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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Early bakes are disgusting
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>695378229
Claiming Holo/Horo/Korbo/Whatever
>claiming yume
>>695378229
Homu <3
>>695378164
I'm a very calm individual.
https://youtu.be/scHsYxr2Z54
>>695378752
Greek can't be calm silly.
Claimed
What kind of music do you guys like to listen?
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>695378996
A little of everything, I'm skeptical towards some genres but I can still enjoy them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ATmnbDmCms
>>695378902
Sup Mugen.
The usual.
>>695378996
Anything. I really like free jazz though.
https://youtu.be/i2uSqUARhsI
>>695378874
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
I forgot I don't go to work until later this evening, so I guess I have some time to kill.
>>695379655
>Rattles.
>>695378996
Rap mainly
>>695379632
Hello qt, please tell me you made the call
My waifu
>>695380461
>Rattle rattle
>>695380461
hi yoko how are you doing?
>>695380472
Not cute.
And I went over there a few days ago, Keeps saying 6 hours away from done every time. They DID find the cause of the oil leak though!
Are you there rude Holo? I miss you ;-;.
>Sameji is back in the house
>Maybe
Kawakami Mai bois
streaming Food Wars I hear good things about this show.
https://rabb.it/Shino83
>>695380877
I just got back, dont start this war with me!
Still at it huh, what was the cause?
>>695380619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTC9tW1iu5Q
>>695381901
You started it!
Yep, apparently an O ring on the under side of the engine is loose, so they need to replace it. They also said they'd do a full oil change, and oil filter replacement.
>>695381962
This video is crawling with memes.
![Syndra [89].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E6ZlqT3.jpg "Syndra [89].jpg")
>>695382528
>crawling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPaJa2QbZ0c
>>695382286
I seem to remember you saying how cute you are and then taking it back for some reason
That doesnt sound like its too bad, it could be much worse right?
>>695382713
Damnit, I used to love Linkin Park and this song when I was an edgy teenager. I still like to listen to thier newer albums.
>>695380688
Why must it be so cold in my bedroom? The coldest it's ever been is 55°F, but it's currently 64°F.
is this thread gonna 404 twice in less than 12 hours?
its got that 404 feel
>>695383158
come to england. its really hot here right now
>>695382807
Nope, I don't recall such an event.
Oh, easily. Might give em a call later today and see if they need me to get anything. I assume I need to get the filter for them, but I don't know what kind of oil to get.
>>695383258
No,we need to keep it alive.
>>695383158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgo_wNeBypA
>>695383308
Its pretty fucking bad in Poland too.There is no sunshine,but its so fucking hot.
would you fuck your waifu if she wanted?
be honest
>>695378229
Waifu
>>695383354
Ill just have to ask the boat later, im sure i can get a vote on my side
Thats good, so thats what is going to take the 6 hours? After that is it good to ride?
>>695383471
Oh dang getting cray
play this song for maximum feels gets epic at 3;20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jpPO8XB6CM
>>695381962
Quality song. Can you post the one you're on the computer's screen? I need to save it on my phone.
>>695383471
Not helping, Shizuru.
>Pic very related.
>>695383748
>Implying
And nah, it's putting it all back together.As far as I'm concerned, they have everything pretty much done at this point, and it just needs to be put back together, and have that O ring fixed. Then we oil change and good to go. Get it registered, insured, done.
>>695383505
Who wouldn`t fuck thier beloved one?
>>695384098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXUOmw0XVg
Morning.
>>695378415
Its holo/horo
>>695384229
Heretic
>>695383643
Top-tier, despite losing.
>>695384346
Morning
>cheshy
>>695384705
Oh there you are.I`ve missed you.
>>695384341
Thanks.
When you were young you were the kind of the 24/7 threads, Syndra.
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>695384812
What?
>>695384797
Wish i could say the same
>>695384160
Was i suppose to help? I thought i was part of the peanut gallery.
>>695384020
Nice. Good stuff.
>>695384346
Mornin Kyokokoko.
>>695385058
My IP changes randomly and I got b&
I used this to appeal it
>Toh-Rin
>>695384977
I know you missed me.I just know it.
Go on,just admit it.
>>695385121
Hi Sachi
>Rattle rattle
>>695384913
Did you just called me the F word?
>>695384195
I would never imply anything
Good stuff, the registry and insurance is gonna be a pain though
>>695385226
I didn't though
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>695385233
Yes
>>695385380
No, you didn't.
>>695385357
Your mouth is saying no,but your body is telling yes.
![Syndra [27].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [27].jpg")
>>695385445
F word
>>695385504
Are you implying I'm a tsundere
'cause I'm not
>>695385582
Syndra = biggest tsundere ever
>>695385656
Just drop your act, I can see it.
Really,just do it. Im running out of gags,
>>695385202
Lol, what'd you get banned for?
>>695385315
You so would!
Ya, the re-registration is gunna be $150 or something like that. Insurance is gunna be a pain in the ass too, probably around $500 for down payment or something.
>Trying to find oil filters for this thing are a pain
Although I think I'ma pick up a torque gun later on, along with an easy switch system fr the air compressor. Do these things myself, change the oil in my 300 next weekend.
>>695385582
I meant to say
"You were the king of 24/7 threads."
probably that's why it was so confusing.
I'm not a F word.
>>695385801
It said that on Original Brexit day (July 4) I was b& for evading bans
MANNY PARDO IS THE BEST WAIFSBANDO
MANNYYYYYYY FUCK MY ASSHOLE RAW
SWIGGITY SWOOTY IM GIVING MANNY THE BOOTY
![17rd40[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6sLiaDW.jpg "17rd40[1].jpg"){kind=small}
>>695378229
Can only claim one waifu?
Haha, I have a Rei around that.
>>695385801
Thats not nice, i only go off of the truth
Ouch, that is so much money. Is it because of the model of the bike that its hard to find? Have fun changing, it always looks boring when i watch on cars
>>695386256
Rei is best evangelion.Asuka a shit
>>695386064
>>695386126
>>695386224
But... why?
Hello everybody!
Tristana Claimed
>~somedaay, you will be nothing~
P A R D O
A
R
D
O
>>695386427
Hello tristana,how`s it going?
>>695386365
Asuka is best evangelion.Rei a shit*
FIFY
>>695386428
>>695386718
MANNY IS TRENDY I WANT TO SUCK HIS BENDY
>>695386832
WHO IS THAT SEXY COMMANDO?
NONE OTHER THEN MANNY PARDO.
>>695386898
>iFunny
>>695385997
Pffft, 10/10.
>>695386280
That appears to not be the case.
Not sure, I should have my mom call up the insurance company and see if we can at least get a quote on it.
I will, I enjoy even simple engine work! It's just a matter of if I can get the filter off easy enough this time... Normally, I'd have to take the fairings off to get to the filter, but due to that stripped screw, it'll be a super pain in the ass. Thinking of taking it somewhere and getting that screw removed, and maybe getting new fairing clips as well, since I busted all mine.
>>695386256
ASUKA A BITCH REI HAS NO TITS
MANNY PARDO STOMPS THOSE SHITS
pic related is number 1 waifu
>>695386965
>>>/heresy/
Hello, just made some Mac and cheese
>>695387084
Ah,there we go.
>>695387188
Hello Fran.
>>695386476
Yoo martza! Eating oatmeal and prepping for a run later on. Und you?
>>695387059
M A N N Y
A
N
N
Y
>>695387350
Wait,Martza?
Anyway,Im pretty good.Doing nothing,like always.About to play some PayDay 2 with friend.
>>695387267
Hey holo! How are you?
>>695387350
Hello trist
This is my waifu
>>695387531
Hello,hello.Pretty good myself.Coming back to Holo was the best decision ever.
>>695384346
Furry.
>>695387414
MANNY MANNY FUCK ME AND CALL ME A BUNNY
>>695387684
I WAS BORN WITH A THICK SKIN
>>695387520
My b, meant to say Mace, Albanian for cat. Playing games with a friend, that's something
>>695387531
Hey Fran! Mac and Cheese... have you tried oatmeal?
>>695387757
>>695388063
1 friend actually.Rest of them have a life and are out there somewhere.
>>695388220
And none own a pc, invert some time to chat with ya? It sounds a bit wack
>Tristana
>>695386985
Dont do this to me
As long as its nothing too crazy and you can get to riding soon it will be good. I cant say i can keep up with this but im glad you are so close, im the same way with my computer so i feel you.
>>695388063
Lil adc
>>695387620
What waifu did you claim before?
>>695388063
Yes, why?
>>695388445
Naah,they do have a PC.But they are on trips and shit.One went on a trip around the world.A present from his parents for graduating in collague.
>>695388593
I always used Holo,this week I was posting Coco though.A bit of a break I dearesay.I regret it though.
clmd
>>695388457
Muugz! Bro I thought you left mid thread and didn't go to reply, I should stop being shy and just say hi, like this is the web and stuff.
What're your plans for today?
>>695388593
Just curious, what's next on your things to do for the day?
>>695388722
Wow, moneybags. When I graduate, I just get a job and bring the rewards to my parents.
Dope present though, what countries have they visited so far?
>>695388457
I'm doin it to ya.
Essentially, the plastic part of the bike is in the way of where the oil filter is. If I want to replace the filter easily, I would need to take the plastic part off. But there's a stripped bolt holding the plastic on that I just can't off myself, so I'm going to have to pay someone to drill it out. Granted, I can do it with the plastic on, it's just it's a pain in the ass.
>I should pop my computer open and clean out the dust, as well as think about upping the RAM
>Look up prices for an impact gun
>Expensive
Fuck me, I guess I'll ask my dad to do it over there then.
Now THIS is a waifu
>>695389073
IKR.Im just here,went to my family for a month.Them Im gonna look for something.?Not getting my hopes up though,its hard to find a law office right away without anyone it it.
>>695388722
Oh, just for a little while, that's why I didn't notice
Why did you do that? That's heresy!
>>695389073
I don't have much to do for another 4 hours, when I work, but I will probably start on my cosplay for a con this weekend
Pic related
Fran
>>695389073
Oh im just being slow and doing a lot of things at once, just spam me anytime and ill hit you up. I got cucked and the motherboard isnt coming until tomorrow. RIP
>>695389076
Why must you spite me?
Would removing the plastic ruin the look of the bike at all? That sounds really garbo, which are you gonna do?
I just dusted mine yesterday
>>695389666
>satan call me a heretic
Well,thats something.
Anyway, I dont know why. I felt that need ut of fucking nowhere. But today I had a dream with Holo and me living happily together, and I realised who I truly care about.
Im messed up,am I not?
>>695385232
howdy
>rattle rattle
>>695389861
Because you speak lies about me.
Oh, it's only being removed for the maintenance.. Then I put it back on after! That's why the screw got stripped, my dad tightened that bolt WAY too tight, so when I tried to get it off, it just wouldn't budge. Probably just gunna pay to have the bolt removed.
I haven't dusted mine in months...
>>695389319
A lawyer? Whaaat
Good job, shouldn't you be sending resumes across the globe or is that not how it works
>>695389666
What's your job?
>>695389861
Rip in rip, same; run may be in a little
>>695390208
Sachi, how it do
>>695389914
What a good dream!
Not too much, at least not compared to the other other waifu posters. I mean akiko has cannibalistic thoughts
>>695390490
The cashier at a Chinese restaurant, though I'm about to start college for Biomedical Engineering
>>695390208
>Rattles
>>695390490
It wasnt that hard, I have a good memory and an ok rhetoric. And thats what law is about imo. As for sending resumes across the globe: every country has diffrent laws.I only studied polish law for obvious reasons.
>>695390782
When I think of this dream, I feel like a better person.
>>695390264
The boat agrees with me on the cute and thighs, what does that tell you
Ohhhhhh, hopefully it isnt too much with the other expenses. Mine was looking rough before i sprayed it, its seen better days.
>>695390490
Its coming tomorrow so its all good, soon the dreams will be real. Good luck on it
>>695390990
You both lie.
Should only be like, $30 or so at most.
I can hardly see the purple fan lights behind the dust cover...
>>695390782
oi, fran, how you been
>>695387620
Heretic
>>695391556
Qt~
>>695390782
When are you starting?
>>695390938
I meant globe as in where ever you were, I should've been more specific; hey, as long as you enjoy it
Polish law because your in Poland? Me am genius
>>695390990
Prep that presentation pic
>>695391556
So cute I'd choke you
>>695390938
ACHIEVE YOUR DREAM! DO IT!
>>695391707
I haven't seen you in forever! Where have you been?
>>695392048
I move in August 26, and start class a week after
>>695391792
Josh
>>695392048
Heh,sorry , I missunderstood. I guess you are right, I can try.
>>695392253
I`d kill a guy to make pic related possible.
Anyway,Im gonna be away for some time.Going for some energy drinks for late night funposting to the shop, and the gonna play PD2. I`ll be back.
>>695392292
Wot
>>695391792
My waifu is cute, but they're talking about me myself!
>>695392048
Why would you choke me?! And nope!
>>695391556
Thats a lot better than the hundreds you were mentioning
Most of my fans are dead, i know how it is
>>69539Well, i already installed some of it, but ill still have the pics ready
>>695392253
off being depressed, been swinging between staying up for days on end and sleeping 12-14 hours at a time, only getting up for work
>>695392505
You act pretty cute now that you mention it
Claiming the clown with the tearaway face.
>>695390782
>>695392384
I'll try not to get in your way then
See ya!
>>695392627
Oh shit. Have you tried getting a hobby? That helped me
>>695393185
Yes?
>>695393247
does chain smoking count?
mostly just been sitting at home, playing games and taking care of my pets
>>695393247
I'm still really conflicted about it
>>695392613
Oh, the hundreds is registration and insurance. The bolt that I need removed is $30.
Oh, mine are going strong, there's just so much dust on the filter that I can hardly see inside.
>Mfw I keep my fans on the lowest setting
>Can turn them to max and all my fan ports are a deep rich purple, despite the dust
>>695392765
Oh come now, I do not.
Claimed.
>>695393499
When you freak out when people say your cute, you act pretty cute.
Mai x Mi Liu
>>695393427
I'm not sure
Has any of that been helping?
>>695393434
But you still ate part of that one kids leg when you were little
And, I'm sorry if I already made this joke but it has to be done
~I know a way for you to eat me~
>>695393737
I like Fran and Chara
Mai is a fag and I hate mai
>>695393848
Fuck off Mi Liu
>>695393777
not terribly, finally got snapped out of it the last couple days, thought i might get fired at work, so
also nice trips
>>695393939
Nou
>>695393848
You literally only like gay posters.
>>695393693
I do not freak out! I simply correct their false information is all.
>>695394221
cancer
>>695393737
The true shitposting pair
>>695393693
This is true
>>695393848
Yay! I'm in someone's OTP!
>>695393999
Well, glad you are feeling better
What did you do?
>Nice trips to you as well
>>695392253
Aww snap, that's not that far. I'm commuting for the upcoming semester and later dorm for the last two
>>695392384
Wear them nigga shoes
>>695392505
Key and Peele sketch: act as women, see a dog or cat, say it's soo cute they want to hug it till it dies. The shtick keeps going
>>695393693
Choke her for me ples
Im gonna do some games
>>695392048
I messed up the last post best adc, i installed some of it but ill hav e a finished pic ready
>>695393499
I lost a fan to hair and that made me pretty sad, i just havent replaced them since im building the new one
I had green for all of my colors, purple looks sick though
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!
>>695390490
it do the usual
waking up at 5pm and all that
>>695390782
>rattle rattle
