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Dubs decide what I say
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We should get some coffee.
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are you willing to send nudes? ill send them too
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Feeling like killing myself.
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>>695611025
you already said
how are you?
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>>695611255
>>695611195
alright cool, reply with
same, dtf?
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>>695611227
re roll

post pics nigga
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Whats ur opinion on niggers?
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>>695611358
re re roll
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>>695611328
>>695611195
ofcourse its probably a catfish but why do i care
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>>695611428
re re re roll
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reroll

Whats your opinion on niggers?
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Reroll

Whats ur opinion on niggers?
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>>695611195
Spit swallow or facial?
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>>695611417
Rollin
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>>695611601
Roll
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Niggers Rule
- Bill Nye the Race Traitor Guy
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>>695611601
This
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I want pegged
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>>695611601
rllin
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FART INSIDE MY ASS HOLE ILL FART THAT FART BACK INTO UR ASS HOLE. WELL RECYCLE THAT FART UNTIL 12TH GENERATION FART. SHIT IN MY DICK PISSING ON CUNTS. PISS IN MY MOM. PISS IN MY MOM. PISS IN MY DADS PREGNANT BELLY.
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>>695611025
Do you prefer to spit swallow or facial?
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>>695611025
>inb4 "I need a plane ticket to see you"
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>>695611195
You can zozzle my nozzle if ya want
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>>695611601
rhis
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>>695611773
This.
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send nudes bitch
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Keep rolling she will get bored
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Roll: I'm a god fearing Christian who practices abstinence.
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>>695611844
Winrar
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>>695611743
You need to see a doctor
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>>695611844
Checked waiting for her response
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>>695611743
roll
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>>695611885
Roll
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>>695611025
You know this is a bot right? are you that pathetic that you fall for these bots that will eventually link you too a skype or a web page. What a fail thread this is.
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Are u casul ?
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Show me your asshole
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>>695611743
roll plzzz I need this
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>>695612001
>>>695611025 (OP) #
>You know this is a bot right? are you that pathetic that you fall for these bots that will eventually link you too a skype or a web page. What a fail thread this is.
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someone took the toilet seat, lol
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>>695612174
Take a pic of your tits outside and send me please
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>>695612000
Trips
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>>695612175
i prefer children
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>>695612174
Please send me a pic of your tits
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>>695612174
I would also prefer that xx
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>>695612218
This
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>>695612415
Do it
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>>695612368
wrong one>>695612174
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>>695612415
Thisss
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>>695612522
winrar
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>>695612522
Winnnrar
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>>695612522
Cheked
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Ok.. another question..

Zozzle or kek?
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>>695612218
roll
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...and pussy plz baus
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I would take you to my castle made of cum
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Don't fuck it up too much
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>>695613192
reroll
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I'm a lemon, and i want to increase the PH of your vigina
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>>695613198
Abort
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>>695613198
i like kids btw im a paster
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I want to suck on those toes dawg
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>>695613198
"i am an extreme homosexual and enjoy regularly fucking animals whilst fingering my 6 year old boyfriends ass ;)"
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>>695613198
>2016
>doesnt have anything that takes a locture
Abort
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>>695613198
Not even a old one ? I need them to Jerk off
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>>695613452
>locture
kys
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>>695613421
re
roll
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>>695613198
>web cam
>using a phone.
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>>695613198
what do you call a punch that could take out 40 first graders?

a sandy hook

kappa
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>>695613198
Well then sorry. Im what they call trisexual. I like boys, girls and racoons. You down baby? When was the last time you had warm salty cum sprayed on your face and fucked like an animal?
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>>695612218
Rolling
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>>695613736
This
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>>695613699
winrer
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>>695612218
Rerolling
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>>695613736
Trips getbthis
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>>695612218
This
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>>695613736
Dubs get
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>>695612218
Reroll
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>>695612218
This
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>>695613198
>webcam
>using
>a
>p h o n e
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>>695613637
reroll
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>>695613736
Do this
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what about your phone?
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>>695613914
SHEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>695613699
winrar
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>>695613966
dubs have spoken
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>>695613966
Winrararar
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>>695614027
Its a troll budddy
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>>695613914
This means that you are not the only one OP
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>>695614182
TIts with timestamp or fake
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>>695613966
Win op
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>>695614370
kek
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>>695614384
Well I can't ask her for a time stamp
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>>695614370
Im cracking up. Do this


Listen jessie, i need to tell you a secret. Promise not to judge me too much? Well i once had sex with my sister. I wasndrunk, it was dark, i thought she was my friend. It was great. I never came so hard. Then i woke up to my sis. I havent been able to eat pussy since.
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>>695614696
This
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>>695614625
hello tyler this is your abomination of a child, cakeyler. ever since you brought me into this world i have known nothing but pain due to my horrible mutations caused by the way you birthed me. every moment of my life is constant agony and this has made me pure toxic cakeyler. anyone who eats me will die except for you of course my father. feed me to your enemies or to anyone who is not as toxic as yourself. i love you and the damage we can do together. cakeyler signing out.
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She's about as robotic as a T-1000 bud
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>>695614696
Roll for win
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send her this

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>695614625
Rollerball
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>>695614696
Roll
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>>695614696
This
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>>695614696
Dubbabbbs get
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>>695614625
Got any pics of younwith cum
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>>695614791
YES
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>>695614944
DING DING DING WINRAR
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good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
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>>695614791
reell
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Delivered
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>>695614944
kek
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ask her what pokemon shes caught so far
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>>695614625
Tell me. Do you have any pics of you sucking a hard cock?
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One time my mother called me a son of a bitch, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother. cant stop me
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>>695614791
reroll
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>>695615195
4455roll
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>>695615203
re
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what other pics do you have?
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>>695615285
Fuckin greek fag its fuckin fake idiots
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>>695615285
Fucking kek
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>>695614791
roll
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>>695615210
rereroll
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>>695615285
Send me pocs of you with a cock in your mouth or cum on your face
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>>695615388
WinRar
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>>695615379
pion koroidevis r mlka
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>>695615285
kek'd but fake
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>>695615379
I hate you. I was just using you to get money off the internet.
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>>695615379
its a dude kek, no girl would go this far
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>>695615314
roll

also op why do you do this to yourself? she seems hot and wants to fuck so why ruin it
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>>695612218
This
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>>695614791
>gorilla warfare
every fucking time
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>>695615379
So when we doing this? Tell me in detail whatbyour gonna do to my naked body when i walk in your room?
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>>695615561
roll
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I lyk this bot
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>>695615561
Cuz fake mate
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>>695615620
Fo it
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>>695615285
Do you play pokemon go?
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>>695615561
Op is gay and doesn't fuck women
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>>695615638
roll

i just wanna see what happens
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Do you like scat play?
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>>695615709
agin
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>>695615620
Thhtthhthtis
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>>695615521
re
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>>695615388
WE HAVE A WIN
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>>695615698
Roll
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>>695615728
Reroll
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>>695615728
That's a good one... roll for that
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Please fuck me in the butt with your longest dildo
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>>695615379
Starting to think samefag signed in on both. One phone, the other PC. No way it would go that far and be fine.
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>>695615620
Winrrr
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>>695615620
Do itt7
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Praise ISIS
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Ask her if she's a pedophile
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>>695615777
Trips pls
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Alright, lets just cut to the chase, where and when do you want to fuck?
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>>695615620
Do itt7i
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>>695615934
Roll
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Send this to her
Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus
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>>695615620
Roll im horny
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>>695616023
Again
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>>695616063
this
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>>695615620
Dubs
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>>695616063
roll
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False dubs but whatever
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You are all so fuckin retarded this is so fucking fake
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>>695616099
Winnns
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>>695615314
lets try this again

for the potential
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>>695616202
ellinas i kiprios ?
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Hey pendejo want taco?
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>>695616099
Do it
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Op is a fake faggot
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please read this please dont just ignore me please like just honestly respond and if you still want me entirely out of your life just say so I'll respect what you want but please just read this im sorry i know you wont ever forgive me and that you hate me now and you probably think im an asshole which I understand you have every right to think that because what i did really just was bad and i cant argue that it wasn't because i know it was so i get why you hate me but you know even tho you couldnt care less about what i say ill still try because i could care less if im wasting my time and you arnt gonna read it its still worth a try but like kris you better know that everything i said was wrong and that you should never believe any of what i said I know you probably think an idiot for saying that since you probably already don't even think about what i said but i still want to say that none of those words are true because i said all that but its not what I really think i still really think that you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen and the nicest girl i know and you're funny and smart and your eyes are unbelievable and still make me smile when i see them and your honest and you put others before you more than anyone i have ever seen its simply amazing you are a next to perfect person to me and even your flaws and perfect and arnt even really flaws and you probably disagree and say you're not perfect and you still hate me but that doesn't really matter because i just had to say what I really thought not that it will probably make any difference but i just hope this doesn't make you mad cause I still just want you to be happy and sending this might make you mad but i kinda want to stop crying every night and im hoping this helps but seriously you are amazing and dont listen to anyone who says otherwise especially me because im an idiot and everything i said was just wrong I seriously just nevermind but you're perfect just don't let what i said affect
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>>695616278
Roll
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>>695616278
again
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>>695615536
Get
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>>695616202
All this fucking obvious flirting is turning me off, if you keep doing that consider yourself blocked
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>>695616202

Anon just send a picture of your cock
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>>695616380
Agreed
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>>695616380
dubs are bs tbh
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>>695616202
Actually someone rolled trips so it's alright
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>>695616389
This
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Op getting catfished
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I need to call my boyfriend hang on
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>>695616367
roll
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>>695616422
Send me a gross cock to send her
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>>695616472
pls
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>>695616473
What is your phone number?
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>>695616389
roll
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Uh, I have a boyfriend.
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>>695616598
Jesus
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>>695616367
rollin
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>>695616594
Just google 'gross cock' you fucking faggot
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>>695616608
roll 4 potential lulz
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>>695615314
surely these will be dubs
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Please respond
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>>695616771
dubs are gey
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I don't think your father would like the things I will do to you
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i got a fart and shitting fetish and i want u 2 explode ur load all over my chest and watch you lick it off bby mmmmmm
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>>695616770
roll
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>>695616832
ez dubs
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>>695616983
ezier dubs
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>>695616893
roll
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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.
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>>695616828
Did I tell you about that time I busted in a peanut butter jar and then forcefed it to my younger sister?
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>>695616828
What the fuck are you doing here? Are you catfishing her?

If dubs:
I want to tie you up and fill all of your holes with cum
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>>695617026
I'm almost doing half of the posting at this point lol
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let me shit on your face
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Sens her pic of a micro penis
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What if i told you i had a tiny penis?
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>>695616828
I'm going to chew on your nipples and shit on your face.
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>>695617122
there we go
ill stop shitposting now
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>>695617070
This
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>>695617144
OOOOOOOOOOOOH
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youre so thursty... it makes me cringe
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Three dubs in a row holy fuck
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Can I see your penis?
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>>695617122
>>695617133
>>695617144
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i love cocks in my ass
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>>695617144
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Niggers are not people .
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>>695617447
Op is an legend kek
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I took so much viagra and now I cant have a boner without it.
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Please respond
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Nice foreskin OP, wanna dock??
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/b/ waits
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>>695617447
Thats not micro. Anyway, sendero this:
>>695617539
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Can i see your feminine dick?
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>>695616893
Please this
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Send her: oh babe! When we are together I am gonna take your arms up my ass and cum with only your arms in my ass
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obv a catfish but still keks
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>>695617733
>ill bring another friend
>with a bigger dick
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>>695617733
FUCKIN FAKE AF
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
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>>695617733
I like trees for some reason
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>>695617733
Send a naked vid or you are not getting this dick
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>>695617536
Have you followed this thread?
OP and girl is almost certainly samefag
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Listen what's your address I'm on my way
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>>695617733
"I wanna run a train on you with every nigger in new york and shit in your throat while my friend Jerome rims your inferior greek anus"
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>>695616893
rhiss
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>>695617733
Does your friend have a penis?
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>>695617948
R
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>>695617931
Roll
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>>695617826
That
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Feeling like killing myself.
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roll: I'm gay
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>>695617940
>almost
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Im gay
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>>695617931
Rolll
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Let me see your sexy pussy
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Fuck you
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>>695616828
Ohh see, that's where you fucked up. My dick is small. So...
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Send her a pic of your asshole
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>>695617931
roll
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I jack off with blood as lube
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>>695618049
Roll
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I dont think its a samefag, catfish probably.
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Send her loads of Sci Fi movie posters from the 50's
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sorry girl but.. there's another girl on my iife and she actually suck my cock better
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>>695617931
Rollll
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Prove ypure real
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>>695618205
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>>695618057
There is a 0.1% chance that this chick is THAT dumb/horny. Gotta cover my ass here.
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>>695618049
Roll 2
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>>695616828
she is a dude anon posing as a grill.
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SPAM WITH PICS OF SHIT AND ASK IF SHE LIKES IT
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>>695617826
Roll
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>>695617931
Rollllll
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I hear there will be an orgy in the town hall. Lets meet.
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I am confused. Either you have a model tier face, this is all fake, or she wants to heavily cat fish the hell out of you.
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Im out
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>>695618205
Roll
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>>695618205
re
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>>695618308
roll but did caps lock get stuck bro?
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>>695618205
Retry
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>>695618332
cat fish
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>>695617931
Roooolll
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>>695617826
Sounds fun
Dubs do it
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>>695618205
Cuck
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>>695618299
Waste of dubs
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>>695617733
So how long you been catfishen ya neckbeard?
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>>695617122
>>695615314
>i posted 15 times to get those dubs and op ignores it

I've been cucked
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>>695618049
Roll 3
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>>695617931
Rollololll
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>>695618205
Roll
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