POST YOUR SECRETS
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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POST YOUR SECRETS
>>695846544
my bad, sry!
>>695846456
I am living illegally
LOL
dont be shy
very happily married and in love.
still fap to traps alone.
Im homeless and use it as an excuse to myself to take a longer lunch break at work..also may kill myself soon
>>695847811
where r you working?
I told my gf that I dont watch porn anymore, but
don't look away when I see it on here. One of the
reasons I come here. I love her and only really fap
to her (only on rare occasions do I not) but yeah
I use a password stealer on everybody. I know every accounts of my GF and everything she tell to her friends on Facebook.
i lie to people at uni pretending i have friends and do things outside of classes but really i stay in my room, and the only people i talk to are on 4chan
>>695848162
what are some of her secrets?
>>695848232
human interaction in reality is way over rated
>>695846456
i watched my little brother masturbate
I once tricked every single one of my female friends in college into letting me give them "Full" body massages. Told them I was in a massage therapy course and needed to practice. Never fucked them but God did beat my dick to them later!
>>695848288
She love BDSM... It make me vomit
>>695848435
nice, how old? I have 3 brothers,1 older 2 younger, saw them fap quite a few times. Even kinda taught the younger 2
I made myself a foot slave of a girl i know
>>695848493
how did steal here password?
>>695849089
Search password stealer on Google, run the stealer.bat and you have all in 10 seconds (wifi passwords too) but be care about viruses
I fapped to the sound of my auntie taking a shit once.
spy cammed wife. shared with friend. want him to ask to see moar.
>>695846456
I'm into scat, cp, traps, cuckold, penis torture, feet, rape and chubbys
>>695849303
run it on their PC you mean? how tf would you do that
I'm dead inside
>>695846456
While my husband is out working, I'm posting lots of nudes everywhere and dancing to the cam. I feeel shogood!
>>695849810
post tits
When I was 16 I was left babysitting the 10 y/o girl of one of my parent's friends
They were going to be out for a long time, I don't quite remember what and why but the I think they were going out drinking or going to a party with their friends. So I was going to be left with the annoying 10 y/o bitch from 9pm to 5am. The bitch was getting on my nerves the entire time I was there. Around 3am I was in the living room texting and watching a movie, and I get the sudden urge to jerk off. So I go to the bathroom to blow off steam but I see her sleeping on her stomach, and for some reason I get the dumbest idea ever. So I walk over to her, pull her pants down and look at her ass and pussy as I jerked off. I felt her up as I did so. When I was going to cum I quickly graphics my dick and put it in her pussy and I came a shit ton of cum in her
>>695849894
(. )( .)
Have my titus
>>695849937
quickly grabbed my dick*
>>695850051
wow so lewd
https://youtu.be/CJseDr1p_2s
Basically it
>>695849661
Yeah but it's easy, i know à little about antiviruses so i say, Hey do you want a free cracked antivirus ? They say yes for sure. I take pics on their laptop and i steal passwords. Easy work and little reward
>>695848089
You fap to your own gf? What the literal fuck?
I'm into scat, and slowly getting my girlfriend to give it a try. But she's 100% fine with shitting on me. She actually thinks it's kinda funny.
>>695846456
Im in love with a gay dude... hurts so much that I dont have a dick to shove in that white ass...Wish I were a man...
I told a woman to eat a fruit.
And if she did, surely she would be like God.
I watched her give it to the man, as she opened up her eyes.
I remember the man eating.
I promised them both they would not die.
And I watched as the man swallowed, what the woman had spit out, and I watched him open his eyes afterwards for the first time, to see the woman staring at him, with the most piercing stares and a the most chilling of grins.
And the man knew he was staring for the first time into the eyes of his God.
And he was no different now.
And they ran. And I watched them run.
Upright, hovering upon the ground.
The man blamed the woman, the woman blamed me, as I was eating from another tree, I felt myself descend to the ground.
I left children behind.
But I myself was caught up.
I met a couple of men on earth.
One upon a donkey, and the other upon a mountain. I never left heaven.
But I had brought a part of earth on up.
>>695849937
What happened after that? did she wake up or
i made this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>695850738
fuck off
>>695850738
Ask him out and use a strapon. see if he is into it
>takes karate
>Fucks up a lot
>Stops going
>16 year old cute girl tells me im her inspiration and hero
>Goes back to karate and she kisses me on the cheek twice a week, even when I mess up
>Is falling in love with girl
>Is 22
>>695850738
Where there's a will, there's a way.
Dream big, kid.
>>695850847
Hawt.
>>695850891
whys this?
>>695851020
I already suggested, but he wants to feel the warm cum dripping down his ass.. Ilm condemned to love and dont be loved...
>>695850842
She didn't wake up, brah
Just put the head in and jizzed. I was scared asf after that, I thought she was gonna get pregnant but thank fuck she didn't
I've gone to babysit her many other times and I've done other fucked up things too
>>695849937
That totally reminds me of the time I fucked Tinkerbell...
Lol. As if.
Because, as we all know, sleeping 10 year olds NEVER wake up due to a sudden cock in their pussy... Not to mention someone pulling down their pants.
(of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most... But, still a better romance than Twilight.)
>>695848089
Faps to person he can actually have sex with
>>695851327
You can get a strapon that cums. you gotta make fake cum for it, but it too is an option. I've seen them in lesbian videos before.
>>695851510
We go to different colleges. We only see each other on the weekends. We send nudes to each other to hold us over until the weekends. Then we fuck like crazy.
>>695851115
Kys pedo fuck
>>695851598
Oh my! Are you a genius, genius?
I've never seen this item. I shall look for it and try again with him! Thanks for the tipo! You're nice!
>>695852241
there is also lube that looks like cum. you can use that. https://bad-dragon.com/products/cumlube
>>695852241
Just ask him to give it a try. Tell him it doesn't have to be permanent if he doesn't like it, just take a leap of faith. Make him feel like the option is desirable but if he doesn't like it, he doesn't have to do it again. But you make it so damn good he'll love it
>>695851365
haha tell moar
>>695848089
You so beta its cringey, break up with your gf. You're in a long distance relationship in college, and she doesn't let you watch porn. Both of you have a decent amount of maturing to do, which will not happen while you are in this relationship.
>>695848162
script kiddie write your own shit faggot
When I'm alone, I sometimes cuppa fart in my hand & smell it like I'm inhaling a bunch of coke.
>>695853126
I lost all of my secrets. Can someone give me some new ones?
>>695852990
I couldn't break up with her though... We were friends for such a long time even before we were dating. She is really the only girl I could see my self with. Most other girls I've met are boring or I've seen problems with them that I'd hate. So yeah
>>695853126
Can I fart in your mouth?
>>695852842
As I kept going to babysit her we kinda grew closer together, it was kinda fun being around her. One night when I was babysitting I put my dick in her mouth and grabbed her ass. I used to love babysitting that bitch in the summer; when she slept she would were very loose shorts so it was easier to see her underdeveloped pussy
>>695853478
Jesus dude, I was exactly like you 3 years ago. Nothing I can say to you right now that would knock you out of it, I get that. Just from one bro to another, GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>695851464
>that pic
I like to dress up like a dog and have a guy come round to be my master. The outfit consists of a collar, tail, leather hood and other assorted kink gear. Occasionally I go out in public dressed like this when ordered to do so.
Also scat fetish.
>>695853720
On top of that, I can trust her. She is close to god (which I think is fine because I too am religious) and she feels the need to tell me even when she talks to another guy (we are both socially awkward messes). I do know other girls and shit, but I just don't see me getting wit them.
>>695848493
Send her my way, ill beat the fuck outta her for ya
I havent told my friends I walked off my job. That was 2 weeks ago.
>>695854347
If that is your biggest secret, my friend, you have a pretty nice life.
Where did you work? Why did you leave?
>>695854347
Why do you even need to tell them?
>>695854121
Fuck you, disgusting piece of shit
i fucked my dealer's gf. she came over after he beat her up during an argument
> be me
> have crush on college cheerleader
> invites me to her dorm
> go over she is dressed really sexy
> go to living room
> giant 6'5 nigger sitting on the couch
> she introduces Tyrone
> they start kissing
> to stunned to leave
> he starts pounding and stretching that pussy
> to beta to stop it
> clean him up after they're done just to taste her
> instant alpha status for me!
I promised not to say anything....
The person below me is a huge faggot that wears girls clothes and sucks nigger cock.
>>695854718
She wants it
>>695846456
not intrested in bitches but love to take their moneu
>>695854950
Dear god, wtf, why did you handle it like that
I work in a clinic. The locker rooms are in a really out of the way area. At night, I go into the female locker room, grab some of my coworkers' clothes, and jerk off with them. I got to cum into one of those tie on things that one of my coworkers' wears on her head. It's a spot just for putting her ponytail in.
And it felt great. I can't wait to see her wearing it. I'm about to cum in her socks and one of her nurse's shoes.
>>695846456
I stole a candy from a store twice when I was a kid.
>>695855403
moron. Cum can get tested for DNA
>>695855516
I twice stold a kid from a candy store
>>695855516
wow. savage af. I stole a few things when I was a kid and ended up feeling ultra guilty so I never messed with it again. never did tell anyone though
>>695855608
But your bitch ass can't, way to much semen in your rectum to tell one DNA from another
>>695848162
How did you install the stealer?
>>695848232
>Not considering us your friend.
why I have a faggot friend?
>>695846456
When I was 10 I almost commited suicide. My parents where very strict, I always escaped from them to my grandpa. Once I was ery sad and I wanted to jump out of the window. I almost did it, i wanted to do it, my grandpa saw me and he saved me from certain death.
We never talked about it again (thank god my parents would literally kill me) and I never tell this to anyone who is close to me.
>>695855608
It's not noticeable. I've been doing this for a while now. Some of the best orgasms I've ever gotten from just masturbating. I disn't actually start doing this until a few months after I got here. I also learned that shimming locks is s thing so I have even more options when it comes to soaking their clothes in my cum.
I appreciate your concern though. I've had some close calls here and there. Not been caught yet though.
>>695855891
You have to click on exe, then click on next next next.
>>695855516
I did the same with pens. Still don't know why.
>>695856084
You mean penis not pens
>>695856212
>stealing penis from a candy store
>>695846456
I don't feel anything so I have to fake emotions in front of people so I can manipulate them
>>695856331
Giggady
>Fingered a 12 year old who said she was 15
>I have stolen panties from my best friend, friends moms, friends 10 year old sister
>stole nudes from sisters phone
>came in my friends mom's work heals
>>695849937
>graphics my dick
I skipped work today cuz i did coke and beer last night, now I'm feeling like shit
>>695846456
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>695856351
Do you feel it when Tyrone is stretching your ass?
>>695846456
In high school, I gave a black guy head in my car. I later freaked out because I thought he would tell everyone and so I went and told the principal that he forced me to do it.
Lots of bullshit exploded. The blacks and whites all took sides, I had to go to a different school eventually. The guy went to juvenile corrections camp.
A few weeks after it happened, my bf told me he didnt believe me and he left me. I told all our mutual friends that he thought I was lying and most of them stopped hanging out with him. I later started seeing his ex-best friend.
I sometimes pee in the sink when I'm in a hurry. Much faster and more sanitizing since you get to wash your dick right away.
>>695846456
I've been raped, even though I'm filthy fucking rich I steal stuff from stores, I'm fucking stressed all the time and pretend not to be, for example. I think of every possible scenario that someone close to me can die and that stresses me out and that's why I don't want to have children, thinking of how my brothers and sisters can die is more than enough, I do not want to think about how my kid could die .
>>695851365
Tell us anon
>>695856575
Wait are you the bitch that got Tyrone locked up?
>>695856727
His name wasn't Tyrone.
>>695853531
Would have to be a pretty petite girl for me
>>695856545
nah, I'm to edgy for that
>>695853687
Holy did she ever seem to wake up?
How did you react
>>695856575
>>695854950
Kek... I think this might be the couple, one story from the guy, other from the girl
I'm 18 and today was the first time I've heard anyone (except parents and grandma) say "I love you" to me
>>695856844
>to
fuck you.
I was diagnosed with HIV several months ago and haven't told my family or friends. I am very much afraid they won't want to touch me or will be scared of me. I'm not a faggot, I got it from a woman. Need to take a cocktail of meds everyday to stop myself from ever progressing to AIDS. I'm only 20 so my life expectancy will likely only be 50-60 which really depresses me, plus the very low chance of ever finding a girlfriend.
was molested my my uncle and cousin when I was 7-9. but on this site, that's pretty much par for the course.
Been dating/fucking my cousin for three months now. No regrets.
>>695857034
Date a black man, they all got it
I just went to the dentist. Shit was painful but I'm glad I got it done.
>>695856928
No, that was the only black guy I ever messed with
>>695856575
Wow. you are a fucking piece of horse fucked shit.
>>695848089
My GF wishes I watched porn with her...but my tastes are a more tasteless for her.
>>695857191
kek, probably my only option
i have the secret to do this....STAND BACK!
>>695857238
Well I do regret it. I know it was a shitty deal.
>>695856575
Good. You deserved it all.
>>695856642
Im doin that, too
>>695856968
check em
>>695848493
Haha betafag can't take charge....you will never satisfy her.
>>695846456
My cousin has a crush on me and wants to fuck but she also wants some kind of relationship and i'm not down to that
>>695857034
Damn, that's tough anon. I have gotten an HIV scare more than one time before, although unlike you, I am very much a faggot.
>>695850051
I don't want to see his tits.
>>695847685
Pretty sure this is normal behavior for most married dudes.
>>695849810
Your the best
>>695850738
Why are you a dude with no penis?
>>695857617
>Your
and fuck you to.
>>695846456
I am incapable of love, I am The Antichrist, I have no conscience and feel no remorse for fucking people over and/or getting them killed simply so I can watch how they die.
>>695854779
LOL, prepare to die.
I know, right?
>>695857551
It's hard, the side effect to the HIV medication is horrible, its just to slow down the process of me getting full-blown AIDS one day, which is inevitable. I can't do anything to lower my immune system either like drinking, smoking, taking drugs etc.
>>695846456
I'm deliberately and anonymously making my ex fat.
Will tell more if you are interested.
>>695857145
Everyone on /b/ has been molested...thats why there are so much faggot
>>695857034
AIDS FAGGOT
>>695857866
Who cheated on who?
>>695858007
I'm not gay
>>695857034
What's it like?
>>695858194
Well anon, it's like having AIDS
>>695858231
kek
>>695858008
Well, she went SJW, then dumped me for a severely autistic manlet, then went gay and started writing publicly available essays on tumblr that said I was the reason for her depression, suicidal thoughts, and that I was the reason she chose to become fully lesbian rather than bi. I was the one who fucking spoke to her in the early hours of the morning begging her not to kill herself, telling her she had everything to live for, and yet now I am the cause of it all.
>>695858231
/thread
When I was around 14 years old I used to steal my Mum's dirty knickers from the laundry basket and nibble & suck on her crusty gusset while fapping until they were 'clean.' I'd cum in them and throw them back in the laundry.
Pic kinda related - not my Mum's.
>>695858231
kek'd
>>695858292
Well, have you considered having sex with her
Haven't told my friends my dad is an alcoholic and the majority of my brothers are drop kicks.
>>695857182
I really want to fuck my cousin. Best image to fap to.
I always wanted my girlfriend fuck another man. She said that is no one right know with who she can sleep with. Log into her Facebook and write a kiss emoticone to one of the mans who was crazy about her then remove the message. When she log he respond and after 2 hours of chatting he invited her to cameral party in her house. I let her to go there. All night she didnt pick up the phone and not text back any my message. In the morning i get simple text message "He fucked me just like you want :)". I take a car and I drove to this place and I was waiting for her. She go out from his house. She was totally destroyed. I mean her hair was used, make up was destroyed and it was easy to see that she was after fucking. She get into the car and start crying that she feels like whore. Drove her to my home and force her to suck my dick and tells me everything what happened. He fucked her in every possible positions, she was jumping on his cock, and she said his cock was a little bit bigger. Came a lot. It Really happens to me. Now im not with her but Sometimes i love to remeber this and fap.
Pic related: she is on the left with boy who fucked her. This photo was taken on this party.
>>695855991
I've tried to see if I could die so many times, just because I wanted to know if death was possible for me. It isn't only the good die young. Say your prayers to whatever God you pray to. There are many, not just one. Christian teachers are not to be trusted on any issue except common law tricks.
>>695858231
>>695858231
Legend
>>695858231
You will find a girl, there's a whole community of girls with the fetish of catching aids
>>695858292
My older bro went through some crazy shit like that.
She broke up with him and basically blamed him
for all the things wrong with her. She is a man
Hating lesbo now.
and hates to be called "sister" instead of "Sibling" by her sister. Apparently it's all my
bro's fault. yeah not really.
I nutted in My best friends gfs mouth at a party When everyone else was sleeping
>>695858566
Forgot to post the pic.
I'm a guy and I'm in love with my guy best friend, we fucked around before but it wasn't anything serious, just experimenting. BUT I've always had a thing for him and it's very perturbing because he's got such a terrible personality, a terrible personality I really like.
>>695846456
I regularly cheat on my GF.
>>695858566
Which photo, faggot?
>>695858633
Yeah i think they're called bugchasers
I am an 18 year old exhibitionist (and pedo) and flash my 13 year old neighbor many many times.
We finally had sex last week.
>>695858682
You neonazi kids seem to be having a nice party
>>695858732
Damn, I was thinking nigger lovers, but that works too
i liek 4chins and memes
>>695846456
I dip a can a day and i refuse to stop
>>695858705
Why would you do something like that?
That's such a horrid fucking thing to do to another
person.
>>695846456
I had sex with my high school art teacher's assistant. She was 26 and I was 16.
Frankly I don't feel even a tiny bit guilty or as if I was "abused". I had the good sense not to talk about it with anyone even though she took my virginity. Went on for several months and I fucking loved it.
i used console once...
I just turned 18 and im still a virgin and it's my last year of highschool what the fuck do i do all 3 years have been shit anons
>>695858566
Oddly enough, a similar thing happened to me. We both wanted this, we had rules, and she broke them all the first night. I expected her to have more composure, but she just but she just gave in to whatever he wanted. It was such a mixed bag....we both want to try again.
>>695858935
kek well they're basically the same thing
>>695857866
>>695858292
anyone else think this is absolutely disgusting you should become a hero op
>>695859122
Why is it so horrid? Is sex with one person the ultimate show of love and devotion.
>>695859166
Find yourself someone who is quiet an shy. I was in
the same position as you until I met her in Theater Club.
>>695859172
After all, how she introduce you this situation? What she told you about him etc? You got the message?
>>695859334
Yes and no. That's why people fucking hate being
cheated on. There are other ways to show love, but
reserving sex for your significant other shows trust
and love and devotion.
im in love with her... she doesnt know. i think she might stop making out with me if she knew. and she loves her boyfriend tho...
>>695846456
I have broadcasted few times in chaturbate.
>>695859660
What even is chaturbate
>>695859485
I was the one who introduced her to the situation...she married her highschool love and she had only known one guy until she divorcedoesn't and met me. She always wanted to be slutty, and I told her it was ok...plus I have done lots of weird things so...I wanted to share that. We found a guy on a dating site...they hit it off.
When i was 15, me and alot of family members where staying at a big cabin for easter. My cousins 7 y/o daughter is there - 8/10 cute, and had these really big lips and was always a little drooly.
Was taking a shower, and when i got out and dryed myself she was suddenly in the room.
She had been hiding as i showered and jumped out to play / "attack" me and outright hugged me so she smeared her drooly face, big lips and open mouth all over my dick. Didn't immediatlely stop her,
Got ROCK fucking hard, then covered up with a towel and shooed her out.
Haunts me to this day..
>>695859846
google it
>>695859519
I have had alot of relationships, i have learned that (for me) sex is important and everything else is important too, but you can't always find both perfectly. I haveven a health relationship with her and get my needs met.
>>695857312
Please fuck off and die until someone ruins your life the way you ruin others. I hate you.
>>695860088
Just at least tell her, jeez. Find an open relationship to be in. Just as long as she knows. There is a reason people hate getting cheated on. And you should tell your girl what is going on. It is the least you could do
>>695856575
tits or gtfo
>>695856575
Did you guys write letters to each other?
I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
>>695848089
I missed the last one if you posted before. You sound like my bf though.
>>695859166
>just turned 18
>virgin
so fucking what ? itll happen sooner or later. start worrying when you're like 24. but before that jfc stop bitching
>>695860576
Johnny?
once, I DL'd pics of my friends GF to my phone. Nothing special tho, just her in her panties. I wonder if he ever found out. We're still m8s to this day.
>>695846456
Fucked a trap that I met after getting lost. Ended up at a gay bar, honestly thought it was a girl, then in the car she says "so do yoy like surprises?" and put my hand on her dick. Didn't care at that point, still fucked.
Im 19 and i still eat my boogers. Im not even autistic.
>>695860833
I'd imagine a lot of guys are in the position I am in.
I love my girl and wouldn't ever cheat on her, but
sometimes I do enjoy looking at lesbians
having sex and I can't resist the urge to jerk it.
It doesn't happen often though
>>695861201
did you do the screwing or did you get screwed?
>>695860361
Its so easy to tell someone else to tank their relationship. Oh because you don't do blank....we need to call things off because I found some one to do blank.
>>695861458
you can compromise instead of cheat.
>>695861611
You watch too much TV...If you really love her you must sacrifice for her, maybe if she and you put less of an emphasis on "penis in vagina =love" cheating wouldn't be....well cheating.
>>695858682
Is that Jennifer Aniston?
>>695862009
Sex doesn't just equal love. It is sex plus those
other things that make it worth it.
When I was like 10 me and my 11 cousin was fucking in the playground she wanted to do it so I did it :)) Shes one year older than me.
>>695862485
I'm still not sure if she remember this I want to ask her but it might never happend idk I have some fucked up dreams but it was so real. HELP ME /B/
>>695856653
>>695849937
>"Scared as fuck"
>DOES IT AGAIN
>>695862638
Its better to let it go
>>695862485
Why the fuck has everyone on /b/ fucked their cousin? Also why do I have to be the hot cousin?
>>695862721
Yeah I think so aswell feels kinda weird to take it up 10 years later.
>>695862732
Idk she wanted to do it and I was a kid so I thought we were playing something ^^ If you're so hot then fuck someone of your cousins :)
>>695862271
Long story short....sex is important to me. I dont expect everyone to change to me or vice versa. But I dont put sex on a pedestal either....its just sex...its not writing someone out of your will or pawning their family jewelry
>>695862892
Nah m8 my only female cousin is becoming a landwhale
>>695861276
>>695848089
Fucking stupid little bitch, I watch porn with my wife and girlfriend at the same time you pussy.
>>695862732
Everyone gets molested by uncle at 11, everyone molestshould cousin, everyone suicidal and really gonna do it this time. All cancer, all faggots.
I am sexually attracted to penguins.
>>695854106
GTFO DUDE. Religious aswell can too be a problem unless you are as religious as her. You aren't, cuz you wouldnt have stated that you are?
I knew my neighbour died of a herion overdose but didnt tell anyone on purpose. they found him 3 months later
>>695863326
How did you know?
Im gonna go meet this girl ive been talking to online for a while tomorrow. We reall like eachother but im so fucking nervous. Not really a secret i just wanted to say it
>>695863614
she is more scared than you are. She probably thinks her chances of getting raped and having her body dumped in the middle of nowhere are at least 50/50
nailing my ex. gf i'm living with doesn't know.
>>695864276
Thats hot....more details.
I cheat on my girlfriend often whenever possible despite the fact that we have a lot of three ways. She just bores the hell out of me and wants to get married. Ive cheated with whores and have had ongoing flings with girls in my life that actually stimulate me. Shes the type of girl thats a victim of everything. Always sick, chronic anxiety, etc pic related
>>695847811
take care
>>695864510
Any tips for cheating on a gf without getting caught? Where to pick up?
I was born with Spina Bifida and I'm too much of a pussy to tell anyone I know because I'm scared they'll just think I'm a disabled faggot
>>695864510
Why date her then?
>>695848232
why do you need to lie about that?
i tell people that i don't have a life. doesn't embarass me one bit.
>>695863297
dude shut the fuck up let him be with his girlfriend
>>695864657
Honestly....its tough. But you should be honest to the other girl. Alot of girls don't like to be the other girl...but alot do. If she knows she is the other girl, she will know not to message you or get you in trouble....tell her you need her and she completes you.
I eat my own cum... I love it... my gf doesnt know...
My girlfriend has had 14 guys before me and she's 21.
>>695864657
Its easy just say youre gonna hang out with some mates.. delete all messages.. the works..
Ive also been caught a couple times and have told her to her face that i did
>>695864688
Shes my best friend and i do love her but shes sexually boring.. says we can only fuck before she goes to bed or she feel too "drained" and shit like that. She was also raped by her dad abd if i left id feel shitty. I know thats dumb but just how i feel
>>695846456
I like to cum on my sisters, friends and family"s sextoys. And taste them, sniff them, etc.
>>695865102
My girlfriend has had 24 guys before me and she just turned 18
>>695865159
How do you cope with that? Are you afraid she's gonna cheat on you?
I'm surprisingly okay with that altough I'm a rather jealous person.
If I hadn't found her that early, my count would even be higher I guess...
>>695865102
>>695865159
Thats pretty hot, slut stories...
>>695865151
how did you find them? especially of friends and family?
does your sister know?
>>695846456
my secret is op is a faggot
>>695860254
jeez faggot calm the fuck down
my younger female cousin molested my dick when we were kids.
still jerk off to it.
>>695865321
Well she has been a slut, but now she's only my slut.
We fuck really often. She won't cheat on me, I'm sure of that. But she's going to want to be fucked and that's where I'm gonna play my role.
I fucked her 3 times. Not just once like everyone thinks .
>>695865131
I get that....if you are not gonna marry her you might want to reconsider...or use sex and an open marriage as a bargaining chip. It's one thing to cheat, but its not nice to string her along if she doesn't know the score.
>>695865491
Who?
I would probably cheat on my gf if a hot girl approached me.
>>695865297
Jealousy is insecurity....people cheat if they are trapped and can't communicateven their needs.....or they are hypersexual and can't control themselves. If that's the case....evaluate.
>>695854994
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, and we were fuck buddies over the next couple years
>>695863007
cringe
>>695864979
Who is that in the picture? Your girlfriend?... You?
>>695865656
That's for sure. But a little jealousy is pretty much normal.
I'm talking about the simple "I don't like my gf to hang out with her ex" thing. I wouldn't forbid it tho.
I don't even forbid her cheating, but if she does, I'm out.
>>695846456
we all poop in the shower, most of us could date 10s but we settled for 4-7s. We have had fked up dreams of incest and cp. We feel like we are special in a world where we mean nothing. We masturbate 2-12 times daily.
Looks like im late to the thread but here it goes I guess:
>be me
>work in lab for cancer research for a hospital i will not name
>we do mouse work at the lab I work at
>mice must be sedated in order to properly inject them with whatever we're working on in any given experiment
>sedative is actually a synthetic form of heroin that's mixed with ketamine
>decided fuck it
>brought some home one day and tried it
>did an IM injection since self-IV's are scary af
>more high than literally anything else i'd ever tried, as I smoked weed when i was younger
I'm not an addict, but every once in a while I'll take a half a bottle that's laying around and no one notices. Even at a high-end multibilliondollar hospital like the one im at, things arent as strict as you might think
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister. She's coming to my place in 10-15mins
>>695865492
Yeah i tried the open relationship thing but the first guy she hit up was an old high school gym teacher so i called it off. I dont like the idea of other dudes fucking my girl. We still have group sex often enough though.
I eat my own shit. I'm 100% not baiting, but every time when I was 7-8 I would taste my shit when I went to the bathroom. I now do it every time I use that toilet. I shit in my hand, take a small bit and flush the rest down. I don't know why but can't seem to stop.
Im on 4chan at a Con
>>695865912
Thats totally rational. And if she knows the score....that some dudes dick is worth losing her relationship. Itsunami flipped with my GF....I told her if she wants to see other guys....I want to see other girls. She is to jealous to open that door.
I masturbate to a mermaid sex story.
Every day.
At least, until the website it was on for shutdown.
I cucked a nigger a couple weeks ago, his gf snapped me and said i have a nice dick and said "lets fuck" cuz she was mad at him. Solid 7/10 too
>>695866749
was she a nigger, too?
>>695866341
Very hot....definitely like a trade. I dont mindonu who she fucks really...as long as he doesn't try to go behind my back and she doesn't lie about it. Plus I can have more freedom with the girls I want.
>>695854718
She's kinda asking for it dude.
>>695865350
I find them by simply looking into the house (bedroom) and laundry baskets. Most of them happened as I was somehow alone in their house. I do made and use copy of keys of sisters so I can go there if I want to. Some friends happened differently, some of them totally know about and leaves me an open door and toys on their ed so I cam cum on them. Some other have no fucking clue. I have a couple pairs of panties that I stole.
No my sisters don't know. I was easy when we were younger and lived at our parents house. One of my brother in law knows about one time because we arranged it together.
>>695854950
You have been CUCKOLDED!! Your so Beta
>>695857866
Anyone want moar about it?
>>695854994
You mean Blow you? Fag! GAAAAAYYyeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
>>695866921
Yes
When I was 10 I fucked and played with my older 13 year old cousin. She had huge boobs.
>kept wanting to pee
>didn't realize it was cum feeling
>>695867373
pics? how is it to fuck a nigger?
>>695856007
Your British and my new hero. Keep on cumming /b/ro
>>695867373
Sorry, I cant see an independent black womand choosing shriveled whitems weenies over superior black cock. She was mad alright....not right in the head .
>>695846456
I'm a straight man, but i secretly wear male clothing when no one can see... ties and boxers are my fetish... i feel like such a freak.
>>695846456
I fap in the shower sometimes
>>695864510
Whatever you do, do NOT marry her. It will get 100x worse
>>695866290
How old are you?
>>695867451
No pics, actually not too bad. Obviously theyre not all the same in bed but i think as a rule they all give good head.
I fucked a trap once.
>>695867583
Kek
>>695856575
Let the guilt wash over you like salt water in open festering wound. His life i ruined i hope you kill yourself.
>>695854718
It sounds like you have some shit to work through.
>>695857361
I just finished, clean dick ya'll.
>>695868078
old enough to know not to tell people how old i am.
>>695867960
Its tough, i have a GF who is gained 40 pounds in 5 years....I am starting to feel the same. I dont want to tell her loose weight or we break up.
>>695868284
im on it, too. making progress
>>695846456
I've never, NEVER, N-E-V-E-R uploaded any porn (or even slightly sexy) pic to 4chan.
>>695868284
That's exCtly what I did. Wife refused. I divorced her. Best decision I ever made.
>>695868241
So what will you say when people discover you're fucking a middle schooler? Because someone will find out. Kids have bit mouths.
>>695864719
>/thread/
>>695868345
That passes me off more than anything...she used to be pretty fucking hot....she dropped about a point and a half. No gym, no exercise, no dieting. She doesn't get why I want to fuck her friends.
I cheat on my girlfriend on a ridiculously consistent basis.
In the 2 years we've been together, I've probably fucked at least 20 other women, probably more. Some of them on a regular basis. My girlfriend is not the kind to ever check my phone/computer and we don't live together, so it's easy to get away with.
I don't even feel bad about it, and I do love her. But sex is unsatisfying and mostly I'm just a whore.
Here's the worst part. Early on I got chlamydia and gave it to her. Because it was early on I just told her I must have always had it and there were just no symptoms before. She bought that.
I'm a dick.
>>695849638
literally no joke kill yourself
>>695868284
>>695868345
Same ive been with her five years and shes been slowly letting herself go. She hates when i ask her to go on hikes and do anything physical. Ive also straight up tokd her she would be perfect if she dropped a couple pounds. She got gravely offended and now she wont let me hold her from the sides because it makes her feel "insecure"
>>695855608
but you also have to dna test the person who came, meaning you still have to figure out who came first (unless they're a fucking criminal)
>>695868628
Yea, its the worst storm of insecurityand laughing about it and pissed that I don't fuck her like I used too or want to marry her. It's superficial and petty...but at least try.
>>695869127
Tell that bitch to blast off now while you still have a chance. Do not marry a woman who was skinny just to land a hot guy. False advertising.
>>695868731
meh i dk, ill worry about that if the time comes. weve been fuck buddies for about 3months
>>695849444
Kek
>>695849937
>graphics my dick
Explains the speed
>>695869059
I did the same thing with HPV....she thought it was a parting gift from her ex....it was from me having unprotected sex with rando girls.
>>695858231
lmao
>>695869297
Man you better make sure there is no evidence. No texts, pictures, video, snapchats, or anyone sees you kissing/touching/fucking her.
>>695869427
thanks for the advice dr phil
>>695846456
Sometimes when I'm driving and there are no other cars around I don't signal before changing lanes.
>>695846456
I tore the "Do not remove this label" label off a mattress.
>>695869552
DR Phil?
You fucking fool, you deserve to get caught, which you will.
>>695846456
Sometimes when I'm watching a baseball game on TV and they play the national anthem I don't stand up.
>>695869127
I think part of equality is getting criticism. Guys fucking lay into each other. My boss rips everyone new assholes weekly for no reason. I sounderstand be able to tell a girl whose BMI is overweight she is overweight. I told her to ask her doctor what he thought....she couldn't to appearantly prove a point to me?
>>695858368
why the fuck is there cum all over everything goddamn it you fucking niggers need to stop there's no safe place anymore
>>695846456
I often claim to have an I.Q. of 154, but it's really just 144.
>>695857034
anon, your life expectancy is normal, fuck all happens if you take your pill. i have been positive for 3 years . i caught this from banging 100s if not 1000s of girls in thailand over the course of 4 years. if it was a choice between swallowing a tablet for the next 50 or more years and being a virgin neckbeard id stick to swallowing a pill a day.
>>695856575
Why did you give the monkey head?
