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Knife Thread

Post what you got
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You have a hood ass chair and waste money on a fucking chinese counterstrike replica knife
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>>695708800
Double dubs don't lie
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>>695708403
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ITT: penis substitutes for impotent manlets.
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>>695709040
holy shit
10/10
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>>695708403
It's real
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baguette m9
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>>695709303
I bet ur this fucking virgin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TWXzM6T-gvM
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> cringe thread
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>>695709140
I bet you supported bernie
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>>695709373
not baguette m9 version
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cringe thread
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>>695709605
Why do you feel so concerned, manlet?
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>>695708403
What's the float?
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>>695709040
you sick fuck
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>>695709657
this.

fuck me.

>hey everyone check out this utterly impractical holographic rainbow colored knife my dudes ain't it sweet? here's a video of me flippin it around with a bandana wrapped around my empty fuckin head.
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Just got this recently. Using it for camping.
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The typical knives buyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PQiaurIiDM
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Just got this
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>>695708403
This is what I carry, nothing special but it gets the job done. At times I wish I had a full tang though.
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open carry this baby everyday
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>>695710482
>nothing special but it gets the job done
>it gets the job done

Top fucking kek. Insecure virgin reportin'
Don't forget your fedora.
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>>695708403
mall ninja
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Just ordered this beauty. also got a karambit tiger tooth. too bad butterflys are banned in jewmany, but I've heard the customs let them through if they're collectors knifes like from elementalknives.com anyone got confirmation of this? would be interesting.
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>>695709605
>not knowing other countries exist
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>>695708898
Almost double dubs quoting double dubs saying double dubs don't lie don't lie.
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>>695710936
Cold steel?
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>>695710936
> league of legends
> knife

Cringe/10
Classic.
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K
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>>695711057
>Using 4chan in 2016
>Being 400 pounds
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>>695710618
Nice!
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>>695710582
Cuts boxes, rope, wire, etc. Nothing special as in it's no swiss army, and has no serrated portion. I carry a kobalt multi tool with it and those two together take care of most situations.
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>>695711209
Awww is someone mad cause they are an obese virgin stuck at silver? Fucking die
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Nice for survival
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>>695708403
Only knife that I have is the one I have left over from my time in the service. That fucking thing looks more likely to cut you than anyone else. That's assuming it cuts at all
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>>695708403
Do you even know how to properly use/handle that? I really bet you don't.
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>>695711530
Gold, actually :^)

also

>generic response
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>>695711324
it started out as a cringe thread
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>>695711534
> Nice for survival
> for survival
> survival

Yeah sure, it's a matter of life and death. Leaving mom's basement is serious business.
Be careful, some people will talk with you some times.
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>>695711633
And the knife they gave me is shit. You faggots are all collecting these knives like my fiance's half brother who is 15 years old, so I can get over him doing this but not you grown ass children
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>>69571187
So you're not denying that you're an obese virgin that get above 49% win ratio? Like I said please fucking die
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i bet i can cut and kill everyone here on this thread saying it's cringe

while you are all laughing i am actually a security for my girlfriend and she feels fine knowing that
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>>695710577
What the fuck are you even going to do with that?
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>>695712442
>i am actually a security for my girlfriend
>for my girlfriend
>my girlfriend

TOP FUCKING KEK
FUCKING
KEK
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Got one of these.
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The two best between all the ones i ve got
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>>695712442
>a girl will actually date a paranoid autist with knives
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>>695709040
>would be enough to kill someone and is not considered a weapon in case police have a look on it

good choice
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Ravencrest.
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>>695711957
Holy shit.
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>>695712733
?/?
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>>695712442
Kek my lady carries her own. Yeah it's some lightning bolt shaped pos, but she's not a bitch like you and your "lady" is
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Best cringe thread I've seen in a while. If these people were getting mugged they would piss their pants and get their knives stolen before they used them. These things are toys and decorations to you virgins
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>>695708403
The fuck you think you're gonna do with that shit ass knife?
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As large as they can get.
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>>695712442

the amount of actual physical retardation
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>>695712827
Nice letter opener there m8
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>>695712827
Knife tier: Autist
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>>695712823
probably continue to cut his couch like a faggot
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>>695710844
>not *caring* other countries exist
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>>695712613
fucking gay
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> Thread status: fucking screencaped and saved

Pure. Cringe. Gold.
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>>695712827
Not gonna lie, looks pretty flimsy.
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>>695712613
Actual retard spends hundred of dollah on knives to feel better about the size of his dick
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>>695711057
>>695711324
>>695711904
same fag
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>>695711534
Surviving the rough terrain of moms basement, cutting open bags of cheese puffs and slashing at the air pretending to be a rogue from world of Warcraft, cutting open the bag of adult diapers you wear, it's a tough world out there
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>>695708403
better than nothing
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Getting this in the mail soon. Have a couple pocket knives and a karambit lying around in my room somewhere
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>>695712827
Are you going to stab Catelyn Stark? She's not real, Timmy. Game of Thrones is just a fiction. You should stop throwing away your money.
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>>695713075
When. You. Talk. Like. This. You're. The. One. Making. It. Worse.
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>>695713260
No, people are just actually cringing at yall
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>>695712999
trips of truth eurofag
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>>695712442
>implying your anime lovepillow has feelings
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>>695713260
> everyone is the same person on 4chan

This thread is just cringe, any normal person would think the same way, fucking retard.
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>>695713299
Primary use: cutting the table
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>>695713388
banned
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>>695713327
CSGO replica knives, i ll say it non ironicaly, kill yourself
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>>695712442
bait
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>>695710936
for god sake, learn how to take a fucking picture
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>>695713388
dud dat dere luuks sic boi 1!1!!
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Pm2
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>>695713532
> bait
> knife owner being cringe

Actually, I'm pretty sure he can be real. Even if it's sad.
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do these count?
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i got that pb beast
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YOU GUYS COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING
NOTHING IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU WTF!1
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>>695712613
>>695713814
the only two posts featuring non retarded edgelord knives
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>>695713888
>concealed deadly weapon 12 years
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>>695713645
In my pocket right now
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Call me boring, got it on sale for $35
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I have a Karambit and a CRKT Liong Mah #5
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Karambits actually make great utility knives. The ring lets you flip it behind your hand leaving all five fingers free to grasp things without putting it down. It originally was a tool for field work.

Roast me all you want, I know what im doing and you dont.
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>>695714296
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edgy kids itt
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my work knife and my "fancy" knife
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>>695712999

Trips of truth.
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>>695709040
Beast!
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>>695714296
actual CSGO shaped karambit aka. pure physical retardation
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>>695712531
idk lul kill some1 mayb??
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Ya'll niggas ain't shit with your damn flea market novelty knives.

Gerber Automatic Combat Knife.

Go head. try to get online and order one of these.

[spoiler] you don't have the credentials [/spoiler]
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>>695714317
Man, the whiners are just children, jealous or trolls. That's a nice set ya got
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>>695710618
what's that other stuff in your hand?
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I gots this
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>>695710796
It's very easy to get a butterfly in Germany. That being said, you will look like a total douche.
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Does this still count as a knife?
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>>695714589
bitch please these two >>695712613
are more expensive
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>>695714858
Swords do not count as knives unless they're falchions/messers, no.
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>>695714755
Not a fan of the CS:GO styled balisong
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>>695714755
-> actual physical retardation
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>>695708800
fpbp
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>>695715057
Now that s a real flippable balisong
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>>695715057
Yeah, why is a weapon whose purpose is mainly for stabbing made with a curved blade? Doesn't make sense, and I don't like the obnoxious colors they tend to have either.
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Last attempt to post this didn't work,
Good old Swiss army knife
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>>695710577
Autistic dubs
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>>695715013
oh, :(
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>>695714589
Look at these fatty fingers. Obese manlet bragging about his knife.
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>>695710582
So uh, you don't work, do you
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>>695715057
I'm not a csgo fan but it handles better when it has curved handles
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>>695708403
Damn scary world

I know ya'll just looking for a reason to stab some1

I know the reason you want semi automatic and full auto weapons, because one day the bullying gonna get to you and ya'll think its a right to take as many wit you as possible
>american goals
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>>695715259
when you're actualy swiss and actualy have 3 of these
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>>695714932

Cost does not equal quality. So you're actually bragging about paying out the ass for a less attractive and less functional knife?

You are not a smart man are you?
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>>695715282
In medieval times, peasants/civillians would actually use this to get around laws for owning swords, because if it had a single edge, it was considered a knife and therefore a tool and could be carried anywhere.
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>>695715259
why does that dog look autistic
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I got this.
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"I have used these to kill wolves and defend against navy SEALS."

or

"Losers, none of those beat my gun!'

Not sure how to troll this thread today.
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>>695712820
Most people carry knives because they are useful. I used to think people with knives are cringe, and i suppose some are, but then I got a job where you need a knife, and it all makes sense.
Don't worry, someday you'll graduate and maybe you can get a job too!
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>>695715226
You're right I would assume that it's designed for slashing because of the curved blade but it's sharpened on both sides so wtf
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>>695715460
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>>695715452
Ah. That's actually pretty sweet.
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>>695714751
Every Day Carry pic. Flashlight with hanger clip pry tool
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>>695715313
-> compares retarded replica to a benchmade balisong.

also, advanced flipping wise, curved handles are basicaly shit
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>>695708403
big piece of steel
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"Maximum file size allowed 4mb" Fuck.
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>>695715436
boker plus kwaiken flipper -> lesser quality and design.

i guess you never handled one of these
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Can anybody recommend me a decent UK friendly carry blade?
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>>695715460
TOP KEK
Samefag as >>695715259
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If don't have a nice knife then I feel bad for you son
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This one is my favorite knife
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>>695715436
-> aluminium handle vs titanium handle
-> s30V blade steel vs Vg10
-> regular washers vs ikbs ball bearings
-> generic tactical design vs lucas burnley

worth the difference quality wise
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>>695715460
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this is a real knife, not a fucking csgo knife. Learn the difference
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>>695716127
A small karambit or a knife that has a small blade but is visible due to UK laws
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>>695712442
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>>695716127
anything that s not a karambit

look for a kershaw, if you need a not too expensive good quality legal knife
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkCLpMtjlM

This video fit the thread. So much.
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My two Bench made knives.
The inscription is from the Tao Te Ching if anyone was curious.
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>>695710796
Fag get a real knife
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Got about 6 more. Top one I keep on my hiking boots, the kukri is my go-to camping knife/wood ax/cougar defense (the big cat, not the MILF).

The bottom one I found at my grandpa's house after he died, no clue where it came from. It looks custom to me, not sure on the style... but it sharpend really well.
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>>695716389
>WILZUN CUMBAT
>NIPHE

I thought these other faggots with claw shaped weeaboo knives were cringy bugchasing herpetologists. Show us your 1911, O, Lord of Tac
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My two Bench made knives.
The inscription is from the Tao Te Ching if anyone was curious. Part 2
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>>695712442
>a security
>for my girlfriend

Try again, Ranjit Deepak.
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>>695717534
The only nigga here who actually uses his knife not just collecting COLD STEEL pieces of shit to impress weeaboo ham beasts.
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>>695717534
This is why I don't buy coloured blades, it will wear off after barely any use
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>>695717162
Nobody was curious, queerbait.
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>>695716749
Undertale, FTW!!!
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>>695717147
Lol. That's exactly why I got it but it's definitely not a combat knife and I'm not sure why its marketed as such.

Anyway, what's your edc faggot
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-> /k/ 's knife thread = actual knives with no CSGO replicas
-> /b/ 's knife thread = retarded CSGO knives edgelords
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Microtech Ultratech 1/2
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Microtech Ultratech 2/2
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Get a practical knife almost none of you will never be in a knife fight, let alone if you go outside.
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My phone camera gets worse every single day.

Guess how many of these get any use.
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>>695717958
>Practical
>Tanto blade
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>>695717842
Some cheap S&W knife, cost me like 30 bucks, cuts lunch meat like a fucking CHAMP.
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>>695717803
You must love to exist in such a state of ignorance and self disdain. I was merely giving all of you the chance to indulge yourself in one of the most influential pieces of eastern philosophy. I dont give a shit if you're curious about my knives, but I'm glad I planted the seed and when you look of the Tao later try the Stephen Mitchell edition he makes it nice and simple for people like you.
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>>695714207
Wow someone with an actual useful tool.
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>>695717958
Those are great knives and look great doing it
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knives are for faggots

either carry a real personal defense weapon, or learn how to use your fists
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>>695718145
>>695718145
>>695718145
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>>695718145
>I dont give a shit if you're curious about my knives

>keeps posting

I'm not convinced
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>>695718246
implying knives are only used for combat
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>>695714755
You got something else there jimmy
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>>695718041

I had a s&w kinfe for years. It's in a box at my parent's house with a bunch of other shit I had back when I was a teenager.

The truth is I won a bunch of money playing poker and bought something nice the next day. In my opinion, the fact I 'won' this knife and consider it a trophy of sorts adds more to the value than the price tag itself. Maybe that's a little too out there but it's how I justify paying a buck fifty for a sharp peice of metal.
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>>695718145
>Abusing the thesaurus this hard
>being this rustled
>Spouting shit from Taoism

I've never met someone so well regulated. WHAT'S YOUR SECRET.
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>>695714755
do you have a better photo? Look horrible on this one.
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>>695718145
Made in Pakistan in some weapons market
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all I've got
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>>695718246

99% of the utility of a knife is as a tool. Stop entertaining your visions of violent grandeur. In fact the majority of the knifes here wouldn't be ideal in a combat situation.
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>>695717743
its teflon
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>>695714207
Great knife
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>>695717771
>>695717852

I hear you my friend, every fucking time. I'm 32 p, and hunted since I was 13, and. EVER seen anyone using these stupid hook knives.

Ya know what they look like? Those fucking birds from the Dark Crystal. Every. fucking, time.
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>>695718495
Let what comes come and let what goes goes my friend. No need for big words, once again glad I planted the seed-- "W hen the master finishes her work the men cry out in joy "We did it all by ourselves!"
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>>695713464
foundsamefag.exe
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>>695718484
Sounds reasonable. Someone will pay top dollar for that some day.

After having a few S&W knives that cost less than a trip to Planned Parenthood for an STD test, I don't see why people buy knives that cost so much.
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>>695718709

not 13 *p
and *NEVER seen
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ITT: poorfags trying to shit on richfags who have good knives and vice versa.

jesus christ you guys cant even agree on a good knife
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>>695718713
Holy shit, are you real?

>Gets rustled
>gets called out
>comes back like he's Buddha or some shit.
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>>695718026
Kek
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My EDC.
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>>695718145
I'm all for the tao but isn't it a little ass backwards to inscribe this philosophy on a knife?
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>>695718967
> richfags
> because throwing away money on some CSGO shitty replicas

The fuck I'm reading here
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>>695718995
I'd hate to take credit for words that aren't mine (or the Buddhas) they're actually Lao Tzu's. Awesome that you put some thought into it though, look we're getting somewhere now everyone in this thread knows of the Tao Te Ching and its Author :)
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>>695718709
I can legitimately see that. heh
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>>695709140
Yeah, knives are absolutely a substitute for the penis.

Personally, my penis is 95RC steel and great for cutting boxes.
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>>695708403
Here's mine op
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>>695719250
tfw it s not even anime
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EDC
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>>695719250
I see we've been joined by the President of the United FEDORAtion of COLD STEEL.
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>>695719155
those csgo replicas are only ~$60. thats not what i meant by richfags im talking about the people spending 300+ and getting actually good knives
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>>695718995
he wasnt even that rustled lol. u guys are faggots.
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>>695708403
i have no knives for I do not have autism either
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>>695719125
Not to my understanding but if you have a reason I'd love to hear. The Tao gives birth to both good and evil infinite like a bellows. As a conception of the divine its impersonal, simply the universal flow, I carry the knife with me everywhere just as a reminder of the Tao, its easy to get caught up in todays world and all its distractions.
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>>695719070
>>695719397
And when you put these two together...
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>>695714207
Damn nigga that's the bladeHQ exclusive M4 para2. I almost bought one. All i got is a shitty spyderco Yojimbo 2 in CF with S90V. I won't even post that embarrassment of a knife. Seriously though good stuff. I have the M4 titanium/G10 military from way back when.
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>>695719250
You ever read any Nietzsche or Baudrillard? Eastern philosophy kinda blows. The subtlety of ambiguous dual meanings in simple statements is great but it's a little overdone. Like say what you mean, mean what you say.
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>>695719485
>You must love to exist in such a state of ignorance and self disdain. I was merely giving all of you the chance to indulge yourself in one of the most influential pieces of eastern philosophy. I dont give a shit if you're curious about my knives, but I'm glad I planted the seed and when you look of the Tao later try the Stephen Mitchell edition he makes it nice and simple for people like you.

Sounds like some fedora level rustling to me.
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>>695719755
Not ALL Eastern philosophy. What about Sun Tzu?
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Anyone who carries a knife as a tool: that's just great, have fun in this thread.

Karambitfags: get a weapon goddamnit, knives can only kill someone by stabbing them hundreds of times. You're not going to use that thing to cut someone's throat, just get a damn bowie knife so it's at least scary you shitstains.
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>>695713470
Give him some credit, anon, at least he was technically right. Without that knife, it WOULD be more difficult to cut the table
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>>695719872
>yfw
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>this whole thread
You have to be over 18 to post on this site.
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>>695708403
Same in black,made by Honshu

Knife is great,the strap for the sheath was shit though
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>>695719550
well that's exactly it isn't it. I mean I'm a little rusty on the old tao but isn't the idea to be a "lens through which the universe flows, conscious of the ever unfolding tao" you put a quote on a tool. A tool used for cutting, generally cutting flesh.
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>>695719993
Kek good luck
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>>695718145
not interested in phylosophy comming from someone else than lenine
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>>695719872
Thus redirect your attention to my earlier post
>>695714858
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>>695708403
Here's mine. Shit. Wait.
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Currently looking for a knife to cut my gf.

Recommendations?
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My toys. Yes T O Y S
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>>695719843
Sun Tzu is an interesting read but its hardly philosophy. It's more a guide to being an officer in the army. I guess i take that back. Some pieces of eastern philosophy are needlessly esoteric. to the point of egotism.
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>>695713327
>shit tier red/black color scheme
>retarded curved handles
>assisted opening tab on a butterfly knife
>on. a. fucking. butterfly. knife.
>also has a karambit
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>>695720156
A gun
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>>695719755
>You ever read any Nietzsche or Baudrillard?

Not sure if you've posted before but I adore Nietzsche! Finished Ecce Homo recently and am half way through Untimely Meditations (Schopenhauer as Educator has to be one of my favorite pieces of philosophy period). Its bold to say that eastern philosophy blows, I mean the example you used is reminiscent of a critical principle in Taoism called Wu Wei or a doing without doing, it doesnt have to do with ambiguity its actually a precise practice which takes a huge amount of discipline to master. Why do you think monks, hermits etc. in meditate? To dwell on the ambiguity of everything? Or because they are moving towards a very fixed goal. I'm glad you brought up Nietzsche though everyone should read Untimely Meditations its absolutely brilliant!
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>>695719872
>get a weapon
>posts a sword

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs
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>>695708403

I have about a dozen and each one has a fork and a spoon to match!
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>>695708403
>2016
>not using claws

Yeah have fun with that kiddie shit. This is mine
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>>695720097
Except you're wrong.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=knife+definition

>1. an instrument composed of a blade fixed into a handle, used for cutting or as a weapon.

2 is a verb. Swords are knives. I don't care about your PERSONAL AUTISTIC CRITERIA
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>>695720136
>GLAWK

WHY
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>>695720080
lenine? like french spelling for Lenin?
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>>695720217

Too quick. Also hard to get outside of 'murica.
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>>695720251
You're going to use a knife to defend yourself against a pistol? THe reality is you're not brandishing a sword in attack or aggression. You're being mugged in a fucking city, and they either have a pistol and you give them your stuff or they have a knife or nothing and you pull out a 3' razor blade?
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>>695714317
Or, you know, you could just set the knife down and have all five fingers free to handle objects without also having to also worry about the knife dangling off of your hand.
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>>695720299
EZ with the flame, I agree with you. Maybe you took the post the wrong way?...
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>>695713327
>lenny generator
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>>695720299
well

my google directs me to the band
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Knife
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>>695713417
Fuckin lost it
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>>695720462
Uhh, see the youtube video I posted in that comment, faglord.

Carry what you can, be it a knife or a gun, preferably both. Swords are impractical as FUCK all around.
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>>695720224
I liked beyond good and evil and that thus spoke zarathustra thing.
>>695720205
I think i reiterated my point here a little better.

To be honest I haven't studied Eastern philosophy nearly enough. I love the idea of zen bhudism, ensos tsukekus and maekus.
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>>695719447

Just because it's that expensive doesn't mean it's worth it. It could just be that somebody put a whole lot of time and effort into making said knife, and you're paying for the artists time basically. When I was stationed in Guam, I got so friendly with the locals for killing so many of the damned invasive wild hogs, they made me a knife out of a local small deer antler they found on the ground, some glue and a cheap, full tang K-BAR. That blade has lasted me for over 10 years.
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>>695720610
Oh, sorry then; I thought you were "knives arent swords" guy. Have a great day, "swords are knives," guy!
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>>695720322
Because no matter what you're doing, where you're going, what gets on it, in it, in front of it, no matter what you do to it, as long as you feed it good ammo and aren't a limp wristed pussy, when you pull the trigger it goes boom every time.
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>>695720437

Must be expensive as fuck.
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My tacticool foldery knifey thing because muh freedumbs and needs to justifications of my weepuns.
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>>695710936
cool keyboard
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>>695720039
It's truly difficult for me to believe that knives are generally used to cut flesh(?) I use mine for work on a daily basis. A matter of semantics really, but you bring up a wonderful point and I dont know exactly how to answer-- I have not grasped the Tao fully or else I wouldn't be here. Any attempt to grasp it or to explain it to you (despite my absolute ignorance) would simply move me further from what I long for in my heart. I simply wish to share the word of Lao Tzu so people think, in this era intellect and introspection have lost their premium. I thank you though
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>>695720136
Here's mine my edc kinda wish I hadn't gone with the baby tho can't hit anything outside 25 yards
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>>695720667
>Uhh, see the youtube video I posted in that comment, faglord.
>youre not going to use a sword vs a pistol
>UUUUUH DUDE LOOK AT THE VIDEO FROM THAT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE
>a knife is practical for self defense; but not swords which are literally the same thing but as a weapon instead of a tool
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what's your opinion on a fairbairn-Sykes ?
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>>695711957
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>>695720295
>3edgy5me
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>>695720736
£22 at the most. Used the website Ioffer.
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>>695720295
You have a belt sheath for that shit, Voldo?
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>>695720815
Muh 40 fag! I have a 22. Don't worry about yardage. The farthest you'll ever really need it is gonna be 10ft or less. Unless you're shooting a fleeing criminal lol
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Literally carry this everyday. Never had an issue it.
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>>695720646
You Google is German and is probably too distracted by the Remove All References to Hitler and Pretend he Was Never Legally Voted in to Power and Widely Supported (RARHPWNLVitP+WS) algorithm to function properly.
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>>695708403
What wear
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>>695720667
Weeaboo autistic this if you want: if someone has they finger ont he trigger of a pistol pointed at you, you can still drawcut faster than most people's reaction times and slash the wrist or even chop the hand off if you have a sabre or a katana or any curved sword. If you don't think it's true, then your experience if swords is from video games and movies.

You could also get shot by someone with a higher than average reaction time. You're certainly not going to draw your karambit and CQC them before they blow your brains out, so it's really fucking pointless to argue that point anyway
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>>695720845
>Knife
Light, fast, easy to conceal.
>BIG KNIF(Sword)
Heavy, slow, hard to conceal

Which one is better for defense there, bucky?
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>>695720772
thanks for the candid answer. I guess I get it, in that it is "ungettable" it really makes me happy to know there are people who still honor these traditions. even in ass backwards ways eheh.
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>>695708403
Ye
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>>695721058
Allahu Akbar.
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>>695710432
That's pretty good
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>>695718863

Do you really think someone will buy it for more than 150 in the future?

That'd be cool.
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>>695717803
>Nobody was curious, queerbait.
Um, I care. There is still more space in my cringe folder and that is perfect.
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>>695720646
silent shout & shaking the habitual are awesome
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>>695720680
Thank you for being so open minded! Zen Buddhism is mostly (and I say mostly) the result of western influence. Mahayana Buddhism is beautiful though and contains the majority of Buddhist verse and text --- Alan Watts is also a beautiful author who effectively applies eastern philosophy in a western context,
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>>695720911
Excellent when sharpened all the way down, mid-tier when merely factory sharp. Don't ever be fooled by people that say they're "supposed to be sharpened like that." The factory edge on FSFK was intended for THE USER to DECIDE how much blade they wanted. Not intended to keep the same 1.5" sharp stabbing tip.
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>>695721028
I know but I can hit a1 inch target with my 1911 at 75 yards so my accuracy with the 27 is very disappointing I'm getting a little better tho I'm not a very big guy so the 45 prints pretty bad and Is uncomfortable concealed
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>>695721061
sorry to disappoint you

See, i googled this popular propaganda video filled with all the lies that are forbidden by law here and still i get all the results.

We value freedom of speech and information here. More than you might think. Now fuck off
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