Can we get a cringe/beta thread?
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Can we get a cringe/beta thread?
>>695782739
I cannot unsee this. It hurts to know that someone this.
>>695783026
People jack-off to this.
>>695783026
>it hurts to know that someone this
>someone this
>>695783292
fucking no
no
>>695783451
yucky
bringing out the big guns.
guess what? warediapers are now a thing.
an autistic black man playing mario 64 with the crawl button taped down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwtN_LhkAw
>>695781560
> kia f-150
Wat?
>>695784467
i cri evrytiem
>>695781560
this is pretty fucking funny. doubt he will get a date anytime soon.
>>695781560
this is fake as fuck
>>695784560
ugh i fucking hate people who talk like that
>>695781560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68
>>695784560
>Holy fucking shit dude
>>695785121
try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
>>695781724
this isn't a rekt thread you sick bastard. where are mods when you need them?
>>695785372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
thats cringe but watch this cringerer than both i think?
>>695784560
>holy fucking shit dude
my sides
>>695785553
is it wrong that i think this is really sweet? despite the obvious retardation
here is some pony-farting, enjoy.
>>695783030
fucking alpha pussy slayer
>>695782969
It's OK, it cancels out with all the times you were quiet when a woman made a sexist joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIgmk8mwPxk
>>695784467
this didnt make me cringe but it did bring a tear in my eye
>>695783222
chekd
>>695786234
this isn't cringe, it's just fucking stupid.
>>695784468
>>695781560
Clearly a joke. Funny, but not cringe.
>>695785553
This bitch should be killed. I have friends who laid down their life in kunar province Afghanistan just for me to be here today. They are selfless warriors.
>>695783292
Kekeke
This belongs in a gore thread
>>695785873
omg dancing. how cringey, someone interacting with a female about their age.
>>695786883
>laid down their life
>selfless worriors
>>695786883
I came here to laugh anon, I didn't wanna feel that feel
>>695783477
He left out a word. I'm sure you still get the point of his post.
>>695784467
not cringe
>>695786883
>selfless warriors
or thinking they'd get a good paycheck for killing "sandniggers" and come back alive, which they didn't
>>695787032
Yep, three of the finest marines I've ever known were killed on my first tour. You obviously have never been in the military and are upset when someone talks about the sacrifices we make.
>>695787391
The pay is shit, we do it because the average weebshit could never possibly defend themselves, let alone a country.
>>695787260
>not cringe
my sides
>>695784467
Not cringe, but fucking true
>>695787391
oh hey! i captured that pic. dope
>>695786185
Love this kind of shit
>>695784745
>you have not SEEN dapper
FUCKING KEK
>>695787458
>>695787656
lol aint nobody fighting "for our freedoms" nowadays. stop romanticising that shit. people join the military now for the benefits or because its their best option or because they naively think they can make a difference halfway across the world
>>695784467
;_;
>>695784560
this guy is literally so fucking funny. 10/10 would date
>>695787260
definitely cringe
>>695783451
god i love these threads. nothing scares me more than these creepy bastards
>>695786883
>triggered
>>695781560
>falling this hard for such an obvious false flag
>>695783451
looks like fucking m2k
>>695781560
some oc
>>695789100
summerfag detected
>>695789388
i dont understand
>>695789173
Holy shit I'm never going to unsee this
>>695783222
>>695783477
>>695784211
>>695784333
>>695785100
>>695785788
>>695786411
>>695786700
>>695788911
>>695789100
>>695789388
>>695789100
Double triggered!!!!!!!!!!!!222
>>695781724
You son of a bitch. Why the fuck did that upset me?
>>695789941
How's this summer working for ya?
>>695787391
>implying getting paid to kill sandniggers is a bad thing
>>695787656
Be defending the country if you were killing Muslims and blacks in the usa all the US army is doing atm is creating more problems.
>>695784467
idk what you guys are talking about this is cringy af. this is seriously gay as hell.
>>695784467
this is not cringe... this is beauty
>>695782739
>>695790564
>>695790701
>>695790745
this is where i draw the line between cringe and degeneracy
my god
>>695791584
of course, but this other douchebag >>695786883 was complaining about his american heroes also getting killed in the process. murder goes both way
>>695781560
obviously OP pic is trolling. post only real cringe please/thanks
Fuck sandniggers
USA USA
You're all Faggots
We're all Faggots
This is the internet grow up you fucks.
>>695787187
looks like he's having fun
>>695781560
>>695783030
That's not a bad line. He just needs to not look like a child.
>>695792812
Doesn't exclude him from being a cringefag
>>695784467
Are the people replying "not cringe" ironically or are they all just that retarded
>>695782739
I don't get it.
Is it people with foot fetishes or something?
>>695792864
do people actually think I'd take care of somebody else's kid when there's countless females IRL who don't have kids already?
>>695793509
Actually kinda hot. Still cringy though.
>>695783451
Bernie supporters, amirite?
>>695793509
It blows my mind that there was someone that, 9 years ago, took the time out of their day to draw this.
>>695787187
>NSLS
lmao,they spam literally everyone on campus. I already graduated but I still work at a uni (.edu e-mail) and I get their cancerous shit
>>695793823
Srsly dude?
>>695781724
Kill yourself.
>>695786965
IKR The bastard
>>695783222
kek'd and check'd
>>695783451
they kinda all look like aphex twin
>>695784648
>Empty Hero
>Autistic
You must be some rare sort of dumbass.
>>695794183
Dude did you even read my post? I said it was still fucking cringy
>>695793823
>>695791008
Oh fuck, I think i went to high school with this fuck
>>695793823
>>695783451
fucking cringed
>>695784652
props for tame impala lyrics, kewl guy
>>695795022
Did you know that mjonir(thors hammer) was forged in a neutron star and would weigh as much as a herd of 300 billion elephants if it were real
>>695795154
I can control what I cringe at, but I can't control my natural urges.
>>695794960
By that logic you said it was still fucking hot
>>695793116
You son of a bitch.
>>695795666
Satan?...is that you?
>>695791203
Lol that guys a beast
>>695787458
Yep, three of the finest memes I've ever known were killed on my first tour. You obviously have never been in the military and are upset when someone talks about the sacrifices we make.
>>695795666
>>695787458
I`ve been there. Didnt go because of some bullshit "freedom fighting". Only retards actually believes that. The real reason I went is because I wanted to kill someone and I had a death wish. Most of the guys in my company did it simply because it`s their fucking job
>>695790745
I like how this is being posted in a cringe thread and everyone's probably looking at it thinking something along the lines of "hurr fucking libertarian plebs", and yet we simultaneously worship a man who had been ejaculating into mason jars for many many years and proudly displaying said jars.
I'm not saying the man isn't a god, he is. And menstral blood and female mechanics in general is far grosser and inferior to the life giving miracle spread that is jizz.
But I just enjoy a good irony every now and then.
>>695796193
Dude has some kinda weird fungus growing on his neck. Should get that checked out.
>>695784467
>a single fucking tear
>>695793823
I, for one, would love a cockwaffle, without the furry shit
>>695794960
The fact that you find it hot at all is what's cringey, you fucking moron.
>>695781724
i once did that to a kid in kindergarten when my class was on an excursion. Kid cried his eyes out.
>>695781560
must find Milton
>>695796796
>all men are pigs
>>695796796
Muh dick!
>>695796671
FUCK ANON I JUST CUT MYSELF ON THAT EDGE! JESUS SHIT
Doing something for the lulz/because you're straight up basement-insane =/= doing something for tumblr cred and claiming you formed an emotional bond.
The double standard comes from us being fascinated by how gross the jizz jars were, the dedication necessary considering the fluid amounts involved, and the fact that we probably never fucking conceived of it before being confronted with it. In comparison, the menstrual blood shit is literal garbage, it can never serve a purpose like ejaculate so we only ever see it as garbage, it's composed of blood and dead chunks of genital flesh which triggers a morbid response, and it immediately conjures up images of crazy feminists using period blood as a statement. You couldn't manufacture anything more perfect for people to find disgusting.
>>695797257
>>695797251
>>695796796
I cringe at her but honestly I'm ashamed to admit I would definitely fuck her
>>695790759
>i didn't know you were didn't such things
>>695797257
DEGENERATE
You have the audacity to come to me for help, anon?
>>695797257
That shirtless blonde twink is cute
>>695784467
when b is your life you sould ask questions about yourself
>>695797257
Would watch the inevitable gangbang/10
>>695787849
It's cringe AND true
>>695795411
>>695798117
hey he's lithe i gotta give him that
>>695796796
I can smell her from here.
>>695798305
this is pure alpha
>>695796715
Looks like Dan Aykroyd
>>695798305
Sarah BTFO
>>695786883
Yeah bullshit.
If you are telling the truth, your friends died for Jew lies.
>>695798476
>>695797913
Dean!!! The barbarians are at the gate!! For the love of god teach me about blockchain it's our only hope!
>>695797699
>implying you would fuck with a samurai
i would only spar with him. i havent practiced with my katana yet.
also some sexy furries coming through
>>695798685
Stop listening to that Nazi propaganda. Jew is your friend.
>>695798953
wrong version
>>695784467
Stop making me feel.
>>695782739
y'know I'm never exactly happy to see weird fetish fan-art, but this is far from the worst I've seen. Between the foot and the overall decent proportions, this rando horny dude is at least halfway good at what he does. Kudos, you fuckin weirdo.
>>695796623
This isn't cringey, this is plain retarded. She knew where the conversation was going, playing with people's hearts is the most dick think anybody can do.
>>695796623
Its more her fault for not seeing how her text could easily be misinterpreted
>>695781560
>5 ft
>>695783222
What do you mean anon?
>>695797108
all i know is that its part of a series on deviantart, like how he mentions flip ferrair,,,,
>>695783292
This is from an ironic meme page on Facebook... It's not a serious pic lmao
>>695783292
>too
>>695799298
speaking of short faggots
join clurpgorp skype
>>695796758
I want this to be real but deep down i know it cant be
>>695796671
>>695783292
this is why Donald Trump is going to win
>>695799402
It's scary knowing people would admit to wanting to fuck a horse, let alone a cotton filled plushie..
Bump
>>695797095
What the fuck
>>695786185
FUCKING BURN THE WITCH
>>695783451
wtf is wrong with these freaks?
it makes me think that everytime some retard says that men are privileged, they are talking about the beta dudes. they excist just because of society. without the society the beta males would be fucked up by the alphas.
>>695784467
All you fuckin nerds killed /b/
>>695799699
i hope so
THE GUY IN OPS PICTURE LIVES IN MY TOWN LOL
>>695799402
Dear God the fuck
>>695798117
Like noone here can do this. I say this is not cringe, and its impressive for his size.
>>695798476
>>695781724
I wish that quarter was my dick and that hole was in your ass
>>695785873
You can guarantee this bearded motherfucker got laid.
>>695799959
Nah, just looks like a theatre kid. He looks like he could throw some wicked haymakers.
>>695784467
You guys are not my brothers. You're a bunch of faceless idiots that I can laugh at or with, and we argue and commiserate and share deeply personal things and hopes and fears and oh fuck
>you wouldnt fuck this
>>695785553
I wonder what's in the gmail.
OP lives in lewiston
>>695784468
they have been for at least two year you newfuck
>>695793065
And that is why you will always be a beta.
>>695800615
source?
(op here lol)
>>695782662
>tfw you AWOOGA
>>695799805
What scares me more is that everything in this thread is just what people have shared publicly. Who knows what depraved things some people do in private...
>>695800578
I wish I were that lion
>>695784468
>>695797095
What the fuck
>>695784648
this is exactly my type of humor. if you don't get it then you're the autumn.
>>695791203
Not cringe. That dude is str8 1337!
>>695784467
@OP dont know how to use this fuking site, bet u went to LHS huh
>>695784648
Holy shit this is great
>>695785836
The balloons deflating on her tattoo thing are a nice touch.
>>695793823
Not hot but waffles with syrup on the inside would be cool. Don't shape it like a cock ffs tho
Are you actually using beta unironically?
>>695784745
i bet that's two buck chuck in the glass
>>695796671
>Alkaline Trio
>metal
>>695781560
Op
>>695786883
>died in Afghanistan
>so that I could be here today
lost
>>695801088
Dat potato face though
>>695795123
Stories?
>>695789769
Just imagine a bunch of fat chicks drawing what they think they look like.
>>695800710
u went to lhs didn't u
>>695789388
the art's decent but why tf do they have to talk like that
>>695801088
>>695781560
>falling for this
op really is a faggot
>>695798476
>>695785873
aside from an overgrowth of beard, it's not bad
How does it feel to be apart of a cult.
>>695791313
found the summerfag
>>695800867
>>695796423
Right there with u bro, big fat wtf to both people if I'm being honest with u fags
>>695786452
>don't add this to your fetish blog
I think I can handle that
>>695783292
I'm on the wrong side uh?
Well I'm totally fine with that
>>695781724
This is one of the times when throwing that coin into the garbage would literally be better
>>695793065
>look like a child
he looks like a future rapist
>>695801871
nice thumnail
We R Leig1
>>695796592
>I look like a child predator
WELL at least he's honest
>>695801547
No, who do you think I am
>>695787458
If they were drafted, then I'd feel sorry for them. But I just can't feel sympathy for dead soldiers that signed up for the shit. Also, why are they dead if they were some of the finest marines?
>>695795022
More cringe worthy then half the shit on here. Try harder fgt
redpill is pseudoscience
>>695789388
Is this what I think it is? Three men pretending to be drawn females?
>>695797095
What the fuck
>>695798305
Even if this guy was semi-serious he's still fucking hilarious
>>695801547
oh idk i just know of that kid lol
>>695781560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68
see this guy in thread but this is by far the cringiest
>>695781724
"...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
>>695784560
holy fucking shit dude
