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HALT!!!

Stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.

Singles: Innocent German citizen, go through.
Even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
Odd dubs: Soviet spy!
Trips: High-ranking official, go through.
88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through.
1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
Quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
Quints: None other but the Führer himself!
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>>695850647
Here are my documents. Let me through.
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Roll
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>>695850647
NYPA, dumbass.
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Nicht schissen.
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Let me through, comrades.
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>>695850647

rawllinbawlin
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>>695850647
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>>695850984
that movie was fucking shit.
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im not a jew, please i need to go through to my shnitzle berries
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roll
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I'm a jew and you can do shit
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Roll
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Let me pass
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Stop spamming, stupid faggot.
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Nyet!
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>>695850647
Would anyone like some sauerbraten?
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>>695850647

heil hitler
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>>695850711
Rough luck comrade.
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Roll
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To the gas chamber I go
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Only niggers are guilty. Let me pass.
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Hello, friend.
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>>695850647

Mein comrades
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HEIL HITLER
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>>695851074
agreed
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>>695850647
i am the bear jew
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>>695850647
Here are the papers
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i am not a spy, mein fuhrer, i am just a humble (((merchant)))
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Gibs sauerkraut
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>>695850647
Problem officer?
No problem right?

Sieg Heil my frend
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>>695850647
Ha!
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Coming through solider
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y-you wouldn't detain me, would you?
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>>695850647
Here are my papers, offizier
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I am a soviet spy
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ROLL
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>>695850647
Hey boss
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Sorry officer!!!
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>>695850647
Oy vey,
Here are my papers.

Let me through.
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Sie glauben doch nicht wirklich, das ich einer dieser dreckigen Juden bin!?
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>>695850647
niggers
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Sie sehen mich rollen, sie hassen
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>>695850647
Lemme through.
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>>695852021
There was something fishy about zat gentleman.

I'm pretty sure he might have been ein Jude.
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>>695852223
spy detected
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Hier, mein Papers.
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Hail me.
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>>695850647
So, this is a Trump supporter thread?
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>>695852410
untermensch detected
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Roll
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Roll
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I got a couple numbers for ya.
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>>695850647
heil
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>>695850647
הבה נגילה
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Mei furher
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Alright.
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>>695850647
Do you like my costume?
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I am no spy comrade
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Passing in from /pol/, don't mind me
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>>695853144
Damn right you aren't fucking kike.
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penighh
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>>695853144
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No Jew here
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Let me through!
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>>695850647
let thru pls
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>>695850647
Sieg hiel, mein brüder
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Hail
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ROLL
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Heil hitler
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213 checking in
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Thuringen SS coming through.
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>>695850647
Roll
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let me in
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>>695850647
hai
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Hallo mein guten man, I immigrated here from the Scandinavias I promise.
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>>695853533
och vei !!!
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>>695853388
o7 Herr Standartenführer

>>695853544
JUDE!
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I am me
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Heil!
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>>695850647
Step aside maggots
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>>695852900
Get the jew!
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>>695853666
Jawohl Herr
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>>695850647
Step aside plebs
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>>695852401
>>695850647
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>>695852900
Filthy sheklscheiss!
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Gutentag
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>>695850647
roll for kek dubs
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you know me!
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>>695853833
>>695853655
>>695853633
>>695853533
SPIES!
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Step aside... FUHRER REPORTING IN
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>>695850647
Guten Morgen, versuche nur, um zu arbeiten.
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Hi.
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Heil
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cumming through
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>>695853977
Nice try comrade.
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Guten tag, passing through
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Do I go through?
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Roll
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>>695851411
>>695852900
>>695853144
>>695853544
>>695853533
>>695853633
>>695853655
>>695853977
>>695853833
DAS JUDEN

>>695853666
SEIG HEIL
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>fuckfuckfuckplayitcool
G-guten Abend, Herr Polizist
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>>695850647
Mein number?
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Eyyy
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Take your damn papers. It's not like I have shit to do today anyway
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im back
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>>695854298
guten tag
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>Guten Tag, freund. Kann ich ihnen helfen?
>N-nain offizer...
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Let me frew mein fellows
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>>695854388
Standartenführer!!
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kek let me through
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>>695850647
Here are my poopers.
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>>695850647
HEIL HITLER!
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Jahwol.
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>>695853144
KIKE SPOTTED
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Jew gotta be kidding me
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>>695854172
Долой немецкой сволочи! Вы никогда не возьмёшь меня живым!
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Roll
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>>695850647
Can I pass ?
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Let me trough m8
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>>695850647
Roll
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>>695850647
Nothing to see here
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Heil Hitler
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Hitler was gay
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>>695850647
Boi
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no jews round here
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>>695850647
Hitler coming through
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>>695850647
Dasvidanya
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Here are my papers.
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>>695854700
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>>695854755
Zozzle
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hi there
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Roll
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>>695850647
Heil Hitler ! Let me through
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>>695854700
Juden detected
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>>695854823
SCHEIßE!!! EIN NEGER
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No?
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>>695854755
woah!
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>>695850647
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ma fren let me go through is not jew blyat
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Check
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S-s-sorry!
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>>695850647

hi
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>>695850647
DER ROLLEN
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>>695850647
let me trough m8
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Just passing by
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This is ridiculous, let me pass!
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guten tag
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>>695850647
Guten Tag die Herren, hier sind meine Papiere.
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>>695850647
how do you do fellow party member?
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Take me to my lord Hitler
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>>695850647
Let me pass
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>>695850647

rollkommando
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>>695855200
nein
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>>695850647
Don't mind me
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>>695850647
Oberleutnant Werner meldet sich!
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die jews
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es rol
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>>695855200
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Just passing through.

\o
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Rawl
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>>695850647

step aside
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>>695850647
citizen here, dont worry
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Here are my documents.
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Pizza roll
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Checkem!

HEIL!!
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Sieg Heil
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Sieg Heil
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>>695850647
Für das deutsche Vaterland.
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There is nothing to worry about, just hauling my usual ten kilos of cocaine
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>>695850647
Seig heil
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good morning officials, i hope you are having a nazi day
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>>695850647
No shekels here sir
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>>695850647
n-no jews here boys, dont mind me
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>>695850647
Sieg heil!
You are doing Fuhrers job kameraden, keep it up.
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Where's my salute?
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>>695850647
Nothing to see here gentlemen, have a wonderful day.
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I am a innocent German, let me through.
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>>695850647
memememeemme
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K nigger
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>>695850647
ich bin nicht jüdisch
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These are my numbers
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roll
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rawling
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>>695856043
> dat picture
Holy fuck that shit's hilarious
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>>695850647
T-take my papers
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Nothing to see her.
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I'm not Jewish. I swear!
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hey thats pretty good
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Hallo meine Freunden
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Dubz get
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Sup peasants
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Heil Moses!
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ACHTUNG!!
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>>695855966
DAS JUDEN!
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>>695855966
NYAIN! This is a mistake!
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>>695850647
Ich habe nichts zu verbergen!
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>>695852364
Source please?
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>>695850647
pls
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>>695856399
Oy blin.
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make way for furher
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>>695850647

Meine Papiere, lieber Herr
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Rollerino :>>>
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I'm totally not a spy!
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i'm fuhrer
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What I am ? :'( Roll
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>>695850647
Guten Morgen, mein lieber gnädiger Junker!
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>>695850647
Roll
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Am I too late?
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I am but a simple man, let me through.
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rolling
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>>695856388
>>695855966
ITT: a jew rats out a jew to save his own skin
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>>695856781
True to your words, I see.
What an honest person.
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>>695850647
sieg heil
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>>695856398
>>695856388
l-look I'm sorry
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Here are my papers.
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>>695850647
German here
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>>695856921
Nice try Dr.Who
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>>695850647
Heil Hitler Officer
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>>695856822
OHSHITNIGGERWHATAREYOUDOING
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>>695856921
None the less - these check out.
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Just a normal man with a normal job.
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>>695850647
Which numbers are the ones where your a american trooper teaching these pathetic eurotrash weaklings how to fught. To the point where the germans run sway in fear and gi hide in a bunker. Only ti kill themselves like true pussies when the US comes for them?
Also: you fucking fags worship another fucking fag. Hitler was fucking gay. Enjoy.
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>>695850647
My grandfather was in the SS
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>>695850647
um nothing here
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move out of the way for your supreme führer
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sieg heil
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>>695850647
Rollheil
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>>695850647
Nothing out of the ordinary here officer
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I am no Jew
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>>695850647
It's a shame I can only get dubs
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ZA DOM SPREMNI
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roll fur mein furher
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May i pass pls?
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rollx
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asdadasdsa
>>
keep up the good work boys
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I ain't no Jew you blind bastards
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>>695850647
gutten Tag mein Komrad
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>>695850647
Hurry let me trought, the Panzertruppe needs me!
>>
rawlin
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heil
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>>695850647
Getting some milk, trust me.
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>>695850647
Ich schätze meine Dokumente sind ausreichend.
Heil Hitler.
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>>695857366
to Ausswitz you go. filthy jew
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>>695857366
LIAR
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>>695857366
fucking jew
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>>695857441
XD
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>>695850647
Let me through
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Gas the kikes
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>>695850647
let me pass
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DJ AH Führer repprting in. Stop the control
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>>695850647
Nothing to see here
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>>695857441
I have some serious questions about the effectiveness of this checkpoint.
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Bonjour mr. officer
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I am legal bro
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Ich bin ein ehrlich deutsche burger. Lassen sie bitte mir !
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>>695857619
reroll. Stop the control
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>>695850647
sus
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>>695850647
hi bitches
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>695850647
bro
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Innocent here
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>>695850647
>Goebbels
here fuckers
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Move out of my way!!!!!
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>>695857441
>>695857411
This can't be right, there must be a jew among the inspectors!
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>>695850647
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Just passing through.
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>>695856822
Verdammter Jude. Beleidigt einen Standartenführer!
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>>695857619
also re
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h-hello goy-uh guys just a nortmal aryan man doing normal aryan things i assure you!
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Hai
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>>695850647
im just a regural guy
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Is everything allright, mein officer?
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>>695857822
GET THE JEW
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>>695850647
Obama does whatever he wants. Move bitches.
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>>695850647
Step aside plebian
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Guten tag kartofel
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>>695857822
A JUDE! !! ARREST HIM..... And let me pass
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>>695850647
Just an honest German working man.
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>>695857822
Shissen sie deine shmutzige Jude sofort !!!
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>>695857366
get auschwitzekt
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>>695850647
roll
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>>695850647
roll
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Hallo Genossen ! Wie geht ihr ?
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>>695850647
rolling for heinrich
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heil
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>>695857904
>>695857989
>>695858048
OY VEEEEEY THE GOYM KNOWS
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just grabbing some smokes
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Here are my papers. Please let me through...
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>>695857950
Its fucking kartoffel u cheeky basterd
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bonjou- heil Hitler
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>>695853666
Sieg heil!
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>>695850647
shalom
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Herro
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Here are my papers
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>>695850647
Guten tag, here are mein papers.
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Lasst mich passieren, ich bin kein jude!
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>>695850647
Guten tag!
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Hallo Genossen ! Wie geht ihr ? Sehen sie viele juden heute?
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Y-Yes, of course...

Here are my... papers...

... h-heil hitler...
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I PASSED
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Alles klar herr kommissar
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heil hitler
>>
Hallo
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