This is it /b/, this is the end of me. I'd like to thank
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This is it /b/, this is the end of me.
I'd like to thank you all for teaching me that the broken have a place, and that there are still people out there like me.
Thank you so much, I'll try not to faggot this up, so goodnight and goodbye space cowboys.
I'm looking for an album to close my book to, any suggestions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2YgwN6P_7E
>>695924570
How do you plan on "closing your book"?
I hope you change your mind anon, Don't leave us yet.
>>695924777
Overdose.
Not the cleanest or fanciest ending, but it's mine.
>>695924570
see you later alligator
i hope you will find eternal happiness when youre back in the void of pure energy and knowledge
>>695925088
cmon man if you want to end it some mins more dont count get some greentext
>>695925199
In a while crocodile.
Yeah, thanks, that actually made this seem better.
What album? Just fucking drop yourself from the highest building, mate. End of story. It's hard to kill yourself in Scotland, all around just church ruins.
>>695925199
>pure energy and knowledge
kek
he'll go where every other dead guy in the history of death and guys went. Nonexistence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9P4AwCCTio
want to get played on my funeral, remember /b
and im not OP if smbdythinks
>>695925291
btw. enjoy that hard DMT trip while shifting into the next level
>>695925254
I don't think greentexting would bring any entertainment at all.
I just want some good music to kiss the world goodbye to.
>>695925627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_V7YbujVVo
>>695925428
nah man.
we all have a spirit inside of our mortal bodies which defines who we truly are. we are just here to learn and when we are finished we go back into the endless stream of energy.
namaste faggot
>>695925470
Perfect.
Thank you.
>>695925495
Hell yeah, looking forward to it.
>>695925428
That's ideal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlfUcnSbKDA
>>695925627
I can respect this, if you are really sure u dont want to talk to anyone or stuff, because /b will be most likely last place where you will find anything that helps besides other broken things, monsters, and sometimes rare, some wonderful human being
Godspeed Anon
>>695926001
>sao
hopefully wrong pic fgt?
>>695924570
Find peace with our many fallen heroes such as Elliott Roger. God speed anon, God speed.
>>695925787
whatever helps you cope.
but to be clear, there's no part of your mind that we can't explain. It's all accounted for. No strings attached, no other world that you're being projected from. Just an organic mechanism, the function of which is to sustain your consciousness, and the inevitable failure of which will result in your consciousness winking out like a guttering candle.
>>695925865
Why try to die? You're already dying. Can't drag it out a little longer, just to see what happens?
Salute
Still with us OP?
>>695924570
really anon? if you want to end your book the good way do something crazy, go kill people, go to a casino and put your life savings on red, reek havoc, dying a lone is boring.
also op is a faggot
>>695924570
Farewell cowboy. See you on the other side, wherever that is.
>>695924570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyLY8YDWzrQ
>>695926532
Yep, sadly still kicking. Working up the courage for my final banquet. Also, I'm get drunk off my ass.
>>695926533
I don't want to go out on spectacularly, I just want to go.
All these dubs, is my death thread a get thread?
>>695924570
https://youtu.be/xegMeqPlDxA
Remember OP, pain is temporarily. The shadow will drape over you but thenot all the music will call you to the great beyond. Safe travels anon
>>695926533
also forgot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
How do we know this isnt bullshit?
>>695927016
we don't
welcome to the internet pal
>>695926327
because the only thing all /b/tards share is a crippling depression and a fetish for feminine benises.
>>695927016
You don't, you never will.
I know it's real, you lot can't.
Does it matter either way? If I end it all, your life carries on, and if I don't it still carries on.
>>695926820
Man,whatever trouble you are going through.Try to remember your kid self,all your dreams and ambitions,ending this won't make anything any better,it will for sure end your pain ,but it's not a solution.You are amazing,you were given life ,it's hard,it's brutal sometimes ,don't do anything too hasty,you can be amazing and there are truly amazing human beings in this world.You can someday meet the love of your life ,you can be someones reason they wake up in the morning,you can be somebody's father.I wish you the best,but i believe in you ,and if anyone has taken hardships,it's you,do not let them get the best of you.Much love to you my friend.You can make it .
You wanna livestrai ram it op? I'll watch you go
Don't do it! It's not gonna erase the pain.. You're just passing it on to other people
>>695927091
Yeah but he could give a name and location so we could check tomorrow. I cant masturbate to this if its not real
quads and you don't do it
>>695927230
true enough.
But it's pronounced "bepis".
>>695927016
>b
got my own thinking of it after some years, its the truth u see in it only
like, if youd chat to a grill u never know, she says beautiful things, jokes etc, u fall completely for her
>50yo pedo
but if you really loved the person in your mind you constructed with things she said, it doesnt matter bcs there are two different persons
sry for dis but needded it
>>695924570
Op livestream it. Well watch you go.
>>695924570
live stream it OP
>>695927260
these brave hero faggots of b are the reason i love this broken place
and your a faggot
I don't get why some people kill themselves.
I mean if you lost someone important and just can't get over it, i get it.
But so many people kill themselves because they don't like their environment/job/family/people bullying them
Just fucking move. For fucks sake cut off all ties to everybody and be homeless in some other country. You would be much happier.
My great-grandfather did that shit and it totally works. Just get the fuck out of wherever you are. Nothing keeps your spirits up like an old fashioned roadtrip/adventure
>>695927250
Its more fun if its real
>>695927377
North East United Kingdom, Sunderland to be precise, I don't think suicide is news worthy though.
>>695927444
This makes no fuckin sense, but nice trips
>>695924570
So edgy I cut myself
If this is quads bomb the white house before dying
>>695927377
so many guys here
suicded
noone never gets to know their names
were anonymous faggot
>>695924570
Acid Bath's Pagan Terrorism Tactics. Good luck finding the whole album, but it's dark.
>>695927833
ikr but im smoked
also nice dubs
>>695925088
>Most prone to failure
>Often just leads to severe organ damage, making you properly miserable
>Generally used by people who are just drama'ing shit up
Use a shotgun or fuck off
>>695927829
Shit, i thought you were a yank. Dont fuckin do it anon, theres nothing in this life that cant be fixed. Come to London and ill buy you an ice cream
>>695927829
I'll be sure to keep an eye out for news in that area. If you're really going to go through with it may I just say, you're a faggot OP and from one anon to another it has been a pleasure
>>695928156
as a brit he doesn't have access to one, it's OD or Blade, and Blade takes more balls than most can muster.
>>695926820
Yeah. Your final hurrah, the gift of dubs
>>695924570
Op pills often aren't lethal. I I was you I'd chose a more lethal way. Double tap man. Livestream it OP
>>695928124
Thanks dude
>>695928234
You won't see anything, UK explicitly avoids posting about suicides unless a family member presses for it, because they are trying to cover the fact we have a Lot of them and every report on it suggests it to someone else.
>>695928302
I'm a brit - retarded little kids can get shotgun licenses here
>>695928322
Czech'd
>>695928302
if u cut ur throat its proved to be quite calm, you just sleep away due massive blood loss before you can get shocked or smthng
a rest of pain tho
>>695926533
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695928156
Fuck off mate, I'm not Kurt fucking Kobain.
>>695928160
Nah fam, it's all good, earth is too damn crowded anyway. Plus in London shit's too expensive, you'll have to sell your car to get an ice cream.
>>695928511
except part of the license is a psych evaluation, and anon is suicidal AND wants to die now....
>>695928156
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695928493
That doesn't sound right - I remember when someone was offing themselves every other day in Stourbridge the media wouldn't shut up about it. Never saw why it was news - the people reporting it as shocking news had clearly never been to fucking Stourbridge.
Dont do it please op, permanent solution to a temporary problem think of your loved ones
>>695924570
Well OP when you're about to do it, just give us a heads up. It's the least us faggots here in /b/ deserve
>>695928571
Well yeah, we both know you're neither that talented nor that cool
>>695928566
nice dubs
but my trips count more faggot
its just the truth you see in it nobody will ever prove u on b
also too early pic
>>695928571
OP buy a fish.
Go out and buy a fish right now.
>>695928696
family members were likely "reporting" it to the news, or this may be before the push to hide the rate, cos people do it Literally Every Day, if the papers could it would be in every issue multiple times.
>>695928739
What loved ones. We are b. The no lifers.
>>695928571
Nah mate, I know a place on the South Bank I can get a chocolate Sundae for £2.50. Get a Megabus down, ill get you an ice cream and if you dont like it, you can jump in the Thames
>>695928829
>Kurt Kobain
>Talented
Pick one.
>>695928739
Not all problems are Temporary.
if quads kill some niggers before you do it
>>695928882
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695929000
Close enough.
Tiptoe through the tulips
Tiny tim
Farewell golden boy
>>695925428
>citation needed
>whens the last time you died?
I do think that we just fade out into nothing
but saying shit like that is just ignorant
>>695928687
>>695929006
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695924570
Try turning the back cover about the axis of the spine of the book. That usually closes it.
>>695928905
Kek. Is "buy a fish" a new meme for suicide threads? I remember the original one with the "i will fix your life OP" faggot who convinced the OP to actually buy a fish
>>695928989
Dude its first world problems at least think like a rational person
>>695929098
I know this is pasta, but is there such a thing as a gaming chair?
https://youtu.be/FHCNtaf2ypY
Here you go OP, it's what I'd want to go quietly into the night to.
Death is the road to awe anon, only through passing can we join the rest of the universe and truly see
>>695928687
>triple paste for why
take this one with u op
>>695928566
sjw faggot really, i never got anything without working for it and as a beta fag that is scared of going outside it's much harder to go out and work then normal fags.
really dude fuck you
>>695929000
Ooh. So close.
Well, /b/rothes and /b/astards, it's been a pleasure.
Goodnight, and goodbye faggots.
I'm off to go cock punch an angels piss bag.
Pip pip cheerio.
>>695929127
it's actually something suicide lines suggest, it's to trigger an empathy and dependent response giving you a feeling that you need to live cos if you kill yourself this innocent starves to death.
>>695929245
Please dont do it
>>695924570
Post time stamp with noose or GTFO
How about "let the bodies hit the floor"?
If not, go with "don't worry, be happy"
>>695929245
goodbye space cowboy
>>695928969
Can pretty much guarantee he was more talented than you, talking shit while sitting comfortably in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695929185
well i'm not OP, but my skeletal fusing is only gonna get Worse as i get older.....
>>695929245
>Takes three ibuprofen
>>695928566
why does this smell like copypasta ?
>>695929188
Yeah it's these 300 chairs taken from formula 1 cars, I ought one a while back,
>>695929188
yeah, they are... Weird, some can be pretty neat tho.
>>695929245
ur islamic? its nowhere said the virgins are young girls
also dont do it faggot but sleep well
>>695924570
>space cowboys
No, we are called the gangsters of love
>>695929478
Because it is... Dig in!
>>695929245
Do you really want your last words on /b/ to be
"Pip pip cheerio." ??
That's so disgusting i hereby sentence you to 4 more years of living. And to make it more interesting you have to change your haircolour twice a month.
>>695929488
88 checked
>>695929245
oh cmon man, dont do it
>>695929640
That's worse than suicide.
>>695929245
From one britbong to another, "we'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when" go in peace brother.
>>695929245
Godspeed, ass pirate
Livestream it op
>>695928989
I'm not OP, but.. so much this.
I've been screwed up since I can remember. I always just attributed it to my fucked up childhood, but then my daughter grew up and out of the blue, in her 20's, she went batshit crazy.
Now My mom is trying to publish her memoirs before she dies or some shit, and I'm reading the draft and she was just as fucked up, hallucinations, twitches and OCD, the whole fucking 9.
So yeah, some problems are really NOT temporary. And now I know that the uneasy guilty feeling I had when deciding to bring a child into this world... Well, it was based on fact; I really was defective, and I really did pass that on to an innocent kid.
I'd give anything, literally anything at all - to be able to go back in time and just blow my brains out before I had a chance to propagate this madness.
>>695929245
And on this day, OP ascended beyond the veil of faggotry and into immortality. Goodbye you glorious /b/astard
>>695929077
saying shit like what?
When you turn a calculator off, does some intangible aspect of it continues to calculate?
When you dismantle a car, does it keep driving forever, despite being in pieces?
Of course, nobody can know whether my TI-81 is still crunching numbers in heaven. I mean, we can't really know anything for sure. Could all be sensory illusions.
But we can be pretty goddamn sure, anon.
>>695929245
Fuck sake anon. Fuckin coward
>>695929245
Farewell, ass blaster
>>695924570
Name another chapter - " Its not even begin "
>>695929127
>Anon wants to kill himself
>just buy a fish
Fucking kek
best meme 2016
>>695929722
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
Don't leave us anon. Each on of us that decides to go an hero diminishes our numbers.
>>695929736
its not in your power to disable the op is a faggot rule, faggotary faggot
but op, your a nice faggot who i wished had more time talking to and that he gives it a try,
sayonara
>>695929245
Fuck off, fudge packer
>>695929245
see ya around slick
any lesson is valid, even if it goes backwards a lot
>>695929245
Why overdose when you could just take two Aleve a day
>>695929736
OP is just as much of a fag as ever - he won't have done shit
>>695929955
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695929722
Don't be an asshole. I bet your daugther prefers living over never existing in the first place. Just because you can't handle other people and yourself being insane doesn't mean you get to decide wether other people want to live.
I bet your daugther will have a great live and that's all thanks to your past self not being a "i will kill myself" faggot
>>695924570
Do this: Buy lexapro, start taking 25-30mg a day for a week. Then get an oz of mushrooms and start with 3.5g and continue as needed.
Then tell me you want to die...unless you've tried that before.
>>695929640
>pip pip cheerio
still better than "here come dat boi!" BANG
Adios señor cuck
Timestamp photo for faggots
>>695930061
so much this
this this this
this op
>>695929722
Same problem bro. Mentally ill but it hasn't caught up to me yet. Will kill myself when it does. Currently in the Army and doing well. Can't wait to die though. I'm too tired to live anymore. My mere existance is tiring.
>>695930112
Oh shit whatup?!?!
>>695930187
I thought you were supposed to be dead now you lying fuck
>>695930187
that's a good lookin' finger, sure ya could get some pussy on it if ya'd only try to
With Teeth - Nine Inch Nails
Remember, when all the dimensions unfold, all things seem to turn to the flatness of space.
And when you're at the end listening, I'll remember to repay your kindness, and wake you up again.
>>695930337
Yes, because I'm gonna overdose instantly.
>>695930187
>Timestamp photo for faggots
Famous last words
>>695930112
>Oshitwaddup?!?!
Ohshitwaddup?!?!
>>695924570
Don't be such a melodramatic cunt. Go sleep it off you bitch
Anon, don't do it. Hang out and talk with us. Crack a beer and enjoy the kek's. You seem like a cool dude.
>>695930510
that
>>695930221
<nod>
Every morning I wake up a little earlier than my wife, go brush my teeth, and every single goddamned time I look over at the closet and think, "I could just walk 3 steps over, pull out my pistol, and put it in my mouth." Then I always look back at my wife, asleep in bed, and decide not to wake her up so early.
But it's getting to be a closer and closer thing every time. I'm just so damned tired.
>>695929770
I dont think examples surrounding inanimate objects helps your case
>try to keep in mind that I agree with you
we just dont have anything solid to work with
which is why i just dont say shit about it
when asked about an afterlife i just say that my belief is that we fade into nothing
>>695930421
What exactly did you take?
>>695930510
this and that
>>695930061
dubs for extra safe deliver
>>695930187
You sure look like a faggot OP. Safe travels across the Styx you fat fuck. See you when I see you
>>695930483
POST YOUR BOIS
what a glourious thing to see while Anon slowly shifts into the abyss
>>695927921
How the fuck is he trying to be edgy?
>inb4 killing yourself is edgy
>>695930421
Jesus Christ this is the most boring suicide ever
>>695930413
u wot m8 - if ever there was a NIN song for suicide it's Something I can Never Have
>>695930112
>Oh shit waddup?!?!
>>Oh shit Waddup?!?!?!
>>>Oh shit waddup?!?!?
>>>>Oh shit waddup?!?!?
>>>>>oh shit waddup?!?!?!?
>>>>>>Oh shit waddup?!?!?!?!??!
>>>>>>>Oh shit Waddup?!?!?!?!?!?!?
The list goes on.
>>695929245
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695924570
>>695924570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMRrCYPxD0I
>>695930221
If you're "too tired to live" even tho your mental illness hasn't "caught up to you yet" then that just means you're currently doing something wrong. GTFO of the army and do something that makes you happy ffs. You only get one life, don't waste it being a miserable cunt and not even fighting against it. For all you know by the time your mental illness kicks in, humans will have found a cure for it. NEVER live in fear of the future.
>>695930650
DAT BOIS ASSEMBLE!!!!
u dont hev to do this here take some love
Good luck, OP.
It's been a blast.
>>695930561
Ur just looking deeper and deeper, nothing more
>>695924570
>the broken
What an emotional faggot go kill yourself pussy
>>695930112
Oh shit waddup?!?!?!?
>>695930691
"We will never die."
12. Beside you in time
13. Right where it belongs
nice meme
>>695930421
Unless you're OD'ing on heroin or coke you're probably going to live, but you'll end up with kidney or liver failure.
Think you wish you were dead now? Wait until three or four days after your prissy little pill session.
>>695930187
Don't do it man, I asked for the time stamp to see if you're serious. I had similar suicidal urges. You can beat this, at least wait a week to make sure it isn't just a fluke
>>695930867
get in a rekt bread badass cowboy
>>695930794
I certainly hope you watch this Anon. Do this, try some LSD, love the balance of the struggle.
>>695930900
HERE DAT BOI COMES AGAIN
>>695930112
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh shit Waddup?!?!??
STREAM IT OP FFS , LET US SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT YOU . faggot
>>695931109
Dat boi wants to see it.
>>695930421
WTF are you doing? Go vomit that shit out right now you idiot. Go out, get help. If the first psychiatrist can't help you, go to the next one. Whatever the reason for you doing this is, there is definitely a better solution and you fucking know it.
>>695929245
so long, son
What do we say to the god of death, OP? "Not today." Maybe tomorrow or a week or month from now you can kill yourself, but don't do it today.
>>695930917
Ah, you're looking for inspiring shit, I'm looking for songs that make me want to kill myself.
>>695930596
so we have the same belief. You're just hesitant because I didn't slap a "maybe" on it?
The burden of proof isn't on us for thinking that nothing happens. It's on people who say that something besides the obvious, observable outcome will happen.
Inanimate objects and human beings are not so different, anyway. What's the difference between a brain and a computer, besides composition?
They both house and sustain something we identify as a separate
entity (software / the mind), and in both cases the entities end when their respective platform can't sustain them.
It's not complicated and it shouldn't be controversial.
>>695929245
HEROES NEVER DIE
Think he's choking on his vomit by now anons?
>>695931206
Come on, this is /b/ - OP hasn't done shit and we all know it
>>695931203
gtfo with that shit
>>695925381
Try the Erskine bridge, mate
>>695931311
Fuck all of 4chan is doomed
>>695931475
ya never know mate
>>695931311
underrated post
>>695931480
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
Hopefully he doesn't fuck it up
>>695931475
exactly this is /b/. For every 9999 shitposts comes one insane mass murderer dumping pics of his latest corpse. Better be safe than sorry. Who knows, whatever heartfelt advice you write here might actually connect with OP and change his mind.
>>695931707
>>695930561
Why would you kill yourself in front of your family? Fucking dick go drive somewhere go drive on a road with no cars and all trees go like 80mph and shoot yourself in the head. Car hits a tree you get smushed and you know you'll get the job done
Your family might be faggots but don't blow your brains all over your house they will have to move and shit
>>695931744
Go jump off a bridge OP
>>695931817
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695924570
You know what to do anon, stream it so you live on in /b/ as content.
>>695924570
kys
oh...
>>695924570
you're the biggest pussy i have ever come across on the internet
>>695924570
Yes stream it for all to see. Make 4chan great again
OP if you're still there. I was involved in an accident 2 years ago and i was legitimately dead for a short time.
As someone who did already die all i can tell you is DON'T do it. Trust me. NOTHING you're experiencing right now could be worse than what lies beyond.
>>695931744
Why do you assume that would be the right thing, the good thing?
Are you so certain of your convictions, do you have the benefit of some profound existential absolute truth?
Or have you simply swallowed the platitudes of a Disney-themed vision, and having done so now choose to convince others to enjoy the sugary taste as well?
>>695932022
fag
>>695932058
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695932022
>implying you speak truth
what was is like ? just the pure empty void ?
greentext story demanded
>>695932022
What a waste of a good set of dubs you faggot
Also by the way this is total bullshit he wont kill himself hes just trying to get attention since his mom never gave him enough when he was a child yet you guys are falling for it.
OP, if you're still here take more pills
>>695932318
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695932058
My logic is this: 99% of people commiting suicide do it for fixable reasons. I don't think suicide is not a solution but i think it's the wrong solution if the person involved has even the slightest chance for whatever he considers a happy life.
In the end humans are animals not some kind of superbeings that don't value life. All humans have the base instinct of wanting to life.
>>695932399
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>695932414
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
Is op still there? I've never gave a fuck in these threads but op seems like a nice guy
>>695932501
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
Biffy Clyro-Blackened Sky
Then dont actually kiill yourself
>>695932619
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
>>695932501
>>695932536
You guys are just pure cancer
l e a f y m o d e
OP, there are things you need to do before you die. It's not time yet.
>>695932716
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>695932022
Curiosity fag here. What did you see anon?
>>695932706
Well now you are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695924570
why not joining army if you've got nothing to lose
>>695932204
Not gonna greentext it but the best way i could describe it is it's nothingness just like you're sleeping but in a very negative way. As a married man with 2 sons i can confidently and with no shame say i was never as happy as the moment i was brought back from that horrible feeling (if you can even call it a feeling. Also i really hope that it was only that bad for me because i was only dead for a short time. I hope that when i one day die, that feeling doesn't persist or that i just don't have it anymore after sometime.
Basically what i'm getting at is: non-existance sounds much more fun than it actually is.
>>695932916
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695932909
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>695930187
Plz post another time stamp to see if you're okay OP
>>695933027
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>695928696
I don't blame them, it's Stourbridge
>>695933111
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
That said, nice trips.
>>695933153
FUCKING STOURBRIDGE
Is OP dead yet, and can I have his stuff if yes?
>>695932949
hmm since you werent dead permanently i could imagine that you have been in some kind of "waiting room" until you are allowed to move on to (insert heaven/reincarnation/Valhalla/whatever here) i have heard a pretty close story from someone else already
>>695932949
You're so boring that your brain couldn't make up anything interesting
>>695930112
Man the fuck up and move on with your life. Don't be a weak cunt.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS A SUICIDE WATCH GET THREAD
>>695933388
Icoukd imagine you have an iq of 90 but im not going to. All that happened is anons brain gave them a big dose of dmt.
>>695933194
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 30$ mining chair that i bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cum and having tabs on the "latest game of thrones episodes", classic music playing in the backround on full blast and celeb fap thread tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure was great. You cant say whatever you want because everyone will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An hero. But in reality, you really just like cum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No life just like all others. People like you need to be belly inflated. The world doesn't need us, shit. We are better off dead, faggot.
>>695924570
Good travels op. I hope you thought about this. Suicide is a permanent mistake, to a temporary problem. I can't stop you, so here: https://youtu.be/TtHZs4GrarY
I would recommend sucide by helium, but I respect your way.
>>695933829
dude i'm an oldfag. I know my drugs. Trust me that shit had nothing to do with chemicals i was long past that.
>>695932873
the vast abyss.
The endless blue
where nothing else is,
not even you.
>>695924570
Dont do it /b/ro. The future holds more for you than you think. Pain is temporary, pride is forever
>>695933996
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>695932647
Good choice anon
Alright /b/tards wrap it up. OP is either an attention seeking faggot or did deliver. Either way, move along plebs
>>695934063
>I used to do a lot of drugs
>Trust me
Nah - jog on you junkie
>>695932022
What did u see b/ro
>>695933388
I hope you're right but all it made me believe is that there is nothing after death and that we really should value every single millisecond we get as living beings.
>>695933829
iq of 148 tested at the age of 13.
Fuck off nigger
obviously youre not capable of abstract thinking and philosophy
And DMT doesnt make you see/feel nothing.
>>695924570
Let it Be. End it on the actual song Let it Be, but start with The Long and Winding Road.
>>695934336
Melodramatic cunt
>>695934220
i never said a lot. But certainly enough to know when my brain was drugged up and when it wasn't there at all anymore
>>695927260
Not op, but thank you anon, you gave me hope at least. You're a true bro
>>695925787
>essentialism
Fuck off
>>695924570
Good luck on the other side OP you brave faggot.
>>695924570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE4_BvbT0Ag
>>695934319
WTF. Dude why did that picture just make me fucking die. I'm not used to actually laughing from 4chan
>>695924570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_AQvsPB9n8
>>695934417
there is a name for that sheit ?
I guess people develop the same thoughts after acid trips
OP delivered
:-/
not my proudest checkem
>>695934532
>>695934097
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen desu. Sitting in your 300$ dragon dildo that mom bought for you desu, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest desu", weaaboo desu playing in the backround on full blast and desu tabbed. Ah, quite desu, ain't it. Desu sure is great. You can desu whatever you desu because desu will desu you.
You believe you are desu. An edgy desu. But in reality, you are desu. A useless desu stain. A waste of desu. No desu in life other than to desu off of the hard desu of others. Desu like you need to be eradicated. The desu doesn't need your desu. You are better off dead, desu.
Yo, OP, I don't know if you're gone yet...
But just know that a 14 yo lurker since age 8 thinks you are a cool guy. Btw, To that one fag that said nothing exists after death, my mom went to heaven, and came back at her funeral. She told everyone all about it. Her brother was there, telling her to go back and whatnot. She was given a second chance. Go to a hospital and give yourself one too. Or at least tell Dean Colson that Jan (my mom) and the bunch love him. Have a great one OP, I heard heaven was marvelous.
I'm not even that religious. Only go to church on Christmas Eve.
Is OP gone? Just got here.
>>695933111
Using this post as an excuse to post some OC.
OP, there are worse people than you on the world. You don't need to solve overpopulation yourself, so don't. Unless you're a faggot, then you should kill yourself
>>695935335
hardest bait of my life
>>695935335
sounds like your mom faked her death to fuck a bunch of dudes for a few weeks anon
>came back at her funeral
kek
also good job on giving /b/ your moms name
you have much to learn little b/tard
>>695925088
Helium
>>695935686
people wont find someone because of his first name dont be stupid
>>695927829
Shit I'm from Boro so we're basically neighbours
>>695935335
>be me
>fuck and kill a bitch named Jan
>yfw
>>695935094
How do you know?
In case OP is kill already:
Good night sweet prince :*
>>695935335
Your mother will die in her sleep some time ago even if you reply to this post.
>>695930811
Bro I like the Army. Life ha as just worn on me though. Shit just drags on you. I just want to sleep. And I don't want to wake up.
>>695924570
Protomen Act 2
If you can still kill yoself after listening to it, listen to act 1.
After that, I guess full steam ahead.
>Protomen
>>695929245
Buhbye space cowboy, see you when its my turn I guess.
>>695929967
See you on the other side op
I don't like Neil Young that much but Out on the Weekend is my jam when I'm low these days. And Dylan's You're a Big Girl Now
If I closed the door right now I'd listen to TVU's s/t and kick the chair after I'm Set Free, probably let the table turn and pretend I'm Ian Curtis
Dr. David Duke is running for U.S. Senate!
>Announcement Video:
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>Campaign Website:
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>Platform:
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>David's Website (Not campaign specific):
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>Podcast:
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>Twitter:
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The liberal media will relentlessly attack Dr. Duke because he is pro-white.
If we put our faith in the power of memes, Qek will lead us to victory.=
#America First # Fight for Western Civilization
op you out there?
>>695925428
>implying you know the universe any better than him.
