Fancy gay rape
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Fancy gay rape
Well if you're going to rape me I'd like it to be classy for sure.
>>695471504
Yes. I know you're American. Some regions of the country are more typically impolite than others. Not sure if you conform to a stereotype there.
>>695471632
I am now fantasizing about eating out a buttery asshole. Goddammit, nef.
>>695471776
I live in Texas currently. I was raised in a small town in California. I was born in a small city in Ohio.
>>695471776
>people can see my country flag when I post
Makes me a bit nervous
>>695471776
I also used eggs, but in the tradition of being a retard who doesn't think about what he's doing, they were raw eggs. Didn't hardboil them first.
>>695471920
Brilliant. I think of californians as being big ol' douchebags. Not necessarily small town californians, but close enough.
>>695472073
Why on EARTH would you use eggs? There's so many ways that goes wrong.
Did it?
>>695472047
Are you from a small country?
>>695472163
Californians are typically not very rude.
>>695472163
Nah, the eggs got cracked once or twice but never had anything serious.
>>695472163
I'm from Argentina
>>695472337
Maybe not, but I'm from the east coast, and I THINK they're rude, and in the absence of data that's good enough for me.
>>695472345
I would be very worried about not being able to pull an egg back out is my thing.
>>695472436
Yup, don't post on /int/ without a proxy. You'll get memed to death, yadda yadda white argentinians yadda yadda. Stick to /r9k/.
Im not raping you.
I need pussy.
Then ill rape you
I'm not having a sex change for you, nibbles. I like my boy bits.
>>695472563
I'm from the West Coast, and I don't think people on the East Coast are rude.
>>695472621
nibis
>>695472563
Scroll back up to the retard thing. I figured if I can stick it up there, I can poop it back out.
>>695472691
Even bigger reason not to rape you if you were a woman. You arent a virgin.
>>695472563
And I wouldn't want to be recognized by you in there
>>695472808
bbycakes
>>695472933
haha he dyed himself pink
>>695472746
Really? Shit, I do.
Midwesterners are nice. Southerners are nice. Northeasterners, which is where I'm from, are douchebags.
Maybe you're just so rude you think everyone is nice by comparison.
>>695472809
I mean, it's LOGICAL. Wrong, but logical. Good thing nothing went badly. How young were you?
>>695472933
Well good.
>>695472936
I wouldn't recognize you. I don't post there anymore; the reason I recommended it to you is the reason I left.
>>695473062
Maybe. Or maybe I think most people are trying their best to be decent to one another.
I'm actually writing a few guest articles for bad melee. I'm insanely hyped.
>>695473017
ahoy duder~
how was your day?
>>695473166
Generally speaking I think people are, but then there's philadelphians on a hot day.
>>695473062
17 or so
>>695472808
MEOW.
>>695473238
I read a couple articles there and got bored with it. The sort of onion-esque format doesn't do it for me anymore. Congrats, though.
>>695473265
Wasn't your woman pregnant with your child when you were 17?
>>695473297
wemwmemwmemwwe
>>695473249
I don't know any people from Philly.
>>695473380
Yeah and she was in England.
I was all ronery, except the times where I had girlfriends.
>>695473062
Good boy.
>>695473241
Hot and annoying like every summer day.
>>695473062
Should feel good, you became a Keinbernd.
>>695473380
aw. shame. I think it's a whole lotta fun.
Of course, I willingly play Zelda and Kirby so my definition of fun is skewed
>>695473562
I like it for some reason....
>>695473515
Except me. Philadelphians are terrible people, that's why I love them.
>>695473569
Your girlfriend was in England so you put stuff up your butt.
You're awesome, nef.
>>695473605
Those axe wounds aren't really vaginas anyway.
>>695473668
I didn't actually; I didn't post there regularly until after I'd lost my virgnity anyway. There was no real connection between the two events. I felt that the forum was becoming less and less interested in international politics and relations and more interested in the /r9k/ type stuff.
>>695473677
Yeah, we have 100% different ideas of fun. I can't play characters worse than captain falcon in friendlies.
(Except for Pichu, who is awesome).
>>695473605
grody. how hot?
>>695473960
Yeah, I got what you meant. I'm just saying that your reaction being losing interest and not being able to relate to the board anymore just means you're a healthy person, a Keinbernd. So you could feel good about that.
>>695473960
I don't know you.
>>695473960
but falcon is like
c tier
honestly I'm pretty bad at melee so I just play for fun and apply ATs where I can. Samus and Peach have caught my wye recently
>>695473960
What?
>>695473985
Hot enough to be humid and sweaty.
>>695473960
Well I wasn't dating her then, we weren't sure if she would be coming back to Aus. We'd ended the relationship when she left, before we found out she was pregnant.
I was out banging other chicks and putting things up my butt while she was dealing with pregnancy and birth and all that boring shit.
I didn't even meet Samjam irl til she was like 2 or 3.
>>695474299
I mean, I personally don't think I count, but I suppose it's all relative.
>>695474373
Evo top 8 disagrees with you.
I'm super sick at melee I quadshine people's shields and sideb off stage to my death.
>>695474323
Yeah ya do.
>>695474398
The tranny vaginas.
>>695474446
Oh jeez you were almost a black father. Did she know it was yours on account of not sleeping with anyone else?
>>695474633
No, I mean real pussy.
>>695474398
:c i cant do humid at all
dry heat is just fine
>>695474633
How wouldn't you count?
>>695474633
hahaha i'm joking about falcon
but I just broke my multishine record while four stockig a 13 year old playing YL today
11 with fox
>>695474633
>you were almost a black father
I didn't leave, she did. I stayed right where I was. And I sent them money, despite them not needing it.
>Did she know it was yours on account of not sleeping with anyone else?
We both lost our virginity the night before she left. It was our little private goodbye thing
We were also extremely, extremely drunk. It's a miracle I was even able to get it up.
>>695474633
I don't. I know very little about you. I don't know what you look like, what your name is, where you live, what you do, nothing.
>>695474832
Right yes I know.
Real pussy is still gross.
>>695474883
Gay sex is easier to get than straight sex by far, I'm still a weirdo who spends as much free time as possible on the internet shitposting.
>>695475087
So? You know things about me that are more important than those, that people whov'e met me in the real world have no idea of. It's just a different me that you know.
>>695475081
That's kind of adorable.
>>695475023
>only 11
dude I do 11 in my sleep and wavedash out of it
my record is 75
>>695474867
It is humid here pretty much every day.
>>695475319
Youre gross!
>>695475319
It was, but it was also incredibly fucking dumb
Too drunk to remember a damned condom
>>695475319
listen man we cant all have pianist fingers
my hands arent really very fast
thats why i play a lot of puff and random low tiers
>>695475525
Fight me boyo.
>>695475579
Naw dude you and a girl lost your virginities to each other and made babby. That's a great story.
>>695475599
I have almost no dexterity. I got technical by grinding for half a century and then some.
Still I lowkey think puff is sick as fuck, I just can't tell friends.
>>695475319
Do you have any friends irl?
>>695475525
;~; you should move here where is not too hot
>>695475770
only melee players
>>695475847
Then you're a Keinbernd man, nothing wrong with that.
>>695475319
Like what? I don't think I know anything about you that most other people don't already know.
>>695475752
It's like Nibi's dream but he can't have it
Melee corrupted one of my friends
>>695475752
dude uptilt/pound into rest feels good as fuck and if anyone says otherwise they're lying or have never done it
>>695476078
does he slide around going BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP now?
>>695475752
Im bigger than you, ill punch the shit out of you.
>>695475996
If you say so. I don't feel it.
>>695476033
Dude, that's fucking savage.
>>695476078
Converted*
>>695476012
I'm not sure if you explicitly know any of this but by posting here you have access to things like my bizarre sexual tastes, my political and philosophical opinions, intimate details of my psychology—all things I very seldom share with people I know in real life.
>>695476080
Did you see hungrybox's stairway to heaven combo at evo? Can't remember if he did it to mango or armada, but he just techchased the fox to the top of battlefield and pound into rested at the end. Choice.
>>695476299
I have a gun, I'll cheat and shoot you.
>>695476233
He tried to be good with Dr. Mario and wasn't. I was always ass at the game but I knew it
>>695476299
smash him Nibi!
>>695476363
I'm martin btw
>>695475774
Too much time, too much effort.
>>695476481
Why have you been screwing with me this ENTIRE TIME.
>>695476581
psh you could do it easy cheesey though
>>695476363
I have several guns I to shoot deer with. Ill shoot you the same fucking way and skin you the same way you piece of shit.
>>695476363
I don't pay any attention to anything you say unless I am directly speaking to you. I don't know your sexual tastes or anything of your psychology, I forgot your political and philosophical beliefs.
>>695476587
What do you mean? 38(
>>695476363
He does this to himself
>>695476363
i fucking love stairway combos
that's part of why I love 64 and sm4sh so much
>>695476581
that is the imperial shield from skyrim but I do not that is an argonian
>>695476733
Ok this went from violent to super fucking weird.
>>695476739
Well, your poor memory isn't really relevant here. You certainly know me as well as random real life acquaintances do.
>>695476781
I believed I was talking to a random anon, obviously.
>>695476798
To be fair, your exact situation is kinda rare.
>>695476871
>I love...sm4sh
don't talk to me or my son ever again
do not think*
Please post more porn. I'm getting hot and bothered~
>>695477072
listen man i love every single smash game and I think they all have their place
>>695477072
I don't know you. I don't have a bad memory, I force myself to forget whatever bullshit you say. I will force myself to forget this as well.
>>695477275
>>695477072
I'm sorry, I'm on my phone.
>>695477275
Here anon have a sexy moth.
>>695477338
No. You do not go from a game as brilliantly, flawlessly constructed as melee to the physics abortions that are brawl and smash 4. That is not acceptable.
>>695477406
You know me well enough to have an unbelievably strong opinion of me. Still counts.
>>695477275
Post nudes.
>>695476709
Im not putting four pairs of cloths in a backpack and go walking in some random direction like you're suggesting.
>>695477513
any reason you're chilling here on your phone being depressed
>>695477514
melee was a mistake man they made it in like one year that game is broke as fuck and if you think otherwise you're delusional
i love melee
but i also love 64 brawl and sm4sh
>>695477275
>>695477522
do this
>>695477578
oh that sounds like too much work :/
>>695477514
I have unbelievably strong opinions of people I see while I'm driving down the street.
>>695477072
Then shut the fuck up.
>>695477499
I came
>>695477514
>no moth cock
>>695477737
I would, but I have to shave first it's a cringeworthy mess down there
>>695477732
Functioning momentum, which doesn't exist in the rest of the series, was a mistake? Wavelanding and all associated interactions—incidentally, the perfect solution to not having analog jumping in a platformer—was a mistake? The general integrity of movement was a mistake? Even if all of that was true, it still makes for a mechanically excellent experience that none of the other games can even remotely replicate. Brawl is by every mechanical metric a complete downgrade. Smash 4 is no different. 64 is forgiven only by virtue of primacy.
>>695477883
When have I ever shut the fuck up.
>>695478025
I don't think I have any male volcarona porn actually.
>>695477607
Makes plenty of sense to me, the latter makes me lay in bed which makes me unable to reach my computer which leads to the former.
>>695478244
>not having a 53 gig folder dedicated to sexy moth cock
how dare you sir
>>695478342
Can't argue with that logic.
>>695478412
I'm not nearly hardcore enough, I know.
>>695478244
>stop liking things that I don't like
>>695478244
I cant have sex so killing is the closest thing to dopeamine release I will ever get. If you think you're better, fuck you.
>>695478759
Calm down nibbers
>>695478758
That is the ultimate greentext of one who is bereft an argument.
>>695478759
I'm lucky in that you actually cannot kill me under the present circumstances so I'm not really concerned with it. You should take a chill pill though.
>>695478880
Go fuck yourself, pussy.
>>695478972
See how much better you think you are after you you're penetrated by lead instead of dick.
>>695479200
Dude.
>>695479200
Nah that sounds awful
I'll go bang the woman I lost my virginity to, who was also a virgin at the time.
It was pretty great, it's a pity you'll never enjoy the feeling.
But I'm sure bitterly masturbating is fun too huh?
>>695478513
Still, it's pretty normie to lose your virginity. I'd have casual sex as well if I was able to touch somebody without an anxiety attack, but I can't. That's the difference between Keinbernds and non Keinbernds, normal functioning
>>695479435
I suppose. I'm still definitely on the far fringes of functional society.
>>695478972
because there isn't really an argument. melee is far more technically advanced than anything else in the series. I still have fun playing brawl and sm4sh. I think living life vehemently disliking things is an awful way to live, and I'm glad I like the things I do. I wish I liked more things. I wish I absolutely loved smash bros crusade and SSF2. That's just more enjoyment for me. I can enjoy something advanced and sophisticated but also enjoy a more basic experience. In conclusion,
>stop having fun with things I don't think are fun
>>695471555
That's a neat picture OP. Looks kind of Egyptian.
SF I found a present for your birthday
that seems like a shitty trump shirt
and one for Katia
>>695479607
Right see what you don't understand anon is that in the first place, I enjoy melee so much that I barely need other games at all, let alone really terrible games in the same genre, and in the second place insulting you for liking brawl and smash 4 is really cathartic. In any case, if nobody had played or purchased smash 4, Nintendo might actually have to make a smash game with some mechanical integrity. Enabling mediocrity is pretty gross.
>>695479812
That's a terrible trump shirt. Here's a better one:
http://www.redbubble.com/people/yuukoku/works/22285267-awoovement-make-america-great-again?p=mens-graphic-t-shirt
>>695479570
By choice though.
>>695480033
Insofar as overwhelming laziness is my choice rather than merely an acceptance of inertia, yes.
>>695480021
Jesus Christ why is that a thing
This plaster dust probably isn't the best for my lungs, but eh.
>>695480257
eat it. become the plaster
>>695480156
As in you enjoy a lifestyle of gaming and reading and staring at your computer. Real Keinbernds can't get out of their houses or be attractive to anyone else
>>695480021
Have fun, I guess. I can't see how living with an attitude like that would actually feel good past a base level, but if you like it, go ahead and keep doing it :) people should do what makes them happy
>>695480380
>>695479402
>>695479418
And you'l never get to feel the blowing the heart, spine or lungs of a living animal and seeing and feeling its life drain out. To get that sense of inflicting pain on other things gives a better high than anything you meat punch monsters get.
Think you're better because you're givin a free fuck ride, I dont get a free ride. I have to work for fucking everything, and ill work to cut your fucking organs out after youre dead, fuck you.
>>695480192
Because some people can't hide their power levels. There's one on teespring too.
lowkey considering buying it
>>695480448
Right right that's why there's the fringe.
>>695480472
You're one of those idiots who think a negative attitude is inherently bad. It's not at all. It's right to be negative about bad things and right to be positive about good things. Approaching everything in the world positively is just incorrect.
>>695480592
Bro you went from zero to hardcore edgy in no time flat.
>>695480592
Oh yeah Nibs talk dirty to me you whore
>>695480592
nice livejournal post m8
>>695480703
>that nibi paragraph
I think not even your r9k allegory was right
Even robots are more self aware
>>695480553
:3
>>695480703
not at all. I just see no reason to bring unnecessary negativity into my life. I did for a while, and it was awful. Try posting on /ck/ for a while or something.
>>695480927
Which allegory? I'll be real with you I'm actually kinda drunk so I'm not thinking past one post at a time really.
>>695481049
I don't cook, why would I post on /ck/?
And I didn't bring unnecessary negativity into my life. I was having a perfectly positive conversation about melee and then you had to go and mention the unmentionable. It's not like I seek out smash 4 conversations to mess with here.
>>695481014
I too enjoy all the Smash installments
Brawl was a goddamn mess though
>>695481187
>>695481446
Your enjoyment is wrong and bad.
>>695481402
:3c mew
>>695481523
uh hello
>>695481187
You said he belonged in there basically
>>695481569
You ever had one of those days where you reconsider your relationship with your loved one?
>>695481932
No, I married my best friend.
on that note im out
later fags
>>695481932
Uh oh someone forgot to do the dishes again
>>695481526
I'm fine with that
>>695481863
Oh right, yes. No actually I think he should LEAD them. It takes someone with absolutely no self-awareness but an overwhelming conviction in their cause to start an uprising.
>>695481932
Yes and no. Yes because I'm a flighty, itinerant skank and think of different possibilities all the time, and no because I don't really love anyone so it's not accurate to say loved one anyway.
>>695482156
Bye neffers.
>>695481923
;3 me-ow
who /probablygoingtobesingle4ever/ here?
>>695482296
Exhibit A:
>>695480592
>>695482296
Why even bother asking, you already know the damn answer
>>695482278
>>695482391
Hey man, Nibi is a sandy vagina and an edgelord, but he works hard (I think?) and makes an honest(?) Living
>>695482503
*mews seductively
>>695482208
You're very right.
>>695482167
More like shes been so taken in by that horrid Pokemon game that it has consumed her life.
>>695482208
So you do not build relationships at all?
>>695482615
Which doesn't spare him from the whole forever alone thing.
>>695482697
No no I totally do, I just don't love anyone really so it'd be inaccurate to call it that.
>>695482645
Aren't I always?
>>695482633
>>695482839
>>695483091
top nyan
>>695482803
No tbqfwy
>>695483184
~~~~~~~~`
You're more of a bottom nyan if I'm being honest.
>>695483279
what
>>695483302
rude
>>695483360
To be quite frank with you
>>695483441
^_^
