What's your deepest, darkest secret /b/?
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What's your deepest, darkest secret /b/?
I'm underage
>>695454536
reported
I wipe my ass standing up
I like white milk more than chocolate
>>695454388
i stole one of my bestfriends girlfriends nudes and posted them all over the internet
I am 13 and you cannot post your own personal "we all have secrets" because youre so fucking fat you cannot take a picture without your sausage fingers getting in the fucking way you dumb fuck so lazy you have to save a picture about secrets jesus fucking christ i though i saw the worst
I'm a nurse and I secretly wish that all of the old assholes I have to care for would just die.
I am right behind you
>>695454704
FUCKING NIGGER YOU LAZY FUCK OP LMAO YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID YOU POST THIS SHIT ON B JUST FUCKING DIE ALL READY FOR WORK HONEY? OK SUCK YOUR OWN DICK FAGGOT
I've had plastic surgery to correct my really bad acne scars
A girl made me some cookies. I lied and said they were good.
bumperino
>>695454700
Same
I love to smell my cousins wet diapers. He's 2 1/2 and always gets changed when my family babysits him. I take his diaper out of the trash and sniff it in the bathroom when nobody is looking.
Bump
I like traps but am hetero as fuck.
Cheese pizza is alright
I steal, a lot, and lie
Sleep with girls all the time with no condom, gave a bunch hep c and probably have kids somewhere
I dont really have one deep dark secret, just a few medium depth ones.
my entire family (cousins,aunts,grandparents, too) are all christians but i'm not and i've never told anyone. i've read my sister(with depression and used to be suicidal)'s diary, and she says that she can't die because of "jesus" or something.
... Shit. My fiance liked to get choked out baaaaaad, like, getting blue in the face and being cock slapped. Our last night we had mad, amazing breakup sex and she asked me to choke her out and deepthroat her. I stuck my dick all the way and choked her and when she did the safety tap, I kept going and throbbing and came harder then I ever had, her tears and fingers digging into my glutes making me cum harder and throb more intensely. Afterwards, she said she loved it and that we could still hook up for more of the same. Little did she know, I was contemplating not letting go until she fainted or died.
On a good note, I get to keep doing it to her and she has no idea I want her to die with my dick throbbing cum into her throat.
Older fag. Dated a chick that was younger. Broke up. 2 years later banged her mom. 6 years later banged her early 20s daughter, Banged 3 generations. Im my own hero. For the record the daghter was the best bang. The mom was the worst.
I have several
1. My girlfriend doesn't know I'm in love with another woman
2. When I was younger I'd sext my cousin and now hope I never see her again
3. I often wish that I'd go to sleep and not wake up
4. Sometimes I jack off while looking at pictures of my girlfriends sisters
5. I care more about my computer and my car than myself
6. I'm extremely materialistic (I think)
Will probably think of more down the thread, feel free to ask about anything
>>695454388
I've paid for a 4chan pass.
Any sexual fantasies?
>>695456372
An hero nao.
>>695454870
lady friend has the same problem. Was the surgery expensive?
>>695456596
Enjoy your clicking on 3 pictures of trains just to say 'kek' faggot.
>>695456472
Mind control.
i masturbated to a pic of ballerina girls
>>695454749
have you ever fucked a patient?
what country u from?
My telepathic training is going nicely
>>695455175
yo this is an actual thing, saw a documentary on that shit
>>695454762
faggot detected
I often fap on pics of girls I know.
I fapped into some of my sister's underware, multiple times.
When I was in High School, I send an anonymous letter to the cops in wich I gave the name of a guy that sold weed because I did not like him. I basically fucked his life up, and I feel good about it.
>>695454388
my step grandmother molested me. I was 14 she was 55
>>695456741
reCAPTCHA is the high point of my /b/ experience.
when i was 14 i went into my sister's room and took pictures of her ass while she was sleeping
i don't have the pictures so don't ask
I am a 21 year old woman, married, but i want to be used in a gloryhole.
>>695456155
post pics of all 3, let us decide
>>695454388
I watch my mid-20 year old hot roommate with a mirror under her doorsil as she undresses and showers pretty often. I've almost gotten caught by her many times but it has totally been worth it.
I'm unironically a National Socialist. This is only a big deal because I live with two bleeding-heart liberals.
>>695457014
>that shit
>>695457022
why didn't you like him?
>>695457310
She once got out of the shower and walked into her room and did naked yoga just because she felt like it and dear god my adrenaline has never been that high. She was 2 feet from her door and all she had to do was glance over and I was fucked.
I have a gay fat fetish.
Every couple of months I get a desire to be used by a group of men. I tale a train to another city and go to gay sex saunas and get mouth fucked by numerous guys.
Shit is cash.
>>695454590
Test With tits
I created my entire class in artificial academy 2 and i fuck them on daily bases..........not IRL ofc
IRL I fucked my bestfriends crush
Last week I managed to sucked my own dick and swallowed
>>695455671
>I like traps
>hetero
at least be honest with yourself
>I steal, a lot, and lie
Oh, you're just mentally damaged. Nevermind.
>>695457625
Are you even gay?
mfw in last dream i was a cyclohexan
>destroying fats, wax and resins
>>695457246
tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>695458290
...what?
>>695455849
And what did she mean by that?
I like bestiality (girl on dog)
Want to fuck my friends little sister.
>>695457246
I understand, I'm a 25 year old married woman, but I'd secretly want to be in a really rough gangbang
Has /b/ killed anyone?
I have a relatively small penis
I made out with a guy once. Sometimes I wish I was more into guys; girls are such cunts
Killed my pet reptiles by throwing them into big trees multiple times until they were skinbags of mush.
"Wrestled" with girl I babysat.
Fucked my friend's gf.
Molested my other friend's gf while she was sleeping. Twice.
When someone posts "you're now thinking of her", I think of a girl I loved years ago instead of my fiance.
I committed the Whitechapel murder back in '88.
>>695459336
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>695459520
Oh also I might be more into guys, idk. Gay life seems like a lot of strife and I'm probably more afraid to open up to girls more than actually being into guys
>>695459678
Bullshitter
>>695459520
E fucking exactly
>>695454636
DO NOT TELL ANYONE ELSE THIS!!
I'm not lez but I've had sex with my sister.
>>695454388
I once pulled a knife on two little kids so they wouldn't order pizza from the place I worked.
>>695454388
not deep, or dark but I've never told anybody
>be stupid kid
>snakes in the backyard
>pick one up
>want to make it a pet
>had empty aquarium tank I was going to use
>holding snake in left hand going to enter house
>look away for a second
>snake was biting me
>biting my wrist pretty ferociously
>knew about poisonous snakes so I kind of freaked out
>pushed against his head to remove fangs
>teeth out of hand
>swung snake around by tail like nunchuck practice, and hit him against the wall of the house and against trees and shit until it was dead
>too scared to tell parents
>kept that shit to myself all day
>thinking to myself "maybe I won't die from snake poison"
>didn't die from snake poison
>many years later I'm not even sure it was a poisonous snake
>still an insane thing to do
I kept that shit to myself because I was such a fucking crippled introvert and hated talking because the end result was usually getting mocked by brothers or yelled at by parents so I didn't bother.
I hold my shit for days
My Gamertag is Zomb1e Pwner and I swat people
>Killed a human being
Ive been fapping using my sils clean underwear and putting them back so she can wear them cum soaked and I get so hard thinking that she is working, walking around the house, sleeping, etc and i resort to fapping more until all her bras and panties are cum soaked. I think she know but idk
>>695454749
Try giving them a little help?
Extra potassium maybe?
I'm into cuckolding and watch my girl get fucked. Doing it again in 3 days.
>>695457787
Kek
>>695454388
One time I pooped in the little door at the bottom of a Coke machine and somebody stuck their hand in it.
>>695459336
I'm a 37 year old married man desperate to get my cock sucked
>mfw never had a blowjob
>>695460282
Venom...plz anon
I am in a serious relationship (9 years) and living together with her, but I cheated more than 20 times on her. I love her to death but I want always more and new girls, right now I have 6 side chicks and 2 female friends with benefits.
>>695458290
Underrated post
im boarderline autistic
ive never been cuddeled
i have a crush on the guy im fucking
ive sold my booty a few times
i want to join the army
i loooove being a little bitch trap boi
i have no real friends
ive done many types of drugs
im slowly getting into debt
>>695462033
>ive done many types of drugs
>im slowly getting into debt
Maybe switch it up a little champ
I have diabetes but literally nobody knows
>>695462622
Are you very fat? If so they can probably guess.
>>695460362
My nephew does that too... Why?
Sometimes we find his crap hidden somewhere around the house,. Wtf?
>>695462694
>>>695462622 (You)
>Are you very fat? If so they can probably guess.
No. Im only 12 stone at 5'11"
>>695454704
MODS
>>695462694
Kek
>>695462893
Fuck off with those communist measurements.
>>695463161
What, stone or feet?
Fucked my sister when we where younger, she was passed out drunk, i was 14 she 18
>>695462893
Is it type 2? Why does no one know?
I'm 20, in a long term relationship with a hot girl my age, but I'm in love with an 11 year old family friend.
I have pedophilia, but am too afraid to act upon these urges. I'm also incestuous.
>>695463541
Yes its type 2 i had an almost exclusively sugar based diet untill i hit 16. Reason nobody knows is because i never told them
>>695463815
That sounds like a pretty shitty childhood, anon. How old are you now?
>>695463733
kys and do the world a favor
>>695457027
Story anon? Did you enjoy it? Is she hot? Is she furry!?
>>695463912
Im 19 on the 26th this month but no my childhood was great and i was never really fat
>>695454388
I like pineapple on my pizza
>>695455175
kill yourself
>>695464117
This cant be made public
>>695464117
sicko
>>695464113
But you had an almost exclusive sugar diet? Why werent you eating right?
>>695464377
Lived with my dad but he couldnt cook at all so he pretty much gave me money to buy shit at the supermarket and we'd have take-aways almost every night
>>695454630
same /b/ro, only filthy niggers sit down and wipe
>>695464117
I fingered a lot of my friend's sisters and their friends while they slept when I was younger. Fingered my cousin while she was on her stomach but couldn't get to her pussy, so fingered her ass.
>>695463733
I'm mid 20's and in love with my 14 yo sister-in-law. She feels the same way.
I'm psychotic. At one point, it used to scare people. Now I mostly just scare myself and lose sleep over my many failures. I have many feminine interests, and perhaps some repressed bisexual tendencies, but I doubt that's a secret. I also have a virtually non-existent sex drive owing to the meds I'm on. I have embarrassing self-harm scars all up my arm from when I was 18 that I do my best to hide.
>>695465412
You're probably going to get in shit when she gets older
Im a 21 yr old guy with a gf who loves to go to massage parlors for hand jobs. Love my gf but man something about older women just gets me going.
>>695455967
Lol, she probably just eants your weed dude
>>695455175
fucking please, just kill yourself
>>695454388
I washed out of the military twice. First time was Air Force during Basic, second time was Army during AIT a year later.
When i was a kid my ps2 broke and i sneak towards my friends house in night time and swap hes working ps2 with my broken ps2
>>695457022
looks like you might need to go back to high school stupid
I'm a closet gay and I frequently hook up via craigslist and creampie bottoms left and right.
>>695454388
Cock in my mouth.
>>695457022
My nigga
>high school 2005
>dirty Serbian is bullying me
>I'm a stoner but no one knows
>he is a stoner and known as a bad kid
>I work at grocery store
>I spend paycheque on two ounces of weed
>keep an ounce for myself and Baggie up the other Into 1 gram bags
>I leave an anonymous letter in the office saying the Serb is selling pot and bragging about having an ounce in his locker
>lockers have gaps in the bottom big enough to put objects through
>I put an ounce worth of dime bags in his locker
>school cop and principle open his locker
>escort him off the property and put him In the police car
>never saw the filthy Serb again
>>695454388
I don't seed my torrents
>>695456372
holy shit!!!!
Cheated on my wife.
Fucked a stripper in the ass in the champagne room.
>>695465097
Well I kinda live in Alaska so I can survive the winter.
I'm actually a nigger. Yeah. I know. And a faggot too. Very sad.
>>695454700
cool. erased face?
I finger my butt for daddies on skype every night, I can't seem to stop and it's my kinkiest desire.
20m
>>695467191
How was it?
>>695466984
Yup. We really exist.
i like uncooked instant noodles
>>695455967
So is the basket she puts the lotion in made of wicker?
In shit in a mug and put it inside my neighbors mailbox
>>695466613
How old are you? Are the bottoms ever in the closet too? I bet that's so hot
>>695465656
He's fucked. Absolutely fucked
>>695457022
Yeah, but karma has plans for you
>>695467636
shame, dude, shame
>>695457246
Foking hawt
>>695454630
Doesn't everyone?
>>695462033
Post pics please
>>695461272
Honestly how good looking are you? How the hell do some guys pull this off
>>695460282
Edgelord of the year 2016
>>695466670
Same. It was disgusting and only for a few seconds, never want to do it again. But it happened. Also jacked off with 3 guys (including that guy). Each time I thought I wanted it, but it always ended up just awkward and not what I wanted. Also been with 3 fat chicks, horrible experiences overall. From now on I'm sticking to skinny hotties. Of which I had one, but it was great.
I am 6'3" but have a tiny 4" penis and I go to sleep every night wishing I would wake up a sexy little girl.
>>695468249
i dont wanna be linked to my secrets, sowwy
I think I might have technically raped someone but I'm not sure
>>695467648
Me too!! Dumping that salty powder pack on it is the best!
>>695463475
That's hot. Story?
>>695467809
Nah, they're out and find it hot I'm willing to bareback. 27 btw. Been a while since I had a chance to top someone
>>695456325
Same here except for number 2 lol
>my /b/rother
>>695459336
I also understand, I'm 69 year old woman am I to old?
>>695460930
Bro, coming from a dude who has shot heavy loads down several fine female throats i feel for you. It really is the best
The guy below me is a new fag
>>695468517
I unknowingly slept with a 14 year old. She said she was older.
I killed a homeless dude to feel what it was like to kill a man
>>695468517
Why? Alcohol?
>>695454388
I walk around my town giving chocolate to every doge I find.
I Once lied about a friends suicide
In 9th grade near the end of the year I could tell my friends were pushing away from me as we wouldnt see each other through summer and most likely wouldnt stay friends
I lied to my best friend telling her that at 2 am one of my best friends from an online game shot herself on live webcam and I saw it
I gave extreme detail about how she did it with the gun, the whole fake story of her being raped, and how I reacted to it
Family had no idea I told her this, but in liking how my friends noticed me more and were now huddled around me and this "hard time" I told my family as well the lie
Only thing ever happened is that people now see me as an inspiration as I dealt with my problems so well with the motto of "gotta get over it sometime"
Never regretted lying about it... but if the heaven and hell stuff is real you can def meet me in hell
>>695455175
Oh.
I systematically steal and share the nudes of every girl I know
>>695468705
Huh
>>695457014
What's it called?
>>695468517
>technically raped
>not sure
fucking kek
>>695468517
oh that reminds me, something happened when i was a kid with my older brother, not much but something, only once afaik and neither of us ever speak of it or acknowledge it. but i'm sure it happened. very awkward to be reminded of it and wonder if he remembers too. it's totally fucked and i've never told ANYONE and I would take it to my grave. I don't particularly look back on it fondly either.
>>695456974
yes
poland
>>695468714
What was it like?
>>695468589
Why won't you come out anon?
i post my wife nude on the internet
>>695459353
no we didn't, mr police
>>695468574
exact
>>695459353
I hit some guy at about 60mph and drove on. So maybe
>>695454388
i have a lot of secrets but ill tell you one:
I regularly meet with a girl to do some weird shit, first she dresses me up in her clothes and puts makeup on me, even a wig. Then she fucks my ass and then i cum.
If any of my friends ever found out or my parents id kill myself straight up.
>>695454388
My 9/10 girlfriend dumped me, and became an SJW. Then she started dating some autistic manlet and posted shit tons of SJW shit on tumblr. Then she decided to become a lesbian, and spread shit personally about me when she wrote a 9 page essay about how bad heterosexual men are, declaring that I had made her a lesbian after she dumped the autismoid. We had skirmished in the past, now now she had just committed an act I anonymously messaged her asking if she supported fat rights, and kept trying to get her into it. 'Twas a huge fucking success, and she started speaking on her blog about how she believed fat people are superior and that skinny people are inferior. After a few months, she had gotten fat as fuck after deliberately fattening herself up as much as she could. Still planning my next move and making shit hit the fan at an alarming rate.
>>695460845
kys
I used to steal people's mail, wallets, ID's, and USB keys. Spent whatever gift cards I found addressed to others.Hacked a couple people's emails for shits and giggles. In retrospect, it all seems like a dick move, but I got what was coming to me.
>>695469538
>tfw I will never be this lucky
>>695456155
I was regularly having sex with a mom and daughter. Mom knew I was banging both but daughter didn't know. Mom was late 40s daughter was mid 20s. One time I stayed the night at moms after banging and the daughter showed up unannouncwd. The.mom made me hide in the closet for 4 hours. My phone died after like 20 mins and near the end I was very seriously contemplating walking out because I didn't give near enough fucks anymore to stay in.
But she ended up leaving right in the moment I was ready to leave.
The mom got all weird and wanted to start a real relationship and I was like
>Lol no. You think I'm gunna introduce someone my mother's age to my friends and family as my gf? What the fuck kind of relationship do you thinknwe have here?
She kicked me out and stopped calling or texting me.
It was good while it lasted
>>695469549
My negro compatriot
>>695469164
you say that but I don't see any pics
>>695460282
Kek
>>695469549
Jesus...
I cut the calluses off my big toes and eat them. Some time I let them dry out over night, skin jerky.
I also sometimes burn it, I also burn my toe nail clippings.
>>695469846
Am I evil?
I don't have any juicy deep secrets, really. I never killed or raped anyone, I stabbed my mom with a fork when I was angry once but that's it. I used to lose my temper a lot when I was a preteen, I did things like threatening to kill my best friend and sitting outside her window all night, I destroyed numerous amounts of school property and never got caught, and I threw a watermelon on some kid's head in 9th grade (never got caught for it either, nobody saw it was me). Obviously I'm a lot more stable now.
>>695469941
No your ex sounds like a complete fucking train wreck lol
>>695469675
> but I got what was coming to me
Story please.
I've raped three girls.
>>695469738
its not really lucky because i am actually starting to hate it, but im too much of a pussy to tell her no.
>>695469798
Not a bad tale anon. Did you ever dirty dick either one?
I go to the library at my college and say I lost my usb drive like once a week, and I just take one randomly.
Never found any porn, bitches at my college aren't nearly that stupid, but at this point I have almost 2 TB of hard drive space on all the flash drives I've got lol
>>695454749
Which would mean you don't have a job because you're barely a nurse.
>>695468998
America pshyco pretty much gave me the idea. Found a homeless dude in an alley in San Diego about a year ago and stabbed him once in the neck and booked it.
His initial scream was pretty scaring. Hearing that stuff in videos is whatever, but in real life is devastating. I'm glad it was night so i didn't see too much besides silhouette
>>695469861
Everyone does this anon, you're not special.
I use to force my ex into anal sex every time and it was a fucking turn on to me
>>695470020
Tell me about it lol. Happily she's looking like utter shit now, though. Dyed her hair, cut it short, got fat, looks old etc. I long for the day she realizes the magnitude of her error.
>>695460845
Ha, cuck
>>695470207
porn is always relevant. Those look like some cute panties- got any underwear pics?
>>695469982
>tfw you're so angry you throw a fucking watermelon on some kids head
>>695456325
These aren't things worth even talking about. These aren't even borderline interesting. I bet you make really shitty Facebook posts
>>695459353
I know someone who did accidentally when they were a teen, never got caught.
We make eye contact and laugh when they guess themselves to be the killer when we play Clue.
I spend 3/4s of my day lucid dreaming about the wierdest shit the other 4th is being a tard wrangler and playing vidya or lurking if I have the time
>>695470181
You do realize that chans are monitored and nothing is anonymous in reality, right?
>>695459795
Blueballshitter
>>695469982
did he died?
>>695470635
You do realize he's lying
>>695457246
I put a keylogger on my computer because there was traces of weird shit on there and I wanted to confirm my suspicions.
My mom often used my computer because hers was ancient.
Anyway I found out my mom had a "master"who got her to do gang bangs and glory hole and shit. Ahe was with my dad at the time. I felt disgusted and yet horny at the same time. Jerked it to the pics she had.
I never told but she ended up leaving him
I felt bad for my dad for a while but he ended uparrying a woman half his age who was sitting on a few million so it worked out for him.
I fucking wish I was told playing but I'm not. I'm the only person who knows this shit about her. Couldn't bring myself to tell anyone including friends family or long term gf.
>>695470571
why did that last part make me laugh if true
>>695463733
Oh shit, that started out boring and turned awesome
>>695470808
You do realize that sometimes they aren't
>>695470808
Lying? On /b/? That's a paddlin.
>>695454762
Gosh darn it u tricked me
Work at orphanage. Have sex with little girls. They actually look forward to it. Maybe 'cause I'm a father figure but I suspect it'll fuck them up later and I need to be gone by then.
>>695470110
Oh, nothing major. Since I did shit like hack my neighbor's WiFi to get free net access for 5 years, and pissed off some of the wrong people, I just got all my accounts hacked, got thoroughly doxed, and branded as a con artist, thief, and/or black hat within my professional community. I used to work at a library along with my ex, and we would both steal shit from there routinely. I think it was discovered, and I've had a tough time finding a library job every since
>>695470829
>show up at glory hole
>wincest
>proofit???
>>695470929
He said nothing really specific enough to pick up on, hobos get stabbed all the fuckin time
>>695471021
>>695471021
>I suspect it'll fuck them up later
No shit retard.
>>695470116
Story time
>>695470757
No, he did have a pretty bad concussion though. It's kind of a long story why I did it, but I wasn't really thinking at the time and I actually wanted to kill him. 13 yr old me didn't have access to weapons so I figured a watermelon was the best way to go. Dropped it and ran, never got caught.
>>695470635
I hypnotize people and jerk off in the room while they're under, nobody knows of that or my fetishes.
>>695469549
Lol
I always find fun and exciting when they fight back
>>695454388
Taught my youngest brother how to jerk off because he said he'd mention it to my parents otherwise. I'm 19 and can do my own shit, but I'd still rather them not /know/ about it.
>>695471186
>>695471189
Relax, I was just joking. An autistic work of fiction, anons. My secret is I post bullshit stories on these secret threads because I have nothing juicy.
>>695471283
Fuckin story time anon. Please
>>695471178
Single stabwound to the neck. Alley and San Diego. Pair that with police records from the last 5 years and the results get very easily narrowed down. Especially since it was a transient. You underestimate the process of investigation
>>695471063
>steal shit from a library
yeah those library cards and young adult fantasy novels are where the REAL money's at. Quite a long con, but worth the time and effort.
Seriously though what the fuck do you steal from a damn library
In 2 days I'll be having sex with a Chinese prostitute by the name of a Sarah and I'm going to do EVERYTHING with her.
i like making girls i meet on kik send me vids of them pissing and shitting.
i hate child molesters and child predators A LOT, but cp isn't all that bad to a certain extent. i hate young young shit but 13 - 17 isnt too bad..
i once hit a kid so hard in a fight he started seizing up and i ran away. i never heard what happened.
>>695469549
Pretty much same thing happened to me with my first HS gf. After we broke up she went nuts for a while, dating random people on and off and claiming she was lesbian and that I raped her. Was not a fun time.
>>695454388
When I was 14 I had sex with my best friend's mom while she was drunk and I was drunk and high and I don't think she remembered doing it because she never mentioned it and acted as if nothing had happened even though she woke up naked.
>>695460930
Fuck bro get on that shit is cash
>>695458981
She thinks her imaginary friend will be upset with her if she kills herself.
>>695454388
got internet porn subscription thats gonna end shortly. Been jerking off 5-6 times a day for a week and my dick hurts. Dont tell anybody
>>695471477
How old is he?
Im thinking of getting a double wide bed in hopes of getting my fuck buddy to sleep over, im also quite sad that ive become chubby
>>695454388
I can take a dump while making eye contact with ANYONE.
>>695457430
I feel like I know exactly who you are
>>695454388
I once killed a man.
In Reno.
I did it just to watch him bleed.
>>695472068
tell her to fake kill herself and that your gonna get away with her to haiti. Then hire a voodoo doctor to get that imaginary friend away. Then go to church to exorcise her from whatever curse the voodoo doctor gave you for the healing, ask God for forgiveness and your good.
>>695472218
Woah have you no shame?
>>695470918
They had a fucked up life and deal with it through really fucked up jokes. It's great.
>>695472218
That's more of a talent than a dark secret
>>695454792
lmao same
>>695472068
So they think you're a Christian too? How old is she, anyway? I'm asking cuz I'm kinda religious and know many in church never talk about real things. Too busy keeping up the "act".
I am secretly in love with a long time friend even though i love my wife more than i realize sometimes. The truth is i have loved the other girl longer and it has pretty much left an ache in my heart forever. She will never know and i will carry it forever. It isn't just a sexual thing either. Bros will know dem feelz but i just want to grab her and hug her and tell her how i feel while looking into her beautiful eyes. I will take this secret to the grave
>>695472365
Its my cross to bear
>>695471593
People leave shit like wallets, purses, and USB's unattended all the time in the library. It was moreso my ex doing the stealing than me; she was a fuckin clepto. Regardless, just for being a bad librarian, someone took the liberties of posting all the porn I had been looking at on one of the library association facebook pages, so now I'm viewed as both a pervert and a thief in the profession. Feelsbadman
>>695454388
I fucked yo bitch, that's my darkest secret
Took part in a ritualistic sacrifice ceremony. Shit was lit and better than some rekt videos or Hollywood mumbo jumbo
I come a lot to 4Chan and my wife doesn't know it...
>>695471543
Nothing much to tell, I get people to agree to be hypnotized and once they drop deep enough I basically make them oblivious to any sounds they hear other than my voice. At this point I take the opportunity to pull it out and finally take care of this diamond erection I've been hiding. I just make sure to clean up before I wake them and they're none the wiser.
I have a big hypnosis fetish that seems to go well with my fetish for being in risky situations.
When I was in high school I used to fuck my friend's dad. I didn't know he was his dad until we were introduced.
I'm a guy and he was my bottom
I might have killed some drunk college student.
>was walking around college campus late Saturday night pissed at roommates and trying to blow off steam
>up at the top of outdoor anti-riot steps when some shithead starts shouting random insults at me
>two retarded frat bros
>both drunk as fuck and weirdly insulting me
>I go to leave without confrontation when I feel one of them hit me in the back with something
>last fucking straw for me
>whirled around and saw both up in my face
>my foot found one of their ballsacks and he went down quick
>the other one punched me in the head
>I grabbed him by the throat
>picked him up over my head (he wasn't that big)
>threw him to the ground
>I had thought he'd just hit the floor hard but in our fighting we moved very close to the edge of the steps
>watched him tumble down the steps after hearing a sickening crack
>something broke inside him
>other guy was stirring on the ground
>kicked him in the face
>got the fuck out of there
>security report said it was two EXTREMELY intoxicated guys who must have fought each other, and the one that fell down the stairs went to the hospital
>not sure if he survived and is paralyzed or what
>other guy was expelled since it appeared he was the aggressor
>>695470120
What do you mean? I never wore condoms with either but never fucked them both in the same day.
>>695457068
I kinda miss reNIGGER :( The pics don't translate into shit like inglip or anything interesting.
>>695472671
I'm so jealous..
>>695471684
>Chinese
>Sarah
these two things do not add up
>>695454749
Jaqueline?
>>695472491
Grow a moustache, make new orgy friends, and tell her you may be pronouncing it wrong, but you believe it is called menage a trois
I work for the CDC and for about ten years now I've been taking test samples of various diseases and illnesses and home to infect unsuspecting victims.
I prey the elderly and newborns and their weakened mothers.
There is quite the death toll, but if I gave you a number you'd never believe me.
>Also I'm not the only one, and we've starting to crave larger numbers.
>>695469982
Obviously
>>695454630
Same friend tried sitting down onces and I don't like the idea of my hand in near the place where my dung resides
I used to code cheats for pro level players in the CS:GO scene.
You'd be extremely surprised if I told you how many pros were cheating and who they were.
test
>>695454388
I have illegal dubs.
>>695472618
say your first name you faggot.
>>695472803
You got it. Just wondered if you double-dipped the pork sword
>>695472491
I have a friend exactly like you, and just in case you ARE him:
She knows you crush hard on her, and she's grossed out by it. You tried to move things along when you got fucking drunk as usual
>I know this because you got fucking drunk as usual and cried about it years back how her husband was no good for her.
>>695454388
My deepest darkest secret is that I hate niggers.
I also hate Jews, I hate spics and Arabs too.
>>695472861
>Prostitute
Are you fuckin retarded?
Do you tell the guys you blow in glory holes what your real name is?
I with 3 other roommates and they get gangbang me occasionally. I'm a bottom and they're all athletes for our chool. It's always hotter when they come back from working out
>>695459592
You're a degenerate fuck and your gonna get yours some day soon champ. It'll happen on a monday, you'll be sitting on a bench, it will be foggy. Good luck.
>Inb4 newfag
>>695471136
Honestly the shit I read about her I don't think she'd have a problem willingly bang me. For real I honestly think I could if I wanted.
>>695473144
Yeah, 5 billion people in the world and you nailed it anon
>>695472965
bu-but... but NOBODY cheats on a professional level! They just can't! That's not something that has EVER been done, serious competitors compete with skill and honor!
>>695458290
why post image of a chair structure anon?
>>695468991
Tell patient fucking story
>>695473379
And there he is, anons! The prophet Elijah!
>>695472965
I wouldn't, but that's because a large number of professional video game players do this very same shit.
It's bullshit if you actually are just good, but on the other hand most of them are mentally challenged.
>>695454388
Im just lonely
>>695468875
Sniffing shit diapers syndrome
I have had homoerotic dreams involving a couple of my favorite rock stars
>>695470618
>day
>lucid dreaming
I do not think you know what lucid dreaming is
>>695464117
pineapple on pizza is the BEST
I know tons of shit about people because people seem to enjoy confiding in me. Also, one of my closest friends tells me about all the fucked up things she knows about people she hates.
I know some shit that could ruin lives and send people to jail. Wouldn't tell a soul, though.
I would have to say my biggest secret about myself is that I am an alcoholic, I haven;t eaten an actual meal in days, and I am planning on committing suicide soon.
