Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>695656730
See ya later.
Iowa claim
>>695656170
Well I hope you get a better computer. MOBAs are on and off for me however. Just whenever I'm in the mood for super salt I guess.
>>695656390
EXCUSE ME. I've still got fight in me yet. Not like I'd lose to an idol.
>>695656520
I would but weather right now makes me want to die walking. Maybe during the fall I might pick it up. I take it you also know Hamon?
>>695656555
I'm pretty sure this year has been a high point. I've been happier than I've ever been.
Miria Claimed
Claimed
>>695657376
Ymir is #1 waifu. Too underrated.
Dio-sama...
>Claimed again
![Kirino [177].png](https://i.imgur.com/sX2Jolm.jpg "Kirino [177].png")
no u
Emi claimed
DC Mizy
>Claim-eeee.
>>695657765
holy fuck lost hard
Claim has been made
>>695657746
Cool knife!
>>695657685
>TBH, she is far cuter than every girl in SNK.
>She's also tall, and tall is better
>>695657647
I'm not just any idol. I'm Nico fucking Nii.
Nico Claimed~
>>695658003
Too bad she's the worst titan shifter.
>>695658104
worst idol
claimed.
>>695657068
Her and Dio are both blonde powerful beings who torment the MC and kill MC's father as well as being capable of giving anyone a mental refitting so they have a few things in common.
But hey, at least she can walk in the sunlight!
>>695658275
But hey, at least Dio killed the MC!
>>695658160
Yeah her titan is shit.
But if you ignore the titan she is a shy and smart tsundere. She's also Nordic.
>>695657068
>>695657700
Dude I can't say I know your pain since you have the blue screen problem..have you ever tried figuring out games you like and your laptop is able to run at default settings?
>>695657290
>>695657891
Hello icee
>>695657420
>>695657765
I've no problem with that ;) may not have elegy bit still continues to push forward. Oh so I read that wrong and though god eater? Haven't seen soul eater
>>695657650
Yo
>>695657746
New here?
>>695657647
Sweating is good for you! Cleans out your skin of excess stuff like oil and possible acne build up
>>695658390
But he got wrecked by his great grandson.
Pucci did a better job then him.
>>695658275
Sorry for the late response, I was calling my dad.
I'm gunna go to bed now. I'll see you later, anon. <3
>>695658487
I still rather half-elves.
>>695658217
>file size too big to post. so have a link. ya salt factory.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/074/987/2fe.gif
>>695658390
He also killed any chance for me to enjoy part 5.
Claimed
>Barely staying awake edition
>>695658648
Goodnight, Asuka anon!
>>695658729
Hello plushie. You can do it!
>>695658561
you replied to me thinking I was Emi
>filename
>>695658717
I never seen that show, what anime?
>>695658104
You might be Nico Nico nii but you're still an idol and cannot compete with a fokin boat.
>>695658561
It might be good but I hate it! Like I said makes me want to die man.
>>695658718
>part 5
you mean Dio's shit child's adventure
>>695658729
>Have to zoom my phone to see blurry images.
Makoto?
>Cutie~
>>695658561
Smugbane.
>>695658561
Yo! So what exactly goes on here? I figured people just claimed their waifus and that was that
>>695658561
It's so very good, I cannot recommend it enough
>>695657986
I've got a lot of knives.
>>695658576
Give him a break, it's a miracle for a main villain to kill an MC, and not some kind of shitty "temporary death" where the MC comes back to life stronger or just straights up fucks him up from the grave.
>>695658718
Who cares about Giorno, well I guess he's still better than that horse rider Diego, although I like the way Diego talks. In fact the only thing I don't like about Diego is that he rides a horse
god damn I hate horses.
>>695659097
>>695657986
Oh I forgot I wanted to do a thing with knives and the picture
woeva
>>695658894
Re: zero
Totally recommended
>>695656797
Both can result at people yelling at the screen :^)
>>695657158
That's wonderful, best thing to do to stay whole. Well I'm happy to oblige. Nope, not at all, was being more specific I would say~. Hope yours has the same outcome as well, with whatever you eventually decide to do.
>>695657420
Agreed man, with a budget like that he'd pull off some cool stuff for sure.
>>695657647
Hey that's even better, especially with all the crazy world events going on.
>>695658729
You know what to put on in order to stay awake.
>>695658871
I doubt it. I'm surprised I even made it to work. Riding a motorcycle truly is an easy way to make sure you don't fall asleep. Too bad it's picky on if it wants to actually wake you up, or just let the awake happen till the end of the ride.
>>695658979
Nou!
What up Mizore?
>Besides your data usage
>>695659267
Maki R34? :^)
Am i allowed to claim my FFXIV girl as waifu? That was the sole purpose of her creation.
>>695658875
Damn. Thought it was picture swap. Nice
>>695658901
THAT'S THE POINT!
>>695658979
How goes it?
>>695659031
We actually converse dude. Possibly the nicest thread you'll come across in/ b/
>>695659045
Alright I'll add it to my list
>>695659267
Both have different genres :^)
>>695659240
Thanks nigga. I'll check it out.
>>695659205
So many knives...
only the smuggest of the smug
>>695658718
ok ok i swear it was just a prank
>>695659473
>Sleepy
>Cute poses
>Begging to be molested while passed out~
Nothing much, played tomb raider, tired
>I think you know~
>>695659240
>re:zero
I love/hate that anime. God I love watching it but it can hurt sometimes.
>>695659267
World events haven't really gotten me down. I feel like how I am isn't gonna be broken anytime soon. Events got you down a bit?
>>695659532
I ENJOY MY WILL TO LIVE DAMMIT
>>695659097
That's true but why didn't he check the second compartment of the coffin he escaped in for Erina?
He could have ended it much quicker.
Claimed. He can unzip me anytime
>>695659532
People might disagree with me but it's one of the few animes where the English dub is pretty good
>>695659621
My waifu only needs one.
>>695659532
It definitely seems like the nicest! haha, whose your waifu?
>>695658901
I can when that boat is out of commision and is just walking fan service~
>>695659097
Hopefully no one i talk to will ever care about Giorno. And I agree with you about Diego mainly because i just dislike the spinoff after part 6.
>>695659267
I'm glad to hear it! Anytime i get to spend with you is not going to be time wasted n_n and hey be as specific as you want. I enjoy it~
I think i have a game plan now too and i don't see my night being anything but a good one. Especially since it's with you.
>>695659708
Not even calling it a social experiment for me? Wow.
>>695659532
Goes good smugnado. My sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked.
3 smug 5 me
>>695659933
>Choosing anybody from part five.
>Nui
>>695659855
How does it hurt you?
>>695659946
>>695659621
>needing knives
>>695659621
Dio also keeps some in his pants, and not into pockets, just straight up in his pants and I don't think that's very safe.
>>695659870
I don't think he expected Jonathan's descendent to gain a some ghost thing that can punch very fast and stop time, he probably didn't expect getting the same ghost but stronger in every way.
>>695659946
Yes but look at ALL these knives
Your waifus are fucking edgy
>>695657376
Quads again
>>695659639
Who is that, might I ask? She seems pretty interesting
>>695659473
Hey man, you didn't end up sleeping for eternity. Right?
>>695659639
I like you
>>695659855
https://youtu.be/oXJ1FZKwI7c
We all do. Some have to fight for it regardless how hard life hits them
>>695659935
Besides dragon Ball z and pokemon, you'll recommend this in English dub?
>>695660033
Shinoa from owari no seraph. Your's?
>>695660045
Oh damn sun. How bad we talking about?
>smugado
>
>>695660526
Wait fuck whoops here they are
>>695660517
NOW THAT'S GREAT
>>695660035
fuck social experiments pranks are better
>>695660404
Except it lost to said punch ghost that's inferior in every way,
>>695660517
Nice~
>>695660574
>Can't view gifs.
>Can't open some images.
Well I took a 4 hour nap at noon for no reason after sleeping 10 hours the night before.
>>695660574
She looks pretty cool! and cute too :P, mine is Miria Harvent from Baccano. Why did you pick her?
>>695660035
Hey! This boat still has some fight left!
>>695660165
more or less the newest episodes have hurt to watch haha. Like How Subaru has become and how his fuck ups effect everyone.
>>695660574
Thanks for the video man but I still don't think I'm gonna jog around in the heat of a thousand suns
>>695660902
>>695660865
Well I did say it was a miracle for the main villain to kill an MC, miracles don't happen twice you know.
>>695659798
Perv!
>Too tired for lewd, send help
>>695660574
Of course, I barely woke up in time to get my clothes on and get to work!
Also, I'm hoping it's just my sleep schedule being out of whack, but I feel a bit sick.
>>695659473
Not that kind of "up" you cheeky idol.
>>695659532
Both sell the same over-priced merchandise :^).
>>695659855
Wouldn't necessarily say down but stunned. Back to back with one another things keep erupting and it doesn't look like it's getting any better.
>>695660035
Well that's certainly good to know. Do you now? I'll keep that in mind then~. Great, I could say the same thing. Makes it all the better.
always smug
>>695660574
Yeah, I would also recommend Cowboy Bebop and FMA in english as well. But like I said people might disagree and even you might not like it but I honestly don't think it's that bad. There's certainly worse...I watched the first episode of Death Parade in english and the second I heard Decim's voice I immediately went back to Japanese.
>>695661068
Doesn't Pucci count?
QOTT: whats your favorite pokemon that isn't a legendary or starter? That'll be for next thread
Claiming. I wanna cast explosion inside Megumin
Well enough, now I'm going to leave.
>>695661366
Pucci's a nigger so nothing counts for him.
>Sameji lurking
>>695661267
I don't know why but recent events haven't phased me as much. Shit sort of happens and I move on.
>>695661373
that's a tie between Aggron and Metagross for me
>>695661533
See ya trap fan
>>695661486
Knives beat explosions everytime
>>695661245
>To tired for lewd?
>To tired to resist~
Oh yeah, you're getting molested~
>>695661373
Not legendary or starter?
Vulpix.
>>695661373
Clefairy
>>695661533
But said Nigger did more than Dio.
>>695661373
Do Digimon count?
Shiro claimed
>>695661810
Nigger didn't live for 100 years so nigger can shut the fuck up.
kgudnitenow
>>695661713
Not always
>>695660980
Heh.. prove it then grandma!
>>695661267
Of course I do~ hehe be as specific and detailed as you want with me. I'm just glad i can return the feeling for ya love <3
>>695660648
I take it you're not gonna answer what I ask?
>>695660902
Oh it's fine dude. Can you go on youtube or Google?
Sounds like you earned the sleep. What time do you sleep and wake up?
>>695660937
>
Would you recommend watching her show?
Shes cute, confident, kicks ass and knows it
>>695660980
Kek not when it's hell outside
>>695661245
Got coffee there? And it's normal if you work night shift despite humans aren't meant to be nocturnal
>>695661267
Both have series :^)
>>695661355
I'll take your word for it and Kek
>>695661812
Eh let's here it
>>695662286
I though it was for next thread, whatever
Scyther, he's great.
K now I'm leaving for realsies
>>695661533
Take care dio
>Shinoa
R8 my waifu please.
>>695657685
>>695658003
>>695659542
>>695661911
At least he didn't wrecked like Dio.
See you later, Dio anon.
>>695662429
Meant this
>>695658561
Bye now
>>695662429
Goodbye knife guy
>>695662491
Same as before
Worst titan shifter/10
>>695662286
I hope you enjoy it! Soul Eater is my second favorite series
>>695662574
Oh the game thing I forgot to answer it
I browse for games on steam every so often, but they're all crap
K now I swear I'm leavin no jokes no pranks no social experiment
getting some free pokecucks here:
http://kmitb.top/pokecoins
try it if you want m8ys
>>695661995
I don't think I have to prove anything to you! All these guns can prove it.
>>695662286
Hell is an understatement.
>>695662725
IF YOU LIE TO ME ONE MORE TIME
>>695662725
Begone before the light shines.
>>695662725
Take care no man. I'll give you a site tomorrow if you show up
>>695662286
YouTube no
Google yes
Pandora, no
Pokemon no
>I can't load that Gif above you, it froze.
>>695661373
Slaking or Absol.
here heart broken edition
>>695662286
I would! it's a bit confusing at first cus it does the backwards/forwards in time sorta stuff, but once you get whats goin on its pretty cool. Whats your show about?
>shes cute, confident, kicks ass
oh cool! my waifu is kinda opposite on the "kicks ass" front. I just love her personality
>eh lets here it
i was more joking, i don't really know all that much about Digimon haha
I demand to eat your waifus creampie!
>>695663381
Hey it's you
>>695663259
Over what.
>>695663457
Okay.
>
>>695663307
I can't return your love.
>>695661638
It's kinda been the same way. I agree with that though, it happens and well that's just it. It happens and there's nothing to be done. After a week or 2 everyone forgets about it, guilty of that too.
>>695661995
Wew, I'll definitely be sure to keep that in mind then. You're a qt3.14 ya know that?
>That gif
Saved.
>>695662286
Both have followings :^)
>>695663496
nothing, how u shiro?
>>695663623
W-why?...
>>695663496
I can't ever have nice things, can i?
>>695663828
I am fine.
>>695663930
What do you mean?
Alright friendos I'm off
Good night!
>>695662949
heh the ones that backfire and kill their own crewmen?
>>695663699
Good u_u and heh right back at you..! You're gonna make me start smiling like some kinda idiot..
>I know right? I love it so much!
>>695664154
night night!
>>695663901
Because I don't feel that way towards you.
>>695664154
Nighty night.
>>695662659
Ooooh what's the first?
>>695662949
Tartarus
>>695663165
Oh here's the gif thing
f797c98d758e2c3d767c4da62002657124eac14c_hq.gif
>>695663259
Sachi has someone already my dude
>>695663361
So in a way it's like arrow since it has flashbacks
Humans living in a world where vampire harvest children as food source and they kill vampires of course. Showbiz self has funny moments. The specials has the funniest moments
Same here dude. Can't hate her too
Oh well then what your fav pokemon? Lol
>>695663699
Both can have cliff hangers :^)
>>695664154
Night!
Bros I need help. I started playing Stardew valley this morning and have just gotten Abigail as my girlfriend and now I can't proceed. She's just become everything I want in a girl, she connects with me deeply, which is weird because it's not felt like that with a 2DQT before.
I can't play now. Everytime I see her she reminds me of what I don't really have, I feel depressed every time now. Fuck.
>>695664144
I wanted to eat a waifu's creampie.
>>695664419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwSpHSLu3kw
>>695663699
No need to be guilty over it. Shit happens.
>>695664288
Of course! Imagine what it would happen if it got to you.
>>695664547
No we're getting closer.
Every soldier is an IDIOT! Every single one! Despite intense mental training to be able to react within and defuse a dangerous situation within a war zone, on top of thorough weapons/combat/rescue training and a likely military education, everyone that joins is an IDIOT! On top of that, there's no possible personal political or philosophical reasons why someone would join the military, because EVERY SINGLE SOLDIER is just some DUMB IDIOT that read a poster, crawled under some shit, and declared themselves a hero!
>>695664620
Well yea, I said I was going to make one!
>>695664547
Fullmetal Alchemist :)
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
clmd
>>695664847
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Kyouko.
>>695657654
season 1 > season 2 :)
>>695664742
I see no evidence. Underage b is underage.
>>695664742
I already know that, I lived through hell and I still am. <3
>>695664547
>flashbacks
well sorta, it has flash backs and flash forwards? if thats the right term? its kinda weird, i don't fully understand it myself, all i know is I would kill to have a girl like Miria in my life.
>fave pokemon
Hmm, im not super big into pokemon, but the one that comes into mind is the one with the skull on his head? quebone or somethin? im not sure. Whose your fav?
>>695664547
Doesn't work like that smugo.
>>695664695
>Can't view gif
>Can't watch YouTube
This is why we will never work.
>>695664742
>Civilian.
Kek.
>>695664419
B-but Mizore....
>>695665489
Hidden Hottie.
>>695665122
First season was great, second season blew my mind though
>>695665593
No buts.
>My butts
But no buts.
>>695664783
I wanted to eat her semen filled cunt.
Shinoro
>>695665740
>Easily spotted
>Mizore
>>695665769
Okay...
>>695664154
Night Emi.
>>695664288
Haha, a little smile every now and then is fine, expresses happiness. Now what may be causing that happiness~.
>As do I now.
Also, I was wondering what was your favorite LL song?
>>695664547
Both can have sequels :^)
>>695664730
That is true, it's not the guilt of "Oh I could of done something" just it's pretty easy to tone it out after a week or so. Oh well, as said. Shit happens.
>>695661267
Ayyyyy. :^)
>>695661373
Sylveon.
>>695661715
Ehhhhhhh?!
>>695662286
Next door, but I don't really drink coffee.
>>695664742
roll :o
>>695664547
i already have 5 people :O
>>695664695
I was expecting decent lewds, fuck you.
>>695665966
Good.
>I'm sure you'll find someone.
>>695666087
>Fucking fairy pokemon.
>That "about to be groped/drugged and molested" picture
You reaaaaally want to be molested, don't you?
>>695666107
If I remember right, you owe one raping~
>>695665986
The shitposting that ensues after each one is also pretty worthwhile haha
>>695664730
The surface of altair
>>695664842
Wew that good huh?
>>695664847
Night
>>695665303
One of those things I'll have to see huh?
Oh cubone lol. I answered it below the QOTT
>>695665489
Yo
>>695665986
Both have well known celebs in them
>>695666087
How about when you really need it?
>>695666107
>>695665986
I'll give you a hint~ Red Hair.
And hmm good question! I think I have to go with Snow Halation. What about you?
>>695665966
Fucking whore I thought you were with Rikka and she owns you
>>695666516
?!
>>695666795
Hello...
>>695666516
Fuck off
She is mine!
>>695667013
Hello, cutie
>>695666939
I hope Rikka punishes me for this.
>>695667297
fug u
