Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>88: Standartenführer or higher, go through.
>1488: Herr Reichsführer Heimlich Himmler.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!
>>695589471
shalom goyim
I'm just moving to Switzerland sir.
ay
balls
>>695589471
Diese Kontrolle gefällt mir
come at me
>>695589966
No you dont
check em
>>695590277
same for you
Rolling
Just coming through here
Heil Hitler!
Check em Führer
You dare stop the Fuhrer?
Heil dir im Siegerkranz!
Für Führer, Volk und Vaterland!
>>695590277
Said the other rat
>>695590344
Watch out for Juden! Zere are Juden in my area! I can sniff zem!
>>695590344
Get rekt Juden>>695590371
Heil Fiddler, Kamerad.
Heil
Okay
Schildkrotten und frosche.
>>695589966
>>695590277
>>695590344
>>695590644
>>695590722
I spy with my little eye a bunch of goys and commies.
let me through, swine
>>695590644
>>695590722
Jewish traitors
>>695590722
Jew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>695589471
Just doing your job. I understand son. Heil Hitler.
For the führer!
let me through
out of my way, coming through
>>695590822
JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>695589471
gay
>>695589471
H-here are my papers.
Rollerino
Let me through, I have Nazi stuff to attend to.
last mich durch
Roll
werfen die Juden in den Ofen. Sieg heil!
in whermacht gingen wir nun zu den Offizieren und Beamten herr Drehen Sie sich um , damit ich laufen
denn die Herrlichkeit des Reiche und der fhurer
Passing through!
have fun
>>695589471
What is "filthy jüdisch rat" supposed to mean?
roll
I'm not a spy fuhrer
Heil Shitler.
Wazzup my niggas
Sieg Heil. Let me past.
U wot m8
Roll
Wow guys, take it easy. Just here to visit mutti.
Ok here you are.
I am no jew
>>695589471
lil jew me is
>>695589471
Her Hauptmann, I think this Oberleutnant is crazy.
Maybe we shot him for fun. ~Said Bruner
Oy vey!
Ich bin kein Jude
I'm totally not a jew.
>>695589471
FUHRER GET
How dare you check my numbers! Don't you know who I am!?!?!
>>695589471
Hier are mein papers, kamerad.
>>695589471
Wir müssen die juden ausrotten
Hurry up, taking this truck to France for Bastille Day. Should be real fun driving through those crowd- I mean streets.
>>695589471
roll for free summer camp
>>695589471
Jude
>>695591560
Impersonating der Führer? I should execute you now, but you may pass.
>>695589471
I love snorting ketamine
No shekels from me herr commandant
Viel Glück den Juden fangen
Heilige
Herr Sturmhammer! Alle juden in die zug!
Oi
>>695591664
Can't cuck the truck.
>>695589471
Seig Hiel and stuff...
>>695589471
Nothing to hide dirty nazi scum.
Just average not soviet spy passing through
Roll
>>695591866
>>695591899
Kill them both! Destroy the untermensch!
>>695592108
Das ist ein Fehler , ich bin kein Jude !
Here is my singles.
oy vey
>>695589471
Guten Abend
Gutten morgen, my good aryan officer
Heil hitler
You should not be here mortal! Your blood is forfeit! Your flesh is mine!
>>695589471
Guten tag, nazibois
>>695589471
Scrolling
>>695589471
Wie gehts wie steth's, gentlemen?
Just on my way to the house officer nothing out of the ordinary here..Heil Hilter
Roll nazi scum
Hell Hitler
>>695591866
>>695591899
I love the smell of dead jews and communists in the morning.
Oy vey
>>695592428
Goddamn autocorrect
give me all of the kekels
Guten Tag!
Hello, my names Albert Weinstein. Would you be interested in some investment opportunities?
>>695589471
Rolling for quints!
roll
i love gold
Schizer
how do
>>695589471
Greetings comrades!
I like my odds.
das roll
I'm innocent
>>695589471
gutentag
Just gonna pass on through...
>>695589471
move aside
Just passing through
Sieg Heil..
i`m not a jew
HITLER GET
Sickening
Finally Im coming home
I'm just on my way to eat some brautwurst
>>695590772
>goys
guten morgen
Step aside goyim
>>695589471
HEIL ME
Dank memes
>>695593077
Spy ! Get him !
>>695589471
Rolling for Christs crucifixion.
>>695589471
You realise 1488 is equivalent to quints right?
Gütentag.
>>695593077
Back to russia you go.
oioi
>>695589471
Oy v- i mean, mein gott
mein papers
Guten tag
>>695593222
Come through come through sir
Soldaten anyone have some cigarettes?
sieg heil
>>695589471
jaaaa
seig heil
>>695593255
I think heinrich himmler is 1488 and hitler is quints
suh dude
Ahhh
reich and roll
Don't mind me just off to burn some more jews.
>>695589471
schönen tag
Coming thru
hello
>>695589471
I am Kung Füher
>>695589471
Gutenfag! Comrade!
highest ranking officer regardless
Of course good sir, check these absolutely single digits.
Retarded post of the day.
1v1 me irl
im innocent
Mein comrade
Nein
>>695593222
Whatever you say sir.
>>695593541
to the camps with you commie scum
Nothing to see here
>>695593477
No your not.
Just passing by
>>695589471
Kameraten
>>695589471
Jude?
>>695589471
keep fighting good fight, german soldier.
ACHTUNG
>>695589471
i have a massive dong
Rool
>>695593255
You realise you're a fuckin SPY, right? Scummer
>>695589471
let me continue on my journey
HEIL!
Can't wait to shoot Hitler in the head.
>>695589471
Kamerade.
>>695593477
Filthy spy! Also roll
Sich heil
rollerino
>>695589471
how can you not recognise the fuhrer
Nothing but pure genes here :)
Heil hitler!
Please lads I have to go through
>>695593800
Accurate gif. Against the wall you go.
Just passing through
>>695593877
Muscovite fuck
>>695589471
y-y-you too
>>695593690
oh shit what up
>>695589471
HAIL
>>695589471
Heil to the fuhrer, uh... officer! Yea! he...he...
>>695589471
I HAVE ANAL WARTS
>>695589471
Ja?
>>695589471
Excuse me, sir. On my way to my transvestite brothers bar mitzvah
>>695594211
Oh shit SHOOT HIM
>>695589471
KONY2012
Heil!
>>695589471
Fuck Hitler and his fuckers who fallow him
>>695594326
dont you mean bat mitzvah?
lol kid ok
Don't mind me.
>>695594244
OH SHIT
Papers? who do you think I AM
>>695589471
oy vey
Hallo
>>695594458
>fallow
what
goyimgoyim
gutentag
open the fucking gates fags
rololol
Sieg Heil Kameraden victory is near
>>695593800
What do we do
>>695589471
Seig heil mein frouline
Servus
>>695594966
We know what to do with YOU
Lemme in bois
eyy
Heil der führer
>>695589471
Oh don't mind me just another casual German
roll
>>695589471
I'm looking for ann Frank
Sieg Heil
Zieg Heil!
Karo-eM
LASS T MICH DURCH!
>>695589471
Guttentag!
>>695595184
plz
roll
Why did we stop
Im goods for the good people of germany please allow me to pass
Definitely no jews or reds here
>>695589471
Sieg Heil
>>695589471
watch this lads
>>695595644
IMPOSTER!
>>695595699
Nice try, you soviet rat!
>>695589471
ein ist rollein
>>695589471
Seig heil, how goes the war
Wilkommen kamerads
>>695589471
.^.
>>695589471
I am not a threat to you, good sir.
>>695595871
kek
Nothing to see here!
>>695589471
cyka blyat
Hello, officer. Just passing through. Heil the fuhrer!
ayyylmao
>>695589471
Hallo meine Herren, wie kann ich Ihnen helfen?
>>695596077
Stop right there scum
>>695589471
fuck off brown shirts
Oi vey Oppa!
>>695589471
yes yes my papers of course
Hallo ich habe ein guten spiel gespielt heist Undertale hahaha so witzigh
I'm not a soviet jew I swear
Here comes hitler
Rolling for furher
>>695589471
let me through kraut
>>695589471
Of course, officer. Here, check them
Special request for bunghole
Gimme my sheckles
Rol
Rolling for jew
>>695589471
Mein SS
Hallo
>>695589471
oy vey! of course i'm german! my last name is goldberg-blattstein! that's as german as bagels!
>>695589471
filthy jews
>>695589471
Heil.
Ich bin ein Berliner.
>>695589471
Here's the papers
>>695589471
3213
Heil Hitler
Don't mind me just an innocent German citizen
>>695589471
Ich habe deine Mutter gefickt
Ah Nu cheeki breeki Iv damke
All these Checkpoints are getting nervig. Lasst mich durch.
I a good goy
>>695597114
show me your slav squat
I'm not a jew, look at these singles officer.
>>695589471
Pls checkpoint
Hola soy de España
allah ackbar
>>695589471
Here are my numbers.
Fuck off
>>695589471
Gutentag, soldaten.
Heil der führer
Schnitzel, Jews, gas gas gas, zieg Heil
>>695589471
heil
Kek
>>695597469
Muchen obleigen gassen jewzen
