YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL
>>695711427
>>695711319
>>695711260
>>695711191
Is this place full of children or just mentally stunted adults? None of this is remotely funny
>>695711632
It would be funny if you were remotely high
But that just brings us back to being mentally stunted adults or children.
Smoke some and come back.
One of us! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
Some topkek material here
>>695711191
>>695711260
>>695711319
>>695711427
I've suffered multiple closed head injuries in my life, and this was very funny.
>>695713378
This
>>695711632
>remotely funny
need moar remote keks pls
>>695711191
Fuckin kek. Jesus Dog.
>>695713796
Was gonna post that one too. kek
A classic, one of my favorites.
One for the nerds.
>>695713607
nice thank you
>>695713714
Ok that was funny
>>695711319
This gave me terminal autism
>>695714062
why?
>>695714062
Nice try bitch. I use Avira Scout. I'm protected from this bullshittery on browser-level.
>>695714062
shes already dead
>>695713635
haven't laughed like this in a long time
>>695713607
no.
>>695711191
>Be me
>at work
>boss needs structure note on new building plat .
>oh fuck, there at home.
>rush home.
>open the door, shit all over the couch
>"WTF!"
>daughter tells me it was the dog, fucking dog! Tell daughter to grab papertowels. Shes wearing a towel, shit clearly on her back thigh.
>look back at couch...
>this is clearly human shit
>go to talk to daughter in kitchen
>shes knelt over reaching for the paper roll, her towel is opened and way too high up
>look away quickly--- but whats this-- her anus is bright cherry red and gaped.
>look back at couch see socks and ... Boxer shorts?...
>suddenly a thump from upstairs....
>hes here
>ive seen enough for one day
>go to laundry room and grab a pistol from the top cabinet. Grab some blank rounds
>grab dog by scruff and drag him outside, puposely passing daughter and her red pulsing anus, which makes me furious.
>push the dog out into the open
>right where he can see
> i hope hes watching
>dramatically pull out gun, shoot the dog
>dog yeps and dies
>lol , i dont own any blanks....
>>695713378
Fuck you
>>695713607
ok sure
>>695714062
fuck this heres the reply
>>695713607
I like this
>>695713607
Thank you good kitty
>>695713796
tl;dr
>>695710756
I think I know who you are, what letter does your name start with?
>>695715434
This is what 1 bong joint does to you
>>695715434
wew
>>695713607
>>695715561
Đ
>>695711107
I have seen this shit so many times, but it's still funny.
>>695713607
Hello safety kitty and thank much you
>>695709844
Where's that funny nanner?
>>695714062
Fuck
>>695713378
>what is rule numero uno
seriously /b/ is so shit now it's insane.
WHERE ARE YOU MOOT
>>695715573
>>695714062
faggot
Well I'm all out of greentext. Here's a truly one-of-a-kind Pepe.
>>695714714
I haven't tried it but, can one actually establish a relationship with garrus?
>>695716054
thats a frog you fuck
>>695713607
reply
>>695715730
Nvm then, I saw this on some tumblrinas page, was assuming you were her.
>>695713607
easy
>>695716493
>thinking tumblrinas stay in /b/ longer than 1 post in an anti-BLM bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRl38k18jzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6D8isuEIUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE0uxcZWhUo
>>695713607
thank
>>695713607
thanks
>>695714605
That was fucking fantastic.
That's why, when you're putting things in your pooper, you make sure they have a wide base to prevent that.
>>695716207
Femshep can apparently, can't confirm cause I've never played femshep. It's too bad you can't as male Shep cause Garrus is like my favorite motherfucker in that whole sieries. Maybe tied with Liara.
>>695715561
I'll cut to the chase. Franklin, but you don't.
>>695714062
That's where you're wrong.
>rebuff
>>695714476
>>695716418
that's my fucking phobia
sadly not funny for me
>>695714062
>
damnm got me
>>695713607
o ok
>>695713566
>>695714294
this is beautiful
>>695717484
wtf, story?
>>695718277
plane crashed nigga
>>695718192
kek'd
>also, check'em
>>695713607
kys
>>695714062
>>695718277
this was at bagram or kabul, afghanistan forget which one exactly
basically, the armored vehicles that aircraft was carrying broke free of their straps and slid towards the back of the cargo area, causing a massive imbalance in weight distribution
this was enough of a problem that the aircraft stalled out and crashed, as you can see
post incident report cited faulty rigging for the freight being the cause
>>695715887
>go to youtube
>type "4chin"
>hundreds of videos
heh
>>695714871
Oh yeah? Get ready to have your sides torn asunder.
For you, anon:
https://youtu.be/eb1vcaqAivY
>>695713607
Kek
>>695713607
fags
Who wants a keklaren?
Reply this kek or your mother will die!
Sorry for my bad england.
>>695714062
Bic
>>695714062
fuck
>>695719425
pls
>>695713607
Stay safe safety kitty.
>>695713607
thanks.
>>695716418
Topkek
>>695713607
thanks!
>>695715503
Muscle Man spooks some ghosts.
>>695713607
fucker
This thread is weak
>>695709844
Damn thats a lot of pokestops. My city has so few one would lose weight just to get 10 pokeballs.
>>695714294
Seconding
>>695713607
SAVE MEEEE
>>695713607
Thanks safety kitty
>>695713607
save me
>>695713607
nice
>>695719425
I lost to this
What the fuck
>>695714062
Damn it
>>695715575
The Grand Wizowd
>>695713607
Nice kitty
>>695717233
explain
>>695718277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ColjRb3gHrk
>>695713607
I am perfection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0
>>695716493
>implying
>employing
>>695720473
this is every 4chan keyboard warrior faggot
>>695713607
It's finally over
>>695713607
Thanks saftey kitty
>>695713607
yes a please
>>695713607
Hey
>>695713607
thank you safety kitty :^)
>>695714062
ghnfgnfgnfgnfghng.
>>695713714
Kek!
>>695709844
>some cities have that many pokestops close together
yes, i am jelly
>>695714062
fug
>>695713607
Noice
>>695713635
But.. that was a YouTube video first..
>>695713607
Faggot
>>695713607
Pls safety kitty
>>695713607
I agrre
>>695721806
I literally live in small as shit Westminster MD and I have 18 pokèstops and 4 gyms within ten minutes walking distance.
>>695719425
kek.
>>695713607
thank
>>695713607
Lel
>>695714062
Whore for replies
>>695719425
kek
>>695713607
Cute kitteh
>>695713607
Fuck off
>>695713607
hi kitty
>>695714062
lol
>>695713607 eat my fucking scrotal regions safety kitty
>>695713607
better safe than sorry
White Civilization is dead?
>>695720473 typical jew tv, david (jewish cuck pretending to be "White") and some not even humans ooga boogas (aka jewish pets). and this acceptable. they laugh at White People on their tv. they humiliate White People (but in 95% cases not real White People but kikes) on their tv. etc. I dont even... how this kind of tv "program" can even exist? looks like it was born from mind of some fat jewish niggercuck midget who posted ont tumblr captions about "big" black dicks and cuckoldry. just kill them all: all non-white scum, all race traitors of every gender, all kikes etc. they all will die soon, they are already dead.
>>695721530 shut up, niggercuck. die. you are already dead.
>>695713607
yay
>>695720414
>>695717620
I'm not alone. I feel you anon, I want a virgin.
>>695713607
Hi safety kitty. How are you?
>>695713607
Dang
>>695713607
Take me safety kitty
>>695723047
>>695720604
Lost to this shit. Damn
>>695713607
lost
>>695714062
love you mom
>>695717484
>>695718277
Apparently there was this plane hijacking where nerve gas was used to kill the pilots and ultimately take down the aircraft.
>>695713607
safe kitty
>>695723354
Vaginas don't work that way
>>695713607
fuck you
>>695714062
Fucking cancer
>>695723354
I think you just may be one.
>>695714373
you sir just made my day
>>695713607
Here kitty kitty
>>695714373
Lost so hard that I might do this now
>>695715575
this guy is amazing
>>695713607
yay
>>695713607
hello safety kitty
>>695724064
No problemo friend. Save it, it's all yours!
>>695715368
it's a tortoise goddamned
>>695721819
Thinking of kyles dad in southpark that made plastic surgery to be like a dolphin
>>695713607
Safe boss
>>695714062
Fuck
>>695720473
And people will act surprised when he becomes a mass shooter at this point blacks deserve what they get.
>>695713607
Based
>>695713378
Its getting better
>>695714062
goddamn it
>>695713607
Thx kitt
>>695713607
nice
>>695713607
I like kittehs
>>695714062
>>695717233
Could've made me lose if your shitfucking filename hadn't spoilt that joke for me.
>>695724557
>>695717746
If that guy was white he would be fucking hideous
>>695713607
yus
>>695714062
safety cat!
>>695725259
Bestiality, gross!
>>695713607
thank haShem for safety kitty
>>695713607
i love you safety kitty
>>695719425
Kek
>>695713607
praise
>>695714062
I like burgers
>>695722072
my fucking sides
the gator just looks over like "....dude...."
fuck i love reptiles
>>695713607
Good
>>695723354
Me too man, me too.
but as this anon stated >>695723903
even virgins may have a meaty vagina.
Labias are genetic.
My phobia is due the fact that my first gf, who also made me feel weak and impotent as fuck, had a meaty vagina and a dirty ass past where she fucked whoever.
Therefore I can't fucking stand them. They make me remind of her and i fall in disgust.
>>695725561
>>695724557
>>695722072
Did that motherfucker just eat that other motherfuckers leg?.. motherfucker.
>>695714692
god i hope this actually happened
>>695713607
Thanks kitty
>>695718192
Lost hard
>>695713607
I feel this overpowers immunity cat
>>695725962
> misusing the word "edgy"
> more edgy than bestiality
>>695714062
fuck you
>>695714062
Alrighty then
>>695713607
thank
>>695714294
Classic
>>695722777
Nice trips
Now what is the name of this meme
>inb4 newfag
>>695713607
whee
>>695726533
Robbie rotten?
>>695713607
replying
>>695713607
>>695726275
i was sad until i realized shes a nigger
>>695713607
thanks
>>695726897
I like the version of this set to the Leroy Jenkins audio.
>>695714062
who?
>>695713607
hello meme
>>695713378
kill yourself
>>695714062
fuck you
>>695713607
Hello Safety Kitty
>>695713607
Thanks
>>695713607
stay safe safety kitten
>>695713607
fuk boi
>>695711191
>>695714993
>Be me,
>Barkin a'boot.
>Dad''s headin' out.
>so sad.
>Get treat
>Life's great again.
>Girl sticks around
>Stranger arrives
>BARK
>stranger pats my head
>Chill the fuck out
>Sniff around kitchen for a bit
>See human mating ritual
>Want to sniff, but keep distance.
>Bright light comes from her bum
>an angel appears, only I can smell it.
>It tells me that I will die for the sins of mankind.
>Bark in confusion.
>Angel leaves
>noise outside
>Dad's home!
>couch smells more interesting
>daughter poops in house too!
>Dad comes in
>I am blamed, again
>I beg innocence, but alas, I am a pupper
>Dad believes me!
>Offers to play ball!
>Go outside!
>see gun.
>I understand what I must do. I understand my destiny
>await fate
>It is finished.
>woof.
>>695713607
thx
>>695713607
Hi kitty
>>695714062
cuntbag
>>695713607
tyy ktity!!
>>695714062
K feelsbad
>>695713607
sweet
>>695713607
yip
im never coming back to this horrible place
>>695714062
saddd
>>695718277
I want the story behind this photo
>>695713607
fuck you fucker
>>695719425
kek
>>695713607
Noice
>>695713607
thanks kitter
>>695714062
Nigger
