Why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
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Why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
Because after all that sweet talk it went straight to sex and now for some reason I hate myself
woman are assholes of the worst kind
i'm straight
Because I'm married and my wife gets shy and stammer-y around pretty girls. No gfs for us just yet.
Cause I'm a faggot with no game
>>695480667
am an enormous beta faggot, slowly learning to disrespect wimyn getting pretty good results so far have fucked 2 women in the past couple months, nothing I'd want to be putting my dick in forever, but progress is progress
>be 24
>moved back home with parents almost a year ago
>work two minimum-wage jobs
>lazy
>college dropout
>too many rec drugs
>lived in near-isolation for 3 years age 20-23
>can barely keep eye-contact in social situations
Too much partying in college and depression meds fucked my head up some. Been lurking /fit/ recently in order to get my shit back together.
>>695481196
fucking kek
cuz after i bang the bitch i gtfu
>>695480667
haven't found a girl that: is compatible with my life + I'm attracted to her + she's attractive to me + we have chemistry and fun together
Once you reach a certain point in dating life it isn't as easy to settle for any random girl just out of fear of being lonely. Personally I have fun being single and I'm not looking for a girlfriend. If I find a girl that fits the above criteria I won't let that bitch go, before that, I wont look for her. I will just enjoy my time and do as I please disregarding any relationship responsibilities
>>695480667
>Cause I'm a faggot with no game
I'm somewhere between this, not over my ex, and not in a position to have a new girl in my life.
I need to get a new job. Fire season's pretty much over.
>>695481692
you're on the right path anon. If you can't control your environment at least control your body
My wife said I wasn't allowed one.
Too sad
Attractive and great girls have asked me out, I mean like 7/10s and above
I'm just too fucking sad to want to
>>695480667
I cringe at 4chan rhetoric, but I'm an autist when it comes to women. For sure.
Because I broke up with her five hours ago.
>>695483464
>I cringe at 4chan rhetoric
Stop saying things like this.
Cause we literally just broke up after two weeks cause she decided to say she loves me and was moving way too quick
>>695480667
Honestly dude having a girlfriend kinda sucks
>>695480667
Holy shit, is that Moot?
I don't know how
>>695480667
No one knows...
>>695484686
That's fucking cute as shit.
Well done anon.
I do
>>695480667
Cause I'm a spiteful prick and I'm going to make sure my mother hates me for not having children or giving her someone to talk to about my personal life.
>>695483778
Why lol
>>695480667
Because the girl I'm infatuated with doesn't want a relationship but we still bang. Had two whole relationships where I couldn't love a girl. Thought I just never would love again. But here I am, and it's unrequited as fuck.
I'm a girl. Date me
Because after sex the women insupportable.
Because youre FUCKING mother still hasnt dumped her husband
Inb3 your**'re
>>695485287
I'm breaking up with you.
>>695485287
Are you cute?
i have one but I'm losing her to \b\
>>695485882
>/b/
>\b\
>/b/
>\b\
>/bd\
>\ ~ /
But I do.
>>695485287
What's your favorite color?
because i'm a beta fag who lives in a small town (1,500ish)
>>695480667
But i do.
>>695486265
just finshed suckin alien cock in the van...
>>695486265
Anon please, your little brother's girlfriend isn't yours.
>>695480667
They offer nothing and take everything.
>>695480667
Show her tits you sad fucker
>>695481692
Are you me?
>>695486404
Underrated
>>695486538
No, he's me. Fuck off, stop trying to get on with our thing.
>>695480667
Sauce?
>>695486218
yes this is why
Average looks
Average tastes
Average sense of humor
Also have no idea how to meet girls or start a relationship
>>695482111
>get the fuck up?
>>695480667
I don't leave my house and I'm a peice of shit anyway
Because relationships are a waste of time and energy. Work on your life instead
>>695480971
What is your name?
>>695487376
We should be friends. We have a lot in common.
>>695487255
No problem my friend. There's a Korean comic book story that was translated to English for situations just like this. I believe it's called Skill of Lure, best of luck to you.
Im a wheelchair fag
The only girl I've ever really liked has been avoiding me and sometimes ignoring me for about two weeks now.
We used to see each other like every day, even if it was just for a short time. Now trying to make things work with her just stresses me out and makes me very sad. I know this is just going to continue until a few weeks from now when she finally ignores me altogether/tells me she isn't into me anymore. But the optimist in me keeps convincing me to just hang on and hopefully things will go back to the way they were, and I'll be happy again.
>>695487621
Sure post kik if you have it
Because I didn't kill him.
>>695487898
>wheelchair fag
That just makes it easier to pick them up.
>hey gril, wanna come back to my place so you can find out what parts of me still work?
Mystery gets em.
>>695480667
Because I'm difficult.
>>695488122
I think it's the paralyzed dick that turns them off
My bitch of a wife won't let me have one
anyone willing to share tips for getting the pusspuss
>>695488363
Just say you call it the paralyzer.
If they ask why just say there's only one way to find out.
>>695487908
This situation sounds very highschool to me. Here's my question. Is she aware of how you feel about her?
>>695488418
Be confident. Seriously. I know this is said so much, but it seriously fucking works. Fake it till you make it anon
>>695488613
I'm not him but there's not much point in pursuing pussy when your penis has no feeling
>>695483797
> never tell me what to do cunt
>>695488657
>Be confident
I hope you understand that advice like this is why a lot of cringe content exists on the internet. People stick their neck out and once it's out they realize they don't have a step two.
>>695487255
You and me both. Hell, I can barely start or keep a conversation going, and Im also pretty boring
>>695488649
Yeah. When we were actually hanging out, she told me she can't wait for "the future" with me. She also said I was perfect, I made her feel special, a bunch of other corny shit. She also kinda suggested we go to Mexico next summer, so I thought things were gonna go great. But I guess girls fall for people then stop caring pretty quickly. Whatever, I'll get drunk and tell her I'm done talking to her soon probably.
>>695489130
Then make yourself not a faggot and then be confident. That is why cringe exists but nothing will happen if you just sit there hoping.
>>695480667
Because I'm married
>>695489037
The low self-esteem that drives you to try and control everything around you, including anonymous conversations, sounds like a you problem. Best of luck, hope it works out for you.
>>695482184
^^this
I'm white, I smell bad and have a pitch black sense of humor. Most people can't stand me
>>695480667
because i am a fat 30yo social retard
>>695489687
Stop smelling bad. Really not that hard. Wash your clothes regularly, take showers, put on deodorant, use cologne if you want
>been on /b/ since 7th grade
>thought i was going to be a beta kissless virgin for life
>fast forward to 21 years old
>realized all you had to be was not an socially awkward around normies to get them to like you
>alcohol really is liquid courage
>its actually pretty easy to lie your way into underpants
>lost vcard to random tinder hookup cause i told her she was everything i was looking for
>got another tinder hookup months after cause ive been working out and stopped being a fat fuck
>met another girl on tinder and had a relationship for a month but turns out shes crazy
i don't know how you guys do it man, its really not that hard to be a normal person. just leave the house and learn how to socialize every now and then. chicks at are gullible,
>>695489418
There's no need to be defensive here. By pointing out the flaw in the strategy the hope is to evolve it together instead of passing blame and ridicule. Also, why do you assume that there are only two options to choose from? You either "be confident" or sit and hope for a better tomorrow? Do understand that there are ways to overcome being socially awkward. I don't think throwing around buzzwords like "be confident" is one of them. Matter of fact attitudes like that do more harm than good.
>>695489130
then you don't know what confidence means you moron. Confidence isn't just walking around with your chest stuck out and talking loudly
Because im too busy slaying sluts at the bars ;)
>>695489988
wtf I suddenly stopped smelling bad, you're a genius!
but really, I have a medical condition that makes me sweat too much and create too much bacteria too fast. i've tried literally hundreds of colognes, deodorants, medicine, and nothing works
>>695490160
Sitting there is what a lot of people here are doing desu, good points tho
>>695489257
Sounds like she's afraid and she's running away from either failure or commitment. I suggest you have a serious conversation with her instead of playing these stupid games.
Best of luck though.
>>695490479
Oh! That sucks, sorry anon.
>>695490479
you must be some special case of faggot cause i have the same thing and i just shower daily
This thread
>>695490479
AKA I eat too much canned food. Try losing weight and wearing breathable clothing you lazy faggot
>>695490227
I don't think the issue here is about the definition of confidence. The problem I laid out was that people jump out of their comfort zone without a second thought only to find themselves in situations they aren't ready to handle. Hope that clears it up for you anon.
>>695490634
I am, my doctor said I'm the worst case of hyperhidrosis he's ever seen
>>695490784
I'm fit, stop being retarded
I find little use for them. Sure sex is nice but its not everything. I dont forge emotional connections because because I lack empathy. And maintaining the relationship is straight up tedious.
>inb4 edgelord
>>695490812
how the fuck are you supposed to be able to handle things out of your comfort zone if you don't step out of them? just go do it, crashing and burning is the best way to learn. its just up to you if you want to go back to your cave or get up and try again
because my wife wasnt too happy with the last one i had, bitch
>>695490503
Can't. I can't talk to her because every time I try to make plans she disappears, or says yes then snapchats me videos of her hanging out with friends around the time we're supposed to be meeting. I'm not playing games, but she has started acting like exactly what I thought she wasn't. Thanks for your input though, the situation is already over in all honesty. Just feels kinda good to be able to vent to anonymous strangers who have no reason to care
I did. Until she broke up with me a couple months ago ;_;
I know I should be dating, it is just so hard putting myself out there.
>>695490997
well fuck anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4NuopZzdPc
>>695480667
No drama.
Answer only to myself.
A lot of time to better my self.
Spend money on myself.
I can do whatever I want.
I can sleep with and date whoever I want.
It's not so bad being alone.
>>695491004
The Freudian slip says more about your tormented mind that your sentiment does.
>because because
It's okay to be conflicted. I don't understand why you need a facade on the internet on an anonymous board.
>>695490812
well jumping out of your comforzone without a second thought is stupid and not something a confident person does. That's just being reckless, if your going to leave your comfort zone then expect to face adversity
>>695488122
Im not paralized... So you jokes are invalid...
>>695491078
Well, I think moderation is important. While you do want to get accustomed to things that excite you I think we can both agree that we would want to avoid getting traumatized because we bit off more than we can chew. I do see the point you're making and I agree with it. I think the advice is faulty because it doesn't give all the information available to improve in a safe manner.
>>695491639
and a confident person would face that adversity with open arms and deal with it. jumping out of a comfort zone without second thought isnt stupid its being a human being with balls.
>>695484510
kek
>>695480667
Source/moar?
>>695491174
If she made her decision there's very little use worrying about it after it's done. I wish you the best in the future, friend.
>>695480667
because im married
>>695480667
Tits please!
>>695480667
because you gotta love yourself first before other people can love you
>>695491817
all right all right. ill be real for a second. i used to be a fedora tipper myself. then i decided im not happy with my lifestyle. i.e zero social life and friends i only interact with through video games. one night i decided to take up an offer from a high school friend to hang out with some other friends from high school. ive always been nervous in social situations cause i was so insecure mind you. but like i said i wasn't happy and the only way to be happy was to do something about it so i did. i took up the offer. i went and forced myself to be social. it wasnt all fun and games the first time hanging out with strangers but it really wasn't as hard as i thgouth cause all i (you) really have to do is be yourself and not give a shit. people will like you and form relationships with you if you just be yourself and not care because the ones who stick around are the ones compatible and the ones who don't well fuck em.
i kinda deralied here but my point is step out of your comfort zone and just don;t give a fuck of the outcome because theres just some things you can and cannot control. not everyone will like you, but there are 7billion people in the world and if you play the odds eventually somebody will. and ones you realize getting people to like you is easy, everything else comes naturally.
>>695491639
I agree with that my friend. There's nothing wrong with challenging, improving, or experiencing new things just don't do it without a plan.
There's an argument to be made for being able to adapt to new circumstances and that's a valuable skill to develop. I don't believe it's an all or nothing situation though as painted by people who say statements like "be confident".
>>695492689
Guy who posted the be confident thing; I dont think it is either, but it's a good first step
>>695492689
its not a matter of being confident its just a matter of not caring of the outcome and letting things happen naturally
>>695492640
I am not arguing against the idea of stepping out of your comfort zone. There's a difference, howeverr, between hanging out with old highschool friends and joining a motorcycle gang. There's a degree of separation between striking up conversation with a girl on the street and auditioning for Americas got talent. People who don't see these escalations are the ones who get in trouble because they didn't think about the consequences they were focused on "being confident".
I do have a gf
Look at her show off
I can share
>>695480667
Tfw this thread is still alive an hour later
>>695493259
this is /b you know
Because I don't know where to meet women.
>>695491885
again thats just being reckless you won't get anywhere by closing your eyes and jumping off a cliff, a confident person wouldn't leave their comfort zone if they new it would be a failure
>>695493414
Your point?
The obvious answer is obvious, people don't have one because they simply don't.
>>695480667
im fat.
>>695493125
fair point anon. the point i wanted to make was just take it one step at a time and (this i know you'll disagree with) but you just have to not care about the consequences, at least at the start. i say this because this is one of those things in life (just my opinion) that you have to run before you walk, cause if you know how fast you can run, then you can find a comfortable walking speed.
I'm casually seeing a couple chicks that don't want anything more serious, and I'm not super into them either. Also have an ex who acts like we're still in a relationship. Basically, waiting for the right one to come along, but need some time to sort out my own issues before jumping into anything
>>695483058
Why so sad anon?
>>695493627
shit man i've had so much fun closing my eyes and jumping off metaphorical cliffs (fuck literal ones thats just dangerous) in the past year that ive gotten out of my comfort zone. don't knock it til you try it. i get that its reckless but fuck you learn life lessons the best possible way this way, and that's by living them. you won't get as far thinking and talking about this than you would just doing it and seeing what happens.
>>695493839
How fat? Im pretty big I think and I have a girlfriend.
>>695493875
I am glad we were able to find middle ground in this conversation. Best of luck to you, anon.
>>695494212
so your plan is going great but you were asking for advice on why your such a beta? which is it
>>695492021
>>695494456
nigga i aint been the one asking lmao
>tfw you wish there were id's just to have conversational context
i been the one trying to tell yall to jump off the plane without knowing how to use a parachute and figure it out.
>>695488613
>>695488122
Damn son, ignore the haters, those are some damn good ideas
>>695494212
>>695494421
A civilized discussion
You guys are fuckin cool
>>695494403
180cm
155kg.
i don't have trouble moving around, i work in retail moving all day.. but still.. quite unhealthy
I'm emotionally shy. I can be open about who I am and shit but showing affection and romantic interest feels like exposing my personal weakness.
Also displaying phyiscal attraction to another person feels like being weak too.
It's getting better slowly but not nearly fast enough as I'd like.
>>695494963
Good luck anon :)
>>695494862
not gonna lie its 2:30 and i miss my ex and i came here thinking ill shit on some fucking losers then realize i used to be (deep down still am) one of you so like i can't hate. i love all of you
Working on it with this girl
>>695489493
Snap
>>695495248
Good luck /b/ro!
>>695495186
aww, thanks anon
>>695495186
>then realize i used to be
Your still here faggot who are you trying to fool
yall need to realize life is worth living and there is very minimal things you can control in it. the only thing you have total control of is your actions. there is no such thing as a right or wrong outcome, only what you feel is your best decision and what happens after you shouldn't regret because its what you wanted, even for a moment, but still, its what you wanted.
>>695495248
You can do it anon
>>695495628
>blatantly ignoring the bracketed part
nice try anon :D
Broke up after four and a half years on Saturday.
>>695480667
Who is this? Is there moar?
>>695480667
I don't want one.
>>695480667
because girls cannot be friends, it is genetically impossible, plus they are all fucking crazy to varying degrees
>>695495971
Would piss my wife off
>>695495023
i guess I would like some clarification on why i feel this why and how to get over this
because I got married.
wtf was I thinking? I could be knee deep in a dozen pussies every other week.
>>695496583
>mild autism
not the end of the world, you can still find someone who likes you for being you; without pretending to be some gushy pussified "romantic" douche.
because i'm way too fucking ugly
>>695498413
then stop being ugly
>>695498413
Is that you m8? It could be so much worse dude. You're not THAT bad. You could try some facial hair.
>>695497468
Yeah, because leading a life of hedonism and lust ALWAYS works out in the end
>>695480667
I have a girlfriend.
>tfw you have a grillfriend but youre so dedicated you dont post a nude pic....
>>695485287
Are you pleasant?
>>695480667
Because I'm gay.
>>695480667
Because I don't think anyone could love me or even like me if they ever got to know me.
At that point, I'm just playing a game of lies with her, which sounds emotionally and mentally exhausting.
>>695480667
Because I'm an overweight neet fuck with no money.
>>695480667
Because I'm 5'9 lmao
Because I get attached too quickly and I'm unattractive. Done.
>>695480667
Because I get tired of a woman after a few days, so I move on to the next one.
>>695499490
So?
>>695499490
That height is fine you nigger
>>695499791
Yea anything 5'8 or above is decent anything below gets progressively more unattractive by the inch.
>>695485033
This is me....Gameplan?
>>695493995
How long were you with your ex?
>>695499791
>>695499699
Girls are way too much into 6 and above guys, and you know, it's fine. But shit it sucks, I'm fit, deccent looking, have good marks and pretty much my future looks bright. My only flaw as long as I can see is my height and the fact that I fall for greedy bitches instead of mellowheart girls
>>695500041
You have nothing to worry about then.
>>695498938
the same sentiment can be said about monogamy and literally anything other lifestyle choice.
>>695498655
>implying that's possible
>>695498838
>not THAT bad
that implies that it is in fact bad.
>>695480667
Eh, what's so great about it? I kinda wish I didn't most times. I could be banging so many different women rn.
>>695499196
What kind of faggot cuck would post their girlfriends nudes
>>695496315
This is so accurate it's fucking retarded.
>>695500501
Yeah you're not a fucking 10/10, go figure. If I thought you were hopeless I wouldn't have bothered replying. If you keep ignoring people telling you you're not as ugly as you think no wonder you don't have a girlfriend. Pick yourself up man, you're not as ugly as you think and you could totally get a girl.
>>695500772
Welcome to /b/
>>695491174
Yo fuck that bitch anon. You deserve better. Dump her and wait for a better one to roll around. Show no mercy and give 0 fucks. Shes treated you like shit with your consent, you need to put your foot down and tell her to get thr fuck out of your life because YOU deserve better than that bs that bitch offers. Best of luck anon.
>>695481581
Hey, kudos.
>>695500501
>workout 3 times a week
>grow just a bit of facial hair
>and a pair of balls
>some humility while you're at it
>learn to take a compliment
>stop being a faggot
its not that hard
Because I have a boyfriend
>>695492400
People always say this. Is it really true. I've had zero self esteem my whole life. Does that mean I should not have dated anyone my whole life, and I should until i fix my esteem issues (which may or may not be possible)?
>>695485287
Tits or GTFO
Everytime I talk to someone, a day later they end up ignoring me. I don't even bother anymore with that shit.
>save money on not going on dates
>have more time for personal projects and goals
>not having to worry about another person
>because I'm perfectly okay with my life as of right now
I don't know, maybe a year or two from now I'd be fine with settling down with someone, but until the; one night stands and bj's behind pubs.
>>695485287
Here's your (You).
BTW, what's your kik?
>>695500501
You are NOT as ugly as you make yourself out to be. Work out and grow some facial hair and you'll look great, not even kidding. You got this anon
Because I dumped her when I found this
>>695480667
cuz i have one
>>695503069
Kek
>>695480667
she died.
in an accident while riding her motorcycle.
I miss you M. I miss you like crazy.
>>695480667
because i'm a shut in who rarely socializes
>>695485287
Add me on grindr
>>695484310
Idiot
>>695502032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhWCAtFP1Vk
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>>695488782
An orgasm can be achieved without an errection. It just takes a little creativity.
Because I have boot camp in a few months and then will be moving to the other side if the country. Just too much hassle right now.
>>695480667
Because after my ex I just wanted to take a break from dating and it turned into the last 6-7 months of me becoming almost robotic. I wake up, still unemployed, look for job, go to gym. Rinse and repeat every day. At first going to the gym was supposed to help me get a girl, at least I thought. Now working out has become an addiction and it have no motivation to talk to women, I just want to lift and run. Sometimes I think I'm retarded, I'm not spergy when talking to women I just give one word answers and generally am insensitive. I also don't have a job so all I do is wake up and go to the gym, and if I can't sleep I wait until they open again.
>>695505267
He's talking about butt stuff
>>695505401
How are you paying for gym without a job?
>>695480667
Because I have a lot of mental problems I need to/am currently working through.
I constantly struck out in my hometown, but I just moved somewhere new. I'm getting fucking hit on, girls sending me suggestive snaps, offers for dates, having people tell me I'm attractive for the first time without being in a relationship. It's really all a lot to take in after 22 years of being told by society I wasn't attractive or cool enough.
Entertaining the idea of dating/casual sex just makes me feel anxious anymore.
>>695505401
The pain goes away eventually m8. It's been almost a year for me since my heart was broken. It gets better. Just hold on.
>>695505600
I have 4k saved up, live with my mom right now and rarely spend money on anything that isn't food
>>695496394
post moar?
>>695485799
Awh already?
>>695480667
I'm asexual...
>>695505754
I'm not heartbroken, I hated her. I'm more saddened by the fact that I don't understand my own thought process. Don't know if that makes sense.
>>695505988
Ok great
>>695485818
I think so. What do u think?
>>695505988
What a coincidence. I identify as an attack helicopter.
>>695506106
>over 2 hours between responses
>>695486297
Pink.... Don't judge
What's yours?
>>695506106
>no timestamp
>>695484836
>I will be stealing that line - will get me laid.
>After 2 years in this cist something of value came out.
>>695491182
"should" be dating? lol
Just get some girl and screw both your brains out. do that repeatedly other a series of month and you will feel a lot better.
Maybe then you will be ready again.
Always worked for me.
... last time around i got stuck with the second bed warmer and married her... years ago... :D
>>695490157
yeah, but how to get the qt3.14 gf?
Also how to stop being fat fuck
>>695499252
In what kind of ways
>>695506083
It's okay
>>695480667
How's that?
>>695501764
Make meee
>>695502589
I don't have one
>>695506241
I was in different threads, sorry
>>695506790
Get one, it's nice if you wanna chat with strangers.
>>695480667
Because she left me to whore around
>>695506962
Well I used to have one but mainly everyone wanted nudes lol.
I feel like I'm justified in not providing a clear answer here.
Have you even taken a single glance at the resident populace of 4chan?
>>695507143
Oh, guess that is a problem...
Wanna make an exception for me?
>>695480667
Because when they figure out my personality is who I really am, not an act, they decide I actually am an asshole and leave.
>>695507386
Hmm.
Don't know
What's your age?
>>695480667
I do not know o.p ..I don't know why not any more , maybe I'm just uninterested by love now ..sick of all the bullshit ..I want companion shit bit I couldn't trust a bitch as far as I could throw a full grown walrus ..I tried was in my the clear for an aeesome emotional connection with a girl and right before we has sex I bailed went home shame fapped and said fuck it because I don't need trouble or bullshit and I care about her enough to not fuck her before I completely just write her out of my life permanently which I'm currently in the process of , it would have been blissful , but she would have turned , they all turn... sooner or later
>>695480667
I do
>>695507705
20.
You?
>>695507879
I turn 19 next month
>>695480667
30 year old here, had enough share of fucked up relationships and the last single mom gave me a STD so now im preparing my dick for only fucking hookers from now on
>>695508126
Nice.
Still wanna talk?
>>695508269
Sure.
