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What are you guys smoking out of? And does your piece have a name? Need a name for my new piece here
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>>695798545
Trogdor the Burninator
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>>695798545
25 inch sheldon black
shes my baby
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if i get trips call it tyrones hairy wife-stealer. checkem boys
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>>695798955
fucking dubs ofc. get.
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Papers, zig-zag 1 1/2. I like to roll spliffs
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>>695798545
Ya'll I need help, I'm high and bored what do I do
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For those that don't want to smoke it for whatever reason... Goldmist and Bhang make THC, CBD & Combo Sublingual (under the tongue) sprays that kick ass. No taste, no smell, looks and tastes like a breath freshener spray.
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Name your bong The Incredible Cock or hulk idc
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My bong is also nameless. We're on mdma right now and will later hit the bong
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My bong, can't decide on a name yet, works like a charm, maintenance is a bitch tho
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>>695798545
haven't named my pipe. I'm THINKING maybe Wesley Pipes. Maybe.
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>>695801312
would love to hit that
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>>695801556
nice name i r8 8/8
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>>695801556
post pic of pipe
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>>695801312
Blue Cloud.
Because thats where Blue Dreams are held :)
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>>695801556
Real original bro
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>>695798545
name it cock since your always putting your mouth on it
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>>695801825
actually, i put food coloring in the water for the St-Jean-Baptiste, Quebec's national day, but i like the name
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Dropping a FAT duke right now.
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bowl of Gorilla Fuel in a little bit
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>>695798545
what does weed feel like?
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>>695802640
try it and find out fag
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>>695802640
bags of sand
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>>695798545
Saint green
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>>695802640
Calm
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>>695798545

Nothing because I haven't made a connect in my new city (and I'm poor)
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My little glass bowl. Nameless, because naming a piece of glass is retarded
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>>695798545

Blunts exclusively

>>Gaia
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>>695803915

I bet your fun at parties
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>>695804058

you're* sorry a bit tipsy
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Buttplug is a good universal name for a piece
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Got some shrooms for free. Is this enough to get me high? Should I smoke weed with it?

Also Canada money for reference
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>>695804524
Those aren't real shroom if they work they've added lsd to them
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>>695804524

idk eat them and find out.

I don't have a lot of experience in the matter but those don't look like any shrooms I've taken.

Also in my opinion weed is kinda mandatory for a shroom trip.
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>>695804809
Can you say with 100% certainty? They're still fresh because he harvested them today
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>>695804809

>>lsd

you wish. If they were gonna sell bunk shrooms laced with another hallucinogen, you better bet it'll be some RC.
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>>695804524

>>mostly stems

Fuck yeah man, you're gonna need weed.
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bought a quarter of middlefork, tested 30.6% according to the state of WA

https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/middlefork
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>>695805187
This is what they look like, grew them myself
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Chillum
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>>695805611
12 hours later
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>>695801556
what about Billy Bong Thornton?
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Reminder that marijuana causes serious brain damage.
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>>695805580

Man I wish I could hive a shit about strain, maybe when I move out west.

In the Lone Star State you rarely get a name, and when you do it's mostly bs.
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>>695805611
>>695805783

Golden Caps?
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-> Cumulus
Currently smoking the last of my keef and some old j roaches cause life is sad and I need to pick up
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>>695801312
god that looks fucking sick! how much was it?
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>>695805783
Well, as long as they aren't poisonous, I might as well try these out
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>>695805906
Golden teachers
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>>695805839

Reminder that sitting at a computer is extremely health negative.
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>>695798708
This, made another thread so you'd see it after 404.
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>>695805839

[citation needed]
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>>695805978
Nah there harmless looks like some sort of lbm
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>>695805988

Educate us shroom wizard

Tell us about your shrooms
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>>695805950
jesus that things crazy!
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>>695799770
>No taste
>Tastes like a freshener spray
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>>695806264
Well you can get a spore syringe on like for about 20 bucks, Google the rest it's easy as long as your patent
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>>695806470
god I'd love to grow my own, how much space do you need approx?
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OP
Calling all stoners, we should share our pot related stories! GO!!
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>>695806583
The first time I got high was with a my 63 year old hippie neighbour when I was 12
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>>695806583
>be me
>smoke pot
>get high
>eat snacks
that pretty much sums up my weed smoking experiences
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>>695806560
I bought a 5$ bin from Walmart
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>>695806019
It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

>>695806091
http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract;jsessionid=0CAEE9F9FCAA7773AAA8B3AB46C98D33.journals?aid=10186591&fileId=S0033291715002342
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Who wants OP to green text my hilarious headshop experience?
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>at friends house
>go outside to blaze
>bring a bottle of sourpuss
>only friends 3rd or 4th time smoking
>he inhales too much and gets really paranoid
>says I have to drink the rest of sourpuss
>I'm very high and drunk (I don't usually drink)
>hide bongs outside but decide to hide weed in house
>parents clean the house for the first time ever and find weed
>mfw I'm never allowed back
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Who the fuck names their pieces?
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>>695807665
Fucked up shit. I really sympathize for you, friend.
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>>695806583

>>be me
>>18yr old college freshman
>>drank a lot and benadryl tripped at 16 (I know, I'm retarded)
>>decide to try weed
>>let stoner friend lead the way (I had no concept of how much I should smoke)
>>hop in the car
>>smoke a joint
>>eat a cookie
>>smoke a joint
>>eat a cookie
>>smoke a joint
>>too high
>>like way too fucking high
>>talk about how I'm going to move to china and spread world peace through kung fu
>>get back to dorm
>>3 high and getting worse
>>get motion sickness from sitting down
>>close eyes
>>start hearing a 3-voiced dragon speak to me about the universe
>>imagine I'm riding on the dragons back through the milky way
>>puke all over the floor
>>call sisters ex to help clean me up (we were close)
>>finally get to bed

idk if it was laced or I actually just tripped off of weed but it's still my most extreme drug experience, and I've dropped some hella LSD
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>>695807145

>>It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

sums up why I still smoke/drink/sit
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>>695807822
thanks man! they're like super power christian and threatened to tell my like whole family about it (nobody knows I smoke) but luckily my friend talked them out of it
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>>695807475
Anyone?
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>>695808389
You never have to ask to post a story anon
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>>695808005
First time I smoked must've been .1 grams and I was stupid high.
Remember that it was your first time with the drug and you smoked a shit ton.
I also get the spins if I smoke like j's.
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>>695808389
go ahead
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>>695808555
nice trips and i was seeing if anyone was interested
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A silly suggestive looking water pipe my husband's uncle gave me.
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>>695807718
Right?
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Casper
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>>695808628

I think it was the edibles that did me in
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>>695809083
>>695807718
I don't know of anyone who doesn't
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>>695809336
ohhhh they were weed cookies.

Yeah man that's what fucking did it lol

Slow and steady for any first time trying a drug
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OP Headshop story
>be me
>be 14
>be pot noob who only smoked out of makeshift bongs
>hangout at friends house
>sneak out at 1am
>smoke out of makeshift bong
>plan to buy real bongs the next day
Do stupid shit while high at night, time lapse
>next morning
>go to town
>go to pot shop, dont have large inventory, leave
>go to another local headshop
>walk in
>browse, being chill while owner is busy with other clients
>go to counter
>ask to examine bong
>owner is old and super friendly
>he admits to being hippy and 50 year stoner
>jokes the whole time we're there
>asks us age after purchasing products
>say we be 15
>owner says too bad...i could have given you this
>pulls out joint
(pot isnt legal in my area even for adults and especially not minors)
>owner says oh well and slips it in our bag
>we go to a place to smoke from our new bongs
>get crazy high
>headshop owner is now our hero
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>>695809231
Nice color, very pretty
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>>695809854
Dude. That's awesome
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we need good/funny green text stoner stories
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>>695810114
you have no idea, i cant wait to go back! he even let us call water pipes bongs and he was just amazing dude, i have a man crush, no joke kek
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>>695809570

haha I learned after that.


Also learned to not trust that friend haha
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>>695809854

So many felonies, just so many
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>>695810724
i know, it was so cool man
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>>695798545
Maybe call it alien frost
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OPs only problem is that his dealer moved away and he has not many stoner friends and gets his weed from stealing from his sisters stash in the basement...
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>>695809854

How long ago was this?
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I'm actually pretty new to it.

I take it in addition to my antidepressants; it helps immensely.
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>>695811519
like tuesday kek
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>>be me
>>eighteen
>>depressed
>>underweight
>>insomniac
>>start smoking weed

a few years later

>>mentally stable
>>healthy weight
>>sleep great

I can say with 100% confidence that weed has saved my life.
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>>695805951
250$ CAD
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>>695812315
Never say "nope" to dope!
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im back /b/ros, had to slide thru to the plug and scoop some more sap
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>>695811652

way to admit you are underage.

I'm not gonna report you because it's a weed thread but you need to do 2 things for me:

1. stop admitting to being underage
2. stop saying kek after every sentence
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>>695812444
(nice trips) okay that's pretty good! I got mine for like $50 CAD off a friend haha. have you ever tried some BC kush?
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>>695806583
>be me
>smoke on my days off
>really good at vidya high
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>>695812893
my roommate's gf got some, holy shit it's nowhere near the shitty weed I usually get, so much keef
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>>695813031

I'm not sure if I'm better or my friends are worse.
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>>695813031
Vidya is wayy better stoned
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I would really like to get high and play some vidya or watch a couple of videos, but I'm afraid about my parents finding out. I love them too much to make them worry about something like this. If I had a way to smoke without drawing too much attention I would do it. It would certainly help with the insomnia
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>>695813327
yeah boy! where you from? you should drop by, especially Kelowna has really good kush( I live here) and it's pree cheap too!
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>>695813629
That'll be hard, I'm from northen Qc, I have to clue how she got such quality greens
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>>695798545
Just out of curiosity does anyone here know what a popper is?
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My friends and I just smoked out of a banana for the first time just to try it out with.
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>>695813833
aww damn man that sucks, well I'll take a rip for you tomorrow! and I hope you find somewhere to get some decent weed soon!
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yeoo name it the green reefer bruh
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>>695814343
yeh
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>>695814343
poppers are a tobacco weed mix
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>>695814528
I'll take a bong rip for you anon, thank you and godspeed
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a bong
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>>695814801
and I'll take a bong rip just for fun
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family pic.
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Cant decide a bong name so 420 or 69 decides
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>>695815087
can i come over? like now?
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>>695814801
thanks anon! I would tonight too I got paperwork I need to catch up on T_T
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>>695815225

unless you are OP we need a pic to name it
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>>695815353
sorry anon, i am op.. forgot to mention
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>>695798545

As yet unnamed bubbler on Arizer Air. I actually prefer the long glass stem with no bubbler, but this looks cooler.
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>>695798545
Only posers and narcs name their glass
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>>695814485
I wanna do that!
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a little smirnoff bottle with a plastic pen and a small ass lugnut on the end so the pen dont melt. all held together with a fuck load of tape. I call it. Baby bong
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>>695815669
69, you decide ops bong name
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>>695815929
Omg can I see?
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>>695815669
don't fuck this up
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>>695816149
ain't got a camera. Just picture this nasty ass looking homemade thing that looks like it could kill you.
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Can anyone recommend a good vaporizer? How easy is it to use ABV to make edibles? How much do I need?

Also, someone teach me to be super frugal with weed. I see people saving roaches and stuff, and smoking resin. What are all the possible ways to get the most out of a bag, and how do I do it?
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>>695815627
i know many people who name their pieces, just sarcastic funny names bro, chill
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>>695798545
Smoking out of nothing because i havent smoked weed in 99 days. 99 problems bein dry ain't one
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>>695816313
How in the fuck do you not have some sort of device with a camera in 2016
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>>695815669
Winrawr
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>>695816460
It's called being a poor fag
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>>695816068
Omg.... pressure's on......


It looks like a huge ass green beaker.... how about calling it The Chemist?
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>>695815087
Your collection is shit
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>>695816648
not a bad name...i like it
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>>695816648
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next 69 or 420 names my bong (op)
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>>695816648
Most bongs look like a beaker or flask, lol.
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>>695816749
Its ok, I know it was lame
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>>695817183
the Cuban Missile Program?
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I just ordered this beauty, /b/
Haven't named her yet, any ideas?
>9 honeycombs
>1 turbine
>22 inches high
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>>695798545
no names.
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>>695817405
its actually in the top 5 because i forgot my previous name ideas
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>>695817346
Mine looks like a cylinder with some phallic thing sticking out
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I mine the schlong bong; on account that it looks like a penis.
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What's the fanciest bong I can get for like $50-$80
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>>695798545
Grand Master Bong Soon Han
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his name is Carl
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>>695817532
Looks like it'd be a biiiiiitch to clean.
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>>695802908
Kek
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>>695818141
I figure I can get it pretty good with isopropyl
Sure there'll be a couple little chunks in it no matter how hard I clean but that doesn't really worry me too much
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>>695818383
Did you write that because you thought we wouldn't believe you had a pipe?
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>>695818383
Oooh me like
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>>695818869
Aww let him be, its cute
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>>695818869
no, that picture was originally posted in a thread from valentines day earlier this year, it's just the only picture i had of the pipe without having to drag it out and take another.
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>>695812315
how do you know the lack of calories wasnt limiting your brain function causing all your supposed problems? you could have just ate more and skipped the costly method of abusing cannabis.

some people really need the stuff, but when liars like you spread misinfo like that around it really hurts the movement.

fuckin posers
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>>695818869
winrawr, name my bong (op)
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>>695815087
i feel like u smoke meth based on ur collection
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>>695804524
If they don't bruise blue, they aren't psilocybin cubensis.
T. Mycologist
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>>695815334
if you bring fat slabs of medical shatter fersure

>>695816730
lets see yours then kiddo
>calls multi thousand dollar my collection shit
>probably owns one bong and one handpipe of mediocre quality
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>>695817711
Probably this fancy candy ass bong
Look at how special it is
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This is the story of the time I got caught

>be me 16
>me and my friends smoke every Friday before school (it was ight because we only had electives)
>get dumb high off some of the best I've had
>ayylmao.png
>go up to my room to hide the rest of the weed
I hid my weed in a jar that was airtight and hid it in a very hard to find place
>too high to do normal thing
>barely put lid on
>put it in first drawer I see
>come home to get weed to go to my other friends to smoke
>notice bag from old shit was missing
>must've thrown it away
>go over to friends
>wait till it starts to get dark
>"time to go guys"
>"hold on anon let us do one more round of zombies"
>not that big of a hurry so it's fine
>phone buzzes
>mom
>"anon get your shit and come outside I'm picking you up"
>uhoh.mp4
>go outside
>mom speeding down street
>she's pissed
>"what are you smoking anon"
>"on dat loud ma"

Later I found out she came home for a lunch break in the first time in 4 years, she found my weed and pipe, but still let me go to my friends. The zombie game saved me from being high and smelling like weed in front of my already pissed parents.
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>>695813612

name's Campfire Stories
wouldn't name it normally, but somehow it came up when I first got; it stuck
i usually use a brass on steel pipe with a screen
glass is expensive
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>>695814343
Casey? Ryan?
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>>695814343
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers
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>>695805611
Damn dude, how much does it cost for everything you need to grow shrooms? Lots of maintenance or nah?

If 69, name the bong Aurora Borealis.
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>>695819601
>Paying more monopoly money for pieces of glass means I have better taste
Eat shit lmao

Now, I don't recall saying that my collection is better than yours.
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>>695819241
Damn dude, let the guy smoke weed
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>>695819649
I like small bongs. Big ones are such a pain to handle and it's awkward to light them. Feel like I'm trying to suck my own dick or something.
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>>695819823
been waiting for someone to post this, ty
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Saw one of these all plastic bongs the other day in a smoke shop. They're made out of all silicone or some such shit, so they don't break if it gets dropped or whatever. Any of ya'll ever tried one? I imagine it's very different then hitting a glass piece.
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>>695820016
I mean how hard would it have been to Google bro, you that baked?
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what shall we named this one =D
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>>695820042
It's a good starting point. Also, it's most likely acrylic.
Get glass when you can.
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>>695820135
cock smoker
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>>695819873
>>695819601
>>695816730
godamn it you guys we had suck a nice thread why'd you have to ruin it with your negativity
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>>695819427
meth? nigga you must be trollin, its hash oil fucktard, i smoke and do psychedelics, every piece there is for oil besides the two handpipes and the little combo i made for a one hitter out of my salt bowl and rasta dome
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>>695820101
No -_-
>yes
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>>695820002
I would get a bubbler tbh
They're small, convenient, and fun to smoke out of, and you still get the water filtration
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>>695803608
This hits for you mate!
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I'm about to take a greyhound bus from the east coast to the west coast. How big of a deal do you guys think they will make out of dope? I mean I'm sure they don't search you but I plan to use the longer stops to go find a smoke spot. If I return to the bus smelling dank are they gonna say anything?
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>>695820324
What's a good website to order one from?
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>>695815929
My friend has basically that but out of a fireball bottle.
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>>695819686


>[side shot on my old lappy]
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>>695820395
Nah mate you're fine
Bring some spray if you're worried
>>695820468
grass city
dank stop
smoke cartel
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>>695820395
Bring some body spray and use mouthwash, dankness doesn't stick to your clothes. It's just stoner paranoia.
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>>695820395
They have occasional quick sniffs from drug dogs at certain stops. It's very common for people to try and bring drugs across the country through grey hound. You'll probably be safe, but you could get fucked big time.
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>>695820515
>>695815929
how did you guys make a hole in the side?
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>>695819873
nigga i said family photo, fuck yourself, and calling my collection shit, when its nicer than anything youll ever have is a joke kiddo.
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>>695820468
brotherswithglass
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>>695820686
dremel with diamond coated bit man. aint you ever cut glass?
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>>695820827
nah it's been a priority tho
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>>695820670
I mean it's a two day trip, I'll only need to bring like an eight
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Yooo Ik this is a weed thread but help an anon out for the CULTURE!
Can someone tell me if this is acid or not. Either way I'm doing it tomorrow.
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>>695820713
dont pay too much attention to him, he just jealous of what you got. Btw cool pieces wish i could show mines
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>>695815353
Rolling for Gaia
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>>695798545
Only underage faggots name their pipes. Normal people just fucking smoke them.
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>>695798545
I smoke from joints. I always call them Jointy McJointFace
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>>695821024
thats not acid, do not take that anon!
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>>695821024
that's Nori

you making sushi brau
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>>695820921
Yeah, and get caught in the wrong state? Welcome to Thelongarmofthelawupyourassville.
Population you, and every other moron that thought he could get away with it.
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>>695821169
Hahaha oh well
Fuckn way she goes
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>>695798545
Little bubbler, I can't remember what I called it.
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>>695821024
if it has any taste its not acid, prob some research chem, it might make you trip tho, but not acid.

>>695821068
oh i dont care, in fact, imma take another fat dab and laugh him off
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>>695821024
I mean it looks like a blotter. If its bitter its nBOME, otherwise you'll probably trip unless you found that shit on the ground lmao.
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>>695821252
Lol, I guess so. In what state is a few grams even above a misdemeanor?
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>>695820713
(1) dude weed lmao rasta Jamaica bong
(5) weak meme $50 dab rigs, Starbucks seriously
(1) okay tier recycler rig
(1) handblown nicely designed artisan piece, priced at $9999 just because but not necessarily worth $9999
(1)shitty glass table with trash tier jack Daniels bandannas, you're supposed to wear those on your forehead you silly beaner
(1) potato camera
(0) other objects of any significance
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Remember Kids!

DON'T USE MY DRUGS
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>>695819241

Why so salty?

No one is saying weed cures anything, just that it helped a single person.

Depression, lack of appetite, and insomnia (and their catalysts) are often all wrapped up in each other and if you can find something that breaks it up, like weed making you hungry and tired, it's gonna influence all of it.

You should probably take another hit.
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How many 'flowers' are approximately 5 grams?

I'm about to make my first purchase (22, never smoked before) and don't want to get scammed (too hard)
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>>695802640
Completely debilitating.
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Should I spend the last bit of my cash on bud?
I doubt I'll be making any more any time soon, but fuck being dry sucks.
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>>695821439
Is nBOME unsafe?
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>>695821561
Less than this.

What are you paying?
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>>695821561
*nugs and about 40-55 in that region
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>>695821561
>2016
>buying from a dealer
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got a lil pipe, not much but the lil nig does his job.
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I get quarters of dank for 80$
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>>695821561

Too many factors to really say.


>>strain
>>age
>>indoor vs outdoor
>>etc.

Just remember if the grass is brown, turn it down. And If you are paying more than $15/g you are being ripped off (unless its very high quality).
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Name it "The Stupid Nigger"
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>>695821845
I get mine for $65 brah
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>>695821024
this looks like a piece of roof from a house roof
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>>695821690
You should never spend your last money on weed you degenerate faggot. Fix your priorities, Jesus.
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>>695821840
>most likely doesn't live in a legal state
>most people don't live in a legal area of the world
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>>695821457
i dont know man, i was just saying a bunch of shit to get you paranoid. so now every time you smoke up, youll be looking all over the place. people will think youre weird, and everyone will know youre high.

or some shit, i dont know. or maybe im lying about not knowing
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Fuck dude I had this beautiful black and gold bong with different Egyptian symbols and I called it Celephais, I miss it
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Where about are you, and how much $/g do you pay?

just on the edge of Border Land USA, about $12/g
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>>695822023
Yeah but that's really gay though.
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>>695821741
>>695821768
>>695821840
>>695821867
I'm a subhuman from south america (urgay lol) so I'm paying $12 (burgers) for 5 grams.

I have no fucking clue about the name or if it's an indoor or outdoor.

I'm also buying from a friend of a really friend, so I hope I won't be fucked too hard
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>>695822085
what happened anon?
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>>695822193
>really friend
really good friend*

fuck
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>>695822023
>Buying from dealer
>Not taxes
>No money going to the government
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>>695822193
12 dollars for 5 grams???
Seems a little too generous. It's probably shitty Thai weed or shake.
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>>695821495
i like how you try to belittle me

that tripod is an opal encrested temple to jah
the dabbuchinos are legit and go on, find me the lowest priced hitman dabbuchinos, and send me the links, the two of em are worth at least 1.5k together or so. both first run of the series.
have a dwreck/highrtech oil barrel, worth about 600
rocketship by mike D worth about 350
got the icee way back, before my heady collection really kicked off, and a meatwad rig by bob the glassblower, and the two recyclers are nothing special

i have a
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>>695822167
Midwest, $4/g for shit $10/g for decent
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>>695822360
You should calm down.
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>>695817711
Guess how much I paid for mine :D >>695817532
Also check'd
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>>695804524
Yeah, bro. Those don't look real.
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>>695822338
you have to take into account that the minimum monthly wage here is $322 burgers, and the average is $903, so the prices of drugs has match that

we also can grow our own
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>>695822338
>>695822193
yeah I was thinking that seems like a bit too much of a deal. I mean if it's only $15 then go ahead I suppose but maybe don't expect much of high
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>>695822212
Gravity and not as much arm room as I expected
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>>695822360
Okay I can respect that
You're just paying for brand names but whatever floats your boat
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>>695822777
Hmmmm... maybe you are right.
Just smoke it and find out, also nice trips.
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>>695822829
damn I'm sorry, got any pics? it sounds awesome!
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>iron_long.pig
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>>695807145
>http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract;jsessionid=0CAEE9F9FCAA7773AAA8B3AB46C98D33.journals?aid=10186591&fileId=S0033291715002342

LOL m8 you understand what you read or just link anything that is remotely alarming looking cause that is not something that supports youre claim of "serious brain injury".
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Feel my pain guys. Job said there was a drug test. No drug test and the guy says the department is applying to get drug testing for our job later. No date no nothing. Fucking sucks.
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>>695814343
poppers are amyl nitrate
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>>695823207
How do you know you're just not so brain damaged you can't even understand the fucking article?
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>>695821867
all the weed in mississippi i have ever found is 20/g and it blows dicks. even the bigger plugs are 20/g :(
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>>695823431
somebody was just saying that
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>>695822891
no, im paying for quality, try a chinese ripoff of a dabbuchino and youll see the difference, maybe you wont because you dont seem to understand i choose most of my pipes for their looks as well as function
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>paying 20/g for shit

awful
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>>695823659
What the fuck
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>>695823886
i mean the weed isn't bad that I pay 20/g for, i just meant the fact that i have to pay that much is ridiculous, being back in texas for summer is nice bc everyone i know is 10/g for the same if not better weed
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>>695823973
yea. it fucking sucks. im in texas for now because college is out still, so im getting 10/g and going to bring back probably like 2 ounces or so and sell it at mississippi prices. fuck those people
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> brother was a big stoner, showed me everything he knew
> one night rolling a blunt in the basement
> Get this funny feeling.
>"Hey man, let's put this off. Got a weird vibe"
>"nah it'll be good. Dad's asleep."
> sneak out of basement to this concrete patio next to our house.
> real nice spot, probably smoked a good 50g out there over the years.
> there is a path that leads around the front of the house but a hill on one side and trees on the other make it pretty safe
> halfway through this blunt and my father comes walking around this path
> all I notice is my brother saying "fuck"
> look up
> no shit this fucker was has a watering can
> he was watering plants at 11pm
>screams at bro to get his shit and leave
>"this is just fucking great"
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that's how I got caught the first time
Fucking watering shit at 11pm. Still don't get it

>
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THIS IS WHAT A POPPER IS

AMYL NITRATE
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I woke up hungover and wonder if I can smoke. Would it make the hangover better or worse?
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>>695824431
Smoking duds me the fuck out. If I don't drink water gives me headaches
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I've seen a lot of stories about people getting "too high" but I never have been myself. What's it like?

I mean, I've been lit out of my goddamn mind before but I'd say it was a positive experience every time. Me and two others smoked almost a whole quarter together and I felt great. How is there too much if that was fine?
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>>695824169
probably watering his weed -_-

>>695824431
so fucking basic
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>>695824588
The drops and spins fucking suck. Made me throw up and pass the fuck out.
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>>695798545
smoked out of an apple once... some how got me the highest I've ever been
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>>695824739
What did you do to get that high? Edibles? That's something I have yet to do because they seem like such a pain in the ass to make
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Anyone know why for some reason whenever I am high around my friends I feel like a "lower" person?
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>>695825089
what is that?
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>>695825282
looks like a booger
>not smoking your boogers
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>>695815488
i really like my air, but the draw resistance is a son of a bitch sometimes
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