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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Claimu
>me on the left
Im back from my fap
It was nice
Now i got blueberry oatmeal
Claiming, this is pretty cool! :D
Am i the only who showers after a fap?
>>695835889
Is this... an edit forcing Mario to say Nico Nico Nii?
I don't know if i should laugh or scream..
Sleepy Nico claimed..
>>695836131
Yes
I claim asuna. Lol deal
>>695835901
Claiming
>>695835901
still watching Stranger Things.
scary.
my baby
>>695835784
Maki'll be a long for a ride alright :^)
>Tired and at work
Emi, just shoot me now.
Good morning /waifu/.
Krulcifer claimed. No fap edition (88 days left)
o:
>>695836166
>sleepy nico
too cute!
>>695836173
Isn't that the girl the Asuka anon brought up?
>>695836251
no fap o:
i can relieve you o;
>cutest waifu claimed
>>695836170
I just feel gross if i don't.
Claimed, no trollerino
>>695836253
discount konata :o
roll
>>695835529
Ha, good to know. Thanks, it's the same way. Sounds like it's time to sleep then.
>>695835557
Ahem, how about worker.
>You have a point there :^)
>>695835784
Now this one sounds better than the last. Great vocals. Would like to hear them if ya do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QSYldnQ5f8
>when she sees your dick
>>695836315
No need to. I hope it'll take me in the right direction.
>>695836440
Who is that? What happened to her face? ;-;
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
I don't think anyone thinks about himself as an elite.
>mizore claimed
2nd time tonight
Just woke up
Tats claimed
Faggots
>>695834949
There's fruit up there. Eat it, permanently lose some health
or maybe it was stamina.. but yeah. Nothing special
>>695836509
I think so too.. sorry i gotta fall asleep on ya.. i'll talk to you tomorrow though, okay?
>>695836281
n_n I'm glad you find me so cute I try my best at it.
I'm headed to bed now, I'll see y'all later.
>>695836578
elitist confirmed
>>695836236
let's make a deal. you shoot me first and then I'll shoot you
>>695836509
IT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR
>this is going to bug me for awhile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtZJiQSmJ9g
![Kirino [117].png](https://i.imgur.com/s0QDVAm.png "Kirino [117].png")
Hi
>>695836380
those toothpick legs though man
>>695835736
Nice. I wouldn't want you lazing around, you know?
I've been told that a good amount of times before.
I'd say there's not much I can do about it, I spend how little free time I've got mainly on sleeping, so.
So I had assumed. Let's just hope "a while" doesn't mean pulling off an all-nighter. I'd stay around for longer, but it's already 5 AM.
I promised to myself that I wouldn't stay up past 3 AM, and here I am.
I'll go to bed after this, my apologies.
>Heh, thats a good thing, isn't it.
It's great, actually. We never don't really share music that often.
>cute stuff.
Hitting me on my weak spot...
Enjoy dinner, if you're not already done with it, please.
Try to have a good day for me, will you.
>>695836578
Maybe you do, Chen.
Maybe everyone in here does.
Isn't that the true meaning of Halloween after all?
>>695836770
See what I mean?
>>695836749
>i try my best
i figured it just came natural to you! goodnight, have a good rest
>>695836566
That's Hanako, and a majority of her right side is covered on burn scars as a result of an accident that killed her parents.
Fastest waifu on no legs claim
if someone has any sleepy mizore pics i would
>>695836509
Just a lowly servant, gotcha. In that case, where's your uniform, maid? :^)
>>695836749
Night Nico.
>>695836804
Hmmm... waaaait a minute, I see what you're trying to do! You're trying to Jew me out of bullets!
>>695836697
If i'm bi does that make me a half faggot?
>>695836681
You the one from yesterday?
>>695837016
There's my cutie
How was your day?
>>695837107
yes. but you are cool faggot
>>695836871
bye
>>695837107
huh. i guess it does.
>>695837263
That's good to know.
>>695837016
>You're trying to Jew me out of bullets!
SHIT I've been had!
>>695837107
Yes, I am the one with the otaku girlfriend
Every elitist here can go fuck themselves because the elitist of the elite is here.
Me
Now show me some tits
My waifu <3 <3
![Kirino x Ruri [5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zQf8Ov0.jpg "Kirino x Ruri [5].jpg")
>>695836930
I never laze around
>I swear
Sleeping is good though, can't get enough of it, and make sure you try to get as much as you can..
>Let's just hope "a while" doesn't mean pulling off an all-nighter
Ah, maybe not. I might go shooting tomorrow, I haven't done it for months, because I've basically been working, and well, been spending my time on someone more important.
>
We haven't shared music really, have we, maybe only a couple songs, but I'd like to do it more.
>Hitting me on my weak spot...
Can't handle the truth?
I did enjoy it, thank you, just some pasta.
Thank you, again, I'll try to have a good night, and a good day tomorrow. Same to you too.
I hope we talk tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9b30XSteDA
>>695837532
>
>>695837564
Do it.Join your waifu
At drunken Pathfinder night. Fun times will be had.
>>695837532
>>695837532
Fuck off, faggot
>>695837532
heres some lewd
>>695837677
Thanks Jenny
>>695837231
Not cute!
And it was unbearably hot. 99.9F in my room for a good few hours.
>I have the pictures to prove that
>>695837477
You can't ruse me, Emi! I didn't even buy tickets for that kinda Cruise!
>Dry lips
>Picking at them like an idiot
>Now bleeding
>Won't stop
I'm an idiot, I knew this would happen, yet I did it anyways.
>>695837532
I realize that most of you have ether forgotten what /waifu/ is or are simply newfags who don't know.
/waifu/ is not where we make posts talking about our personal lives and our problems...we're not your fucking livejournal
/waifu/ is not some place where we giggle at memes....we're not fucking YTMND
/waifu/ is not some place where we make confessions we're not fucking grouphug
/waifu/ is not some place where we find pictures on other websites and post them here ...we're not fucking ebaumsworld
/waifu/ is not some site where we go to jerk off to hentai pics....we're not fucking aerisdies
/waifu/ is not some place that you go to, to get someone to hack your girlfriend's e-mail account because shes cheating on you for the 15th time...we're not your fucking personal army
/waifu/ is not some place you go to ask for help with a personal problem, we're not your fucking psychologist
/waifu/ isn't some place you go to trash talk other people you'll never meet simply because its an anonymous board with "no rules" and you can get away with it with out any repercussion...we're not a fucking group of internet tough guys
/waifu/ is not NICE
so /waifu/....what IS /waifu/...i want to see how long it takes for someone to get it.
>>695837659
kek
Kamui kills all of your Waifus, faggots
Kamui is the ultimate waifu
>>695837653
>>695837677
Thx guys <3 ill be leaving this world as soon as i have gotten the ropes fixed. I can feel Azunyan's love streaming out from the ropes.
>>695836166
>>695836377
>>695836566
>>695836733
>>695837466
>>695837477
>>695837500
>>695837677
>>695837744
>>695837955
Lot of dubs goin on here
>>695837744
I still have some beer left
Thank you for the lewds, ladies(guys)/faggots?
w/e it's all good
>>695837980
fuck dude i can relate. last summer here in az was shit. it was even shittier when the fuckin ac broke.
>>695838121
>this is straightup advertising for spiderman
>>695838171
>erp
>>695836749
Nothing worth apologizing for. Yep, looking forward to it. Sleep well.
>>695836804
Heh, good luck with that man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AILsB9G8qEw
>>695837016
I won't be serving the people like that! Unless I have to work one of the stands. Not applying for that spot.
>>695838192
FE Waifus are for peasant scum
>>695838121
/waifu/ is what whatever /waifu/ wants it to be
Shit changes, bruh. I'm sorry your safe space has been penetrated, violated and defaced, but... it's fucking 4chan and we dont really care what you think.
>>695837955
kek
>>695838194
Glue your hands to your head and use piano wire. It'll loo like you pulled your head off
>>695838379
look up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No! It's the joke flying over your head.
>>695838379
>falling for a copypasta
Wew there newfag
>>695838194
fucking livestream that shit
>no mobile fags allowed
https://skippers-bin.com/HowTheProsSmokeWeed/
>>695838613
Back to point out that you're waifu the shittest.
>>695837980
I've chewed the shit out of the inside of my mouth so much it doesn't hurt anymore
>hasn't hurt for years
I can never stop. How's work? you working night shift?
>>695838310
Oh shit I love Of Monsters and Men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eUkSTnUK_T0#t=105
>>695838613
>>>/global/rules/2
>>695838697
>>695836302
>Isn't that the girl the Asuka anon brought up?
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about anon
>>695838931
>>695838697
Take that back shitlord
>>695838542
>>695838545
Woah, woah wait now
Hold on there
Wait a second
Pause it
In case you didn't fucking know already, I'm the oldest of old fags and elitist of elite. You fucking come at me like that? I will send all of 4chan down on your ass you will regret messing with me moran
MODS
MODS
MODS
>>695838285
>AC
If only mine worked to any extent other than a glorified fan. Granted, it's not the ACs fault. Just the fact that the garage is shitty as fuck, so it can't really do its job properly.
>>695838310
Awww, Maki won't be "serving" me then? :^)
>Worst festival, can't even be served by Maki
>>695838712
Oh, it doesn't hurt. It's just a vicious cycle for me.
>Pick at dry lips
>Go till it bleeds
>Scabs back over
>Pick at scab
>Bleeds again
>Repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFjmwL8S7G0
>>695839120
lmao I like that one
rory claimed
>>695838712
They're amazing. That wasn't something I'd usually be in to but it sounded great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNL41HVxlng
>>695839192
Nope! Looks like you're gonna have to "self-serve" :^)
Eco is mine
Claiming Holo
>>695837980
You are the cutest
>>695839192
shit dude that's awful, how hot does it get where you are
>>695839532
ITS KORBO YOU SHITLORD
>>695839280
I'm a fan of a lot of things. Shitposting is one of them
You should appreciate that. Or maybe you would rather come to fucking 4chan and expect common decency, quality and rationale. That's a ripe one.
It's cute, though...
>>695839666
Fuck off satan
>>695839532
Its holo you heretic
>>695839666
Please commit sudoku
Saber claim
>>695839773
Hey Horo
>>695839450
Where do I make complaints to management? :^)
>>695839498
I remember watching, like, 2 episodes of this... I think. Maybe it was a bit more, actually...
>>695839585
Nuh uh.
>>695839591
Well, yesterday it was 99.9F while the outside was supposedly 86F. Today it's supposed to be 99F outside, so easily over 100F.
>>695839773
no you poland
>>695839831
no you you shitlord its korbo
>>695839192
I have the habit of, whenever my lips get dry, I stretch them out and it splits down the middle then I sit there for like 4 days and fuck with it while it heals
>>695839450
I'm trying to gauge what you'd like. This songs reminds me ALOT of Faunts. Can't find the song with the same type of vocals but it's somewhere in the albums. Here's my favorite. Two of their songs were used in the endings for Mass Effect 2 and 3, M4 Part 2 and Das Malefitz respectively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm7MhmDXKS8
>>695839834
>Not claiming best girl instead
Step up your game, fam
>>695840428
Fuck off
>>695839872
You have to make an appointment first :^)
>>695839985
Eh just throw anything my way, everything is worth a shot. Huh, seems like everything is similar between are taste then haha.
>M4 Part 2
Gave that a quick listen and I instantly saw ME2 before me. Good memories man The other one wasn't as strong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OGw6SwDveQ
>>695840428
>Implying I would claim the old man pleaser
Nah you should step up yours
>>695839985
Why must dry lips be so pleasing to mess with?
>KAT is now kill
>PirateBay is still pretty shitty
Truly the end times are near.
>>695840643
Oh, so now you're a nurse? Are you gunna give me a shot? ;^)
>>695839834
Hello.
>>695839935
no you nessie
>>695840745
>implying you didn't used to claim the old man pleaser but switched because of being bullied
![Kirino [215].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AcmT2ay.jpg "Kirino [215].jpg")
>>695839736
>90.965 quintillion cookies
What are you?
Casual?
>>695839379
I already claimed her. Not even trips to steal.
>>695841102
Lelei > Rory
>>695841080
>Implying why I switched
Saber is just a better girl than Tohsaka. I had a change of heart.
>>695839985
Scratch that. I was wrong, it wasn't ME2. It was the first one.
alright this time i'm actually leaving for the night. see ya guys
>>695841266
You switched because people called you an old man pleaser
>>695841454
No tsunderes just aren't my thing
>>695841541
Holy shit are you a faggot?
>>695840643
Lol I'm trying my best not linking the usual stuff I listen to. I just hope you'll like anything I throw at you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF78BCfRG9I
>>695840792
I got my demonoid account
>too bad it's invite only
Also yify torrents is still up, unless it's a snapchat. also it's only for movies
>>695841625
If by faggot you mean heretic then yes. Your point?
>>695841205
>Inb4 Rory shuts you down
>>695841839
Tsundere = best dere
Besides your waifu which one do you want to fuck most.
>>695841963
>not kuudere
>>695840503
>>695840792
A receptionist seemed more applicable kek. Just what kind of festival do you think this is :^).
>>695841715
You too huh? Ha, had to tone down on the rap. So far everything has been enjoyable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckCsw_JyJI
>>695835901
>no oversexualized content
Great, now how will I post Nonon and abide by the rules?
>>695841715
Oh well, I'll figure out someway to get my music...
>Not like i find stuff that often that I want to get.
>>695842285
Oh, so you're gunna be the one receiving? :^)
>I dunno, some carnival?
>>695842298
Nonon a shit anyways
>>695842521
Fuck you, Nonon a best girl.
>>695842521
This tbh
>>695842617
Guts best girl
>>695842635
So is nui
Tbh mrs mankanshoku is best girl
>>695842684
Sad to see there isn't a cure for your shit taste.
>>695841099
Nah, I only started about a week about. Fifth ascension, no wiki. Just ascended about 4 hours ago and have 3.15 sex total so far.
so.. i guess actually w/e. I just set an autoclicker at night really an let it idle mostly
>>695842742
She betrayed her values at the sight of some more luxury.
>>695842635
She deserved to lose an eye for being so (cute).
>>695842684
Wat
>>695842830
Nui is literally the most seasonal waifu out there
>>695841541
>No tsunderes just aren't my thing
You must be really boring.
>>695842285
lmao I'm one the far opposite side, I have to tone down the metal. I'm hopping off, I'll leave you with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnrB1fMHLZc
>>695842519
something new will pop up eventually, or maybe TPB will get an overhaul
Goodnight everybody, Sleep well!
>>695843027
Quit posting my waifu
>>695843011
And you stopped trying.
>>695843037
Nighty night.
I honestly have no idea what most of this lingo means
Has the word elitist changed, actually?
Seasonal?
What is this waifuism I never read the book
>>695842996
The eyepatch only made her cuter
>>695843011
>Said the one with a waifu from OPM
If you can't fix your shit taste you best off killing yourself
>>695843167
Corpses dont count
>>695843037
It used to be good, I just think people stopped using it really. I dunno, I'll figure something out. Maybe just become a normie and buy my shit.
Night Emi.
>>695843243
Muh feels
>>695843167
She never really gets surely beaten by anyone does she? And never gets her comeuppance for what she did to Dr. Matoi.
>there will never be a Nonon or Nui figure for sale
>>695842519
Nope, I've had all of my shots :^)
>Pretty much, mainly looking to set up stands and tables like last time.
>>695843037
Yeah that's all the way across the pond heh. Hearing this and watching the sun rise was nice. Have a nice night mang, sleep well.
>>695843167
>>695843348
>toonami trash
>>695843354
>still not asking for it
>>695843456
Claimed
>>695843243
She lives on in my heart and my dreams.
>>695843354
Nope!
And about the figure, It's a painful feeling, the keychains aren't enough
>>695843497
Alright, the whole campaign about "still not asking for it" is like this
You may not be a whore, but you are wearing a whores uniform.
It's fucking confusing.
Genuinely curious to know if video game character can be considered a Waifu. Someone let me know. If so, i claim Tali. I was so in love with this chick.
>>695843530
Akame ga Kiru > Kill la Kill
>>695843584
I would think so
>>695843097
She's actually my waifu. I already claimed her, sorry.
>>695843426
You can't get this as a shot, only a suppository. ;^)
>Sounds like the church carnival that happens around October here. I remember one year we had the spinny ride, and I was on it for like, 17 times straight. I literally couldn't walk straight for days, and my stomach is feeling queasy just thinking about it.
>>695843584
You could claim a fucking pencil
No one actually cares, and if they do they're basement dwellers.
>Insult other waifu
I'm going to go watch the sun rise. Goodbye, for now.
>>695843686
I claimed her before you
>>695843676
Cool beans. So Sailor Moon? That's what does it for ya?
>>695843584
>>695843686
>>695843750
>>695843627
It's fine i suppose
>>695843530
Don't worry anon! I don't think she's dead, there's a small chance that she's alive.
>>695843497
>>695843575
Blame it on Shiro
>>695843821
nah nah i claimed mizore
>>695843872
I hope it wasn't just me hoping for her to make some sort of cameo in that one Luluco episode
>>695843847
lol.
>>695843910
Who is that? Why does she do it for you?
I can relate to her. Quiet, secluded, etc. And damn she cute. idk man that was my best explaination
>>695844029
25 episodes is not enough for me. I want for, I need more pink goodness. No figures, no chance for season 2 or a movie. Just keychains.
>>695844290
Sorry that was for
>>695844104
>>695844029
LWA series confirmed.
Based TRIGGER
>>695844290
That's cool man. I also want Samejima Mamimi... And the mom from A Christmas Story. I have always had a more than healthy thing for her.
>>695843859
KLK is ecchi
AGK is shounen
>>695844329
Maybe we could get a game of remake of some sort someday
>Nui
>>695844656
*Or
>>695844520
Nice. Yeah i always kinda had a thing for that chick. Even as a kid.
