im straight male and i want to suck a girl's dick
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im straight male and i want to suck a girl's dick
Join the club.
No such thing as girl with dick anon
>>695332864
who is she?
>>695333362
Are you blind? OP posted one.
>>695332864
>im a faggot in denial
ftfy
>>695333516
There's only guys with tits.
>>695333516
No that's a disgusting faggot with makeup on
>>695333516
No that's a disgusting faggot with makeup
>>695333548
/thread
>>695333516
That's a man with fake tits and a personality disorder.
>>695333516
No that's a disgusting faggot with makeup on dumbass
>>695333548
>>695333581
>>695333654
>>695333733
>>695333745
>>695333776
Man, the internet got so much worse when rednecks figured out how to use a computer.
>>695333516
No that's a disgusting faggot with makeup on stupid dumbass
>>695333548
/thread, stop lying to yourself op
>>695332864
I got bad news for you buddy.
>>695333827
Sorry for ruining your "im not a faggot" pretend time.
>>695333548
This guy gets it
>>695333827
I think it got worse when fags were given rights
>>695332864
>wanting to suck off a disguised male
>not gay
>>>>>>>>>>>>>girl
>>695332864
-Said the shill.
>>695333827
wow shes gorgeous more
>>695333827
except if you're into girls with dicks you aren't 100% straight.
A straight male is not attracted to anything with a dick by definition of being STRAIGHT. If you're into shemales you are at the LEAST Bi.
>>695334151
>>695333548
that's clearly a woman who happens to have a penis
>>695333548
/thread
>so what if I stick a dick in my mouth and eat its cum? I'm not gay bro
>>695333581
What is intersex?
am virgin sorta into shota, bicurious?
i don't get it
how does wanting to sexually pleasure a woman mean you're gay
>>695334296
>>695334215
it has to do with what someone looks like lmfao, you know what would be actually gay? having sex with a ftm girl that looks like a dude
>>695334046
Only retards use the unscientific terms "gay" and "straight":
http://www.apa.org/pi/lgbt/resources/sexuality-definitions.pdf
It's like believing that the Earth is flat or that the South will rise again - all make-believe fairy tales for idiots.
>girls dick
>>695334306
>>695334383
>woman
>>695334070
>>695334383
>woman
>dick
Can only choose one anon.
>inb4 you can't assume genders
>>695334439
>>695334410
What is intersex?
>>695333516
Name?
>>695334532
but every other part of her is a woman
yall are aware clits are just penises that stopped growing right
>>695334553
nothing
>>695334306
Without the whole fucking gender argument coming into play, someone who has neither male nor female _sex_. A hermaphrodite is an example.
>>695334490
Pretty sure people just fuck whatever is prettier in their eyes.
You're analogy is shit tier, fam.
>>695334553
0.001% of the population. statistical noise.
>>695334490
Both sides are disgusting creatures that need to be gunned down
>>695334474
Common, look it up. Pretty big education gap. So, what is intersex?
>>695334490
I'm attracted to women, the left look like women
>>695334300
Is it about the genitals, or literally everything else? >>695334490
would love to fuck her
>>695334677
>>695334329
Yes.
>>695334383
The fact she has a dick you dense fuck.
>>695334431
You know what's actually gay? SUCKING A DICK! I should know, i'm bi.
>>695332864
that sentence.. I don't think you understand how english works
>>695334762
him
>>695334490
These tranny-bashers are so hard-headed they'd probably fuck Buck Angel just to avoid admitting that they're wrong, lol
>>695334545
>Genderfluid
>What they mean is "I like to wear more than dresses, so I'll just dress up like a guy and claim that means I'm another gender."
My GF claims to be genderfluid, I just like to ignore her.
EEM AA STROOT MAGLE UND EE WOWNT ER SUCKLE UND GUORILS DEECK
>>695334762
Him*
collect em all
by this thread logic this pic is a straight sex pic
>>695334824
or, the obvious choice of not fucking any of those freaks
>>695334490
hormone treatment is incredible. that male to female looks 100000% more masculine than i do..
>>695334854
>I just like to ignore her
It must be every girl's dream to end up with a /pol/ brownshirt
>>695334762
God I would love to ride that cock while my gf gave me head.... what's this beautiful girl's name?
So basically what you're saying is that you're NOT a straight male
>>695334972
What's wrong, not straight enough to get it up for Buck? What a complete fag you are.
>>695334824
>My analogy is shit and I know it, but I like to pretend I'm important and not a raging homosexual
What's the closet like?
>>695335010
Bruce
>>695334854
Oh, and intersex ppl (esp. right in the middle) 100% have the right to call themselves intersex. Nobody else. Ever.
>>695333827
No, the internet got so much worse when faggots like you learned to use it. Trap threads are part of the cancer that killed this place.
as a straight male with a feminine penis and tits, i dont want my dick sucked
you should be the man and treat me as the girl
>>695335010
Guy*
>>695334994
She's a hard liberal, I'm the opposite.
We're fun at parties.
>>695334882
I will, thank you! And I'll be thinking of you and your non-degenerate perpetual virginity while getting my rocks off.
>>695335144
okay
but i'm still going to suck your cock because it turns me on
Go for it /b/ro - and don't forget to swallow as you feel the dick begin to pulse.. Nothing like the feel of hot jizz sliding effortlessly down your throat - 'cause the dickhead is already past your tonsils, pulsing creamy, hot goo as you feel the balls contract on your chin.
Make her place her hands behind your head to make sure your head stays in place as she empties her balls in your mouth - if she has the mind to talk while cumming so ferociously, ask her to remind you of your place. Her little cum-dumpster.
>> isfuckinghardnow.jpg
'Girl'
>>695335235
ALPHA(TM)
>>695335240
now i just gotta find someone who will let me guzzle their cum AND fuck them like they're weak little girls
>>695335240
Hot!
>>695334854
My ex was, too.
>>695335240
>Make him place his hands behind your head to make sure your head stays in place as he empties his balls in your mouth - if he has the mind to talk while cumming so ferociously, ask him to remind you of your place. His little cum-dumpster.
>>695335118
What the fuck does that even mean?
>>695335107
Fashionable.
I would explode if Jane Marie pulled her cock out in front of my mouth
>>695335135
>Trap threads are part of the cancer that killed this place.
Yeah, it was so much better when you first heard about this place on Stormfront in 2015, right?
>>695335360
So a trap.
>>695335475
sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't
>>695335475
Meant to say gender fluid instead of saying intersex a second time. Excuse my autism.
>>695332864
if you want to suck a dick then you're gay, pretty simple.
sorry, you're not straight
>>695334966
Straighter than the faggots in here wanting to suck dicks
i agree with 100% of OPs statement
>>695335548
well who knows
can i still call myself straight if they don't actually identify as women
>>695335511
As long as you have that, then I guess there's no use hating you.
Actually, I don't even think people hate gays and trap fuckers, I think we just want you guys to admit it's a dude with tits, albeit feminine as fuck, still a dude.
>>695332864
>im straight male and i want to suck a girl's dick
>straight male
>suck a girl's dick
>girl's dick
You fucking idiot...
>>695335752
homosex
>>695335523
No. Dont even know what the fuck stormfront is. Maybe /b/ was never good, but it was certainly better. 2010 was probably one of the last ok years.
>>695335833
then i guess i'm a raging homosexual
>>695334966
What the fuck is up with that dick?
Also, nice dubs.
>>695335235
i guess if you pinned me down there would be nothing i could do about it but honestly i prefer to have my asshole licked
>>695335776
I'll say it's a dude with tits if it doesn't matter to anyone and I don't have to call myself gay for it.
Also, that means the right pic in >>695334490 is a girl.
>>695334663
So we are ignoring about 7000000 people we already know exist cause minority.
The Truth is: There are naturally born chicks with dicks.
>>695336021
You should be gunned down
>>695336021
You east coast?
>>695336085
dudes with tits
>>695336021
well
por que no los dos
>>695335752
Who cares? They're cute as fuck and 100% fuckable.
>>695336148
west coast nigger
>>695332864
You're all fucking delusional if you think jacking off to trannies (aka, guys who made themselves look like girls) You all make up petty, fallible excuses to cover up for the fact that you obviously have homosexual ideations. Don't say "hurr transphobic" or "ignorant". No, I know these people are men, penises are synonymous with males, therefore you're attracted to them. God, you closet fags are so pathetic.
>>695335575
>>695335619
>Dressing differently to feel like another gender
I don't see how that makes you feel like another gender.
If I wore a dress, I'd feel like a fucking idiot.
If my GF wore what I wear, she'd still be a girl, no difference, no one would even find it odd.
She doesn't even act differently, she just acts like she always does.
It's what makes me doubt her.
She's not genderfluid, she just likes wearing different things and it varies between dresses, jeans, and baggy shirts.
She just likes to feel like she's part of something so she could be appreciated by her piece of shit brother.
I swear that liberal faggot indoctrinated her.
>>695336258
where on the west
>>695336220
INTERSEX
>>695334824
honestly you're a flaming fucking faggot if you don't want to plow your dick inside Serina Valentina
>>695336085
we ignore them because they don't make spectacles of themselves. unlike these fruits here.
>>695332864
>girl
>dick
Gr8 b8
>>695336141
stop being so gay senpai
>>695336148
seattle
>>695336233
it doesnt feel right to have a man suck my dick. he should be the man and just fuck me and make me suck his dick
The stance I wish people would take is 'Okay. You're a girl with a penis. I can accept that. I find that fucking gay as fuck, and I'm going to express it by _not_ hitting on you. Good day.'
>>695336276
Thread over everyone go home
>>695336276
>anon comes into trap thread to rant about closet fags
look up projectioning anon, i have some news for you
no shut the fuck up and jerk your dick to traps like the rest of us. there's hundreds of anons on here that don't give a flying fuck beating their meat, skipping over your post. you're obviously a faggot too
>>695336082
I mean, you're less gay, more like bisexual because you're attracted to the sexy feminine side, but that's still a dude at the end of the day.
Dude on the right, surgery to get the pussy or born with it?
>>695336299
whoosh
>>695336276
>>695334490
Please post your thoughts.
>>695336448
Lock your doors fag I'm putting you in your place
>>695336362
these are dudes with tits
>>695336333
baja
>>695336448
>seattle
i also live in seattle
if you let me suck you off i'll handle you like a man sure
ahem
>>695336514
I'm only on here because this kind of thread is what I'm greeted with 99% of the time I visit this board, and I only come on here for the occasional "funny" meme.
>>695336299
Read the comment tree. People who have, for example, both genitals, have a right to call themselves gender fluid.
>>695336549
Why did you post best candy?
>>695336021
honestly i'm not gonna lie i'm getting pretty horny thinking about this now
>>695336699
gender fluid? you mean semen or sploosh?
>>695336525
Born.
>>695336598
Look the term up, faggot. Some of them even got a vagina and a dick.
>>695336699
What the fuck?
That's not genderfluid...
>>695335010
kelly klaymour
>>695334439
twitter com / TsMagicCandy
>>695336256
More?
>>695333827
Well well well, who is this?
>>695336791
Fuck off with your shit comparison how many times have you replied to yourself
>>695336366
I prefer to just think that sexual orientation is a spectrum and that there are as many individual orientations as there are individuals. That said, I would fuck Sarina until my cock went numb.
>>695332864
>girls
>dick
pick one
>>695336865
>>695336861
Well then yeah, they're (technically) a chick
>>695335548
Source for this girl?
>>695332864
go ahead
>>695336875
>mfw retarded
If they are intersex
They have a RIGHT TO CALL THEMSELVES gender fluid.
>>695336884
That's Bruce.
Idk if it's just a passing fetish but something about those big tit big ass plastic shemales gets me off. My tastes get weirder the longer I go without blowing my load. I'll edge and just not cum, usually. I blow it about 1 or 2 times a week. But the longer I go without doing it the shemale porn intake increases. Idk why, can someone relate or attempt to explain it without the usual fag shit responses.
>>695336936
Bruce
>>695337028
penisland dot net
>>695336939
That's not an answer.
>>695336830
hot
what would you do to me?
>>695332864
>Girl
>dick
Pick one faggot
>>695336699
They have the right to call themselves mutants because thats what it is.
Also people who believe they are another sex than what they were born as have the right to call themselves mentally ill.
Both conditions require professional treatment.
>>695337056
You can make up all the dumb shit you want, we are still going to mock you for it.
>>695337160
Kill you
>>695337028
Literally Googled trap twink
>>695337056
Okay so now we're delving into some specifics bullshit.
So let's say, my GF has a vagina, does not want to have a penis, surgery, pills, any of that, but still calls herself genderfluid, she's a fraud?
>>695337198
Holy fuck why? That's disgusting. Why on Earth would anyone wear Crocs in current year?
>>695336021
Tossing salad is one of my favorite things to give/receive. Any pics of your ass?
>>695337160
well if i gotta hold you down to go down on you
then i guess i gotta
only until i feel satisfied though, and you won't know when that is
then i guess it's time to toss the salad and drop a load on that ass
>>695337287
How many Jesus points did you earn for posting this?
>>695336922
>>695337359
>>695336085
It ain't a chick if it's got a dick
>>695337235
>>695337226
They have both genitals. Or they have both hormones. Or whatever. They are technically both genders at once, and they are therefore the only class of people who have the right to claim that they are one one day and the other the next.
gendah fruid
>>695332864
then you're gay
>/thread
>>695337135
Name?
>>695337335
Is she intersex?
>>695337507
>>695337591
>>695336884
Thx anon!
>>695333436
Cleo ambrosio. Escort, touring the UK. Mixed reviews.
>>695337616
No, she's a girl dummy.
>>695334490
I think it's a different matter when the trans girls have dicks
>>695334439
U must be an aids infested gay
>>695337708
You're missing it. If they can claim to be one or the other equally, they can claim to switch day-to-day.
>>695335756
cute
ayo i'm going to bed now but that trap in seattle i wanna fuck actually but i've never met up with anyone from /b/ and shit that's scary man
rofl you making me feel ways so confusing
Then why are you responding to my post about being intersex?
>>695334490
/checkmate
>>695337701
Guess what... The bitch on the right is still a chick, sure being attatched to her would make you straight, doesn't change the face that she's not attractive in the slightest. The dudes on the left are still guys and wanting their dick in your mouth is gay. Case closed.
>>695337359
its probably too small for you
i love it when a real man makes me submit to his will
>>695338074
So if you went out on a date with the right pic, you wouldn't expect to be called fucking gay.
>>695337867
Typical post by someone whose parents are brother and sister.
>>695337838
Takes good boy points!
Might skip a tendie dinner for this or maybe less dipping sauces this week
>>695337909
They can also claim to be a taco salad. Mentally ill is mentally ill.
>>695338273
No one will go out with that ugly whore that went through surgery to look like an ex con
>>695338156
underrated post
>>695337616
Not particularly, no.
Parts are all there as female, acts female, only claims to be genderfluid and just wears "boy-ish" clothes here and there.
Kinda into strap on ideas, but loves usual missionary stuff.
Doesn't really bring it up unless she's been talking about being genderfluid, and then she stops talking about strap on play for like, ever.
>>695337160
I would toss your salad until your sweet hole was moist and relaxed and then I would hold you down and fuck you until I blew my load deep inside you. I would then lick you clean.
>>695337841
Hey, my convo, not yours.
>>695337507
If they have both genitals they have the right to call themselves hermaphrodites. They cant call themselves men if they have vaginas even if they have a penis.
By hormones i assume you mean testosterone and estrogen? Everyone has both of those. If they are not in correct amounts then it is a hormone imbalance which should be corrected to be similar to what would be normal for those with whatever genital that person has.
Nobody has the right to claim they are something they are not.
>>695338016
we could meet up at dicks! LOL
>>695334553
Modern terms for made up bullshit
>>695338156
kek
>>695337056
Nope
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you want to go by genitals, so be it. If you want to go by physical shape, that's also cool. If it's just the face, whatever. If it's the fuckin g earlobes, I can't stop you. That being said, since there's no fucking difference to anyone except you and the person in question, they can call themselves whatever they like.
I don't want to fuck a muscular masculine looking person with a vagina. Call me gay if you want.
>>695338254
I love petite tight asses. Can I see?
>>695338483
Maybe a woman would. Is she a lesbian?
>>695338424
Get on it like a good boy.
>>695338848
>>695337477
intersex aint trans
>>695338535
pretty hot, desu
you actually gave me a partial boner
>>695338951
no thank you, i'm not gay
>>695338707
LOL that would be pretty hilarious
I mean... if you're down...
No, he's saying women are an elite class since you have to be pure to be one.
>>695338398
U wish buddy. Big wholesome family. Im the only one with a record because of dwls. Nice try tho. Enjoying yor aids?>>695338424
>>695339045
I'm glad you like it. I am rock hard right now.
>>695339181
You're also a fag
>>695338813
Im inclined to agree with you, but then i hear about how some guy wants to use the little girls room and demands the government allow him to force himself into places that he should not be. That is when i realize that by enabling mentally ill people to continue their illusion it brings all of us down.
>>695339181
>>695338813
>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you want to go by genitals, so be it. If you want to go by physical shape, that's also cool. If it's just the face, whatever.
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT
>>695338720
Damnit, anon. You didn't pay attention in biology class. Reeducate yourself now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex
>>695337071
hi adam
>>695339329
dude with tits
>>695339329
hnnnggggggg
>>695339289
>That is when i realize that by enabling mentally ill people to continue their illusion it brings all of us down.
Exactly. And that's why we should shoot every hardcore Trump supporter in the head right now before it gets out of hand.
>>695338995
Intersex is just a mutation
>>695339368
you've really found your niche. no one gives a shit about it though.
>>695339289
Restrooms are a whole nother fuckin deal, and not what we're talking about here. You wouldn't want a gay man in the men's room either. It needs a refactoring, and there's no good solution.
>>695339323
soooooooooooo how'd that turn out for him?
>>695339563
he called a plumber and turned out fine
>>695339323
where is that from
>>695339073
im too shy and would have to get to know you first (◠‿◠)
>>695339506
Yeah.
So?
>>695339437
Antifa. Die freundlichen Extremisten aus der Nachbarschaft...
>>695339665
oh, thank god!
I'd be pretty inclined to poke a hole & pray it didn't pop if that were me
>>695339437
You need to shoot Hillery. She is the one that is way worse than trump. I'm not saying Trump is perfect but Hillery is worse and will destroy this country even more than Trump. So When she gets in office and things go really to shit be sure to pat yourself on the back and look into the mirror and say yep I help to do this.
>>695339821
That is clearly a man. We're talking about people who look like women when you can't see their cock.
