are cum dumpsters for blacks and sand niggers.
>>696009964
Keep going?
>>696009964
She'd still get it
>>696004738
>17
MODSPLS
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>>696010457
Especially around London or Birmingham.
Ripe with immigration.
>>696005625
They still have Texaco's in the UK? Didn't even think they still had them in Texas, kek??
>>696004475
Fucked a couple chavs, can't say it was any different to fucking a chick from any other sub-culture.
I detest the fuckwits though so did feel dirty and in need of a shower afterwards.
>>696006550
>>696006623
>>696007357
queen of chav sluts
>>696011109
They get changed on cam?
>>696004475
10/10 would berry. She is too fukan hot to be a chav
>>696006177
the good old double bait
>>696004475
Tell an uneducated anon how a is chav defined
>>696004738
17 underage b&
>>696008314
Basically. I'm Canadian and I can confirm this.
>>696011319
no, the blonde with the horse face showered and changed off cam while the other two entertained us. Then she got banned cause her shorts were too short. When the moderators told her to dress more appropriately she was like "fuck you, I'm 16, old enough to fuck. I'm not nude" and poof, banned.
>>696009718
Kek. This image makes fanneh
>>696006766
You can't, Jamal. You're brown.
Start saving images, seconds after, hear sirens
>>696009797
>Whistling at everyone for no reason for attention
>for no reason
>for attention
Pick one you dumb cunt.
>>696006640
Accurate. Also been slammed more times than a taxi door
>>696008502
Lol go to Washington and meet the sandnigger army.
>>696006820
Jesus fucking Christ
>>696009117
I think you should watch the news more. The Brexit happened because they were adding a cities worth of immigrants a year.
>>696004475
I too have an intrest as long as aged 18+ years
>>696011573
>>696011783
Did you screenshot the shorts?
>>696012106
How messed up is your mind where you have to put this disclaimer on every comment towards a chick you find attractive?
Just came back from London, I live in the US. All I saw was chubby ugly chicks with too much makeup.
>>696011755
So sorry you have to be a canada
>>696012345
>London
>>696008193
No you're thinking of america
>>696004475
teacher in england here. fucking love the chavs - always short skirts
>>696012345
Thats what i saw when I was in the US
>>696008193
yes. tiny island. small gene pool.
>>696004475
You fucking UK fags don't realise how lucky you are to have these amazing sluts in your country and it's pissing me off
>>696012298
It sucks -
>>696004475
Can we exchange our african american nig-nogs for your chavs? For science
>>696009222
There's shit loads of poor, white trash in the US as well. Just the media in the US doesn't care about them because it's mostly in the midwest and not in the cities. They're not "battle ground states" during elections so no one talks about poor white people.
It's starting to come up this time around. Factory workers and miners...farmers and whatnot. That silent majority of people who were just living fine all over the midwest on $30k a year are now all unemployed because of EPA restrictions or illegal immigration...they're actually forced to get involved in the political process that they didn't want to be bothered with.
>>696012528
btw ama
>>696012944
You can have all the male chavs
>>696011511
Its called a counter-troll and anyone who says they used it on purpose is lying.
>>696012720
holy arse
>>696011983
He had no significant "real" reason but to get attention
>fag
>>696013076
Do you get creep shots?
>>696012944
Nope, we have enough niggers. Our chavs are also our primary source of entertainment/procreation
Man I fucking love these cock hungry sluts. Im going to London soon and I was wondering what are the chances these girls are carrying some kinda wang shriveling sex disease?
>>696009572
Yeah its because americans cant speak english
>>696006640
Backronym
>>696013083
Kek
>>696005911
No chavs in NYC guhvnuh
>>696013300
Just make sure to wear a condom, also there aren't many in central London but there are loads in places like birmingham and manchester
>>696013195
no i would rather keep my job. anything i do is just for my eyes. too scared to use my phone etc
>>696006923
Fucking MOAR!
>>696005164
I'm seeing lots of slags, but not many chavs so far, bruv
>>696013300
Wrap your tool if you're planning to fuck chav skanks. Generally good fucks but most have an STD of some kind
>>696013556
Nice. Very nice. Got more?
Wish we had such easily distinguishable sluts like these in the US.
>>696007102
She looks like shes trying to leave her chaviness behind. I'd like to buy her. How much?
>>696004581
Sauce? Vids?
>>696013898
Most of em are cock teasers, m8. If you've got a foreign accent that isn't French, you've got a better chance to get the clunge though
>>696007811
not like you are either, stfu and enjoy yourself
Only a few proper chavs in this thread. Most are just rich slags.
>>696013083
We have enough retarded here mate. Just the women, please
>>696012050
My favorite chav was Danny Muthafuckin Finnigan.
Really diggin the cheesy Brits. Please sir, could i have some more?
>>696014105
Thats a shame.
>>696006133
>>iBrowse
sensiblechuckle.gif
>>696014069
Yeah
>>696007287
I hope you're just pretending to be this stupid
>>696014789
Oh God, what's wrong with her head
It's almost as large as her torso
Was amy winehouse a chav?
>>696005288
Amber Blank isn't a chav, you inbred rock licker. But she is a coal burner cuckfest, so there is that.
>>696007102
>>696007146
i'd fuck her in beast mode
>>696015084
She definitely had chav tendencies
>>696014789
>>696014874
She's just a spinner is all. Probably 5'1" or shorter
I fucked a chav.
>be me
>me 18
>she be 16 I guess
>this is years back btw
>bassist in my band worked at mcdonalds
>lived in a shitty flat
>we would practice, then go back to the flat and get high while bassist worked his backshift, then he'd come home
>one night, he brought the girls of mcdonalds back
>2 hambeasts, natch
>1 girl 17 year old, hot as all hell, nasty as all fuck, dark hair, slim build, just how I like em
>1 girl 16 years old, huge tits, pretty slim, braces, cheap as fuck but quite pretty with makeup
>we are all drinking, doing bongs etc, having a laugh
>laugh turns to sex talk, dark-haired girl is boasting about exploits, hamplanets are chortling away, 16yo is looking embarassed
>i'm totally lapping up the dark-haired girls' chat
cont?
>>696015084
chavs must be from lower class
>>696015609
do it anon!
>>696015609
Go on
>>696015609
nope, shut up virgin
>>696015609
alrighty then
>unfortunately the drummer is muscled to all fuck, really good looking and before long he is making out with the dark-haired girl on the couch
>the bassist is not fussy, he takes a hamcankle and beats the rush
>singer a chronic alcoholic, and is sitting drinking on the couch with the other two
>i finish my bong and make eye contact with the 16yo blonde virgin
2 seconds later I have her in my room
>get on the bed
>start taking her skintight clothes off - white jacket, black spandex top showing off cleavage, white jeans, reeboks
>underneath I find not so much puppyfat as mcdonalds muck. tits are great so I start in on them.
>she kneels down on the ground and starts sucking my cock. its all teeth. I try to tell her how to do it right and in doing so I knock my vodka glass onto the floor, she is now crawling in broken glass trying to learn how to suck a dick
>eventually I get her on the bed
>she is squirming and wriggling, definitely a virgin
>finally I get it in, not without a little resistance
>she is pissed off and its like fucking a dry anus
>basically hold her down and rape her
>pass out
wake up in the morning, all the girls are gone.
bed, floor, totally covered in blood from her knees and her skanky puss
doesn't matter, had sex, amirite?
>>696016335
i can only imagine what her white clothes looked like on the walk of shame
>>696006766
Britain
Same as a US trailer park chick
>>696016086
this was years ago keyboard warrior, i've had sex loads of times with loads of gorgeous wimmin since then, you're just jelly
>actually i've been married almost 10 years so guess how much sex I actually have now.
>>696016335
didnt know you could get on /b/ in prison
>>696016843
16 is legal in the UK pal
your clues today were:
>flat
>bong
>chav thread
>having a laugh
Fuck they are all hot as hell . Wish i could marry one.
>>696005777
nice trips
>>696015631
Ah, ok thx
>>696004604
2, 1, 4, 5, 3
>>696017004
very astute mr. holmes.
and a kek to you good sir.
fucked 2 chavs in my life, wish I could do more, there's something about them. Nut in em and ditch the dumb skanks
>>696017313
2, 5, 3, 4, 1 imo
>>696005373
Underrated post.
>>696017410
ill take 3 and 5, you can have 4 and 1, we can flip coins for 2
>>696016671
virgin fag detected
>>696017773
lurk moar buddy, your banter is pish
>>696016671
yhea sure, you fucked a chav 10 years ago when it didn't exist. learn to avoid temporal absurdity.
virgin
>>696017867
don't cry, go prostitute
>>696017999
yeah, they didn't have slutty poor girls 10 years ago.
>>696006133
true
>>696018082
chav is not slutty poor girl
>>696008502
doii
>>696004999
Trips take the most obvious bait
>>696004829
I kek'd
>>696018240
chav council housed and violent
slutty poor girl
>>696017773
and there's my wedding ring lil man, i gotta go do some stuff. keep reciting phrases you heard here, and never create any OC you fucking cancer.
>>696016843
>>696017004
Only in America, eh?
>In Canada, the age of consent was raised from 14 to 16 in 2008, with the passage of the Tackling Violent Crime Act. However, some exceptions to this age of consent remain. Unmarried persons under the age of 18 cannot consent to anal sex.
>>696017999
20 years ago actually trumpet.
>>696018082
fucking precisely
>>696018824
i am a teacher (england) i have to wait until 18
>>696018824
presumably that means you can still fuck 'em up the ass if they DON'T consent, amirite??
>>696018463
>2011
>44.9%
>>696006200
She sure likes her jacket
>>696018904
What age kids do you teach?
>>696018999
nice trips.
11-16
>>696018945
>ignoring every other region
>>696004818
British Kardashian
>>696019072
Thanks, must be hard. Especially when they're just getting into sex around 16 and probably want some authoritive figure to abuse them
>>696004604
Dem hips in the middle!
>>696004475
I would totally bang this one
>>696019540
starts early on - the white shirts - you can see pink bra or any colour really poking through. upskirts are the best though when they go under tables etc
