Write a superpower, nextfag answer a weakness.
>>695850092
NYPA, dumbass.
my super power is to have a beam that cures mental illness, all supervillans are fucked.
Superpower, child molestation
Weakness, molested as a child
>>695850170
pukes cum when use power.
>>695850171
cant cure yourself.
>>695850548
i know.
>>695850092
can fire with my ass, like a flamthrower
strength
>>695851640
- intelligence
You cum Super Sperms
>>695851082
Your dad hates you tho
>>695851082
>>695851082
But your ass isn't fireproof
>>695852183
destroys everything when hit
Power: being able to grow more limbs on command.
>>695852183
impotent
>>695853207
You can't get rid of them after they've grown.
The power to become a cute anime girl.
>>695854285
4chan faggots jerking off and cum on you
Teleknesis
>>695854689
You must be naked and shout to get the maximum power to lift things
>>695854749
I can live with that
>>695854689
Can only use on inanimate objects
>>695854749
kekd
>>695854875
Can speak to animals
>>695854376
I was expecting that to happen anyway, so that's no problem.
>>695855060
The animals don't speak back.
>>695855060
wittgenstein got this
Power to shapeshift
>>695851800
Can't explain why god is real
>>695855588
Can only turn into plankton.
>>695855588
Unstable selfhood leading to mental breakdown
>>695852720
top kek
Can live without food and water
>>695856000
Cannot stop eating.
knowing everything, literally everything
>>695856000
never enjoy taking a giant shit after a long day at work
>>695856000
Your trips go forever unchecked
>>695856000
Caint live widdout pussay ay fam
>>695856148
Afraid of using knowledge in a helpful way.
>>695856184
I'd die pretty quickly then...
Time manipulation
>>695856347
Only goes back one millisecond.
>>695856249
afraid? why would you be afraid to help someone?
Since you know everything, you also know the outcome of everything you chose to do, nothing to be afraid of
>>695856347
Your sister is going out with squeak
>>695855588
You can only shapeshift into niggers
>>695856347
Can only go forward in time.
>>695855060
They respond in arabic
>>695856423
Too afraid to use knowledge in a helpful way. Meaning you never do anything useful or helpful ever.
>>695856425
When did I get a sister? Also what is a squeak
>>695856412
Do it over and over again
>>695856347
Can only travel forward in time to exactly when you die
>>695856423
Knowing everything won't stop you from having mental disorders. It's probably very likely to give you more than a few, actually.
Super intelligence
>>695856508
*jumps straight to the time when jet packs and flying cars exist*
>>695856628
Your dad is never proud of you
>>695856148
You are paralyzed, English, 74 years old, bound to a wheelchair and talk through a computer
>>695856561
The decision takes longer than 1 millisecond.
>>695856679
DELETE THIS
>>695856687
It'll do
>>695856347
You can only go back 5 seconds and there is a 5 seconds cooldown
>>695856796
Still useful af
>>695856796
1 millisecond is fine.
>>695856687
Kek
>>695850092
Omnilingualism
>>695856535
Kekd
>>695856993
You're mute.
>>695856993
You are deaf and mute
>>695856993
No one ever heard you.
You are immune to being triggered
>>695850170
You gonna do this all day ?
>>695856654
But you are affected by the time. Its time manipulation. Not time jump. Which means you would be old or dead.
>>695857077
>>695857081
Good thing it covers non verbal language. I'll be the GOD of the deaf/mute community
>>695857103
Your gender changes every 5 seconds
>>695856551
this makes no sense though
>>695856607
You'd know how to fix your mental disorder easy though
unlimited power
>>695856654
>jumps 500 years into the future for sweet flying cars and spaceships
>everybody on earth is dead
>>695857345
Limited to 5 minutes a day
>>695856993
[spoiler]gaijin[/spoiler]
>>695857345
your feet are made of cheese
>>695857345
Forever in terrible health.
>>695857345
In your dreams
>>695857391
I'm a gaijin even in my own country, Jap nigga
Forever immune to b8 posts
>>695857538
Physically impossible to get on 4chan
>>695857538
Forever doomed to get singles
>>695857345
Some dude throws you into a reactor shaft when you use your unlimited power
>>695857538
Constantly on g/fur threads to survive
>>695857538
You become a trap
>>695857538
Suffers from aids.
the ability to have a superpower without limitations
>>695857467
warthunder is shit.
>>695857633
You will kill yourself at some point during the process
>>695857734
Is retarded.
>>695857734
Retarded mentally
>>695857734
That superpower is to make your dick shrink
>>695857734
The actual superpower is extremely underwhelming, like the TK mutation in Looper
>>695856152
Cruel
>>695857734
That in itself counts as the superpower
the power to meme
>>695857330
You seem to overestimate your human brain. You'd be lucky to be able to move if you knew everything, because you'd be overwhelmed by that knowledge constantly. In an infinite library of books, how could you ever hope to find what you need?
>>695857926
But only on 9gag
>>695850092
Immortal
>>695857926
Screams every word ever spoken.
the power to revive niggers
>>695857926
But only on Tumblr
>>695858061
Have to give them their welfare cheques
>>695858032
Body still ages
>>695857926
Only facebook tier memes.
>>695858032
Only immortal when you're in the middle of ejaculating
>>695858032
Severe weakness to getting hit by a train
>>695858032
You are a vegetable.
>>695858032
Have to kill a little child to continue to be immortal
>>695857831
i'd still have fun with that
Can replicate every line and and sound effect from Pokémon - The first movie: Mewtwo strikes back
>>695858061
But you have to lick their anus first
>>695858284
> fuck a little kid
Fixed it for you
>>695858327
Asperg
>>695858327
I was gonna say but you have severe autism buuuuuuuuuuuuut
>>695858359
Thank you, should have thought of that instead of killing one
>>695858327
But only in brail
>>695858327
You can only wear one type of clothes : pikachu onesie, or else you die
Common sense
Ability to shape-shift into any organism or object up to the size of a human
>>695858501
Never uses it.
>>695858501
Common sense to knock the fuck out of old people
>>695858527
Only in dungeons and dragons.
>>695858527
But each time you do, you feel an absurd amount of pain when you do until fully transformed
>>695858527
Gay mans dildo
the ability to kill the batman
>>695856425
Hey, I thought I told you, no more Journey psychouts!
Superpower - You can rid the world of a group of people
the ability to wear a fedora without being obese
You are gender fluid
>>695858527
Must break two fingers after each time you use the power
>>695858744
Refuses to kill him.
>>695858779
but only once
>>695858744
vulnerable to big guys
>>695858775
But only the group of people you genuinely like
>>695858032
You enjoy your immortality, and marvel at it's omnipotent power cause after all you have all the time in the world, time then passes and you watch all your loved ones perish before your eyes as they grasp your hand and wonder why you still look so young and why can't they live as well. It is a matter of time before people take notice and become wary of you, and eventually the government who seek to dissect you and reveal your secret to save a dying society forcing you to become alienated. After several years lolis and all porn in the world no longer satisfies you and you become bored of life and afraid of being hunted, but you can't end your miserable existence, for you are imortal. After millions of years you wander on an empty desert, a shallow husk of what was once our civillization, and ponder on how wappy you used to be. Now there is nothing to do but wait until the sun destroys our entire planet, leaving you to float endlessly through the cosmos, awaiting the end of time.
>>695858778
But you have no skin.
the power to make infidels pay
>>695858778
Still stuck forever in the friendzone
the ability to see the 4th dimension
>>695858779
But only when triggered. Rest of the time, you're blatantly cis
>>695858930
Only when you blow up.
>>695858930
But all fidels will pay triple
create dankest memes ever
>>695858974
Must slice your wrists after each use of the power
the ability to triforce
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>>695858974
But when you do, you almost instantly forget about it
the power to summon moot
>>695859063
Feel crushing guilt Everytime you make one.
>>695859115
You have to have sex with him everytime
>>695858778
Must carry Katana everywhere, and speak with a lisp.
>>695859115
You become a furry and he bans you
>>695859086
Constantly have to get around CP b&s
>>695859115
Moot sells you to an Asian every time you summon him
>>695859115
Gets arrested each time you do.
>>695859115
you summon moot
>>695859115
Where does his nickname comes from by the way ?
>>695859115
what the fuck is a moot
>>695859510
Go do your homework, kid
>>695850092
>lucky in every singel sense of the word
Try me faggots
>>695859659
Lose your cock and balls to be saved from cancer. Lucky!
>>695859658
Double bait or just newfag?
>>695859730
Now where's the fun in this if I just tell you?
>>695859659
you were lucky to be born
>>695859659
>singel
you are so illiterate you are diagnosed with severe autism, and meet a nice sperg girl who drools on your cock, talk about lucky!
>>695859716
B-but thats not lucky.
>>695859825
Good point
>>695859874
Not english native mad faggot
Cold War Soviet Russia
>>695859918
How is it not? The cancer was abut to metastasize and kill you!
You should feel so lucky to be alive AND cancer free. Now thank the doctor who saved you.
>>695860128
You lose the war
>>695860128
Severe self consciousness about penis size
>>695860128
you can't squat
>>695860128
Lose the ability to Slavsquat
Subtle control over others thoughts
>>695860266
You replace their thoughts with mental images of yourself fucking other guys
>>695860266
>having a big ass nose
>>695860266
Suicidal thoughts
Ability to go invisible
>>695852183
but only in a guy
>>695860415
Only to attractive members of the opposite sex
>>695860415
Have to be naked
>>695860415
Only in a mens changeroom
>>695854689
You have to use your hands and life the object
>>695860401
>>695860266
That's pretty good
>>695850170
lame
The power to make people reply to this post.
If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Snap my fingers and make a female cum, anytime anywhere
>>695860663
If you get even one reply, your mother dies in her sleep.
>>695860729
but females can't orgasm
>>695860729
Feminazis that claim rape everytime
>>695860235
>>695860240
hivemind
>>695860729
Only works on Trigglypuffs
>>695857330
if only social anxiety and depression were actually this easy
>>695860729
They grow a dick afterwards
Ability to manipulate anyone presenting a live broadcast on TV
Power: ability to manipulate fire in any way
>>695860944
They will say "Alex is a fucking nigger" before you begin manipulating
>>695861021
My mixtape
>>695860873
how is that a weakness
>>695860944
Thisnaction summons a camera from that feed, showing the same audience it is you doing it.
>>695860944
Only on the middle of the night jewelry live infomercials
>>695861021
Only able to control it with your penis
http://qb0.ru/21
>>695861021
Only a microscopic amount of fire
>>695859659
So no weakness for that?
ability to materialize anvils at any given spot in space
>>695861021
Only works if you're burning yourself
>>695861072
Futa > life
>>695861021
Every other human being manipulates water
>>695861140
anvils are made of styrofoam
>>695861140
They can only be created 2 feet above your head and fall rapidly
>>695861140
You pass out afterwards
>>695861140
55% chance it will fail and drop an anvil on you
>>695850170
youre retarded
>>695861240
>any spot
dumbo
>>695850092
youre op, and a faggot
>>695861111
Check'd and kek'd
Power: Process any amount of information of what I personally pick just by touching an object (books, computer or phone for internet, etc)
>>695861140
but you teleport beneath it
Can manipulate the size of any organic/inorganic object
Super power: ability to increase/decrease the length and girth of me cock at will. Imagine it.
>>695861140
you also teleport directly under every anvil immediately after placement and fall unconscious
>>695861385
You have to touch it with your dick
>>695857926
You can only communicate in memes
Ability to take LSD without comeup anxiety and jaw clenching
>>695861426
Remains flaccid
>>695861426
Only works if it's inside a man's ass
>>695861385
but you have alzheimer
>>695861469
Explosive diarrhea instead
>>695861385
But you're blind,deaf and mute.
>>695861469
vomit once every minute
>>695861469
only when it's fake lsd
>>695861385
You can only have a certain amount of information at a time a la Johnny Mnemonic. Too much info and your brain melts
Ability to be best at any vidya
HELLO
>>695850171
The super power works only if the supèrvillain admits they have a mental illness; you also inherit it
>>695861566
have no hands
>>695861593
Has to say goodbye
>>695861593
Have to use dick
>>695858527
Other people decide what you shape-shift into
>>695861426
Your ability to get hard is inversely proportional to your dick size
>>695861566
only with cheats
The power to roll trips whenever I want
>>695861664
but no one checks them
>>695861664
Only when posting nudes of yourself
>>695861400
only works after inserting said object into anus
>>695861385
You process one word per hour
>>695861664
It only works for the person replying to you
>>695861566
Deep, irresistible need to fap to MLP porn after every win
Physical contact with anyone makes them pass out
>>695858181
>in soviet russia, tracks cross you
A guy that can remember the last five seconds
power to get 888 on any post I make
Power: Can communicate telepathically with anyone
>>695861664
Have to be sucking dick to work
>>695861889
Damn m'dude.
>>695857633
Already am
Can fly unaided
>>695861889
People laugh at you and call you a faggot if you get 889
>>695861942
Have AIDS
>>695861942
Has to be jerking off to stay in the air
>>695861899
you lose your power if you get a reply with trips
>>695862000
Marvelous
>>695861942
1 inch from the floor, at 2 miles per hour
>>695861875
Deep and irresistible urge to confess to rapes you didn't commit after each use
>>695861875
but you can't get hard while the person is passed out
>>695861889
Wow so lucky and unlucky at the same time
>>695861942
Can only fly into buildings.
>>695861566
Be a gamer
Power: can have consensual sex with any women that I pick, and know if she has STDs
>>695861889
only when replying to someone
>>695862000
Holy shit
power: can cause explosions up to 50m away
>>695862167
after having sex
>>695860729
They instantly hate you for the next 24 hours
>>695862179
Only if it's a relatives house
>>695862179
only when you're the only one it can damage
>>695862167
You can only chose ladyboys.
>>695862179
Only inside airports
>>695862167
she kills herself afterwards
>>695862167
but they still claim it's rape
>Power of God status. I can create/destroy/forever live.
>>695861140
You get sued everytime an anvil spawned by you hurts someone
Power: have sex with every person I want
power to cum instantly at will
>>695862366
You have to be a baby squirrel
My semen can teleport into whomever I want
>>695862366
but kratos is real
>>695862366
Only the life of ants
>>695862379
Dick grows smaller permanently
>>695862379
Only if your mom and dad are watching
>>695862379
Dick falls off after
>>695862450
Like yours the best
>>695862366
Zeus rapes your family
>>695862379
completely involuntary
>>695862447
only when getting kicked in your balls
>>695862374
Every one of them has AIDS
>>695862179
Only if you praise Allah as your god and savior
>>695862366
Stuck in 8th grade forever
seriously, you might as well have been RPing some edgy fight sequence.
>*teleports behind u* *killz u* *u can't revive*
>>695857992
>superpower
>overestimate your human brain
pick one, faggot
Can see in any EM wavelength, like the predator.
immune to everything which affects you in a negative way
ability to run 4k on consoles
Ability to make America great again
>>695862681
heart stops beating while active
Power: Doesn't have to reply to mom dying posts and my mom won't die
>>695862748
but mexico won't pay
>>695862744
No wifi
>>695862748
Has to be a feminist
>>695862758
every other relative dies instead
>>695862748
Your daughter fucks a jew
>>695862366
But nobody believes in you, not even your dad
>>695862176
fine by me
>>695862744
that's a weakness by itself
>>695862447
Have to pay child support on all the kids
Ability to jump between dimensions at my leisure
>>695863026
Teleportation
>>695863031
the only other dimension is hell
>>695863113
only when you're falling off a cliff
>>695863140
>dimensions
>plural
Beep Boop try again
>>695856000
You still feel hungry and thirsty
>>695863225
so?
you can only jump between hell and this dimension
>>695863185
Does the velocity stay with you after the teleport?
power to move the earth
>>695863310
>Implying our current dimension isn't hell
>>695863453
edgy
>>695863448
Have to spin dick to use power