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Why aren't you having kids?
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>>695582772
Because I'm scared they will become disappointments
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Too late
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>>695582772
Based Bisping
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>>695582772
too expensive, ungrateful, will hate you for many years.
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>>695582772
Stress outweighs the joy that they'd bring.
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>>695582772
I physically can't
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>>695583390
must be a genetic predisposition to that eh?
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I fuck dudes.
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>>695583601
Let's be real though, he's only fighting hendo so he has a chance at defending his title
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>>695582772
Because I'll end up fucking them
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>>695582772
I'm honestly more surprised that manlet had kids, fuck, his little girl is almost as tall as him. Guess the money helps :^)

>>695583951
must be a faggot, eh?
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They're pieces of shit from 6 to 16
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>>695584063
He gets to avenge his most devastating loss and make some good money out of it. It's smart. It's not like hes gonna retire after the fight, hes still gonna fight the top guys
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>>695584361
Well I'm not the one riding that guys dick and defending him, so no.
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>>695584361
>implying you look half as good as him

lmao fuckin basement dwelling neckbeard tryna say shit
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>>695582772
Get off 4chan, mom. I'm working on it.
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>>695584361
6'2 ,thats his height
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>>695582772
Already have three whom I love but definitely don't want anymore
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>>695584361
Hes 6'2
Believe it or not taller people tend to have taller kids.
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>>695582772

1.) I literally can't.

2.) They'd hate me like everyone else.

3.) They'd end up as disappointments.
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>>695582772
I come from a long line of genetically inferior fuckers. I'm putting a stop to this shit.
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>>695584987
I'll take one
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>>695583657
why shouldn't they be ungrateful to you loser?
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>>695585322
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>>695582772
I don't earn enough money to raise a kid and i'd probably suck at being a parent. I'm just too tired all the time.
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I alredy got one :/
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>>695585236
>>695585322
>>695585399
>>695585475
>>695585536
>Having this many anti kids memes
We get it, youre autistic.
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>>695585399
I have kids and they rarely woke me up. The first few weeks maybe but geesh. Plus they are cheap. Honestly, $15 an hour and you got plenty.

Ask a friend or parents to watch my kid then i go to what i want.

I think you all are just virgin pussyless fags.
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>>695585536

This image screams displays the saltiness of childless people more than anything else, really.

While kids do make you less happy in the first years of having them, on average, they end up making you happier than childless adults later in your life.

If you don't want to have children, that's your choice and that's fine. At least I know I'm doing my part in making sure filthy apes don't outbreed the glorious white masterrace.
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>>695586052
>implying it's your personal responsibility to senselessly breed
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>>695585801
>I think you all are just virgin pussyless fags

T R I G G E R E D
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>>695584361
he is 6ft2 you retard
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>>695582772
im gay
dont wanna be a wage slave to a bunch of kids and wife
ild be a shit husband anyway
tfw more money for dragon dildos so i can sodomise myself to death in my own room alone
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>>695586052
I simply hate this little fuckers. Once they've crept into your life, they mess up your wife's body, your sleep and your money.
At the top of it your wife will still be tired with her wrecked body and you won't get laid (that often) anymore.
No, fuck that.
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>>695582772

Too busy banging yours
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>>695587191
I still fuck whenever I feel like it, though having kids hasn't been all that great so far. It's supposed to get better when you're older, but if it doesn't I probably won't have a second.
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>>695585801
Get outta my 4chan, Andrew.
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I'm too busy chasing pokemon
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>>695587455
>better when you're older

My poor poor little autist. You have much to learn.
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Because my GF wants to. I like being contrarian.
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>>695585801
>Ask a friend or parents to watch my kid then i go to what i want.

I like kids up until they start being annoying/attention whores/assholes, or until I have to take care of their biological functions.
Asking someone to take care of your kids without paying them is a real shitty move. And if you do pay them, it doesn't take long to get expensive. Personally, I'd rather take care of myself than a little shit.
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I enjoy free time
I enjoy disposable income
I enjoy sleep

Im a socially awkward and anxious dweeb who can barely talk to family members
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>>695587727
No you don't.
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>>695582772
I'm afraid when they grow i might hate who they become
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I'm 28 and I earn enough to live a decent and comfortable life. Why would i want to ruin all this with a kid?
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If my sperm are even half as retarded as me its a statistical impossibility.
I blow loads in my wife all the time and no babies.
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>>695587762
Haha your parents must be dead and you have no friends plus you are a poorfag!
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>>695587879

Oh, I'll fucking show you. Gonna have a whole busload of kids now, just... to prove... wait...
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>>695587783
masterrace
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>>695582772
Because I don't feel like a life based on feeding a bunch of spoiled kids that will end up hating me anyways. My parents made the wrong choice, and technically every other human who decided to breed. There's enough mental health issues in my family as it is, it's best if I snub the family tree.
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>>695582772
I have three, they're fucking awesome. Dem top of the class school reports... awww yisss.

Seriously though I'll be having more. Not being a poorfag means being able to leave a legacy more lasting that a stained office chair and high scores / save files on a memory card that will get wiped as soon as your shit gets sold when you die. Plus I get to go to Disney World whenever I want (pretty much) without looking like a paedophile.
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>>695587930
So you can have a person, who thinks like you, to trust your life's work with.
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>>695582772
I have two sons aged 18 and 15. What do I win?
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>>695585454
Keep telling yourself your children loves you, when you decided to get kids for your own selfish fullfillment issues. Your life has no purpose, even with kids.
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>>695588065
You're welcome!
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>>695582772
Other people are doing it so that I don't have to.
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>>695587705
>autistic
not sure where you're getting that from, and I said it's supposed to get better when you're older, like my parents and this anon >>695586052 claim. I also said I wasn't convinced and that I'm waiting to see if it's true. read before you reply if you want to look smart anonymously on the internet next time.
>inb4 I was trolling
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>>695582772
I'd love to have kids, but at 26 I still suffer from tfw no gf and there's no end in sight. I guess some things are just not meant to be.
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>>695587783
And to add to this, I dont want to risk having a disabled kid.

Im a bad person, i would not want to give up what remnants of a life i have to take care of a disabled kid.

To feel trapped and to resent the kid even though it wasnt its fault. Thats what would happen.
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>>695584138
Elaborate.
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>>695588198
I feel sorry for your childhood
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>>695588142
>Not being a poorfag

Main reason people SHOULD have kids.

Stable home/work balance, able to provide food/shelter/needs/wants.

Until I can fulfill those requirements, I pull out.
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>>695588198
I love my parents. I raise my children in a trustworthy manner and i pay attention to them and spend my time with them.

Your parents hated you so you are a piece of shit who doesnt want kids.
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>>695584405
Fucking truth.
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>>695587455
Maybe, but during sex your wife's mind is still by her kid.

You couldn't fuck wherever or whenever you want to, if it's older you have to be quiet, and still your entire life is about this little blood sucking, nerve wracking, money burning piece of shit
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>>695585536
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>>695588149
>life's work
nigga I'm just sitting around here waiting to die.
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>>695588149
You're naive if you think your kids think like you. They'll go out of their way to break free from your shitty mentality. In the end, you'll end up with less money and a false sense of purpose, that your kids won't relate to, and you'll still die alone.
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>>695582772
You mean.... Why am i flaunting my offspring as an offering of inherent service..... Hmmm because u
You're OP and OP is always a faggot.

Sell that stupid wanna be jeep and start a farm ya fuckibg tool. See how long your succubus mate sticks around for you to have more children.

Fucking cuck.

>better yet tell her you lost your job and reduce your luxuries as a heart test....
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>>695585704
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>>695582772
Don't know how to look after myself how could I possibly look after other humans beings?

I know it's about love and the joy of raising kids but everyone I know who has kids are miserable and stressed a lot of the time and I'm lazy and selfish.
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>>695582772
If I was that dad I'd totally make son fuck her in her asshole whole she takes both of my balls in her mouth. Would make wife watch
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>>695582772
I might not be able to. I went through leukemia twice, chemo first time, then a bonemarrow transplantation the second time and there's only a small chance I might be able to have my own children.

But I've learend to live with it over the past 7 years I've been in remission.
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>>695588528
You were obviously ignored as a kid. Kys
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>>695587705
No kids ,grow old, become see picture
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>>695588454
My parents never once hated me. But in the end violent divorces and shit makes you realize that there is no decent reason to get a kid. My parents wanted me and my sister for themselves. They tried molding us into their mini me's, and you parent fags do it too. You don't see it, because you're the good guy. They forgot about us in the process, and so do you.
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>>695582772
I do not yet have a career.
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>>695582772
Can't cum when I fuck my GF

She's got a big pussy, my dick is slightly blw average

We want kids

It's a real problem that is very difficult to sit down and talk about
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>>695588683
And when she starts moaning/crying about how her brother is in her butt, I'll pop my swollen balls out of her mouth and have her deep throat all of me.
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>>695588150
The knowledge you are continuing your y chromosome linage that has been around for thousands of years.
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>>695588886
I love my kids. I dont mold them as you think. You were the reason your parents divorced probably. They hate you for it. You were only smiled at. Never loved.
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>>695582772
Michael Bisping's daughter is going to be a smoke show in a few years.
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>>695588504
And this is even more a good reason to not having any kids.
This world getting worse every year, the best thing would be the extinction of the human race
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>>695588494
>during sex your wife's mind is still by her kid
nah, she doesn't browse /b/.
>your entire life is about this little blood sucking, nerve wracking, money burning piece of shit
like I said, it hasn't been all that great. you seem a little too convinced though, like a religious extremist trying to hide their doubts by spouting their ideology at the top of their lungs.
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>>695588791
Your conclusion as to why I should kill myself is pretty thinly based. You're saying that a presumed victim, which I am not, should kill themselves... why... exactly?
The fact that I will be deleting myself from the gene pool soon enough can be your comfort for now. Your lack of perspective is funny though, thanks for the laugh.
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Kek'd at all these here that don't want kids.

I get that, though - I was the same way. I'm glad I waited until I was nearly 30 to have a kid; I was well into my career, life settles a bit, you know your goals, etc.

The first year isn't bad, except the waking at all hours. But fuck, they don't do much those first six months but shit, eat, and sleep.

Once they hit two, then they're a real human (I know understand why the wildlings don't name their kids for the first few years in GoT). By 5, they get to be pretty cool and they worship you.

The best years are about 5 to 10, I'd say, especially having a son. You can do all the shit that you want to do but can't talk anyone else into, like go-carting and spending a saturday playing vidya all day.

My son is 13 now, and it's hitting that depressed teen era, so I know the next 5 years are going to be hell.

tl;dr: kids aren't bad, but you have to be ready for them. If you don't want one, then fucking wear a condom and NEVER trust a woman that says she's on birth control.
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>>695582772
Im fucking 19 mom get off my back
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>>695588516
So much this.
Life is worthless, and the human race is worthless too
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>>695589144
>parent
>uses that kind of rethoric
keep telling yourself you're a great parent. You'll see when your kids blow their brains out, or if you're lucky, kick your ass.
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>>695589379
Sorry your parents didnt take care of you. Kys
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my womb has already splatted out a half dozen
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>>695589225
>Implying she already isn't
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>>695589622
Am I supposed to get emotional because you don't read posts? Try harder faggot.
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>>695589385
Only sane advice in this entire thread.
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>>695588980
that is the silliest reason possible.
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>>695589602
Wow i can tell how much hatred your parents had for you from your reaction. Life must be s cruel for you. Or you are black.
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>>695582772
I'm going to die before i get a chance to. And if i survive testicular cancer, I'm sure they'll have to cut one of them off so i won't be able to anyways.
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>>695588980
>It's a real problem that is very difficult to sit down and talk about

but easier to post on 4chan anonymously and talk to strangers about it, apparently
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>>695590183
You only need one nut to have kids brah.
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>>695582772
Because i cant afford them right now and it wouldnt be fair

i know what it's like to grow up poor as shit and i dont want that for my kids
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>>695589856
Yes you are.
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>>695590435
this
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Just did 6 days ago.
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>>695582772
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>>695590435
At least you grew up unlike your unborn children.
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>>695590287
>I made a home-made strapon out of a zucchini and some boxershorts and let my gf pound my ass with it
See, anything is easy to talk about anonymously on the internet.
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>>695582772

Because I’m going to die alone

Sent from my Android phone
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>>695586052
Good pont, though...
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>>695590570
>all females of breeding age should be pregnant at all times or it's unfair to all the unborn children
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>>695582772
Usually say it's because the world is turning to shit but in reality my gf and I enjoy our lives too much.
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>>695588980
>She's got a big pussy, my dick is slightly blw average

How fucking fat is she? I have a feeling there's more to it than "she has a big pussy."
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I have a dog and he is already more than enough responsibility. Buying shit, paying vet bills, finding sitters anytime I want to leave the house for more than 12 hours etc.

I imagine kids require significantly more. Not ready to find out.
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>>695590435
In most cultures you are considered a degenerate if you dont have children because of financial reasons.
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>>695590688
Put your seed in a legal age girl you pedo raper.
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>>695589385
You're completely right. Still doesn't mean everyone wants children. It's great if you feel like you can handle it, like you want to handle it, but not everyone wants it just because it's the norm or the evolutionary thing. There are outcasts, both on an evolutional level and short term social wise. The common reaction to puberty is sex and eventually to spread your genes. Not everyone is like that, and you should be happy about it. More women to impregnate for you. You don't choose what you want, others may just not feel the need.
You can spout your almost religious bullshit that people will grow up, but there are numerous people that lived their whole lives without offspring and was content with that. Don't pretend like having kids is this secret way of suddenly feeling fullfilled. It's the normal fucking thing to do.
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>>695582772
I have 3 kids in 2 states, I pay no child support or any other type of support, they don't know me and most likely never will. Such is life.
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>>695590555
I'm assuming that's your daughter?
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>>695590435

Smart man.

Nothing infuriates me more than people that can't afford kids, have no jobs, etc., but have 7 kids.
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>>695590883
Found the nigger
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Only 18, plus have full ride to a university. No need to fuck it up
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>>695584405
I do not object this. Still want to have kids though.
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>>695590392
Its half my sperm count.. And that's IF I SURVIVE CANCER and IF I FIND SOMEONE TO HAVE MY KIDS.
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>>695582772
>no gf
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Why woud I?
For them to end up on /b/ like their father and calling each other faggot?
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>>695582772
Literally not on aspect of my life would be improved upon by the presence of children. I consider them parasites and don't want to subject myself to them unless, for whatever reason, I absolutely have to.
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>>695591018
You can still fuck while having cancer you moron. Go impregnate while you got the nuts and life.
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>>695590980
And my new bitch is prego rn and is set on keeping it. Time to move again...
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>>695591105
This guy has never known true love nor never will. Kys
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>>695591018
You generally don't release from more than one testicle at a time. Your sperm count will remain roughly the same.
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>>695588319
>disabled kid
Todays pre implantation scanning technologies are fairly good at detecting these things. These, and much more
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>>695584034
Tits or gfto.
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By not having kids you are basically telling the world, 'im selfish, irresponsible & my genetics do not deserve to be extended to the future'.

Your family doesnt respect you and your dead ancestors are turning in their sleep.
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>>695582772
living a comfortable life right now. There will be time for kids, but right now i just want to sit with my gf and watch movies all day, don't want any stress in my life.
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>>695591260
Found the same nigger
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>>695589602
>>695588886
>>695588198
>>695583657
>"my parents were shit therefore all parents are shit"
your cynicism and edgyness impresses no one
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>>695590742
Not particularly fat. She got a tummy and a big bum, but you certainly wouldn't pass her in the street and think. Fat bitch.
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>>695591105
Ok so you need to leave your house already
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>>695582772
i dont need any cheapo fucktoys
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>>695591380
But we did.
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>>695591508
Not cheap actually.
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>>695590874

Relax, pal. I don't blame anyone for not wanting kids - I just found it funny in that typical edgy /b/ way. Like I said, I know when I was younger, I definitely was never going to have kids. I never ever said it was the "secret to happiness" or anything. Like anything in life, it has its perks and downsides.

>Be me now. Divorced.
>GF says she never wants kids but is okay with mine.
>winning.pdf

If I had met her before my ex-wife, I probably would have never had kids.
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>>695591352
How is it selfish? Is it selfish to not change your entire life because of someone expectations? I believe that my ancestors would rather see me change the world into a better place for future generations than breeding... But what do I know? What do I CARE?
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I don't want to raise kids in this burning world.
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>>695582772
Seeing lots of cons and no pros here.
Question for OP: why should I have kids?
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>>695591018
I'm pretty sure the nut that's left starts producing double the sperm, and even if I'm wrong you could just fuck twice a day instead of once.
Good luck with the cancer though.
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4 years trying without success.
Wife depressed and obsessed.
She literally talks more with the priest than with me. I browse b while she chats with him
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It's between I'll be a terrible father and I won't be able to support them
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>>695582772
WOULD BANG/10
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>>695590744
No its pretty much the same thing accept you can potty train them and they go to school 7 hours a day.

Big plus of kids vs dogs = free labor
>no more taking out the rash ever , only yelling at the kids that the trash should be taken out.
> no more cleaning out the dishwasher, only yelling at the kids to clean out the dishwasher
> no more washing of rims or vacuuming car , costs: 5 bucks a wekk (i have 5 spokes with holes in them so thats a steal)
> no more watering the garden , no yelling needed they like to do that.
> no more weeding
> no more walking the dogs, only tell a kid to walk them
kids are awesome
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>>695591616
You know nothing and you replied so obviously you cared.
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>>695591288
You would still need to talk an emotionally unstable woman who is set on having a kid into abortion.
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>>695591378
No, you're missing the point. I never said all parents are shit because mine were. (3/4 was me)
I'm saying there's an obvious risk that your parents will turn out to be shitty. I already know I'm a cynical asshole, do you really think that's fitting for a parent? This was never ever about impressing anyone. Your unexplained desire to spread your genes and then strut around like they're the best thing in the world is DEFINITELY about impressing others though.
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My dad died when I was 7. I'm afraid that I will be a bad father because I never learned from mine.
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Why the fuck would you want to put your offspring through what this world is becoming.
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>>695591870
Isn't that what mexicans are for? Cheaper too.
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>>695591352
having kids when you don't want them and won't love them so your family will respect you is selfish and irresponsible, and people who do this do not deserve to have their genetics extended to the future.
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>>695591905

Not necessarily...
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>>695591870
>no more dry blowjobs, i yell at them and they open their mouths.
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>>695591018
You shouldn't hang out on /b so much , it gives you cancer.
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>>695582772
Give me one good reason why I should have kids OP. I'm 36.
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>>695592155
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>>695583582
Had my first at 43
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>>695591539

Understandable that you would be feeling high spirited after breaking your record and having a conversation with 3 females this year, so I'll forgive your cheeky ways
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>>695591018
Tell you story bet you could get a women to give you a child with that sob story.
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>>695582772
What, are you out of your god damn mind?
I'm not subjecting a kid to a lifetime in this shit-tier species.
& the last thing this world needs is more fucking humans in it.
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>>695591770
She's fucking the preist
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>>695592191
Fun
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>>695591616
It shows selfishness due to the fact that you are taking the easy route through life. Your life isnt important in the grand scheme of humanity and by making the concsious decision to not procreate is basically like saying that you believe you are more important.

Which we all know you fuckin arent. And do you really think that anyone who changed the world didnt have kids? Kids teach you wisdom and that wisdom will earn you respect.
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>>695582772

I'm on 4chin, why do you think?
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>>695591855
Which one?
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>>695592191
incest
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>>695591957
Being a father is easy as fuck. You just have to make enough money to pay for their shit, and you get to beat them when they're disrespectful.
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>>695592285
Hah...The world is my playground. Plenty of alternatives.
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>>695592247
Up to 7 already. Keep up fat bitch fucker.
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>>695591770
maybe try seeking help from a different branch of healthcare then
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>>695582772
Because I am scared of responsibility. I dont want to fuck them up with trying to raise them.
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>>695591616
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>>695591661
terrorists win you lazy faggot
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>>695592281
Hope not, he is the most venerable person I know. But I am starting to think she venerates him too much
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>>695592053
Thats not having a kid on purpose. There is a huge difference between and accident and having kids. If you arent autistic you should be able to figure it out.
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I like keeping my money to myself
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>>695592398
Thats the spirit! Now go get yourself a kid!
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>>695591614
Dude, make sure you keep an eye on the current GF. Every one I know that have step parents have experienced unfair and shitty attitudes towards them. Me included. The fathers, which usually is the case based on anecdotal experiences, never see it. They're blinded by how gentle or kind the new parent appears to them.
Don't be the dad that doesn't listen to your kid about this, just like anyone can cheat, anyone can abuse your child without your knowledge. I'm not saying you are, I'm saying you should look out for it. Don't think it can't happen to your kid.
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Why the hell would I want to pass my negative traits to another person? That's abuse.
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>>695592332
The girl, I'm not a fag
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>>695592290
Are you Indian or something? Who the fuck thinks like that?
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>>695587191
My wife's body is as hot as fuck a year on after the kid. The kid is great, huge amount of fun and the nanny not expensive. The sex goes through the floor, true, but I've been with her for years so prefer fucking my girlfriend anyway
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>>695592542
No, your fear of terrorism has already won them the battle.
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>>695582772
Because I want to enjoy my life, travel and gain more skills/hobbies that I can fully appreciate and use. Also I refuse to bring a child into the shitty world and give them the same mental health issues I have to deal with. The world is getting shittier to bring someone into the shitty world is cruel.
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>>695592755
Someone who isnt obsessed with themself
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>>695592547
never mentioned accidents, just that your reasons for having kids are wrong. read before you reply.
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>>695592290
There is nothing more vain in this entire world than acknowledging that there are wayyyy too many fucking people for the resources in it, so many that millions of then live and die like insects, and conclude, that what's more important, is not caring for and devoting your life to inprive the conditions of those already in existence, but to ignore and throw existing kids in the gutter, so that you can make a brand new baby in your image, because either all you're thinking of is what you want (and not why you want it) or you're so utterly in love with your own awesomeness, you think more you is what the workd needs above all else.

Having kids is the epitome of selfishness and shortsightendess. Go fuck yourself you unthinking slave to primitive biology.
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>>695592672

Thanks for looking out, but she's cool. She likes kids, but just never wanted a baby herself. She didn't want to destroy her body or give up her career.
>GF with STEM degree. Shit is so cash.
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>>695592934
>>695592053
>having a kid when you dont want them just to impress someone
Sounds like an accident
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>>695591997
I get about 4 hours of labor out of 3 kids a day, Mexicans are not cheaper even after food and clothing.
Besides i dont have to worry about shit getting stolen.
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>>695582772
My genes aren't worth spreading, because I'm not an alpha male. I will never reproduce thus doing the world a huge favor by removing my defective genes from the gene pool.
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I fucking hate kids, especially babies/infants/younger children. They gross me out, are extremelly annoying and every time I am in a room with a person I am with a person younger than 11 years old I immediatly get the urge to leave the room. They're not cute. They're fucking stupid.

>Oh but anon, you were a child as well, you were just as stupid...
I know. That doesn't make em any smarter though, doesn't it?

*sigh* I'd make an awful parent.
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>>695592870
There's nothing wrong with thinking you're the most important person in the world, so long as nobody depends on you. That's why people who don't want kids shouldn't have kids. Literally nobody is hurt by this.
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1. The world is overpopulated / Is gonna be overpopulated if we continue this way

2. Genetic desease, I don't get why we don't select a few (let's say 20%) of the elite of the world and let them have kids and the rest just realises "Oh I'm retarded, in pain, and not living a good life, lets not have kids". So much problems would be solved
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>>695582772
I feel bad for people who have kids...You love, care, give your best and they hit an age then they say fuck you, you can't control me..
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>>695593051
If you werent stupid you would know that overpopulation only exists in certain parts of the world. There is plenty of resources and if there isnt you should be creating children to fight for it.
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>>695593140
>>695593140
>having a kid when you dont want them just to impress someone
>to impress someone
Sounds like motivation. Accidents don't have motivation because they're accidents.
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>>695582772

I need a viable vagoo first
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>>695593252
There is totally something wrong with thinking you are the most important person in the world.

Its called being delusional.
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>>695593357
>procreating so our descendants can fight in wars over resources
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>>695591616
Other engineer detected.

I fucking love being told by breeders whose kids lives I'm subsidizing, that I'm selfish as I dedicate my life to improve living conditions for them, while they are completely self-absorbed by how wonderful a time they're having with their spoiled brats.
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>>695592290
So I should get kids because it's bad if I don't? Well guess what, I don't give a single fuck about what's bad. By not having kids I'm not transferring these bullshit ideals onto others. And yes, I am more important than a child I don't want, therefor I will not make a child go through the suffering of a parent that doesn't love them. Many, MANY people who have changed the world didn't have kids, and who the fuck said change is always for the better?

You're basically telling everyone that there's a purpose, and because of that purpose one should fullfill ones duty. There is no duty faggot. There is no purpose. You're on a rock flying through a vast empty space of other rocks. Your life is pointless both now and on a universal scale. You will die, so will humanity. You left nothing behind.
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>>695593357
are you fucking dense. you're trolling right
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>>695582772
LOL OP! I dare you to post this on Reddit.
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>>695593183
>Besides i dont have to worry about shit getting stolen.
kek
kids are worse than niggers
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>>695593357
You should try listening to the dumb shit you say. You'll like it, it's funny.
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>>695593526
Fuck ya, White Power. Wars are how humans evolve.
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>>695593535
Spot on! What's your area?
>Computer science, with a perspective focused on theory
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>>695593492
The importance of people cannot be quantified, I obviously meant it in a subjective way. The most important person in the world to me, is me. I don't love anyone as much as I love myself. That is a fact.
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Because I broke up with my gf, telling her I don't want any kids and now regretting it. Her family and friends don't support her ever going out with me again and I'm still here, trying to convince her. I've been dating and screwing other girls but all I want is her
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I have two. Never had regrets. They're awesome !

But, you know, it takes a real man to raise children...
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>>695593769
Was Mechanical. Into Eng Mgt now in a Civil firm.
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>>695593738
Dumb shit? Your the one trying to argue to NOT procreate. I dont want your fedora tipping rejects around my kids anyway.
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>>695593759
Science is how humans evolve, I will admit that war motivates people to evolve, but we should figure out a way to do that without killing eachother because it's a waste of resources.
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>>695592411
>>695592247
Fucking players last girl i spoke was the news
paper girl coming by with the xmass cards,
>be me
>be 30
>go to toilet
>doorbell rings
>im just done taking a piss so walk out toilet
>mom opens door
>pretty news paper girl probably jailbait says "happy holy days"
>mom gives her some money and takes x-mass card
>i say hey
>she says bye
>mom closes door
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>>695593934
What are you gonna do "IF" daughter says she's pregnant at the age of 16? Just a possibility here.
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>>695591332
>Not realising he's a faggot
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because I'm 20 lmao. I'm going to once I'm in my thirties, but I'm honestly just going to adopt. The women of this generation are talentless, useless wastes of space that feel entitled to everything while working for nothing, in addition to being DESPERATE to detach themselves from personal responsibility
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>>695594097
The ultimate motivating factor is war
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>>695593769
>Computer science, with a perspective focused on theory
Yeah, Brad, you will do wonderful things for humanity, sure. Have a cookie, honey.
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>>695594175
You could not raise her to be retarded so she doesn't get pregnant at the age of 16.
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>>695591616
ur job as a human being is to procreate faggot anything else ur thinking to highly of ur faggot self
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>>695594040
Except, this side has a first world logical rationale behind it.
You have only your selfush undisciplined obedience to primal animalistic urges and 3rd world family worldview ahead of yours.

You are fucking your kids future by having more of them.
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>>695582772
My bum of a sister is raising 3 hellrasiers in the works and I'd rather not take the chance of mine being the same and be an embarrassment
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>>695594272
It is, but it is also the ultimate waste of resources. I wouldn't be surprised if it cancels eachother out.
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>>695593314
The only places they are over populated is africa india and the middle east , so stop with that bullshit kike .
east asians and europeans are in decline and no longer have a positive birth rate , this is why they bring in hordes of niggers and sandniggers.
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>>695594175
Love her. Children are not objects, they decide for themselves- and so do I.
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>>695582772
I'm afraid if I have a daughter she will grow up and get preggo by a nigger, then it will all have been for nothing.
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>>695594427
I'm sure you're a great dad and she will grow up smart. My question is "IF" it happens...What would you do?
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>>695582772
They might end up looking like their mother :S
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>>695591616
Funny as future generations wont be engineers but niggers wo wont maintain what you have build.
>not acknowledging genetic inheritance of iq and ability.
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>>695582772
Not this shit again, do you think by having kids it makes you a better man or woman? Some people just aren't ready or haven't found their one. Honestly a person having kids and not being finacially stable is even worse than someone not having kids. Misery isn't something I need in my life.
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>>695594427
hey shit happens i got prego at 16. and i am a man. can happen to anyone fgt
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>>695594718
If she grows up smart, she won't. That's like me asking you, what will you do when your nuts fall off in two years and you suddenly want kids more than anything in life? Not a valid question.
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>>695592290
> taking the easy route
> opposing what you're biologically programmed to do

pick one

also you're fucking retarded, saying ''yea, I'm important because I have a future lineage'' doesn't make you fucking important. If your whole fucking lineage believes that their deeds and accomplishments don't matter because the only thing that matter is to procrastinate, then you'll end up with a lineage that did nothing you retard.
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>>695594912
I'm not judging, gf and I accidentally got pregnant at 19, but it was because we were retarded.
>not knowing antibiotics fuck with birthcontrol
Sometimes I want a timemachine so I can slap the shit out of my younger self.
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>>695594652
Fair enough. I hope that never happens and "IF"it happens you would still think the same.
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>>695594040
Too bad, simple ape.
Every time a species explodes in population, it results in depression, disinterest in breeding, and collapses shortly thereafter.

You're breeding kids into a world with 8 billion humans in it thats collapsing by every single metric there is. They're going to come to this conclusion themselves, even if their parents were too dumb. If they even make it to adulthood.

You will not live forever, through them.
You will have to be responsible for your own life.
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>>695594511
No your not fucking your kids over by having them. How fucking stupid can a person be? Shouldnt do this shouldnt do that waaah waaah waaah
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>>695582772
Because I enjoy my solitude and not having another mouth to feed. Also because women are fucking crazy and I don't like children.
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>>695594272
are you 12
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>>695588667
This is me.
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18 m

about to have my first, juggling college. wish me luck /b/ros
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>>695594916
See...You avoiding to answer the question itself is terrifying yet alone if the incident happens or not. Good luck to you. I hope it all plays out like you anticipate.
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>>695584034
Because adoption isn't a thing. Hetero.
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>>695595111
Okay than they will survive if the world collapses and your shitty genetics will stop altogether
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>>695595297
damn bro, good luck at juggling college! show those clowns who's boss!
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>>695595111
Tell that to the africans
>food shortages
>all to lazy to do any thing so they dont have shit
>crowded as fuck in the citys
>highest rape statistics in the world.
Melanin is correlated with testosterone in all species and you are a pasty little cuck.
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>>695595001
This is what my friends all did.
Had kids, put feet up, said "i did my part, i passed the baton, it's all about my kids now."

Yay. Your contribution to the world, in exchange for consuming shitloads of resources and shitting it up for 30 years, is passing the buck. ...to 2 drug addicts and a BE inmate, as it turns out.
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>>695595502
It's okay anon.
Reading is hard.
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>>695595092
yah no i didn't actually get anyone prego at 16 i'm 27 baby turns 1 in september It's hard work and If i had a baby at a young age by mistake i donno if i'd be able to hang in tbh. almost no more freedom lol
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>>695595225
Child grows up with out his daddy becomes the 1 in 3 that get caught.
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>>695595535
i don't know what to expect, but at least i'm not black, so i know i have a chance
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I won't be having kids because I don't see myself as having any chance of being a good father
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Everyone who doesnt have kids is a cuckold.
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>>695582772

Because abortions are only 400 bucks
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Because I despise the human race. I will not continue to blight this earth with parasites.
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>>695595672
Not gonna lie, it is pretty shit. But I've done everything I can to take care of my gf and the kid and I feel like they sort of appreciate it. Don't get me wrong, I love my kid, but I wish I never had her.
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>>695595650
I read what you wrote and it sounded like a bunch of retardation. Are you a virgin?
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>>695595682
That'll do it,

every time.
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>>695595001
yah but when your dead so will your family line and all that it could have been. you are not gonna change this world but your childrens childrens children might
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>>695595919
All species are the same, survival is the exception, extinction is the rule, competition is the game.
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>>695595753
Then better yourself you faggot
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We need more white people. Every white male should father at least 3 children.

Fight back the hordes of mud people. Make the world a safer, happier, more progressive place.
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>>695582772
Fuck that, 43 and dodged that bullet a few times, far too selfish with my time to be spending it on kids, stopped dating because chicks don't like you playing fallout until 5am whilst getting stoned and munching or spending hours just browsing shitty websites, plus my photography/astronomy/metal detecting/fishing/horticulture/music making,Shit i aint got enough time as it is without some fucking spawn to look after as well.
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>>695595923
Now that takes balls to admit. Thank you bro. I wish most of the people could be honest like you, instead of saying "Best decision of my life!" while they're all miserable inside.
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>>695582772
yellow belt. well, i guess everybody has to go somewhere from white
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>>695595153
Its true, and backed up by all population studies internationally for over a centurty.

First world: smaller families, smaller populations, more time, education, and resources available per individual, prosperity and long life.

3rd world: large families, population growth, war, famine, disease.

The more rats you breed, the worse everyones lives get. It's not fucking rocket science. The phrase "breed like flies, live like flies, die like flies" was old by the 2nd dynasty in Egypt already. And they didn't heed it either.
Choose, faggots.
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>>695595923
i almost think its natural specially when it happens younger. But you have to admit there is almost nothing better than seeing you child growing up. so you and your gf are still together and making it work?
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>>695596158
>Should father at least 3 children
Have fun paying for/supporting them, especially when the woman (or women) demand from you as much as the law will allow in court.
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>>695594636
what the pic doesnt saying is that the whole population will increase by a lot.

I'm also against more stupid people (niggers) so I also would like to just put one child policy on poor countries, but we can't. The best thing is just to close the borders of the smart countries and let the overran ships sink. And don't open the fucking borders.
But yea also fucking like rabbits(niggers) to a point that there will be hunger in even white countries isnt a good idea imo.
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>>695596402
Not understanding the principle of a family unit.
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>>695596269
"But you're supposed to get a wife/kids/mortgage/dog"etc. It's what everyone does so it must be normal....Fucking sheep.
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>>695582772
BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!
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>>695596161
Well, it's easy to admit anonymously on the internet. I can't exactly talk to people around me about these feelings because we're all supposed to pretend everything's great all the time. That and it would be super unfair to my kid if he ever found out. Thanks for listening though.
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>>695596159
well ur just shitty luck i do all tht with a wife and a kid - the astonomy b/c i just can't break down and buy a telescope i'm not sure i'll use all the time. my buddy and i go out together occasionally annnnnnnd bring the son along for the fishing extra limit and who picks the weeds and cuts my grass u guessed it
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>>695596554
Women don't care about that.
>Suck my unit.
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>>695596139
There are no expectations or rules. You live and you die. For all the progress the human race can strive to achieve, one day this will all turn too dust.
I'm only sad I won't get to witness it.
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>>695582772
Because I will die alone.
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>>695595545
Exactly. Africans are still on the upward slope of their population explosion, and it's already showing disasterous death rates due to starvation, disease, drought & war. And all are only going to continue getting worse on a logarithmic curve.
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>>695596288
Yeah, still together. Realtionship was shit for a while mostly because I was frustrated with the whole situation, but I've resolved to make the best of it so we're doing better also. We're both finishing our education so I think in a few years things will improve.
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>>695592077
Sauce please
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>>695582772
The only way a member of /b will have kids is through paying a whore for sex and accidentally cumming inside her/him/it
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>>695582772
No money.
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>>695596466
Indeed the people make a country, those niggers gone starve eventually because they will just breed on the welfare till the social system collapses and people start to starve because they overpopulated the country they moved in too with out carrying the burden of labor it takes to feed all them niggs.
Result = a new brazil or south africa.
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>>695583390
You mean you're scared that you will fail them?
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>>695596269
Well i live in a first world country so looks like im fine you fucking knob
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Because I am selfish. I don't want to waste all my time and money on some ungrateful brat.
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>>695596657
Sure! Little fella has no fault. I hope you the best and I hope it all turns out great.
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not gonna lie my wife and I had a kid b/c its just what comes next. I think we were almost pressured into it from everyone so we just fucked without protection or birth control and had a kid its been good tho
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>>695596718
You just dont understand how to handle your women
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Because as a Millennial my only chance of having a truly sick life is to ride the Dual Income No Kids wave until I have enough assets to be on the preferable side of this fucked up system.

Also why not just get dogs if you want to train something and feel superior?
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>>695582772
On a side note...I know this guy who is 12 years older than his gorgeous wife(19 when she got pregnant). He got her pregnant just so he can marry this beautiful girl and not get snatched by some other dude. Also they swinged with us couple times.
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>>695597282
I shouldn't have to
>handle
another human being, especially the mother of my children.
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>>695596820
good for you guys a baby makes everything so much more difficult for a while. my parents told me and the wife straight up you will never hate each other more than in the first year or so. So we were more or less prepared for the fights and shit and its gotten better already haha anyways best of luck to the both of you in pursuing an education.
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>>695597511
Thanks man, knowing this shit is normal makes it a lot easier.
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>>695597411
That's why you should never have kids with a woman that needs handling. The key to happiness is settling for a plain faced girl with a decent body who is a genuinely good person. But even then it's a roll of the dice because having kids changes a person.
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>>695597411
She must know her place in life, non of that meme crap you posted is going to make her happy.
So as a man you shouldnt allow her to do that shit , just as a proper wife guides her man in her way.
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>>695597843
They key to happiness?

It's doing your own thing and not breeding like a mindless lemming. Go MGTOW.
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>>695597282
what had she done?
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