Oh shit, the nukes are falling, but there's not enough room in the shelter for everyone!
>Singles are are SOL, but can plead their case to be let in
>Dubs get in and can take one single with them if they choose
>Trips become security and can deny anyone entry if they choose
>Quads and higher drop a nuke on the bunker killing everyone
vip coming in hot
Let me in Faggots.
>>695902665
So close. Also rolllllll
>>695902538
coming in to take your bitches. Hail satan
I'm in!
I have booze for the bunker.
>>695902721
LET ME FUCKING IN.
Dont worry!
>>695902863
Its me your brother let me in
>>695902538
Fuck you all faggots die with me hahaha
>>695902538
Let. Me. In.
Or there will be trouble....
everyone denied gtfo faggots
Stand aside you peasants
>>695902861
Taking his crush/wife/gf with me
It's moot. Let me in fag
Nuke that shit
>>695902538
If dubs awesome. If singles I'll bring chicken tendies
I don't care if I live or die... I'll be happy knowing I set them off.
>>695902538
I'm coming in with my nukes
I'm coming in, plebs
>>695902538
Quads and I release a nukakke from the jessamins all over the bunker.
cmon quads
roll
>>695902538
fuck yall
U bunch of sad dicks u need to die
I own an AK and hate all the wrong colored infidels. Take me in if I don't get the numbers.
>>695902538
Hope i got here in time!
>>695903200
sorry no kikes allowed
>>695902538
If I get singles, I should be let in because I'm white.
I have a technical skill set.
Hall nigga better hope I get in
roll
Allahu Akbar
Let me in by my hairy nutts
>>695902538
Let me in! Please!
Who will take care of my waifu if I don't!?
Let me in, I'm a doctor!
>>695903429
Reroll
>>695902538
I'm bringing the apocalypse proof vehicle.
pls let me in, i have autism
I have porn
Let me in
>>695903498
Please!
If I can't, save my body pillow!
>>695902538
LET ME IN YOU FUCK
>>695902538
You need me to keep the patriarchy from reforming
Security here. Everyone line up. No Muslims, 2:1 women to men ratio strictly enforced. I SAID GET BACK, I'll blow a hole in you the size of a cantaloupe with mah rifle. Big tit women get priority.
>>695903457
LET ME IN, I HAVE A DOGGO
Joe Rogan here..I'm definitely coming in! I got beef tips too!
>>695903569
I'd like in, please...
Please let me in! I swear I will shower once a day!
>>695903544
Fuck
pls lemme in
>>695903656
PLEASE
>>695903589
come with me bro
>>695902538
Lemme in!
Rolling
let me in senpai
>>695903687
It's always one off, I guess I'm doomed to die.
hi
lmi plls
>>695903700
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU
Rolling Thunder
>>695903500
I'm taking >>695902861 with me
Can't wait to see the fight he has with >>695903100
>>695903743
One off again...
I'll stop, drop and roll away.
get nuked fgts
Let me in!!! I have a big bag of weed!
Fuck All Y'all
>>695903763
get out commie
I'm the security guard now
>>695902538
security here, everyone line up
In or not idc
Let me in
I'll hotbox the place with some dank
>>695903589
Lucky fuck
i'm fucked.. It's been nice, 4chan...
Make way faggots
I want 3 zeros
>>695903700
You and your friend are gonna have to wait outside
faggot
quads get
>>695903851
Ive got coke! Bring this guy too
Faggot coming in
trips
Rolling
let me in I got skills and I brought beer
Come on you fucks let me in
Rolll
>>695903979
fuck you we're staying
Hey let me in, I'm white!
boom
rollerino
I am an engineer! And I have weed! Let me in.
>>695903743
I got dubs. You get in with me as my +1 I rolled dubs in this post. >>695903599
Didn't get trips, but dubs kept us alive. Stick with me, I always come out on top for some reason. God must love me.
nuke git
NOBODY IS ALLOWED IN
Rollin
>>695902538
space for a mongoloid?
>>695904192
Sorry man, but I'm in already. >>695903811
Thanks anyway though.
Dubs and I become HITLER!!!
>>695902538
TACTICAL NUKE!!
>>695904057
If I get dubs, this guy comes in with me.
This bunker is mine now everyone out
Roll
Roll.
If singles I am electrician and can help with rebuilding after world destruction. Plus I read the book "when the shit goes down" by forest Griffen
all your bunker are belong to us
Let me in famalam you know you want to.
If singles, I can contribute being a good cook and being the proud owner of a vagin, if that helps my case at all.
Chad Thundercock coming through with some sick dubs
time to die faggots
>>695904384
You can die alone. Is that what you want?
>>695902538
not like this
roll
I have medical training and am willing to suck dick if this is singles.
But I'm hoping for quads.
P-please let me in Anon
If the nukes don't get us, the mudslimes will eventually anyway
>>695904666
SATAN SPEAKS
I brought lots of dank memes.
>>695902538
Yo, What's good fam?
>>695902538
O kurwa
Let me in, I'm a busty girl who loves sucking cock!
I wanna live
>>695902538
checkem
let me in i have noodz of that celeb you like
rolling
Let me drop that shit
rell
Can I come in
>>695902538
>Singles are are SOL, but can plead their case to be let in
Sir, I know I only have singles, but please let me in. I'm not a smelly nigger.
>>695904666
>>695904966
Im safe and i have the weed
>>695902538
Step aside
Allahu akbar
>>695904596
Rolling for Tomoko safety
fuck yall i wanna die on my own
Let me in or I'll pay the next person that gets trips to sing "Let It Go" every day you assholes are locked in there
ffffffFFFUUUUUCK! LET ME IN!!!
>>695905152
jk i wanna drop the nuke
I'm Tyler fucking Durden. Let me in.
THE NUKE IS FALLING!! GET IN!!!
>>695903354
I wanna take this guy. Let's see the dubs
Rolling....
Denying everyone else
If singles. I should be let in because this post would end in 3.
If doubles. I am holding the door open for all posts ending in 8.
If triples. Fuck fucking number 4s they cannot come in those stupid motherfuckers.
If quads it's over
>>695905453
Roll
If dubs, I come alone, if trips anyone past me cannot get in.
>>695905453
Reroll
I got this , ROLLING FOR MURICA
>>695905453
Last roll
Too bad I'm too slow to run to the shelter even if I got dubs
Roll
I'm down for being the bunker sissy
>>695905508
>implying you have to simply Roll
>>695902538
Im an electrician
Hey I'm a 13 year old loli girl. Anyone let me in?
I'm the plummer
Check'm
anyone got the butter? wait i got the butter let me in.
>>695905833
take me with you fgt /the electrician
Hey i'm a 13 year old loli girl. Anyone wanna let me in?
>>695905949
If Dubs i take butterbro in
O shit nigger
>>695906052
Sorry butterbro
Reroll
Gibe the nuke bo$$
>>695902538
sup
>>695902538
You can't stump the trump
>>695906200
Trump wins presidency and starts ww3 confirmed
>>695905963
This fag coming with
I want a spot
>>695904235
Roll
>>695902538
nuke time bois
>>695904596
come with me
You guys are all niggers, let me the fuck in
>>695906426
jkjk now though
>>695906481
quite nigger. You stay outside and get darker
>>695902538
I'd rather get nuked
Im pushing my way through. I need to live cause I have the codes to activate a defense system. Faggots.
>>695902538
all shall die
Who should I save a
Dropping the nuke
>>695902538
I'm the future President tho...
Let me in, at least im not a nigger
>>695902538
If you guys let me in, I'll share some of my rainbow cake with you all.
Dude u can like, fuck me if u let me in?
Please let me in!
aaay
>>695902538
let me in i can make macs famous mac and cheese
Hillary Clinton here, I started this shit now let me in!
>>695906792
get in here
>>695906840
no
>>695906863
fuck that nigger, but ill take you
Roll
let me in cunt
Come out and play guys nuclear fallout ain't that bad
>>695902538
rolling for entry
>>695903558
porn will be very important while we wait for the radiation do dissipate, i vote to take this fellow with me
>>695904287
and keep ... that out pls
also if i get singles let me in im guy and i can cook food
Lemme in
>>695906762
If dubs then faggot cake comes with me.
Ehh I wouldn't mind getting nuked..hoping for singles
i don't want to come in i want to die
>>695902538
Rollin for allah
rollin
>>695902538
Rolling
rollin niggers
kej
i've got dirt on each and every one of you fags!
I reverse traced each and every one of your webs. Let me in or these information gers sent to yer moms!
>>695902538
I'm a nigger.
OH SHIT, please let me in
>>695907246
Chill! Ill take u with me
>>695902538
i have the cure against HIV, can i come in
Let me in
Let me in
This sure is a dance I'm begging for help I'm screaming for help please just let me in
>>695902538
I'm security. Females only. All you dicks get the fuck out.
If single: I accept to be any dub or trip sex slave.
please i have a wife and family
>>695907354
Yeah, come with me.
I let no one in. You all die.
Kek
>>695907351
If you let me in you get my extensive porn collection with real celeb nudes and other forms of porn you can think of, thats what you guys want right?
I'm white and genetically stable/pure, let me in.
>>695907360
Its this is not a dance you MORON!!!
I have weed
Let me in
Run!
I wanne come in!
>>695902538
Im in this bitch
I may get singles but I have experience growing indoors with the equipment. I can grow any plant. Food/rec drugs/flowers...
>>695907637
FUCK ME
I have gum, let me in
>>695907274
I'm also a nigger and take this guy with me.
I am alpha and Omega
None shall be let in. You all die
kill the niggers
>>695907353
Thanks dude!
I wuz beginning to think ya people dun goofed
I work with nuclear power and have some radiation gear at home. I can also figure out what is and isn't deadly radioactive after the fallout
All niggers make it and trump. Every other race dies.
I have hot pockets
Fuuuuuark
I know how to clap with one hand, let me in!
12 years old girl approaches the shelter
-please sir *cough* I have nowhere to go-
Am dropping the nuke
>>695908010
Gtfo pedo
>>695904366
thanks brosef you saved me
I have internet
Unbanned....let me in
>>695904020
Rather coke than weed. You're coming with me.
>>695908100
From the shelter?
>>695904235
Rolllll
>>695902538
>implying I don't want to get blown the fuck up and/or mutated with radiation
>>695903823
Bring the nukes in with me
>>695908418
Fuck off randy
>>695902538
I'm a white straight male so I deserve to get in that bunker. Pls
welp
I don't want in give my spot to someone else
>>695908418
Fuck off Randy Bobandy
fuk u all. nuke
>>695908418
Fuck off, Randy.
If I get trips, this guy is never coming in.
>>695908418
fuck off randy
