YLYL/ Cringe Thread Feminist Edition!
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YLYL/ Cringe Thread
Feminist Edition!
>>695730299
Nice dubs
>disagreement is misogyny
So glad I became a republican.
>>695731039
Screw the two party system. lets make a new one that flat out says "fuck the SJWs" but will also help with finding them the psychiatry they need.
itt: ylyl/cringe at people who actually think this way lol
>>695731769
Lol
>>695731257
That's pretty much the republican party right now
>>695730299
>>695730484
>filename
kek
AA
AAA
>>695733618
Trolly, you are a fucking hero!
>>695731039
>trained feminists
jesus christ, I can't believe he types any of this with a straight face...
BA
BAAB
>>695731257
Well what's really wrong with SJW is not nearly as much their spurious focus on women, you can expect self-interest from every group in society - what's bad about them is their radical leftist embrace of authoritarian precepts. This is largely, I think, because the generations of Americans who saw what destruction and cruelty authoritarianism can bring to human beings are dying out or long dead.
So despite it having been less than 50 years since the downfall of the Soviet Union, a government that jailed and tortured it's detractors, the SJW ultimately want the same kind of control. They'll ask to "fix the system" without real ideas as to how, when you get ones who do answer it's clear they expect to be written a blank check in terms of the amount of authority they receive.
BABA
AABA
AAAB
>>695734927
I think that's what I'll start calling them tbh.
>>695734481
Kek'd
>>695731890
>lol
>>695733755
Always
>>695730299
>>695733712
>Actually being there for this raid
1/2
>>695734927
I don't even think anyone in the history of mankind has ever checked that ugly hoe out.
>>695734026
So women should just exist for the sole purpose of reproduction?
>>695736263
If that was a guy there would be the opposite of love and support.
>>695736939
yes
>>695736939
Yes.
>>695737091
If a guy posted a topless picture of himself? I don't think anyone would fucking care.
>>695736223
>>695736263
What a dumb bitch, I hope someone remindes her of this
>>695737247
I mean if he posted nudes.
>>695736263
>No one will ever see that again.
>>695737338
But she didn't post nudes, are people so sexually frustrated that they see tits as a sexual organ?
>>695737652
>she didn't post nudes
She was nude and she posted it.
now, if you want to say it's not LEWD, that's a possibility
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>>695737652
Yes, yes people do. Tits have been seen as a sexual organ for ages.
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>>695730299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32lZsrJ_aQ
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>>695737775
Okay so a naked man takes a topless picture of himself and posts it online. Nobody gives a fuck my original point still stands.
>>695737815
People are fucking retarded.
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>>695737877
Seems like a cool guy
Maybe you should fucking kill yourself
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>>695737762
fake
>>695738087
That's really negative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpFcZTkvP3Q
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>>695736939
sammies too
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>>695737993
Mammaries
>>695737909
>>695731927
that's not how He-Man's sword looks. the two "hand guards" are suppost to atatch at the handle and upper on the sword.
>>695734916
Mmmmm. This.
Sweet, sweet government intervention into society. It's what our Founding Fathers wanted, after all.
>>695737937
well he's not wrong
>>695738327
She is an embarrassment to Homestucks everywhere.
>>695733618
the fucking ghostbusters cue gets me every time!
>>695738032
>Literally the opposite of a feminist
>>695733618
>ghostbusters theme
kek
>>695738327
That's pretty kawaii not gonna lie
>>695734598
>Bendydick
>>695733712
Was there. Keks were had
>>695738617
you mean an accurate representation
>>695735031
I read that in undoomed's voice.
>>695733618
>cue ghostbusters theme
my sides
>>695733755
It's actually quite smart.
>>695733755
This is one of my favorite images I've seen on 4chan. I have to scroll through loads of traps and furries every day but this makes it worth it
>>695738087
I agree
>>695739061
Not all of them look like that. Just 3/4ths.
>>695738220
THE GROOSE IS LOOSE
>>695739641
KEK
>>695737814
>When I don't eat I start to gain fat n shit
what the fuck
I have little experience with /fit/
but even I don't need that to know you don't fucking gain weight by not eating, and there's no way that fat bitch only eats once a fucking month
what the fuck m8
>>695738261
I hope
>>695737909
God, I love true academics.
>>695734026
JDL made this obviously.
Important links for the full picture:
https://murderbymedia3.wordpress.com/2016/01/01/antisemitism-is-not-a-pathology-it-is-based-firmly-in-truth/
>>695738032
Charlie L?
>>695737909
you can imagine hes laughing the whole time reading this
>>695736939
>>695738111
The average millennial male. LOL
>>695736833
I'm checking it out right now
>>695739641
o shit waddup
>>695733892
wait but no though, that motherfucker was a fucking rapist.
>>695734648
Bigger version. Corrected.
>>695735157
I don't know if this is funny because of the troll or the reactions they're recieving. All I can think when viewing this is that there must be a vicious circle of trolls pissing off anti-feminists on the Internet and perhaps I'm looki ng at it right now.
>>695737937
Flat chested hoe
>>695738327
The fuck is that?
>>695736939
>>695740922
a terrifying creature that one. it's eyes can zap one's penis right off and turn your hair into a sickening shade of purple.
>>695737247
>>695737937
>Mrs. House
>>695741069
i worked with an ex-vietnam fighter pilot and city cop when i was 20. he used to tell me, "if they didn't have tits and ass they'd be shot on sight". i've always remembered that and treated them accordingly
>>695741370
>>695737845
I really do think we need feminism, only for one good reason, nothing more, nothing less.
>see picture.
>>695734127
60% of this thread: "haha this is funny because they're fat or transgender"
>not funny
>thread was about cringe/feminism
>you like things that aren't funny/related to thread
>post things that make people laugh please
>jump in front of a bus
roll
>>695741789
wrong thread friendo
>>695730621
Underrated post
>>695736263
Kek you should send the picture in the comments.
>>695731039
I read that as reptilian. Who are you really?
>>695741789
nigga, what the fuck you rollin for?
>>695741069
The female of the human species is not a parasite any more than the female of any species is.
>>695742081
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>695733755
>my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle
>>695733755
>Final Smash
fucking casual
>>695741789
loll
>>695741990
there's a lot of rolls in this thread
>haha, I made a fat joke
>>695739033
Wot happened? Story?
>>695730299
>i don't
Fuck I lost.
>>695742407
never hated myself for kekking before now
god damn it
>>695737814
>I only eat maybe once a month
>>695741990
Woahh that's what i call mixing your drinks dude
>>695733471
2/2
>>695741195
Slippery slope man, it may be unfair but cmon just deal with it
>>695734916
Also this.
>>695743257
No, I won't deal with it. Equal rights, equal consequences.
>>695734481
can someone explain this to me?
>>695743648
If I tell you, will you die?
>>695741990
rolling
>>695743648
benis
>>695743516
Most women don't walk around with their tits out.
I feel like guys like you just want an excuse to show off your dick.
We should give the Bane of Blue Arms more attention and make him a role model in feminism
>>695744164
Neither do most guys. But if guys can do it so should be women. And if guys must fight with the breasts out at MMA, so should women.
>>695734026
You just know the guy who made that hasn't seen a female irl in years
>>695733618
fucking kek
roll
>>695742081
>The female of the human species is not a parasite any more than the female of any species is.
Yes it is. Because it can elect a government.
>>695737877
out of all of them, he seems like he's just messing around.
>>695733712
Poor Garry.
>>695744677
If men can walk down the street topless why shouldn't women be able to?
It's not like women are walking around with their vaginas out, if they were I would understand your argument.
Women don't fight with their breasts out because they would get in the way, are you retarded?
>>695731039
>trained feminists
Does gender studies have a ranking system?
>>695744679
>You just know the guy who made that hasn't seen a female irl in years
Lol, it's vice versa.
>>695737992
As a white male I fully support her decision to stay away from us.
>>695743516
Jesus, how hard is it to ride a fast horse?
>>695745107
>It's not like women are walking around with their vaginas out
Who's talking about vaginas, retard.
>Women don't fight with their breasts out because they would get in the way, are you retarded?
Equality is equality. You can't have special rules only for one gender.
Women's brains are also in the way of accomplishments, yet feminists don't care.
>>695744889
The female hyena is the entire government of their species, would you call them a parasite?
All creatures fight for their interests and for their lives.
>>695745513
>All creatures fight for their interests and for their lives.
True.
>>695731039
>Became Republican
Wait till you're out of your teens before deciding.
>>695737762
pretty fake, but fucking hilarious nontheless
>>695745513
Wait, did you just compare women to hyenas.
Haha.
>>695745452
I was referencing back to the image that said women should not be able to be out topless if men could not display their erections in public.
Maybe if it was men fighting women the rules would need to be equal, but from what I understand about MMA genders don't fight one another, and a woman wearing a bra fighting another woman in a bra gives neither any advantage.
What do women's brains get in the way of?
>>695745513
Especially women.
>>695745513
>>695745936
>but from what I understand about MMA genders don't fight one another
Yes, that's also discrimination against men.
c'mon guys, this isn't /pol/, let's just go back to posting funny pictures mocking feminazis please
>>695733712
Fucking good times
>>695745718
I know plenty of women who don't feed of a man's money or abilities to provide.
You guys call women parasites when they want to be homemakers and raise children off a man's dollar, and a SJW when she earns her own money and takes care of herself.
Sounds more like a general dislike of women than anything else.
>>695731039
No need to become a fucking republican just because you hate sjws and feminazis. Think for yourself, son.
Okay so tumblrinas are triggered because they can't go topless in public, but if they were able to then once they see guys looking at their tits they will claim oppression and sexism. What is the world coming to with all these whiny fucking nonsense. Fuck the internet, that's the birthplace of all this pussification of our world.
>>695734598
I used to like Simon pegg, oh well.
>>695743648
4chan will say it's an SJW webcomic and that the pic is of a mtf tranny
I will say it's an SJW webcomic that used to be interesting before hitting the deep end at mach 50 and that that pic is of a mtf tranny
>>695745186
>Feminist
>Wearing a dress
This needs to be fixed
>>695746126
Why? What great injustice is it that men don't wear pieces of cloth over their chests in MMA?
>>695734262
But don't you get, all things bad things that happen to men are because of harmul masculinity and mascule stereotypes we hold in our society. Feminism is here to get rid of that harmul masculinity so in that way feminism helps men too!
>>695733712
i remember that thread
>>695730621
keke
>>695745266
>Jesus, how hard is it to ride a fast horse?
To ride? Not very.
To not die? Actually extremely difficult.
>>695743343
Saved.
>>695731039
You "became a Republican" because of tumblr ladies?
Jesus that's pathetic.
>>695745231
As a black male I regret to say we are not interested and suggest the Mexicans/Hispanics perhaps
>>695733618
kek
>>695731039
I'm from one of the most progressive parts of the world and find myself pretty progressive. But those people are nuts.
Lost my folder and looking for some images, mostly cartoons.
Modern femenism and a fem doing a chin up but below it says reality and a man holding her up.
The bike and stick.
Fat bitch on one side with quotes about body positive. Fat guy on the other side and about how gross he is.
As some posts above any with stats. There's one that ends with "is a man really free to choose" or similar.
Can't remember what else i had but keep 'em coming.
>>695739397
>defending homestuck at any point past 2010
Get the fuck out
>>695746404
>I know plenty of women who don't feed of a man's money or abilities to provide.
Women feed on all men via the government. The government protects and subsidizes women with the power and money of men.
>You guys call women parasites when they want to be homemakers and raise children
For that women don't need any rights. First we abolish women's rights THEN they can become housewives without being called parasites. Housewives quickly show their true face when they can. Only without rights women aren't parasites.
Already women's education is parasitic.
>>695747077
u ar niger ???
>>695744889
Yessss goyim! Blame your women, don't reproduce! Let the niggers have all the kids!
That will fix things just fine!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
>>695746716
Because it gives extra protection to women.
>>695747609
>The bike and stick.
>>695738032
>Knight's Chivalry
>Samurai Bushido
pick one fatass.
>>695747861
If a woman goes through her life, schooling, pays her own way through college, and lives by herself and works to support herself how is she feeding on a man? What subsidies of money and power are they receiving?
Not every woman wants to be a homemaker, and not every one wants to be independent.
>>695747609
>As some posts above any with stats.
>>695733892
I actually agree and I hate feminazis
>>695747940
>Yessss goyim! Blame your women
Yes, goy. Defend women.
>>695730411
gremlins was a good movie though
>>695741195
ya but the solution here is not to force women to be clothed. It's to allow me to walk around with my rock hard 2" cock out
>>695747940
Good goy. Protect your enemy.
>>695741990
rolling
>>695736223
Beautiful bitch
>>695748167
Haha so many. Haven't seen this one.
The one where she just says she's raped or something about men being pigs.
>>695747991
???
It's a fucking sports bra dude, they provide no protection.
Maybe their breasts do because they're mostly fat, but that won't change by taking off the bra.
If it's such a huge, awful concern why not lobby to put men in bras to give them extra protection?
>>695748290
The avarege iq in my major is 110
Neat
>>695748263
>If a woman goes through her life, schooling, pays her own way through college, and lives by herself and works to support herself how is she feeding on a man?
She's not feeding on _a_ men necessarily. She's feeding on _men_. Men pay for her protection and privileges.
Pic for example and there are many other examples how men are harmed by women's privileges. Women wouldn't be nowhere near the heightened position they are now in without constant parasitism.
>>695741195
>arrested for an erection
is this for real?
>>695747861
>Brain drain on the next generation-
Like we need more fucking mouth breathers walking around. We are on the verge of the automated revolution. 90% of us will have to go.
>>695748780
Average*
My autocorrector is dumb
>>695748657
>It's a fucking sports bra dude
I don't care how you call it, men aren't allow to wear an extra piece of protection around their chest.
>>695748547
>>695748858
So you consider all women parasites because women get preferential treatment in teaching jobs?
That's reaching pretty far.
>>695748946
>90% of us will have to go.
Especially women.
>>695749007
Okay, then lobby for men to be required to wear protection on their chest, a thin piece of spandex cloth will definitely do wonders.
>>695749111
Not even the one but probably better. Thanks anon.
>>695748382
That's Labyrinth, you fool.
>>695734598
£45 for that shapeless sack with bullshit faux handwriting typeface? Fucking feminists...
>>695749183
Women not only receive preferential treatment. Women voted for it and force men to pay for it.
That's parasitism and it's not only in education, it's literally in every area, from healthcare to housing to family to military. You name it, women are parasites everywhere.
>>695740392
that's why Schopnhauer died alone
>>695749382
>Okay, then lobby for men to be required to wear protection on their chest
No, I'd rather lobby for women losing their right to wear extra protection. I would also like to see women vs men. That would shut up some femishits like this bitch >>695743516 too
>>695730299
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r1Rp3Tn8sPlfbn_bO3vQXOVRnDpaDvB_ctaBKXvbpNU/mobilebasic%3Fpli%3D1&ved=0ahUKEwjOytDLv4XOAhWB7iYKHbuQAXsQFggbMAA&usg=AFQjCNFTSB4qLyezY4Rv10XmhOA2qFMI_Q&sig2=lyyCE9QtPQfOGdCImYK3xQ
Here's some OC made by people at my uni. It's long but easy to skim.
I apologize for the long ass link. This happened in December or so, I think. Somewhat feminist related.
>>695749734
Because he chose to.
>>695738268
Is it? I thought it was positive
>>695736939
Aaaaaaannnd pleasure.
>>695737091
Something like that happend to a male cousin of mine. His angry ex posted a naked pic of his on his facebook. He got our love and support.
>>695738177
Is this a dude or a chick?
Either way I wouldn't.
>>695749736
So you want equality at the discomfort and inconvenience of female fighters?
It would be of no harm to either if they both had that protection.
That sport has nothing to do with fighting and is irrelevant, I think you'd just like to see women getting the piss beaten out of them.
>>695738885
I am filled with rage
>>695750408
>So you want equality at the discomfort and inconvenience of female fighters?
I want equality. I'm so sorry real equality hurts women.
>>695733906
why are all the c's fucking o's
>>695750408
>I think you would just like to see women getting the piss beaten out of them.
Who wouldn't.
>>695736027
fucking lost
>>695747861
Look man I'd normally agree with you but in your case I'm gonna have to digress.
You're an idiot.
>>695750864
Either one of those options would be real equality, you just choose the one that would make a sport that's already seperated by gender needlessly uncomfortable.
You have an issue with a thing where genders don't even interact, both women fighting have equal protection.
Like I said, I think you'd just like to see women getting beaten by men.
>>695751193
>You're an idiot.
Wow, now you showed him. Next time try with an argument.
>>695738885
Brave New World took a scarier twist.
Not exactly feminist, but does involve the objectification (sort of) of a girl. In that I was more concerned with beating off than thinking about the situation.
Hey, I was only 13.
I was at a sleepover at my aunts years ago.
I remember waking up early in the morning to my (then 15 years old) cousin moaning very loudly from her room. I got turned on hearing her do that, she just kept getting louder and louder.
I was sleeping in the living room on the couch. I could see down the hallway where her room was. Aunts room was on opposite side of the living room.
Oooooh oooooh ooohh OOOOOH OHH OH. She just kept moaning Ohhh over and over, louder and louder. I was 13 and, of course, rubbed one out into my sock. Then like 5 minutes later rubbed another one out (remember I was 13).
She just kept on going and getting louder.
Finally, it actually wakes my Aunt up and she turns the lights on. I hear her say, "What the hell" as she crosses the living room to my cousins door and knocks.
My cousin continues to (practically yelling at this point) shout OOOOH OOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOH like she is just having a continues huge orgasm over and over.
My Aunt starts getting really flustered, glancing at me and banging on the door and telling my cousin to open the door.
After a few more minutes, the moaning STILL hasn't stopped and I realize that something must be wrong. My Aunt obviously does too because now she is trying to break down the door. After a couple hits with her shoulder the door gives and my Aunt goes in the room. She starts screaming at my cousin to wake up.
The moaning just continues, just as loudly as before.
My Aunt calls 911.
My cousin continued moaning OOOOOH continuously even as the EMTs showed up and put her in an ambulance.
Turns out she had a brain tumor and was basically having seizures and shouting in her sleep in a half-comatose state.
I fapped to that.
>TL;DR Cousin had a brain tumor. I fapped to it.
>>695734598
I can't begin to describe the sick joy I got from seeing this.
>>695751018
I certainly wouldn't, but I don't want to see anybody harmed because I'm not a savage nigger like you people.
>>695751277
>Either one of those options would be real equality
Yes, men wearing protection would be also equality. However the purpose of MMA is to keep protection to a bare minumum. Thin gloves, no headgear, no shoes etc. Therefore the extra protection of women need to go. It's not necessary as shown by men's MMA.
>>695751545
>but I don't want to see anybody harmed
>anybody
>not anything
Implying women are people.
>>695751621
If men and women fought each other I MIGHT begin to agree with you.
But considering a sports bra puts neither woman at any more of an advantage it's entirely unneccesary to remove those sports bras, especially since they provide no protection or armoring.
>>695730621
Lost
>>695751440
Not all heros wear caps
-m'lady
>>695751440
You did well, anon.
>>695751816
I don't want to see any living mammal harmed, how's that?
>>695752024
>But considering a sports bra puts neither woman at any more of an advantage
Yes it does. Because it protect women and makes her feel less uneasy. Therefore more women go to MMA than normally would. There wouldn't even be an women's MMA division if only 3 women were willing to fight.
>>695730621
>>695751440
Best story I've read today. Thanks, anon
>>695752122
>I don't want to see any living mammal harmed, how's that?
Women are parasitic mammals though. Big difference.
>>695731039
Carefully ignore the parts you don't want to understand. Remove qualifying terms from the sentence to get the verdict you prefer.
Well Done.
>>695752219
That is idiotic. Those bras are extremely thin and do not protect anything, women wear them because if they didn't it wouldn't be a televised event.
If women didn't wear sports bras there wouldn't be an MMA division because topless females are not displayed on regular television.
>>695752385
Women are a member of the same species of you, they are not a parasite.
>>695752537
>women wear them because if they didn't it wouldn't be a televised event.
EX-AC-TLY.
There wouldn't be a women's MMA division, retard. Women fighters couldn't make money.
>>695733436
The one on top is the rapist...gender-bending
>>695752676
>Women are a member of the same species of you, they are not a parasite.
True, women without rights are not a parasite. Women with equal rights are parasitic. It's like giving children equal rights (e.g. how to spend money) but still protecting them.
>>695751440
dat tldr tho
