evening /b/, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
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evening /b/,
what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
drinking sadness
>>695484442
that can be an acquired taste, how is it?
bleach, what about u?
who is this semen demon
>>695484733
steel reserve, as always~ Clorox, store brand?
>>695484767
wielder of the silver gummi bear!
>>695484544
It's unfortunate and unlucky
>>695485053
oof, a vintage then. bad times, friend?
Chocolate milk, what about you OP ?
Pepsi wild cherry
>>695485331
a pretty understated can design too! how is that stuff, I hate googling~
>>695484179
I don’t have to tell you /b/ is shit. Everybody knows /b/ is shit. It’s fucking cancer. If you don’t reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep. The same boring fucking generals have replaced diverse faggotry. Original content is near extinct. Shitposters won’t even bother with the banana anymore. Normalfags are running wild on the board and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it. We know the board has stagnated and it’s the same shit every day, and we sit masturbating to FB friends while the fucking archive tells us that today we had fifteen dickrates and sixty-three dub threads, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be.
We know things are shit – worse than shit. They’re cancer. It’s like every thread on every refresh was there on the last, so we don’t check catalog anymore. We lurk in a general, and slowly the variety of content we get to see is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our Best of threads. Let me have my autism and my memes and my screencaps and I won’t visit 9gag. Just leave us alone.
>>695484179
YOURE BACK TIMESTAMP NOW
>>695484179
>>695485558
Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to reply. I don’t want you to meme – I don’t want you to bitch to Hiroshima Nagasaki, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to say. I don’t know what to do about the cancer and the generals and the Normies and the lack of new OC. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad. You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a raging faggot, god-dammit! I hate normies! REEEEE’
So, I want you to scroll up now. I want all of you to scroll up to click on return. I want you to scroll up right now and click on Post Thread. Open it, and slap your dick on your keyboard, and write: ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’
I want you to scroll up right now. DO IT. Go to the first page. Open Post Thread and take your dick out and type – ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’ Things have got to change. But first, you’ve gotta get mad!… You’ve got to say, ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’ Then we’ll figure out what to do about the cancer and the generals and the meme crisis. But first, you lost the game, open your image folder, pick at random, and select all the tiles with street signs, and post it: ‘I’m as mad as a bull dyke, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’
>>695485238
Yea but don't worry about it. What about you, how are you feeling and how's your life going?
>>695485529
It's a 3/5 by style.
>>695485400
malt licka, buddy, but that is an enviable option you got there.. mmmm, chocolate milk
>>695485509
fuck yeah, cherry cola!!
>>695485746
i can't believe you're back, Greetings, im drinking some rice and oats blended with sugar and water ice cold. Tastes delicious
>>695485746
Op have tried stronger spirits?
>>695485558
heh, good to see ya again~
>>695485612
here ya go!
>>695485622
sorry, private stock.. but that's a big way to ask!
>>695485693
eh, always in that middle ground, but I lean towards good moods, I might just be an idiot~
>>695485731
how's it as a beer?
>>695484179
Digibro? is that you?
>>695486188
how strange, is there a name for that? I'd love to try it.
>>695486259
all the way up to Pernod absinthe, but the harshest I've managed is a menthol tobacco flavored schnaaps. the best I've had is johnnie walker blue~
>>695486503
naah, its just me, nickel
>>695486609
Cool glasses OP, how's your night going ?
>>695486306
Genny is better than most macros. Better than Bud and Coors by a wide margin. Highlife is slightly better.
Only 19 with no way to get alcohol. So I'm drinking water.
Vodka & Tonic tonight, simple and gets the job done
>>695484179
Shit, i remember seeing you like 2-3 years ago.
WTF im doing with my life?
>>695486671
thanks! I beat Super Cyborg on normal earlier, still feeling awesome. now comes the hard mode, which is.. difficult.
>>695486763
hm, a decent middle-ground, I do like high life at parties, or shiner when I can get it~
>>695486796
fair enough! you enjoy that water, it's gonna get rare someday
>>695486920
cheers, bro~!
>>695486609
I like drinking alone in the woods op is that wrong?
>>695486609
Rootbeer, A&W of the Aged Vanilla variety OP. Only the finest drink will do for my pallet.
Seen the thread a few times, wanted to drop by and say hi.
>>695486609
Finally I am here on time for your thread Nickel. What's up good sir, how was work?
I'm drinking some cobra, had to go cheap till payday. What does Johny Walker blue taste like? Is it all that it's hyped up to be???
Also wats up fellow lurkers and anons
>>695487099
so long as you got a safe way home and don't fall into that trap of getting a fire-ax and hacking up a pack of camping teens. heh, thursdays, am I right?
>>695487104
the finest root beer! here's to you and your champion choice~
>>695487104
Wats up dude. That's a fine choice to be driving long tonite. Aged vanilla sounds so good right now
Apologies, but can anon or NickelOP tell me who is Nickel?
Is this guy famous in any internet forum or blog? Who are you op?
>>695487223
Man I fucking love cobra, but this is my go to malt liquor every time
>>695487433
Why thank you good sir, glad to know that someone else knows true quality instead of drinking store brand or that other nasty brand...mug...blah.
>>695487447
>>695487436
Nickel is famous as hell, you guys should feel honored.
>>695487433
i know every inch of the woods so its ok, but some people thinks drinkin alone is a signal of depression, what do you think?
>>695487602
Why do you love cobra? I need reasons
Cause this shit is far from flavor town IMO. The buzz is great tho
>>695487223
a pleasure, glad to have ya. Work was fine, just.. really should get some sleep for a change, but nah.
JWB has a taste of a humidor with really good wood and clean water, sharp and pronounced, but pleasant. A gentleman's drink that everyone can appreciate~
>>695487434
right? I want a root beer shake right fuckin' NOW! ARGH, and the captcha images were ice cream..
>>695487727
tell us more
>>695484179
the tears of small children.
>>695486609
please do a yfw you found out
>>695487436
>>695487447
just a friend.
>>695487602
there's a barcade near where I live that charges 8 bucks for a 40oz of that, I was outraged!!
>>695487727
Barq's is too spicy, I love A&W.
>>695487745
well, how are you feeling at these times? is any of it motivated by the drink or vice versa
>>695484179
nickel you are amazing
I want your huge iron nickel dick burrowing into my asshole
>>695487434
I'd share with you if you lived closer. Got four bottles from the 7/11 up the street after a fun day of Pokemon Go and searching for a new job to no avail but I shall find one soon enough!
>>695487799
Then we will have to secure a cow of the highest standard and make slow churned vanilla ice cream along with the perfect spoon and straw and a large glass reinforced with ice inside of it to make sure your drink stays icy just the way you like it. Winkie face no space.
>>695488033
>>695487907
Nothing needs to be explained...you know who he is in your hearts.
>>695488211
Exactly, doesn't make a great milkshake.
>>695484179
Oh this lonely faggot again go drink some bleach.
>>695488211
Man, what is that thing behind you, I'm intrigued.
Couple Sapporo's
>>695488318
Yeah dude, you will find something soon. Stay positive.
Any good finds on Pokemon go?
Sounds like you are a bro, I'm always down for a root beer on the house
>>695486609
Yep its called horchata, the rice and oats beverage, also cinnamon
>>695488033
you been stealing from Mr Burns again?!
>>695488156
I'll just do whatever I do when someone sees me naked in the laundry room~
>>695484179
I'm so fuckin tired of your bullshit Nickle. For years you've been haunting my beloved /b/ and for years I've been saying how fuckin tired I am of your bullshit Nickle. For years you've been haunting my beloved /b/ and for years I've been saying how fuckin tired I am of your bullshit Nickle.
>>695487768
Cheap, gets the job done, and I used to drink hurricanes so it's a lot better than that
im drinking bulmers i think its known as magners in the uk its an irish cider
>>695484179
Just got off...having a Budwiser
>>695488318
is he god?
>>695488590
Had it a few times. It's fucking great.
>>695484179
op loving the beard if that's you
>>695488634
>>695488329
Stop samefagging so hard faggot. Go troll on Twitter queer
>>695484179
vodka and low carb monster with beer on the side.
>>695487768
not
>>695487602
...but I love cobra piss. My 3 favorite "beers" are old rasputin, arrogant bastard, and king cobras. Just depends on the mood I'm in and honestly paying less than 1/5 of the price for cobras to get to the same place is nice. I won't apologize for having cheap taste, it can be pretty convenient.
>>695488318
a majestic milkshake worthy of the great spirits themselves!!
and yeah, we made that mistake once, tasted like licorice coffee, fuck that shit
>>695488388
uh, lesee.. my friends boardgames, handful of pennies, q-tips and a spiral notebook. Heh?
>>695488438
very nice, those're good dinner beers
>>695488590
ohhhh that's what in those?? damn, I love horchata, the Fiesta nearby makes it in-house, great when it's hot
>>695488329
>Coming into a thread to ruin everyone else's time
>Oh this lonely faggot
>this lonely faggot
>lonely faggot
>faggot
Kill yourself, sorry people enjoy his company unlike yours.
>>695488485
I would more than happily share with you and yeah just trying to stay up and my gf is attempting to keep me motivated so it's nice.
Only good finds today was a Horsea 115, Tauros 78, and Gastly 205 but I just started yesterday so I was happy along with met a bunch of people from Valor and Mystic and went up to hang out after someone dropped a lure along with made some friends to walk with tomorrow around the park to keep my mind out of the dumps. Pays to be social though I've seen two guys that as soon as I greet them they dart out of sight...feel bad for them cause they play alone and don't join the group or talk to me. :/ But...I'm Team Instinct so...yeah.
>>695488775
Maybe
>>695489213
Ewww...well this time will be different because we will go by the book with godly ingredients!
This shit. Not bad, but I probably won't buy it again. Not much of an improvement over regalur ass JB.
>>695488681
those're actually pretty nice, despite being malt licka~Cobra's not bad either though, 40oz is about 2 bucks around here
>>695488740
righteous choice, friend.
>>695488839
it is! does need a trim though..
>>695489085
not bad! cheers to you, buddy
time for some music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbHBr_ELeTQ
>>695489799
keep the songs coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPIz_1on-ec
im under the legal drinking age but i like lurking on interesting threads with interesting people
>>695489193
I like craft beer as well but it just fills me up to goddamn fast, a couple other reasons I like cobra is they used to be 99¢ for a 24 oz and I could get 2 40's of OE and a cobra for under $7.00
song ended faith lost
AHHHH YOUR BACK! I USE YOU AS A REACTION IMAGE YOU ARE A GREAT DEAL OF MY REACTION FOLDER NOTICE ME
>>695489492
indeed, that one episode of Futurama had me wondering about a master-class malt liquor, but the Maltese Liquor was 210 proof or something, killed humans that drank it.. ouch
>>695490280
frisky! let's get weirdie~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngajEwTy2d4
>>695490587
sure thing, take a seat!
>>695489193
Arrogant Bastard, that is some good stuff.. Stone Brew's IPA is a pricey favorite, a beer to be enjoyed~
>>695490594
OE stopped making their 40s in glass, and I made cobra my main really fast. I can taste the plastic its fucked.
Try and grab some higher alcohol% beer if you go craft. I was drinking some tonight that was like 11.something ABV which is almost double cobra. Was 4$ a fucking bottle though.
>>695489492
Try looking at snag a job or Craigs list, Walmart cashier isn't too bad at the beginning. I would also suggest Sears try those are some quick jobs that youbdont necessarily need a lot of experience. Snag a job has a lot of cashier positions and retail do try that.
Good Pokemon find, and that is cool that you made friends. The power of poke man
>>695484179
Had some sake earlier and about killed myself doing it
Glad to see ya again top hat. Tonight I am pounding some Bud Ice
>>695490907
Have you seen the trailer for the new star wars movie, rebel one or something like that? If so what do you think
>>695490907
I'm not normally about IPAs/PAs/overly hoppy ales normally but that shit is liquid gold. I'm glad it came back they had me scared when it vanished from the shelves for like a month and came back in sixers awhile back.
Stone does damn near everything right, I'm a fanboy I'll admit it.
You shouldve became a hero of 4chan, we'd still like to have you, saw you post in one of our threads before.
-Giant Fist Guy
>>695491261
holy fuck I'm hammered.
>>695491377
Sick dubs
>>695490907
i like the music i wish i could suggest something similar but i cant. but i think you will like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17PM-UMVud8 give it a minute and a half
>>695490842
well, you know what they say.. passion kills~
>>695490892
AWW FUCK, BUDDY!!
>>695490984
the best and highest beer I've had is the Prairie Bomb, 13 abv and deliciously thick. coffee, chocolate, vanilla and chili pepper went into it's taste lightly, it's very pernicious~ check a Spec's, the one near me carries it
>>695491102
eew, must've been some foggy stuff..
>>695491127
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
>>695491177
Oh yeah. While I could take or leave our lifeless-faced lead character, the spooky klaxon blaring and the jarring events you keep seeing in the trailer were what I wanted to see. Charging a beach-head dotted with Imperial Walkers? FUCKIN' INTENSE.. I gotta watch it now, thanks~
>>695490907
I think the worst I've ever had was Everclear and that shit is just...blah. Worse then 151.
>>695490986
Yeah I've just come off doing 5 onto 6 years of Cashiering and Food Sales so it isn't hard to get a job like that mostly just transportation since I moved from a big city to a small country town due to horrible money grubbing landlords but I'm just trying to bounce back and snag a decent job but it's summer...college kids snag everything like locusts...
And yeah it is pretty neat with the pokemon. Met 12 people from all walks of life that I'd likely never run into anywhere else yet they just walked around in a group and dropped a lure and I walked over, introduced myself and asked if I could join them and soon enough I got everyone talking more.
>>695490984
I got my main store to carry 6 packs pints of OE, never really tried anything above 9% other than fucking stacks or earthquake I'll give it a shot
Friend from Serbia smuggled illegal absinth to america, the hallucinatory kind, gave to us
>>695491543
You look like the line cook who is always fucking up and talks about conspiracies to much. Seriously though at what point in your life did you stop trying
You're chill man. Keep it up, positive vibes your way. I'm not drinking anything bc I'm at work but I should be getting some nice heroin Friday so I'll be nice and set for the weekend.
Also check em
>>695491554
What city did you live in before if you dont mind me asking.
Damn I would like to do something like that. Go hunting Pokemon in a group. Sadly I don't have time cause of my job. Life is unfair man.
Rent is too damn high
>>695491261
well, when I found out it was also Mike Nelson's favorite beer, I was extra-in
>>695491307
WHUDDUP, FISTO~
>>695491538
hey, someone was showing me this before, really liked it.. music of solitude and thought, it feels like, eh?
>>695491554
yikes-o, last time I had either of those, they forced their way back up.. did wind up horking into the kitchen sink loudly while yelling WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOOOOR??!! defused the moment.
>>695491998
anything interesting come from it?
>>695492152
sure thing buddy, hopefully friday will arrive holding weight~
>>695492418 i am the one other guy suggesting music glitch mob then me the great hans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R89UGKuyodk
>>695492644
>>695492418
(disclaimer) i'm really drunk to
Drinking this at the moment but honestly wish I didn't finish my bottle of Singleton Spey Cascade last week. It's pretty good, a bit on the light side but a strong flavor for a lighter whiskey.
>>695484179
This is not a community.
We are not your friends.
If you want a sense of community and friendship, go to Tumblr.
>>695491543
>the best and highest beer I've had is the Prairie Bomb, 13 abv and deliciously thick. coffee, chocolate, vanilla and chili pepper went into it's taste lightly, it's very pernicious~ check a Spec's, the one near me carries it
goddamned 99 in BA. I love stouts and will give this a try, the pepper should be interesting. Highest I had was Speedway Stout from Alesmith. It's 12% but comes in a 750ml. Damn good though.
>>695492904
if op makes a tumblr i will follow
>>695484179
my tears mixed with bailey's irish cream, the drink of oldfarts
>>695492197
I lived in Westminster Maryland before hand, worked a job that was biweekly and rent was 500 dollars a month and the landlords would ask for advancements because they had poor money handling skills which meant I had to shell out a full paycheck or else I'd be out on the streets because they refused to sign stubs to prove I lived there...luckily I got out and found good room mates to crash with.
And it is fun, we did a night walk tonight since the town we are in has stops that you can walk along a path in the park and drop lures and they overlap so you can get large groups of people and it will increase the number of pokemon that show up.
>>695492418
Made me smirk, and yeah...only thing I've ever seen someone do with 151 was light it on fire and drink it with another shot...I wanted to slap the dumb bastard but everyone cheered him on so whatever.
>>695492644
man, Hans is the MAN! such fun, engaging tunes with a wealth of color to 'em.. 'cept this one, its color is smoky skies, rusty water and stone steps..
>>695492860
fuck yeah buddy, let's get toasty~!
>>695492886
wow, it looks extravagant.. closest I've had is a Glenfidditch, but it might pale in comparison
>>695486609
same t shirt as a few nights ago
Not drunk, but I'm prettiey baked, gotta say
>>695493110
Fuck those landlord assholes. Wtf is their problem. Glad you got oit of there man.
I'm glad there are still good dudes out there man. Dang. Once again it gets more fun. See that's Pokemon at its best, hunting with people and having a good ol time.
Hopefully one day you can be a gym leader and keep owning challengers.
>>695492922
that's an big, easy one to remember, I'll add it to the list, thanks buddy~
>>695493036
Must have a lot on your mind, then?
here come the rolling clouds and cold winds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsLKJs1j8E
>>695484179
Nothing, because it's a fucking Tuesday and I got work tomorrow and don't live in my mothers fucking basement. Detriment.
>>695493199
sometimes you need smoky skies, rusty water and stone steps.. toasty ;) here's one from my country's past https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvRvtPlQJyg i would love you (op) to read some lyrics tell me what you think i hope youre not brittish song about IRA bombings if you know anything about that
>>695493723
Do you like nirvana Nickel?
>>695484179
the tears of the iraqi children murdered by murkhastanian terrorists. just kidding i'm eating moonshine peaches
Hello again, Nickel. Haven't seen you for a while.
>>695493628
Well it's funny because before I met all those people I met the Valor named Nightmaredemons that owns the gym with a 1350 Snorlax and right next to it he has a Weepingbell that's like 700-900 can't remember and they own the third gym up near the entrance of town with a Vaporeon with 700-900 cp. Was a really nice guy but found out he didn't know all the tips and tricks yet he was still the top dog but got really lucky because of his work being close to a lot of spawns and stops and being able to hatch eggs with ease. But I got a 10km egg almost done and a bunch of 5km and 2km to hatch so hopefully tomorrow I can crank out a few of them after job apps and unemployment calls.
>>695487096
Isn't that game basically a Contra reboot?
>>695484997
hey is it just me or is steel reserve like 3x better out of a 40 bottle than a can
This pussy shit because by the time I got out of work no liquor stores were open. Had to settle on the shit the grocery store had.
>>695494066
oh eat me, we've all got our own schedules and apartments, you ninnyhammer
>>695494082
I'm across the pond in the Colonies, Texas specifically, but I prefer to think most jolly songs have a point to prove, however buzzy. Of course, we had a firefight during a demonstration a bit ago.. I dunno.
>>695494134
I missed out as a middle-schooler, I was into heavy metal and rock n roll at the time, emo and goth were out of my reach.. but Teen Spirit is a fuckin' rager~
>>695494486
SCHLURP 'em up!
> 4 or 5 long islands
> average size bowl of top shelf
> uplifting trance
> xanax time now
>>695494861
>SCHLURP 'em up!
to harsh to chew so i swaller em down like a pelican with a baby seagull
>>695494861
You seem like such a laidback guy, you dudeweedlmao too?
>>695484179
What are the four nucleotides of Dna?
>>695494861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxBKgOyMzSc
if we ever done anything right it was jolly songs i'm sitting here in killdare... firefight?
>>695494975
xanax fucking sucks belongs on same shit tier as spice and robotussin
>>695494692
it is, but it's almost one long flesh-level, which I love.. plus, it's got a kickass soundtrack, the final boss theme was amazing
>>695494719
well, since they went to plastic, I don't know..
>>695494786
ohh, i hate when that happens.. good luck, brother
>>695494680
You should take him out and be the top dog. Then recruit him as part of your crew. I'm sure he will buy you a beer if you give him tips then you guys can become bros and network from there. Networking is good for getting jobs.
With the experience you have you are gonna land something real quick. I'm actually looking to get a job elsewhere .I work at a 4**** hotel and it is fucking shit even tho the pay is good and I get full time with benefits. But not my kind of job. Kind of stuck right now. I love in Los Angeles
>>695495192
adenine, cytosine, guanine, i forget T
>>695495211
samefag i am going to stop with the irish music again i am very drunk and i love op last AND BEST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw
>>695495288
even the plastic ones don't have the full pennies soaked in cujo's piss effect of the cans. man that shit is refreshing warm and flat the next day
>>695495288
I wasn't knocking it I was just trying to nail down what it is since this is the first I've heard of it.
>>695494786
ITT: We make memes of you starting now
>>695495288
>>695495573
What beer is that?
>>695495288
Yeah it sucks but booze is booze ya know?
Atleast the shit tastes good.
>>695495373
>adenine, cytosine, guanine
thymine and uracil if you count it
>>695495116
wow, I can picture that so easily! Right, here's where the game starts~ EVERYONE, FINISH YOUR DRINKS!!
>>695495135
I tried it a few times, it's not my brand.. just booze and cigarettes for me~
>>695495192
ohh no, not you again!! shit uh.. A,G,C,T.. Adenine and Thymine are the only ones I can remember.. gluonine??
>>695495211
peaceful demonstration had the supervising cops fired on by a mad sniper, 10 got injured, 3 were killed.. bad times.
>>695495759
beautiful
>>695495759
Saved
hey check it out a drunk thread. mind if i chill here for a bit? im gettin sauced on some good rum and ouzo.
anybody wanna talk/vent/rant. im here and drunk and happily bored.
wassup niggas?
>>695495291
I think my highest pokemon is barely 400cp so you see the problem I'm having but if I hatch something decent or find something good I may night raid one of the gyms since he knows my gamer tag since I told him I play at night which he gets off work around 1-2am when I'm playing so it might be a fun game.
But it does sound like you were like me, quit my job of 5 years to switch to another place for higher pay, get to work with food and make it and got better pay but it closed down which kinda fucked me since I couldn't transfer since I don't drive but eh, things will get better if I just keep getting good karma.
>>695495840
Jesus he's only said steel reserve like eleventy times
>>695484179
Chai tea with honey. Mmmmmm.
here's a tune for you, tophat. Seeings to how we are both in North Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37PRGxrpBt0
>>695495840
You can see the label in the pics.
>>695495502
yar har!! sing it with me now!! WAY HAY AND UP SHE RISES!
>>695495573
agreed! oh wow, it is fuckin' metallic..
>>695495647
the hard mode is a goddamn challenge, but I have fun thru the whole thing, 'cept the 3rd level boss, FUCK that bug
>>695495759
oh shit!!
>>695495852
its the sugar, makes me hungover
>>695496213
What flavor vape juice are you using?
>>695495912
>10 got injured, 3 were killed.. bad times.
last shooting in the us was the cops killed by the "black lives matter"g group coming from someone in ireland im worried about the US anyone thinking civil war? (like to stress again how drunk i am) if im talking shit let me know
>>695496090
im here
>>695496092
Dude you have some reitcheous karma. It will go well. Yeah dude I quit a job that was going on 5 yrs for a better one but that got stale . Now I'm at this shit hole job. Good thing you got a gf so that's gotta be worth a lot.
If you become gym leader invite him for a beer so he won't be so sad haha.
When is your next meet up with those Pokefriends?
>>695496641
damn right you are.
>>695496135
I'm drunk man. Give me a break bro.
Dang
>>695496548
Strawberry greek yogurt.
>>695496270
also sometimes texans are worth a shit. like the composers of this piece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg4h0BIbC0Y
>>695496090
bearded bastard! that's some big power there~
how are ya, friend? do what you like, but have fun, eh?
>>695496213
a fine sip, friend!
>>695496270
see now, that ain't a mindful direction to set the tunes, eh?
right, everyone's punished. FINISH YOUR DRINKS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg
>>695496928
drank out of dimes bottle more than a few times. When they werent touring you could run into Dime all over DFW, Friendliest celebrity in the history of celebrities
>>695495759
>>695495759
kek
Just finished up a 22oz of Heineken and hotboxing. How are you kind sir?
>>695484179
4 redd's apple ale, more and i can't sleep and less i can't sleep. such is life.
>>695497092
i aint finishing shit i'm on my last can, its your new irish bro op
>>695497282
>reds apple ale
Tits or gtfo
>>695497282
drink one or two and chew up a melatonin. dim the lights and you will be asleep within 30 minutes. youre welcome
>>695496798
Yeah but she is busy with work and has a tendency to try and start fights because she enjoys seeing me mad. She is African American and Hawaiian. Killer ass and body, nice thick lips and small d's without the weird having to wear a weave or wig thing which is awesome and she is mocha looking which makes it better. Either way she constantly fights with me over the black lives matter bs and tells me I'm racist because my dad was a clansman and all this other stuff and I hit her back with actual facts about the protests and shootings and dismiss the fake ones or ones that the police were justified in from the facts presented and she flips shit on me. It's an odd life for me but then again, she works for a hospital billing company and has to deal with assholes all day so I guess she just needs to vent or something idk.
Hopefully you do find a better job and it's stable, mine was good till my store got closed forever.
>>695497356
You and OP are legendary.
That's a nice looking can.
>>695497433
kek
>>695496798
They said tomorrow but I'm not sure at what time so I may end up going up around 2-3pm and see what happens.
>>695497092
pretty fucking good right now, lifes just great.
without fun whats the point in life? seriously though dude, you make this new-thread-every-2-seconds-chan feel more like 420chan. i like your threads.
>>695497197
only booze backwash i got was some steel from the sword's guitarist. you ever watch dimevision where it shows him and zakk wylde shooting fireworks at each other and tearing ass doing donuts in a big ass truck?
>>695497200
Back again,
Suppose you have an enzym "X" which does its job the best at +/- 38 degrees celsius. What happens to the enzym when you double that temperature?
Drinking shitty coors
Just finish it
>>695497701
hory shet it's young dan dennett. tell me about practical free will
>>695496586
I'd rather it not come to that, but given how the internet has injured process, I can only hope we're more imaginative than just starting a conflict and ending lives.. shit doesn't work.
and no, you're fine, friend. what would I know, I am getting lit up over here~
>>695497282
a balance must be struck!
>>695497356
nice pic too! I'm honored, brother
>>695497574
budwiser king of muthafukin beers
>>695497433
>Tits or gtfo
plz mate, it's all i have because reasons. it's significantly better than sober
>>695497835
NO. WHAT?
thats fucking interpol. hes got a dope ass beard too.
>>695497911
me again im not taking them pics sideways my phone is a retard
>>695497567
>>695497567
You should be sympathetic even if you don't truly believe in her cause. She prob gets shit so cut her some slack. That is gonna give you some good karma my good man. Remember man she is on your side.
She sounds like a diamond dozen. Make sure you treat her well and reap the benefits.
I hope I do too. Im sick of this shit job haha but I'm staying positive. Wait, your dad was a clansman? No way, for real???
>>695498126
does anybody know hiffwe?
>>695497837
Op needs to be dubbed King of /b/!!
I'm drinking wine cause I can hide it lol
>>695497711
yup. I knew Pantera's manager. She hooked me up with passes to everything. Hung out with them backstage. Dime was a sweetheart. Phil was actually really cool. Rex was a dick and Vinnie acted like a rock star but was awkward with chicks
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>695498334
of course rex was a dick, he's the band leader
>>695497356
>>695497911
can you rotate your pics before posting them? thanks.
Also in relation to thread : Drinking good old coca-cola™
MD 20/20
>>695497923
Ok I'll give you that.
>>695497574
ain't it? immaculate~
>>695497701
let's savor the flavor eh? Hahaa, still dancin'
>>695497711
I need to see that like, right now.. holy FUCK!
>>695498317
hell, just call me 'buddy', it's all I wanna be!
right, 2 minute break, I gotta pee for some reason!
>>695497837
america is looking worse on a day to day basis and thats only what im hearing from ireland. france got pretty fucked too but that's
terrorism americans are blowing each other up
>>695497711
oh, and we smoked out Brian, the bass player from the Sword with some very strong shit about 10 minutes before they hit the stage in Ft Worth. The band was looking for him and found him as we were coming back in side. I dont know how he made it through the set. Stevie Wonder could have looked at him and seen how fucking baked he was. played great tho
>>695498553
i know i can but that's too much effort i shall be sideways
>>695497554
That will work a few times and then you build a tolerance to the melatonin. Sucks. Btw the liquid kind with the dropper works quicker and doesn't taste bad.
>>695498478
no, he was the bass player. the least important cog in that wheel
>>695497783
Nothing.
>>695498261
Yeah but it annoys me when people take up a cause yet they don't look at it from both sides and I've set her down before and tried to show her but she says it's the white man trying to lie to her again. Irritates me some times...
And yep, went to the rallies and everything and had the full suit and badges to boot. At his funeral a bunch of them showed up and me being fourteen or so at the time they tried to give me cards and money saying if I ever need help the clan would never turn their back on a young white man like society did and all this other hate speech stuff. Mom tossed it all away but this guys were dressed up very nice and had some expensive cars so I always wondered how far up my dad was since he didn't live bad off after getting out of jail either.
>>695498651
op im sorry for dissing america i forgot the whole world is fucked anyway
i just harvested a shitload of honey from my beehives and i've been sipping that for the last few days. That shit is the most godly diabeetus juice of all time. bottoms up!
10/10 drunk thread would do again
>>695498836
you can go to walmart and get like 36 benedrylls for 88 cents. that shit works like a champ
>>695498700
>comes from the troubles
>thinks it's fucked up a hand full of Americans killed each other
Wew lad
>>
Do you regret not saying yes? Or do you think you are better off now?
That's deep stuff. Your dad was an important man in an organization. Not that it's prestigious to hate people but still you know what I mean.
This has been enlightening in si many ways. You are a true bro and a good citizen
>>695498553
delicious! and c'mon, you can go into Pictures and just click~
>>695498561
yargh! you're a greater man than me, gunga din..
>>695498700
what we have here is also the dangerous version of what makes the USA great: diversity. It works in our favor in a lot of great ways, but now it's also making a mess of things in it's own way.. plus again, internet. I'd hope at least Ireland remains okay, you got great wilderlands and Jacksepticeye, kid seems real likable
>>695499041
it's fine, we're a young nation in the scope of things, always in such a hurry..
>>695499108
wow! Pooh, is that you?
>>695499114
whew! enjoy?
rotated enough for ya?
>>695495759
>>695499403
What head phones you got m8
>>695499285
its not the amount that were killed its the amount talking about killing each other that bothers me the troubles was a bit before my time although i did study it
>>695484179
Pic without glasses? c:
>>695498966
BASS IS THE FOUNDATION OF THE BAND!
Metal horse is stronger than all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiQkxcWs5jY
>>695499396
>enjoy?
It might be cheap bt I love me some Jim Beam. The real question is; pizza or nachos?
you are the friendliest dude on /b
making it a better place <3
>>695499808
Sure is fuckface
>>695499429
HA! nice.. wait
>>695499801
maybe later, if I get drunk enough~
>>695499808
DAMN RIGHT, WILLIAM!
speaking of getting drunk, I just started in on my undertale soundtrack and it picked my favorite tune
EVERYONE, FINISH YOUR DRINKS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TgO-tN5wAM
>>695499396
no but bears keep trying to get into the hives had to put up an electric fence to protect mah huneh
Never been in one of these threads, but you seem alright op.
Good luck with any troubles you might have.
Cheers m8
>>695499396
first thing first Jacksepticeye is a fucking retard in my opinion the accent he puts on isent even irish and im irish ireland has copied the us and uk with the whole free speech and 2nd ammendment stuff in ireland we have a right to bear arms. there's 3 guns in my house but the same laws in the us lead to trouble its as if the freedom thing has gone to peoples heads im really not trying to cause offence sorry if id do
Coke guy here, how long have you been browsing /b/? Do you think you are becoming or already a tripfag? If so, what shall we name you? Do you browse other boards or websites?
More games? Lol
>>695484179
I think Drink Bro is my favorite meme.
>>695500010
Pizza! and I love that stuff, I use it when I watch all of Danger 5, I figure Pierre's recipe for a Double Jim Bourbons is just two rocks glasses full of it. YOU'RE THE BEST, KILROY!
>>695500036
and so are you! keep it going, fella~
>>695499606
philips shp2500 i love em
>>695500206
speaking of bass based ass nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy0yxTa_7Vk
>>695499387
I don't regret saying yes and It was an odd time in my life and being so young it could have turned out very differently and who knows I may have been a skin head with hate for everyone and not even be here now. But glad I never turned down that path yet my gf likes to call me a white supremacists every chance she gets so...
>>695495767
I tried this once at the suggestion of the beer store guy. I was not impressed.
>>695500382
His name is Robert Pauls....
Oh wait, his name is Nickel and that's about all you need to know mate. Repsect. The OP.
>>695500010
>pretend italian or pretend mexican
>>695484179
water
This guy is genuinely cheering me up. Thanks, Drink Bro
>>695497092
>>695500428
born and raised right here on /b/ no where else.
premium.
>>695492904
58 people disagree
pussy juice
>>695492886
Richfag get out
>>695499606
there pretty old so if youre gonna buy some youd probably get better ones for the same price ive had them for a few years and im a fussy fuck when it comes to sound 120kb/s+
>>695500712
don't dox even if this is b8
alcohol is my supplementary drug but weed is primary. here's why:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZX9sI5rlwA
>>695500906
sleeping head to feet in moms bed again, anon?
where'd you get those glasses?
>>695500231
maybe try dipping yourself in mud and using a balloon? Stormclouds are pretty discouraging to... how was that plan supposed to work again??
>>695500308
sure thing, buddy~ I appreciate the concern!
>>695500328
whoo, shots fired! that's all fine and good, just.. make sure nothing happens to the green ,green fields.
>>695500382
it's just me, doing my thing. I'm called nickel, if you need a name, but this is where I like to do this stuff
>>695500428
GAH! SHAGGY, WHAT THE FUCK
>>695491543
prairie bomb is goat. prairie paradise is decent as well. i have it on tap right now @ my bar. thx familia god bless keep it #100
>>695500977
vadim newquist
>>695500977
It's a movie quote you twerp.
I didn't say which movie because you don't deserve to know.
>>695500977
Fuck you man
>>695501119
That's chill man, no disrespect meant, just curious.
>>695500735
Kek am literally a Italian mehican hybrid. Drunk munchies tho, wht the fuck beats pizza or nachos? Got some fresh jalapenos too, but I shall not disobey OP and his infinite drunk wisdom
>>695484179
Drinking Loopy Vodka, and Rumchata. It's known as the cereal shot. Tastes like fruitloops.
>>695501119
let me guess of green green fields of athenry
>>695500652
oh fuckin' YES!!!
>>695500735
Delicious snackfood, let's be metropolitan about it!!
>>695500776
heh, back at ya, brother!
>>695500777
HAR!! I love it
>>695500978
I would listen but I only take in Kingdom Hearts tunes around christmas time, it's a tradition for me! it's being saved though~
>>695501085
Spirit of Halloween stores, and I need a new pair..
>>695501646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLZRWNdGCUc
>>695501533
its hard to beat real mexican street tacos or some spicy chickens wings whilst drunk. If you can drive, I highly recommend waffle house hashbrowns. I bet tophat knows all about those hashbrowns. texas forever
>>695501228
>>695501190
>>695501334
I didn't remember.
Anyways fight club is an overrated movie.
>>695484179
Drinking Pepsoid.
>>695501946
it is
>>695501119
Nickel you fine gentleman. I bid you a good night. And fellow anons and lurkers god speed in tgis journey called life
>>695501119
Oh, it's you again. Hi.
>>695484179
Budweiser and blackice. Alone. I also front cocaine to get fucked up alone for the second time this month. What do you guys think of me? I'm 23.
>>695500652
fuck that. speaking of bass...best in the game...turn it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko
>>695501843
Double order, covered and chunked.
>>695501120
aw man! I'ma have to find your place now~
>>695501423
ya good, bro!
>>695501579
that sounds awesome right about now.. genuine cereal milk booze!!
>>695501646
I'unno, whichever seems the infinite, emerald expanse of peace and warmth I've seen in National Geographic when I was a kid when I fell in love with the sight..
>>695502099
From the thumbnail I thought that was ram das
>>695484179
i felt sad and lonely for missing a party, but your face and those Wild Wild West glasses make me lol everytime man
youre the alcoholic angel of 4chan
make me a meme cunts
>>695501716
Everytime I see you make a thread, I think to myself, there is something to live for
>>695502494
we both know im drunk but im not confused that easily wtf you sayin
>>695502583
>headphones of the big ass variety man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx5FoDSc-0U
Threads like this keep b alive. Quite a refresher from the traps, shills, blacked, Tfw 75 cigarettes a day, first three words, McDonald's, dick obsession, etc
>>695484179
Hey pal! I travelled to Denver about two weeks ago, and as I left the airport, I could've sworn I saw you. Would you humour me with some insight?
>>695502583
>>695501843
hoo baby, the greasy spoon up the way has awesome hashbrowns and plenty of tabasco and ketchup, sunny-side eggs and toast.. aaahh..
>>695501964
DRINKULOID!
>>695502047
take care, friend. I'll see ya when I see ya
>>695502178
I feel like you've got something to prove.
>>695502216
ga haaaa, my man~!
>>695502928
slam tight piggy
>>695502583
Go home Dean Ambrose, you're drunk.
Heineken. Typically I just get baked on weeknights but I got busted the other day and the feds are watching my house so I'm a tad too noided to blaze.
>>695502358
I just tell them all the way but to skip the gravy and the chili. its easier than saying "smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, and capped.
>>695503024
Hey what's your profession, you can be as vague as you want if you need to.
>>695502583
Dude you are awesome. I hope you come in next time Nickel has a thread going. You are a fucking alpha
>>695502928
And thankfully they still happen
>>695502494
It's the cornerstone to every delicious breakfast.
>>695502178
Thats what I taught I'd get for responses but I don't think I have shit to prove. I feel good right now but I know tomorrow I''l feel like a loser.
>>695502821
the biggest
>>695484179
Yea it is DudeBro back on b! How you doing dude?
I am not drinking anything i have a long bus drive soon.
>>695503017
luv u bbz
>>695502572
hee hee! I actually coveted a pair of those from Burger King back when the movie came out.. I had some glasses like that back when I got started, gotta find 'em.
but you doing okay, brother?
>>695502761
stand tall, buddy. You'll do great things!!
>>695502776
Countryside, I mean!
>>695502928
I do what I can, glad it's something you can enjoy~
>>695502929
aw man, if only! I'd be visiting friends up there right now if I could.. see the podcast Master Bastards for more info.
>>695503024
>>695503374
Talking to you bruh
>>695503466
But when i arrive i have a birthday party to attend. Yahooo.
>>695503518
niggas smoke a bowl and listen to this if you only listen to me once in your /b/rowsing life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kesio4k-dMU
>>695503113
you got the dean bit right but where the fuck did you get Ambrose
>>695501843
>if you can drive
I can barely type. I'm from California tho, and I will demolish some tacos. San Dego does it right.
This pizza is fucking delicious btw
>>695503113
actually its going to annoy me how did you get dean?
>>695503222
hospital, maintenance.. uh, orderly
>>695503315
me too, guy's got some gumption to his guff!
>>695503351
I'm in~
>>695503466
fair enough. Let's get some badass tunes in your ear in the meantime!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
>>695484179
i'm drinking my feelings
>>695504026
>>695504026
We had this already>>695484442
>>695503315
im here 4 u dude
>>695503984
Hi op its me Mntn Dew and Jack Daniels guy!!
>>695504170
perdapeh
