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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
Saber claim
>>695442512
I failed after 1 week sorry Amatsu
Claimed.
>>695442542 (Rikka)
World of tanks
>think of Miho
>>695442718 (Tomato)
>Mfw i can't run either of those
>Best fox is claimed
>>695443332
I can keep making the threads if it's needed.
Madoka kaname, claimed.
>>695443223
Claiming Holo.
>>695441253
Heres a fan to cool you down
>>695443223
your waifu is shit and your taste in anime is shit
>>695443301
your waifu is also shit
>>695443332
>>695443379
who the fuck are these?
>>695442921
Officer, you granted me the right to use that maymay a while back
>>695443379
It's okay, I didn't expect you to go trough with it anyway
whoever said they like gangplank old gangplank was wayy more op I used to main him
also idk how to cross thread reply
>>695442168
maybe not but I can't help thinking otherwise
>>695443512
O shit, shitposter calling some niggas out!
ahoy faglords, kitty cream here
enough lurking time to post
blake claimed
>>695443401
your waifu is fine if the bitch can cook
>>695443406
yiff in hell furr faggot
>>695443439
nice concept art you cum guzzler. Your waifu is still trash ass retarded fucking down syndrom bitch in a white jump suit.
>>695443450
pedo trash
>>695443483
furry trash wolf bitch
>>695443484
decent
>>695443601
Ahoy fukbitch, what the hell is gucci my nignog?
Tu~Turuu~~
claimed and got my place in hell
>>695443406
that sucks man
>>695443512
ok
>>695443568
copy paste?
Claimed
>>695443406
Ohhh okay now I get it
>>695443532
So chibi so cute! Hey there!
>>695443439
Yeah, thank you, I'm playing League so I haven't been able to.
>>695443741
wish i knew who you were lmao so i could greet you properly
>Sameji still lurking
>>695443568
That'd be me
I also played him a shit ton pre rework
>PREPARE TO BE BOARDED
>>695443532
I'll prove you wrong dumb bote
>>695443731
Fucking savage man. Keep on going, its pretty fun.
>>695442482
(shizuru)
>rattle
>>695442512
(89 cent megumeme)
because i was bored and didn't think it would be so bad
>>695443484
thanks
false advertisement as a gif
>>695443731
me next :o
>>695443532
midget porn chibi shit
>>695443568
filthy outcast her pussy probably smells like unwashed ass because she wipes back to front
>>695443577
cut your fucking hair. do you want lazy eye? because thats how you get lazy eye
>>695443601
Christmas was a great time as a kid. Youre alright.
>>695443677
plain ass white bitch. Probably gives bad head, doesnt do anal. You probably enjoy plain donuts without milk
>>695443731
Ayy, I got a "fine!"
>>695443568
Old GP was fucking great.That slow doesnt seems like much,but then you get a gauntlet and laugh as they try to walk away.And giving your entire team a movespeed and AD buff was great.Loved him,rest in peace.
>>695443731
>>695443731
Rate mine
>>695444075
why are the only people responding to me have no pics so i dont know who they are
>>695443930
You saved a bunch of samples, click on the blue arrow attached to your posts then Image Search > iqdb to get the highest resolution possible for your images.
>>695443532
I fucking doubt it.
You're coming with me you cheeky maymay thief.
Claimed.
Sorry for running out last thread.
How has everyone's day been?
Now watch as I, Skeletor, claim all waifus in any waifu thread
Still kicking around.
>>695444075
shes perfect
>>695444471
Boooooo
>Not a single positive score
>>695444471
Weak.
>>695444378
Pretty chill.Had some fun with friends,watched Corpse Party,play some LoL.Pretty good by my standards.
>>69544444
>>695444517
I would struggle too with 300 ping and myself as support.
We won 2 games out of 3 anyways.
>>695443869
No u
Hey Rikka, how are ya?
I won't stay in thread for long, sorry
>>695443915
Better be soon
>>695444019
Fair enough
>>695444075
wew
>>695444338
No! Not the dungeons again...
>>695444679
Just run a full support team
>>695444517
You're plat, you should be able to see past scores, you were doing great.
I should support you whenever we play again or something.
>>695444517
You tried
>>695443881
Still are, or finished?
>>695444517
I only go posi even if it means we lose and I ks
>>695444881
Still are.
>>695444645
Sounds like a good day!
How was Corpse Party?
QOTT: What is the nickname you would give to your waifu?
Cory's nickname will always be my little cock-locker.
Aye fam
>>695443749
this bitch look like that pokemon with the black dress and the bows and shit. Is this pokemon? either way, her taste in clothing is late Victorian era which is classy but unfortunately people didnt bathe much so enjoy your stank ass pussy
>>695443796
no its not okay. youre not, im not, your waifu is still outKast trash. Im sorry Mz Anon.
>>695443855
over emotional.
probably secretly bisexual and will leave your weeb ass the second a nice pair of legs goes by.
probably burns toast.
>>695443869
wtf is this shit with women with eye patches?
>>695443881
tasteless outfit. probably wears those boots all the time. feet smeel bad. tracks dirt through your home which she hardly cleans. get off the ground, what is this 1st grade?
>>695443896
cant operate/10 will probably poke her eye out playing with that blade. sexualizing weaponry is not cool, what is this /k/?
>>695443906
D
S
L
s
sadly butterface
>>695443915
fix your fucking hair, it aint cute. blondes are trash. this shit aint 1986. Get some color or get railed by coloreds
>>695445228
of course the one reply to me is a criticism
>>695445228
im ok with it
>>695444978
It was meh. Some typical horror cliches ("Lets split!") . Music wasnt too bad too. It was kinda accurate to the game too, so theres that.
>>695445330
I got held up at work. Sup kitty
>>695444723
I am okay! I got back from alot of moving shit around at work so my legs are done. its cool I just wanted to say hi!
>>695445228
Fight me
>>695445507
ayyy finally one of my senpais notices me
how are you fam
>>695445228
didn't do mine
>>695444723
cute bote pic
>>695445228
Rate me
>>695445596
>commences heavy petting
>>695445631
Fuck off, the cock locker is mine!
>>695445056
Petit.
'Cause in her manga there is a part called Petit Memos that explains more about her.
>>695445228
Probably. I don't really know. Never felt anything for men. But who know? Living a day after the other.
>>695445596
>noticing the kitty
>>695445330
Hello lewdest of cats.I`d reply earlier but was playing League of FuckingBotlaneFeedingAgian.
Boi pucci
>>695445378
thats my old desktop background
>>695445623
Sachii confirmed the shitposter.
>>695445741
Nice nickname. Derived from the words, pet tit. Amirite?
>>695445558
Alright then~
Just wanted to say hi to the thread too
>>695445596
>noticed
>>695445623
Cute loli future maid pic
Goodbye thread, see you all later
>>695445596
Tired and grumpy. Still got 4 hours of cooking and 2 hours of cleaning.
>>695445818 (Faggot)
>>695445985
>>695445838
cool my desktop is a mess too much work to clean it up
>>695445839
Give me till saturday and Ill have my anime version of cory. Ill show you good artwork.
>>695445690
finally someone notices that the kitty needs pets~ nyaa~
>>695445786
not 100% sure ive met you but i probably have and im just retarded
>>695445810
>league
wew, fucking hate that game. only thing worse than playing that shit stain known as CSGO
>>695445985
thank you senpai~
>>695446015
same fam, only get to be home for a few hours before having to go to bed again for work, then repeat for a week
>>695445985
later skater
>>695445056
I dont know. Maybe something classic like "sweetheart" or "honey". I have no fucking idea, Im bad interacting woth others in that way.
>>695446111
I hate it. But I play it. The ride never ends.
>>695446032
I'm not a faggot if it's boi pussy
>>695446015
Are you a woman? Because you cooks and clean as a living. A man shouldnt have to stay in the kitchen you fag.
>>695446151
Damm bitch, you gud.
>>695444019
elfen lied wannabe. When is the last time youve seen anyone actually wear these clothes
>>695444132
too high res. someone clearly spent too much time on something to print out full scale to paste to the ceiling of their mother's basement to cream all over themselves. If I were a weeb I would do the same shes not bad
>>695444189
clearly likes to accessorize with pink but didnt paint her nails to match lazy/10
>>695444231
im not a fan of Maria Shriver
>>695444250
nice pose but the chimney has no entrance and she's going to slip and fall off of there. let me know which funeral home to send flowers to. inb4 9 lives, she's clearly not bright enough to have many left
>>695444266
tryhard-shyhard what is this shit, 9th grade where chicks try to be shy to be cute? looks bored as fuck too. you clearly arent man enough to keep her entertained.
>>695446058
I use this right now
>>695445985
Later Amatsu.
>>695446242
I bet your dad didn't buy it
>>695446259
I have him as one of my wallpapers. They change every 10 minutes. I always smile when I see this one.
~Holo
>>695446193
dota, csgo, league, and hearthstone are the shittiest games on the planet
once you get good at them, they consume your life and your money
>>695445941
i wish i was creative enough to come up with those insults
>>695445985
cya 89 cent mote
>>695446302
thanks
>>695445596
senpai shall notice you
>>695446193
Well shit nigga, you aint ever gonna get you waifu with flacid ass nicknames like that. Put some condensation on her cunt with some dominant ass nickname. Or you coupd just be a submissive bitch.
>>695446313
mines just Colombia from bioshock. that one looks fine
free steam keys for spec ops the line nba 2k16 or Civ 5 just ask
mumen racer
>>695446525
thank you senpai~~
>>695446259
Do you even try?
>>695446378
>
What ya up to?
>>695446111
We probably did
Actually i don't know if we did for certain
>RWBY is damn good
wonder when next season starts
>>695446480
100/10
>>695446578
It's Mumen Rider you degenerate filth
>>695444679
Well, I knew the last thing you'd want is me complaining about the shitty latency.
>We won 2 games out of 3 anyways
Guess you're right.
>>695444821
But I wanted to impress you all with my mad platinum comp stomp skills instead of getting carried every game.
>I should support you whenever we play again
Sure, sounds fun.
>>695444863
I did.
Does it even matter, though?
>>695444894
4/1/1 as support Lux is still 4/1.
>>695444894
>>695446665
if you know rwby we probably did at one point
whatever, im kitty cream. my waifu is blake from rwby, as you can tell
>damn good
better than that. next season is october 22nd this year
>>695446525
You wish you could, but you are only an unintelligent autistic croat nignog. Go back to sarejavo you fucking kukbag. If you dont, Ill rape you with my roach dick.
>>695446647
Cory doesn't need to try, henjust fucks deez nutz up boi
>>695446497
>life and money
Dont even start on that. One month I spent all my the money on LoL skins, and had to take food from my friends. But Dunkmaster Darius is fucking dank so it was worth it.
>>695446541
I can be a submissive bitch only in bed, and only for her (not that Im assuming I`ll ever get laid). I dont know,help me with names Cory. You`re my favorite wizard-rapper.
>>695446647
Same as every other day, chilling, listening to music and being cooked alive by this heat.
How about yourself?
>>695445985
Cats now?
>>695446386
Jokes on you, my dad died when I was six!
>>695444338
why is it raining flower petals inside? she clearly has no regard for plant life as she picks flowers just to watch them wilt. looks like a skitzo and is hardcore manspreading right now. She may trigger some, but as long as she lets you tear open them pantyhose to get a crack of that pussy, you should be alright, provided youre still alive the morning after.
>>695444378
Rei sweats like a pig in that suit. There is nothing sexy about leather or robots. Also Shinji is a cuck. enjoy your shit anime. at least she looks like she doesnt burn toast.
>>695444477
victorian era furr fag wanna be. Looks like she enjoys getting hit and the only penetration she likes is rough anal. Probably naturally hairless from the eyes down. 8/10, would slam while you watch
>>695444492
no she's really not.
>>695444510
messy hair
eats french fries
probably has a piss poor attitude
looks like she is loitering when she has important places to be. 8/10, would let her ruin my household.
>>695446878
I am also listening to some music. Got some money to do laundry finally, that's nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fhxHS-b1E
>>695446946
Jokes on you, he didnt die. He just was too disapointed at you, so he left. Or he was black. One of those two.
>>695446875
i feel you there man.
i spent a whole weeks paycheck on a shitty knife back when i first started playing CSGO. then after i went pro and got onto a team i just used cash from donations and shit for juicy skins which i sold for steam games after i quit a few months ago lmao
>>695446259
>>695446525
This ones for both of you
>>695446736
2/3 games so ya
>>695446736
thats why youre plat and im wood lol I only care about kda
>>695447120
Forgot to remove the white
>>695447087
>went pro
Well, thats pretty damn dank shit. I proud I got gold in league. But hey, if Im shit, at least I have some cool skins, right?
>>695446480
Pretty gud mah nigga, but I can probably make a better one. You want me to make it?
>>695446875
I'll help you out my nigga, sum up your waifu in one sentance and ill cum up with a nignognickname.
>>695447120
Saved fag, thanx
>>695447082
Jokes on you, I went to his funeral
>>695447065
Made me kek, thanks for that.
>looks like a skitzo
My kind of woman tbh.
>>695447068
Sounds alright.
What do you plan to with it?
>>695447238
forgot to include image
>>695444019
>Rattle rattle
>>695447312
> not knowing the classic "kill a random hobo and then give him your id and then run to mexico" move
smh tbh onichan
>>695447313
If you're talking about the money to do laundry with, do laundry, and wear the clothes.
>>695447281
well its only because im good at FPSs. not actual skills ill use IRL lmao.
>skins
i had the best skins. turns out those dont pay the bills kek
Claimed.
Sorry lads.
>>695447507
hi fish
>>695446641
no problem~
>>695446844
;-;
>>695447387
nice
>saved
>>695447392
>rattle rattle
>>695447507
hey fish
>>695447479
Oh, thought you meant you got paid for doing laundry, my bad.
Why you paying to get laundry done?
>>695446830
I can't wait that long
>fuck me
>>695447507
nice fish
>>695447553
I liked depressed bear-san too
>>695447306
Sure,go ahead and make it.
As for my waifu she`s a wise wolf-god that likes sweet stuff and alcohol.
>>695447490
>tfw you got a cool skin but noone comments on it
Say mean things to me
>>695447564
>>695447598
hi
>>695447624
thanks
>>695447673
no
>>695447609
I live in an apartment, no personal washer/dryer.
>>695447673
You like 3dpd
>>695447479
>finally got some money for laundry
>oh, nice what are you going to do with it
>um... do laundry, and wear the clothes?
Kek
>>695447507
FISH
>>695447598
<3
>>695447624
>implying i can too
just fuck my shit up fam, i need it now
>>695447647
>tfw its a 1v1 clutch and you play with your knife just to show off to the 4 guys spectating you and they say "shit knife now go play"
>>695447507
Is it really you fish?
>>695447673
You're a really chill guy, and I appreciate your company.
>>695447756
Ah, I see.
Besides laundry, anything else going on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaAIgTRcCqQ
I wanna fucking die
>>695447673
I dont even know who u r
>>695447507
Tasty with lemon and chips. Hi fish.
>>695447821
fish
>>695447857
yes
>>695447960
hello
>>695447598
Yeah, thats right you fucking nigger. Cri like alittle fucking bitch! Why dont you wear that maid costume and bend over so I can show you how much of a bitch you really are? Id love to watch you cri as I tear your anus wide open!
>>695447673
Cant do that sorry friend~
>>695447857
Not really, no. Mope around. Maybe some Overwatch.
>>695448011
What happened, why did you leave for so long?
>>695448084
We can be boring together then.
>>695447727
well fish how are things
>>695447879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNc_D_nlfaY
>>695447788
Trip dubs, not bad for a gaylorde fag.
>>695448084
Overwatch? You mean overrated. Only niignogs play that shit game.
>>695447647
Thinking....
https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
>>695447065
Love you too anon
>>695448265
i guess i just needed a break from stuff
>>695448330
alright
>>695447832
I remever playing CS:Go (never got too far, didnt like it) and this guy had a knife and a skin for like half of the weapons, but he was so goddamn bad. I mean, Im not a fps god or something, but I can hit a guy infront of me. Then he started using voice chat, and he was like 12. Thats when I stopped playing it.
>>695448039
Ay cory,I need that nickname for mah darling, cmon man I belive in u.
>>695448084
do you like Ana? i think she is a little too good
>>695448392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GukbcdqUb5k
>>695447926
best one so far
>>695448488
IM THINKING YOU NIGGA ASS SHITBALL! THIS PROCESS TAKES SOME TIME, SO GIVE ME SOME GOD DAMMMMMM TIME YOU IMPATION SHITDICK!
>>695448468
Glad to have you back anyway.
How's it been?
>>695448265
Sounds good. You got no plans for the night?
>>695448503
She seems a bit too strong yea. She'll get tweaked a little bit after first week of the release.
>>695448488
That thumbnail suggested a lot of different things in my mind.
>>695448488
that explains about 75% of the player base right there.
rich kids with moms credit card. this one kid had like 12 hours ingame, i checked his profile, with a really nice AWP skin and was one of the worst shots ive ever played with. ill never forget him
>>695447832
<3~
>>695447673
your waifu isn't a maid
>>695447727
fish?
>>695448039
no
>>695448529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlbLxquHzZ8
>>695448690
whoa der lil` nigga don worry `bout dat,I gotchu, Im gon` wait for that sweet nick for mah love, no stress.
