ITT: We poorly describe a video game and other anons have to guess what video game we've described.
IF YOU GUESS PLEASE CONTRIBUTE YOUR OWN DESCRIPTION OF A GAME TO KEEP THE THREAD FUN
I'll start:
>There's a goal?
>Shit I didn't know
>Whatever
>i've got a gun
>they've got a more powerful one though
>but mine looks better
>there's a russian
>>695741131
Goat Simulator?
>steal the ceiling's soul
>fly into ceiling
>find familiar
>>695741610
nope
>>695741131
Minecraft
>two disks
>blocky guy
>no swim
>spend hours trying to find rumored gun
>miami easter egg
>driving austin in havana
>>695742059
GTA San Andreas?
>>695742202
Nope but it is in that vein sort of
>>695742059
Portal.
>Being this obvious.
>awesome multiplayer
>power armor
>wait their is a single player
>massive lan parties
Any installment works
>>695741561
CS:GO.That Easy.
>>695742470
Nope
Not even close
I will give you one word, guess the game i was thinking about.
Cyberpunk.
>You Destroy History Books
>You Don't age
>Funny Names
>die
>die again
>keep dying
>tits
>>695742861
Dank Souls
>zombies
>alligator
>moth
>ps1
>>695742861
Dark souls ptde
>old arcade game made new
>david duchovny
>eh
>>695742918
>>695742969
A winrar is you.
>>695741131
Why the fuck is this hat talking to me?
>Genetic Modifications
>Coffee
>And sex
>>695742710
>two discs
Bruh it's portal.
florida bird man
>>695743265
Bruh
No it isnt
$14.99 a month
No content
Anal
Sponge bob erp
All time is lost
Le xD
>>695741131
Hard mode:
>have backpack
>kill demons
>save little furry things
>>695743453
WoW
>A BOMB
>>695743265
Portal is 1 disc moron
>Suicide is for the weak
>Suicide is for the week
>Suicide is for the weak
>Kill yourself
>be man
>be wolf sometimes
>also cop
>have to be nice although everyone's a cunt.
>chase sister
>find arch enemy, defeat him
>new enemy shows up
>unite with arch enemy
>drag him around and use as a weapon
>>695743554
Bioshock
Just give me my money.
>>695743736
W.A.U
>>695742059
gta vice city
>mom is abusive
>sister died
>dad left
>constantly bullied at school
>my only friends are dead animals
>an hero
>Nightmares
>Magic
>Robots
>Slums
>Malevolent being boss at end
>>695743733
Get out.
>o shit waddup a scary castle
>faggot rustles your jimmies and takes your equipment
>can't find dat fahg
>flip the castle
>find fahg
>fahg is kill
>find dad
>fuck dad's ugly, toothy face
>>695742632
halo
>>695743881
symphony of the night..?
>>695743813
Not vice city but close
>>695743194
San andreas
>>695743901
Yeah yeah
Kudos anon
>>695743881
SotN
You wake up everyday. The graphics are nothing special. You did something and the sun became cold , not hot. Fires are your only warmth now.
>Oh no we gotta save the people
> Oh no we gotta kill the people
> Oh no what are people?
> Oh no what is real?
> Oh no am I real?
> I don't feel
Girl that can transform into a spaceship blows up a planet
>>695743736
wolf among us
Hardmode:
>go through towns
>kill demons
>die a lot
>get loot
>kill bosses
>win game
>uninstall for 5 years
>play again once
>>695743881
Castlvania symphony of the night
>>695744078
never played it but from what ive seen im guessing dont starve
>>695743947
Winrar.
>Be vampire
>Don't open it
>>695744183
diablo
>Install the game
>Learn to play it, play every day
>TURN INTO FUCKING NATRIUM - CHLORIDE
>cool music
>level up
>level down
>fuck hidden hard mode is hard
>play baseball with a talking cat
>baseball field is haunted with spookies
>buy gear from a mexican weeaboo furry to kill the spookies
>accidentally murder your wife and son
>cat kills you
>be bodyguard
>client killed
>get framed for killing client
>escape prison
>kill some people
>betrayed by friends
>kill some more people
>save clients kid
>>695744082
Spec Ops: The Line
>Santa fucks a dolphin and gives birth to Pacific man
>fight other abominations
>Black holes are op
Hardmode for those who have no idea what the last line is.
>Play alone or with friends
>shoot one another taking turns
>"you'll regret that"
>i'm black
>i do my own kung-fu
>go on holiday
>friends get fucked by police
>overthrow government
>locals start harassing my friends but I've gotten friendlt with them so I sort it out
>fuck foreign bitch
>end up with mad ptsd
>will probably end up on the news as an active shooter in a mall
>seta g_sabermorerealistic
>>695744768
Manhunt
>>695744768
Dishonered
>>695744997
winrar
>>695743770
portal 2?
>fix stuff
>run
>fix stuff
>where the fuck did that guy come from
>>695744771
Yup
>beasts and robots
>looting system is shit
>>695744965
Far cry 3?
>>695744749
Off
>>695743819
obviously F3AR
>>695745199
Dead space?
>>695745199
Dead By Daylight. EZ
>>695745306
nah fam
>>695741610
geist?
>>695745199
dead by daylight
>ez
>>695745318
yeah.. it is
>>695744916
shaq-fu
>>695745285
fuck man I made it too obvious, gg
>>695742632
Halo
>perv insect simulator
>Ps1 exclusive
>>695745184
nope
>>695742861
Witcher 3?
>>695742762
Civilization 5.
>>695745296
Actually no it also has
>Orcs
>Elves
>Dwarves
>Trolls
>dad left me
>I like sports
>I have a shit laugh
>>695745660
Skyrim
>>695743770
Crash bandicoot: twinsanity
>>695745754
>robots
but I guess you could count a dwarven machine
>ponies and Satan
>hacking
>Meta af
>>695745199
soo dead by daylight was easy mode, here comes the hard one:
>fight zombies
>i hate my teammates
>I HATE MY FUCKING TEAMMATES
>chainsaws n shit
>the worst hit detection ever
>>695744676
Hint it is a 2d platform shooter
>>695745751
FFX
>>695745852
my nigga, gg
>>695745754
>>695745859
It's also set in the future
>>695745897
Left 4 dead
>>695743453
Second life?
>Okay, this is a nice shooter, its old but its nice
>WHY CANT I HIT THESE FUCKING WORMS
>>695745543
That one weird ass game with the mosquito and you try to suck blood and shit. Made in japan
>ride bus
>blood on shoes
>play as bad guy
>no man's sky
>in indie
>fucking pixels
>>695746097
A winrar is u
>teammates are real cancer
>you have a french guy you lose
>>695745543
I know the game but can't remember the name... You play as a mosquito who just annoys all these people in a house by stinging them... Is the name... Mr. Mosquito? Wait, but Mr. Mosquito is on PS2 so idk.
>>695746054
nah i said hard mode for a reason
>>695746197
TF2
>>695745892
Saints row gooh?
>>695746197
LoL?
>>695746102
Pac-man
>>695746197
league of legends?
>>695746355
Winrar
>>695746201
Really i forgot, it was a long time ago, either way you're a winrar
>>695746197
tf2
A Middle age faggot stands on some wood and moves in diagonal lines alot. he also jumps
>>695745897
either No More Room In Hell or Killing floor.
got you, fag
>be black guy
>murdered the guy who fucked my wife
>look after a kid who isn't mine
>>695746419
yeys
>>695745897
That stupid cunt cheerleader chainsaw zombie game
>>695746394
winrar
>be an orphan raised by church
>BDSM enthusiast
>wife is kill
>ancient prophecy bullshit
>punch Satan in the face
>become immortal and grow a castle
>Haunted Game
>Will destroy Console if played
>Nightmare
>>695746177
Starbound fuckface
>>695746512
you got me, NMRIH
god, that game is so bad
No one will get this
>be insane
>either that or some hard ass drugs
>talking cat fucker
>my delusions are driving me through a platformer story in my mind
>>695746096
Worms
>>695744574
Csgo
>>695746513
Walking Dead?
>>695746664
Pac-Man
>>695746557
How the fuck does having a french guy in your team make you lose? You lose if you are playing with a polish one.
>>695746626
i started playing it again a while ago. love it
>>695746581
Pokemon creepy black
>>695741131
Originally I was gonna say the division but know I think it's doom
>>695741131
Any game by Bethesda?
>There is no story
>Buy the DLC
Good luck
>>695746766
top adolf
>>695746566
Fuck, i think i know this one. Dante's Inferno? Painkiller series? I don't know i think i played it
>>695746664
that one alice in wonderland game
>>695746850
Destiny
>>695746850
destiny
>>695746956
Correct
>>695746664
Alice Madness Returns
>Be rabbit/frog robot
>Jump around and shoot things
>>695746850
ETS2?
>>695746850
Sounds like my life
>>695747049
Yes
>>695746992
o
>>695746197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpXicUKolf0
>>695746513
Easy the walking dead
>>695746669
Nope, it's older
>>695747055
Nope, it was Destiny
>>695746670
You are close, not a shooter
>dad makes me do some work for him
>festival is on
>some fuck boy knocks my girl out she is out stone cold
>festival is ruined
>martial law imposed on city
>become midget and make friends with other midgets
>kill that fuck boy for messing with my girl and ruining our festival
>be robot
>get money
>>695744676
cave story
>>695747283
Liero?
> running in psychedelic labyrinth
> shooting cube gun
>>695747127
>>695746840
kek
>>695747452
Antichamber
>>695747417
Robocop
>>695746850
Titanfall
>>695742059
is it deus ex?
>Top fucking percentage
>>695747317
Damn, the good luck made me think that Destiny was too obvious
>Kill things
>Level up
>Buy gf
>>695747443
Nope, more hints
The graphics are outdated
>WWII
>first time in franchise for meelee
>take hill 262 and w8 for Canadians
>still no fucking sprint
hard mode
>abusive alcoholic father
>grow up during war
>fight in war
>move to america to your idiotic lying family member
>kill some people, rob a bank, kill some more people
>in the end u either save ur family member or ur gf
>russians against americans
>robots
>old af
>>695743819
dragon age
>fell into a large pit
>find a town
>the end is near
>>695747452
The Binding Of Isaac?
>>695746713
Winrar
>>695747273
Winrar
>>695747594
yeeeeahnope.
>>695747726
Mafia
>>695746096
Quake MP2: Dissolution of Eternity?
>>695747686
Absolutely not Runescape
>>695747726
gta IV
>>695747847
negative
>>695747525
Yup
>you're a furfag
>beat robots with pies and other shit
>go into 1 of the 4 robot hqs
>repeat until you win
>>695746850
The Sims 2
The Sims 3
The Sims 4
EA shit
>>695747885
winrar
>>695747326
overwatch
>>695747963
fucking toon town
>>695747742
Undertale
>>695747856
OKAY ANOTHER HINT: It sold poorly, but it was rendered one of the best games of all time then
>Find cult
>get electric chair
>end up in a magic world as a radical lizard man
I doubt many people played this game
>Single player
>Be man and get killed
>Turn to zombie
>Infect everyone
>start the game off for the first time, put it on the easiest setting since you either are'nt familiar with the games and playing for the first time, or you know that the control scheme always varies slightly throughout the series
>as you play you get caught up in the compelling storyline and other things, though it gets a bit repetitive
>finish game with a big feeling of accomplishment
>realize you only finished it on the easiest setting and you get no rewards
>still got hyped for the most recent one like the second coming of christ and defend the series from critics like a wittle kitty cat that got into ebola quarintine
>you have light sticks and guns
>nothing but screen tearing
>melee is overpowered starting off, then underpowered later on
>the snow level is the hardest
>hotline miami 3
>die
>die again
>die a lot
>sit on a chair and win
>>695748004
DUDE YOU ARE CLOSE, DO IT
>>695748071
Wrong
>>695748053
winrar
> go around a dungeon
>carry a lot of weird guns
>kill bullets with bullets
>bullets shoot bullets
>unlock chest
>ches is mimic
>restart.jpg
>>695748127
Gex.
>it's cold
>ship
>still cold
>suddenly in a desert
>caves and shit
>cold again
>desert
>volcano
if u get this u are savage
>>695748182
Super mario bros
>>695745892
pony island?
>>695748357
Journey?
It's a club - but only penguins are aloud in
>>695748274
I FUCKING ADORE ENTER THE GUNGEON
>>695741610
Binding of isaac?
>Rubber tomahawks
>I did your mom
>make whatever you want
>limited to a side scroller
>really boring after a week
>>695748453
nein
>>695748072
PAC MAN
>control small armies
>break stuff
>steal a princess
>>695748337
Close, but its a bit more obscure.
>>695748357
Borderlands 2
>have a condition that makes me walk funny
>still get that puss tho
>always feel like everybody is staring at me
>crazy gook wants my head
>>695748556
happy wheels
>>695748367
no...
>>695748496
Fuck, um... Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?
>>695748556
Mayro makker
>>695748556
LBP ez
>Be mostly treated as a pioneer of the genre, even doe you aren't
> Rip off the soundtrack from popular metal songs
> SECRETS
>drop blocks
>made in Russia
>rpg
>fly around shooting people
>save the same damsel in distress three times
>save a different damsel from rape
>if you 100% the game, prospective rapist becomes secret boss
>>695748654
you, sir, are savage
>>695748676
Are you fucking retarded, it's obviously mario
>>695748556
Terraria
>>695748665
Nope
>>695748726
Pacman
>>695748619
SYSTEM SHOCK TWO. FUCK YOU ALL.
>>695747742
Majoras mask
>>695748683
Correct
>>695748738
haha thanks.
>>695748677
close
hint: NO MICE ALOUD
>>695748556
Scribblenauts
>>695748815
Correct
>be in the military
>friend is ded
>almost everything is extinct
>"wake up ur friend is dead"
>"bu-but.."
>"just get off ur lazy ass and do the mission"
>go to site where virus is
>"i fixed ur armor"
>"now i can fly like a pothead again!"
>"lol just kidding i rushed it fuck you"
>flying robo
>kill flying robo
>friend's ghost kills robo
>"o shit"
>>695744574
Hearthstone
>>695748905
Scribblenauts was the shit, wrong.
>>695748274
Enter the Gungeon ezez
>>695748746
are you fucking retarded, it's obviously not mario
>>695741131
Just Cause
>can save yourself from drowning by pulling pieces of debris out of your skin
>u have malaria
>>695748766
wrong
>>695744768
DISHONORED SPOILER
>is actually your kid
>>695748532 Black Ops with them bouncing tomahawks
>>695748944
No, its more popular. Pls it easy
>>695748705
original doom?
>>695744915
Worms
>>695748409
Winrar
>>695748902
Oh gosh, duh!
It's the SCP Foundation!
>>695748805
you don't drop blocks in pacman, dunce
>>695748813
So it's not Pacman?
>>695748813
The game has the worst mechanic a game can have.
Respawning enemies that respawn in rooms, one door away.
>turn around dickface, you are facing in the wrong direction
>how do i quickscope
>>695748556
Terraria
>>695748556
liTTLE big planET
>>695748929
CoD
>>695749049
Fuck FarCry 2
>>695749116
you got it
nice fucking job
>loads of mythical creatures
>one of them represents a dick
>the hero is swayed by the forces of LAW, CHAOS or Neutral.
>has a few spinoffs
>tfw the spinoffs are much more well-known than the original.
>>695749153
Call of duty 3
>>695749146
Ninja Gaiden?
>>695749049
far cry 4
>>695744973
One of the Jedi games, Outcast, Academy?
>>695749073
yea but thats not exactly explained in the first game so i didnt put that in
>>695747053
Jumping Flash
>>695745284
System shock 1 or 2
>>695749153
cs go?
>>695749103
Good job. You have a big dick.
>>695749220
winrar
>Accidentally skip through character creation, be a bald fag
>kill a shit load of farm animals
>finish all the quests in a week
>enemy ai "this rock is in the way I guess you win"
>you actually have to stand up
>some cunt on the tele tells you that you're a fat fuck
>dildo controller
>>695749319
i dont think you have malaria in the 4th one
>New message.
>Russians.
>Do you like hurting other people?
>Main guy is missing an arm
>hangs with hottie
>one of the bad guys is cool mexican
>>695749211
hint: unforgivable difficulty
Vietnam game
>Coolest part of the game was the realistic traps and ambushes
>Fucking tripwire grenades everywhere
>>695744123
Metroid?
>>695749476
OSRS
>>695749012
Dude
>melee overpowered at start, then underpowered
Thats going from goombas and koopas to fighting bowser
>snow level is the hardest
I dont personally think its the hardest, but the slippery ground on the snow levels is annoying
>hotline miami 3
>die die die again, die alot
Yeah, most people die a bit in any mario game, and they are technically taking a lot of shrooms and trying to save a girl...
>sit on chair and win
Sit on chair and get better at game until win
>beep
>beep
>beep
>surgery
>"Doctor!"
>super cancer virus with retarded name
>>695749146
Well they won't spawn on another god damn level, the point of the game is to constantly trigger and attack you.
>>695749533
wii fit
>>695749476
Runescape? lol
another hard one
>sidescroller
>future
>environments change
>no new environments
>shit is buggy
>shit is really fucking buggy
>will they update this game
>like everr
>pls
>>695749398
Bingo
>>695749476
The Sims
>>695749153
CSGO.
>>695749279
any call of duty to be honest
>>695749600
yeah lol
>>695747726
Grand theft auto 4?
>>695749553
Want some of my oc relating to this series?
>you go to a small town
>you can marry multiple wives, farm, there's a fairy that helps you with love and growing shit
>for some reason there are midgets that hide in caves
>really rare game
>>695749806
yeah
>enslave wild animals
>get out of your fucking house
>go to gym
>>695749422
>>695749680
you don't know the dank memes?
cod bo2
>>695749631
Too bad it has old game syndrome and if you get lost they wittle away at you until all the health is gone and you give up. Fuck that game.
>>695749851
Slave Farm?
>>695749662
Terraria
>>695746947
Since nobody guessed, its Castlevania Lords of Shadow
>>695749923
Pokemon go
>comet sighted
>ffffuuuuu
>Main character is protagonist
>But also antagonist
>Constants and variables
>Doors
>Lighthouses
>What the fuck
>>695743554
it's fucking crock
>animal abuse
>bipolar bitch that refuses to lose
>she has a cow on steroids that fucks you in the ass
>weird bird
>you go fight some faggot on a mountain
>>695750021
no
terraria gets updated u fuck
>kill some bandits for merchant fag
>battle
>battle
>battle
>should i start a new game and do it differently?
>>695750058
bioshock infinite
>>695750071
holy shit croc is fucking great i forgot that existed
>Maori theme
>ps1
>have a hawk bro
>seems like normal fighting
>headroll
>Oh shit what the fuck
>Be a terrible sequel of a good game
>Have nice graphics for the time but AWFUL AI
>Main character is some dumb black haired trainee that somehow knows how to sneak insted of the cool Matrix sunglasses-at-night guy
>>695748133
Project Zomboid
>>695750058
waifu emblem shippening
>>695749553
MW3?
>>695749832
Give what you got fam.
>>695750143
pokemans g/s
>>695748143
Witcher?
>Future
>Tolkien fantasy creatures (not LOTR)
>Magic
>Robots
>If it's mythological it's probably real
>Save your step dad
>>695749923
Pokemon go, right anon? Thats like the new app on the appstore, I got it the other day and caught a really cute rat, um, thing, I dont know how to say the name. Chad caught this fire dragon thing that looked really cool, you probably dont know about it since you stay inside all day. Gosh, why am I talking about this, I bet you dont even know what pokemon are
>>695750327
yes
>>695749997
Meh, i'm enjoying it. It's not Doom so you can genocide the shit out of them with a minigun. The only thing that is a problem is balance tbh
>>695750321
Hope you like it m8
>>695750256
Older on Xbox
>>695750240
Deus Ex: Invisible War
>>695750329
Uncharted
>>695750340
If this isn't Pac Man then i don't even know the meaning of life
>weird animals
>it gets dark
>where is my shit
>restart
>>695748726
Tetris, ez
>>695750305
>I was born with thick skin.
>>695750654
correct
>>695750230
Overwatch? Mccree?
>>695750514
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the game, but it's so easy to get lost and get fucked. Plus I don't like using guides.
>>695750160
Tes: skyrim
Too obv
>>695750641
Binding of isaac
>>695750589
I love you. I truly, truly, love you.
CORRECT.
>>695750641
Don't starve
>>695750845
nope
>>695750701
Dude, stop spamming this.
You really
>gotta get a grip
>>695750764
Yeah, true.
>>695749353
Well it's not said explicitly, but there's plenty of hints. The secret room in the Tower and the painting labeled "dad" and all the other hints towards them being "a little more than Empress and her bodyguard".
>got played like a damn fiddle.
>>695749601
>melee
it pretty much kills everything in one hit the first 3 levels, then gets tedious
>snow level
fucking enemies literally everywhere, have to be extremely careful
>hotline miami 3
>die a lot
think of the lore and gameplay of hotline miami; the game is hard as fuck
>sit on a chair and win
that's literally how you win in the game, by sitting on a chair
>>695750907
yes
We gonna start a new thread?
>Lazy shell
>Super suit
>Attack scarf
>win
Massive world epidemic.
Humans all wiped out
Only animals.
This one is easy.
>You have russian shit
> You have radiation
> You shoot.
>>695747728
earth 2140
>>695749614
plague inc
>>695749553
Hotline Miami
>kill stuff
>kill more stuff
>realize you fucked up your spec
>make new char
>kill stuff again